The Alchemist’s Code
When last we left Nondrick, roughly eighteen years ago, he was faced with a moral dilemma. Stealing a Shepard’s Pie from someone’s home to cure his wolf-born infections (Witbane and Helljoint) was weighing heavily on his soft mind — was it the wrong thing to do? Was it in keeping with his NPC nature? With his back against the wall, would Nondrick fill his pockets with stolen goods?
In a moment of desperation I’d mixed up the ill-gotten curative and stood there, bottle to my lips, debating, worrying, and trying to remember the Alchemist’s Code. What I eventually remembered was that I’d never actually invented an Alchemists Code. So, I invented one.
What I can find is mine. What I can’t find, I can buy. But stealing is kind of a dick move.
Okay, it’s not the most eloquent code ever written. But stealing, along with fighting, adventuring, romance, and writing eloquent codes, just isn’t Nondrick’s thing . I decided, eventually, to leave the potion in the house I’d broken into, along with a trinket or two to make up for ruining someone’s dinner. With that, I trudged out into the night on aching, infected joints, to find where I’d parked my horse a year ago and to continue searching for a cure that wouldn’t involve stealing a baked lamb entree from a stranger’s dinner table.
Of course, this being Oblivion, when the game closes a door it opens a window. Unfortunately, opening a window in Oblivion is a dangerous prospect, because sometimes an enraged pigs rushes through it and tries to kill you. Today, as I travel north atop my faithful horse, Beaker, boars finally make their appearance in the game.
Boars are actually pretty tough: they’re fast, durable, and challenging for any character who hasn’t leveled up properly, and Nondrick’s improved speechcraft and mercantile skills, which certainly help with his career, haven’t left him particularly capable of dealing with boars easily.
Killing a boar requires a lot of blocking, back-pedaling, and just plain running away, while making the occasional swipe with a sword or blast with a fireball. The first boar I encounter drops me quickly to about one-quarter health before I’ve even done him much damage. I heal quickly with my Mara’s Gift spell, then find myself battered down to half-health again before I finally send the little piggy to market.
While I’m carving up the boar, a Timber Wolf leaps snarling out of the woods. I blast the animal with my frost spell and hack him down to size, hoping he doesn’t infect me with yet another disease. My health is now worryingly low, and I don’t have much in the way of curatives. I use my Heal Major Wounds spell, but since I’ve never built up my magic abilities, I can only use it once or twice before running out of gas.
As soon as I’m back on Beaker, I spot a fellow traveler heading my way. He sees me as well, and thrusts a fist skyward. I’m hoping he’s waving hello, but no, he’s casting a spell: a scamp spawns beside him and attacks me. Ignoring the conjured beast, I chase the spellcaster around, trying to smack him with my sword. Cripes, can’t these stupid animals and evil wizards just fight amongst themselves and leave me out of it?
A retarded little parade ensues. The conjurer can run backwards as fast as I can run forward, so it’s a futile chase for a while as I follow him around. Meanwhile, his scamp is chasing me, so the three of us make circles all over the road and through the grass, nobody gaining on anyone. Finally, the warlock runs back-first into a boulder. Pinning him against the rock, I hack away at him while his scamp repeatedly sets me on fire.
Eventually, he folds and his scamp vanishes.
Back on Beaker, I proceed slowly up the trail, gathering ingredients from horseback (somehow). With the city of Bravil in my sights, I spot a plant with large leaves by the base of a tree. My keen eye for plant life tells me this is Mandrake. Wait a second. Wait a second!
I slide off Beaker and yank the Mandrake roots out of the ground. I check the properties in my well-thumbed copy of Mushing Up Plants For Fun And Profit.
There it is. The Cure Disease property! I mix the Mandrake Root with the remaining sample of Elf Cup Cap that has been gently decomposing in my pocket for days. Bam! One Cure Disease potion. I chug-a-lug and check the active effects — all traces of the disease are gone. Hurray! I have rid myself of wolf-cooties!
Wow. I’d sunk pretty low there for a while, but finally managed to complete my personal quest, ridding my body of unwanted canine pathogens. Nondrick was once again complete, and could walk triumphantly into Bravil. Or, if not “triumphantly,” then at least proudly. Well, “proudly” may be overstating it. How about, “not crawling with diseased ticks.”
Yeah, that’ll do.
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February 15, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Holy fucking shit!
June 28, 2010 at 10:24 pm
Don’t get too excited, it will be another year before we ever see another update.
September 3, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Hopefully Nondrick will return soon. 😦 If not just for his final episode where he returns to his love from the beginning chapters to live happily ever after.
February 24, 2012 at 7:59 am
How oddly prophetic of you.
February 15, 2010 at 4:01 pm
“When last we left Nondrick, roughly eighteen years ago..”
So true, I’m glad to see this back. Keep it up, Chris!
February 15, 2010 at 4:03 pm
18 Years sounds about right. Hurrah for the return of Nondrick!
February 15, 2010 at 4:06 pm
YAHOO!!!
Nondrick is back and kicking!!
That’s awesome.
February 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm
What’s a nice Craig like you doing in a comment thread like this?
February 15, 2010 at 8:22 pm
@Jazmeister Looking for you. Hullo!
February 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Yay!
February 15, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Oh my god….
I dont know what to say….
Am I dreaming?
February 15, 2010 at 4:18 pm
Lol, I just started reading this the other day and its got its first update in ages just now! Awesome!
February 15, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Oh. My. God. Thank you so so much, Chris!!!
February 15, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Ha! See, good things come to those who wait. And to those who don’t steal, apparently.
Yay, Nondrick!
February 15, 2010 at 4:33 pm
I’m glad you and Nondrick are back!! I’m looking forward to much more of the tale!
February 15, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Oh no, don’t make me pick up Oblivion again. Last time you updated I lost around 50 hours of my life.
February 15, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Oh my god Nondrick is back! Thank god!
February 15, 2010 at 5:06 pm
I reckon that for Nondrick “not crawling with diseased ticks” *is* a proud triumph :D!
Great to see another post… Thanks!
February 15, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Huzzah! Nondrick’s return!
February 15, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Holy crap, a Nondrick post!!! That was a pleasant surprise 🙂
February 15, 2010 at 5:32 pm
I’m just amazed you’ve had the strength of will to return to this insane project. Still good to read anyhow!
February 16, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Cripes, there’s hundreds of us in this friggin comment thread.
September 21, 2010 at 8:11 pm
And now it’s thousands, still, without an update.
Oh well, take your time Chris, I’ll be waiting.
February 15, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Hooray!
However, one thing:
“…a baked lamb entree…”
I’m not sure if you exactly know what shepard’s pie is made of…
February 20, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Well, I don’t know about entree, but it’s certainly made of lamb, and they’re usually baked (at least eventually) so that the mashed potato gets a nice brown crust.
If of course you’re thinking it should be made of beef, then you’re undoubtedly making the classic mistake – that’s COTTAGE pie. Shepherds look after sheep. Cottagers (used to) look after cows.
February 15, 2010 at 5:39 pm
OH MY GOD HE UPDATED HOLY SHIT!
February 15, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Rejoice everyone!
February 15, 2010 at 6:29 pm
i check this every single day, without failure. finally my patience is rewarded.
February 15, 2010 at 6:59 pm
YESSSS!
February 15, 2010 at 7:10 pm
Omg, when I saw this update on Nonny I literally fell out of my chair in disbelief!!!! NONDRICK LIVES AGAIN! :]
February 15, 2010 at 7:16 pm
I bet James linking this blog made you decide to start it up again huh?
February 15, 2010 at 7:25 pm
This is not April – treachery!
But srsly – thank you, Chris! A new comments section is always appreciated.
In actual seriousness; this is great! Moar Nondrick!
Thank Goat, etc etc.
February 15, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Hooray! I knew it was a smart idea to stat subscribed 🙂
February 15, 2010 at 9:56 pm
Remember when I asked you (on behalf of the Internet) at the Game Developers Conference last year when you would update this thing? Man, I had forgotten all about that!
Well, I guess I’d better go back to sleep until next year.
February 15, 2010 at 9:59 pm
yessss
February 15, 2010 at 10:46 pm
I’m so glad Nondrick is back! I hope he stays with us for a post or two more before the next eighteen year hibernation.
How funny, I just started playing Oblivion again too. Clearly it is in the stars for people to randomly play it again.
February 15, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Glad to see good old Nondrick back….
P.
February 15, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Yay!!!! Nondrick P. C. is back!!! Thanks Chris!
February 15, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Yay Nondrick is back. Are we to expect more updates soon?
February 16, 2010 at 12:15 am
I seriously had to do a double-take when I saw this show up in my rss aggregator. Viva Nondrick! See you in 9 months for the next update!
February 16, 2010 at 12:22 am
Whoa. No way.
February 16, 2010 at 12:28 am
Wow. It’s seriously been over a year since the last actual update. Kind of early for that April update though. Maybe we will see an update in April.
February 16, 2010 at 2:23 am
I’m commenting on here to say hi before reading the actual blog. Is this bad?
February 16, 2010 at 2:29 am
AND WHERE ARE THE REST OF MY FELLOW HIATUS CREW-IANS?!
February 16, 2010 at 3:41 am
Yay another good episode about the ugliest alchemist in the world!
February 16, 2010 at 3:48 am
YES! YES! LONG LIVE NONDRICK!
February 16, 2010 at 5:36 am
Pure win.
February 16, 2010 at 5:59 am
hooray, you’re back!
February 16, 2010 at 7:09 am
YES! I’d like to tell you not to leave us like that again, but I’ve been reading your stuff for long enough to know better…
But this was great!
February 16, 2010 at 7:27 am
Hells and also YES. This is one of the finer LP’s I’ve laid eyes on, and seeing that it’s resumed is like seeing that the Beatles have resumed their nerdy LP series.
Only it’s not the Beatles, it’s you, and this series is awesome.
February 16, 2010 at 9:11 am
YAAAAYYY! Nonny is back!
February 16, 2010 at 10:55 am
FUCK YEAH! FINALLY!!!
I<3U CHRIS!!!!!
that's not creepy at all. I swear.
February 16, 2010 at 10:58 am
And dupes? I’m here, even though i left last year, i have returned!
LONG LIVE THE KING… AND NONNY
February 16, 2010 at 11:15 am
Nice to see an update.
Though one nitpick: When you said “gently decomposing in my pocket for days”, I think you meant “decades”.
February 16, 2010 at 11:28 am
I know everyone was posting on the last post, but since the update not much of the crew have been on this comments section.
February 16, 2010 at 11:56 am
HOLY FUCK. HOLY MOTHER FUCK
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
February 16, 2010 at 12:02 pm
AND KINGFROZEN IS BACK!
THIS IS AWESOME!
WE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEE!
Also, the post itself was awesome, and refreshing. It made me remember the good ol’ days, which may be coming back yet!
February 16, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Yeah, well, im happy about the blog being updated and all, but what the fuck am I gonna do with all these babys?
February 16, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Well… Your name IS Smash… Save them for when the next update doesn’t come.
February 16, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Haha, what a coincidence!
I stumbled (“stumbled” with a lower-case “s”, mind you) upon this blog a few days ago, and was pretty upset when I saw there were no updates… and now there is one, hooray!
February 16, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Holy shit, there’s an update.:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
February 16, 2010 at 12:34 pm
By my calculations that makes an internet year roughly 22 earth days long 😛
February 16, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Thanks for linking to this from FPS. And by “thanks” I mean you’re an asshole, Chris. I literally just wasted a full day of work reading the entirety of this blog, but it was fan-fucking-tastic! Sort of made me want to go an play Oblivion again, but reading about a fish faced dork once a year will probably suffice. My personal favorite parts:
– Your depression after the first couple of days when you actually LOST money.
– “Clever girl!”
– Woman Gone Wild (“These shady oil painters travel around the coasts of Cyrodiil, getting young, mead-filled maidens to spend a few hours undoing the complicated ties and straps of their undergarments, and then painting portraits of them in the buff.”)
– Almost getting killed by Beaker
– Your battle with the Nord on the boat (“My kingdom for a Backburner!”)
Keep up the great work!
February 16, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Rise and shine, Mr. Chriistopher C.Livingston. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No-one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until… well, let’s just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Livingston. Wake up and smell the ashes.
February 16, 2010 at 3:53 pm
That was awesome G. Like the time I made that Dark Knight parody quote over on Nondrick Update… Ahhh good times.
February 16, 2010 at 4:05 pm
HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
February 17, 2010 at 5:40 am
Who the fuck?
February 21, 2010 at 10:41 am
XD
February 16, 2010 at 4:27 pm
all i did was switch the freeman to livingston, although most of the text seemed rather fitting anyways.
February 16, 2010 at 4:41 pm
lulwut.
February 16, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Is it just my eyes playing tricks or there’s something different about the world textures? It looks kind of sharper compared to the last update. I SMELL MODS!
February 16, 2010 at 6:44 pm
You know your blog is popular when it has more than sixty comments on the first post after a ten-month hiatus.
July 21, 2013 at 2:15 pm
who ever is reading this testimony today should please celebrate with me and my family because it all started like a joke to some people and others said it was impossible. my name is Michael i live in Chicago i am happily married with two kids and a lovely wife something terrible happen to my family along the line, i lost my job and my wife packed out of my house because i was unable to take care of her and my kids at that particular time. i manage all through five years, no wife to support me to take care of the children and there come a faithful day that i will never forget in my life i met an old friend who i explain all my difficulties to, and he took me to a spell caster and and the name of the temple is called, okundonorgreatspell, i was assure that everything will be fine and my wife will come back to me after the wonderful work of dr okundonorgreatspell, my wife came back to me and today i am one of the richest man in my country. i advice you if you have any problem email him with this email: dr.okundonorgreatspell@gmail.com and you will have the best result. take things for granted and it will be take from you.
February 16, 2010 at 7:02 pm
and thats only within 27 hours… i think
February 16, 2010 at 7:39 pm
But… but with regular updates, how will we regulars (yes I count myself as one now) establish new meaningless and esoteric traditions?
Maybe with regular updates, we won’t need to. We… we could be free.
February 16, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Regular updates?
Aint gonna happen bro.
February 16, 2010 at 7:58 pm
freinds, some of you may or may not remember me, as i gave up hope and fled the parched earth that was this blog, now i am back from my travels of the internet, and found a newly fertile medow in its place!
Long live Nonny!
February 16, 2010 at 10:53 pm
This is pleasing to my eye.
February 17, 2010 at 12:05 am
Holy shit it’s washcloth it’s a ho- wait how do i know your not a fake washcloth…
February 17, 2010 at 12:11 am
You are FUCKING kidding. I go away for TWO days and he goes and does this? Figures
Oh, awesome post, by the way! Thanks so very incredibly much!
February 17, 2010 at 12:40 am
Let us feast on many babies! And hope to GOAT that Nondrick finds something else to do!
February 17, 2010 at 1:26 am
. . . I am dreaming. This is all some really weird dream where impossible things happen.
February 17, 2010 at 2:59 am
Chris, consider turning this whole “Living in Oblivion” story into a printed product someday. If you do, I’ll buy it. Of course, there may be some copyright issues to deal with. Darn it.
February 17, 2010 at 10:36 am
YAY! the whole crew is almost back together! Cept for whositsface and whatshisname.
Also, who is dupersude mk2?
And go Smash with the baby stockpile. And the book is a great idea. Almost sounds as awesome as “John dies at the end”
http://www.johndiesattheend.com/
February 17, 2010 at 11:12 am
Of corse im the real Washcloth!
why would anyone else want washcloth for a name!
February 17, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Hey, Washcloth, did you ever see this page?
http://hiatuscrew.webs.com/inlovingmemory.htm
February 18, 2010 at 1:22 am
Ah, no comrade, i havent! i jsut lost faith and never returned till now
Heh, thanks mate
February 17, 2010 at 11:24 am
Who WOULDNT want Washcloth as a name??
And I wanna know the same thing, King.
February 17, 2010 at 11:48 am
Maybe it’s an upgraded version of Midget. One without all the voices.
But those voices made Midget52 the midget he is today, and I would have him no different.
February 17, 2010 at 12:23 pm
are you talking about my twin there, Arreh?
February 17, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Hehehe.
I like how were like 70 comments in and already talking about pretty much random shit again.
Well, I guess we will get the next update next year some time.
February 17, 2010 at 1:01 pm
MY FUCKING GOD!
WASHCLOTH! Is it really you, mate? Bah, I believe you, seeing as most of the newbies don’t even know who you are. Still, you here to stay? ‘Cause that’d be awesome. You should also join the Hiatus Crew group on MSN.
February 17, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Okay, so who are we missing? I’m too lazy to check
February 17, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Quite a few people. I suspect they’re just waiting for the hype on the new post to die down first.
February 17, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Indeed. Right now, we’re missing:
Jackrabbit
Aspgren
Joeman
Putzy
Tharron
Green Lantern
I just spoke with Michael on MSN, he should be in any minute now.
February 22, 2010 at 7:24 am
Dude, forget me. I’m dead and gone. Every time I post a comment here or anywhere else that has a remote connection to Chris, I have an irresistible urge to apologize for whatever mild annoyance I may have caused him. Let me deal with this destructive mental issue in peace.
Also I left the Crew like three months ago.
February 17, 2010 at 3:47 pm
I’m here, reporting for duty! Also yay nonny etc
February 17, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Michael! Thank god you’re here! We have a dilemma! Everybody reading this post just lost the game!
February 17, 2010 at 4:01 pm
Goddamn you, dupersude!
February 17, 2010 at 4:02 pm
ARGHHHH!
February 17, 2010 at 4:11 pm
😀 I love you guys ❤
February 17, 2010 at 4:14 pm
So, what do now?
Tell you what, I need another update!
February 17, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Agreed. I guess we just go back to hurling babies off a bridge every day we don’t get an update… Wonder if it’ll be a regular thing now, or if he just wanted to wrap up the whole “personal quest” thing before ignoring us for good…
February 17, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Didn’y Jackrabbit leave us and sa e has nothing to do with us anymore?
February 17, 2010 at 5:59 pm
He’s back! Thank you, Mr. Livingston! *cue gleeful excitement*
February 17, 2010 at 9:58 pm
Goddammit, now I’m going to start playing Oblivion AGAIN.
February 17, 2010 at 11:52 pm
Word. Wordwordwordword. Nondrick. Word.
February 18, 2010 at 12:19 am
[…] The Alchemist’s Code When last we left Nondrick, roughly eighteen years ago, he was faced with a moral dilemma. Stealing a […] […]
February 18, 2010 at 12:27 am
If you will excuse me, I have to dance naked in the street with delight.
February 18, 2010 at 12:28 am
PS 100 get biatches!
February 18, 2010 at 5:32 am
Well, this comment section is filling nicely.
February 18, 2010 at 8:04 am
So, whaddya think, are we gonna get to a thousand comments this time again?
I hope not.
February 18, 2010 at 10:39 am
I’m ambivalent about the whole thing. On the one hand more Nondrick! (It still feels weird to say it.) On the other hand, this could very well destroy the Hiatus Crew. Apparently our very aim may be our downfall. Oh sweet dramatic irony!
February 18, 2010 at 10:57 am
I’ve always liked that about the hiatus crew. Their very survival depends on the events that they worship not coming to pass.
Probably poetic beauty in there somewhere.
February 22, 2010 at 7:25 am
It’s a bit of a bugger, but a beautiful one at that.
February 18, 2010 at 11:36 am
Hey, Joeman! You’re here! That’s one guy off our MIA list, I suppose…
February 18, 2010 at 11:36 am
I think it’s okay, it’ll be another millennium before Chris updates this again
February 18, 2010 at 12:36 pm
another 18 years*
February 18, 2010 at 5:41 pm
Now, I announce myself Supreme Chancellor of the Hiatus Republic!
Mwhaahahaha!
February 18, 2010 at 8:23 pm
Will I be the Vice Supreme Chancellor of The Hiatus Republic?
February 18, 2010 at 8:31 pm
YES.
Join me, and we will rule the galaxy as Father and Son!
February 18, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Sweet! I’ve always wanted to do that!
February 18, 2010 at 11:31 pm
May I be The Interpreter of the Goat’s Wisdom? Because that title sounds awesome.
February 19, 2010 at 1:01 am
Whoo! An update! Awesome!
February 19, 2010 at 6:35 am
YYAAAAYYYY You’re back! You’re back! You’re back you’re back you’re back! Well done to Nonny for doing the right thing. Also: Hope you update more often now. I really love this series and don’t want to see it disappear…
Again.
February 19, 2010 at 6:35 am
And I suppose I can be just about every other position in the court. As soon as I find that list of personalities…
February 19, 2010 at 6:52 am
OH SHI-
February 19, 2010 at 8:48 am
WHICH MOTHERFUCKER STOLE MY HUNDRED GET?!
February 19, 2010 at 8:52 am
I tried to look at this last night, but WordPress was broken probably due to peoples shock at there being an update!
Anyway, whilst it wasn’t as long as previous updates, it was still good.
I hope this means you will post some more updates soon, without another hibernation period.
February 19, 2010 at 9:53 am
I declare myself to be the Hiatus Crew’s Ministry of Love. Not the head, or director; the whole thing.
If any of you don’t get the reference, then son I am disappoint.
February 19, 2010 at 9:56 am
You’re livin’ in the passssst Arreh. Quit livin’ in the passsssst.
And by past I mean, 21 years ago.
Also, the first line of my comment is also a reference.
February 19, 2010 at 11:17 am
1984, Arreh?
February 19, 2010 at 1:01 pm
It’s nice to see THC is coming back, although there are some people mia.
February 19, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Woah my math is horrible. 25 years* not 21.
February 19, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Hooray for Nondrick!
February 20, 2010 at 1:35 am
Woooooo!
February 20, 2010 at 3:17 am
I’m not sure what to make of this. I started playing oblivion again today after about a 5 month hiatus and it made me think “hmmm wonder if nondrick has updated” and holy shit it has, that’s amazing!!!
February 20, 2010 at 10:22 am
At this rate, I will die before Nondrick
February 20, 2010 at 5:13 pm
It pisses me off that I was playing oblivion the night before my computer broke, and now hehas an update. IRONY SUCKS!
February 21, 2010 at 3:57 am
Yeah. Goldy and Bronzy are far better.
February 21, 2010 at 6:45 am
Who?
February 21, 2010 at 8:58 am
Your sense of humor seems to be broken, dupersude.
February 23, 2010 at 6:22 am
Ohhh… I get it now.
February 22, 2010 at 2:55 am
Holy brother’s mother!
I can’t believe he’s back! Way to go Chris, and way to go Nondrick! 😀
Damn, I’m so psyched, I might actually write another poem (even though you damn near banned me, if that’s even possible, last time I did that.
At least, I’m going to fire up my Oblivion game again, and play my Merchant character – believe it or not, there’s actually profit to be made, if you run with the market economy simulating mod ‘Living Economy’.
Whoot! (:
February 22, 2010 at 7:35 am
I get the feeling Nondrick is going to go down hard if he doesn’t train up a bit. Perhaps you’re going to have to remain in the one city for a while Chris.
February 22, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Hey, it’s Jacknazi! He’s back, after all! This is getting better and better…
February 22, 2010 at 11:40 pm
WOW
A triumphant return for the mundane hero.
This is like what would happen if Terry Pratchett made up quests.
February 23, 2010 at 3:04 am
I remember a couple months ago when living in oblivion first started its hiatus. It all began with me checking in daily with a face full of innocence and glee, just to be disapointed again and again with a lack of update. Just like a half retarted loyal golden retriever puppy, I kept coming back hoping to see something new. Eventually it was updated, with a post that said it will soon be updated. Even though no new content was given the news that Chris was still indeed alive kept my hopes up. Fast foward to the present day and my face full of glee and hope is replaced with a dark and vile look that if anyone was to look into my eyes their soul would feel pain. I was possitive Chris was not only dead but actually haunting the internet making sure no news of his death would surface and occasionaly updated first person shouter to fuck with my head. Imagine my absoulte disbelief when I saw it, Living in Oblivion updated. Great Googaly Moodgaly, was the first thought that went through my near zombiefied mind.
Long story short thanks for coming back 😀
February 23, 2010 at 6:22 am
…. “A couple months”?
February 24, 2010 at 2:19 pm
please dont try to be funny, you failed this time, dont let it happen again ye?
February 24, 2010 at 2:20 pm
California Wrestler, *humour fail*
February 23, 2010 at 5:45 am
Woot! An update, a month and a half ahead of schedule! ^_^
February 23, 2010 at 10:17 am
Fuck you guys are scaring me. I mean… at this rate, we will probably fill up the comments again in about…
…
STUPID CALCULATOR PROGRAM!!!
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take away…12?
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carry the 1…
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divide by zero…
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4 days?
February 23, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Of all the times this could have updated, the time when I’m between internet is chosen to update. Reading on a friends iPhone is not how I wanted to find out. Anyway, yay.
February 23, 2010 at 3:19 pm
No, KingFrozen! Don’t divide by ze-
February 23, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Now that the universe has imploded and re-created itself, we may continue as before.
I propose a one word at a time game. This will continue for a few posts until everyone realises it’s really shit.
Here is word one:
Midget52…
February 23, 2010 at 5:41 pm
I counter propose that and say, hey putz. we now know why chris didn’t update before, he wanted to update when you weren’t there.
February 23, 2010 at 6:08 pm
i came
February 23, 2010 at 6:11 pm
Well fuck me sideways and call me Nondrick…
My internet literally commited suicide the day before yesterday… My one word: Schizophrenia.
February 23, 2010 at 6:44 pm
…
…
How would I go about fucking you sideways?
February 23, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Very craftily.
February 24, 2010 at 3:24 am
And with a spoon?
February 24, 2010 at 7:09 am
Most certainly.
I would know – look at my title; you’ll see it’s my job to know.
February 24, 2010 at 8:03 am
And it is my job to continue searching for a job!
Hey, my job is done!
February 24, 2010 at 11:49 am
Good job.
February 24, 2010 at 3:17 pm
I need a job. In real life. ;_;
February 24, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Don’t be sad, dupersude. You can become my personal sex slave!
February 25, 2010 at 7:33 am
WOOOOOOOOOOO! Can i come too? (no pun intended, but it was kinda funny)
February 25, 2010 at 10:22 am
UPDATE. I NO LONGER NEED TO BE YOUR SEX SLAVE MICHAEL, I MAY BE GETTING A JOB AT A GAME STORE TOMORROW.
P.S.
You lost.
February 25, 2010 at 11:17 am
BASTARD
February 25, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Grats, dupersude! Also, fuck you for making me lose the game! Oh wait…
February 26, 2010 at 3:20 pm
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
February 25, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Times are moving on, peoples.
February 25, 2010 at 8:57 pm
“Come gather ’round people, wherever you roam!
And admit that the waters around you have grown,
And accept it that soon you’ll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you is worth savin’
Then you better start swimmin’
or you’ll sink like a stone,
For the times, they are a-changin!”
February 26, 2010 at 2:20 am
Well look at this.
An update.
Today’s forecast in hell.
Snow.
February 26, 2010 at 5:54 am
YAY! The Lantern of Green!
The Inner Circle is almost complete. The time is nigh.
February 26, 2010 at 6:52 am
Thanks michael! Interview went good, they’ll give me a call sometime within the week if i get it. Which i should. 😀 And now i lost the game! again.
Also vader, that song is awesome.
February 26, 2010 at 8:24 am
If I may just add one thing,
Testicles.
That is all.
February 26, 2010 at 9:56 am
Lantern my man! I would be surprised about seeing you here if I hadn’t talked to ya beforehand via email.
Dupersude: I’m a Bob Dylan fan.
February 26, 2010 at 3:45 pm
I’m still in shock. Give me a few more days before it can wear off.
February 26, 2010 at 6:10 pm
On an unrelated note;
The Game.
February 26, 2010 at 8:30 pm
Did I lose?
February 26, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Yep.
February 26, 2010 at 10:06 pm
We know the game and we’re gonna play it!
– Rick Astley
February 27, 2010 at 11:11 am
Oh god, this shit is fucking rad! OPEN YOUR EYES MAKE A WISH
http://games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html
February 27, 2010 at 11:30 am
I approve of this.
February 27, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Of course you do, that’s the best thing that’s happened 2010.
February 27, 2010 at 5:53 pm
England lost to Ireland. I may play this game again to console myself.
February 27, 2010 at 7:56 pm
I was pointed to this adventure only yesterday. Your great way of writing made reading this a breeze.
I even feel more like an idiot for never having played Oblivion. Since being able to play it like this, totally not like it was intended, shows how rich the game world is.
February 27, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Damn, I’m disappointed in the Hawaii tsunami. That shit sucked!
February 28, 2010 at 11:48 am
These tsunamis are nothing like the ones we had back in my day.
March 1, 2010 at 9:52 am
Yeah. In your day, all tsunami’s would strike during May.
March 1, 2010 at 11:25 am
I’ve had two tsunami warnings in the last year and a half at my city, both of which have turned out to be NOTHING MORE THAN A METRE SURGE TIDE.
March 1, 2010 at 11:27 am
HEY WAIT A MINUTE. CHRIS FORGOT TO SLEEP. LAST ENTRY HE ARRIVED AT THE HOUSE WITH THE SHEPHARDS PIE, THEN HE LEFT “INTO THE NIGHT” AND GOT ON BEAKER. THE NEXT FEW SCREENS SHOW DAYLIGHT. YOU BROKE YOUR RULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
… I feel cheated.
March 1, 2010 at 11:45 am
A metre surge tide can make a difference depending on the speed and how far up river it can get. Can make a boat list pretty damn badly.
March 1, 2010 at 11:48 am
Well where I’m from, the raise did nothing. Literally. Even people at the beaches who get flooded in ALL THE TIME were unchanged in routine.
March 1, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Yo, Hawaii, I’m really happy for you and I’mma let you finish but, Thailand had one of the best tsunamis of all time! One of the best tsunamis of all time!
March 1, 2010 at 4:50 pm
…meow
March 1, 2010 at 7:02 pm
…growl
March 1, 2010 at 7:22 pm
FUCK YOU PLAYSTATION NETWORK, I FINALLY GET ONLINE TO KICK SOME ASS ON UNCHARTED 2 AND YOU TAKE A SHIT ON ME.
March 1, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Best way to fix a Playstation is to throw it into the fiery chasm from whence it came.
PC FOR LIFE, MAH DOG!
March 2, 2010 at 5:33 am
If by PC, you mean XBox 360, then yes, PC FOR LIFE, MAH DOG!
March 2, 2010 at 7:10 am
If by PC you mean PC, than yes, PC FOR LIFE, MAH DOG!
March 2, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open
When it’s cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame
Always, I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony,
harmony oh love
Melting the ice for me
Jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide I see
Your love in motion
When it’s cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame
March 2, 2010 at 3:28 pm
What an odd film clip…
March 2, 2010 at 4:16 pm
WHAT A GAME.
March 2, 2010 at 7:38 pm
Seen as Dupersude got dethroned here and didn’t get the first 100, i’ll aim fo – wait a minute he got 200, he didn’t even say his get message, ok i’ll aim for 300.
March 2, 2010 at 7:40 pm
Should we all agree not to post after the 4000th comment on nondrick update it’s getting riduclously long.
P.S lets all try and get 4000 before Dupersude does. 😉
March 2, 2010 at 8:06 pm
So, guys, what’s your records at Robot Unicorn Attack?
In one run: 44.3k
Total: 85k
March 2, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Have any of ya seen all of the Portal 2 cryptic buzz going around the Web?!
AWESOMENESS.
March 2, 2010 at 10:18 pm
Heyo! Nondrick is all new and shiny! I bet his head can be spot from a mile now.
March 2, 2010 at 11:59 pm
Well, seeing as how it’s been seven posts without a song… Ahem,
When I find myself
in times of trouble
Mother Mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
Let it be
And in my hour of darkness
she is standing right in front of me
speaking words of wisdom
Let it be
And when the broken hearted people
living in the world agree
there will be an answer
Let it be
For tough they may be parted
there is still a chance
that they will see
there will be an answer
Let it be
For some reason, I always connected it to the whole “No Nondrick” thing until now.
Then again, maybe I’m just crazy(Well I AM a lurker, after all).
March 3, 2010 at 6:04 am
You may be right. But it just might be a lunatic we’re looking for.
Thats right, I made a song reference! I know things too!
March 3, 2010 at 7:07 am
I don’t mind who gets the 4000 get. So long as NO ONE POSTS AFTER IT. NO ONE.
Also; Portal stuff! Yay!
March 3, 2010 at 7:14 am
NO G. BAD G. NAUGHTY. 4000 GET IS MINE. MINNNE.
Also, I’m not going for every 100 get on this post because i missed the first 100 get. I didn’t even realise i got 200 get. Which post was it??
March 3, 2010 at 8:56 am
You got 200 while i was gone? awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww… 😥
in unrelated news, when we do reach 4000 and no one is allowed to comment…
where will we gooooo
ohhh, where will we go now? where will we goooooooo-o-ohwowowoo?
where will we go now?
March 3, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Man, I read this like a year ago and got to where it was left off and assumed it was finished. I randomly got linked back to it while searching for an image of a Dremora Lord and I find a post from two weeks ago. What fucking luck. Hail Nondrick!
March 4, 2010 at 3:27 am
KingFrozen, ignoring your Guns’n’roses reference, we’ll go here of course.
March 4, 2010 at 4:35 am
Your hopeless dupersude.
Nice to see you nijabutter, you seem incredibly lucky. Like a leprechaun.
March 4, 2010 at 7:10 am
Suspiciously like a leprechaun, in fact.
I just hope your kind can see eye to eye with my department – I can’t have you bringing joy and hope to the proles, y’hear?
March 4, 2010 at 9:26 am
Wow. We only started a government a week ago and we already have counterfeit joy.
I call blackmarketeer!
March 4, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Ah, Midget. Blackmarketeer of hope and joy. Don’t you realise the stuff you get is only the stuff we allow you to get?
You do our job for us. You cannot stop doing what we want – no matter what you choose to do, you do it because of our influence.
So please, set up your little racket. We sit back and enjoy what we have created.
March 4, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Seeing as we’re slapping each other with 1984 references, I changed my name accordingly.
March 4, 2010 at 9:31 pm
My weapon of choice happens to be 1984 references, but you can use whatever you want. Brave New World hasn’t really been touched, for example.
March 5, 2010 at 5:19 am
You cannot control our knowledge! Knowledge is power! The truth will set us free!
I know at least one of them is a biblical reference, so I have so far made the oldest reference. Bring it on.
March 5, 2010 at 11:48 am
“Holy shit!”
-The Jews, after seeing Moses in action.
March 5, 2010 at 2:53 pm
Tuna
March 5, 2010 at 4:25 pm
“HAAAAAAAAAAAX”
-Dr. Hax, after recieving his PHD
I believe I have made the newest reference! Take that, Midget!
March 5, 2010 at 8:52 pm
I feel so special now.
March 5, 2010 at 9:35 pm
PORTAL 2 HAS BEEN ANNOUNCED.
WE WILL REJOICE.
March 6, 2010 at 3:31 am
Portal 2 was accidentally announced back in 2008 i think. Don’t get excited.
March 6, 2010 at 5:52 am
Cooperative Portal? I hope your model is the Companion Cube. That would make the most sense.
March 6, 2010 at 7:59 am
In actually interesting immediate news, Just Cause 2 is out soon, very soon. FYI, the xbox and ps3 versions are much easier to control.
March 6, 2010 at 10:09 am
Portal 2 won’t be released until late October this year.
March 6, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Hmmm
March 6, 2010 at 4:35 pm
I know Portal 2 was announced last year, but we had absolutely no confirmed info about it.
March 6, 2010 at 7:46 pm
ZOMG!
I came here to re-read the blog and found an update. Woohoo!
Thanks, Chris! 🙂
March 6, 2010 at 9:11 pm
I just re-read parts of the previous comment sections first stages, and man! That shit was lulzworthy indeed!
The reactions the one time commenters posted were fucking hilarious. You should all read it again.
March 6, 2010 at 9:12 pm
A fartboy walks into a bar. He says to the bartender, “Gimme a shot of your finest whiskey”. The bartender takes off his glasses, looks at the fartboy directly in the anus, and vomits blood onto the decaying, wooden floor. Crickets can be heard in the distance as the fartboy cracks a smile. The universe explodes.
March 6, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Gotta love surrealist humour.
How about this: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.
March 7, 2010 at 7:57 am
That joke amuses me.
March 7, 2010 at 2:38 pm
What does the scouter say about Midget’s Power level?
IT’s, IT’s, OVER 9000!!!! Raghhhh *breaks scouter*
March 7, 2010 at 9:14 pm
That joke doesn’t.
March 7, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Indeed. ‘Twas just plain retarded.
March 8, 2010 at 9:45 am
INDUBITABLY.
March 8, 2010 at 12:50 pm
In other news, http://www.penisland.com is now the literal translation of win.
March 8, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Oh hey! It’s Pen Island, that AWEESOME NEW ONLINE GAME! come on guys, join and add me as a friend!
March 8, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Wait dammit i just checked to see if it still worked… It doesnt. Didnt that place lead to a shock site back in the day?
March 8, 2010 at 8:32 pm
I thought it lead to an office supplies store. I could be wrong.
In fact, from what you suggest, I could be VERY wrong.
March 9, 2010 at 4:53 am
I remember a few years ago someone told me to go to Pen Island dot com, typing it out revealed the actual site to be penis land.
March 9, 2010 at 7:14 am
That sounds awful. I wouldn’t want an island of pens, but a land of nothing but penises would be even worse.
Oh the humanity.
March 9, 2010 at 7:25 am
Well. What about whorepresents.com ?
anything?
March 9, 2010 at 7:30 am
What’s so bad about “Who represents” ? Is this an injoke I missed in the twenty minutes that I looked away from the cameras I planted in your houses?
March 9, 2010 at 10:15 am
yes, it was between when you were talking about penisland and some other shit….
Why don’t you guys have a Gravitar?
March 9, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Because I am much too awesome for that.
March 9, 2010 at 1:29 pm
NO YOU.
March 9, 2010 at 4:51 pm
And now for something completely different.
There we were, thick as thieves, frightened by shadows in the Autumn leaves.
We wore stolen hearts, frightened souls, aided by lies among…
Hey oh, where did we go?
When do we lose our sight?
And it’s a nice show the one we perform,
performing it day and night
See the lights upon my face, walking in circles with the human race
And all the little people, they want to be free, but I can’t get there cause I’ve got you holding me back.
Hey oh, where did we go?
When do we lose our sight?
And it’s a nice show the one we perform,
performing it day and night.
And we’d be free.
I gave you all the Earth’s skies, but you gave me night.
Let the lights sing again.
There we were, thick as thieves, frightened by shadows in the Autumn leaves.
Goodbye my sweet, goodbye, goodbye…
March 9, 2010 at 6:37 pm
One day I will read all of one of Joey’s posts. Today is not that day.
March 10, 2010 at 1:05 am
God DAMN it Joey! I told you to not only never post song lyrics again (nobody can hear the music and you look like a spammer) but I also told you to rub the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again!
March 10, 2010 at 1:07 am
Alas, poor Arreh, this was not your finest hour…
March 10, 2010 at 2:51 am
Yay, Nondrick and his stupid face are back! Now I’ll go back to keeping my hopes low for a new update!
March 10, 2010 at 6:47 am
I agree completely and wholly with putz.
IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT’S SKIN, OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN.
March 10, 2010 at 9:36 pm
OBJECTION!
Joey has done nothing wrong by posting the song, and, Mr. Putzingburg, you could always google the lyrics…
But you knew that already, right?
HOLD IT!
It does not get the hose again… BECAUSE THE HOSE WAS STOLEN!
Forgive me, I usually don’t erupt into Phoenix Wright-esque objections, it just happens!
March 11, 2010 at 8:45 am
The HOSE was stolen? This would be a good time for a convenient personality change!
March 11, 2010 at 8:49 am
Yes, it would, and lucky for you I lost the list, giving you a perfect Deus Ex Machina on all personalities.
Right, let’s see…..
March 11, 2010 at 9:11 am
Yes, please, hold the applause…
It seems this hose has been stolen by one of us. It could be you, or you, or YOU, KEITH!
(Your name probably isn’t Keith, but on the off chance it is, ha ha! Scared ya!)
March 11, 2010 at 10:13 am
Um… Why are the midgets back? I swear that whole laser beam show at the pyramids of Egypt solved that problem. Or did you counter it with the ritual done during the vernal equinox?
March 12, 2010 at 7:11 am
Good to see a fellow MR fan.
March 13, 2010 at 12:02 am
Corporal Peanut, you shall make a fine ally.
March 13, 2010 at 8:00 am
I think we need a new character to combat Corporal Peanut.
March 13, 2010 at 8:00 am
LIKE ME!
March 13, 2010 at 8:36 am
*shoves Private Public aside*
You needn’t worry, innocents! I am now here to battle this criminal!
March 13, 2010 at 10:01 am
Vader, you have my sword.
March 13, 2010 at 10:15 am
*Without letting anyone see, Putzy drags Private Public away into his dungeon whispering “Oh yes, this will do nicely”*
March 13, 2010 at 1:28 pm
G saw, and what he saw disturbed him greatly. Very greatly. *Rocks back and forth in the corner, muttering*
March 13, 2010 at 5:09 pm
Never thought I’d see that again…
March 13, 2010 at 6:06 pm
*strikes Arreh down with his own sword*
I’ve always wanted to do that, incidentally.
March 13, 2010 at 11:16 pm
How pleasantly droll you are, Vadermath. So quick-witted. A master of juxtaposition.
