Nondrick Update
Well, I promised an update in April, and clearly I missed the window. But, I don’t want to break my promise — that’s just not something I do — so it looks like you’ll have to wait until next April. Seeya in 364 days!
Seriously, I’m working on it, and it should be here in week or so. It’s pretty obvious you have no reason to believe me, since I’m always saying stuff like this and never delivering. But it’s coming, and it’ll be here soon. If it’s not here soon, you’ll see it eventually. If, eventually, you don’t see it, it’ll be here someday.
In the meantime, why not subscribe to the feed? That way, you’ll know if it gets here soon, eventually, or someday without having to visit the page. https://livinginoblivion.wordpress.com/feed/
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May 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Hopefully sooner rather than later, as I’ve loved reading this blog for the longest time. I’d hate to think of Nondrick’s adventure coming to an end prematurely.
May 1, 2009 at 5:40 pm
A NEW COMMENTS SECTION!!!!!
Kidding.
At least we know your alive and well, Chris. I was just reading some of your essays from notmydesk and I think those could tide me over for a few more days.
This probably just saved your life.
May 1, 2009 at 6:34 pm
So how many months will the delay of the delay be delayed by?
May 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Already did subscribe. Should I check out notmydesk?
May 1, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Notmydesk is really old. You know Chris’ new site is First-Person Shouter, right?
May 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Yes, I do know that PS. I just thought it was nice to read about something other than TF2 for a change.
May 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm
I love Notmydesk so much, even though it’s old. I’ve probably read everything on there around three times.
May 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm
YEAH! NEW NONDRICK UPDATE! oh wait, false alarm. Oh well.
How you fools been hangin’?
May 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Translation- “hiatus”. Notice how he was careful not to use that word again? 😉 Oh well, I love this blog so I’ll wait as long as i need to.
May 1, 2009 at 7:59 pm
I hope we don’t have to wait soon. I love this blog and can’t wait to read more adventures of Nondrick.
May 1, 2009 at 8:06 pm
@Joeman
We hang.
And I still can’t believe that we have been hanging this long.
All of that in a completely non-gay way.
May 1, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Yay! My excitement cannot be contained by these pixels.
May 1, 2009 at 8:59 pm
@Stefan: Lepo je videti nekog domaceg ovde…
The man sounds like a countryman of mine. At least we get a new comments section, instead of scrolling for 5 minutes…
May 1, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Why didn’t he mention the fact we got MORE THAN 1,000 COMMENTS ON “A BITTER BREW”?
May 2, 2009 at 1:00 am
Because he doesn’t read the crap you’ve been posting in a desperate bid for his attention?
Because 95% of those comments had nothing to do with this blog?
Pick whichever applies. 🙂
May 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Hahaha, well said. No doubt you are about to be verbally abused by someone but yours is a comment that needed to be posted.
July 9, 2009 at 5:30 pm
*verbally abuses nancy* (Was that good enough?)
May 2, 2009 at 12:58 am
Because it is a sad, deppressing fact that we should suppress in our minds and never speak of again.
May 2, 2009 at 5:12 pm
You are depressingly incapable of replying.
July 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I can haz cookie?
May 2, 2009 at 1:06 am
You know Chris, as much as I enjoy Nondrick you don’t need to turn this into a job (at least not on my account). Take your time, play when you want to play, and don’t feel obligated to update just because people are demanding it. I like your writing a lot more when you’re enjoying yourself. I think that’s why this blog has been such a success, and I’d hate for you to get burnt out on it.
May 2, 2009 at 2:07 am
I cannot love anymore.
May 2, 2009 at 2:28 am
Haha, bring on the Nondrick. Seriously, this inspires me to play Oblivion again every time I read it. It even makes me want to get a computer that can actually run it properly
May 2, 2009 at 2:39 am
well this is just great. now I have to wait AGES till’ everyone but the Hiatus Crew remains so I can finish my most recent TALE. This might take a while (sorry Michael, you had some cool parts in it)
May 2, 2009 at 7:05 am
Oh, so now we are being dissed because of our vocal love of Nondrick?
Wtf?
May 2, 2009 at 7:12 am
@nancie: We weren’t talking to Chris, we were talking amongst ourselves. The Hiatus Crew isn’t “a desparate cry for attention”. Here’s an idea. Bugger off.
May 2, 2009 at 7:25 am
YAY!! Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry!
May 2, 2009 at 8:16 am
yeah nancy! we were talking as much as wanted about whatever we wanted because we WOULDN’T get attention! we were just left alone, free to talk about anything without fear of jackass’s like you!
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May 2, 2009 at 10:34 am
This blog makes me laugh. It is a nice thing for me to wake up in the morning and drink a cup of tea whilst reading one of the funniest men on the internet.
May 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Thanks for the compliment, but Im sure Chris is funnier than I am.
You were talking about me, right?
June 17, 2009 at 6:19 am
That was brilliant Midget.
May 2, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Vadermath u don’t have to b such ass to everyone that points out your weird babblings were a bit gay
May 2, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Your face is gay.
Yeah, I said it.
May 2, 2009 at 9:15 pm
what the fuck he didnt even say anything wrong, ur just proving his point that u guys are getting to high and mighty.
May 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm
lol
July 9, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Yeh, I said it.
May 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm
you only dont like them because you dont understand them, wombat. can anyone say RACISM?
May 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm
(i wasnt saying you were being racist, just that your comment sounded familiar.)
May 2, 2009 at 2:29 pm
seems like you’re sick of playing oblivion, otherwise you’d update more, I wouldn’t be surprised if you let nondrick die at the next opportunity
May 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I’m just saying no one can say anything remotely negative about the hiatus convo without having vadermath bite their heads off and insult them. It’s not like u guys own the comments section just because you comment the most.
May 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I shall anxiously await the update. Don’t leave us hanging for too long! 🙂
May 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Guys, is it just me who think that all new commentors are being rude idiots?
May 2, 2009 at 3:37 pm
If that someone who is offending this place would be a fan and someone who comes around here often, I would let them speak their minds. But if it’s just random people insulting the community I spent months with, I