March 14, 2010 at 12:41 am
That last comment was way more cynical than I meant it to sound. Sorry about that.
March 14, 2010 at 8:55 am
so… Midgets a cynic? And wouldn’t Vader use a lightsaber? Or Sabermath?
fuck… i can’t believe i just made that connection…
March 14, 2010 at 1:48 pm
I would’ve used a lightsaber, but killing one with his own weapon is far more satisfying. Such is the way of the Sith.
Nay, for such is the way of the Force!
March 15, 2010 at 5:30 am
THE GAME!
March 15, 2010 at 8:51 am
Ok, thats just getting annoying. I vote we crack out the Banpocalypse and nuke his ass with so much bannage it isn’t fucking funny.
March 15, 2010 at 11:55 am
I would like to take this moment to point out that as Chairman Of The Society Of Awesome People, I am really awesome.
March 15, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Invalid, seeing as I don’t see you wearing your title proudly.
March 15, 2010 at 2:10 pm
You can’t do that KingFrozen… I created you, I CAN DESTROY YOU TOO.
March 15, 2010 at 3:37 pm
Your his mother?
March 15, 2010 at 6:19 pm
I’m the father.
March 15, 2010 at 8:03 pm
No, duper.
I, am your father!
March 16, 2010 at 1:53 am
NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Cue dramatic death scene.
March 16, 2010 at 7:23 am
Vadermath: If I wore my various titles in my name, then my awesomeness would decrease slightly. I just can’t take that risk when I’m so close to infinity mega-fonzies.
March 16, 2010 at 11:16 am
Your almost as cool as zoidberg then.
Almost. not quite
March 16, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Fonzie visited my department once.
March 16, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Hey now that there are so many of us gathered, i think it’s time to bring back the awesome wall. Which i will allocate points to people who are awesome.
March 17, 2010 at 6:14 am
Did I mention horrendously, ridiculously attractive you are today, G?
March 17, 2010 at 6:15 am
Damn. Nearly a year without a grammatical error or misspelling. Ah well.
March 17, 2010 at 7:33 am
G, I would like to be excluded from this game you’re doing, as I have too much awesome already and I just might explode if that level changes at all.
March 17, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Ah! You should add a 100 points to Putzy to start with, G.
That’ll bring his total number of points to zilch.
March 18, 2010 at 5:07 am
Can I have a point too? Please?
March 18, 2010 at 7:10 am
Seeing as on my first post on this here site I revealed myself to be a cyber-pirate AND and cyber-ninja, I deserve at least a gajillion.
Having said that, a man in my position does not beg for things he wants. He simply extracts them.
March 18, 2010 at 3:36 pm
From what I remember I was quite high on G’s awesome wall. Good times…
March 18, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Some basic Awesome wall, guranteed things that will get you points, or deducts points.
posting something that is awesome = + depends on the level of awesome the thing you post is at.
~get’s you points
100 get’s = +100 points
1000 get’s = +250 points
3000 get’s = +500points
Kissing up, which is not to excessive and is just ok = +50 points
reminiscing about good times = +50 points
~Deduction
Over excessive kissing up = -100 points
Bitching about your lw rank on awesome wall = – 200 points
Thinking your to awesome for the game = resets score to 0.
Gramatical errors = -50 points
i might add more. Let the wall begin. After this.
March 18, 2010 at 3:59 pm
Also automatic +100 to everyone playing.
March 18, 2010 at 8:24 pm
On an unrelated note; The new Sherlock Holmes movie is bloody awesome.
March 19, 2010 at 1:05 am
I’m back, baby!
Wow, I missed all that? I am never going to Vegas again…
Speaking of what I missed, I think I remember this Awesome Wall back when I was a nameless lurker. Good times…
March 19, 2010 at 4:54 am
Lukers are awesome. They are invisible, AND they can attack.
Also, the lurkers on Starcraft are pretty cool.
March 19, 2010 at 7:23 am
What if he wants to take up dancing?
He can take up dancing. He can leave his friends behind. Because his friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance then they’re no friends of mine! S! A! F!-
March 19, 2010 at 10:43 am
I’d like to add awesome points to Putzy for the Scrubs-safety-dance reference.
March 19, 2010 at 11:29 am
I sure did get a lot of hundred gets, and a thousand get. Aiming for another thousand get soon G.
Also, I must say you do look stunning today. Where DID you get your tie? It’s marvelous.
And remember back when you guys thought Jackrabbit and I were the same guy? Good times…
Also, for reference, I got the 3k get on nondrick update and 9 100 get’s after that. Just so you know. In case. And yeah.
March 19, 2010 at 1:07 pm
I kick arse in reminiscing old Hiatus shit, seeing as Midget(s), Michael, and I are the eldest Hiatus Crew members here! It seems Washcloth and Lantern have fallen back into hibernation.
Remember when we threatened Chris with murdering babies in ridiculous ways? Remember when Max hurled a hundred of them off a bridge? Remember when I wrote the Hiatus Novel? Remember Putzy’s stories? Remember when we constantly pestered Chris for updates?
Hell, Remember when we created the Hiatus Crew?
March 19, 2010 at 1:34 pm
I was around for the Novel, AND putzy’s stories. And we’ve always constantly pestered chris for updates. Still do.
March 19, 2010 at 1:36 pm
HA! But I was one of the very founders! It’s like comparing Washington and Obama.
March 19, 2010 at 3:37 pm
I smell a power-trip coming on… Hey Vader, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
March 19, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Indeed it does! Let me shove it into your face!
March 19, 2010 at 7:14 pm
corp peanut + 50 for the awesome wall reference. not sure if your playing or not.
Vadermath +50 points for sherlock holmes movie reference, i havn’t seen it so i dont know how awesome it is. lol.
A scrubs reference! I likes
Putzy +200 points
Dupersude +50 points for the compliment and another + 50 for old times.. you have to get 100’s and thousand’s gets from now on, for it to be counted on the awesome wall.
Vadermath + 300 points for reminiscing about good times ( you did 6)
So the awesome wall thus far:
Vadermath: +350
Putzy: +200
Dupersude: +100
Corp. peanut: +50
March 19, 2010 at 9:19 pm
I’m going to disappear for a while so that I may mysteriously re-surface again to gain mysterious Awesome Wall Points! Also, yeah, I’m an oldie. Been lurking for what… like a year before my first comment. DO HO HO. Also helped Lantern with out site. Most comments on it too!
March 20, 2010 at 1:40 am
Well, bye, Michal.
Peanut Jesus! Michael leaving reminds me that I might get pulled back into service!
I hope that doesn’t happen, the Almonds were tough enough the first time around!
March 20, 2010 at 3:20 am
Corporal Peanut, may I be the first to say WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?
March 20, 2010 at 5:18 am
Well, back when I served in the Peanut Military, I fought against the Almonds.
The Nut’s were a peaceful society, most conflicts having been resolved long ago.
However, the resources soon began to run out, and the Nut’s desolved into bickering Nation States.
The Peanut’s butter fuel, the Almonds salt, the Chestnut’s ethenol. But the worst case was the Cashews oil. The oil had begun to run dry long before the other’s, so they had barely enough to keep their Military supplied.
They didn’t last long.
The Almonds made the first move. Seemingly in the blink of an eye, the Cashews were conquered, with their entire civilization brought to it’s knees.
The Chestnuts opted to conserver their resoureces and, rather than launch an attack, fortified their defenses with Guerilla Warfare being effective against the Almonds attempets to invade.
With the Cashews defeated and the Chestnuts too foritified for a successful attack, the the Peanuts were soon in their sights.
It was a mere two months before the initial Almond assault that I singed up to serve in the Peanut Armed Forces. I served as a ground trooper, assinged to the 102nd battalion after graduating from training. I still remember the first time I was called by my full name and rank: Private William Peanut Cooper.
My squad leader was Sergeant- Major Peanut Jhonson. It’s rather ironic that the event that led to my premotion to Corporal was caused by Jhonson’s death. But that’s another story for another time.
Those were some of the best- and worst- years of my life serving with my squadmates. I saw many die in the war. Now that it’s over, I look back on those days with a fondness I cannot express. It was one of the greatest achievment’s in my memory, and I’m proud to have been a part of it.
What was the point of this again? Oh, right, to tell Putzy about the Great Nut War. I hope you have found this informative, or at least interesting.
March 20, 2010 at 1:40 pm
My Grandpappy served in the Great Nut War as a Captain, though he never talked about it.
He served on the Macadamian front – the one that all the history books choose to forget. As they say, history is written by the victors.
He said it used to mean something, to be a Macadamia. But now… after the atrocities committed – on both sides – the pivotal role played by the Macadamia Confederation is simply ignored.
You wonder why there are so few left? It was their regiments who were sent in first, and out last. Theirs who had the greatest burden of guilt placed upon them. The choice only ever came down to eradicating the families of their enemies, or allowing the eradication of their own families back home. Remember that it was never as black and white as it is portrayed.
They were some of the last of the true nuts. Sure, the Peanuts called themselves nuts, but it was well known they were simply seeds.
The Almonds? Seeds. Cashews? Seeds. The Chestnuts? Even they’re only capsules.
And it was the Macadamia nuts that were forced to suffer for it.
Historians talk of the Peanuts’ brilliant natural defences, of the courage of their troops, of the nation’s ability militarise close to 100%, as if that was what brought about the beginning of the end for the Almond Empire.
Bullcrap.
The Macadamia were willing to do whatever it took to save their battered nation. For too long had they been used and abused by those who looked down on them. So yes, they targeted civilians, and yes, they engineered bio- and chemical weapons, and yes, yes they used them mercilessly.
But ask yourself this – do you really think the Peanut Winter Defensive would have been successful, or the Cashew uprisings would have worked, or the Chestnut incursions could ever have happened had the Macadamia not collapsed the Almonds from within?
Remember the Macadamia Confederation as a warning, certainly, as a failed state going too far as it places its head on the executioner’s block, perhaps, but remember also the sacrifice they made so that you may live in a free world.
Your people would rather forget the Macadamia, Corporal. But when you next tell of the Great Nut War, I beseech you – forget them not.
March 20, 2010 at 6:56 pm
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March 20, 2010 at 8:44 pm
Never played it.
March 20, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Arreh… I cannot atone for the lack of history of the Macadamian involvment. However, they were some of the finest soldiers I’d ever seen.
I remember the Battle of Marathon, when the Macadamian artillery crippled the Almond offensive. Were it not for them, Marathon would have been lost.
A battle that sticks out in my memory, however, is the assault on Red Mountain.
Allow me to elaborate: A month ago, I had been promoted to Private First- Class. Under Sergeant- Major Jhonson, the 102nd battalion attacked one of the most powerful Almond Military/Research bases in their Empire.
The attack, as well as the number of units for the fight, was concieved by Admiral Greynut. We were heavilly outnumbered, and Greynut knew it. Many believed he had been secretly working for the Almonds, or (at best) the still neutral Brazil Nuts.
The attack confirmed tho former option. It was only because of the intervention of a the Macadamian 33rd battalions tanks that we were able to push through the bunkers guarding the rim of the Mountain.
The fighting was fierce; Before the Macadamian’s showed up, we were pinned down and seperated between a hastily dug trench and a captured enemy bunker. Jhonson had ordered our soldiers with rockets to intercept the incoming Jeeps. When the smoke cleared, they were destroyed or useless, and we could take a quick breather before the next attempt to flush us out.
Then, we saw the Macadamian’s Tanks: They opened fire on the incoming troops, destroying their offensive force. The brief shock wore off, and the Almond commander ordered rockets on the far side of the bunkers. At his order, the rocketeer’s opened fire, sending tanks off the ridge outright destroying them. One tank took a rocket to the gun barrel while it was firing, bringing the barrel to rest on our postition.
When it fired it blew literally blew Jhonson in half, stopping our advance. In a coordinated attack, Almond infantry charged the trench, killing most of our officers and wounding the others.
Ina desperate move, I took command and ordered the unmanned operational Macadaimian tanks and Almond Jeeps to be captured. With most of the officers dead, no one payed much attention to who was giving the orders, and soon they were relayed to the captured bunker, being that they were closer to the wreckage.
They obeyed, and soon we had three Jeeps and one Tank. I had the Jeeps give the impression that we were running away while I and the remaining soldiers in the trench crammed into the Tank, which we had made to look like it was inoperational.
Soon, the enemie sent scouts past the pinned down Macadamian infantry to check if we really had fled.
After the scouts passed we sprung the tank to life, and, as stealthily as possible in a tank, got into flanking position. We first fired on the squad pinning down the Macadamians. After the enemies attention was fully on us, we sprung out of the tank, leaving only the driver and gunner.
Caught by surprise and being attacked from two directions at once, the Almonds soon fell; the base of Red Mountain was ours.
That is one battle that you’ll find in the history books, and the Macadamians are mentioned. While the Macadamians never got full credit for their victories, the were mentioned, if only in their minor battles.
Speaking of the Macadamians, you said your Grandfather was a Captain?
March 20, 2010 at 9:56 pm
That’s right. Captain Arreh Macadamia. I was given his name, and I’m proud to have it.
It may sound odd to you that it was my Grandfather who served, but as I’m sure you’re well aware, the Macadamia have a life span roughly three times the length of your own fine race – so it’s not unusual for a Macadamia to serve in the military for generations.
Before the war he had earned his name as a great fighter during the Macadamia Land Reclamations – the period during which the Macadamia made their first real push to retake and reunite the lands that had been theirs for millennia.
He specialised in lightning strikes into the occupied territories – get in, take the city, and hold it until the regulars marched in. He once held a small town, with only a handful of men, for over three months before the main army body could break through the Pine nut defence.
Obviously the Great Nut War and the Almond Aggression put a stop to Macadamian territorial ambitions, and they realised too late that a different kind of warfare would be needed against such a mighty aggressor. The Macadamia Confederation was a powerful force, certainly, but it was small, and weakened by its decades of wars.
My Grandfather was promptly promoted to Captain, and placed in the newly formed 21st Special Air Macadamia Service – or SAMS for short.
Large (for the small Macadamia Confederation) swathes of newly reclaimed territory were snatched by a few Almond divisions, in just a few months.. This was the start of what the Macadamia refer to as the 6 Day Wars – 6 day bursts of furious fighting, followed by a “strategic withdrawal”. If you look at it on paper, it doesn’t look too bad – hundreds of thousands of Almond (or their Pine nut underlings) casualties, against only a few thousand Macadamia dead or wounded.
However, what you must understand is that these dead enemies were mostly new, fresh-faced recruits, faced recruits, who were blown up, mown down and (of course) destroyed from the inside by the engineered Pine Plague.
Not only that, but to get these results the Macadamia had abandoned almost all of their territories not deemed essential to military production. So far the Macadamia hadn’t entered negotiations with any other states. Too proud, I suppose.
Needs must, though, and in what looked like the final days of the once mighty Macadamian Empire, an agreement was reached with the Peanuts – who knows how the war would have ended, had not these two forces allied?
This can’t quite be considered a turning point in the war, but it is certainly an important factor – and relevant to our story, as for the first time Macadamia troops (officially) fought alongside the bulk of the Peanut army.
If you fought in the 102nd battalion during the Spring counter-offensive, you may well have met him, or those directly under his command.
Also, I hadn’t realised the Macadamia were directly mentioned in texts on the Red Mountain, so thank you. Although I suppose they barely deserve to be, considering the way they later used the research they found there. All the same, thank you.
March 20, 2010 at 11:00 pm
This comment section is going a little nuts, I think.
March 21, 2010 at 3:29 am
Midget, was that pun intended?
But, on to more important matters: If your talking about the Spring Offensive after the desruction of the Peanut Research Center Heliopolis, then I did meet your grandfather!
Truthfully, I mainly heard his voice over a radio, but when we were aiding the Cashew Resistance a group of Macadamian SAMS bombed the Pine position and drew their attention for long enough to allow us to infiltrate the city and destroy their command post.
When the planes landed, a Macadamian stepped out and introduced himself as Captain Arreh Macadamia. With their help, we were soon finished liberating several Cahsew cities in two weeks and we were able to regroup with a Peanut Naval Fleet on their way to assault an Almond base. It was then that the SAMS left to pursue the fleeing Almonds, but it would not be the last time we saw them…
Soon, we overheard rumors that Admrial Greynut had led an attack on a neutral Brazil Nut port… while flying an Almond flag!
Sure enough, the Fleet came across a skirmish between Pine Nut and Brazil Nut forces over a patch of forest. Thinking fast, the Captain, Joseph Peanut, asked the 102nd to intervene. We did so, and as soon as the Pine Nuts were defeated we asked the Brazil Nuts what was going on.
Apparently, after Admiral Greynut attacked the port the Brazilian Goverment opted to respond in kind; The port was now partly under their control, but the Almonds had a slight strategic advantage in the form of the experimental weapons from Heliopolis! Admiral Greynut had smuggled weapons out of it before the Almonds “discovered” the project and attacked.
With the Brazil Nuts facing a dilemma, it was decided to send a larger force and, if possible, appeal to the Macadamians to send aid. The Macadamians begrudgingly sent the 21st SAMS platoon.
With the added support, we faced one of the most ferocious battles in my, and perhaps anyone there’s, career: We had to fight the JUGGERNAUT. The JUGGERNAUT was an experimental new tank being developed in Heliopolis. It was designed to be invincible from any attack, and the finished model would have no weaknesses.
The only way we could win was by exploiting the unfinished versions main flaw: It had little to no anit-air defense.
It was here that I saw your grandfathers unit’s skill. Nimbly they dodged through the storm of flak let loose from the anti-air guns positioned around the JUGGERNAUT. We moved in as a sort of luxury, being that our job was to neutralize the anti-air guns using our heavy artillery.
We opened fire, destroying rows of soldiers and guns. With minor attention drawn to us, we charged the position, assaulting a superior force in an attempt to draw their fire. It worked and any flak gun that could aim down fired on us from the raised platform.
Using buildings as cover, we dodged from alley to alley, sandbag to sandbag and trench to trench. Quickly, they forgot about the unmoving artillery.
Big mistake.
The tanks opened fire, catching the flaks off-guard while the SAMS moved in for the kill.
At this point, the JUGGERNAUT tried to move, but it was built with power, not speed, in mind. The SAMS missles punctured the unfinished top,tearing through decks until they had opened up a big enough hole to take a shot at the core.
The JUGGERNAUT made one final effort; It used the side engines to whip around and opened fire on any aircraft at the low altitude.
Only two SAMS, assigned to take shots at the main hull, were caught in the ensuing hellstorm of lead, missles, fire and plasma from the JUGGERNAUTs main cannons. They were destroyed almost instantly, but when the JUGGERNAUT turned around it exposed it deepest gash, and the return fire from the SAMS smashed right into the core, disabling the JUGGERNAUT.
And so Arreh, that is the story of my first encounter with your grandfather and the 21st SAMS platoon. I will never forget those days…
March 21, 2010 at 10:55 am
Ah, it’s a small world.
You speak there of the SAMS’ skill in aviation – and it’s true that they were gifted pilots and plane crews. However, their skill in the air never matched, for instance, the elite Pine Light Flying Corps. No, their skill lay in their ability to be dropped deep behind enemy lines, and to survive there through a mixture of extreme localised combat skill and sheer rugged determination.
It’s rumoured that the SAMS were the unit dropped to set off the dirty bomb by the main Almond Inner Citadel. They were dropped a hundred miles away from the place, in uncharacteristically strong Autumn storms. The terrain was treacherous, and numerous Almond patrols went missing in their vicinity – suggesting, at least, that they encountered significant resistance.
However, they were some of the best fire-teams seen in the war, and they made it right up to the Citadel’s outer ring of fortresses. In the dark of the night, they will have crept up to the fortress and, using Peanut long-range projectile launcher tech, their Captain fired the dirty bomb into the Inner City.
Within 24 hours, 95% of the population was dead or dying from radiation sickness – and remember, there was still a significant military garrison; this was no simple act of mindless genocide.
The 21st began their long trek back – but, as expected, they had not escaped unscathed. Around half of their initial force died as a direct result from the radiation emitted, and another quarter died on the trek back – a mixture of an early, harsh winter, and aggressive Almond troops rushing back to their precious Citadel.
When they finally got to the pick-up, there was no-one there. They waited, but after two weeks of staking out the position, it was deemed suicidal to stay much longer. The Peanut Front was now the closest friendly territory, and so the began the long walk back. They were weakened and battered, but never down-heartened.
As it was, the walk wasn’t as long as they had thought: they caught a Peanut Vanguard division leading that sector’s Great Push as it forced its way into Almond territory. From there, they must have managed to get back to the (now) mobile Macadamia HQ.
As I said, it’s only rumoured that it was the Macadamia 21st – simply for the fact that it was one of the greatest war atrocities committed, no post-war government has officially stated who it was. Be that as it may, it’s a fairly undisputed fact that whichever nation ordered the attack, they never expected the unit to make it back. Fewer mouths to ask why, I suppose.
I’ve always suspected that it was my Grandfather’s SAMS that committed the act – and also that it was he who fired the bomb. I don’t think he would have allowed the younger soldiers to bear that burden. If it was him, that would explain why he’s so quick to condemn the war and the role the Macadamia played, but so silent when asked to explain.
I’m sure he’d be interested in your stories – especially your views on his Macadamia. However, the lifetime of fighting, and the residue radiation poisoning has taken its toll – he’s close to death. I’m sure he’d just be happy that their less contentious operations are remembered.
March 21, 2010 at 11:37 am
Those posts are to big, i’m not reading it, maybe, one day, later, but not now.
March 22, 2010 at 12:17 am
G, I would suggest you do.
Alas, Arreh, I would have liked to hear that your grandfather died in peace, or at least honourably.
But, war rarely gives pardon to those who deserve it. I would like to be able to say he always affected a battle in a positive way, or that the 102nd as a whole remembered him fondly.
This might be partly true, but in every battle the SAMS were deemed necessary in were wrought with complications and horrible casualties on our end.
When we fought the JUGGERNAUT, two hundred Peanut soldiers from the 102nd went in… twelve came out.
After the battle of Red Mountain, the 102nd were sent to Heliopolis for a brief shore leave; The war simply wouldn’t allow us to leave the front lines.
At least, that was what they told us. Quite odd, considering Heliopolis was a well defended research centre with no direct connection to the conflict… but that would all change after the JUGGERNAUT was sent for “battlefield testing”.
Not one person there was happy about sending the eleven story behemoth away before completion, but Admiral Greynut had ordered it and there still wasn’t enough evidence of his treachery to deny his orders.
In fact, Colonel Peanut Anderson had said that I would have been promoted to Master-Corporal were it not for Greynut’s interferance…
Actually, did you say Arreh used a long-range launcher created by the Peanuts? I believe your talking about the 177 “Catapult” launcher! It was shipped to the front lines shortly before the Almond attack on Heliopolis!
A week later, it was the third day of March; A day that would later be known in the history books as the Fall of Heliopolis…
March 22, 2010 at 1:06 am
Cbf reading all the text now…
China called, they want their wall back
March 22, 2010 at 7:39 am
Someone should write this shit down or something.
March 22, 2010 at 8:10 am
I suggest giving KingFrozen some points for this one.
March 22, 2010 at 1:05 pm
I second that suggestion.
March 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Do I get points for a good suggestion, then?
March 22, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Screw you guys.
March 22, 2010 at 5:11 pm
hay guys. who do you confide in when the one person you trust and can talk to is the person who will get hurt by what you need to say?
March 22, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Simple. You confide in said person, whilst twisting the story so that it seems to be talking about a third person.
March 22, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Sounds like a plan, Vadermath!
March 22, 2010 at 7:04 pm
Make a fable out of it. Publish this fable, hidden among many others. Send them an anonymous message with the page number written on it, and then, a couple of weeks later, give them (anonymously) the ISBN of the book. They should put two and two together, find the book, and discover what they needed to.
And if they don’t, they aren’t worth your while.
March 23, 2010 at 3:25 am
Problem is it’s something along the lines of “I miss this person” and the person hearing this would be cut deeply upon hearing that i miss this person.
I like your plan though Arreh. You wouldn’t happen to own XKCD would you?
March 23, 2010 at 7:11 am
Yes, that’s me.
March 23, 2010 at 8:42 am
I thought as much! I love hat-guy!
March 23, 2010 at 5:31 pm
He thinks you’re all right.
March 24, 2010 at 4:29 am
Hey everyone. I don’t know how many people will see this but I love this series. Due to my love for this series I have decided to start up my own. I am doing videos and posting them on youtube. It is very similar to this but I’m doing it on the xbox so I won’t have any mods. I will keep to the tradition of this story but try and find my own path. I have a lot of time on my hands so updates should come out frequently. Once a day at the least. You should all give it a look. http://www.youtube.com/user/orbb24
March 24, 2010 at 7:13 am
Second commandment of Goat:
Thou shalt not worship false idols.
Sorry.
March 24, 2010 at 9:27 am
I think i just fell in love with you a little bit more, Arreh.
March 25, 2010 at 9:05 am
It is sad that, after reading through the comments, I want not so much to exhort Nondrick’s adventures onward, but exhort blog entries in general, just to see what the commenters will do!
*sits back and makes preemptive popcorn*
March 25, 2010 at 1:08 pm
You have the same first name as my ex (with the small difference of an “L”). She wanted to cheat on me. I don’t like my ex.
But you use proper grammar and punctuation, so you can’t be HALF as bad as her!
March 25, 2010 at 1:43 pm
That was…quite a welcome, dupersude.
March 25, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Stop, you have violated the law! You must pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
March 25, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Holy crap, it’s Lantern!
Hold. The phone.
I’m the Orwellian Policeman here, bitch! That’s my line!
March 25, 2010 at 9:26 pm
Take it from him.
Do it.
March 26, 2010 at 10:54 am
Thank you Vader, Thankyou.
March 26, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Anyone know of any good online free(I’m a cheapo) virus scans? I got a virus that disabled the one I normally use(AVG). Links please, because it seems to have fucked up my ability to google anything.
March 26, 2010 at 11:19 pm
I’m trying to post a link to avast, but wordpress doesn’t like it. I’ll try this:
(www)avast.com/free-antivirus-download
March 27, 2010 at 9:19 am
Do you mind if it’s pirated, Lantern?
March 27, 2010 at 4:05 pm
I really don’t care if it’s pirated.
I’ve been trying Avast all day, but the site won’t load for me. I got AVG to work again, but I think that only quarantines.
March 28, 2010 at 1:49 am
http://www.warez-bb.org/viewtopic.php?t=2575698&highlight=
This do it for ya?
March 29, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Shit, I like totally neglected the awesome wall. Damn, i’ll do it later. Procrastinaiton 🙂
March 29, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Procrastination is what got me a B+ grade on an assignment I did overnight, 3 weeks late, the term AFTER it was due. 😀
March 29, 2010 at 8:01 pm
Just found this blog and it’s amazing! I had to go pickup a copy of Oblivion. Keep up the good work!
March 30, 2010 at 12:46 am
Keep up the false hope!
March 30, 2010 at 1:05 am
I lol’d
March 30, 2010 at 1:49 am
Crossovers.
Have Frohman show up in Oblivion.
March 30, 2010 at 6:13 am
Riding a Goat!
Wait, that’s not a crossover. Nevermind.
March 30, 2010 at 6:19 am
Still fun, though.
March 30, 2010 at 11:44 am
It’s kinda a crossover. Because Nondrick spawned our Goat meme.
March 30, 2010 at 12:39 pm
Also, Fallout 3, the only other RPG Chris really liked, contains a G.O.A.T.
March 30, 2010 at 12:41 pm
How did Nondrick spawn the Goat meme, anyway?
March 30, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Dupersude, those were dirty, dirty tactics to get the 4000.
March 30, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Well fuck me Arreh. I think you ARE Peanut. Have I foiled your ingenious scheme?
March 30, 2010 at 5:11 pm
I did what was necessary. For the good of the colony!
March 30, 2010 at 8:00 pm
Arreh isn’t me! I’m me! I just haven’t posted in a while.
March 31, 2010 at 2:25 am
Silly people. My prose style and general grammar is far superior to Peanut’s. Who isn’t even a real nut.
God I wish I was asleep.
March 31, 2010 at 2:26 am
Goat*
March 31, 2010 at 5:41 am
Nice save, but we gotta trim down those pauses.
March 31, 2010 at 6:52 am
His pause was only a minute long, factor in connection lag etc. etc. and I think Arreh didn’t do TOO badly this time…
March 31, 2010 at 11:44 am
I think that any pause that is on the positive side of a number line by even an infintisemal amount is still inexcusable.
Therefore, we should burn him.
March 31, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Or throw him off a bridge, like we would a baby!
March 31, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Did nobody get my Concerned reference? I am disappoint.
March 31, 2010 at 2:12 pm
OOH! OOH I GOT IT! Sort of… I remember it anyway.
March 31, 2010 at 4:10 pm
I got it. Also, to be fair, I actually slammed the stop button on my broswer before it said it had sent it. But then I refreshed and it had sent. Bastard browser.
March 31, 2010 at 8:24 pm
In my defense, I wrote those war stories at two in the morning. It’s kinda hard to remember to proofread when my nocturnal perserverance is also related to gaining a special gaming tip (cookie for reference).
April 1, 2010 at 2:06 am
And in my defense, a synth isn’t exactly the best instrument to play mellow jazz on. Though it works well with jazz funk.
Right, well, I’m off to . See you next week!
April 1, 2010 at 10:29 am
Guys! I return with good news indeed! Chris has plans to make a new update!
April 1, 2010 at 12:45 pm
What! Where did you learn of this information!
April 1, 2010 at 4:12 pm
The fuck? It hasn’t even been three months yet!
April 1, 2010 at 5:49 pm
OH YOU DICK MICHAEL. Take note of the date…
April 1, 2010 at 9:27 pm
JESUS FUCK, FUCK YOU YOU BITCH!
April 1, 2010 at 10:40 pm
JESUS. H. TAPDANCING CHRIST! You had me going for a there! Don’t even joke about Chris updating! Everyone knows that only the power of cosmic radiation, unleashed by a planetary alignment, can cause Chris to update.
April 1, 2010 at 10:42 pm
GODDAMNIT! I’ve got to start proofreading these things…
April 2, 2010 at 2:07 pm
coolface.jpg
April 2, 2010 at 4:40 pm
I actually considered doing that. However, there are some things you just don’t joke about.
April 2, 2010 at 7:24 pm
Arreh, I joke about everything, everywhere and everyxxxxx
April 4, 2010 at 8:58 pm
It’s my birthday today.
In other news, my friends and I are starting a Star Wars Dnd. I’m thinking of rolling a sith Yoda. Think it’d be cool if he were named Craig? Darth Craig, scourge of the galaxy.
April 4, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Happy vagina-plop-day, Lantern! Oh, and yes. Craig.
April 5, 2010 at 7:54 am
WHICH MOTHERFUCKER POSED AS EFG AND RUINED THE NEAT 4K GET ON NONDRICK UPDATE?!
In other news, happy birthday Lantern! My ex best friends is today, my girlfriends is tomorrow, her ex best friend is the day after, mine is on the 11th, as is my ex’s, and two other girls i went to primary/high school with. My cousins is on the 17th. My uncle is on the 18th (or there abouts) and another friends is on the 20th. So many april birthdays…
April 5, 2010 at 10:28 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, mate!
April 5, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Happy Birthday, Lantern!
April 5, 2010 at 6:41 pm
Happy Belated Birthday Lantern ( It was yesterday right? If it was today, then happy birthday Lantern) Ahhh, I have returned.
April 5, 2010 at 7:43 pm
G, press the link in my name to see how awesome I am, so that I can get more awesome points!
April 6, 2010 at 8:42 am
“JHDDOLGGD)ASLJHWOARFA}_rghjal’dh b
ARTRGGGGGGHH!!!
April 6, 2010 at 6:15 pm
:coolface.trg:
April 6, 2010 at 11:17 pm
Woot, he’s back! 😀
April 6, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Jump!
April 7, 2010 at 2:24 pm
MICHAEL. YOU FUCKING BORKED ME.
April 7, 2010 at 2:25 pm
If you read this… I rock. 😀 And I have a blog you guys can read.
April 7, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Yes. We can. But we don’t want to.
April 8, 2010 at 3:50 pm
You have to link to it, Joey. I forgot the url.
April 8, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Jeez, I leave this place alone for just a coupla days, and you guys let someone destroy the beautiful 4000 post count?
Way to go.
Also, happy birthdays where appropriate.
April 8, 2010 at 7:27 pm
I would like to read Joey’s blog, if he would give a url.
Also, yes, the 4000 post count was destroyed. I never thought I would see the day…
April 8, 2010 at 10:23 pm
So, guys, what we gonna do now? I’m kind of bored here.
April 9, 2010 at 1:02 am
Don’t worry, I’m back. You can stop being bored while I completely explain the First Amendment of the Australian Constitution in a style that is in no way copy-pasted from wikipedia.
The Australian referendum of 12 December 1906 approved an amendment to the Australian constitution related to the terms of office of federal senators. Technically it was a vote on the Constitution Alteration (Senate Elections) Act, 1906, which after being approved in the referendum received the Royal Assent on 3 April 1907. The amendment moved the date of the beginning of the term of members of the Senate from 1 January to 1 July so that elections to the federal House of Representatives and the Senate could occur simultaneously.
The 1906 vote was the first referendum ever held in the Commonwealth of Australia and concerned the first amendment proposed to the constitution since its enactment. Only one question was put to the voters at that time.
April 9, 2010 at 4:21 pm
tl;dr
yo ar a fgt
April 9, 2010 at 7:01 pm
Nice, nice.
April 10, 2010 at 8:26 am
VE’Y NAICE, HAO MUCH??
April 11, 2010 at 8:56 am
I will let it go for $20, But only if you pay by credit card.
April 11, 2010 at 10:10 am
hi I have been reading this from the start but have not commented.
@hiautus crew you guys are awsome.
@chris keep up the good work.
@putzy please do more SOME WHAT INTRESTING TAILS
April 11, 2010 at 10:12 am
oh yeah sorry if my picture changes i’ve got to switch between pc and psp
April 11, 2010 at 11:47 am
Hah! you guys got a general “you guys”, I got a name mention! Suck on that, nobody!
Welcome silencer.
April 11, 2010 at 12:44 pm
cheers putzy but to be honest I can only remember vadermath,you and G in the hiautus crew
April 11, 2010 at 12:46 pm
I will Putzy if you will.
Anyhu, I also miss those tales, Where be the tales of many adventures I used to enjoy reading?
April 11, 2010 at 12:50 pm
please please please bring back the tails putzy
April 11, 2010 at 12:49 pm
any chance of me joining the hiautus crew?
April 11, 2010 at 12:51 pm
damn I keep spelling tales wrong
April 11, 2010 at 3:35 pm
Awesome, I was remembered.
I give you my invite to the HC.
April 11, 2010 at 3:36 pm
thanks G
April 11, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Don’t you feel like a gangsta mo fuckah when talking to G? I know I do. Sure, you have my invite. What the heck, I’m on holiday.
April 11, 2010 at 4:18 pm
thanks putzy but I dont feel like a gangster
April 11, 2010 at 7:11 pm
sorry about the double post but how could I forget about green lantern
April 11, 2010 at 8:34 pm
fuck how could I forgot midget(s) *pulls out silenced pistol and shoots himself in the head*
April 12, 2010 at 1:27 am
I find this punishment acceptable. You have my support, sir!
April 12, 2010 at 6:52 am
thanks midget and that bullet really hurt
April 12, 2010 at 7:58 am
Nothing personal, but you remind me of Joey when he first came along, CONSTANTLY posting. Except you don’t use punctuation which irritates the fuck out of me.
Oh, and I didn’t get recognition.
Bastard.
April 12, 2010 at 8:10 am
sorry dupersude for not remembering you and not using punctuation.
I’ve got a memory like a siv.
April 12, 2010 at 9:33 am
tell you what I’ve been through all the past comments and I will write a list of everyone that I forgot.
Dupersude,
Micheal,
Coreperal peanut,
Joey,
Arreh and washcloth.
To all people above sorry I forgot you.
April 12, 2010 at 11:20 am
There’s no need to be sorry to joey.
April 12, 2010 at 12:19 pm
There’s always need to be sorry FOR Joey.
April 12, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Has anyone seen district 9?
I want to know if its any good before I pick it up.
April 12, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Hmm, looking back at the last page, Dupersude you have been a very bad boy, you posted more then once to get the 4000 get. Bad. You will have to go into Putzy’s basement.
Also who was the fag that posted afterwards?
April 12, 2010 at 4:44 pm
We all had cybersex with each other at some point around here, so “fag” could apply to everyone.
April 12, 2010 at 4:47 pm
He has a point.
April 12, 2010 at 5:43 pm
Silence, silencer! You aren’t allowed to contribute to conversations until you are approved by every member of the Crew.
April 12, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Do you give me approval vadermath?
April 13, 2010 at 12:03 pm
What did I say about you talking?
April 13, 2010 at 2:06 pm
G – I had to. I couldn’t let a nice neat 10 get powercombo just slip through my fingers like that. You know what they say: Alls fair in love and gets.
And i lol’d at the Joey comments.
And Silencer seems to be cleaning his act up a bit….
… But Vadermath has been here longer than me so you should do as he says.
April 13, 2010 at 2:17 pm
How the fuck could you forget about me? Also you spelled my name wrong ;_;
I has a sad.
April 13, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Also silencer, you have to come into my basement for…for…coffee. And gratuitous rape.
April 13, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Please for the love of Goat dont make me go down there!
Also please let me join the Hiautus crew.*Gets down on knees and begs*
PS
Sorry for talking vadermath.
April 13, 2010 at 5:23 pm
I kinda like him, he’s nice and obediant, kind of.
Also, sorry to say, but you won’t be able to join unless you went into the basement, we’ve all been there, we’ve all experienced it. Some liked it, some disliked it, but we have ALL done it.
April 13, 2010 at 5:56 pm
Also, silencer, you need to get my consent that I wish you to join, otherwise, fuck you. So, do something entertaining and I’ll see what I think.
April 13, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Oh this was an epic conversation.
Person A”Bush Rulz”
Person B”Bush Sux”
Person A”You Sux”
Person B”Ur Gay”
Person A”Ur Mom Gay”
Person B”Ur Mom Sux Bush”
Person A”Ur Um. Gay”
April 13, 2010 at 7:07 pm
No.
April 13, 2010 at 7:25 pm
Fine I will go to putzys basement but that doesnt mean I will enjoy it. Oh yeah I also hate irrelivent spam, I would kill him/her/it by slowly dunking it in acid. Then when it is half dead I would put it in a room with a knife and play jedward songs until it took its own life and a goat would pee on the body.
April 13, 2010 at 9:02 pm
I like this subservient silencer guy.
I don’t remember if I’m actually part of the hiatus crew, but damnit I’ve been lurking here since post one of Nondrick, so I’m close enough.
Anyway, I think he should be some sort of Hiatus Crew groupie.
April 14, 2010 at 1:59 am
I think he has the whole attitude down pat. Let the poor kid in! He’s so adorable and psychotic!
April 14, 2010 at 2:33 am
I know I haven’t been here that long, and my experiance in Putzy’s basement are still quite recent and painful(so very, very painful).
However, if my vote counts for something I like him; He’s obediant, attentive, and has great potential.
I must confess, I have been caught off guard by a recent change in my life. I don’t know how to phrase this so I’ll just put it bluntly: I’m being pulled back into service. The Brazil Nuts goverment has been usurped by a rebel faction. Their first move was to establish complete loyalty among the Brazil Nuts. They attacked without warning, and are quickly burning through our defenses and our intel. Already they have made heavy fortifications in our capital province(Peanutario).
As such, there is my brief explanation for my brief absense(that nobody noticed). I hope that this will end soon.
unsubtly
Before you ask; Yes, I am unsubtly attempting to replace Putzy’s Tales.
April 14, 2010 at 3:01 am
Look out your window Peanut.
Goodbye.
April 14, 2010 at 4:53 am
Look out my window? Why do you want me t-OHMYGODOHFUCK
April 14, 2010 at 5:41 am
That was not pleasent in putzys basement and I think I only need michael and vadermaths invite. YAY
April 14, 2010 at 12:04 pm
You think you have it tough. Try going through it 53 times. He changes it every third person, to keep it fresh. Let me know if he still has the Gamelan set and the egg whisk.
April 14, 2010 at 3:16 pm
YOU JUST GOT LINKED! :zelda.jpg:
Personally I was treated to the Chess variation, Midget.
April 14, 2010 at 3:40 pm
@ midget no it was bare with a table and a bed.Also there was some marks on the wall like someone was counting the days so creepy.
@Michael you want something entertaining then this is it. In school today (Im 17) we were doing atheletics in PE and I was doing the heave throw when I was half way through the throw my bag split. The wheight came out and flew across the yard and hit someone in the head and knocked him flying. It was so FUCKING FUNNY.
There you go Michael is that good enough for your invite?
April 14, 2010 at 4:21 pm
I must admit I cracked a smile, but… say… how… how good are you at [B]polishing spears[/b]?
April 14, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Not bad.
I think?
April 14, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Then get down on your knees, open your mouth, and start polishing my spear.
April 14, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Oh ha ha ha. Do I need to do this to get my approval?
April 14, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Yes, of course.
April 14, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Fine *gets down on knees and polishes the spear* Jesus that was sticky now give me my invite like you said you would.
April 14, 2010 at 7:23 pm
You call that polishing? Well, I guess that’ll do… but, you have to undress in order to get my recommendation as House Hlaalu’s Hortator.
April 14, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Ok I will but you had better give me my invite. *takes off clothes in a sexy manner*
There happy? Now give me my invite.
April 14, 2010 at 8:39 pm
I dislike this spear polishing. You lose my invite.
April 14, 2010 at 9:03 pm
You basterd. What do I have to do to get back your invite?
April 14, 2010 at 10:00 pm
Get everyone’s approval.
April 14, 2010 at 10:42 pm
hm? But that in itself is a paradox, how can he get everyones approval, without getting yours as well.
What you should have said is, Get everyone elses approval.
April 15, 2010 at 1:34 am
Okay, let’s read off the list:
Approved by:
G
Michael
Dupersude(I think)
Vadermath
Midget
Putzy(Who tried to murder me)
Me
Not approved by:
Arreh
Washcloth(Chasing the Cliff-Racers from Morrowind)
Green Lantern(In hibernation)
April 15, 2010 at 1:36 am
How could I forget? There we have it: The list of people Silencer has been approved by, and those whos approval he still needs(with information on Lantern and Washcloth’s current status).
April 15, 2010 at 5:48 am
That’s a good list. Sorry about that murder attempt. Shit happens.
April 15, 2010 at 5:50 am
So really I’ve just got to get arrehs. But wait a second that means I need lanterns and washcloths(who I doubt we will see anytime soon)invites.
God this is going to take a while.
PS
Thanks for writing the list.
April 15, 2010 at 6:09 am
Now no one can say our neurotic, paranoid, completely bat-shit bananas organisation isn’t organised!
April 15, 2010 at 8:34 am
Nono, you misunderstand. When I said get everyone’s approval, I meant everyone’s. Including mine.
Of course it’s a paradox! I’m in the ministry of love, torturing people is what I do.
And I think lantern and washcloth can be excused the vote here.
In that case, silence, write a 50 word (EXACTLY) short essay on the history of the Hiatus Crew, including whatever you see fit.
If any current member of the Hiatus crew approves of it (without another disapproving), you have my vote. You have until midnight. At which point I will be asleep, and you will have another 12 hours or so.
Go!
April 15, 2010 at 4:41 pm
The hiautus crew was founded by vadermath, green lantern and washcloth in 2009. Since then many more people have joined such as midgets1-52,G,king frozen, micheal,corporal peanut,dupersude,arreh and many more.
The Hiautus rules are as follows: Thou shall capitalize Goat.
Joining the Hiautus crew involves rape.
April 15, 2010 at 4:43 pm
That do it? and please dont dissagree anyone I’ve always wanteed to be inthe Hiautus crew.
April 15, 2010 at 5:13 pm
What? You left out Max, our founding father!
April 15, 2010 at 5:16 pm
Bugger.
Um that isnt a dissagreement right.
April 15, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Nope.
It’s outright denial.
April 15, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I’ve got a fealing you’ve got it in for me vadermath.
Is this true?
April 15, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Let me put it this way; When you feel the dagger steadily sinking into your back, you’ll know it’s actually a lightsaber.
Because it will burn.
April 15, 2010 at 7:46 pm
Vadermath is Chief of the (highly respected) Thought Police. If he disapproves, then I remain unimpressed.
Win him over, silence.
No invitation granted.
April 15, 2010 at 8:00 pm
Right vadermath what do I have to do to win you over?
April 15, 2010 at 10:45 pm
You forgot Max?
Son, I am dissapoint.
April 15, 2010 at 11:16 pm
I could have sworn the crew was founded in ’08, on the Hiatus post. then there was A bitter brew, and then “nondrick update” which is where i started posting, and now of course The Alchemists Code.
But yeah. Just sayin’.
April 16, 2010 at 5:06 am
That sounds accurate. Although you forgot the baby cannibalism and INFANTONIUM(c)!
April 16, 2010 at 5:29 am
I couldnt fit in baby cannibalism and infantonium because I could only write 50 words.
April 16, 2010 at 10:56 am
Also, I’m pretty sure that’s only 45 words.
April 16, 2010 at 11:54 am
Also, yeah, the Crew was founded in late ’08, IIRC.
April 16, 2010 at 2:45 pm
On that note, someone should really write our history down, or archive all comments from hiatus to this one, just in case something were to happen to the comments.
April 16, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Our site, anyone? Also, who told you you got my approval? You might have to do a few things more before you REALLY get my invite. Also, I laughed at the end of your essay. You got it right there(not the invite, but keep trying)!
April 16, 2010 at 7:49 pm
@G: I actually had all of them (by that point) archived in a txt file somewhere.
April 16, 2010 at 9:43 pm
Michael I think thats the first nice thing you said to me.
April 16, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Treasure this moment always.
April 17, 2010 at 10:15 am
Silencer, then you better keep it up to hear more good things from me.
April 17, 2010 at 12:14 pm
You did Vadermath? Awesome, I also think we need a new site. Not that I have anything against the site, it’s to bland, anyone got any nifty programming skillz they have been keeping quiet?
April 17, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Well, I AM an expert in Visual Basic. So, assuming you want to make a website that only I can visit, that is contained completely in one word document, then I’ll be right on it!
April 17, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Sounds good, Midget52! Get right on it!
April 17, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Yeah totally. The reason we need a website is to archive our awesomeness.
We need a chat at the very least…hmmm.
April 17, 2010 at 3:28 pm
I OBJECT
April 17, 2010 at 3:51 pm
I Do Not Object.
April 17, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Yes You Do.
April 17, 2010 at 5:32 pm
If we don’t archive all this, how can Hollywood make a movie about us?
April 17, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Exactly.
Someone totally needs to archive this and make a better site. Anyone got any nifty web programming skillz they were previously hidin’?
April 17, 2010 at 6:25 pm
I’m behind successful game dev companies like Valve, Bioware, Blizzard, Activision and Infinity Ward.
April 17, 2010 at 6:26 pm
Hang on to your underwear guys, for a new chapter of the Hiatus Novel will be coming to you by the end of the weekend!
April 17, 2010 at 7:09 pm
/me falls out of underwear
April 17, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Unfortunately, I’ve lost a chapter, which means some bits of the story will be rewritten.
I’ll post all of the (back in action, effective immediately) Novel, or rather everything written up so far, including the new chapter, and the last two I had to change.
I need to get back to writing and humour, I’ve been waaay to serious for the past year for my own good!
April 17, 2010 at 7:32 pm
I still havn’t read the hiatus novel, I was gonna get around to reading it one day, anyone got a link?
April 17, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Vadermath… is actually rewriting the Hiatus Novel?! This is the happiest day of my life…
April 17, 2010 at 8:42 pm
G, you can find them at our head quarters.
April 17, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Michael, I just clicked on your link.
…
April 17, 2010 at 9:07 pm
Bwahahahahaha!
April 17, 2010 at 9:36 pm
I warned you, Arreh.
April 18, 2010 at 12:45 am
GODDAMNIT! MY EYES!
I knew I shouldn’t have looked, I just wanted to see what it was…
I have seen many disgusting things on the Internet, but that’s the most frightening out of all of them.
April 18, 2010 at 9:41 am
The Ministry of Love now has its newest weapon, though.
We take dissidents in, put them in a Virtual Reality chamber and BAM! we play your site, looping through the images, nonstop.
Possibly to the sound of “Never gonna give you up”.
April 18, 2010 at 12:32 pm
I on the other hand, have not visited the site, I usually google links in peoples names before going on them, this is a good stragety of avoiding shock sites.
April 18, 2010 at 3:14 pm
I usually google links that I can’t see. Michael was obviously waiting for the one day I let down my guard.
April 18, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Arreh, always standing by for the strike…
April 18, 2010 at 9:31 pm
Or are you?
April 18, 2010 at 9:33 pm
Oh I clicked the link in Arreh’s name, expecting to be rick roll’d, I did, but i’m immune to the affect of rick roll bitchs! Ha! Take that Arreh.
April 18, 2010 at 9:33 pm
I then listened to the whole song, it was entertaining.
April 19, 2010 at 1:07 am
MICHAEL.
ALWAYS….
April 19, 2010 at 1:34 am
Actually, I rather like the song. I suppose that’s why I’m never angry about getting Rick Roll’d.
April 19, 2010 at 6:32 am
On an unrelated note, OMG DOCTOR WHO MATT SMITH FIRST EPISODE SOOOOOOooooOOOOOO AWESOME SAUCE!!!!!!!!
April 19, 2010 at 7:54 am
DOH! I quit checking for Nondrick updates and the new one comes out about a week later.
Whats the average life-span of an NPC?
April 19, 2010 at 7:58 am
i have a feeling this will be the very last one
April 19, 2010 at 9:43 am
Wait, how have you only seen the first Doctor Who episode with Matt Smith?
April 19, 2010 at 11:12 am
:DDDDDDD
April 19, 2010 at 3:30 pm
dupersude,
DING DING DING
OPEN YOUR EYES
I SEE YOUR EYES ARE OPEN
WEAR NO DISGUISE FOR ME
COME INTO THE OPEN
WHEN ITS COLD OUTSIDE
AM I HERE IN VAIN?
HOLD ON TO THE NIGHT
THERE WILL BE NO SHAME
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE
HARMONY HARMONY
MELT THROUGH THE ICE FOR ME
JUMP INTO THE OCEAN
HOLD BACK THE TIDE, I SEE
YOUR LOVE IN MOTION
WHEN ITS COLD OUTSIDE
AM I HERE IN VAIN?
HOLD ON TO THE NIGHT
THERE WILL BE NO SHAME
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE
DING DING DING, DING DING,
WHEN ITS COLD OUTSIDE
AM I HERE IN VAIN
HOLD ON TO THE NIGHT
THERE WILL BE NO SHAME
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE
ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU
AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU
AND LIVE IN HARMONY, HARMONY
OH LOVE*fade*
Yes, I just typed that out.
April 19, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Well, Arreh, the new Doctor Who series has only aired the first episode for North American audiences. I did recently get to see it on Saturday, and it was, in fact, awesome.
April 20, 2010 at 12:27 am
Arreh, from which country do you hail? I’m pretty sure you’ve mentioned it before but i’m too lazy to go back and check. England i think?
Michael, my girlfriend and i were having a soppy moment lastt night and she said something along the lines of “I want to be with you… Always..”
Is it unhealthy that one of the maain things on my mind was to start singing that song?
April 20, 2010 at 3:09 am
I thought Arreh was from Austrailia…
Also, ahem…
Hello darkness my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again
Because a vision
Softley creeping
Left it’s seeds
While I was sleeping
And the vision
That was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound
Of silence
In restless dreams
I walked alone
Narrow streets
Of cobblestone
‘Neath the halo
Of a street lamp
I turned my collar
To the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed
By the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound
Of silence
And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking
Without speaking
People hearing
Without listening
People writing songs
That voices never shared
No one dared…
Disturb the sound
Of silence
“Fools,” Said I
“You do not know!”
“Silence, like a cancer, grows,”
“Hear my words ‘that I might teach you,”
“Take my arms ‘that I might reach you.”
But my words,
like silent raindrops, fell
Echoed, in the
Wells of silence
And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign
Flashed out it’s warning
In the words
That it was forming
And the sign said
“The words of the prophets are written in the subway halls,”
“And tenement halls.”
Whisper the sounds…
Of silence…*fade out*
Personally, I find this song oddly comforting when my terrible luck catches up with me.
April 20, 2010 at 5:58 am
Arreh can’t be from Australia, as they only had the first Doctor Who recently as well. I checked.
I may have too much free time.
April 20, 2010 at 6:18 am
I’m from Angleland. Australia is for convicts and sexists.
April 20, 2010 at 6:19 am
I agree.
April 20, 2010 at 6:19 am
Me also.
April 20, 2010 at 6:20 am
Nah, I don’t mean it.
Also John Smith was meant to reply, but it was too complicated in the end.
April 20, 2010 at 7:14 am
I’m from Terra Australis Incognita.
April 20, 2010 at 12:56 pm
I’m from .
Damn, I wish that would stop happening. It makes it really difficult to post letters.
April 20, 2010 at 8:22 pm
That makes me moist.
April 20, 2010 at 8:35 pm
That moists me make.
April 20, 2010 at 8:44 pm
Atta boy Arreh, now take of your pants.
April 21, 2010 at 6:06 am
No, G, that’s my thing. Now you can both take your pants off, and Joey you too, and come into my basement.
April 21, 2010 at 6:10 am
I feel safe in the knowledge that none of the comments above affect me in any way. Except for the ones that do. They make me feel nervous.
April 21, 2010 at 7:05 am
I ain’t goin’ no basement.
April 21, 2010 at 4:57 pm
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
April 21, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Lol. Rofl. Fag. U suk.
April 21, 2010 at 5:47 pm
G, die.
April 21, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Death, isn’t afraid of me.
April 21, 2010 at 6:35 pm
I’m not afraid of death…*
April 21, 2010 at 7:44 pm
Kind of an important point to muck up there.
April 22, 2010 at 3:38 am
Yeah that was quite a failure.
April 22, 2010 at 2:33 pm
You will fail.
April 22, 2010 at 4:52 pm
You will fall.
April 23, 2010 at 6:29 am
I guess falling is a type of failure. A failure at verticality.
April 23, 2010 at 7:27 am
And I guess failing is a type of falling. A falling of success.
April 23, 2010 at 5:13 pm
I would say its falling from success.
April 23, 2010 at 5:36 pm
I would say it’s success from falling.
April 24, 2010 at 5:04 pm
I would say, wheres Vadermath?
April 24, 2010 at 6:59 pm
This is epic!
April 24, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Hello all! I am Putzy Von Putzingburg the Fourth. My father sent me here to learn about my duties, which he said involved standing around talking with strangers and raping people in his basement.
April 24, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Welcome Putzy the 4th, however seen as your not your father, watch out for basement joey, whom your father reguarly abuses, and michael.
April 25, 2010 at 2:27 am
Putzy had a son? I knew he would have had some offspring considering his… tendencies. Also, as G said, welcome!
Although, I think your father may have misinformed you; He only raped anyone new, and it is conducted as a ritual of initiation
Also, we do just stand around and talk. I remember your father used to tell tales that livened-up boring periods of conversation. Of course, he stopped telling his tales and many have tried to replace them. I myself have attempted to substitute with recountings of the Great Nut War.
Of course, there has yet to be a real replacement. Maybe his son should take his place?
April 25, 2010 at 3:55 am
I am no where near ready to attempt such an art as the TALES OF SOMEWHAT INTERESTING PLOTS, that will be my final lesson when I am about to take over the family business, whatever that may be.
April 25, 2010 at 4:34 am
It’s nice to see a family business in the modern world, what with all the multinational corporations. It’s reassuring to the little people.
April 25, 2010 at 9:05 am
I don’t know what you lot thought of Corporal Peanut’s recounts of the Great Nut War, but I’ll be damned if my contributions are brushed away. You just don’t get quality like that nowadays.
Anyway, looks like one of the rapes paid off, and here you are, Putzy the fourth. Welcome.
April 25, 2010 at 11:46 am
Wow, a new guy for me to abuse? Sounds good to me!
April 25, 2010 at 5:08 pm
There has been some confusion as to which rape paid off, as apparently none of you are female.
And Michael, my father told me to give you this non-desript box, then run away. So here you go.
April 25, 2010 at 6:10 pm
What? Oh, let me just ope- OH GOD NO FUCK FUCK SHIT
April 27, 2010 at 5:53 am
Unless it involves an egg whisk, I would like to know the contents of that box. Sharing is caring!
April 27, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Words cannot describe the abomination that I just saw.
April 27, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Maybe you should express it through the medium of dance.
April 27, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Im back baby.
Also check out my site at http://theoblivionbrotherhood.webs.com/
(copy and paste)
April 27, 2010 at 6:43 pm
Shan’t.
Anyway, we already have a site.
April 28, 2010 at 6:52 am
And on the same domain too.
April 28, 2010 at 8:29 am
Yes, but this one is newer and shinier! Get with the times! Our old site is so last tuesday!
April 28, 2010 at 8:37 am
It’s equally shiny though, it even has the same background!
Also, anybody else on here played saints row 2?
CHARACTER CREATOR. RARRRGHHH.
April 28, 2010 at 3:15 pm
I was all like RARRRGHHH too, then I tried actually playing it on my pc and was all like RARRRGHHH, but for different reasons.
April 28, 2010 at 3:16 pm
And silencer, I actually live right by you. I might even know you – what’s your name? You go to Worcester Sixth, or Pershore, or what?
April 28, 2010 at 5:15 pm
No I dont I just forgot to change the location and its only a testing site.I run it through webs as I was looking to make a website so I clicked on the link on the bottom of your site. If you could think of any way to improve my site could you tell me?
April 29, 2010 at 5:59 am
Black jack! And Hookers! In fact, forget the black jack! Ahhhh, forget the whole thing.
April 29, 2010 at 3:12 pm
Midget52, I saw that coming.
April 29, 2010 at 7:05 pm
My theory is that Joey is the female, or a hermaphrodite. So Putzy the fourth my by Putzy the third’s and Joey’s child.
April 29, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Be*
April 29, 2010 at 7:06 pm
I.
Am.
ALI-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-IVE!
June 20, 2010 at 3:55 pm
O.o KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
April 29, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Good for you, so are the rest of us.
April 29, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Speak for yourself.
April 30, 2010 at 7:30 am
Do you mean alive in the literal sate, as in a state of being or conciousness, or alive in the figurative sense, meaning active or lively? It’s just we don’t want to get confused.
April 30, 2010 at 7:42 am
It’s too late for Joey anyway, already being confused.
Sexually, that is.
Zing!
April 30, 2010 at 8:12 am
*a surprisingly hot female crawls out of The Basement* Where is my son?
April 30, 2010 at 11:20 am
* tranquillizer gun*
Get back in the fucking basement, mum.
April 30, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Why use tranquillizers when there’s thatsnotsexy.com?
April 30, 2010 at 5:34 pm
Why use that when theres Joey’s fac – damn, that one can’t work.
Back to plan B.
April 30, 2010 at 8:37 pm
Which is michael’s suggestion for thos ewho didn’t know.
April 30, 2010 at 10:06 pm
Infantonium on standby…
May 1, 2010 at 8:17 am
I legally own Paraguay now. Funny, story, massive technical loophole in their law system.
May 1, 2010 at 10:07 am
This reminds me of the time I accidentally sold Hawaii to the Americans.
And 600 GET. Heheheheheheheehhe.
May 1, 2010 at 10:34 am
>implying GETS aren’t for fags
May 1, 2010 at 12:47 pm
I take offence to that Michael, you bastard.
May 1, 2010 at 2:00 pm
I only got it because I wanted to rub it in dupersude’s face.
And you walk in here, Michael, with your 4chan-faggotry, and have the audacity to claim GETs are for fags?
4chan is built on GETs.
I bet Michael was the EFG who pushed our 4000 count over the edge. Not that I’m bitter, or anything.
May 1, 2010 at 2:15 pm
>implying you aren’t a fag
May 1, 2010 at 10:05 pm
Touché.
May 1, 2010 at 10:57 pm
>implying I wasn’t my link all along
May 2, 2010 at 1:31 pm
You’re right, you were your link all along Michael.
Too bad that “all along” your link has been to thatsnotsexy.com and you only just changed it to trololololololololololo.com.
May 2, 2010 at 4:55 pm
I hate trololololololololololo.com.
May 3, 2010 at 9:17 am
It’s better than boring.com
May 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
But I LOVE business supplies.
May 3, 2010 at 1:08 pm
This internet depresses me.
May 3, 2010 at 2:58 pm
I agree dupersude, I came up with that changing link earlier would be neat, but sadly I came up with it AFTER I had pressed submit.
May 4, 2010 at 3:42 am
Damn straight it would have been neat. Neat like yo’ mamma’s landing strip.
NOW GIMME SOME SKIN.
May 4, 2010 at 12:52 pm
BRO FIST
May 4, 2010 at 7:25 pm
no
May 5, 2010 at 12:17 pm
I said skin, not brofist. God DAMN it.
May 5, 2010 at 12:21 pm
no /noʊ/ [noh] adjective, noun,pluralnoes, nos, verb
–adverb
1.(a negative used to express dissent, denial, or refusal, as in response to a question or request)
2.(used to emphasize or introduce a negative statement): Not a single person came to the party, no, not a one.
3.not in any degree or manner; not at all (used with a comparative): He is no better.
4.not a (used before an adjective to convey the opposite of the adjective’s meaning): His recovery was no small miracle.
–adjective
5.not a (used before a noun to convey the opposite of the noun’s meaning): She’s no beginner on the ski slopes.
–noun
6.an utterance of the word “no.”
7.a denial or refusal: He responded with a definite no.
8.a negative vote or voter: The noes have it.
–verb (used with object)
9.to reject, refuse approval, or express disapproval of.
–verb (used without object)
10.to express disapproval.
—Idiom
11.no can do, Informal. it can’t be done.
——————————————————————————–
Origin:
bef. 900; ME; OE nā, equiv. to ne not + ā ever (see ay1)
May 5, 2010 at 1:21 pm
wat
May 5, 2010 at 2:23 pm
wat wat, in da butt
May 5, 2010 at 3:40 pm
butt /bʌt/ [buht]
–noun
1.the end or extremity of anything, esp. the thicker, larger, or blunt end considered as a bottom, base, support, or handle, as of a log, fishing rod, or pistol.
2.an end that is not used or consumed; remnant: a cigar butt.
3.a lean cut of pork shoulder.
4.Slang. the buttocks.
5.Slang. a cigarette.
Origin:
1400–50; late ME bott (thick) end, buttock, OE butt tree stump (in place names); akin to Sw but stump, Dan but stubby; cf. buttock
May 6, 2010 at 7:51 am
GAME
May 7, 2010 at 6:16 am
game1 /geɪm/ [geym] noun, adjective, gam·er, gam·est, verb, gamed, gam·ing.
–noun
1. an amusement or pastime: children’s games.
2. the material or equipment used in playing certain games: a store selling toys and games.
3. a competitive activity involving skill, chance, or endurance on the part of two or more persons who play according to a set of rules, usually for their own amusement or for that of spectators.
4. a single occasion of such an activity, or a definite portion of one: the final game of the season; a rubber of three games at bridge.
5. the number of points required to win a game.
6. the score at a particular stage in a game: With five minutes to play, the game was 7 to 0.
7. a particular manner or style of playing a game: Her game of chess is improving.
8. anything resembling a game, as in requiring skill, endurance, or adherence to rules: the game of diplomacy.
9. a trick or strategy: to see through someone’s game.
10. fun; sport of any kind; joke: That’s about enough of your games.
11. wild animals, including birds and fishes, such as are hunted for food or taken for sport or profit.
12. the flesh of such wild animals or other game, used as food: a dish of game.
13. any object of pursuit, attack, abuse, etc.: The new boy at school seemed to be fair game for practical jokers.
14. Informal . a business or profession: He’s in the real-estate game.
15. Archaic . fighting spirit; pluck.
–adjective
16. pertaining to or composed of animals hunted or taken as game or to their flesh.
17. having a fighting spirit; plucky.
18. Informal . having the required spirit or will (often fol. by for or an infinitive): Who’s game for a hike through the woods?
–verb (used without object)
19. to play games of chance for stakes; gamble.
–verb (used with object)
20. to squander in gaming (usually fol. by away ).
——————————————————————————–
Origin:
bef. 1000; ME gamen, OE gaman; c. OHG gaman glee
—Related forms
gameless, adjective
gamelike, adjective
gameness, noun
un·game·like, adjective
—Synonyms
3. sport, contest, competition. 9. scheme, artifice, stratagem, plan, plot, venture. 11, 13. prey, quarry. 17. brave, bold, intrepid, dauntless, fearless.
May 6, 2010 at 9:56 am
I stopped caring about the game before I knew about it.
May 6, 2010 at 11:59 am
I want him to give a definition though.
May 6, 2010 at 7:09 pm
Midget52, fucking magnets
how do they work?
May 7, 2010 at 6:07 am
Positive charge of some metals attract metals with the opposite charge. This is due to the magnetic field produced by some ferromagnetic substances, that is substances without a complete outer shell of electrons.
That was information of the top of my head, by the way. Also, I wouldn’t advise fucking magnets. Unless you feel attracted to them.
May 7, 2010 at 6:17 am
No, no, man, like, [i]how[/i] do they work. Like, [i]how[/i] do they [i]work[/i].
Because I’ll tell you something. We have no idea.
[i]No fucking idea, man[/i].
(I hope my italics work. Please let them work)
May 7, 2010 at 6:20 am
Fuck you italics. I don’t need you anyway.
May 7, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Italics, deploy!
May 7, 2010 at 6:38 am
I really thought I covered that. Have you people not been paying attention?
May 7, 2010 at 11:46 am
What are we talking about again?
May 7, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Wait, who are you?
May 7, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Italics? Italics are awesome. Did I do it rights?
May 15, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Ugh
May 7, 2010 at 7:27 pm
AWESOME SAUCE, It’s Italics! YAY! I’ can write in teh Italics now. From this dat forth, May the 7th, it will be known as Italic day.
August 7, 2010 at 11:28 am
wondering if that worked
August 7, 2010 at 11:30 am
or this
May 8, 2010 at 6:43 am
So… You are all obviously males… Ugh… Sometimes, I am so glad to be female…
May 8, 2010 at 9:47 am
Way to drop a hint there. Very subtle.
Before we start the conversation that is bound to originate from this, do you plan to be a regular comment(-ee? -or? -ist?) or was that the extent of your contribution?
May 8, 2010 at 9:54 am
Wait, why was that in Italics? I didn’t put Italics there!
May 8, 2010 at 10:10 am
ARRGGH! They’re taking over!
May 8, 2010 at 10:49 am
The italics or the women? If in fact you mean the latter, then quick! Someone get a goddamn kitchen in here to contain them!
May 8, 2010 at 10:49 am
OH MY GOD I’VE BEEN ITALIC-ISED TOO. G, WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE??
May 8, 2010 at 11:49 am
Shit, I only wanted May the 7th to be italics day. What Have I done?!
May 8, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Let me try something….
May 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm
Wait, what just happened? Did someone divide by zero?
May 8, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Something along those lines. What has science done, etc etc.
May 9, 2010 at 1:08 am
This is not going well. I beleive I started somethingTERRIBLE
May 9, 2010 at 4:14 am
GODDAMMIT MIDGET.
May 9, 2010 at 4:16 am
Well it’s safe to say we are all screwed.
May 9, 2010 at 4:41 am
How do you bold shit anyway? Do you use HTML tags? This is a test.
May 9, 2010 at 4:42 am
Odd. It didn’t do anything. I can assume from the absence of my tags though that it worked.
I wonder if you can start a tag in one comment and end it in another? Something like this…
May 9, 2010 at 4:43 am
to this.. ?
May 9, 2010 at 7:10 am
Nope. I tried to fix the italics that way. It went about as well as that.
May 9, 2010 at 10:16 am
Wow. For your information midget, I do surely intend to be a regular commentee/ist here. I mean, the place does need sprucing up. A little lavender over here, and a bit of kitchen appliances over there. But seriously, I intend to stick around.
And dupersude, sexism obviously detected. Please humor me into why women should be contained ‘in the kitchen’. Women are just as equal to men, if so possibly far more superior imo.
Capiche?
May 9, 2010 at 10:24 am
All hail the power of
I’m not going to lie, I’m not expecting that to do anything. Unless I’m missing the joke here.
And greeaat, mindless sexism on both sides. Is the average woman superior to an average man in strength? No. Is an average man as intelligent as the average woman? Studies would seem to suggest not.
Therefore, both sexes suck, and I am the master race, being both stronger and more intelligent than the average human.
May 9, 2010 at 10:26 am
Holy crap, what have you done, G? Even the typing of has been forbidden and made impossible.
May 9, 2010 at 10:57 am
Typing of (ignoring the dots, now) .
I wonder. Let’s see.
May 9, 2010 at 10:58 am
FUUUUUUU-
May 9, 2010 at 12:53 pm
I did not mean for my comment to be taken as hostile. If I had, there would be exactly 38% more malice, an extra dash of nutmeg and at least one link to a virus disguised as a rick roll disguised as an invitation of friendship.
Welcome to Nondrick! Go to this website for you prize!
Seriously, though, you do still need to pass initiation. Assuming, of course, that Putzy is continuing the basement tradition?
May 9, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Hm, I say we call a emergency Hiatus meeting, in letting a female into our ranks.
May 9, 2010 at 2:02 pm
You guys considered that she might not want to join our ranks?
If she does, she must simply pass initiation, just like everybody else.
May 9, 2010 at 10:55 pm
I am ready to pass initiation fellow commentees. Who is the leader here? Oh and thankyou Midget. I feel somewhat welcomed.
May 10, 2010 at 2:23 am
You know, now that you mention it, I don’t think we have a leader. You see, a leader can be corrupted and would need to be disposed of. That would cause… unnecesarry damage.
If you request information on the initiation “ceremony”, talk to Putzy. He holds the key to his fathers basement.
I must warn you, however, that it is the Putzingburg family tradition to change the… experience every third person so don’t expect any advice on what you should expect (I was treated a rather strange version myself). The only advice I can give you is to expect the unexpected, and if Putzy stands or sits still for too long DON’T LOOK AWAY.
May 10, 2010 at 5:52 am
My father has taught me well on the intricacies of the basement initiation. It will not be pleasant. You will emerge a different person, and your brain may automatically suppress what happened.
May 10, 2010 at 6:15 am
I have to say, I don’t remember what happened in my basement trip.
One minute I was declaring myself to be a cyber-pirate/ninja, and the next I was a member of the Hiatus crew.
Obviously as well as surviving the basement, you need to gain the main members’ approval.
You can have mine, just because you seem vaguely interesting.
May 10, 2010 at 12:16 pm
You can have mine, because you seem to display an appreciation for dry wit. We shall get along nicely.
May 10, 2010 at 4:19 pm
You can have mine. There isn’t really any leaders, but the most important member, has to be Vadermath, as well as max and washcloth, however they are rare to be seen, michael and Putzy the third are high on the list.
May 10, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Also, Joey is the hiatus slave, just so you know. What’s everyone rank?
May 11, 2010 at 12:07 am
Oh, I have seen such things from the infamous Joey.
And thankyou Arreh, Midget and G. Your kindness is somewhat welcoming.
May 11, 2010 at 2:34 am
You can have mine because you give great head.
I mean, make good sandwhiches.
May 11, 2010 at 2:36 am
Oh fuck.
Games up. Lemon is my girlfriend, she left her info on my computer.
rageface.jpg
May 11, 2010 at 2:38 am
So… Thanks a lot dupersude. My mask has now been revealed. Dick.
However, I still am going to post. Because of him. Dick.
May 11, 2010 at 4:14 am
Does she know who I am dupersude?
May 11, 2010 at 4:48 am
Why yes I do Sir Putzy. I know exactly who you are 🙂
May 11, 2010 at 4:49 am
Everything tastes like milk
May 11, 2010 at 6:18 am
That would be the italics slowly destroying the sensory systems in your brain. They do that, you know.
May 11, 2010 at 6:56 am
I’ve heard about that. Now imagine the effects of… BOLD TEXT.
May 11, 2010 at 6:58 am
They can certainly skew your outlook on things.
That really wasn’t that great, was it?
May 11, 2010 at 7:32 am
Not really, no. Probably more suited for an italics joke, which WE CAN’T EVEN MAKE ANYMORE, THANKYOU G.
May 11, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Yeah G, you cock. Now we need Chris to make another post, so we can go back to normal text. Ugh, how inconvenient.
May 11, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Damnit, I can’t even put [/delicious irony] at the end of my post. Obviously not with the square brackets.
May 11, 2010 at 3:26 pm
If we keep reading italics ’til the next post we’re going to be asking “Why is the text suddenly skewed straight upward?”
… Lame jokes seem to be contagious. Thankyou midget.
May 11, 2010 at 4:07 pm
Italics ftw.
May 11, 2010 at 9:13 pm
You know, I think this comment section is more entertaining then the actual blog.
May 11, 2010 at 9:40 pm
And today, May the 11th will be the concluding day in the 5 day Italic day.
May 11, 2010 at 9:41 pm
If i find a fix.
May 11, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Lets make is worse.
May 11, 2010 at 9:45 pm
Maybe?
May 11, 2010 at 9:47 pm
“ just testin“ something
May 12, 2010 at 6:15 am
DO NOT FIX WHAT IS PERFECT.
All hail the paradise that has come unto our tiny worlds in the form of Italics.
All hail G, Bringer of Italics.
May 12, 2010 at 11:54 am
Arreh, I hope you know the consequences of creating a group which worships italics, and G himself…
May 12, 2010 at 11:55 am
… That is, for every action, there must be an equal and opposite REaction…
May 12, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Only in a three dimensionl plane that obeys the laws of newtonian physics. If you are in a black hole or travelling faster than the speed of light, or are a subatomic particle, or have a fourth dimension…
Then what the hell are you doing reading this comment section?
May 12, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Only in a three dimensional plane that obeys the laws of Newtonian physics. If you are in a black hole or travelling faster than the speed of light, or are a subatomic particle, or have a fourth dimension…
Then what the hell are you doing reading this comment section?
May 12, 2010 at 1:07 pm
YES BUT SHUSH. I’M OPERATING UNDER THE ASSUMPTION THAT G DOESN’T KNOW ANY OF THAT.
May 12, 2010 at 1:51 pm
Well, of course he doesn’t. The fact that I said it only makes it slightly more likely that he’ll find out.
May 12, 2010 at 2:28 pm
That’s a nice use of italics in a passage of italics. Yes, I do see what you did there.
May 12, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Faster than the speed of light? You may as well say if you are but are not. Oh sweet impossibilities.
Also, I realised the foolishness of worshipping G, of all people. I am not built to worship.
And seeing as there is no longer an italics worshipping cult, dupersude’s cult blinks out of existence.
May 12, 2010 at 5:21 pm
What? 3 Dimensions? Fuck, I live in a 2 dimensional world. Curse you lucky bastards.
May 13, 2010 at 1:00 am
¡¡¡ʍou suıƃəq uoɥʇɐɹɐɯ ʇxəʇ uʍop-əpısdn əɥʇ
May 13, 2010 at 6:53 am
Okay, wow.
How did dupersude know I put some text in italics?
Also, upside down text. Should probably address that.
May 13, 2010 at 4:09 pm
“I said it only makes it slightly more likely”
View source. Slighty is in italics.
May 14, 2010 at 6:24 am
If you’re you smartiful and clever, which part of this sentence is in italics?
May 14, 2010 at 7:05 am
Wow. What have I gotten myself into. Log into email and discover 30 new emails from word press. Come on here to discover its just the same topic. Italics. Sigh… Can’t we discuss something more interesting…?
May 14, 2010 at 8:40 am
Only fools choose to be emailed updates.
But okay. I’m aiming to study Physics (and maybe a Philosophy course) at Oxford uni, Keble College. Physics is the best subject, though English, History, Art, Maths and Sports are all great. And I’m smarter than all of you.
Discuss.
May 14, 2010 at 8:55 am
How long until you get into uni? Priorities can change. I used to want to be a doctor, until
I realised that:
a) I would suck at it
2) I enjoy music a lot more
iii) I am good at music
So, you know, we should know that too.
May 14, 2010 at 9:16 am
Bearing in mind all the while that all I’m doing is starting a more interesting line of conversation by being fairly (read: really) obnoxious, I am aware that:
a) I would be great at it
2) I have a deep love for Physics and Philosophy (which really do go hand in hand)
iii) I am good at Physics
I’m in my final year of GCSEs at the moment, so a couple of years yet to go. And obviously I’m not judging my ability by the fact that I’m acing all my GCSEs – that would just be stupid.
But I wanted to be a mad scientist by the age of 2, and earned the nickname (to friends of the family) of the professor at the age of 3, so all my life I’ve really pointed towards that. Of course, priorities do change, but I don’t think mine will to too great a degree.
May 14, 2010 at 11:43 am
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY.
May 14, 2010 at 3:13 pm
I didn’t use the source code G. That’s for wimps.
No, mamma always said i had a special knack for seein’ things that others can’t see. Like dead people. Oh and the word “part” is in italics, Arreh.
Now on to the new topic, Midget, you’re good at music? Do you play a specific instrument?
May 14, 2010 at 5:43 pm
I can’t even remember which bit I italicised. But I’m sure you’re right, what with you having The Sight, and all.
May 14, 2010 at 11:45 pm
We seem to be distracted from Arreh’s line of thought. Though, on reflection, it seems to be more a statement than a discussable topic, so let’s go with dupersude:
I play piano and guitar.
You make any “pianist” jokes and I swear to Goat I will fill your computer so full of viruses that you will need a new hard-drive just to store all the spam.
May 15, 2010 at 6:08 am
I wasn’t going to make any pianist jokes, I play piano myself. Granted I’m not the best. I’ve been kind of on-and-off since December. I can play the first half of Fur Elise by Beethoven and a couple of other pieces. But the only FULL song I know is Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol, which is only ’cause its extremely simple.
May 15, 2010 at 11:23 am
I can play all of Fur Elise, but very little else. How well do you play, Midgey Midge-Midge?
May 15, 2010 at 1:05 pm
I’m away for a few days, and am greeted by Italics? Wow, only you guys, only you.
May 15, 2010 at 8:50 pm
Apprantly i’m to blame, sheesh, I didn’t do nothing, would this face lie to you?
May 15, 2010 at 8:51 pm
This is a testsss…
May 15, 2010 at 8:50 pm
if F(x)=f(x+1)−f(x) then
f(x)=F(x)dx+k=0[(ddx)k(1ex−1−x1)x=0]F(k)(x)
May 15, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Lets make things worse.
May 15, 2010 at 8:57 pm
and….
May 16, 2010 at 12:37 am
Nothing, thank Goat. Only G could actually think that would work. The italics were clearly a result of an interdimensional anomaly occuring in parrallel with him and several other people using Italics in rapid succesion. The resulting burst of radiation was attracted to the opposing charge of the italics. The anomaly created a Time-Lock, trapping us in an area of time where the italics saw widespread use, causing all text to appear in italics. You see, most people think that time is a straight line; It’s really more of a big bubble of… wibbly wobbly, timey wimey… stuff. It’s really quite simple: The confliction/attraction of the italic energy coupled with the radiation of the anomaly (which, opon further study, has turned out to be a rift in the universe) created the Time-Lock, trapping us in this permanent-italics scenarion.
May 16, 2010 at 1:12 am
Of course! I knew I should have gotten my timey-wimey detector!
It goes bing when there’s stuff.
And, though it’s slightly late, I have been playing piano for around 10 years now. So, you know, I play pretty well.
May 16, 2010 at 3:37 am
[i]I love the timey-wimey detector! [/i]
May 16, 2010 at 3:39 am
Well, shit.
May 16, 2010 at 5:37 am
This italics stuff is getting slightly annoying.
May 16, 2010 at 8:46 am
HAI GAIZ DID U MISS MEE! I SEE YOU GOT 4000 WITHOUT ME YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BJAJHGSOJG! hey how goes it?
May 16, 2010 at 8:47 am
…WHY THE FSCK AM I IN ITALICS!
May 16, 2010 at 8:59 am
It is currently 3:58 in Austin right now… I should go to sleep but I only have a small iron chair to sleep on. GOD HELP ME!!!!
May 16, 2010 at 9:00 am
I once posted a video on a thousand get, I also posted my first comments… THEY WERE GAY also I apologize for both.
May 16, 2010 at 10:09 am
If you see things in italics it means you’re a ghey.
This is all in normal text for me.
May 16, 2010 at 10:17 am
Arreh, come to think of it, I don’t see any italics at all!
May 16, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Why are we talking about italics? What italics?
May 16, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Oh shit, it’s Joey, I thought you were meant to be in the basement?
May 17, 2010 at 7:08 am
Joey, when my father finds out you are missing, the bowling ball with no lube will be the least of your problems.
May 17, 2010 at 7:09 am
What a coincidence, Joey AND SRG both show up at the same time. And one of them is already wearing out their welcome.
In other news, Midget, I’ve only been playing since december. Did I say that already? I think I said that already…
Anyways, even at only playing since december I’ve been on and off ever since. I played it often for a few weeks then went off for a month or so, then played it often again, then went off again. Etc. etc. Now I play it every few days – a week. I should probably practice more often. A lot of people were amazed at how fast i picked it up. That is to say, what i know how to play in Fur Elise now, I learnt how to play within the first week or so of owning a keyboard.
May 17, 2010 at 7:21 am
Yeah, it does come naturally to some people. I have worked for long enough that I can make up my own stuff now. Jazz is awesome. Fur elise is awesome too. It’s a fifth grade piece, so, you know, go you!
May 17, 2010 at 7:35 am
Lemme get this straight… i leave you guys for 1 (possibly many more) month(s).
AND ITS ALL IN ITALICS NOW!?
WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Also, i don’t like piano for the sole reason i cant play it.
May 17, 2010 at 7:39 am
//from what I read on the wordpress FAQ, this should not be in italics. Probably isnt going to work
May 17, 2010 at 8:29 am
Thanks midget 😀 that means a lot. Really.
I can’t play much else, a few bits and pieces from songs here and there, but the only whole song i can play as i said before is Chasing cars. And that only uses different notes across two octaves throughout the whole song. Maybe I’d get somewhere if I practised more.
May 17, 2010 at 1:14 pm
Yeah. I used to hate people telling me that. “Do your scales!” “Practice more!”. Then I caught myself saying that to people. I felt sad.
Sadly, it is the only way to get better. Helps if you enjoy it though.
May 17, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Actually it would be “Practise”.
Hope it helps with your piano.
May 17, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Actually, I play piano, too, and I found that a great way to remember how to play a song is to keep notes on it. It really helped when I began playing songs that required a certain level of hand-eye coordination to be played at the proper speed. With that said, it usually still took me at least a week to perfect a song. I still occasionally play, though.
May 17, 2010 at 8:41 pm
Do I get the feeling that i’m the only one that doesn’t play a musical instrument?
May 18, 2010 at 12:02 am
I should probably look into it then. Maybe even get lessons if they’re not too expensive.
Arreh – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Practice
Corporal Peanut – hehe, just realised your name’s initials are CP. But serious. How high is that level of hand-eye coordination? Another thing i have trouble with is learning to play left and right hand independently. If I learn one hand at a time, I then have to try and learn them together.
G – I don’t know. Do you?
May 18, 2010 at 12:55 am
I played the recorder in primary school.
Yeah.
Suck on that.
May 18, 2010 at 1:17 am
No thanks, but apparently you did “suck on that”. Zing!
May 18, 2010 at 1:20 am
Well, dupersude, I wouldn’t say it’s a high level of hand-eye coordination. What I meant by it was more on the level of having to read notes at a fast pace while keeping your hands at the same speed. This became apparent to me when, for my piano lessons, I was assigned a song called Vianese Waltz. My attempts to play it now feature prominintly in my personal hell as elevator music. Of course, that where the notes came in. I found that if I broke down the song into individual notes and spend time working out more comfortable ways to play the position-switches at the desired tempo that it came much more naturaly. Although, that is my method of learning and yours may differ. Personally I find playing it hands seperatley helps me work out individual hand positions.
Also, yes, my initials spell CP. Honestly I didn’t notice until now, either.
May 18, 2010 at 1:26 am
Ah, I see. And yet another thing I can’t do well yet – Read sheet music.
So far I’ve been learning by ear and eye on youtube videos. I can, to an extent, read sheet music, but i need to use reference points which is apparently very very bad. And the only reference point i know of is middle C. So in order for me to learn a song from sheet music, I have to sit down and decipher what notes are what, and then i label them on the paper in a similar way to Shawn Cheek’s (online piano teacher) “whiteboard method”.
May 18, 2010 at 6:23 am
You have to start somewhere. In fact, what you are detailing is pretty much the way I started learning to read music. Do’nt forget the acronyms! They’re helpful, AND slightly childish!
Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit!
FACE!
All Cows Eat Grass!
Good Birds Don’t Fly Away!
Good times….
May 18, 2010 at 7:53 am
I should probably learn those. I don’t know any of them, the only one I’ve heard of is All Cows Eat Grass, and that was included in the sentence of “These are bad for learning to read music, as are reference points”. So that was kind of a mood killer :<
May 18, 2010 at 11:33 am
Whoever said that is a bitter person who will live their life musically deficient.
Not to be negative or anything…
May 18, 2010 at 11:41 am
The guy who said that is the same one i mentioned earlier, Shawn Cheek. He doesn’t just say they’re bad. He gives his reasoning for why, something about “If you rely on references and things like All Cows Eat Grass you get too used to it and won’t be able to identify individual notes on the sheet as easily.”
Or something along those lines.
May 18, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Could we stop talking about piano? I feel left out.
May 18, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Dupersude – Practice is the noun, practise is the verb (in standard English, at least). I don’t know if Americans follow that any more, but by god the rest of the world shall.
Sorry for being pedantic and an arse.
May 18, 2010 at 8:19 pm
Also sorry for capitalising your name.
May 19, 2010 at 2:18 am
Dupersude, if he says that, please give him this with my regards:
(I hope to Goat that embed works)
May 19, 2010 at 2:22 am
Okay, judging by the absence of the tag I declare this a partial success. Here’s the url to the video(Knowing me I’ll just screw up the link too): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
May 19, 2010 at 7:51 am
Well Arreh, you win this time… But I’ll be back..
And yes… Apologise for the mistake… Go on… It’ll only make everything go much quicker when I execute my plans later.
CP, I love that movie. And that video. I award you all my internets ❤
May 19, 2010 at 10:36 am
I’m saving my internets for a special occasion. Though I have held on to my internets for so long now, I may have built it up too much, so I don’t know when to give them away.
May 19, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Hey guys, I played bass today and I fucking rock.
May 19, 2010 at 7:12 pm
water fire air and dirt
May 19, 2010 at 8:17 pm
GLOBULES
May 20, 2010 at 7:37 am
Midget, give them to me! Pleasssssssssssse!
May 21, 2010 at 4:49 am
Combo breaker?
May 21, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I broke your mother’s combo the night you were conceived.
Yes that’s right. Have a moment to take that information in.. My son..
May 21, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Once I hit someone so hard my fist went faster than the speed of light and went back in time and hit them as an embryo and killed them.
Then who was phone?
May 21, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Once I hit someone so hard my fist went faster than the speed of light and went back in embryo and hit them as an time and killed them.
Phone who was then?
May 22, 2010 at 12:39 am
Could someone provide a translation for this comment?
May 22, 2010 at 7:42 am
He’s swapped a couple words around (four to be precise, “embryo” and “time” in the first paragraph, and “phone” and “then” on the bottom line) to give the effect of his words travelling through time.
May 23, 2010 at 7:01 am
Goat, that is genius. That’s humour taken to another level. I wish I was smart enough to get that first try…
May 23, 2010 at 8:43 am
inb4 1 year wait again.
May 23, 2010 at 9:21 am
I totally set him up for it.
May 23, 2010 at 10:30 am
Thank you, Midget52. In your honour, I will do it again, just for you.
Genius, Goat is that. That’s humour level to another taken. I wish I was first enough to get that smart try…
May 23, 2010 at 11:21 am
Your comment made me think of Get Smart. Great movie.
May 23, 2010 at 11:47 am
Great TV series, too.
EPIC SHOWDOWN TIME!
TV show vs old movie vs NEW movie!
Who will win?!?!?!?!
May 24, 2010 at 12:14 pm
I can’t do an Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny without help. Get bickering!
May 24, 2010 at 12:34 pm
I never seen the originals, just the one with rowan atkinson.
May 24, 2010 at 4:30 pm
I think I saw a few episodes of the show. Never saw either of the movies, though.
May 24, 2010 at 6:37 pm
I can’t remember what we’re talking about.
May 25, 2010 at 6:04 am
Get Smart.
May 25, 2010 at 6:11 am
Got Milk?
May 25, 2010 at 7:42 am
I have some milk, but I need it for my cereal. Would you like a clever milk substitute?
May 25, 2010 at 11:21 am
Exactly how clever?
May 25, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Clever enough to pass the basement initiation.
May 25, 2010 at 1:51 pm
I think we’re all aware that that mostly just requires an ability to allow awful, awful things to be done to you. Not that you really have much choice, but I’ve said too much.
I’ll take it!
May 25, 2010 at 3:33 pm
Want to pay me a visit in my basement?
May 25, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Pay to visit me a basement in my want?
May 25, 2010 at 7:21 pm
cool man cool
May 25, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Hot woman hot.
May 26, 2010 at 6:50 am
I’m fairly sure that’s the point, yes.
May 26, 2010 at 7:09 am
Yes that’s the fairly I’m point, sure.
May 26, 2010 at 12:58 pm
I think you all may be sociopaths, but I must say I’m entertained.
May 26, 2010 at 3:13 pm
You all think I may be entertained, but say I must I’m sociopaths.
May 26, 2010 at 3:44 pm
(chuckle) ok, you’ve had your fun. Let’s try something else now. How do you think Nondrick will finally snuff it? My money’s on “mauled by a troll.”
May 26, 2010 at 4:09 pm
(fun) chuckle, your ok you’ve had. Now something let’s else try. Snuff do you Nondrick will finally think it? My troll on “a money’s by troll.”
May 26, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Ha, you left out “mauled.” Did it dissipate and coalesce in a parallel dimension or something?
May 26, 2010 at 6:24 pm
So that’s were that “mauled” came from! I was wondering why my Nega-self called me about it.
May 26, 2010 at 7:10 pm
My joke has been really overused now, Arreh. Time to think of something else? inb4 this comment gets overhauled
May 26, 2010 at 9:25 pm
My penis has been really overused now, Arreh. Time to penis of penis else? inpenis4 this penis gets penis
May 26, 2010 at 9:23 pm
I don’t recall that it was your joke.
Anyway, nobody noticed that I replaced mauled with “troll”? Because I totally trolled that new guy all over everywhere.
And aren’t you aware that you have to continuously repeat the best jokes before they become funny?
May 26, 2010 at 9:45 pm
[/family guy]
May 27, 2010 at 2:33 am
I noticed you used “troll” twice. I guess you pulled the extra one out of the same dimension to which the missing “mauled” went.
And I’m not a guy.
May 27, 2010 at 8:34 am
Sure you aren’t.
May 27, 2010 at 9:27 am
Well, technically, you’re just a name to us. Unless you live in the same country as one of us. In which case: How you doin’?
May 27, 2010 at 10:04 am
I live in the US, how about you? I’m a little starstruck right now that y’all are talking to me.
May 27, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Silly new person.
You think we have anything better to do?
May 27, 2010 at 1:28 pm
Probably, but that stuff takes too much effort.
May 27, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Just ’cause blackbirdofpeace ain’t male, doesn’t mean blackbirdofpeace is female either… ZING!
Also, Arreh, maybe I didn’t come up with the joke, but I used it first, and that made you start with it too. So in that sense, it was my joke.
May 27, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Nope, I’ve been doing it for ages. You may have set off my recent spree, but it was totally through my own free will.
Your logic is irrelevant LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA.
And you mean to say The Newcomer (their name takes too much effort) is like light – both a wave and a particle at the same time?
Italics would have worked better, but one doesn’t really notice them nowadays.
(and yes, I know light is actually neither a wave or particle, it merely has both particle-and-wave-like properties, but shh)
May 27, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Whats with these males and females and males pretending to be females and females pretending to be males?
May 28, 2010 at 2:19 am
Ooh, you got me dude. I thought my becoming irrational and belligerent once a month meant I’m a woman, but it turns out I’m only a werewolf.
May 28, 2010 at 5:10 pm
THC seems to be losing steam. It’s been…well, a long time since anyone posted. Where are you?! And when do I get dragged to the basement?! Putzy, did you not even notice your 800 get?
May 28, 2010 at 8:10 pm
It’s not losing steam, it’s just that this topic is getting boring. Speaking of that, I need a werewolf to help me dig up the gold I hid in Dublin. Care to help me?
May 28, 2010 at 10:23 pm
Surely you could just get the leprechauns to- ah, wait a minute, this must be leprechaun gold. No wonder you need the werewolf help.
I wasn’t aware you were in that line of business, Corporal.
May 28, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Well, you see ever since the Great Nut War ended I became embroiled in certain… pusuits of that vein. ‘Course, Brazil Nut incursions put a stop to me continueing my “hobby”, but that doesn’t matter at the moment. You see, I had come into possesion of several kilograms of leprechaun gold and I needed a safe place to hide it. I decided to try and get a hold of some of them, but when I did, they double-crossed me! It turns out the gold had been stolen from them long ago by my grandfather, and they sought to take it back. Long story short, I’ve been sent to Dublin to investigste rumours of Brazil Nut spies, and I will not leave until I have that gold back! They have sealed it in an ancient leprechaun tomb, with powerful enchantments put upon it, allowing only leprechauns and werewolves to enter. I imagine they think this is hilarious, as the only way I could retreive it is if I became a werewolf. But that’s where blackbird comes in…
May 29, 2010 at 1:23 am
Though I do not speak of it often, I have experience in the matters of leprechauns. Thus I devote to you the full assets of my estate in pursuit of this goal. Use my television well.
May 29, 2010 at 2:19 am
What a serendipitous occurrence! I specialize in leprechaun tombs! Also sex dungeons, storm cellars, prothean ruins, fallout shelters, broom closets, etc.
Midget, get the tv, this will work very nicely…
Corporal Peanut, if we do this, what’s my cut? I propose full THC membership (with probationary rights and privileges) and birthday wishes from the entire crew on my birthday this year. And a small percentage of any lucky charms recovered, proportional to the actual danger I encounter.
May 29, 2010 at 3:55 am
Well, blackbird, I can get you a recommendation for Hiatus Crew membership, as well as a quarter of any excess loot we gain. I believe that is a fair deal. Now then, we must plan our infiltration carefully, as the treasure is no doubt gaurded by leprechaun guards. If we use Midget’s television to distract them, you can jump through the enchantments and deactivate the magical field. If you don’t know how, I’ll loan you my Manual of Magical Enchantments.
All things considered (let’s not forget that I’m supposed to be, you know, protecting highly contested neutral ground) I think that we could be safe just winging it.
May 29, 2010 at 10:53 am
I’m pretty good at winging it, pun intended.
MyDays tells me that the week after next is auspicious.
With the right timing, we won’t need a plan.
I’ll simply charge in, teeth bared, and rend limb from tiny limb any leprechaun who dares oppose us.
Sound good?
May 29, 2010 at 12:27 pm
You are aware that Leprechaun gold is – in this recession we have – now approximately 90% silver, right?
Just giving you the heads up, B-Bop.
Though I suppose, if this is old gold, then it may well be more pure. Just wouldn’t want you to die horrifically by touching all that silver.
And Corporal, I’m aware you’re capable of handling yourself, but keep in mind that werewolves can be a bit crazy. If tries to eat you, I’m sure it’s nothing personal.
May 29, 2010 at 12:53 pm
B-hop…I like that.
I leave the looting up to Corporal Peanut, it’s his gold (alloy), so as long as he doesn’t turn on me and shoot me with it…somehow, I should be fine.
But he would never do that, right? Just as I would never turn on and subsequently consume Corporal Peanut (regardless of his tasty name), or any other member of THC.
At least, as far as I am able to control my id…
You’re right, Arreh. Corporal Peanut should be very careful.
May 29, 2010 at 3:52 pm
*B-bop. (Text predictor changed my post to gibberish. FAIL.)
May 29, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Werewolves? That’s why I always wear a suit of silver under my underpants. Also, garlic necklace for extra safety!
May 29, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Garlic clashes with my favourite jacket, so I find it easier to never sleep in the same place twice. And daily plastic surgery.
May 29, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Garlic is for vampires, Michael. I ain’t skurda no garlic.
May 29, 2010 at 8:06 pm
Arreh- I think B-Bop will be fine, but just in case I’m going to pack a revolver with several silver bullets. Just to be safe.
Also, I believe the gold is (mostly) pure, as the leprechauns said the gold had been stolen “long ago”. Exactly how long is up for debate, but I think that I should be the one handling the gold.
May 29, 2010 at 9:13 pm
As I said, the gold belongs to Corporal Peanut, all I ask is for membership and happy birthdays where applicable. And perhaps, eventually, recognition as a female.
May 29, 2010 at 9:51 pm
I thought you traded the right to be female for being a werewolf?
And you have to earn invitations from each of THC, not just old Peanut over there, B-bop.
Pull this stunt off, persuade the good Corporal to cut me in on some of your dirty Leprechaun money, and you can have my vote, no problem.
May 29, 2010 at 10:13 pm
What’s that? You want my invite to become a Hiatus member? You have a higher chance to access area 51(if you do, you’ll get my invite)!
May 29, 2010 at 10:25 pm
That’s… some interesting probability maths right there.
May 29, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Corporal Peanut, it is in your best interests to help me get Arreh’s approval. Here’s why:
I’m a werewolf dammit. I make a staunch and loyal ally, and a very churlish enemy.
Also: I am a girl, even if Arreh won’t allow me to claim it.
Michael: I have been to Area 51, and I brought you this awesome alien blaster.
Midget: you make me lol.
May 29, 2010 at 11:16 pm
blackbirdofpeace, why are you forwarding it so much that you’re a girl?
May 30, 2010 at 6:31 am
Michael; would you like to be denied your very gender? I just want you guys to get your pronouns right should you feel the need to refer to me. But if it doesn’t come up, then never mind. The last thing I want is to make anyone uncomfortable by insisting on a point of contention. I just want to hang out and chat with a group of people who challenge me and amuse me in a way that no one I know in RL does.
I sense hostility from you. Why?
May 30, 2010 at 7:47 am
Aaaaaaaaaagh, I just drank several beers and realized I was too uptight! Sorry Michael. I lose perspective at times. I need a humor fix…guys, you’re the best. All of you, I mean it. I don’t think I can match the Crew’s level of awesomeness, but if you suffer me to remain I may have some humble contribution to make.
May 30, 2010 at 10:30 am
Luckily, B-bop, if we only ever refer to you as B-bop and use no pronouns, we can avoid all conflict.
And Michael’s lovely really, but simply confused as to your intentions with being a girl.
In other news, the moon is waning, as is my interest in B-bop being a werewolf. You know I only managed to be a cyber-pirate/ninja for a few weeks on here? Later on I was head of the ministry of Love, then the leader of the Italics cult, but that only lasted like a day, tops.
Point is, being on here will change who you are. I hope you’re ready for it.
[cue Doctor Who music, because it is dramatic and I like it]
May 30, 2010 at 10:52 am
My point was, that your gender really doesn’t matter. Also I could say that I’m sorry for taking you for one of those extremely irritating Internet women, who REALLY want to make the point that they’re females, only to bask in the attention they will get from male users, and I hate that crap. As it turns out you’re not one of them, you can have half of my invite(you need to do something that will dazzle me to get the other half)!
May 30, 2010 at 11:21 am
Whew. After Irrelevant Spam (or should I call her “Biggest Hypocrite of All Time), I guess I really can’t blame you for being wary of me.
Arreh, I am SO ready to be changed as I am rather bored with being a werewolf. I suck at it anyway. As my name clearly states, I am not quite bloodthirsty enough to be a successful predator. Other werewolves laugh at me. My diet consists primarily of sashimi and energy drinks.
May 30, 2010 at 11:39 am
Welcome to the world of Hiatus, B-bop! Here you can be anything you want(but only for a brief moment)!
May 30, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Thank you, Michael it’s lovely to be here! Are you officially extending the other half of your invite? And if so, is it rude to ask which part of what I said sufficiently dazzled you?
Arreh, I’m pretty sure the cult of italics is extant. Unless I’m the only one who sees this? And also, I thought you were the entire Ministry. Either way, I submit to your authority on love and italics. Btw, did I get your invite?
Don’t know when the rest of the crew will show up. I went to the website, but there were like cobwebs and dust and chirping crickets.
May 30, 2010 at 12:23 pm
B-bop, I only welcomed you to our world, not into our Crew. So, yeah, you could always write a 100 word essay about the Crew’s history, or somehow get our website running again, to get the other half of my invite and thus a full membership in the Crew! And then there’s always Premium membership…
May 30, 2010 at 1:07 pm
It is GMT minus 5 hours in my time zone, and I am nocturnal, so I am getting very sleepy. But tomorrow is a holiday here and I don’t have to work, so I may submit my essay then. Or I may spend the time thinking of other ways to dazzle you. Gnite!
May 30, 2010 at 1:19 pm
B-bop, you obviously do not understand what Ministry of Love refers to, which means son I am disappoint.
To even have any chance of getting my invite, you must first find out what the Ministry of Love means, and report back within 24 hours.
May 30, 2010 at 1:25 pm
Have a good one, B-bop!
May 30, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Guhhhhhh, sleep is postponed as I cannot bear for you to be disappoint, Arreh. Ministry of Love is a 1984 reference, meant ironically in that it employed use of torture to enforce love of Big Brother. I haven’t read it since middle school, but as you are such a fan I assure you I will reread it. But probably not today as I am starting to go cross-eyed from sleep-deprivation. Not as young as I once was, you know.
May 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm
Not exactly a huge fan (preferred Brave New World), but it’s an important reference in its meaningless use.
There’s a good B-bop, sleep now.
May 30, 2010 at 7:09 pm
CRAP! I just spilled my energy drink all over the damn room. Hey Michael, it occurs to me to wonder about premium membership and what is included. Hm? Depending on your response, I may compose 200 words or possibly end gang violence in South Memphis.
May 30, 2010 at 7:56 pm
How about you end gang violence in South Memphis in 200 words?
May 30, 2010 at 8:34 pm
Well I would, but now that I think about it gang violence is really the only thing South Memphis has going for it. The economy is based on it. If I ended it, what would Yo Gotti and 3 Six Mafia rap about?
May 30, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Whoops, those guys are from the North Side.
May 30, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Oh B-bop, an elemental mistake.
In other news, I now plan on typing every third word backwards. Starting after now. For at tsael the next eerht posts.
I dnemmocer no one esle does the emas, for the ekas of all ruo sanity.
May 30, 2010 at 10:51 pm
I love it, Herra. It wakes me right up. My name is eceapofdribkcalb!
May 31, 2010 at 10:23 am
You yllatot screwed up ruoy name, by eht way.
And tahw are you gniod – you have a crazy pattern gniog on there.
Tub at least er’uoy trying, that’s eht main thing.
(Dna yes, I’m gniyrrac on from ym last post)
May 31, 2010 at 11:06 am
Oh noooooo….
Epic fail.
I wasn’t following a pattern, per your recommendation, I just wanted to do our names because I thought it would be funny.
Instead I have dishonored myself.
I am not worthy of the name ecaepfodribkcalb.
May 31, 2010 at 12:24 pm
It’s a lucky thing. If we could actually hear each other, that would have been a bitch to pronounce.
Only gone two days and I nearly missed the recommendation thing! Madam Crow, you shall have my recommendation, under the condition that your next ten posts be in Iambic Pentameter! Good luck…
May 31, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Er’uoy crazy! She’ll reven do it!
May 31, 2010 at 4:54 pm
To get premium membership, please make Arreh stop screwing my eyes with his shitty backwards text! God damn it!
May 31, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Ah, finally, my three-post-penitence is complete.
Okay, B-bop, you may continue earning our recommendations.
June 1, 2010 at 12:33 am
Father thinks the woman should return to the kitchen. He’s very old fashioned.
June 1, 2010 at 2:51 am
I have no culinary expertise.
The kitchen is the last place I should go.
June 1, 2010 at 4:00 am
Father insists, he seems very persischhhnm -n-fACGH
TITS OR GTFO LOLOLOLOLOLjmgnfvchshb
I apologise for that, my father saw what I was writing and felt the need to modify it.
June 1, 2010 at 5:31 am
Before I flash my goods I have to ask
Will doing so impress you, Putzy 4,
Sufficiently to gain approval thence?
(To self: is this approval really worth
My self-respect? I think not) Nay, good sir
Content yourself with other boobs than mine
I would forsooth not be a one-night-stand
As I intend to stick around a while.
June 1, 2010 at 6:13 am
Two so far. This one’s got skill. No offense to you other talentless Bozos, of course.
I may join in the metric task I set. The challenge seems like one I would enjoy.
So then, Madam Blackbird, answer thus:
What is the motivation to join us?
June 1, 2010 at 6:54 am
If Living in Oblivion is hard
Then Living without Nondrick’s harder still
The only thing that seems to fill the void
Is ell-em-ay-oh at Hiatus Crew
June 1, 2010 at 9:47 am
How’s my son doing? And guys, don’t forget about the last chick who roamed our sacred shit-stained halls.
June 1, 2010 at 10:32 am
Holy fucking hell, it’s Putzy 3!
You sir are a rock star in my eyes
Your tales are pure comedic mastery
They used to keep me laughing ’til I cried.
June 1, 2010 at 10:52 am
I cannot be swayed by petty flattery. On an unrelated note, you have my vote. My son is not old enough to vote on new members yet.
June 1, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Putzy 3 has given me his vote!
The awesomeness of that just blows my mind
If only I can get through 5 more posts…
Um, uh,
da Dum da Dum da Dum da Dum da Dum
June 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm
3 more shall now be added to your count, though the last I should now rightly disregard.
But due to the hilarity it brought, it shall be let through, past without a thought.
These rhyming couplets difficult though to form, are greater challenge to me from the norm.
June 1, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Your rhymes fuckin fail
you can’t accept
just how awesome I am
and how you’re losing the bet
June 1, 2010 at 5:57 pm
If we shadows have offended
Think but this, and all is mended:
That you have but slumber’d here;
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Arreh shall restore amends.
Bitches check my flow, you see
that I don’t need to use no
Iambic Pentameter
When stealing from the leader;
Truth, I choose to rear, in here
The poetry of Shakespeare.
I think in future
I won’t suture
These shit lines
In my rhymes –
Let the master
Do it faster
(but just wait
– get it straight –
who’s the greatest
the best, freshest
slickest at this,
finds it a diss,
don’t need pause
breath, thought, cause:
the beat flows
their breath slows
who steps up
claims the cup –
in this group,
in the loop
Hiatus
Crew, us
righteous
mighteous
Gs in hoe
town, this schmoe
town. What I
Mean is by
My rhymes I
Want to fry
Your brains and
See who’s the best)
Iambic Pentameter time! Who’s the
Best rhymer, is what I was getting at.
June 2, 2010 at 12:43 am
Ok then. That wasn’t confusing or dragged out at all.
June 2, 2010 at 12:45 am
Dad! Stop trying to take over! I need to learn how to run the family business, and you aren’t helping!
June 2, 2010 at 1:42 am
Midget52, this task is hard
Methinks I make a shitty sort of bard
June 2, 2010 at 8:20 am
And with the sixth comment past, I commune
Your rhythmic style caters for no tune.
Luckily, the task that I have set
Is drawing to a close, limits near met.
June 2, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Arreh, you’re a puckish kind of guy!
The end of your last comment made me lol.
June 2, 2010 at 2:06 pm
I really hate having to do rhymes here.
I think I waste my time fitting the words.
Also I sometimes do not rhyme them. Or
Even put them in couplets, so they end
On an odd number of lines. Syllables.
June 2, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Destiny,
Has cheated me,
By
Forcing me to decide upon,
The woman that I idolize
Or the hands of an, automaton.
Without these hands,
I can’t complete,
the opera that was captivating her,
But if I keep them,
And she marries him,
He probably won’t,
Want me dating her.
Cookie for reference.
June 2, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Well, Midget never said it had to rhyme
That’s why I have to say we’re doing fine
If sometimes our posts rhyme and sometimes not
No one could truly say we haven’t tried
June 2, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Ah hell, I’m doing that whole song now.
A deal’s a deal, even with a dirty dealer!
Very well, then I’ll take what I want from Leela!
Leela, has promised me her hand!
Fry, you do not understand!
*Leela steps into spotlight*
I should have revealed I’d been deafened by bender
The shame! The shame!
But I feared you’d stop writing this musical splendor
Deception’s the curse of my whimsical gender.
He gave me mechanical ears,
effective though just a bit garish,
In return, without shedding a tear, I agreed to give him my haaaaaaaaand…
*Robot Devil steps forward*
In mariaaaaaaaage!
*Fry and Leela gasp*
Leela:
That isn’t what I meant!
That isn’t what I signed!
You should have checked the wording in the fiiiine!
Print.
RD:
I will marry her now and confine her to hell
How droll! How droll!
Where Styx is a river, and not just a band
Though they will play at our reception if all goes as planned…
UNLESS FRY, YOU SURRENDER, MYYYY HAND!
Fry:
Destiny,
Has cheated me,
By
Forcing me to decide upon,
The woman that I idolize
Or the hands of an, automaton.
Without these hands,
I can’t complete,
the opera that was captivating her,
But if I keep them,
And she marries him,
He probably won’t,
Want me dating her.
Priest:
By the power vested in me by the state of new New Yoooork!
No! Stop! Take my hands! You evil, metal, dooooork!
June 2, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Son, that’s not how men rap. That’s called plagiarism.
June 2, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Sorry dad.
June 2, 2010 at 3:33 pm
That’s all right, son, just don’t do it again.
Also, your dog died.
June 2, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Futurama references! Kick ass!
Leela is my favorite of all time
Though Bender can’t be beat for funny quips
I’d quote one but it wouldn’t fit the rhyme
June 3, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Sorry for the triple post, you guys
I really have to get this over with
June 3, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Done and DONE! Oh yeah!
Hm…you guys have all gone somewhere without me, haven’t you?
June 3, 2010 at 1:17 pm
Heheheheheheehehehehe
We are hiding.
*hide*
Midget52’s knee is in my back, though 😦
June 3, 2010 at 1:18 pm
Nooo, I didn’t want an actual smiley there. But shhh now, Arreh.
June 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
The person who fixes the italics gets a rap and a TALE dedicated to them.
June 3, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Arreh, you and Midget come out of there THIS INSTANT. Now go play outside like normal people.
Putzy, what is this power you have over me? I haven’t the faintest idea how to even BEGIN to fix the italics, but I feel like I might stay up for the next three days trying to figure it out.
I love TALES!
June 3, 2010 at 3:15 pm
June 3, 2010 at 3:16 pm
Ooops.
June 3, 2010 at 3:34 pm
ESP much? I get you, Arreh.
I…get you, man.
June 3, 2010 at 5:52 pm
Hey, I try my best.
On a side note, B-bop is pretty awesome. She totally wins my invite.
June 4, 2010 at 12:59 am
Yay! I ❤ you, Arreh! So I think I have 3.5 votes now: Putzy's, Arreh's, and hopefully Midget's since I did make it through 10 comments in iambic pentameter. And half of Michael's.
Where did Michael go? Hiding?
June 4, 2010 at 7:42 am
Yes, and most certainly not in my basement. Who said he was? If you tell anyone I’ll kill you! I want my lawyer!
June 4, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Sorry, I capped my internet two days before it renewed. Congratulations Blackbird! You have won my invite. Though I have never heard the word puckish before… Hmmmmm….
June 4, 2010 at 12:41 pm
A healthy disregard for the english language is always handy, so B-bop does well there.
June 4, 2010 at 12:42 pm
I didn’t make it up, I swear!! That’s right, I know stuff.
June 4, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Wiktionary!!
June 4, 2010 at 1:07 pm
puckish\PUHK-ish\ , adjective;
1.Whimsical; mischievous; impish.
Damn, this one’s adroit. I would have sanctioned your invite just for that display of linguistic aptitude.
Right, I’m done. I, too, know stuff.
June 4, 2010 at 10:19 pm
He was quoting Robin Goodfellow, aka Puck. So I said he’s puckish.
June 4, 2010 at 10:22 pm
So you see, it worked on two levels.
Sorry. I’ll stop now.
June 5, 2010 at 1:21 am
…
If you ever write a book, please send me a copy.
June 5, 2010 at 11:11 am
Of course, Midgie. It will be a most awesome sort of a book, transcending genre and defying milieu. It will be truly universal, relatable by every living man, woman, child, hermaphrodite, and Goat. It shall be about love, loss, robots, and all the truly universal themes. And you shall be a key character.
Look for it in about 25 years. I’m very lazy.
June 5, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Twenty five years, you say? Wait right there, I’ll be back in a few seconds…
*Interesting sounds that are in no way related to time travel*
And I’m back! Great book by the way.
June 5, 2010 at 7:48 pm
Peanut, your very presence in the future has affected it.
Now I HAVE to write the book. Damn.
June 6, 2010 at 6:40 am
Be sure you portray me accurately. Be sure to capture my washboard abs, how by biceps ripple and bulge at the seams of my shirt. Also my incredible intellect, my completely positive personality, my profession as astronaut-slash-mountain climber-slash-quantum physicist. And glasses.
Very little of that was true.
June 6, 2010 at 7:10 am
Glasses are HOT!
June 6, 2010 at 7:40 am
I agree completely! Flattery will get you everywhere.
June 6, 2010 at 8:03 am
You’re adorable. I feel affection for you, Midgie.
And I already know about the dead babies, so that can’t pop up and surprise me at an awkward moment.
June 6, 2010 at 8:36 am
Peanut, since you visited the future I don’t suppose you brought back the cure for chronic italics?
June 6, 2010 at 9:22 am
The journey to cure italics is not in time. It is one inside yourself.
Yes, I’m talking about venturing through your intestines.
June 6, 2010 at 12:47 pm
On that note…
I probably won’t be the one who fixes this.
June 6, 2010 at 8:12 pm
I would have thought you’d have overcome your fear of the human intestines in Putzy’s cellar.
June 7, 2010 at 9:28 am
Arreh, you do not mention that place!
How *bash* many *smash* times *bam* must we tell you *once more for good measure*.
BBOP, nice to meet you. Also, don’t refer to him as midgie. He’ll get upset. And sulky. You won’t like him when he’s sulky.
On a side note, since intestines were mentioned, has anyone here done anything interesting over the weekend? The most awesome part of my weekend was discovering that my internet limit reset on monday…
June 7, 2010 at 10:25 am
Wait, so you’re telling me I can’t mention Putzy’s *smack* Cellar *crash* ever? *crack*
And had friends round, nothing much. Got a maths exam today that I should be revising for.
June 7, 2010 at 11:38 am
English exam tomorrow. Where is your god now?
June 7, 2010 at 11:57 am
Oh dear. @Midget, sorry if I caused offense.
@KingFrozen, I’m honored to meet you!
@Arreh, I like how you say “maths.” We don’t have that word here. Also, is revising like studying?
Glad you had a good weekend.
Mine was a bit crappy as my 360 ate my level 50 Mordecai character on Borderlands.
June 7, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Kingfrozen underestimates my capacity for vague, maturity-like emotions. You may call me Midgie, if you wish. Of course, only one may refer to me as such at any one time, lest the universe be torn asunder.
It has taken me nearly half an hour to send this comment. Treasure it, as with the way my connection is going, I may not been seen in a while.
June 7, 2010 at 1:00 pm
DIBS ON MIDGIE!
Midgie, don’t go…
June 7, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Maths was easy, yes, revising is your studying, and no, you don’t get dibs on anything.
Is B-bop a fully fledged foundling in the Hiatus Crew now, then?
Because she’s pretty great, and even her shortest comments somehow manage to thaw our cold, icy hearts of coldice.
June 7, 2010 at 7:15 pm
😀
Arreh, well done! I doubt I would find maths easy.
I sure can talk pretty though. That’s one thing I have going for me!
Actually, I don’t really talk that pretty. I have a bit of a southern drawl. Oh no…I must have SOMETHING going for me…
June 7, 2010 at 7:49 pm
Oh, I know what! Arreh thinks I’m great! That’s something HUGE that I have in my favor.
Thank you, Arreh. Your approval has saved my Monday.
And I defer to your seniority in the matter of Midgie.
June 8, 2010 at 12:02 pm
You actually care what Arreh thinks about you? Wow. Are the people here like, whats the word…
what do you have like 3000 of on facebook? pages… groups… statuses… FRIENDS!
Thats it! You think we are friends? This is the internet! We are all homosexuals who want to make windchimes out of your genitals. Isn’t that right guys?
…
Guys? Hello?
*tumbleweed*
June 8, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Je do not comprends.
But he’s right, this is the internet. You must not care too much.
June 8, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Care? About you guys? Please. That’s what my RL friends and family are for.
You guys are merely an interesting diversion…
*sob*
June 8, 2010 at 2:59 pm
It’s hard, but that’s the path you need to take.
Hey, maybe if you pretend for long enough, it’ll become the actuality.
June 9, 2010 at 11:32 am
Yeah! We could all move in together! And start a family. With a dungeon! Wait.. scratch that.
With a laundry! With chain hanging 3ft from the ceiling which is 9ft tall. And with the odd hook on the wall that can disconnect. But the room would need to be sound proof. I make a lot of noise when I… launder.
Lemme show you..
*chainsaw grinding interspersed with shrieks of agony and horror*
See? Nobody wants to hear that. Also, we need a projector TV because they can be huge and still look focused.
June 9, 2010 at 12:02 pm
DIBS ON THE TV!
I want to play Fallout: New Vegas on it. Just while you’re busy with the “laundry” of course.
June 9, 2010 at 2:08 pm
I really feel the love guys! Let’s all go into my basement for…drinks. Flavoured drinks!
June 9, 2010 at 9:14 pm
After B-bop, of course. Ladies first.
June 10, 2010 at 11:29 am
Hm, flavors? I like flavors…
*descends into basement*
…………………………………….
June 10, 2010 at 8:59 am
Right, I waited nearly an hour for the page to load. This is gonna be good.
I find this place good for discovering people whom I can pester to allow me to resupply on my eventual round-the-world trip. We’re very multicultural.
Let’s see, we have (Including members not present):
-4 Australians
-An Eastern European
-Two Americans (One urban, one Southern)
-An Englishman (I think)
-Other people
…
Maybe not so multicultural. Is anyone here from a non-Western country?
June 10, 2010 at 11:36 am
Guys…I’m back. I think I had a horrible nightmare that I can’t recall. And I’m all battered and bloody like a super mutant made sweet love to me with a gatling laser then threw me down three flights of stairs. WTF happened…head hurts…
June 10, 2010 at 2:50 pm
It, uh, it’s best if you don’t speak about it.
And yes, I’m an Englishman, so you’re welcome to come into my castle and replenish your supplies on your journey.
We’ve got a whole spare flat (2 bedrooms, bathroom, study, kitchen) around the side of our house that we never use, so you can stay up there. No one would even know you were here (and we have an “understanding” with the local police, so if you need some “help”, just “say” so).
June 10, 2010 at 3:52 pm
The Putzingburg residence is always open to members of the Crew. The basement is open at night as well. We have never been robbed.
So. Guys. How about a sleep over at my place?
June 10, 2010 at 8:27 pm
Actually, I’m pretty sure I’m Canadian. Unless America annexed Canada while I wasn’t looking. Sadly being Canadian means the only thing I own of interest would be my vast underground fortress disguised as a maple syrup factory. We don’t get that many visitors.
June 11, 2010 at 10:54 am
Hm… Arreh, I know we have had our differences in the past but I wanna be British toooooo!
Can you teach me? PLZPLZPLZPLZPLZ!!
June 11, 2010 at 11:18 am
Come now, kingfrozen, wouldn’t you rather I teach you how to be Southern? It’s really awesome because people massively underestimate your intelligence based on your accent. I can teach you that accent!
And also they assume you’re a racist.
Hm…disregard. None of that is the least bit awesome.
Arreh, teach me how to be British too! Plzplzplzplz etc.
June 11, 2010 at 3:01 pm
>.> You’ve degraded into pathetic nothings. No wonder Michael and dupersude are no longer about.
Also, I’m Cornish, which resides NEXT TO England.
June 11, 2010 at 10:12 pm
>>Implying the Hiatus Crew could actually degrade.
And of course I can teach you guys to be British. I’ll just give the queen a quick ring and she can give you all knighthoods over the weekend.
Then we’ll have tea and scones, and ta da! You now know the basics of being British.
June 12, 2010 at 4:00 am
youjustlostit, you degraded with us. THERE IS NO ESCAPE
June 12, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I don’t feel degraded. I feel pretty frickin great!
June 12, 2010 at 1:57 pm
I feel slightly dizzy!
Just to be clear, it IS the Southern US, right?
June 12, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Yep, southern US, home of the king thankyaverramuch.
I think I need a list or a soundoff or something because I’m having trouble getting the hiatus crew geography straight.
Arreh is English,
Putzy is Australian,
Peanut is Canadian,
I’m American…
that’s all I really know.
Guys?
June 12, 2010 at 1:57 pm
Air hair-lair. (oh, hello)
Am i successfully british now?
And degraded? like that chick in my laundry?
June 12, 2010 at 1:58 pm
Awesome. We updated at the same time! If I didn’t know better…
*Runs and checks windows*
Nevermind.
June 12, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Oh, I fully accept that I am as degraded as you. It saddens me.
B-Bop: Cornwall is in the South of England.
Frozen: You stole that from a hilarious play, didn’t you? Also, no – she’s DECOMPOSED.
June 12, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Thank you, but I know where Cornwall is, silly :b
I just hadn’t realized you are Joey. I’m slow today, okay?
So that’s two Brits, a Canuck, and an Aussie that I’m sure of…and myself, a southern belle. Ah dew decleah!
Charmed to meet you Joey 🙂
June 12, 2010 at 3:38 pm
I’m sure you are. >.>
June 12, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Can you teach me to be Cornish?
June 12, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Simply done. Refuse to believe Cornwal is part of any other county, it is a country of its own. Develop a deep love of pasties. Use phrases like “my lover” and speak as such: “It were me tra’er (tractor) that hit it, it were.” Boast proudly of your heritage, and call anyone from Plymouth a “janner”. Support England in the World Cup though.
June 12, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Wow, that sounds deeply awesome!
It’s funny, but being Cornish sounds quite a lot like being southern in the US. Interesting parallels…
June 12, 2010 at 4:07 pm
I bet they are interesting. >.>
June 12, 2010 at 4:13 pm
You’re quite cagey, aren’t you. Mysterious…
June 12, 2010 at 4:14 pm
You’re quite nice aren’t you? Too nice… >.>
June 12, 2010 at 4:20 pm
What, you don’t like nice people?
June 12, 2010 at 4:21 pm
They’re suspicious, m’dear.
June 12, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Oh, you with your suspicions. If being a mean would make me less suspicious, then I’m sad for the state of the world.
I am what I am. I’ve been a less upbeat person in my life, and I didn’t like myself then. I realized it takes more courage, and speaks better for my character, to be more positive, compassionate, open-minded and open-hearted.
Lest you think I am a wide-eyed naïf, I assure you I am not. I simply choose to be what you call “too nice” because I like myself better that way, and I’ve found that quite often you get what you give.
June 12, 2010 at 4:34 pm
… So you say. >.> But, tell me this, because I forget – how old are you?
June 12, 2010 at 4:40 pm
You don’t forget, because I never said.
I am 29, I will be 30 this Halloween. And you?
June 12, 2010 at 4:43 pm
Hah! I’m 13, I’ll be 14 this July. So, born on Halloween, eh?
June 12, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Wow, you’re younger than I thought.
Yep, I was born on Halloween and I have a twin brother so my parents liked to joke that they got a trick and a treat!
June 12, 2010 at 4:55 pm
I get that a lot. Hm… which is which, huh?
June 12, 2010 at 5:02 pm
Bahahahahaha! I used to wonder that a lot. It was never specified…
XD
So when in July is your birthday? My mother and my sister-in-law are both Cancers, and I get along quite well with them.
June 12, 2010 at 5:04 pm
=D Right on the edge between Cancer and Leo – 23rd July. I usually count myself as Leo however.
June 12, 2010 at 5:21 pm
I like cusp people. They’re a bit complicated. Also, my moon is in Leo so…you know, I get it. The Leo mentality. Very warm and generous, Leos.
Betcha can’t tell I used to be heavily into astrology 🙂
Waaaaay back when I was your age…
So I might be just a lil freaked out if I turn out to be the oldest person here, especially if it’s by a sizable margin…
June 13, 2010 at 4:55 am
Well you’re definitely older than me, I’m only 16.
Legal.
June 13, 2010 at 8:22 am
I bet you are B-Bop. And the only female. And very, VERY, nice. I smell A PEDOOOOO. xD
June 13, 2010 at 9:32 am
I’m glad you look out for yourself, Joey. I hope my step-daughter will be as smart about these things as you are when she’s your age.
June 13, 2010 at 10:26 am
Dammit. I enjoyed being in the top two oldest here. Well, back to being an immature sod, I guess.
My internet’s back, by the way. Also, I use the term “Sod” to mean “Clump of dirt”, not the other meaning.
June 13, 2010 at 10:32 am
Eh, I’m kidding, you’re probably a nice enough young lady, and it’s not like we’re gonna give you our home addresses anyways. :p Step daughter you say? How old is she now?
June 13, 2010 at 10:43 am
She’s 8. She’s really awesome. I’m raising her right if I say so myself. She’s smart and hilarious and loves video games.
And thank you for calling me young 🙂
June 13, 2010 at 10:45 am
Well, how modest of you. xD Reminds me of my step-sister. Also, 30 IS young. Wait until you’re 42. Or, 60, like my dad’ll be this year.
June 13, 2010 at 10:33 am
Well. Midgie, how old are you? And who is the oldest? And how old is the oldest?
June 13, 2010 at 10:46 am
Give me 17 days and I can vote. Dupersude is about a year or so older than me. And the rest of the crew are little whippersnappers who don’t know how good they got it, dag nabbit!
June 13, 2010 at 10:58 am
Ooooooooooohhhh… (pained moan)
I feel so ooooold…
Maybe I can be the hiatus crew den mother or something.
Just call me mama b-bop…
June 13, 2010 at 11:04 am
You ain’t ma mother! xD
June 13, 2010 at 11:15 am
True, Joey. And I really have no desire whatsoever to boss you around or make you eat vegetables. So yeah. I’m still just b-bop.
June 13, 2010 at 11:20 am
Hmm. Due to a comment made by Putzy, I’m curious as to your physical appearance. Would you be willing to share?
June 13, 2010 at 11:03 am
June 13, 2010 at 11:24 am
Age is an abstract here, B-Bop. All our respective situations are a moot point in the face of the anonymity of the internet. For example:
I live in Australia, have twelve cats and must eat twelve kilos of butter a day or the ants will take over.
I live in Tenochtitlan, where I work as a fishmonger whilst simultaneously solving supernatural mysteries with my kooky canine sidekick. I recently aquired a boat licence, allowing me to actually catch fish to sell.
I live in Peru, the perfect place for my rocket base, from which I intend to launch a intercontinental ballistic missile at the suburb of Kemang, Jakarta, due to a past misdemeanour.
Any part of those stories could be true.
June 13, 2010 at 11:26 am
Except for the butter thing. I don’t like butter that much.
June 13, 2010 at 11:47 am
@Joey: to which Putzy comment are you referring? I don’t mind sharing, if you promise not to use what you learn to steal my identity.
I am 5’5″ tall, weigh 106 lbs, have long black hair, brown eyes, and medium light skin tone. My father is of English descent and my mother is Cherokee.
I have a birthmark and three tattoos, but I’m not describing them just in case you are planning to steal my identity.
XD
@Midgie: I’m guessing you live down under, but as for the veracity of all that other…no idea.
Isn’t it autumn there? It’s going to be 97 degrees here today.
June 13, 2010 at 11:48 am
It was a comment on MSN. xD Also, I don’t make many promises, but I promise not to steal your identity, m’dear.
June 13, 2010 at 11:56 am
Oh, talking about me behind my back eh? What did he say?
June 13, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Well, I instigated it actually. xD But, he reckons you’re alright, however this is the internet, so you’re “probably fat with slight mutation”. xD
June 13, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Lmfao! Well, I’m not fat, nor am I a mutant.
However, beyond innocent curiosity I don’t see why it matters, since it’s been established that I’m waaaaay too old for even the oldest among you.
June 13, 2010 at 12:45 pm
I most certainly am amazing curious about stuff. And you think that now, but this IS the internet. 😀
June 13, 2010 at 12:58 pm
Hahaha, you have a point. Maybe I’m the only one who’s being honest…
As long as you guys keep making me laugh (and don’t try to stalk/murder me and/or steal my identity) you can all be whatever you want.
😀
June 13, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Well, I’m very good at being racist (but I don’t mean it), and marginally obsessed with Hitler… If you wanna know what I look like, ask away. :p
June 13, 2010 at 1:13 pm
I don’t much care for racism myself as I see it far too often where I live
But I do know how to have a sense of humor about things.
What do you look like?
June 13, 2010 at 1:17 pm
I look… like Ron Weasley apparently. xD http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ddH8w01kuA
June 13, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Hahaha! Cute
🙂
I don’t have any videos on YouTube. Maybe I should get some…
June 13, 2010 at 2:15 pm
You should! Unless you want me to whine at you. >.> *whines*
June 13, 2010 at 2:37 pm
I load up this page, and find about a bajillion new updates. I thought, at last, the Hiatus Crew is coming out of its shell, there’s been a fantastic conversation or something.
But no. It’s just Joey slobbering all over B-bop like a puppy on crack.
You got puppy-slobber all over our site, Joey.
I think, perhaps, Joey needs to pay a visit to the new-generation Putzy.
In other news, I’m getting a Dinner Jacket (Tuxedo to you foreigners), and was just wondering if that particular piece of clothing gave me any specific powers? Obviously capes allow you to fly, silk dressing gowns allow you to be a playboy, and top hats allow you to be British. Anyone know anything about Dinner Jackets?
June 13, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Pah, it’s what I do. And I know they sound cooler when called Tuxedo’s.
June 13, 2010 at 2:52 pm
Arreh! Tuxedos turn you into James Bond!
June 13, 2010 at 2:55 pm
Ah, just as I suspected.
I already have the weapons training, devastating charm, and of course Britishness required.
I suppose the Tuxedo is the final step.
June 13, 2010 at 2:43 pm
I’m severely limited in what I can do at the moment as I am between computers and am therefore doing everything on my mobile phone. Try to imagine for a moment the exquisite frustration of that…
However, I put a pic of myself on my blog, so if you click on my name you should be able to see it…
June 13, 2010 at 3:06 pm
That phone of yours is MUCH too slow. >.> You need a computer.
June 13, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Not that I tried to look at it or anything, but it won’t let me look at it.
Even when I log in with the account I most certainly did not create just for this.
June 13, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Your site’s all protected and the like, m’dear.
June 13, 2010 at 3:21 pm
*sigh*
Sorry for the delay, guys, but I FINALLY got my privacy settings fixed. The blog itself is pointless, it was meant to be private rantings lol so you needn’t waste time on it. But the pic is there, try it again.
June 13, 2010 at 3:23 pm
You look… EVER SO SLIGHTLY Asian. xD
June 13, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Well as I said, my mother is Cherokee…
June 13, 2010 at 3:33 pm
However, assuming that really is you, you’re not bad looking as far as your face. I’m just sayin’.
June 13, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Lol you sweet-talker! I’m not a perfect specimen by, say, Hitler’s standards, but I’m not a fat mutant either.
So that’s me, and you have a face to put with the name.
June 13, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Wooo! HITLER! GODWIN’S LAW! Also, you remind me of my favourite song.
June 13, 2010 at 3:42 pm
June 13, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Is my phone playing tricks? I don’t see anything here…
I’m assuming you pasted song lyrics. Perhaps you’d better just tell me what the song is.
June 13, 2010 at 3:49 pm
I pasted a video. 😛 ‘T’is Walking In Memphis.
June 13, 2010 at 3:56 pm
Ohhh, I like that song.
I love Beale Street, my friends and I used to hang out there a lot when I was a bit younger.
The music’s amazing if you’re a fan of the blues.
June 13, 2010 at 3:57 pm
I’m a fan of everything. :p
June 13, 2010 at 4:03 pm
If you get a chance to, you should go to Beale Street. There are bars all along it and live blues in every one of them.
You know something funny? I’ve never been to Graceland.
June 13, 2010 at 4:15 pm
*grinds teeth*
This would never have been acceptable back in the Golden Age.
June 13, 2010 at 4:17 pm
Hey Arreh, what’s the occasion that requires a tux? Are you getting married?
June 13, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Well, if I get a chane I will. Also, Arreh, shyadupp.
June 13, 2010 at 4:25 pm
A CHANCE.
June 13, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Went to MSN without me again, didn’t you?
June 13, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Me? Well, *I* didn’t. I’ve been waiting for you. >.<
June 13, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Aheheh…sorry. Dozed off and forgot whose turn it was…
June 13, 2010 at 5:31 pm
Okay… this couldn’t have happened in the last sixteen hourns I slept. Excuse me for one…moment…
How did I get a promotion in the last sixteen hours?!
Wait, it’s all coming back to me… There were… leprechauns, and treasure, and time travel and werewolves and Daleks and I’m gonna stop before I go insane.
Anyway, I’m going to try not to miss anything else in the next sixteen hours.
June 13, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Can, and did.
June 13, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Sarge, I hope the gold you got was worth it.
B-bop, it’s just our “prom”. Going with pretty much the hottest girl in school, though, so gotta look the part.
June 13, 2010 at 8:36 pm
>.> School Prom, eh? So, will you be misplacing your cherry, or have you been there done that?
June 13, 2010 at 9:13 pm
Aha, you have a sweet way of putting things.
Not really an issue for me, to be honest. Want her to have a good time, maybe I’ll have gewd tiems after, maybe not. I’ll certainly have a nice after-party, you could say that.
S’life, man.
June 13, 2010 at 11:28 pm
God of war is fun. Also, I’m leaving. I Can’t keep up anymore. I post once and next time I come back there had been 800 MORE COMMENTS. So yeah. I had a great time screwing around here, thanks a lot and I’ll see you in hell! MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!
June 14, 2010 at 2:03 am
Oh I remember prom! It was fun I think, it’s hard to remember though because I drank quite a bit.
Have fun Arreh! Don’t drink and drive! And use protection where necessary!
In other news…I have pizza 🙂
June 14, 2010 at 5:10 am
PIZZA?!
Also, random guy, you will be missed. I remember when you did that thing that you did at the place where you did it. Good times…
Arreh, you bastard! How can you get a girlfriend! You’re on the internet after all. If you’re going to lie at least make her a brazilian supermodel or something.
June 14, 2010 at 5:59 am
@Arreh, which Bond are you?
@kingfrozen, I HAD pizza but the other people in my house ate it all.
Also: I am a Brazilian supermodel!
June 14, 2010 at 6:23 am
ROFLMFAO!!!
Ahem. Sorry. I just posted another pic on my blog that was taken last year on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. In the pic are my mother, me, and…A LEPRECHAUN!
Hey, Sarge, what’s that he’s holding?!
June 14, 2010 at 10:52 am
I’ll probably become Pierce Brosnan, I think, or maybe old Sean Connery.
And sorry, KF, I mean, uh, I haven’t got any friends, and am not going to the prom because, uh, girls explode on contact with me. Does my lying make you feel better?
And B-bop, none of us are quite old enough to drive, though I’m only a few months off. You are definitely pushing for brood mother, I see, though it’ll never work.
June 14, 2010 at 11:01 am
Oh. Sorry 😦
I really wasn’t trying to be your mother, just your friend.
June 14, 2010 at 11:05 am
Did you not see my new pic? Go ahead, I’ll wait…
June 14, 2010 at 6:21 pm
Yes, yes, you look very pretty.
And the two women to your right are also pleasant looking.
June 14, 2010 at 11:53 pm
XD
June 14, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Picture? Alright, I’ll take a…look… Excuse me, I have to make a call.
*numbers dialing*
Bill? Yeah, it’s me; Listen, I need to borrow Jack’s crossbow-…
What do you mean he doesn’t have it?! I thought I told him to- you know what? Never mind, I’ve got another one. Does he still have the silver and cold iron arrows? Good, ’cause our jolly green friend couldn’t stay away from our side of the rainbow.
Meet me in the Shamrock and Thistle, standard transfer procedure. Our mutual friend will be there at 12:23 AM, tonight. Be there with the arrows, and we’ll make sure that the traitor does not cross us again…
Ahem, thank you for waiting.
June 15, 2010 at 6:36 am
holy shit. Its been like, a whole day! Where are you guys? Did i do something wrong? PLEASE COME BACK!
YOUR THE CLOSEST THING I HAVE TO FRIENDS!
Also… you just lost. sorry
June 15, 2010 at 6:41 am
It’s been a few hours… mon ami.
June 15, 2010 at 6:39 am
Hrm. Neat picture. Not meaning anything by this, but your mother doesn’t look much like you.
June 15, 2010 at 10:01 am
I was at work :p
Glad that’s over.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Fallout: New Vegas still MONTHS away…
I need to be entertained in the interim. Get to it, guys.
June 15, 2010 at 10:54 am
Shan’t. You can’t make me.
You’re not my real father.
June 15, 2010 at 11:06 am
Muahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha!
What you just said entertained me exceedingly.
You have fallen right into my trap.
June 15, 2010 at 11:12 am
Thanks for upsetting me right before my big history exam.
When I find myself working the rest of my life in a chippy, I’ll remember this and think of you.
June 15, 2010 at 11:18 am
Aw, don’t be mad, I was just kidding. I wasn’t entertained, not even a little bit, in fact I was very very bored…
What’s a chippy?
June 15, 2010 at 11:19 am
It’s a chip shop.
I won’t really work in one of those.
In other news, I’ve got a summer job working over at CERN.
June 15, 2010 at 11:26 am
That’s not funny, I work in a chip shop…jk, I work for FedEx.
What will you be doing at your job?
June 15, 2010 at 11:39 am
Possibly measuring the light curves of variable stars, at one of the outer observatories in Geneva.
June 15, 2010 at 11:45 am
Wow, that sounds pretty fricking awesome. Where will you stay?
June 15, 2010 at 11:47 am
With my cousins over there.
I mean, obviously I was offered the work because of my superior intelligence, but having contacts over there can’t have hurt.
June 15, 2010 at 11:52 am
Well, congratulations!!! Are you super excited? Did you squeal when you found out? XD
June 15, 2010 at 12:07 pm
I sure as hell would have. Isn’t CERN the guys with the large hardon collider…
shit. I totally did not mean to type that but i made a vow NEVER to delete a word i have typed ito this box. So i wont.
Its a hadron by the way, just if i confused anyone.
June 15, 2010 at 12:25 pm
So many possible responses to that…
😀
Hm. In the end I mustn’t say. I just mustn’t.
June 15, 2010 at 2:47 pm
Do it. Doooo it.
June 15, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Yeah, it’ll be pretty damn great.
Hmmm. My life sounds pretty good, actually.
How’re all you guys doing?
June 15, 2010 at 3:19 pm
You’re epic gay.
June 15, 2010 at 3:49 pm
If by epic gay you meant absolutely fantabulous, then thank you, that means a lot coming from you.
June 15, 2010 at 5:01 pm
… Meh. You’ve outfoxed me.
June 15, 2010 at 5:07 pm
This comment section seems to be kicking my phone’s ass.
June 15, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Nooo! Go B-Bop! Kick his ass!
June 15, 2010 at 5:31 pm
It’ not looking good, Joey. It’s playing tricks on me. Cruel, capricious tricks…
June 15, 2010 at 5:47 pm
KICK HIS SHINY METAL ASS I SAY.
June 15, 2010 at 9:38 pm
When he himself might his quietus make.
June 16, 2010 at 2:21 pm
With what? A bare bodkin? Don’t be ridiculous.
Arreh’s being puckish again. Or, uh…hamletish.
June 16, 2010 at 3:58 am
Only one of you failed the gay test. HA. I said to myself, whowever talks about my final post is gay! The game. You just failed that too.
June 16, 2010 at 5:43 am
Today is (in my world anyway) obligatory plug day!
Has anyone heard of Least I Could Do? Its a web comic. Updates frequently. Started in 2003 so plenty of old ones to read as well.
Linky: http://www.leasticoulddo.com/
June 16, 2010 at 10:28 am
Jaysus and Begorrah! (Whatever that means) We shall have no product placement here! Life’s Good without product placement to bother us Fresh Food People! The Burgers are Better without your all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, onion, on a sesame seed bun. There’s Something Better Every Day!
Right, I’m done.
June 16, 2010 at 11:05 am
Suddenly I’m very hungry…
June 16, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Has anyone else noticed B-Bop’s icon has changed? A little bit suspect, if you ask me…
June 16, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Something to do with a phone?
June 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Stop making sense when hi-jinks may ensue!
June 16, 2010 at 1:24 pm
I’m still me, Midgie. WordPress mobile is giving me shit, not letting me access my dashboard and stuff. It’s taken me upward of 15 minutes to get here the long way.
June 16, 2010 at 1:42 pm
And now the issue seems to have resolved itself. Wtf? I told you it was capricious.
June 16, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Well, yes, I figured as much, but I saw a chance for hi-jinks and I leapt at it. You can’t blame me for trying…
June 16, 2010 at 2:15 pm
No, Midgie, I don’t blame you.
*wistfully*
Hi-jinks would’ve been fun. I just couldn’t think of any…
June 16, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Hi-jinks, ay?
June 16, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Yeah, you know any?
June 16, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Well. There’s YOU AND ME AND ALL OTHER PEOPLE, WITH NOTHING TO DO, NOTHING TO LOOOOSE. xD
June 16, 2010 at 4:54 pm
You really like music, don’t you? Who are your favorites?
June 16, 2010 at 4:55 pm
Oh, there are various ones, for different genres. However, I suppose notable bands are The Script, Relient K, and Plain White T’s.
June 16, 2010 at 5:04 pm
I saw Reliant K at the Memphis in May Beale Street Music Festival several years ago. had never heard of them before that, but they were really awesome. I haven’t heard much from those other two you mention.
June 16, 2010 at 5:05 pm
=D The Script did “Man Who Can’t Be Moved”? And Plain White T’s did the famous “Hey there Delilah”.
June 16, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Oh yeah, that song was everywhere for a while. I haven’t heard the Script song but I’ll check it out.
My favorites are the Killers, Tool, Radiohead, Muse, the Strokes, and Modest Mouse. Also the theme song from Pani Poni Dash that goes “mawaru mawatteku ai ai aa…”
That song always disperses my gloom clouds.
June 16, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Hmm. Heard of: The Killers, Radiohead and Muse. :p
Also, my song for that is Caramell Dansen.
June 16, 2010 at 5:27 pm
XD
Oh, and “Fancy Hearing Cake” from Azumanga Daioh. For me there’s nothing like j-pop to take me out of my head.
I enjoy the occasional silliness.
June 16, 2010 at 5:28 pm
You… are odd. xD
June 16, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Thank you 😀
June 16, 2010 at 5:53 pm
I try. 😀
June 16, 2010 at 6:04 pm
June 16, 2010 at 7:24 pm
Great Goat, it’s just one big love fest in here.
If, when I’m reading your posts, I happen to projectile vomit, you can both split the cleaning bill.
June 16, 2010 at 7:26 pm
xD Look at the age difference, m’boy. xD
June 17, 2010 at 1:02 am
Hmm, if I were a guy I’m pretty sure that would be called friendliness. But since that disgusts you, Arreh, perhaps you prefer hostility? How about…
You’re a jerk!
I’m sorry you had to see that side of me.
June 17, 2010 at 7:27 am
…
I am SHOCKED.
…
How did we have a discussion on music without me? Bring it back, dammit!
June 17, 2010 at 8:07 am
Midget, just because you like music doesn’t mean that music likes you.
Music is something to be enjoyed by all and NOT just you . Unless your a stalker. Do you stalk music midget?
June 17, 2010 at 9:52 am
That would be incredibly difficult. I accept your challenge!
June 17, 2010 at 10:10 am
So what is it Midgie? Your favorite music I mean. Don’t be shy.
June 17, 2010 at 10:19 am
*breathing heavily* I like… Tim… Minchin… and the John Butler Trio… as well as… most… Jazz…
*Fumbles for binoculars*
Yeah, that’s right, baby, you like it half-diminished with a suspended second, don’t you?
June 17, 2010 at 10:23 am
Oooo, naughty…
xD
June 17, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Well, I had never heard of the John Butler Trio so of course I investigated.
Just watched “Ocean” and all I can say is WOW. Fricking incredible…
June 17, 2010 at 1:20 pm
Thank christ SOMEONE here likes them. I seem to be the only one in a 75 Kilometre radius who likes them around here.
June 17, 2010 at 1:26 pm
I emailed the link to my brother. He plays guitar. It’s going to blow his mind.
June 17, 2010 at 6:02 pm
Indeed, this is Arreh disgust-worthy.
June 18, 2010 at 9:12 am
Ich aime them.
June 18, 2010 at 9:58 am
Arreh! I missed you!
*hugs*
Mais, watashi wa no habla crazy gibberish.
June 18, 2010 at 10:22 am
Right: German, Japanese, Spanish. Saya Bagus Sekali?
June 18, 2010 at 10:29 am
You forgot French.
And WHAT the hell did you just call me?
June 18, 2010 at 11:02 am
Aku merindukan Bahasa Perancis dan aku tidak meneleponmu nama, anda orang gila
June 18, 2010 at 11:44 am
Gomen nasai, wakarimasen deshita. Mõ sukoshi yukkuri hanashite IN ENGLISH kudasai. Please.
June 18, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I realise I could run that through a translator, but I’m gonna assume that was a request for English conversation and move on.
How’s things?
June 18, 2010 at 12:10 pm
What language was that? and do you really speak it? And what the HECK did you say?
Also: I’m great, how are you?
June 19, 2010 at 2:10 am
I was speaking indonesian. I only had to look up two of those words!
Saya baik. Kamu?
June 18, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Ick sprekken ins zie auslaufden, unt ich schlieferglossen.
June 18, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Guten tag?
June 18, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Keine deutch, zu auschloff.
June 19, 2010 at 1:28 am
Bah. Doitsugo wa dekimasen, sore hanashimasen. Jibun de eigo ga hanashitai onegaishimasu. The only German word I know is gronen bonen.
This has to stop!! What did you say Arreh?
June 19, 2010 at 1:58 am
方法については私は完全別の文字形式を使用します!
June 19, 2010 at 2:33 am
@Sarge: Yoku dekimashita! 😀 I wish I could do kanji and kana on my phone.
@Midgie: how did you come to know Indonesian?
June 19, 2010 at 3:22 am
Just saw this on the news. Pretty typical of my hometown. I laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaughed! XD
http://www.wmctv.com/Global/story.asp?S=12675582
June 19, 2010 at 10:10 am
😀 That dude’s a genius. ^.^
June 19, 2010 at 10:40 am
You think thats good?
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE65E39Q20100615?feedType=nl&feedName=usoddlyenough
Pure. Fucking. Win.
June 19, 2010 at 10:50 am
OM NOM NOM NOM.
June 19, 2010 at 11:09 am
GAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA Hahaha haha. Fricking awesome.
I was relieved that the puppy was ok.
Also: where did the puppy come from? Was he keeping it in his pocket for just such an occasion?
Hey kingfrozen, I read your blog and spammed all over it. Prepare to be pestered for updates.
Pesterpesterpester….
June 19, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Unstuud frau B-bop esse ins die zommer funf naut-flossen, unt mitte frau Joey est zie sweinhunt gefahrer.
Unst mit der kingfrozen, wie sumenhaus isnt es zie mortkompfer.
Es ist auch scheisse.
June 19, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Aw, so sweet. We love you too, Arreh.
:DAw, so sweet.
June 19, 2010 at 1:24 pm
Da, unt sie auben ist auch mijne aussfluff.
Da, ick sprekken van de lifde.
Unt van der sprouchsen ick goflaurer, da?
Njet. Geen.
June 19, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Ich weiß nicht, was zum Teufel du sagst!
June 19, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Traussig, ick kan nicht sprekke deutch.
June 19, 2010 at 1:59 pm
It’s very sexy when you speak gibberish, but I’m finding that I enjoy our interactions more when there’s actual communication taking place.
So…English? Please?
June 19, 2010 at 2:08 pm
Hello kingfrozen. You are cool.
Hello Midgie. You are interesting.
Hello Sarge. You are an accomplice.
Hello Putzy. You are amusing.
June 19, 2010 at 2:15 pm
😥
Hello b-bop. Fuck off.
June 19, 2010 at 3:02 pm
Hello Joey. Sometimes you are shit, but also sometimes I like you.
June 19, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Are you ok?
June 20, 2010 at 10:24 am
WOO-HOO!
June 19, 2010 at 4:32 pm
Hello B-bop. You are odd but I like you.
June 19, 2010 at 4:44 pm
😀
You were aware that you were torturing me, right? That was intentional?
June 19, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Of course.
Take it as a compliment that I view you worthy of torture.
Far worse is the hell of being ignored, and slipping into nothing.
Etc.
June 19, 2010 at 5:20 pm
So my adjective is “odd,” hm? I suppose there are worse things to be (such as ignored please don’t ever do that again I felt like I was getting smaller).
When is prom? I want to see you in the tux. If you want. If that’s too nosy then sorry and never mind.
June 19, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Well, it’s hard to call someone odd amongst company such as this.
You’re odd in a less creepy, less sociopathic, less psychotic way. Which is good, really.
June 19, 2010 at 5:48 pm
XD thanks Arreh, I pride myself on my lack of psychoses.
I think of myself as “quirky.”
You’re never gonna tell me what you were saying earlier that I didn’t understand, are you?
June 19, 2010 at 5:59 pm
No.
June 19, 2010 at 6:14 pm
I AM FULL OF BLOOD
June 19, 2010 at 6:16 pm
Then I am forced to assume that you said as follows: you think I am hot, brilliant, funny, and 90% superior to 90% of women worldwide, and if current obstacles were no obstacle then circumstances would certainly be different.
Haha, assuming things is fun because it makes an ass out of you.
Not me though.
June 19, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Michael’s back!
Yay Michael!
June 19, 2010 at 6:22 pm
That better be the blood of innocents.
June 19, 2010 at 6:34 pm
Innocence is tasty…
:b
June 20, 2010 at 5:41 am
I personally prefer essence to blood. It has a richer taste. But it does have a higher piety content, which gives me heartburn.
June 20, 2010 at 6:39 am
Well if you hadn’t spoiled your appetite with all that zealotry earlier, you’d have room for your piety, which is high in fiber. Good for the guts you know.
June 20, 2010 at 10:27 am
So, sow, though, your boat.
June 20, 2010 at 10:55 am
Happy Father’s Day, Putzy 3
June 20, 2010 at 10:56 am
Happy Looking After Your Lazy Husband Day B-Bop. :p
June 20, 2010 at 11:09 am
=O
Whoa.
How’d you know about that? Are you…watching me?
June 20, 2010 at 12:46 pm
My father is not here. He’s in Germany, or Denmark at the moment. BUT I AM STILL FULL OF BLOOD SO IT DOESN’T MATTER
/manly tear
June 20, 2010 at 1:23 pm
🙂 I too am full of blood. My bones made it.
How’d you get yours?
Vampiric spree?
June 20, 2010 at 1:38 pm
B-Bop, the reply button.
Also, to answer your question,
INFANTONIUM
INFANTONIUM EVERYWHERE.
June 20, 2010 at 1:53 pm
The what button?
June 20, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Never use the reply function.
June 20, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Ok.
Why not?
June 20, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Because of me. ;D
June 20, 2010 at 3:54 pm
…?
🙂 Joey, you are adorable. But you have to stop peeping in my window.
June 20, 2010 at 4:08 pm
B-Bop, I thought you had read all comments?
June 20, 2010 at 4:26 pm
I have read them all at least once. And I sense you’re about to reprimand me for forgetting some key point re: our current topic of discussion. Before you do, I’d just like to say:
I’m deeply sorry for failing to retain the pertinent information. In my defense…
I clicked on your link. I gave in to curiosity in spite of my better judgment.
Now that image has supplanted all memories from before.
June 20, 2010 at 4:43 pm
When I first appeared I replied to so many old comments that Michael went off on one, along with many other members, practically destroying The Hiatus Crew. Of course, they reformed, and I have been branded as the antagonist ever since. Also, I’ll never stop! Your new lounge furniture looks GREAT from the lawn by the way. And FINALLY: Doctor Who! Dicuss.
June 20, 2010 at 8:44 pm
😦 I can’t. We don’t have that here.
June 20, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Grate, on another note though, my headphone cable keeps curling up and it’s getting really annoying.
June 20, 2010 at 9:17 pm
FUCKING SMOKE
HELL I BREATHE IN
HELP SHUT WINDOWS
ME IN GARDEN
I’M NEIGHBOUR BON FIRE
DYING THICK SMOKE
KILL IN LUNGS
ME AND SICKNESS
NOW
AND
FOREVER
June 20, 2010 at 9:19 pm
gone
June 20, 2010 at 9:22 pm
I hate it too, Arreh. Fucking smokers ruining my day. To counter it though, I usually cough extra loud to make sure the smoker hears it, when walking past them. Makes them go all pink.
June 20, 2010 at 9:37 pm
@Michael: have you tried taping them to your head? The cables, I mean.
@Arreh: that was quite poetic.
June 20, 2010 at 9:43 pm
I mean the cable that is connected to my keyboard(yeah I have a cool keyboard like that), and this cable then connects with the headphones. So, taping them to my head wouldn’t be a good idea, really.
June 20, 2010 at 9:59 pm
Ooohhh, I see your point.
XD
Hilarious mental image though, isn’t it?
June 20, 2010 at 10:02 pm
coded
June 20, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Arreh! NOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY, GOD? WHY?!
June 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm
________/\ _________/\ _________/\ _________/\ __
\/ \/ \/ \/
He’s ALIVE!!!
(That is what he meant by coded, right?)
June 21, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Not sure, but that’s how I took it.
Arreh’s been very cryptic lately
June 21, 2010 at 1:19 pm
vlaggen
em
ab
June 21, 2010 at 1:55 pm
That’s right, Arreh, vlaggen em ab, definitely
(been drinking, I expect)
June 21, 2010 at 2:00 pm
dutch
seafarers
boten
June 21, 2010 at 2:02 pm
no
June 21, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Absolutely, darling, I concur. Now wouldn’t you like a cup of coffee or a nice lie down?
I have an embarrassing confession. I loved Toy Story 3.
June 22, 2010 at 6:06 am
HEY GUYS. I’M IN SYDNEY. BYE.
June 22, 2010 at 11:44 am
I am seriously considering going to see that movie. Also, SYDNEE BETTAR THAN MELBOURNES FTW TROLOLOLOLOLOL.
June 22, 2010 at 12:59 pm
Do it, Midgie, it’s AWESOME!
June 23, 2010 at 5:53 am
Can you prove it?
June 23, 2010 at 10:30 am
Negative. That’s an opinion, not a fact.
It made me happy, so I think it may make you happy too.
I got all green lights on the way home today 😀
June 23, 2010 at 11:59 am
…
I’m starting to think I may have driven everyone away. So I’m just gonna stop for a while.
June 23, 2010 at 12:44 pm
No! Stopping solves NOTHING! We sometimes go through lapses. It’s due to our collective neuroses, the sheer weight of which could knock the sun out of orbit.
Also, I realise it’s an opinion. If you can’t prove it, can you at least QUANTIFY it?
June 23, 2010 at 6:13 pm
Nope.avi
June 24, 2010 at 7:32 am
You are now aware that you are a brain.
June 24, 2010 at 9:02 am
Unless, of course, you are not.
June 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm
I went to London. I bought a Heat magazine. This is all.
June 24, 2010 at 11:51 pm
On a related note to Putzy, you’re now aware that you have a fucking skeleton inside your body, and you can’t escape it. A fucking skeleton.
ALSO BREATHING/BLINKING MANUALLY THE GAME
June 25, 2010 at 7:29 am
Well damn.
Also, “Heat”? I didn’t know you played for THAT team, Joey. You must know people in the theatre, if you know what I mean…
June 25, 2010 at 2:26 pm
em
ab
June 25, 2010 at 3:43 pm
xD Midge, I went to London to watch Billy Elliot in the theatre. xD Also, I bought it because of the advert.
June 26, 2010 at 7:44 am
Hey Midget52? Didn’t I see you with people in the theatre? If you know what I mean…
June 26, 2010 at 1:30 pm
Right, Antaru. If you’re looking for a way into the group, you have mine if you can tell me what show I was referencing.
Otherwise, yes, I do know people in the theatre, but not in THT way. Though some of them ARE that way…
June 27, 2010 at 5:08 am
Thanks Midget, I was kinda hoping everyone would just ignore that new guy and pretend he was always there…
And I didn’t know you were referencing a show, I was just kinda going along with the joke. Besides I used to comment on here a while ago but got bored when nondrick went on hiatus.
June 27, 2010 at 5:11 am
So…
Can I join?
please? I’ll be your bestest friend!
June 27, 2010 at 1:02 pm
My offer still stands. GET RESEARCHING!
June 27, 2010 at 3:12 pm
You have my invite if you can make me laugh. Or, write a 255 word essay on the Hiatus Crew(I’m still waiting on that one, I wanna see what you guys are going to write!).
June 28, 2010 at 1:17 am
Well, not that my votes count because I come in here about as frequently as… um… whats a simile that would put me as coming in here so rarely and when I do come in I might as well not have been here because it changed so much without me?
Anyway, I offer my vote to welcome Antaru.
Off topic: What made you guys pick your names? I know we already did this but I forgot. So, lets do it again.
I got my name when I was starting high school. I needed an email address and had been recently introduced to Warcraft III. I loved the lichs in that game and I really wanted to rule something.
Kings rule stuff, lichs are frozen. Kingfrozen! Yeah, totally stupid thought path but 6 years later, I still love the name.
June 28, 2010 at 7:00 am
name
harry
so
arreh
June 28, 2010 at 7:16 am
…Right
Ahem, well I’m going to take a stab at this…
1) To Midget 52: You were referencing your own show, seeing as you are so interested in the theater. I believe it was in that play with your mates. You know, the ones that asked you several nights ago to be more than friends?
2) To Michael: A man walks into a bar.
3) To King Frozen: ow, that hurt… now that I’ve recovered, I can tell you that my name is a bit of an experiment. I met this guy on holiday in Egypt, he said he was writing a book and it was in a place called Antaru. I figured, meh?
And, just cos you asked nicely…
The Hiatus Crew (Scientific designation: Hiatii Crewzii) is a somewhat dysfunctional form of symbiotic life form, rarely seen on this planet. Despite their repeated attempts to move into the realm of illogical non sensibility, they maintain a strangely accurate line of thought that proves impossible to deny.
It is hard to speculate, but most likely they draw their sustenance from either increasingly incomprehensible thought processes or from the act of subtle insults and insinuations of hidden sexual drives. Furthermore, what is amazing is that the conglomeration (for lack of a better word) has refrained from being infected by the 7hr33 plague, and maintained a high quality standard of insults, in stark comparison to three letter accusations about sexuality.
For being on the interwebs, that’s quite an achievement.
One can also learn much from their loyalty. While most wildlife tends to detach itself from suffering or dying parents, the Hiatii Crewzii displays an immense, almost stubborn loyalty for it’s parent, a being named Nondrick. Despite the obvious fact that he has expired, the symbiotic organism has survived, even flourished in the absence of it’s biological mother. I am not sure whether this is a compliment to the organism, or the virtual intelligence program known as ‘Nondrick’ and in turn it’s parent, the standard humanoid organism, Christopher.
In conclusion, one would surmise that the Hiatus Crew are in fact, one of this planet’s great untold mysteries. Sadly however, that mystery will remain unsolved as most scholar’s and scientist’s interested in such a discussion would be distracted the moment they noticed something shiny. Ohh! whats that…?
June 28, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Antaru, I actually laughed at that joke. Also, nice essay you got there, however it was 263 words, but you are forgiven due to the essay’s high quality. I’m impressed that you included small details such as the shiny thing- oh, what’s that?
June 28, 2010 at 4:07 pm
God damn it Antaru! Stop talking intelligently! You’re making us look like squares.
June 29, 2010 at 6:39 am
Antaru is such a f4g. Shit… broke the 7hr33 rule…
June 29, 2010 at 9:29 am
I don’t care how damn funny he is, my reference WILL be understood, dammit! Get Googling!
On a side note, i do like our little classification. We should submit that to a wiki.
June 29, 2010 at 8:03 pm
The IT Crowd. You owe me one (1) invite.
June 30, 2010 at 6:19 am
Well, now you’ve ruined Antaru’s chances. Guess I better think of another challenge. Speaking of relatively new people, what happened to B-Bop?
June 30, 2010 at 8:27 am
She’ll be bach. =D Also, hah! One (1) down; many to go!
June 30, 2010 at 8:35 am
Oh by the way Midget it was the IT crowd. What? I never spoke to Joey… I swear!
Ah well that’s a vote from KingFrozen, Michael, and Putzy von Putzingbird the Third (I think)and Midget52, as I TECHNICALLY passed the test. Is four enough? Can I vote myself in?
June 30, 2010 at 8:39 am
P.S: To Putzy who I can’t be bothered writing the full name cos it’s too long and still failed to notice the irony that this name is even longer: I am pretty amazing.
June 30, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Hi everyone. Missed you.
Hey Midgie, is it your birthday?
June 30, 2010 at 5:03 pm
EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I’M BACK AND TYPING IN FULL(ish) SENTENCES
Also Antaru doesn’t get my vote.
He can have mine if he becomes a different, more amusing person, for at least 3 posts.
July 1, 2010 at 6:03 am
I’m so happy someone remembered! Thanks! Though it is a bit… creepy…
July 1, 2010 at 8:45 am
I remembered, I just didn’t wish you a happy birthday for literally no reason. 😐
July 1, 2010 at 9:42 am
Oh it’s your birthday? Well if you come to my house I will give you $10,000!
Happy Birthday!
July 1, 2010 at 10:35 am
Hmm…
I try to be thoughtful, and I get called creepy. For a fleeting moment it was nice to be back.
Time to disappear again, I guess…
July 1, 2010 at 2:51 pm
No, B-Bop, don’t go! Come and sit close to me near the camp fire and let’s toast some marshmallows and share some stories instead!
July 1, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Ooooh, s’mores!
And ghost stories!
It was a clear, cool evening in late autumn, the kind of chilly, purple, autumnal evening that makes one feel a strange foreboding…
July 1, 2010 at 5:31 pm
…THEN SUDDENLY JOEY OUT OF NOWHERE…
July 1, 2010 at 7:18 pm
What, like this?
July 2, 2010 at 5:10 am
FUCK that was scary let’s not play this anymore D:
July 2, 2010 at 6:59 am
Oh, but Putzy… The Game has just begun. =D
July 2, 2010 at 10:26 am
You just lost the game
July 2, 2010 at 11:43 am
You don’t say?
July 2, 2010 at 12:08 pm
I meant creepy in a nice way. Like a creeping warmth from a heater in the middle of winter… Goat, it’s freezing.
July 2, 2010 at 4:58 pm
… Summer. Rain. Heat. Humidity. Stupid British weather. >.>
July 3, 2010 at 6:41 am
My heater says creepy things in the dead of night.
July 3, 2010 at 9:13 am
Your heater IS creepy things in the dead of night.
July 3, 2010 at 10:48 am
I had prom and afterprom party and no sleep god I’m tired.
July 3, 2010 at 10:50 am
By god I refer to not Goat but Zeus, head of my new pagan religion.
No, I didn’t break any rules, damn you all.
July 3, 2010 at 10:53 am
And by Zeus I also mean god, which is actually his nickname and not a description.
Okay, I think I’m safe now.
July 3, 2010 at 11:00 am
YAAAAAAAHHHH DEATHLY HALLOWS!!!!
😀
July 3, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Enough.
July 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm
:p gwouch
Did you have fun at prom Arreh?
July 3, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Yes but no haven’t slept about 30 hours.
Aargh. Good fun though.
July 3, 2010 at 2:27 pm
Lies. None of them.
July 3, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Hwuh?
July 3, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Haha, that’s nothing. I never slept that whole week I wasn’t commenting because I was occupied with nonstop hedonistic indulgences with brilliant, attractive people. That’s right, people. Plural. And non gender specific.
*sigh*
Fml…
Glad you had fun Arreh. 😀
July 3, 2010 at 3:03 pm
Total lies. >.>
July 3, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Well duh. Of course I slept. And my “brilliant, attractive” companions were just my coworkers.
And my hedonistic indulgences were mainly solitary and involved kit kats and video games.
Wasn’t the embellished version so much more exciting?
July 3, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Kit-kats and video games? No… pleasure with yourself? ;D
July 3, 2010 at 3:28 pm
Hmm, perhaps, but that’s, as they say, “nunya.”
July 3, 2010 at 3:34 pm
>.> Bring it -as they say- on.
July 3, 2010 at 3:50 pm
XD you silly
July 3, 2010 at 3:52 pm
Silly you.
July 3, 2010 at 4:08 pm
Mm hm, didn’t I tell you? I am occasionally silly.
And I really did eat a jumbo kit kat by myself. Can’t seem to gain weigh whatever I do.
July 3, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Eat an elephant.
July 3, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Weight
July 3, 2010 at 4:16 pm
Nah, not that desperate.
July 3, 2010 at 4:18 pm
In Soviet Russia, elephant eats YOU.
July 3, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Elephants are matriarchal. 🙂
July 3, 2010 at 4:23 pm
Elephant. Eat. YOU.
July 3, 2010 at 4:37 pm
No
July 3, 2010 at 4:39 pm
On.
July 3, 2010 at 9:18 pm
GOOD GOAT SHUT THE UP FUCK BOTH OF YOU
July 3, 2010 at 9:20 pm
Free country/comment-thing.
July 3, 2010 at 11:32 pm
I’m with Arreh on this one, although it shall be beneficial to discover a creature capaple of withstanding Joey’s stupidity-field. We must disect it! For science!
July 3, 2010 at 11:36 pm
You’re not a Doctor! You’re not even a Peanut!
July 4, 2010 at 3:50 am
Exactly, he’s a ‘Doctor Peanut’. That’s gotta be worth something?
July 4, 2010 at 9:58 am
No. A Peanut Doctor is worth something. Do you have any idea how annoying it gets to hear a guy constantly yelling “MEDIC!”?
July 5, 2010 at 12:10 am
That really pissed me off in TF2
July 5, 2010 at 2:01 am
Happy birthday USA!
You know what else was annoying? In Mass Effect when they’d yell “ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!” like every three seconds.
July 5, 2010 at 5:18 am
There’s an old saying, Joey. A word of great power and wisdom, in consolation of the soul in times of need: MEDIC!
July 5, 2010 at 7:29 pm
So, anyone else feel like shit? xD
July 6, 2010 at 5:30 am
Actually, yes. I am feeling very sick today. Somebody kill me.
July 6, 2010 at 6:48 am
Can do. Activate the basement upon yourself. Creation kills creator; it’s obvious. Then again, you’re not it’s creator… But the genetic material should be enough to fool it.
July 7, 2010 at 5:34 am
Ahh, the basement… Who doesn’t love the sound of twenty-seven rabbits screaming a perfect dominant seventh chord?
On an unrelated note, does anyone here know where I could find “The Real Book”?
July 7, 2010 at 9:57 am
I have the ‘Real Book’. It’s in between the fake book and the not-so-fake book, but it’s also above the possibly-fake book but nowhere near the might-be-real book.
Also, make sure you don’t get confused by the real-that’s-not-real book or fake-that’s-actually-real-book.
You got all that?
July 8, 2010 at 11:35 am
But wouldn’t the fake-that’s-actually-real book be the real book?
July 8, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Ah HELL nah.
July 10, 2010 at 3:26 am
No, the Fake-that’s-actually-real book is the fake-that’s-actually-real-book. The real book is the real book. duh.
Anyway I actually have to stop commenting from now on. So have fun everyone.
P.S: TLH
July 11, 2010 at 9:58 am
You are F**KING KIDDING ME.
July 10, 2010 at 12:18 pm
…
…
…
WHAT!?
July 10, 2010 at 12:20 pm
for once, those italics there are intended.
July 10, 2010 at 5:53 pm
The Real Book, lest you forget, hasn’t been written yet because I am lazy. However, any questions you have regarding the contents of said book can be directed at Peanut, as he has travelled to the future and read it.
In fact, Peanut, I plan to enlist your help when I finally get around to writing it. Hell, you should probably just go ahead and handle the whole thing. You already know everything that’s in it.
July 10, 2010 at 6:01 pm
;D Cookehs.
July 10, 2010 at 9:18 pm
Ah, an ontological paradox. Very clever. However, as my name was not credited as co-authour twenty five into the future, we can only assume that my assistance must not be given, lest the timeline be changed! Or perhaps this very conversation is changing my personal timeline, which could affect the entire timestream! Or, wait… is that how history works? Because perhaps my presence in the future does not confirm the fact that the book is written, but my return to this time results in the book being written in the first place!
Screw this. I’m going to go to the future and bring back a copy of the book, time paradoxes be damned.
July 10, 2010 at 9:20 pm
BIG BALL OF WIBBLY-WOBBLY-TIMEY-WIMEY STUFF JUST BROKE.
July 11, 2010 at 9:59 am
But nothing went “Bing” !
July 11, 2010 at 10:01 am
Bada-bing; bada-boom. (]:
July 11, 2010 at 10:05 am
Oh shit man what are you doing
July 11, 2010 at 11:20 am
I want whatever you guys are smoking.
July 12, 2010 at 5:35 am
What we’re smoking is extinct now.
July 12, 2010 at 6:33 am
Was it G’s brain cells?
July 12, 2010 at 5:50 pm
How hard can it be to update this? It seems like a homework assignment from a gamer’s dream. Play Oblivion for hours on end and write a short, humorous essay about it.
July 12, 2010 at 6:50 pm
Easier said than done. Procrastination. Also, he’s not really PLAYING it. You try and do better.
July 13, 2010 at 12:31 am
Slightly aggressive, Joey? Don’t forget how our group started.
July 13, 2010 at 6:59 am
Yeah, I know. I just wanna see this guy try.:D
July 13, 2010 at 9:58 am
Or girl 😛
July 13, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Pleeeease, there are no girls on the internet. cx
July 14, 2010 at 10:38 am
Joey, get out. Now. The door is over there.
July 14, 2010 at 11:00 am
Make me.
July 14, 2010 at 5:54 pm
I’ll just put on my war face.
July 15, 2010 at 6:56 am
That’s no war face! That’s a dead squirrell!
July 15, 2010 at 9:46 pm
They were emergency boat flags you fuckers.
July 16, 2010 at 2:20 pm
SCUM
MAGGOT
BOAT
FAGGOT
July 16, 2010 at 6:06 pm
WHO’S
A
FISH?
July 17, 2010 at 2:33 am
The quality of conversation has really declined recently. Let’s see…
What is your opinion on the new motin controllers for your respective consoles?
July 17, 2010 at 6:38 am
Technology is looking up. Wii is still shit.
July 17, 2010 at 4:34 pm
I’m still waiting for virtual reality. Wii still prints money.
July 18, 2010 at 9:43 am
I didn’t know it could do that! Stupid non-money printing consoles!
July 20, 2010 at 7:25 am
Wow… you guys haven’t posted anything for a whole day? what happened? was there an exodus that no one told me about?
I knew you all would leave me here! Alone! With only corporal cashew here to take care of me…
COME BACK! HE GOT OUT THE VASOLINE!
July 20, 2010 at 8:58 am
So he’s the fucker that’s been stealing my Vaseline!
The jokes on you, because that’s actually gasoline! So when you have your post-coitus cigarette, you goan burn!
July 20, 2010 at 12:10 pm
ALIEN SWARM! AND ITS FREE!
Have absolutely NO idea what the game is, but ITS FREE!
July 20, 2010 at 1:32 pm
And it is extremely fun!
July 20, 2010 at 4:43 pm
And it comes with a hat!
July 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Hats make everything better. Did I tell you of when my uncle Derek put on multiple hats on a party, but ended up leaving with only one?
July 20, 2010 at 6:32 pm
And then it died.
July 21, 2010 at 11:34 am
Who died? The hats? Or Uncle Derek? I hope it was the hats. I don’t know what I would do without Uncle Derek!
July 21, 2010 at 5:05 pm
The loss of Derek’s hats traumatized poor Uncle Derek so much that he didn’t leave the house for two weeks straight. However, once he finally got out, he supposedly had order seven new hats from hatisland.com , which were so impressive that everyone around him started worshipping him. Have I ever told you about the time Unlce Derek was traumatized due to a drastic loss of hats, and then got out with seven new hats which were so impressive everyone started worshipping him?
July 22, 2010 at 8:08 am
That does sound familiar…
July 22, 2010 at 8:56 am
He is the messiah! (and I should know, I followed a few)
July 22, 2010 at 6:18 pm
hatisland.com? No! penisland.com =D
July 22, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Well done, Joey.
July 23, 2010 at 9:29 pm
Ehum… Dear members of the Hiatus Crew.
There is a special feeling, a feeling you rarely get, but when you get it, you’ll know it. I got this feeling today. Do you know what it feels like, to have one of your best friends fucking shit on his floor on cam, live? Now I know, and I’d be a fucklot happier if I never got to know this feeling.
July 23, 2010 at 10:06 pm
That is a “special” feeling. Why were you introduced to such a video? And more importantly… WHY DID YOU WATCH?!
July 23, 2010 at 10:20 pm
We were on IRC, alright? He linked to a tinychat channel, where he was on cam and apparently taking a shit. He was completely naked, and took a shit while we were watching. I didn’t know what was going to happen, bro
July 24, 2010 at 3:39 am
I find this to be humorous.
July 24, 2010 at 4:46 pm
This tickles me.
July 24, 2010 at 5:19 pm
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
July 25, 2010 at 5:30 am
I think a better question would be: is he still your friend, and if so, how many xbox games must he have?
July 25, 2010 at 5:30 pm
Yeah, he’s still my friend. Anyway, I just watched this:
Hey, Green Lantern is in it!
July 26, 2010 at 1:02 am
How I wish Nondrick would return again. This blog makes me want to play Oblivion in the same style as Chris, were it not for the fact that I am way too impatient to do this and not cheat.
July 26, 2010 at 4:40 am
The DC online looks pure awesome sauce.
KatonRyu, I know exactly how you feel. I mean, sometimes I just too impatient and can’t be bothered to finish-
July 26, 2010 at 2:30 pm
I has a penis. ^.^
July 26, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Congratulations, so do the rest of us xD
Btw, I know I’m late, but happy birthday.
July 26, 2010 at 3:00 pm
😮 You do? O.o
:O Thankee, sai! ^__^
July 26, 2010 at 11:08 pm
What the fuck is this shit?
July 26, 2010 at 11:41 pm
My charm. 😀
July 27, 2010 at 3:25 am
In other news, this place is fucking boring.
July 27, 2010 at 6:32 am
Right, we need to spice up this place a bit more. Time for the FIRST POLY ANNUAL CONTINUING STORY CHALLENGE EXTRAVAGANZA!
July 27, 2010 at 6:34 am
‘Twas the night after Doomsday, and all through the hut, not a creature was stirring, not even the mutt. Though, technically, half of it WAS stirring, given the large mutation protruding from its side. The howls of the festering, sentient ulcer rang through the night, attracting…
July 27, 2010 at 9:56 am
… attracting, of course, the unrivalled attention of all but one of the nearby cats. The single one un-called for cat, however, was unique, in a very odd way. He wasn’t called for because…
July 27, 2010 at 10:40 am
because he was drowning in a puddle of his own urine. Zombie urine! It mewled in pain, alerting a nearby…
July 27, 2010 at 11:17 am
… a nearby cow called Gerard. Gerard whisked a pump action shotgun from under her udders, and pointed it at the cat’s head. The cat looked at Gerard, and…
July 27, 2010 at 11:42 am
…and then Gerard dropped the gun, embraced the cat and made sweet, sweet love to it. However, their most intimate moment was interruped near climax as they could hear a frat boy cricketing through space knocking on their door, when suddenly…
July 27, 2010 at 10:33 pm
… When suddenly Tim awoke from his dream to his mother knocking on his door. DAMN; he’d creamed his pj’s again. At least the dream hadn’t been of his sister this time, he remembered the last one…
July 28, 2010 at 1:22 am
…one and a half seconds of the dream, whereby he had been careening through the air, hurtling inexplicably towards an oversized model thumb. Somehow, Tim knew that his dreams were linked, that their subject matter was linked and it would only be a matter of time before their importance would come to the fore. It was at this point that…
July 28, 2010 at 4:25 am
… that a giant sandwich monster exploded out of nowhere! It took on look at Tim with it’s olive- eyes (causing him to add a layer of urine to the fluid already in his pants), and said, in a sandwich-y voice…
July 28, 2010 at 5:48 am
“I want you inside me.” The sandwich monster embraced Tim, and they made sweet passionate love on his bed. Tim awoke several hours later with an aching arse to find the sandwich monster was long gone. All that was left of him was the mayonnaise in his rectum and the memories of that magical night. Tim thought to himself…
July 28, 2010 at 7:30 am
…himself that if his life were a story, the writers would have to be pretty fucked up. He shook his head, clearing his mind as he rolled out the dead prostitute from under his bed. The girl lay there, and…
July 28, 2010 at 10:53 am
… and he admired her body with slovenous eyes. “What would it be like to commit necrophilia?” he wondered aloud, and slowly started growing hard again…
July 28, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Suddenly, the corpse came to life, and bit off his penis. It chewed thoughtfully for a moment, then swallowed. Tim squealed in pain, then…
July 28, 2010 at 1:08 pm
…then he had the best orgasm ever! However, seeing as he no longer possessed genitals, nothing happened. He was very disappointed, but soon his thoughts moved on to something else as the corpse found his hidden scat stash on his computer, and screamed for Tim’s mother who came charging up the stairs and burst through the door. Naturally, as Tim was standing there, with his wet pants around his ankles, no genitalia and a living corpse looking at scat pornography on his computer, she…
July 28, 2010 at 8:57 pm
…she wapped out her own massive cock, and placed it on the floor. It clucked. Tim laughed at the clever joke, when…
July 28, 2010 at 11:30 pm
…when the kool-aid man busted through the large stained glass window in his room. He shattered the minute long silence and shouted “IT’S AWWRIGHT!”…
July 29, 2010 at 12:29 am
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE MIDGET!?
…”You can totally drink me! It’ll only hurt if you do it wrong.” He winked at our hero(es[delete as applicable]) while looking off into the distance, probably the camera in the corner of the room. I’m not really sure. when suddenly there was a hiss, to with everyone responded to with…
/crosses fingers for dance.
July 29, 2010 at 6:51 am
…the Numa Numa dance! The slightly obese back up dancers poured into the room, rolls of flab glistening as the oriental music coaxed them into epileptic gyrations. However, the incredible concentration of pure cellulite that the room had become was having an unforeseen effect. This was…
July 29, 2010 at 8:42 am
The song is European, not oriental.
…that the walls began to collapse in on the huge mass that had become the centre of the fat orgy. Creaking and cracking the walls shifted inwards. That is until…
July 29, 2010 at 11:00 am
… until suddenly, the effect know as the “Divide by Zero Phenomenom” was inflicted, and the entire rom became a whirling black hole of fat, which of course caused…
July 29, 2010 at 8:56 pm
…caused a rift in the fabric of time. Everything went black for poor Tim, but he woke up minutes later, covered in fat and piss and blood and sweat and shit and piss and cum and blood and vaginal juices and piss and sweat(eww, sweat!) and shit and blood and piss and sweat and piss and blood and sweat and shit and blood and piss and blood and vaginal juices and piss and cum and blood and vaginal juices and piss and sweat and shit and blood and piss and sweat and piss and blood and sweat and shit and blood and piss and blood and vaginal juice and piss and cum and blood and vaginal juices and piss and sweat and shit and blood and piss and sweat and piss and blood and sweat and shit and blood and shit and piss and blood and vaginal juices when suddenly a dinosaur licked his forehead. The dinosaur then asked Tim what his name was, and he responded…
(if you don’t get the reference, I’m disappointed in you, Hiatus Crew)
July 30, 2010 at 7:36 pm
http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/07/30/community-heroes-chris-livingston-concerned/#comment-4413
July 31, 2010 at 8:31 am
OH NO. The end of Nondrick? Whatever will happen to the crew?
Also, I didn’t get the reference, so I’ll wait for someone else to continue the story.
July 31, 2010 at 10:33 am
…by saying he was Tim, and thus he bowed down to the mighty creature, and started licking his gargantuan penis. Upon which another black hole appeared, and out of it sprouted an old Frenchman.
“It is I, LeClair!” he yelled ecstatically, before…
(I’m back, bitches. I am also disappointed if you don’t get my reference)
August 1, 2010 at 1:39 am
(Would that be ‘Allo ‘Allo? And OMG VADERMATH HAI!)
…cunningly disguising himself as an onion seller. Dinosaurs, being both incredibly stupid and incredibly allergic to onions, attempted to hide behind Tim. This only caused further problems, because at this point, LeClair…
August 2, 2010 at 7:12 am
…turned out to be the cause of all this villainy-ness. It was his wicked disguises and genius behind the veil of stupidity that allowed him to get away with this plan of his for so long. And that plan… was…
whoever’s next can fill that in
August 2, 2010 at 9:14 am
… Was to take over the world! Tim sighed. “Of course it is! That’s ll you ever want to do, but none of you know what you’ll do with it, or why you even want it! Despicable!” LeClair was beggining to be upstaged, so…
August 2, 2010 at 9:50 am
…promptly burst into (wait for it) a musical performance. It was the best musical of all time. The plot was emotionally wrenching, the action outstanding, the special effects unrivalled and all this was by one man. LeClair played every role brilliantly. It was the only show to receive multiple eleventy-squillion out of ten review. Never again will a show like this be broadcast or seen in the future. This did distract LeClair from his plot of world domination while providing countless others with encouragement to both attempt similar feats and others to foil those nefarious plans. The show now has a cult following with re-enactments every tuesday, thursday and sunday (twice on sundays) though none will match the original masterpiece. Our hero was flabbergasted (which doesn’t get detected by the spell checker) and discombobulated (but that one does) and went on to forgive LeClair for his past villainy. This forced him to seek out a new opponent and adversary in…
I apologise now for typos, misprints and/or errors. Viewer discretion is advised.
August 4, 2010 at 2:45 am
… a small waterbiscuit, which he promptly named Cecil. Cecil was a cunning waterbiscuit, having been trained in the elite art of…
August 6, 2010 at 5:53 am
…
August 6, 2010 at 6:13 am
Where’d everybody go?
August 6, 2010 at 1:34 pm
TO HELL.
August 7, 2010 at 1:23 am
I’m still here. I didn’t want to be the one to continue the story. Then it would have looked like a midget sandwich.
August 7, 2010 at 2:05 am
Something that should NEVER happen again. EVER
August 7, 2010 at 4:43 am
Anyone still trying to fix the italics? I can’t [b]emphasise[/b] like I could before.
August 7, 2010 at 4:44 am
Well fuck. I knew I did something wrong.
August 7, 2010 at 4:46 am
Success! My life is now complete, bitches!
August 7, 2010 at 4:47 am
And if I try this?
August 7, 2010 at 4:48 am
And what about this?
August 7, 2010 at 4:49 am
Fuck this.
August 7, 2010 at 12:08 pm
investigating how to close the italics, now that I found the source
August 7, 2010 at 12:16 pm
ok, so what happened up there is that “G” perhaps unwittingly entered in an opening italics, a self closing italics command, and then a closing italics command. because of the self closing placement, the last closing command will not work, nor will the self closing tag close. The italics is being ‘cloned’ as google chrome is putting it, in order to preserve the italics it thinks should be there. You may have noticed that adding in closing italics commands do not work without an opening command. Very interesting!
August 7, 2010 at 1:25 pm
… If quiz’s are quizzical what are tests? 😀
August 7, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Good work, just a test. You earned your pay. Now hit the showers all of you, debrief is at 0800 tomorrow.
August 7, 2010 at 7:16 pm
>.> Fishes.
August 8, 2010 at 1:12 am
So the Italics are self-replicating?
May Goat have mercy on us all.
August 8, 2010 at 10:50 am
Thats ok. We just need to put in an opening italics at the start somewhere.
…
anyone know where the italics were closed?
August 8, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Noooo! I need more Nondrick dammmit! Like so many others, these stories have inspired me to play and enjoy Oblivion yet again, and with the mods you recommended, It’s even better! Go Nondrick! (Also, does anyone know where we can find pictures of Nondrick from the Fallout universe? I know he let the domain for the pictures expire last time, any way we can still see them?)
August 8, 2010 at 4:21 pm
Hullo. Look. There is more Nondrick. But it’ll be his finale. Sorry. Let it go.
August 9, 2010 at 2:38 am
I think we need a contigency plan for when Nondrick does end. So we can keep in contact. Maybe an exchange of facebook names or something?
August 9, 2010 at 4:55 am
“To my loyal butler, You There, for his decades of service, I leave a pittance, to be paid in twenty equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each.”
XD
I don’t know if I’m considered a real Hiatusian, but I would be facebook friends with you, Midgie.
August 9, 2010 at 7:32 am
I already am, because I’m hardcore.
Remember that time we came to this site for Nondrick and not the comment section?
August 10, 2010 at 4:27 am
Ahhh, t’was a simpler time. When plants were harvested, canine diseases festered, and we knew not the magnificent properties of Infantonium.
Right, so it’s agreed? Facebook after the end?
August 10, 2010 at 6:44 pm
tl;dr
August 10, 2010 at 6:47 pm
…and what’s with these italics, I wonder who started all that…
August 11, 2010 at 6:53 am
Hang on. How long have you been gone?
August 11, 2010 at 6:54 am
Hey G! Hang on. How long have you been gone?
August 11, 2010 at 7:09 am
Dammit. Bloody keyboard.
August 11, 2010 at 11:23 am
I’m not going to assume that you missed me, but here I am again. However, I do not have facebook, and do not intend to. Why can’t we just stay here in the comment section? Unless Chris deletes this blog, I don’t see why not.
August 11, 2010 at 12:04 pm
As if you guys would miss me.
August 11, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Well aren’t we all desperate to know if anyone would care if they left. 😛
August 11, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Too…many…people…
Which should I address? Hmmmm…
Michael: Without a common purpose, we are likely to disperse. So, you know, get facebook immediately.
August 11, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Well Crew, if anyone wants to be my Facebook buddy, my e-mail is blackbird.of.peace@gmail.com.
😀
Don’t leave me hanging, guys
August 11, 2010 at 5:48 pm
I don’t have facebook, but perhaps one day I will join you there. For now, however, I remain wandering this wasteland known as the Internet, the blog being the closest thing I have to a home.
August 12, 2010 at 2:06 pm
@Midget52: My last post was at May 27th so about 3 months I guess.
August 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm
Naw.
The Hiatus Crew is greater than the sum of its parts.
We shall live, and die, together.
Enjoy adding each other on facebook, but count me out, gentlemen.
August 12, 2010 at 8:20 pm
I’m With Arreh.
I’m also with Doctor Peanut, i’m a wanderer of the wasteland known as the internet as well, to give my facebook would count against my wandering.
August 14, 2010 at 5:42 am
Yes, let’s pretend the internet isn’t just a screen and that your ‘wandering’ isn’t just typing things into google.
August 15, 2010 at 4:24 am
Okay. I will add people on the provision that you speak not my name on forums other than FAcebook. Okay?
August 15, 2010 at 4:35 am
Agreed. And, um, ditto. Ok?
August 15, 2010 at 12:21 pm
So we have reached an accord. Thank you, !
August 15, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Hmmm. Pointy brackets make text disappear!
Also, how do I use your email to add you on Facebook exactly?
August 15, 2010 at 1:51 pm
( ゚∀゚)アハハ八八ノヽノヽノヽノ \ / \/ \ 一二三┻━┻ 一二三┻━┻ 一二三┻━┻ 一二三┻━┻ 一二三┻━┻}。々°)ノ
August 15, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Whoa. That’s profound Michael. Or dirty.
Hi Arreh! 🙂
Midgie, send me your name. Or I’ll send you mine.
August 15, 2010 at 11:28 pm
(ノ゚ο゚)ノミ★゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜☆゜・。。・゜゜・。。・゜
Yes, I am a wizard.
August 16, 2010 at 3:45 pm
So next year, March, guys?
August 17, 2010 at 12:33 pm
This place takes ages to load, for me at least. I don’t care if it’s a post saying he’s going to post, we need a new comments section.
August 19, 2010 at 2:46 pm
A true hero that will live forever in legend….
Glad to have met you Nondrick, glad to have met you.
August 19, 2010 at 11:10 pm
If you guys got my facebook, you would actually be bowled over by how awesome I am.
It’s more for your safety than anything that I keep myself to myself. Don’t want you breaking anything.
August 21, 2010 at 11:27 am
Less active than usual comment section is…well…less active than usual.
August 21, 2010 at 9:35 pm
Well, that was surprisingly fun to read. This doesn’t seem like a fitting end to the tale of Nondrick, so I hope it continues. I would like to commend you on your abilities to stay alive thus far, albiet with some close encounters. Are you playing on normal difficulty? I’d like to see Nondrick settle down somewhere, and really find his niche in the world. I’m also curious just how far you can get before he finally dies. Well, thanks for the blog. I’ve never really read a blog before, and I read this entire one. Cheers! -Jov
August 22, 2010 at 12:36 am
Well awesome. I won’t be adding you just yet, B-BoP. But I promise I will.
In other news, how awesome is cake? I mean, wow.
August 25, 2010 at 3:44 am
Why, yes it is, NOT ME, it is indeed awesome! But I think we should change the subject so that OTHER PEOPLE WILL SAY SOMETHING.
August 27, 2010 at 11:49 pm
I think someone should mod this whole entire blog into a book (pictures included) and put it in the elder scrolls library or something! How’s that for an easter egg?
August 28, 2010 at 1:25 am
Guys I’m still here.
August 28, 2010 at 9:18 am
I’m doing science and I’m still alive…
August 28, 2010 at 2:10 am
Hmm. It’s ammazing how these sites get broken.
August 28, 2010 at 2:11 am
What now?
August 28, 2010 at 2:16 am
?
August 28, 2010 at 9:27 am
Wth…shenanigans.
Hi guys! Arreh, Midgie, Putzy, Vadermath, KingFrozen, Joey, Michael, Peanut, G, how’s everyone? I’m fine, thanks. I wish it didn’t take three and a half days for this page to load…
August 29, 2010 at 2:27 am
That’s the price we pay for the sheer awesome that is us. Personally, loading isn’t a problem. Though there is an incredible lag between me typing something in the box and it appearing. About three seconds. I’ve taken to typing my messages in notepad and just copy-pasting.
August 29, 2010 at 11:19 am
I’ve been doing that for a while, and with the last entry, too.
Until, suddenly, Chrome out of nowhere!
And there is no lag. So stop using Firefox or IE, load up chrome, and everything is approx. 15 bajillion times faster.
In other news, I got my GCSE results back and I won everything.
August 30, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Congratulations on both the test and the gratuitous product placement! Now please explain either or both!
August 31, 2010 at 1:56 am
Chrome! Use chrome! I get paid by the mention! Chrome chrome chrome!
Also, GCSEs! Tests! Qualifications! I did really well! Nearly all top grades! Chrome! Exclamation marks! I got a perfect 2 year result in my physics!
Chrome!
August 31, 2010 at 6:09 am
Physics? Wow. I had to choose between physics and music, so didn’t get to do physics.
Probably for the best though. I really only like theories that can’t be proven or that have little maths.
September 2, 2010 at 6:04 am
For example, the bend in space time caused by an object’s mass. That’s pretty cool. OH! And entanglement theory and Shroedinger’s Cat. All awesome stuff.
September 2, 2010 at 6:39 pm
Which of you ladies missed me?
September 3, 2010 at 6:12 am
>implying the curvature of space due to mass or acceleration, entanglement theory and quantum wave function collapse aren’t heavily mathematical.
You fool, Midge.
And Joey, I have lain awake every night, wondering when you would return.
September 3, 2010 at 5:24 pm
Yes joey, you were supposed to come back to bed, but you toke to long.
September 5, 2010 at 6:09 am
In order to combine the two topics we were discussing:
Perhaps Joey was travelling near the speed of light close to a black hole, thus he was taking a reasonable time to get back to bed, but it seemed longer for you.
September 6, 2010 at 2:57 pm
Precisely correct my pint-sized pal!
September 8, 2010 at 4:58 am
I know it’s seriously boring to make a game journal, but really! PLEASE! You kept it going pretty well, what happened?
September 8, 2010 at 5:00 am
Suck my dick, you never did this before — you don’t know whats going on little nooblett!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 9, 2010 at 6:36 am
The presence of the above reply saddens me.
September 9, 2010 at 7:55 pm
… I say it’s Putz.
September 11, 2010 at 1:13 am
Wrong icon, but I guess it’s possible…
Shame on you, Putzy! What happened to the bright-eyed, bushy-tailed young psycho we used to know and love?
September 12, 2010 at 3:54 am
Woah woah woah, that dude isn’t me. His comment doesn’t even make sense. And I always make ching chong potato.
September 13, 2010 at 6:11 am
Nobody leaves this room until the mystery is solved.
One of us here is the culprit, and it could be any one of us. It could even have been me.
Or is that just what the poster wants us to think?
September 15, 2010 at 5:51 am
This conspiracy obviously has many layers. We need to be subtle, yet brutal. This must be thought through carefully.
I suggest copious amounts of fire.
September 20, 2010 at 6:09 am
I have started preparing a closing statement for the site. I will post it eventually. Hopefully someone will come back soon…
September 20, 2010 at 10:42 am
Now I don’t want to post so I can read it.
September 20, 2010 at 1:13 pm
Nope! Too late! Timer reset! CPR successful! Grabbing Pills!
IT’S ALIIIIVE!!!! AHHAHHAAAA!!!!
People, please get beack here!
September 20, 2010 at 3:22 pm
I am beack here.
I have always been beack here.
September 21, 2010 at 5:56 am
Lurkers! Damn it, they’re everywhere! They’re coming out of the god-damn walls! Or, well, from their homes, I guess.
September 23, 2010 at 4:54 pm
I wish they would. Might liven this place up.
C’mon you fuckers, get out here.
September 24, 2010 at 4:55 am
Perhaps we need some raw meat. Or a troll. Does anyone know where we can find any?
September 24, 2010 at 2:46 pm
You can find some trolls at Pen Island.
September 25, 2010 at 2:29 am
Then we must venture there! Sounds like a mysterious place full of whimsy and terror in equal measure! Who is with me on this expedition?
September 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm
You have my sword (of +2 adventuring).
September 25, 2010 at 1:39 pm
And my Axe (shaped guitar).
September 25, 2010 at 3:45 pm
And my antagonism.
September 25, 2010 at 4:18 pm
And my uncanny ability to detect the presence of ninja lurking in darkness. It’s extra-sensory.
September 25, 2010 at 8:18 pm
Could somebody send an email to this guy or something and get him to make a new post!
September 26, 2010 at 9:22 am
Silence, I want! We have more pressing matters at hand! Like how no one is… commenting… hmmm…
In a search for a solution, I have inadvertantly solved the problem! Damn, I’m accidentally a genius!
So how is everyone?
September 26, 2010 at 9:31 am
I was sick for the week just before school holidays, so I get a three week holiday. THE MORE YOU KNOW
September 26, 2010 at 11:26 am
*whistles casually while strolling by*…
… Oh, hey guys. Didn’t see you there.
September 26, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Ohshit it’s some guy.
September 27, 2010 at 1:57 am
Everyone is returning! It’s almost as if there is some psychic signal, calling us. I wonder why?
September 27, 2010 at 2:25 am
‘Tis the will of Goat, Midget. Do not question his almightiness.
September 28, 2010 at 7:50 pm
I heard there was a rally going on? Also, it’s my birthday today. Isn’t that cool?
September 29, 2010 at 12:47 am
Michael! Happy birthday! Have some more italics.
September 29, 2010 at 7:54 am
Right! The rally has a purpose now! Bring forth the babies and novelty birthday candles! We feast for seven days and six nights!
September 29, 2010 at 1:31 pm
Also, overuse of exclamation marks is now being enforced!
September 29, 2010 at 3:56 pm
I like pancakes.
September 30, 2010 at 11:09 am
As do I, dupersude, as do I. On an unrelated topic, the Hiatus Crew got a mention on the TV Tropes page about Nondrick. It was good.
September 30, 2010 at 12:22 pm
*Gasp*! Is that supposed to be an attack at us? “Why don’t you marry it”? MAYBE WE WILL.
October 1, 2010 at 2:41 am
Yeah, you tell the- wait, what?
October 1, 2010 at 3:00 am
The TVTropes page, upon labelling us “Disaster scavengers” also linked to the article “Why don’t you marry it”. So now we need to find a religion who will support such an act, marrying an online blog….
Luckily we already have one.
Praise be to Goat.
October 1, 2010 at 4:16 am
That would mean that either there is a lurker here that mentioned us, or…or….OR IT WAS ONE OF US
October 1, 2010 at 5:26 am
HERETICS!
October 2, 2010 at 1:56 am
I think it’s time for an INQUISITION!
Bet none of you expected that!
October 3, 2010 at 12:24 am
Right, who are the most likely candidaates for heresy? Bring them forth, and seat them on the COMFY CHAIR!
October 3, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I guess I’ll go first, seeing as I’m the only antagonist about.
October 3, 2010 at 12:35 pm
Oh and before we throw this here switch we should probably mention it’s an electric chair and the comfy part is only there to make your last moments not AS painful. So long!
October 3, 2010 at 6:30 pm
Meh. I’ve survived a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, I’ll survive this.
October 4, 2010 at 12:10 am
Pan Galactic Garble Blasters are a drink consumed by billions of customers across the universe all the time.
Electrocution by Comfy Chair is not.
You will not survive.
October 4, 2010 at 12:43 am
What trickery is this? We’re not cru- oh wait, yes we are. DO YOU CONFESS TO YOUR CRIMES HERETIC?!?!
October 5, 2010 at 1:16 am
Refusing to speak from guilt, eh? TURN ON THE ELECTRIC COUCH!
October 5, 2010 at 7:05 am
AYE AYE. /run ElectricCouch.exe
October 5, 2010 at 3:00 pm
Well, well? Joey’s being electrocuted? Not without me!
October 5, 2010 at 8:21 pm
So it’s an electrocution we’re having, eh?
It’s been a while.
I only wish the death of the Hiatus crew will be as energetic, but I fear we die a slow heat death.
Small amount of internets to anyone who gets the scientific concept.
October 5, 2010 at 10:51 pm
Is it to do with the sun?
Getting distracted… DO YOU CONFESS NOW, HERETIC?
October 6, 2010 at 1:36 am
The fact that due to pollution the earth is slowly being turned into a Galactic Cookie?
On topic: It’s for the best, Joey. Just confess, and you will be… preserved, so to speak. A place where you can do no harm to anyone, and no harm can come to you.
October 6, 2010 at 8:21 am
Preserved alright… In an airtight Urn.
October 6, 2010 at 7:07 pm
Michael, happy belated birthday, sorry I missed it. 😀
Guess what? I’m incubating some infantonium. Blech!
Hey, how come we’re having an Inquisition?
October 7, 2010 at 1:04 am
Who the hell is this guy? Did we accept more Hiatus members while I was away?
October 7, 2010 at 8:09 am
@dupersude: Which one?
@bbop: Is that a euphemism?
The Inquisition is because we found a (hilarious, yet vaguely offensive) entry about us on TV Tropes.
@Joey: Your continued silence will not save you from the wrath of the INQUISITION! Bring forth the RACK!
October 7, 2010 at 11:47 am
Oh.
…………..
Hrm. Well…this is awkward…
……………
That was me. Mystery solved, no Inquisition necessary.
October 7, 2010 at 1:27 pm
… HERETIC! BRING FORTH THE SECOND ELECTRIC COUCH.
October 8, 2010 at 5:42 pm
Someone link me her heresies. I could not find them.
I will judge once I have read, and call down a judging judgement.
October 8, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Yeah, someone link it. I haven’t read it either.
October 9, 2010 at 4:19 am
Your guilt is suspect. View your crimes and despair, potential HERETIC!
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LivingInOblivion
October 9, 2010 at 8:09 am
1,500th!
October 9, 2010 at 11:28 am
Oh, THAT.
That wasn’t I.
I do, however, find it hilarious. It doesn’t hurt my feelings in the slightest.
October 9, 2010 at 7:13 pm
I can’t even find a reference. Perhaps I’m not trying very hard, but that’s beside the point. It hides itself from me.
I think it has to have been B-bop, let’s hurry up and electrocute her.
Trial concluded. Um, sort of.
October 10, 2010 at 12:49 am
Damn it, you people are so damn difficult! Why can’t you just let me burn you?
October 10, 2010 at 1:22 am
Burning? Why didn’t you say so? I don’t mind being burned at the stake. I know it’s the traditional punishment for heresy, but you said ELECTROCUTION. I’m not into that.
October 10, 2010 at 10:09 am
ELECTROCUTION.
October 11, 2010 at 1:08 am
How about we compromise and burn the heretic on an electric stove?
It may take longer than a gas stove, but at least then EVERYONE’S unhappy!
October 13, 2010 at 1:15 am
Okay, fine. No stoves. Just stop giving me the silent treatment already!
October 13, 2010 at 1:52 am
Damn right. I demand the noble death to which I am entitled. Off with my head!
October 13, 2010 at 7:59 am
Hang her like a commoner!
October 13, 2010 at 11:31 pm
Are we going to have to compromise again?
Bring forth the razor string!
October 14, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Why don’t we rip off her feet first?
October 14, 2010 at 4:19 pm
Rip it all off.
All off everywhere.
Or, or; we could talk about it like adults.
October 15, 2010 at 3:12 am
HAHA! You make me laugh, Arreh! Us, adults? You’re talking to about three people there.
But okay, let’s try it. After you!
October 17, 2010 at 8:04 am
WE NEED 10 CC’s OD ADRENALINE, STAT! DON’T DIE ON ME NOW, COMMENT SECTION!
October 17, 2010 at 11:13 am
Sorry, was at a party and ungggggghhh.
Good fun though.
October 17, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Man, I keep checking back here everyday, reading the comics and waiting to see if a new Nonny update will happen. I guess Chris isn’t updating anymore? D:
October 18, 2010 at 11:52 am
Probably, Wolven, but the Golden Rule is to NEVER SAY IT.
Good stuff happen, Arreh?
October 18, 2010 at 3:23 pm
What can I say, Midge, I am universally loved. I just can’t stop good things happening to me.
October 20, 2010 at 9:09 am
Yeah. It’s tough being people like us.
October 20, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Tough like gristle.
I hate gristle.
Can we burn some people now?
Or electrocute them?
I got an iPhone the other day, I’m sure there’s an app I could get to do the job.
October 20, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I hate sand. It’s coarse and rough and gets everywhere.
Not like you.
October 20, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Thats what she said isn’t it putz? It’s okay, I’m here for you…
October 20, 2010 at 8:50 pm
This is all like
I don’t know what this is all like
What is this all like?
October 21, 2010 at 3:26 am
Heartwarming.
New Vegas FTW!
October 21, 2010 at 6:17 am
Ah, she deigns to grace us with her presence.
October 21, 2010 at 3:11 pm
From now on I am going to decreed February the 15th “Official Nondrick Day”
=D
October 21, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Where the hell do these guys keep coming from?
Send them all away.
ALL OF THEM
October 21, 2010 at 7:21 pm
ALL OF THEM!
October 21, 2010 at 10:09 pm
I have a better idea. PRIME THE GRAND INQUISITOR CHAMBERS IN LORD SHEOGORATHS DUNGEON. WE have some ELECTROCUTIONS to prepare!
October 23, 2010 at 1:18 am
Excellent! But first we must accomplish these other vaguely related tasks. I think the fetch quests are generally first. Someone grab an egg whisk and three litres of liquid helium!
October 24, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I think I’m sensing a pattern here. I comment twice, then do nothing for a while, then everyone else comments. Clearly I’m not wanted here… Have fun you guys… *sniff*
October 24, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Midgey, Midgey Midgey Midgey
D’awwwww
Nawwwwww
Awwwwwww
Sup guys.
October 24, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Like Jesus but cooler.
October 25, 2010 at 3:04 am
Gah! It’s Zombie Joey! Quick, somebody restrain him! He must be dissected! FOR SCIENCE!
October 25, 2010 at 10:58 pm
NO! ELECTROCUTE HIM.
October 26, 2010 at 3:10 pm
But, what would come of his body parts if we electrocute him first? Clearly we must come to a compromise! Let’s dissect him, and then electrocute him! And to not spoil the effect, we must dissect him while alive so that he can be electrocuted to death!
October 26, 2010 at 7:35 pm
It makes me happy the last comment on this non-updated blog, on a post written in February, was a mere 5 hours ago.
I salute you all, with your dedications.
October 27, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Thanks, ‘terp. That’s awful sweet of you.
Aw shucks, now I’ve gone all red.
October 27, 2010 at 4:50 pm
I’m sure I should resent being called a ‘terp. But, I am awful sweet. So I’ll let it go.
October 28, 2010 at 4:12 am
I think he was just shortening your posting name. InTERPretations. etc.
October 28, 2010 at 10:05 am
…*cough* I knew that.
Sorry, I’m more used to being called TIOM or TIM 😛
October 30, 2010 at 12:59 am
our kitchen appliances are mostly made by Panasonic and Electrolux, my mom always trust these brands ..
October 30, 2010 at 1:01 am
Mentioning your mother is a new low, spambot.
November 1, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Spambots?
In MY comments section?
November 2, 2010 at 1:14 am
:p
Not one of you remembered my birthday. But that’s okay, that would’ve been creepy, right?
As the queen of Albion, we forgive your crimes.
November 2, 2010 at 2:41 pm
Hey look its that place I rarely go to anymore with all those people I used to speak to.
Welp, seeyah next year.
November 2, 2010 at 9:45 pm
*pops in to make sure all of you chaps know I haven’t forgotten ya*
November 2, 2010 at 10:16 pm
It’s Vadermath! Quick! Someone restrain him!
November 2, 2010 at 10:41 pm
Why would we do that? It’s a revival!
November 4, 2010 at 12:05 am
Right, what happened? Did someone sound the Horn of Hiatus?
November 4, 2010 at 2:43 am
it is actually fun to be on music festivals because i love music so much ~
November 4, 2010 at 10:49 am
Wat?
November 4, 2010 at 8:45 pm
I concur dupersude.
Do you guys concur?
November 5, 2010 at 4:29 am
I concurrently concur.
On what topic do we concur?
November 5, 2010 at 12:27 pm
The topic of our concurring of course. God Midget keep up.
I move that I be the keeper of votes. In the event of a tie or a loss I shall be he who appoints the victor. All those for?
All those against?
November 5, 2010 at 5:07 pm
No one should have that much power; Goat knows we have nothing but votes and talk.
In other news, guys, I have crushed all who oppose me. The path is clear.
November 5, 2010 at 11:25 pm
Well, you oppose me, and we have one vote either way.
That means that I, as keeper of votes, declare that I be made Keeper of Votes.
The logic is sound.
November 8, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Yes, but protesting a speeding ticket based on the Hiesenburg Uncertainty Principle is also logically sound on the surface of it.
I challenge anyone to make a more complex and scientifically obscure joke. I DARE you.
November 8, 2010 at 9:02 pm
Please, uncertainty principle? That’s like the popular kid of scientific principles. Everyone knows it. Especially I, Arreh, Lord of Physics. But everyone also.
November 9, 2010 at 6:18 am
Lord of physics? More like lord of…
um…
the rings! Ooo take that. Take it like a shy school girl.
November 9, 2010 at 6:39 pm
I wonder if this will ever get updated…
It has been a long time since I checked the comments, last time I was here we were doing storytelling. Ahhh, good times. Anyway guys, see you in a few weeks. Or months. Or years.
November 11, 2010 at 2:32 am
great ending!!! do more!
November 12, 2010 at 2:23 am
Ending?! This is no ending, chris! This is the beginning of a new era… a shame you will not live to witness it.
November 12, 2010 at 10:02 pm
Why wont he live to witness it? I would like to call a vote!
I vote that he lives and joins our ranks! Become one of us chris 12!!
November 13, 2010 at 1:48 am
I’ll vote no, just because I can.
November 13, 2010 at 6:04 am
That makes it 2-1. I need another vote in my favour before I can do anything…
crap.
November 13, 2010 at 3:07 pm
I vote no, never, absolutely not.
November 13, 2010 at 10:39 pm
I vote he be inducted… posthumously!
November 15, 2010 at 12:59 pm
I think Doc Peanut’s suggestion has merit. Posthmous would be humourous.
Or should I say… POSTHUMOUROUS?
No, I definitely should NOT say that.
November 15, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I won’t lie, guys, we have enough material on these comments for several years of stand-up comedy gigs.
Which is why I have just copyrighted you all.
November 15, 2010 at 10:43 pm
How can you copyright an individual who only exists within your imagination? This is the internet after all.
November 17, 2010 at 10:46 pm
Writers of fiction do that sort of thing all the time, whether on the internet or off it.
November 19, 2010 at 2:21 am
This whole series has been a great read. Absolutely hilarious. Thanks for what you’ve done so far, and please, PLEASE come back and give us some more!
November 19, 2010 at 7:19 am
WHERE DO YOU KEEP COMING FROM
November 20, 2010 at 8:57 am
I have been studying the specimens presented at length, and can draw only one conclusion: They originate from OUTSIDE NONDRICK! *thunder crack*
Gentlemen, it begins…
November 20, 2010 at 11:19 am
What happens? I don’t get the reference. ‘Splain please!!
Also, there is a surprisingly small amount of internet outside of nondrick. It would seem that our excessive comment posting has caused us to eat the internet storage devices at google.
I think we need to all go to rehab.
November 21, 2010 at 7:51 am
I say no no no.
I also hate myself for that.
November 22, 2010 at 1:52 am
You should. You really should.
November 23, 2010 at 4:22 pm
Girls.
Bah.
November 25, 2010 at 2:04 pm
You guys know a site where you can post original stories and read other peoples and help them improve their writing?
November 25, 2010 at 5:01 pm
Yeah, I know a good one.
http://tinyurl.com/35telo3
November 26, 2010 at 4:37 am
You went to the trouble of copying this link, going to tinyurl, making it smaller, then copy-pasting it back here just for that?
November 26, 2010 at 7:13 am
Yes. Yes I did.
Je regrette rien.
November 27, 2010 at 12:38 pm
I miss Nondrick.
December 2, 2010 at 4:12 pm
We all do.
December 2, 2010 at 10:14 am
i always make sure that our kitchen appliances are very clean and shiny before using them -*~
December 7, 2010 at 9:42 am
I make sure my kitchen appliances are plugged in before I use them. You’d be surprised how ineffective they are otherwise.
December 8, 2010 at 9:50 pm
So, guys, almost a year now since this update. Anyone think we’ll make it a year, or will Chris make a surprise update?! My money’s on the first option.
December 9, 2010 at 7:20 am
Holey shit (a more disturbing image than holy shit, I find), this was posted back in February. Yeah, we’ll make it a year.
Oh boy.
I just hope we can all make it ’til the next update.
STAY STRONG LADS (and the occasional ladette)
December 9, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Well, yeah. Lately however, we haven’t really been too active. That’s not very Hiatus Crew-like, is it? Time to post at least twice a day again! Revive the Crew!
December 10, 2010 at 7:22 am
Revive! Crew! Post! Interesting content optional! Let’s do it!
LET’S DO IT
December 10, 2010 at 2:26 pm
Come on, hiatus crew! If nondrick is inactive and you guys don’t post, what the hell am I going to read instead of studying for final exams? NOTHING! I’ll have to be lame and lurk on youtube, instead.
Save me from this fate!
December 11, 2010 at 10:02 am
I do not know this person
but by goat he’s right
We have to save him from a fate of good grades.
HIATUS CREW
ACTIVATE
December 12, 2010 at 3:47 am
FIRST! Livin in Skyrim anyone???
December 12, 2010 at 3:48 am
Crew roll-call!
DOCTOR PEANUT!
December 12, 2010 at 6:43 am
THAT CRAZY GUY WITH A BOX OF DONUTS, HERE TO SUPPLY YOU WITH FOOD!
December 12, 2010 at 12:54 pm
MIDGETS 1 THROUGH 53!
WONDERING WHY I HAVE YET TO BE OFFERED SAID DOUGHNUTS!
ALSO WONDERING WHY WE ARE SHOUTING!
December 12, 2010 at 7:43 pm
*hiatus crew revival alarm rings*
Hoooray, for posting twice a day,
the crew we must revive, if the blog is not to die!
Also, TESV has been announced, it’s called TESV: Skyrim, and it’ll be released in November 2011. The only reason Chris hasn’t been continuing this blog is because he’s bored with Oblivion. If, however, he were to play TESV, I am sure he will continue this! We must simply hold on for just another year, and Nondrick might be here!
December 14, 2010 at 6:28 am
A new Nondrick! We can only hope for such divine gifts to be showered upon us!
Though I do wonder what an updated graphics engine might do to his… unique visage.
December 14, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Don’t worry, Midget. Bethesda always finds a way to fuck up their engines.
December 18, 2010 at 9:41 pm
HOLY SHIT I’M IN EGYPT
December 20, 2010 at 1:15 am
Is this a good “Holy Shit”, as in “WOW IT IS AWESOME”, or a bad “Holy Shit”, as in “I AM TIED TO A SHEEP, MY HAIR IS DYED BLUE AND I DON’T KNOW HOW I GOT HERE”?
Either way, awesome!
December 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Putzy Von Putzingburg The Third, reporting in.
Maybe if this page didn’t take eight fucking hours to load, then I would post more. Which would make it take longer to load. Fuck.
December 21, 2010 at 2:44 pm
>there will never be another blog post
sadfrog.jpg
December 21, 2010 at 7:43 pm
Your lack of faith disturbs me.
December 23, 2010 at 6:28 am
I feel your guy’s pain. For some reason I keep returning to this page in hopes of a new post. I just lurk through your replies but never speak. I have made my presence known. Realize that I am watching.
December 23, 2010 at 11:58 pm
This raises an interesting point. How many lurkers are there around here?
December 24, 2010 at 11:34 am
I’m always lurking. I’m subscribed to these comments. I have email back ups of everything you’ve ever said.
…good day.
December 24, 2010 at 11:09 am
And more importantly, who gives a shit?
December 24, 2010 at 7:46 pm
I commented once way way up there but I’ve been lurking ever since anxiously awaiting the return of Nondrick.
December 25, 2010 at 8:21 am
Happy Quaid-e-Azam’s Day, everyone!
December 25, 2010 at 10:15 am
Yes, and to you, Midget, and to you.
And the rest of you fuckers.
December 28, 2010 at 6:56 am
So, um, when is Chris updating this? In the next few years or so? cause I’m going to get a job, or go to university/college when I turn 18, and I’m nearly 15 now, so I need to plan ahead.
December 29, 2010 at 12:12 pm
Ahhh, new guy, he make joke.
But seriously, a) where do they keep coming from? and b) WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS
December 30, 2010 at 3:48 am
Hey, Arreh, when did you join us? I was under the impression that you were a somewhat new guy as well.
December 30, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Oh boy. I’ve been here since the very first post, commenting for the past year or two. Maybe more, time does odd things down here.
Back when the Hiatus crew hit a particularly slow patch, I was pained to see it die, and so enter Arreh. With the arrival of the cyber-pirate-ninja-Arreh things picked up (not that they wouldn’t have anyway) and the glory days – if not returned – at least didn’t seem so far away.
Don’t give me your new guy trollop.
Anyone doing anything interesting for New Year? I’m off to London to see a beau.
January 1, 2011 at 2:13 am
My New Year’s Plans extended as far as:
Part 1 – Get a Bottle of Scotch
Part 2 – Get someone to organise a venue for the Bottle of Scotch
Part 3 – Drink the Bottle of Scotch
It all worked very well, I think.
January 4, 2011 at 1:51 am
I’m attempting the same experiment, I need readers to motivate me to do it! It’s located here:
http://lifeincyrodiil.tumblr.com/
January 4, 2011 at 6:23 am
At least you’re honest about your advertisements. Better than the rest of the people. I’m looking at YOU, Spambot #42, better known as PINE WARDROBE!
January 9, 2011 at 12:01 am
Sorry, just passing through.
January 9, 2011 at 7:08 am
I say we call Chris a fag every day, and then he’ll have to update it! What else can we do?
January 9, 2011 at 11:59 am
We could be polite and civilised?
Oh wait, it’s the Internet. Never mind.
January 10, 2011 at 6:52 am
actually, that was a reference to the great concerned comic;
http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2005-08-17
so, politeness resume!!!
and have you guys been coming on here for a year? wow, that is dedication. I bet Chris has forgotten this, or something.
oh, and Chris is a fag.
January 10, 2011 at 7:21 am
Have we been coming on here for a year?
Ahahahaha.
Oh how little you know.
January 10, 2011 at 7:22 am
Also nice reference.
Good to meet you.
January 10, 2011 at 12:17 pm
Wow. That reference shows some pretty serious dedication. Impressive!
We are called the Hiatus Crew for a reason. Look up the article “Hiatus”. 2 years, 2 months.
January 11, 2011 at 12:55 am
well sign me up sonny. Put me on this hiatus list please.
It would be awesome if Chris made a RDR version of this, or a Halo Reach Version of Concerned. That would make me lol.
ooo, he should update First Person Shouter! its really ironic how on his last post he says “First Person Shouter isn’t going anywhere” and that is his last post for 8 months!!! fail
Chris is a fag.
January 11, 2011 at 4:34 pm
Well, someone’s been at the fizzy drinks.
January 12, 2011 at 4:44 am
Chris is a fag.
January 12, 2011 at 11:28 pm
Come on! If you’re going to constantly insult the host of this site, the least you could do is put some effort into your posts. Add some commentary, start a conversation, use different languages, that sort of thing.
January 13, 2011 at 5:05 am
fuck. I just wrote a 20 minute long piece on why a nondrick Bully Scholarship would rule, and I posted it, and it isn’t shown. damn. Lets just say if Chris played as a Preppie NPC in chapter 3, it would rule.
Chris is a fag.
January 13, 2011 at 6:50 am
We thank you for your effort.
January 13, 2011 at 7:12 am
I’m just glad I no longer have to spend such long periods of time alone with Midgie.
(He’s craaaaazy)
January 13, 2011 at 8:16 am
Shut up and get back in the basement, Arreh! We haven’t gotten to use the gopher and the seventeen blocks of limestone yet!
January 13, 2011 at 5:23 pm
Sounds like an adventure.
Well, a painful adventure.
Well, pain.
January 14, 2011 at 3:24 am
http://www.urbanterror.info/news/home/
its a free online shooter. just download and play. We should have like a nondrick only game, you know.
I wish we hap sigs on here.
January 14, 2011 at 12:52 pm
Currently, that would consist of three people. It would be one of the saddest online games in the history of everything, ever.
I miss the rest of the Crew…
January 14, 2011 at 3:33 pm
I miss them too.
I miss them so much it hurts.
And if you scroll up, and go to other comment sections, it is like they are still there. That’s what hurts the most.
It is like being in a long-empty home, but having a floater in the toilet reminding you of the woman you once loved.
I’m so poetic.
January 14, 2011 at 11:53 pm
…
…
Thank you. That was very nice, Arreh.
January 15, 2011 at 6:25 am
What? I’m still here. Kind of. Just to confuse you really.
January 15, 2011 at 7:30 am
yeah. How do you know that these people aren’t just lurking around, and we can have super awesome (free) urban terror fun?
anyway, anyone looking forward to Bioshock Infinity? it looks really cool. I’ve played BS1 and I’m getting BS2 this week. Wicked!
January 17, 2011 at 4:43 am
Bioshock 1 was good, I didn’t like the ending very much though. It seemed to go on too long. They should have ended sooner to the whole Andrew Ryan confrontation.
Also, Bruce Willis is dead, Rosebud was his sled, Luke is Darth Vader’s son, Snape kills Dumbledore, Gandalf comes back, Hamlet, Mufasa, Trinity and everyone except Private Ryan gets killed and Tara is actually a tomato.
January 17, 2011 at 4:49 am
Hi guys.
January 17, 2011 at 7:51 am
I too felt the ending was a bit crappy. It just seemed like they just threw in a bunch of things randomly to fill the void between Ryan/Atlas revealed and Fontaine final boss battle.
“lets have the little sisters suddenly become the focus!”
“lets make Fontaine take away the player’s health willy nilly!”
“lets make that once you take this potion, plasmids get randomly switched all the time until you take some other potion!”
“lets make Jack into a Big Daddy! and then send him on an annoying escort mission where they protect some idiot AI!”
“Lets have some lame text pop up to tell us stuff instead of something creative and through gameplay!”
“Lets make Fontaine a giant monster who belongs in some boss battle 15 years ago”
“lets have a twist ending which is entirely reliant on a side-quest which suddenly becomes the main focus on the story!”
They’re all bad. There are some moments which I like(sort of liked the plasmid swapping thing) but the whole thing was pretty depressing considering the best and most colorful character (Andy) has died.
But of all the things, I hated the whole becoming a Big Daddy thing.
The whole thing was emphasized and then forgotten. I’ve permanently put on a diver’s suit, munted my voice so that I can communicate only with low pitch whale calls, and I smell terrible. Its a pretty big price to pay, and one that doesn’t really pay off; After doing all that, all I do is go through some linear corridors and then I’m at Fontaine’s door. Do I really need to be guided by the little sister? And then, its all swept under the rug, and never brought up again? Very unexplainable.
January 17, 2011 at 8:25 am
You twat, I hadn’t finished Saving Private Ryan.
January 17, 2011 at 12:23 pm
Lucky I was lying then. Someone else survives.
*ominous music*
January 17, 2011 at 2:40 pm
Hey, I’m still here. Just didn’t have any input to the ”conversation”, I guess. Also, fucking dupersude bro!
January 18, 2011 at 12:53 am
HOLY COW DUPERSUDE AND MICHAEL!
Totally missed his two word comment up there. Sorry!
How are we all?
January 18, 2011 at 1:28 am
HOLY UPDATING NONDRICK! Dupersude?!
Okay, who else is hiding in the closet? Get out already!
January 18, 2011 at 5:51 am
yay! we can have that Urban terror battle now!
January 18, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Well, yeah, the problem here is posting again after your first post… We need some kind of motivation to stay. I’m sorry to admit that the magic has left me.
January 20, 2011 at 9:32 am
Perhaps we need to liven the place up a bit!
Disco is still cool, right?
Right?
January 20, 2011 at 3:37 pm
Yes, it could be cool. Let’s throw a party!
January 20, 2011 at 4:55 pm
I’m the third post in a single day!
That’s a party by our standards.
Cool party, guys. I think you got the right crowd.
January 20, 2011 at 9:00 pm
Wow, that makes this the fourth post in one day!
January 21, 2011 at 5:57 am
when we reach 4000 comments and no one is allowed to comment…
where will we go? what will happen then?
and woot! can we have that urban terror battle now? we could just join a really big server!
January 22, 2011 at 9:35 am
Serious Answer: Chris locks the comments, so I don’t think it will cap out at 4000.
Non-Serious Answer: Then, my friends, we will have reached the Point of No Return. The Internet will tremble at our wrath, as our armies of Infantonium Cyborgs march upon the Livingstone Citadel! And through the ruins of the Great Gate, we shall ride our Goat Chariots to victory! ARE YOU WITH ME, BROTHERS (and one (known) sister)?
January 23, 2011 at 12:12 am
Serious Answer: No, get off that poor Goat!
Non-Serious Answer: AYE, TO VICTORY! Let’s show those peasants who rule this part of the internet(and Livingstone Citadel)!
January 23, 2011 at 9:49 pm
AND MY AXE
January 23, 2011 at 11:13 pm
I have a random selection of alchemical ingredients for which I’d be willing to offer a discount, provided you are able to threaten, cajole, amuse, and impress me in the correct order.
Sorry but I’m still working on the infantonium. It’s still in the fetal stage.
Also, my goat broke down. Can I get a ride?
January 24, 2011 at 12:31 am
How does a Goat… Nevermind, we can discuss that later.
Surely you can stimulate the foetal growth throught the introduction of xyloglucan oligosaccharides? Alternatively, I could lend you Kingfrozen’s pituitary gland, which I have for… safe keeping…
Right, Xyloglucan Oligosaccharides should be impressive, and I would be cajoled by a pituitary gland. Two more to go.
January 24, 2011 at 9:00 am
I find I am also simultaneously intimidated and amused by your claim to possess Kingfrozen’s pituitary gland. And by those long words you used.
Your speechcraft leveled up.
I have reduced my prices by 2%. Enjoy your marginally cheaper crab meat.
January 24, 2011 at 4:13 pm
The point is not what we won, but that we won.
Treat anything, no matter, how small, as a victory.
Then you will have rooms of trophies. Rooms.
January 24, 2011 at 4:23 pm
And rooms of discount crab meat.
Sweet victory!
January 24, 2011 at 10:04 pm
Hm, maybe I could have some of that delicious discount crab meat? I haven’t eaten for days!
January 26, 2011 at 7:21 am
And suddenly it’s almost as if we aren’t a dying entity.
January 26, 2011 at 12:47 pm
With the exception of Michael, who hasn’t eaten in days.
January 26, 2011 at 9:09 pm
What? I’m still he- *dies from starvation*
January 27, 2011 at 2:51 am
I know, lets play continue the story!!!
I’ll start.
There once was an angry dude called Johm, who one day decided to travel across the world to find…
January 27, 2011 at 5:22 pm
The bastard who chose the cruel twist to his name. He hated that ‘M’.
January 27, 2011 at 5:21 pm
Johm is a ridiculous name.
January 27, 2011 at 5:23 pm
We both saw that huh.
January 27, 2011 at 7:46 pm
But finding him wasn’t an easy task. He sailed seas, he climbed mountains, and traversed deserts, but he still wouldn’t find that bastard who chose the cruel twist to his name(that’s his official name now).
But after countless months, he made his way to India, where in the local bar, he found a clue as to where the bastard who chose the cruel twist to his name resided.
It was in…
January 28, 2011 at 7:25 am
…the depths of deep night that this secret was revealed to him. A dying Indian man whispered into Johm’s ear.
“To find the bastard who chose the cruel twist to his name, Johm, you must first find yourself. After that, you should start looking in Pyongyang.”
North Korea, eh? thought Johm. He chuckled to himself as he realised…
January 28, 2011 at 3:54 pm
…that getting into North Korea would be quite a hard task. But Johm was determined to find the bastard who chose the cruel twist to his name, and would stop at nothing. Equipped with only his woollen pants, his sack shirt and a leather belt, he set out for Pyongyang, riding on the wings of the night.
Countless of Asian towns later, he made his way to South Korea, where he found a popular band, SNSD, or, Girl’s Revolution, who were singing about something called Intel. Had this Intel thing something to do with the bastard who chose the cruel twist to his name? Johm asked one of the girls, and they said…
January 30, 2011 at 10:07 am
“누가 우리에게 횡설수설을 회담이 미친 사람이다?”.
In his haste, Johm had completely forgotten that there is such thing as other languages. Stranded in the middle of Seoul, thousands of miles from home with nothing but the clothes on his back, Johm could have easily panicked. But his training had prepared him for a moment like this, his years of training at…
January 31, 2011 at 4:40 pm
Hogwarts.
“Hedwig, to arms!” he cried.
“AND MY AXE,” said Hedwig.
With a bellow, the giant owl monster crashed once more into the fray, drawing from under her feathers a single pair of…
February 1, 2011 at 4:43 am
Tweezers, needed now more than ever due to the unsightly hairs Johm had noticed on the singer’s upper lip. He stared, transfixed in horror at the unsightly keratin growth. It wasn’t quite curly, it wasn’t quite brown, it seemed to be staring directly into his soul. Luckily, the hypno-hair was soon vanquished thanks to…
February 1, 2011 at 6:40 am
Johm (sorry, typo)aggressively attacking her face with the tweezers. The hair was gone, but Johm was so disgusted than he kept attacking until she was dead. Her skull was mangled, and Johm felt great sorrow for her. Johm then screams in horror as her corpse morphs and mutates into…
February 1, 2011 at 3:56 pm
…a bubbling puddle of goo and oil. Johm was quite ashamed about his paraphilia for bubbling puddles of goo and oil, so he made sure that no one was around. Then he took out his phone and shot a photo of it, and said to himself; ”Boy, this IS Spooksville!”.
He went to his local hotel and started looking at the picture when someone knocked on his door, and to his surprise, it was…
February 2, 2011 at 12:19 am
A horse, who was getting his rape on. Johm noticed the giant boner the horse had. It was about as long as his arm. Johm looked deep into the horse’s eyes, and it was deprived of love. It just wanted to get freaky with Johm.
Johm screams in horror as the horse’s large dong speeds towards his face. Johm tries to…
February 2, 2011 at 7:25 am
adjust to the constant changing of tenses. As he stood there, dazed, he noticed the horse had a rider.
Of course, he though, who else could it be?
Atop his rape-horse the bastard who chose the cruel twist to his name sat proud.
He opened his mouth to speak, and…
February 3, 2011 at 8:20 pm
So, is he going to do this again in Skyrim? In video format maybe?
February 4, 2011 at 2:34 am
… Cried Johm, having been possessed by the soul of a strange, fish-faced man. The power of this soul’s complete apathy tore through Johm, forcing his physical form into another dimension…
February 4, 2011 at 5:12 am
Johm is thrown into this weird world. He sh!ts himself as he observes the strange planet he has found himself on. he awes as…
February 11, 2011 at 3:12 am
Wave upon wave of nothingness descended from the sky, enveloping Johm in a flood of absence. However, given that nothing is, in fact, nothing, Johm was completely unaffected by this. But the silence of the voices dictating his adventure disturbed him, thus in a bid for attention, he proceeded to…
February 14, 2011 at 3:23 am
… masturbate furiously! Until he could do so no more, and not because of fatigue, but because of…
February 15, 2011 at 8:26 pm
It’s almost March, maybe we’ll get an update like last year in February!
February 16, 2011 at 4:25 am
Hey, yeah! Yesterday was this post’s birthday!
Happy birthday, “The Alchemist’s Code”! Your continued existence brings sadness and joy to my heart, in unequal measure!
February 17, 2011 at 8:08 pm
Well, this is actually quite sad… It’s been a year and two days since this update, where did Chris go?
Oh, and isn’t this a new Hiatus record? If so, you heard it here first, folks!
February 19, 2011 at 8:15 am
so, anyone got any good RDR stories?
One time, I was riding from Armadillo to Macfarlane Ranch, and I was somewhere before Warthington ranch. I was riding, and then I saw some people standing around holding guns. They were Bollard twin gang members, and they had a hostage. Normally, the hostage is tied up, and I thought this was the case, so I quickly enter dead eye and use the rest of my dead eye to take out the all the gang members with my repeater. After that, I realize that the hostage was being hanged. I had no more dead eye, so I had to keep shooting the rope while it was swinging and the guy was dieing. I keep shooting, but I can’t aim right. he dies exactly when I finally do shoot him down. EXACTLY at that moment. I was pissed. and that isn’t the worst of it.
Then, randomly, some dude walks over and sees the dead body, and starts crying, as if it were a brother or son or something. All I could do was stand there, and watch him cry over his lost one. It was a horrible, hopeless moment of despare. I was actually depressed in real life as well. These weren’t cut scene characters or special NPCs, just some random NPCs that made me sad.
I think this something all games open world games should aspire to. Its not enough to be open, you have got to make a living, breathing world where it looks like NPCs have lives and families and stuff. Random stuff happening like this is also a good thing.
February 19, 2011 at 11:25 am
I really fucking wish RDR was on the PC. I’d buy it in a flash, loooks like an amazing game.
February 23, 2011 at 6:49 am
Man, it is epic. Storyline, gameplay, atmosphere pretty much beets anything.
February 23, 2011 at 11:16 am
Oh man, don’t make me feel worse about not being able to play.
February 23, 2011 at 2:23 am
Red Dead Redemption is fun. I don’t know about the DLC though, I’ve debated it but haven’t bought it yet. Any recommendations?
February 23, 2011 at 6:46 am
You mean Undead nightmare?
Yeah, if you like zombies, then for sure. It kind of kills the realism that was built up in RDR though. Kind of would have preferred another cowboy DLC myself, but thats me.
It sure is fun, that is true.
February 23, 2011 at 11:10 am
Yes, but is it $20 worth of fun?
Bearing in mind that, if you go to the right places, $20 can get you FOUR shots of whiskey.
February 27, 2011 at 3:06 pm
Hey, is anyone else concerned at the news of the new Skyrim game? It seems as though faces have been fixed… What will we do if the fishfacedness that embodies Nondrick cannot be portrayed in future installments of The Elder Scrolls?!
March 13, 2011 at 7:01 pm
They are not fixed, it is just the character they are using in the trailer.
February 28, 2011 at 2:57 am
Ian, while it does concern me, let me quote Dr. Ian Malcolm(look, you share names!) from Jurassic Park;
”Life finds a way”.
February 28, 2011 at 10:41 pm
It is amazing how deep a movie about dinosaurs can be.
There is so much we can learn…
March 4, 2011 at 9:27 pm
you guys are massive faggots
March 5, 2011 at 7:39 am
Thank you for your constructive contribution, you sexy beast.
March 5, 2011 at 11:11 pm
what the deuce? why are people still posting here?
March 6, 2011 at 7:54 pm
We live here.
March 6, 2011 at 9:49 pm
Why wouldn’t we? It’s our home away from home.
March 7, 2011 at 8:01 am
Our home away from home that we access from home?
That word has now lost all meaning to me.
March 8, 2011 at 2:23 pm
Oh boy, it added my last name, too! Please don’t hunt me down and rape me!
March 8, 2011 at 11:24 pm
So basically what you’re trying to say, Michael, is that even if we cannot make a new Nondrick lookalike in Skyrim, we will at least be attacked and eaten by dinosaurs brought back by mad scientists. Is this correct?
I am comforted.
March 11, 2011 at 5:49 pm
No, no, that’s not what I meant, Ian.
What I DID mean, is that life will find a way to allow the creation of a Nondrick lookalike in Skyrim, even if it’s not supposed to be possible.
Hence, life finds a way!
March 11, 2011 at 9:48 pm
Oh, ok. That’s much better. Thanks!
March 16, 2011 at 6:42 am
Hello? Anyone?
They… They’re all gone… They’re dead. And the best part of it is I finally have the time! All the time I need! Time enough at last!
*Drops Glasses*
That’s not fair! That’s not fair at all!
March 16, 2011 at 7:08 am
If they were dead, I would be reading out a eulogy of some kind. We dwell in the shadows, waiting for a decent topic of discussion.
Your move, Ian.
March 18, 2011 at 5:15 am
I saw a mudcrab the other day.
March 18, 2011 at 9:07 am
Ugly little buggers.
March 19, 2011 at 4:34 am
i usually show them my balls, and then walk away
March 19, 2011 at 4:36 am
OK so…is he dead or did he kill himself?
March 19, 2011 at 6:55 pm
I heard something about goblins around here, recently. Nasty little creatures.
March 19, 2011 at 9:08 pm
Oh man, people are still here? Erm, hi guys.
March 20, 2011 at 2:34 am
We’re always here. Waiting. Watching.
March 20, 2011 at 4:18 am
Mostly watching. It’s kinda creepy, really. I’m still thinking of modding this whole blog into a series of books in oblivion… As soon as school work slackens a bit, I’ll get on that.
March 21, 2011 at 1:52 am
[SNORT]
March 21, 2011 at 8:48 pm
Oh, tell me you wouldn’t download it, Dupersude!
March 21, 2011 at 9:46 pm
Fine, be that way.
Dupersude, do you use IRC or something, bro?
March 22, 2011 at 1:58 am
Wouldn’t download what, Ian?
Michael, no I don’t have irc or a computer for that matter. I moved in with my bitch about 4 or 5 months ago and my only Internet access is on my mobile phone. I could check to see if I can get an app for irc though.
March 22, 2011 at 5:09 am
Wait a minute I get what you mean. When I said “[SNORT]” I was quoting npc’s in oblivion.
March 22, 2011 at 9:04 pm
Oh no, you don’t have a computer? That’s horrible! Well anyway, cool to hear that you moved in with your bitch. You should have told me, though. You know, I want to know everything about you.
Oh, and I understood that you were quoting NPCs with [SNORT] – that’s why I replied in the way I did.
Am I cool yet?
March 22, 2011 at 10:38 pm
No I know you got it Michael, and yes you were always cool. I was talking to Ian when I pointed out the quote because he thought I was referring to his idea of turning the blog into a mod of books.
But yeah I don’t have a computer. I have an iPhone so I do have the Internet but scrolling through all these comments takes SUCH A LONG FUCKING TIME.
But yeah. Any news from the other provinces?
March 23, 2011 at 6:37 pm
Nothing I’d like to talk about.
Maybe I should have formulated myself better – I did understand that you were replying to Ian, and not to me, but I still wanted to point it out because I wanted to get your approval(not gay). Also, thanks for the kind words(again, not gay).
I think we should just leave the whole [SNORT] thing.
[SNORT]
March 24, 2011 at 2:43 am
I see.
Now i get it. And you’re welcome.
Leave the snort thing? You can’t leave the [SNORT] thing!
You too.
March 24, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Cool that we both made ourselves understood, and I guess we’ll meet again, eventually.
[SNORT]
I’m through talking to you!
March 24, 2011 at 11:26 pm
Fine, be that way!
March 25, 2011 at 11:04 pm
They say that when you murder someone, the Dark Brotherhood comes to you in your sleep. It’s how they recruit new members.
March 26, 2011 at 4:04 pm
I’ve heard others say the same.
March 27, 2011 at 10:50 am
Guys, I have returned from my travels, and I have seen many strange and wondrous things.
Also the clocks went forward today and I lost an hour so I’m pissed. Can’t find it anywhere.
March 27, 2011 at 1:03 pm
Did you check under the couch?
March 29, 2011 at 7:56 pm
I bet that’s where Chris is. If he’d not dead. The shouter and observer have been dry too. Heh. Of course, we all know this, so meh.
March 29, 2011 at 9:14 pm
No we already know where Chris is. He’s in Putzy’s basement.
March 30, 2011 at 8:56 pm
Hiya guys, whazza up with you all?! Awesome to see you’re still here, even though Chris isn’t. He could simply be dead, I suppose, seeing as he hasn’t posted anything in a whiiiiiile.
March 31, 2011 at 1:20 am
Has he posted any on his other blogs? I haven’t been following them.
March 31, 2011 at 3:25 pm
I love Nondrick. I want to marry him.
March 31, 2011 at 10:18 pm
I guess we all died a little inside when we went into Putzy’s basement…
April 1, 2011 at 3:00 pm
Oh look, ain’t that good, ol’ Vadermath? Nice to see you too, old chap. You should stay here for a while.
April 3, 2011 at 7:37 am
Holy cow, PEOPLE! HI GUYS!
April 3, 2011 at 10:19 pm
EVERYONE IS COMING BACK. IM NOT LONELY ANYMORE!
April 4, 2011 at 1:11 am
My thoughts exactly. What have you guys been doing?
April 5, 2011 at 11:56 am
People aren’t coming back. That’s just silly. Stop getting your hopes up
April 5, 2011 at 1:26 pm
I have been studying my music course midgy, still practicing piano. I can call you midgy right?
April 5, 2011 at 5:38 pm
Listen to KF, cease this raising of hopes. Place them back on level ground.
Immediately.
April 5, 2011 at 8:48 pm
But, we’re all back. Stop pret-
(got kidnapped by Big Brother)
April 5, 2011 at 9:37 pm
(attempting to make a witty 1984 joke and failing miserably because I have not yet finished the book)
April 6, 2011 at 12:45 pm
(confused because you don’t really need to finish the book to get that particular one unless having not finished actually means haven’t looked the slightest bit into the subject matter of the book)
April 6, 2011 at 2:20 pm
Midgy is fine, thanks. What are you up to with the piano?
My hopes are now at record highs! Though given the fact that my hopes have only recently begun to exist, their levels are still fairly negligible. Any normal person with this level of hope would spontaneously evaporate from sheer depression.
April 7, 2011 at 12:49 am
Ian, I never said I didn’t get it, I said I failed to make one. I got it perfectly fine, but I’m only about a tenth of the way in, I haven’t been reading too much of it lately. Hence I failed to make a witty joke,
Midgykins, I’ve definitely gotten better, though I’m a tad too impatient and easily distracted to learn entire pieces. Currently learning Bach/Gounad’s prelude in C Major (or Ave Maria in the commoners tongue) and Beethoven’s Sonata no. 24 “moonlight”. But only the first movement. There are other pieces too but yeah.
April 7, 2011 at 12:51 am
Also, IMPROVISATION IS FUN 😀
April 7, 2011 at 3:11 am
Dupersude: I love Gounad! You should check out bobby mcferrin’s version of ave maria on youtube. It’s really amazing.
April 8, 2011 at 10:32 am
I did and it’s awesome 😀 interaction with the audience always is.
Also you guys might enjoy this. It’s not exactly nondrick but it is a nice substitute. http://www.awkwardzombie.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=2922
April 9, 2011 at 8:29 pm
Fucking boom.
The link is so awesome. Thank you. It’s even better than Livin’ in Oblivion!
Heresy!
April 10, 2011 at 1:52 am
HERESY INDEED. BURN HIM ON THE ELECTRIC STOVE IN THE GUILLOTINE WHILE SLOWLY BEING DESCENDED INTO A PIT OF SHARKS WITHIN A VOLCANO ON A PLANET WE HAVE RIGGED TO EXPLODE.
April 10, 2011 at 9:54 am
Oh fuck.
April 8, 2011 at 11:21 am
In regards to Beethoven, are you playing the C# version? Because that’s pretty bloody impressive.
I’m doing a music course at uni now, learning better Jazz Harmony and stuff. Improv is the best thing since sliced bread! Though I do wonder what people compared stuff to BEFORE sliced bread. They must have been pretty easily impressed.
April 9, 2011 at 11:01 am
I am indeed playing it in C#m although it’s not so impressive because I haven’t really learned past the first of four or five pages, but that is also due in part to the fact that I do not own a piano myself and cannot practice often enough.
YAY UNI MUSIC COURSE. I’ll be studying a diploma in music next year and the year after i shall attempt to audition for one of the cons down south, probably in Brisbane. If I don’t get in there I guess I’ll go to jcu or something. But yeah.
And WOOH jazz/blues improv. A minor pentatonic blues scale 😀
April 10, 2011 at 11:39 am
C Aeolian over a EbMaj/Edim/Fmin7/Bb7 progression is fun! Or an F Phrygian/Dorian to the chords of Work Song.
I like learning new things.
April 10, 2011 at 1:39 pm
I haven’t learnt anything about modes yet, but that one looks like it sounds good. So I shall try it 😀
One of my favourite progressions is the oh-so-common C, G, Am, F (obviously in C). But you probably already know about that combination.
April 10, 2011 at 4:33 pm
I am fairly aware of that combination, yes. I find it easier in E Major, myself, but that’s just personal preference. Probably has something to do with voice leading.
April 10, 2011 at 7:09 pm
This comment section is impressively furnished. I think I’ll hang out here for a while and play a guitar mournfully.
April 11, 2011 at 1:57 am
I’ve seen that song midge, it’s awesome 😀
I haven’t actually learnt anything about voice leading yet either but I vaguely understand it. I generally find everything easier in C Major because there are no black keys. I guess I’m just not that used to being flexible with my fingers yet.
April 12, 2011 at 2:47 pm
Voice leading is pretty fun. Once you get the basics, it’s all logic. From there you just look at the nifty things composers have done in the past and see where you can use them once you advance past basic diatonic harmony. Especially if you practice on piano, voice leading will also make the black keys seem a lot more familiar.
April 16, 2011 at 2:23 am
Well, Mr. Gone, I see your mournful guitar piece and raise you a piano song (which I am currently learning).
April 16, 2011 at 9:41 am
Okay wait how many people here play the piano??!
April 16, 2011 at 5:12 pm
Seven.
April 18, 2011 at 1:54 am
Piano is one of the more common instruments. Mainly because all pianists are awesome. It really surprised me that there are only three of us at my uni.
Fur Elise! A classical classic! I love the C Section especially, with the drone in the bass, and that arpeggio run at the end…
April 19, 2011 at 1:32 am
INDUBITABLY! It is so classically classical that it classically classics the classic classic of classicton.
Have I said classic enough times?
April 19, 2011 at 6:33 am
Yup. It has now lost all meaning!
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo!
April 21, 2011 at 1:49 am
What the heck is a buffalo?
April 28, 2011 at 3:39 am
… No one else is going to field that question?
…
…
Okay, BUFFALO!
April 28, 2011 at 6:39 pm
Ah, finally someone saved me from the title of ”Comments Section Killer”.
Oh, so that’s what a ”buffalo” is.
April 29, 2011 at 4:40 am
Where are you that your knowledge of large bison is so lacklustre?
April 29, 2011 at 4:59 pm
It was a joke, duh.
It was even a response to YOUR joke.
Please allow me to quote you.
>>Midget52 Says:
April 19, 2011 at 6:33 am
Yup. It has now lost all meaning!
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo!
/quote
You made the word ”buffalo” lose it’s meaning, so of course there’d be no way that I could know what it is.
April 29, 2011 at 7:36 pm
I don’t even see the word anymore! It just blends right on in with the blank background!
At least I think it is. I can’t tell. You guys aren’t just leaving blank space to fuck with me are you?
May 1, 2011 at 12:28 am
No, of course we aren’t, dupersude.
It’s not like we’ve been discussing or anything!
May 1, 2011 at 12:30 am
Fucking WordPress, removing my 11 spaces.
Now that sentence actually somewhat makes sense.
Let me do it again, this time with underscores.
Ehum…
No, of course we aren’t, dupersude.
It’s not like we’ve been discussing _________ or anything!
May 1, 2011 at 10:09 pm
i wonder, will nodrick be returning in the elder scrolls 5????
May 2, 2011 at 6:54 pm
Hey guys, just got back from Pakistan today.
Nuff, your question is obviously of great importance. I see you have placed four question marks. This must mean your question is four times as important as a regular, boring question.
I would therefore like to answer your query through the medium of dance.
Take it away, crew.
May 7, 2011 at 6:18 pm
*the Beasty Boys start playing in the background*
May 8, 2011 at 11:13 am
What are these “Beasty Boys” of which you speak? Are they some sort of Bikie Gang? A native pygmy tribe?
May 9, 2011 at 6:34 am
Are you serious midge?
NO SLEEP TIL…
*dun dun, dun dunnnnnnn*
BROOKLYYYNNNNN.
May 10, 2011 at 4:13 am
…damnit, I come back here every six months hoping for something.
May 11, 2011 at 7:34 am
What, are we not GOOD ENOUGH for you, Jimmy? Well, fine then! We don’t need you anyway!
*sniff*
May 13, 2011 at 8:55 am
There there, Midge… Jimmy’s just jealous of the conversational genius that goes on here.
May 13, 2011 at 3:26 pm
can i join in this group i have been stalking you since before you started talking i am even willing to do your initiantion
May 14, 2011 at 7:38 pm
Chris is dead, isn’t he.
He hasn’t updated anything. His twitter is gone. This and NotMyDeask are the only sites of his still up.
We need to move on. I’m sorry. But it’s true. He’s gone, for god knows what reason, he’s gone.
May 14, 2011 at 9:19 pm
Holy shit, you’re right. What the hell are we going to do if this site goes down? Back to hiatuscrew.webs.com? I’d hate to see us all disband, after all these years.
Also, killthenrun1, are you really sure you want to do the initiation test? I can be pretty rough, if you know what I mean.
May 14, 2011 at 9:20 pm
Oh, oh, oh! I just noticed! Today is the second birthday of hiatuscrew.webs.com!
May 14, 2011 at 10:31 pm
oh i like very rough things aslong as i get some soap to clean myself with after
May 15, 2011 at 5:30 am
lurk lurk lurk
May 15, 2011 at 5:35 am
😀 Well. I’ve catching up to do, now I have obtained a machine that this Comment Thread will not kill.
Missed me, boys? ;D
May 15, 2011 at 11:20 am
Okay, killthenrun1, your first task is to write a 50 word profile for every member of the Crew.
Then you’ll get your reward of a more ”intimate” test.
Joey, I guess you’ll be needed to bring this place back to the activity it once had.
Welcome back.
May 15, 2011 at 1:02 pm
I’ve got awesome news, people:
1) Chris isn’t dead
2) He has a new blog, about films and video games
3) His wife is also writing posts on it
4) Her name is Kris Livingston, which is just bloody awesome 😀
http://www.screencuisine.net/
May 15, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Oh, lawd.
That means a we can still nag him about updates!
May 15, 2011 at 3:25 pm
Dear god, it’s HIM! He started a new site! Without consulting us! How rude.
I’m tempted to ask about Nondrick, but I’m thinking that would be incredibly… impolite is the word I’ll use.
May 15, 2011 at 6:22 pm
i will do it for you and then i can be lazy and not write a profile about all of you
May 15, 2011 at 6:26 pm
there i hasseled him about his ignorance
May 15, 2011 at 7:25 pm
I hope you were polite, killthenrun (what a ridiculous name, by the way). The Hiatus Crewmen have been known for being polite.
Well, that, and for being savage beasts of mass murderousy, but that’s another story.
May 15, 2011 at 7:46 pm
i was polite as a anoying shit can be ;p
and vadermath is any worse than killthenrun1
oh i like savae beasts of mass murderousy they taste real nice deep fried
May 15, 2011 at 8:52 pm
yay for double posts
can anyone lend me 100,000 septims so i can proform the dark rights on you to have you all killed slowly
i mean for the air fare to putzy’s basement as i hear travel to cthulhu’s domain is pretty expensive
oh and a staff of jabberwocky so you all have strange painfull deaths i mean to make my trip kinky
i dogded a bullet the paristits didnt suspect a thing i am going to destroy them right in the core
May 16, 2011 at 1:15 am
I don’t like this guy. I say we stash him in Chris’ old cage in putzy’s basement, next to joey and jutin biebers lower half.
May 16, 2011 at 5:10 am
I need a fresh beating human heart to pump the hydrogen fuel in my latest attempt at creating a mainframe for my nanobot swarm. I’m sure we can put him to some use…
May 16, 2011 at 4:14 pm
oooh that sounds fun can i help?
and why dont you like me i just want kill you oops i mean be your friend.
May 16, 2011 at 4:38 pm
What’s going on here? Also, I don’t see my 50 word profile anywhere.
Why do you want us dead, anyway? Did I hurt you in any way?
May 16, 2011 at 7:08 pm
fine
michael is a member of the group called the haitus crew who live inside a old unupdating blog called living in oblivion they originaly started as a way to help alivete the boredom of waiting for the next post. but while the crew originaly prospered they now hide i dank rape basements.
oh and i hate you as when i was a small child my parents offered me to putzy. i shall never say this again my parents offered me as a baby to putzy i think that is more than enough reason to hate you all.
so can i join the crew?
May 16, 2011 at 8:07 pm
Well, if you hate us so much, why do you wish to join our ranks? To kill us all?
Oh, and that’s a pretty cool character profile.
May 16, 2011 at 8:09 pm
no that is totaly my reasoning
oh and you are welcome is this the part where i have to clean your shoes?
May 17, 2011 at 2:53 am
(Begin Meme) killthenrun1: Look at your post. Now back to mine. Now back to your post. Now back to mine. Sadly, your post is not mine, but with the observance of basic grammar and capitalisation, it could be like mine. (End Meme)
So, that is my challenge for you. You’re allowed in the group so long as you do that.
It’s fun annoying the new guy.
May 17, 2011 at 6:37 am
Ok i will use basic grammar and while i am at it i will also go back and read all the comments on every post. I am currently up to Day 27: Trouble by the Boatload. Is that any better?
May 17, 2011 at 8:24 am
Very good! So, where do you hail from, killthenrun1? I’d reckon somewhere near me, given that you seem to be replying at ungodly hours in the morning.
May 17, 2011 at 3:46 pm
Britainia the suckish!
And that is because i am an insomniac after what i saw.
May 17, 2011 at 3:57 pm
Britain is amazing.
Arreh would agree.
Also, capitalise I’s, m’boy.
May 17, 2011 at 4:33 pm
I will capItalIse all my Is then oh and Arreh would not happen to be my racist friend would he?
I am half way through the haItus post so yeh I should be done soon.
May 17, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Oh and i know that It Is max’s fault as my parents wanted to protect me from him but was putzy the best sItter they could find.
Wondering how that can be? Well I am a tIme lord, … the last of the tIme lords. That is how I know I get my revenge I kIll you eventually but I don’t know how becuase I got amnesia but I do know I kIll you as the world becomes a better place.
You know what we should do untIl that tIme? We should make a story with the amount left of us It should update about as regularly as thIs.
oh yes I just rubbed salt Into the wounds.
May 17, 2011 at 10:16 pm
I don’t understand a single word you’re saying, killthenrun1.
May 18, 2011 at 2:45 am
It’s the madness of the Time Vortex! He’s going to sic the Toclafane on us! Run! Get behind your couches!
Dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun, dun-dun-dun-dun…
May 18, 2011 at 6:41 am
I know and it is more fun that way!
Oh and if I could I would sic the Reapers on you simply becuase they are more efficent.
Dun-nun, dun-nun, dun-nun.
I Don’t know what a Doctor who is though.
May 18, 2011 at 11:47 am
Soooo…
…has anyone of you chaps seen the ‘Sherlock’ modern series yet? The first season consists of three 90 minute episodes, and it is awesome.
May 18, 2011 at 2:39 pm
In the future we call those films, they are about 90 minutes long they are in black and white on a 20 inch screen it is so cool i bet you cannot wait.
May 18, 2011 at 8:27 pm
They aren’t movies, oh ye of little wit.
May 18, 2011 at 8:38 pm
How do you know there name as they are from the future? And can i practise this new blade i just bought by stabbing you it will only take a second.
May 18, 2011 at 8:38 pm
How do you know there name as they are from the future? And can i practise this new blade i just bought by stabbing you it will only take a second.
I am also a very witty guy just nothing compared to you guys.
May 18, 2011 at 2:08 pm
I was planning to but there is such a backlog of things i mean and want to do it will probably take me a month or three. Does anyone want to read the story i wrote it is very long and some of the jokes won’t make sense as it is from another game but any takers?
May 19, 2011 at 2:02 pm
What one wants to! 😦
May 19, 2011 at 7:53 pm
Nobody wants to, but I have to give you props for your smartass comeback to my comment on capital i’s. :p
You’re like me, but worse.
May 19, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Nobody wants to, but I have to give you props for your smartass comeback to my comment on capital i’s. :p
You’re like me, but worse. 🙂
May 19, 2011 at 8:03 pm
Double post was necessary.
May 19, 2011 at 9:35 pm
I know im like if everyone’s worst attrubutes were combined that would be me. Also i was considering making a hiatus crew for the haitus crew for the blog now that would be awesome!
And the double post was necessary.
May 19, 2011 at 9:44 pm
KillThenRunThenKillThenRunThenKillThenRunIntoAChinaShopLikeABull.
May 20, 2011 at 6:37 am
Joey Joey hes just kind of there. No one notices him until he is gone.
Also for our wedding can everyone but me wear a bulleye on their forrhead. Im am also the man.
May 19, 2011 at 10:35 pm
How about you two marry each other, and then go on a honey moon somewhere far, far away?
Maybe into that pit of fiery doom is suitable?
May 19, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Uh, minus the ”into”.
May 20, 2011 at 6:35 am
Hey that sounds like fun. As long as i can bring : A Dildo, Gas masks, 2 Elephants (without tusks), a Jokebook, Twenty feet of copper insulation, Correct school uniform and the end of the haitus crew.
Also is this pit of fiery doom napalm proof? Just curious.
May 20, 2011 at 7:50 am
i would like to let all you so-called people know that i am a lurker of this page, i check here at night every night to see if you have posted anything
P.S. send me your address’ and #s i need to get my rape on
May 20, 2011 at 3:38 pm
I live at 1 Fake Street and my social security number does not exist as i live in England.
May 20, 2011 at 8:12 am
oh my god will someone please tell me if chris has in any way, shape or form continued or confirmed the death nondrick just so i can move on and stalk this page for eternity
May 20, 2011 at 3:36 pm
He is alive but he probably downloaded a bad mod and knows how shit insane we would go if we heard so he went fuck it and moved on.
Or maybe he is just an asshole both are as likely as the other.
May 20, 2011 at 4:10 pm
It would be great if you would start writing using proper punctuation, and grammar.
It physically hurts to read your posts.
Also, killthenrun1, sure, you can bring that stuff, except for the end of the Hiatus Crew. That’s something you’ll have to work for, yourself.
May 20, 2011 at 4:38 pm
Damn are you sure you don’t want to hand it to me with a bow on top?
For a wedding gift can you give me the world’s sharpest blade dipped in posion? And then can i try it out on you?
May 21, 2011 at 6:42 am
HA! I’m not the only lurker! I suppose I’m a little more than a lurker, seeing as I have participated in parts of the conversation. But I’ve always wondered if I could join the crew in earnest.
I’ll admit, though. I missed the part where you guys made your own forums.
May 21, 2011 at 7:30 am
Same but if rick decides to ask and you go down into the basement, then the Haitus crew will rise again… To constantly moan ofcource.
May 21, 2011 at 8:11 am
Yeah, Ian, I miss that too. Remember that one time, where they killed some babies? And when Michael was a dick to some random person? And Putzy tortured that guy in his basement? And Midget was being smart?
God, such clear memories, huh?
May 21, 2011 at 10:02 am
Oh well wife things move on, never give up is’nt that the Haitus crew’s motto other than all hail The Goat!
May 21, 2011 at 8:22 am
Yeh its not like that happen every other day.
May 21, 2011 at 10:06 am
Dear Goat…
I don’t ask for much. Next to nothing really. But please, this once, just this ONE time… Could you smite this guy for me?
Thanks,
Joey
May 21, 2011 at 10:27 am
Goat says no.
Guess you are stuck with me. ;O
May 21, 2011 at 10:28 am
You are no Prophet. Also, yay for spamming everyone’s Inbox like the good old days, no?
May 21, 2011 at 10:35 am
Can i hear a huzzah for that?
May 21, 2011 at 10:37 am
No.
May 21, 2011 at 11:05 am
Oh.
May 21, 2011 at 11:15 am
Do you want a beating wife?
May 22, 2011 at 2:57 am
So…. anyway, guys…
Did anyone ever try to relive nondrick? You know… Make a really ugly character and try to make a living without adventuring at all? Any success stories?
May 22, 2011 at 8:24 am
Damn, this place is lively! It’s like the old days again. Ah, good times. Not sure I can keep up, old codger like myself.
I made a character that had to walk everywhere, used no spells and had the following primary skills: Alchemy, Armourer, Block, Hand to Hand, Marksman, Mercantile and Speechcraft. It was fun.
May 22, 2011 at 6:12 pm
You should’nt have said it was lively again you jinxed it :).
May 22, 2011 at 10:55 am
I did the same and got to level 20 but then my save got corrupted. And for some reason it wont let me give you links so just google:
Welcome now to oblivion and
Arwen’s oblivion journal.
May 23, 2011 at 7:40 pm
Wow, I go away for a few months and there are more than two posts? What wizardry is this?! Also, killthenrun1, what’s with the one? Are there others?!
May 23, 2011 at 9:07 pm
Hi Doctor you can thank me for all the updates. (oh for gods sake there is even more this is truely an infestation). We did have nearly everyone posting but then Midget managed to spoil it (with his own gun ;). Also where do you live i need to send this package of grenades i mean baby goats yes the holy one has had kids this is definetly worth posting your address online!
May 24, 2011 at 11:28 am
Arreh’s back like a slinky thing in the night.
I browsed through the comments searching, as you do, for my name. Yes, I live in Britain. No, I am not your racist friend, KTR. I am not any kind of friend of yours, except a not friend. I am a not friend.
Congratulations on your slow discovery of basic grammar. You were doing so well, until your first sentence up there.
What in Goat’s name is that all about?
I suggest you use the Edit button that only awesome people can see.
Also hey people, yay activity.
May 24, 2011 at 9:34 pm
Oh god not him again i have the rest of them dead, atleast i don’t have to buy more plane tickets and he is insulting me!
What sentence?
And you are yaying to yourself as i have locked the door want to see my impressive blade collection?
May 25, 2011 at 6:19 pm
Forgot to check in on here for five days.
Hi, guys.
May 25, 2011 at 8:18 pm
Hi
May 28, 2011 at 4:45 am
There’s an edit button?
I assume that means you guys are actually members of wordpress… At this point I probably should be, but for the sake of avoiding another password to forget, I will continue to abstain. I’m not interested in blogging for myself anyway.
May 28, 2011 at 2:09 pm
I feel the same Ian.
May 29, 2011 at 12:14 am
There’s something called a keychain, you know…
Anyway, I think the edit button is imaginary.
May 29, 2011 at 10:43 am
Or it could be a magic button.
May 29, 2011 at 3:13 pm
Absurd.
May 29, 2011 at 7:01 pm
We worship a Goat how is a magic button Absurd?
May 29, 2011 at 7:04 pm
Don’t argue with my methods.
May 30, 2011 at 12:21 am
I’m a member of wordpress. I don’t remember seeing an edit button, and i don’t blog either. I just became a member so i could thumb up this blog.
Also, on magic buttons: http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html
May 30, 2011 at 11:20 am
This place is still alive? 😮 I like how everything is still in italics. 😀
May 30, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Everyone loves italics.
May 31, 2011 at 12:31 am
This looks like fun
May 31, 2011 at 6:24 am
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Chris went and started a new website. Without telling anyone on his old websites. or, from the look of things, acting as though he even started a new website, because the thing just starts in April like it has always been there. What. The Fuck.
May 31, 2011 at 10:58 am
I know he is such a ungratefull asshole.
Oh and damn more of them I think they are coming out of the walls.
June 2, 2011 at 1:53 pm
So… i’m guessing this place is dead then?
Last…..
June 2, 2011 at 2:30 pm
The fuck is it, G.
June 2, 2011 at 7:56 pm
Oh god i though i killed you both.(Sigh). Time for a nuke. Guess that makes me the last haitus crew member so i would like to take this time to remember the highs and none existant lows of the haitus crew. We had giant killer robots made out of infantanium, We had vampires, murders ,Putzy and The Goat. We were the last truly brilliant part of the internet and with our end the old internet crumbles and the new internet rises a internet where bloggers will just abanden anything that gets hard and no-one would ever dare try to do what we did for fear of failure or been called a fag n00b. And to usher in this new internet i have three words, I AM LAST.
June 2, 2011 at 8:51 pm
To everyone else, come back please, it’s lonely coming back with this psycho or something or another, at this rate it looks like I should just return to Putzy’s basement…
June 2, 2011 at 9:05 pm
It hit me like a hammer.
Yeah, I’m back, alive! You’ll never kill the Vice President of the Hiatus Crew.
June 2, 2011 at 10:08 pm
I am not a sycho it not my fault my time traveling parents hide me as a baby in Putzy’s basement how could you come out of that not wanting revenge?
Oh for gods sake do you people have thousands of clones i just bloody nuked the planet how much more damage do you want me to do?
June 3, 2011 at 2:38 am
Um, hi! I’m still lurking over here, it’s just every time I comment the conversation just spontaneously dies. We’re not dead yet! Like cockroaches after a nuclear holocaust. Or fedoras. Fedoras are cool.
June 3, 2011 at 8:36 am
No, bow-ties are cool, fezzes are cool, stetsons are cool, but we’re waiting for confirmation on fedoras.
June 3, 2011 at 4:44 pm
Fedoras are cool. And if you are cockroaches i guess i will have to call the exterminators… oh yeah, um i guess i will postpone my plans for some light convestation.
June 3, 2011 at 8:46 pm
That’s because your posts are way too intellectual for any of us plebeians to be able to reply to without compromising our true selves.
So, we just avoid answering you, Midget52.
June 3, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Okay guys so I was looking on the internet (true story) and I found this and I laughed. Read it.
No seriously, read it. It makes you, like, giggle and shit.
Also read his stuff on Deus Ex if you’re into that kind of thing. I’m not judging.
I forgot how to internet right now so here we go:
http://www.it-he.org/oblivion.htm
June 3, 2011 at 8:58 pm
Arreh, I extend you my scaly claw of friendship for that link. It is excellent. Thankie kindly.
June 3, 2011 at 9:43 pm
That is awesome until he stops posting but like i said in our great last speach (bit prematue) there will never be a another hiatus crew. 😦 We truly are a relic.
June 3, 2011 at 10:01 pm
Do you think there will ever, ever be another entry? Surely he can’t have forgotten this thing exists at all?
June 3, 2011 at 10:16 pm
He has not forgoten he just does not care.
June 3, 2011 at 10:18 pm
He seemed so nice..
June 3, 2011 at 10:25 pm
That is the first lesson you learn they always seem so nice then they leave you and you leave 9501 messages ;).
June 3, 2011 at 10:26 pm
You teach me much Sir.
June 3, 2011 at 10:29 pm
This calls for my new favouie quote.
“All i tryed to do was teach now people are dead!”
June 3, 2011 at 10:31 pm
And my favourite!
“I AM THE LAW!”
…that fits perfectly…
June 3, 2011 at 10:33 pm
LAAAAAAAAWWWW?
June 3, 2011 at 10:34 pm
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
June 3, 2011 at 10:36 pm
Second lesson never re-quote me.
June 3, 2011 at 10:37 pm
I disagree with this lesson.
June 3, 2011 at 10:39 pm
Well then you sir are no elephant.!?!!!.
June 3, 2011 at 10:40 pm
I must concede that this is true.
June 3, 2011 at 10:43 pm
But you are a girafe!!!!!.???>.!!!! ;@
June 3, 2011 at 10:32 pm
Huzzah for spamming peoples inbox this might just force them to go away… Umm come back yes come back where I can count them and then stalk them then learn there weakness umm… Just ignore that part Ian oh and do you have any crippling weaknesses?
June 3, 2011 at 10:40 pm
Howthefuckdowekillit?
June 3, 2011 at 10:44 pm
With fire?
June 3, 2011 at 10:46 pm
Fire make me stronger!
June 3, 2011 at 10:43 pm
Sush wife or you will fell my inuendo cane!
Oh and i could ask you the same.
June 4, 2011 at 2:22 am
What did I say about the reply button? Don’t use it!
June 4, 2011 at 2:27 am
Shut The Fuck Up.
June 4, 2011 at 10:14 am
Yes oh god yes, They are starting to lose sight of what makes them the Hiatus Crew the never ending politness i just have to wait it out.
June 4, 2011 at 4:17 am
Hi… *Lurker I am* I’ve been lurking for a year. A solid year.
June 4, 2011 at 10:15 am
More of you really?
June 4, 2011 at 10:19 am
Yeah. 🙂
June 4, 2011 at 10:36 am
The Tribal Wars
It started with Scorpio saying an attack on the p3dr couldn’t be done say it would be suicide
yep it will but anyway lets try
(five minutes later)
(looks at screen)
no no it was a massacre I sent a hundred spears and 50 swords and only one spear survived his limping home now
what will I tell the widows how will I pay them without a currency system
(spears limps forward)
tell me how did this occur
spear: it was awful we ran straight in as they were just barbarians (untrained remember) and they just lowered the bridge drowning half of us then the real slaughter began they pulled out a archer a bloody archer in a barbarian village
me: bloody hell
spear: that’s not the worst part he started firing at us so naturally we ran forward over the other bridge which they didn’t cut down in time but they had a lv one wall
me: preposterous no way in hell they did
spear: aye that’s what we thought as well but as the front row ran straight into it they fell backwards into the moat and we haven’t been trained to swim
me: damn I knew I should have trained you sooner
spear: aye that you should have I mean us spears were only goddamn level 2
me: don’t take that tone of voice we me I am still in charge round here but continue your story
spear: not much left to tell the worse trained swords were all dead at this point and there were only 5 of us left so I ran away
me: what was that?
Spear: I ran away
me: well you know what has to happen now
spear: what
me: well I need to start fresh and I cant have you corrupting their brains
spear: please don’t kill me I have a wife and kid named bob after me bobby
me: fine turn around what do you see
bobby: a pit of water
me: correct
(kicks him into it)
me: this is no creative name
Chapter 2
After extensive (five minutes with war and peace) combat training all of Gary’s: 100 lv2 spearmen, 50 lv 1 swordsmen, 25 lv 1 axe men and John Pipesmoker (my paladin) were ready for action that is after they had been retrieved from Buckroggers village as Gary had sent them to the wrong village (a very awkward 60 hours)
at least for the first time in their collective lives they were not morbidly obese (but had no armor for any of them except john as Gary had no armor that wasn’t XXXXXXXXL)
Gary: so John I want you to attack the leader of p3dr
John: I think you will find that it is really called PR3D
Gary: do you want to be beaten
John: no
Gary: good as you will be attacking their leader some dipshit or another
John: is that his name? Do you have coordinates? Have you got a plan?
Gary: yes indeed take out the head and the body will die
John: WHAT THE HELL HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING
Newest spearman: General we have an imminent disaster imminent
John/Gary (same time): What is it?
Gary: what the hell do you think you are doing you are demoted to Major-General
John: you do know that means I’m higher than y
Gary: I DAMN WELL KNOW WHAT IT MEANS AND DONT YOU FORGET IT
John: (sighs) so what is your name spearman and what is this is this imminent danger
Paul: Paul sir and it is Imminent disaster
John: does it matter
Paul: (looking abashed) well yes ofcource it matters
Gary: you are promoted to sergeant Paul
John: Why?
Gary: you are now demoted to prime minister
Paul: (interrupting) shut the hell up for one goddamn second you goddamn idiots the barbarian village to the south the one who keeps sending us random other lv spear head is attacking (starts panting heavily)
John: (gives a knowing glance to Gary) I told you this would happen
Gary: just shut up and attack
John: no need sir
Gary: and why would that be?
John: As I have took the liberty of calling in a local militia who I must say are much better than the idiots you have know they get worse the more you “train” them I mean just look at Paul
(sounds of a not so epic battle outside)
Gary: you are demoted to president and I best go command my troops
John: whatever idiot
(Gary takes a step outside the village hall and looks at the village people slaughtering the barbarians while his troops lie dead on the floor)
John: see
Gary: SHUT UP YOU IDIOT YOU ARE DEMOTED TO KING
John: YOU ARE THE DUMBEST PERSON I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISPLEASER OF MEETING
Gary: fine then you are now demoted to EMPRORER the most pitiful rank
John: I can somehow read the speak you are saying and you cant even say it right
Gary: oh by the way I expect you to kill the village people
John: what the hell why
Gary: don’t question me just do it
John: no
Gary: WHAT DID YOU SAY
John: STOP YELLLING AT ME AS I SAID NO I AM HIGHER RANKED THAN YOU AS YOU MADE ME EMPORER
Gary: (stands there with a disbelieving look on his face) this cant happen
John: oh but it can village people put him to death
TO BE CONTINUED
IN THE NEXT CHAPTER
CHAPTER 3
21 February
I have found a diary and made a quill and ink by throwing rocks at birds who keep coming into my cell who says rocks cant solve everything
29 February
Sorry I haven’t updated (why am I saying sorry to a inanimate object I must be going insane)
1 March
I sling my head up from my cell desperate to here anyone who can help me then I here a annoying whistling noise followed by a horrible coughing only one group of people would make such a awful noise my spearmen…
but they aren’t my spearmen anymore but this is good I shall be out of here in a few minutes either there is something horribly bad going on outside for JOHN to forget me but neither mind… I had better hide the diary
Gary: hello good sir
Spearman:….. Hello
Gary: what is your name?
Brandy: Brandy
Gary: do I look like I give even the slightest shit open this door now you invalid
Brandy: well when you put it like that how can I refuse
21 March… again
I have got some more ink by throwing rocks at bobby I think that was his name he just ran into the cell damn cowards oh and I broke his neck who says rocks don’t solve everything anything that weakens JOHN is good for me
(Gary picks up the Spearman’s spear which breaks)
Gary: Damn I knew I shouldn’t have spent all my iron building more resources
John: Hello
(John pushes the end of his sword into Gary’s neck)
Gary: Damn and blast its great to see you JOHN
John: Ha you idiot I thought it would be fitting that to show you my new much better super soldiers I start by showing how stupid your were
Gary: Ok but you may want to look to the right
John: And do pray tell why should I look to the right
Gary: Because your super soldiers are getting slaughtered
(John looks to the right with his mouth gaping open)
Gary: Idiot
(Gary runs away but John runs the other way towards the battle)
22 march
I ran to the barracks to magically summon one of my lv 2 cowardly spear men however that works and because he is cowardly he instantly knew all the gossip
He told me how one of the spearmen had betrayed me to pd3r leader in exchange for a ham sandwich.
I was somehow not surprised oh and he killed himself as Failless or something troop’s tore down the wall
Chapter 4
I have lost the diary and even so I had run out of stones so I will just have to narrate everything I do to the alternate dimension me who records everything I do… Jesus I have gone crazy
But I better start from the beginning well not the beginning somewhere in the middleish after they tore down the walls I just had time to make 3 new lv 3 spearmen who are still idiots but at least they are not retarded
I had to escape so I told them to follow me but they said something about union rules silly spearmen they wont be invented for hundreds of years (this does sound insane but alternate me told me about it) and they said I had to know there names
Gary: So what is your names idiots
James: I’m James and under article 23 subsection 5 you will see that the insult…
Gary: I don’t care about your rules that wont exist for hundreds of years
(they gave me strange looks why did goddamn JOHN have to increase the lv at least he is dead or I hope he is)
Lewis: My master I am Lewis and I will follow your every command
Brandon: …
Gary: what the hell is his problem and what is his name (I would have hit him but lv 3 plus he had a very long spear)
Lewis: sorry about this worms impudence but he is a mute and is called Brandon
Gary: whatever I am bored of this lets leave the city
I left the city with relatively no difficulty as everyone was running through the streets panicking
but we still killed a few fatless no it must be fail less troops on general principle. Brandon was insane the enemy ran towards him and you could barley even see him move but suddenly there was no more troops.
We journeyed through the jungles of K25 having lots of adventures and sparking up lots of friendships along the way sounds like Pokémon (alternate dimension tells me lots of things) but that is a story for another day.
Also I got married to a young slave who I… Fine Brandon saved from captivity but like I said another day
Then we reached the place we were looking for fine we were no looking for but reached anyway feast’s village
I hide as I didn’t want to lose face but she saw my soldiers and immediately hit it off with James as he was deeply philosophical oh and I got my wife Arfur to steal most of Feast’s supplies then we legged it well I did then I started throwing rocks until they got the message
After more amazing adventuring again another day we camped outside fail les’s village which was completely ransacked by DOD
Gary: Well that’s two months of my life down the drain
James: Can we go to Feast’s village on the way back?
Gary: I thought after the snake of Smelting (you know the drill) I told you never to talk to me again isn’t that right Lewis?
Lewis: (sighs) Yes my lord you are right you are always right
Gary: Good boy
Lewis: Can we discuss our pasts we have been traveling together for months and we have barely got to know each over
Brandon: ….
James: (eyes glaze over in nostalgia) I was just a wee little lad when I started working on the fields cutting and growing the crops ill tell you nothing smells better than honeysuckle you just spent seasons growing then the worst happened you came to power and made conscription a law and you upgraded the farms lv so it was no longer cost effective to farm that’s why I hate you but I guess I have to be loyal to my king
Gary: (looks at him with shock and more respect) I don’t know what to say
Lewis: Well when I was a kid I was a high powered baron who
James: I know you are the worst fighter out of our group
Lewis: Say that to my face and I will slit your throat
(they approach each over when Brandon picks them both up by the collar)
Lewis: Unhand me you buffoon I promise not to kill him (Brandon drops him)
James: Same (Brandon drops him as well)
Lewis: Now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted I was a baron with every option available to me but then me father got himself killed in a stupid petty war that was over before I had really even started and after that all my money disappeared so I had to join the army even so I got an instant promotion to sergeant.
Gary: I never knew so (his speak is interrupted by a dagger suddenly around his throat)
Lewis: I’m sorry but the Satar promised me my birth right back I had to know more about you guys before they killed you now I do so goodbye.
June 4, 2011 at 11:28 am
tl;dr
Thank goat that I don’t subscribe to follow up comments via email.
Also, one of the many hiatus rules is to never use the reply button. Standard really.
June 4, 2011 at 11:32 am
I am sorry to have used the forbidden reply button.
June 4, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Thanks I actully make an effort and you tl;dr me you penis.
And that is one rule i was not aware of what are the others?
June 4, 2011 at 3:22 pm
Oh hi. That was a pretty good story. They’re playin’ age of empires, I take it.
June 4, 2011 at 3:59 pm
Nope i made that a frew months ago for a game called Tribal Wars.
And thank you for not been ignorat.
I will kill you last.
June 4, 2011 at 9:47 pm
Fuck you, Joey. You ruined my good mood.
Killthenrun, I thought you said you had read all comments? It’s an official rule to never use the god damned reply button!
allofmyhate
June 5, 2011 at 4:23 am
😛
June 5, 2011 at 10:35 am
Whilst obviously Joey is the towering bastion at the top of my tower-ranking of hatred, this KTR chap is proving a strong contender.
New members Tim and Vrek, hello. Do not be like KTR and you should be just fine.
And yeah, good Goat, don’t subscribe to follow up comments.
Unless you’re that desperate for emails in your inbox. Looking at you, Joey.
June 5, 2011 at 10:37 am
I’m subscribed to follow up comments and have been for a long time.
I regret nothing.
June 5, 2011 at 11:25 am
Nice to meetcha. Lookin forward to talkin, and being on hiatus. A lot.
June 5, 2011 at 12:54 pm
I had and i have not read that rule.
And arreh you love me. 😉
June 5, 2011 at 1:10 pm
Anyone want me to copy all the Haitus crew chat and post the file?
June 5, 2011 at 4:26 pm
Maybe once we get an update from Chris [read; never].
June 5, 2011 at 5:12 pm
You sadden me and Vrek remember when i said i would kill you last?
I lied * pulls out a gun and shoots him in the head*!
June 5, 2011 at 5:14 pm
Ever since I met KTR I realised I am not the lamest person here.
June 5, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Hey atleast i have a awesome nickname tim!
June 5, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Tim, I almost choked on my soup.
Thank you.
June 5, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Oh and are you tiny? (sorry i could not resist!)
June 5, 2011 at 5:33 pm
I am pleased to appease one of the original greats.
And indeed KTR I am fairly small. All the same. Come at me bro.
June 5, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Ok i will come in you.
June 5, 2011 at 5:38 pm
And I am not lame I am as bad as the Power Glove or even the Goat!!
June 5, 2011 at 5:41 pm
You’re compensating for something.
June 5, 2011 at 5:44 pm
Yes my awesomeness did i mention my awesomeness?
I am AWESOME!
June 5, 2011 at 5:45 pm
smalldicksociety.com
For you, dear.
June 5, 2011 at 5:49 pm
*SNAP8
Yeh after that i think i am going to go cry in a corner!
Oh and huzzah for spamming peoples inbox!
June 5, 2011 at 5:51 pm
I’m sure we’re hilarious enough to justify the barrage of bytes.
And indeed. Let’s change the subject to:
*wheel spins*
Christians. Let us laugh at them?
June 5, 2011 at 6:12 pm
Oh hell yes let us laugh at them as we are part of the Goat cult
Non-sequitor
I also mock christians in my podcast on Youtube google Lordofpivot1
Also Tiny Tim (TiT?) lets start calling ourselves The Next Genaration!
June 5, 2011 at 7:12 pm
Oh and for anyone curious it was not rats that freed chris it was me ;).
June 5, 2011 at 8:55 pm
I feel hated. But not as much as I fucking hate that guy. Also, the “No Reply” rule was invented to counteract my efforts, so it goes without saying that I’ll break it whenever mentioned.
June 5, 2011 at 8:57 pm
Who do you hate? Is it me? Because I like me. You should follow my example.
June 5, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Not you, the guy you seem so eager to converse with. Although you’re slightly annoying, after all – Don’t Feed The Trolls.
June 5, 2011 at 9:07 pm
I’m not eager to converse with him. I would quite happily watch him burn.
June 5, 2011 at 9:09 pm
You’re doing one more than the other, m’man.
June 5, 2011 at 9:11 pm
I apologise m’man.
June 5, 2011 at 9:23 pm
I disagree is Joey really a m’man?
June 5, 2011 at 9:17 pm
Yeh Joey i hate TiT (Tim is Tiny) aswell but we need to stick toghter as we are The Next Generation! (TNG for ahort)
June 5, 2011 at 9:22 pm
Fire makes me stronger did you forget?
Oha nd i am not a troll as i am a official member of the Haitus crew and the founder of TNG!
June 5, 2011 at 9:53 pm
I know you guys hate me, but seriously… truce so we can kill it?
June 5, 2011 at 10:14 pm
I only have one weakness! Oh and *shoots you in knee caps*
June 5, 2011 at 10:15 pm
Is it called taking your medication?
June 5, 2011 at 10:22 pm
No but that is close.
June 6, 2011 at 12:15 am
Joey, the no reply rule is there, because I want to be able to read all posts. If you reply to an old comment, I won’t see it unless I scroll up.
Which I won’t.
June 6, 2011 at 6:37 am
Yeh Joey listen to the big imortant Hiatus man. And stop complaning abuot my awesome TNG!
June 6, 2011 at 4:32 pm
Can I speak again now please?
I shall wait for Joey permission for this great honour.
June 6, 2011 at 7:28 pm
You have my permisiion and as i am the big head of TNG that is all that counts!
June 6, 2011 at 8:16 pm
You have my permission to speak, Tim, and I think that outweighs Joey’s.
Unless you’re into *that* kind of thing.
June 6, 2011 at 8:19 pm
You have no idea.
But I’ll accept that anyway Michael. For the time being.
June 6, 2011 at 8:31 pm
Yes Its is TiT>Joey>Me>Michael. And i am definetly into that kind of thing!
June 7, 2011 at 12:13 am
Wow, what a troll you are, KTR! Anyway, as a normal human being with proper grammatical knowledge, I’d like to make a request to the original greats to succeed KTR as the head of TNG. All in favour?
June 7, 2011 at 1:07 am
Aye!
June 7, 2011 at 3:25 am
Why not disband TNG completely?
June 7, 2011 at 10:44 am
Remember that time when KTR wasn’t here?
Yeah.
That was good.
June 7, 2011 at 2:00 pm
I not a trool does trying to kill you count as trolling plus take it over aslong as it still exists!
June 7, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Despite the fact I seem to be a member somehow, I wish all to know I have never condoned TNG. I’m not even sure what it stands for.
June 7, 2011 at 5:21 pm
It’s a pretty silly notion, if you ask me. If The “New” Generation is only several months older than the apparent “Old Generation,” does that really constitute a new branch of government? Michael is right.
June 7, 2011 at 8:06 pm
Wait what.
June 7, 2011 at 8:22 pm
But it sounds cool The Next Generation fine but we need lots of sub sections for when we leave the vault and go into the wilderness.
Also redesign!
June 7, 2011 at 8:34 pm
Don’t you see what KTR is doing, Arreh? He’s establishing this new branch of leadership for an illegitimate subgroup in order to eventually overthrow the Hiatus crew as a whole. It’s unethical to allow this to continue.
…And yes, the redesign is pretty nifty.
June 8, 2011 at 9:41 am
Ian is an intelligent gentleman. Thank you.
We need to burn this heathen at the stake right now, so that he will never endanger the continuation of the Hiatus Crew and our holy worship of the Goat.
June 8, 2011 at 4:40 pm
So new members?
I approve of Ian.
We need to remove this cancer that’s undermining the hiatus crew!
That is all.
June 8, 2011 at 6:36 pm
That is annoying it keeps last comment, and TNG is neccesary because.. umm it helps fight cancer? Also i will go (watch) for a week to see just how long it takes for you to fall apart on your own, also i saw a ghoul today horrible creatures!
June 8, 2011 at 11:10 pm
Thank fuck I woke up this morning with only 4 emails.
I guess now that the new faggot is gone I can come back.
I too approve of tim, and I would like to deal with something that was mentioned in the flood of messages above.
First of all, since when the fuck did Joey become “one of the crew” as ktr says? The answer: HE’S NOT.
Secondly (and more importantly), no ktr You are not part of the crew. You never were, you never will be. And tng is a boring, retarded acronym. As well as the full title. There is none of that either.
There never was.
Signed – Minitru
June 8, 2011 at 11:20 pm
Sorry, sub “Tim” for “Ian” in that post.
I approve of Ian. Tim has already fraternized with the enemy far too much. It’s too late to save him.
June 9, 2011 at 2:46 am
Hey, thanks! I feel special now! Thank Goat he’s gonna leave us alone for a week.
June 9, 2011 at 11:20 am
Glad to have you back, dupersude. Also, all you said IS true, screw the new generation (of faggots, which makes them the old generation).
I bet KTR is crying to himself while reading this.
June 9, 2011 at 12:05 pm
Nope i am too busy laughing you guys are hilarious.
June 9, 2011 at 2:19 pm
It obviously can’t keep it’s promises and stay away for a week.
Also, well said Dupersude, I applaude you.
June 9, 2011 at 4:10 pm
I felt all special for a moment. I’ve barely fraternised at all!
June 10, 2011 at 12:34 am
Scroll up, Mr. Smith.
Right after ktr appeared and the crew disbanded you joined him for dozens of back/forth postin, resulting in the flooding of innocent inboxes for days at a time.
If that’s not fraternizing, Mr. Smith, then I don’t know what is.
June 10, 2011 at 9:29 am
Hey Ian, we’re throwing a party for you.
Just follow the signs to the basement.
Wear something nice.
June 10, 2011 at 11:14 am
And by “something nice”, Arreh of course means “something that includes nothing but a pair of boxer briefs, preferably worn backward for easy access”.
June 10, 2011 at 2:58 pm
NEW POST! ABANDON ALL STATIONS AND PROCEED IMMEDIATELY TO THE NEAREST EVACUATION POINT!
June 10, 2011 at 3:26 pm
Victory!
June 10, 2011 at 4:27 pm
Heya. I think I’m gonna go by Matt now. There’s no other matts are there?
June 10, 2011 at 6:09 pm
Last.
It was inevitable.
June 10, 2011 at 6:10 pm
I’m sorry dudesuper.
And no Michael. I have eaten the last pie.
June 10, 2011 at 6:17 pm
I shall hereby declare myself last, for shits and giggles.
June 10, 2011 at 8:17 pm
I must be last!
June 11, 2011 at 10:29 am
Let’s not do this.
June 11, 2011 at 10:35 am
I see Arreh’s plan: To say “Let’s not do this,” thereby clinching last position.
I will not let this happen.
June 11, 2011 at 11:13 am
Neither will i Lets do do the flame war again!
June 11, 2011 at 11:46 am
2000, suckas!
It took me all day to do that.
June 11, 2011 at 12:12 pm
Ok but i get last!
June 11, 2011 at 7:41 pm
Come on, KTR, really? Oh, and I’ll see you guys in the basement.
June 11, 2011 at 9:05 pm
Hiss!
June 12, 2011 at 3:26 am
Right back atchya, buddy.
June 12, 2011 at 9:08 am
Ian, you’ve just had acceptance, and now this?
No. Bad Ian.
June 12, 2011 at 11:56 am
Good night, sweet italics.
June 14, 2011 at 9:08 pm
The Hiatus Crew can’t die! It goes against it’s very ideals! Besides, if that day ever comes, I think the whole universe might just shiver…
Also, who’s this “KTR” guy you keep talking about? I’m not seeing anyone with that name. Not a single person. At all.
June 15, 2011 at 4:57 pm
Arreh, I was being sarcastic. He’s not really my buddy. I didn’t want to give him the satisfaction… I guess it was a bad move on my part.
July 9, 2011 at 6:01 pm
Didn’t see this part of the conversation, though I guess we shouldn’t really have any conversation on a dead comment section!
July 10, 2011 at 3:49 am
Welcome back, Nonny.
August 28, 2011 at 6:39 am
Long time no see, Jaded!
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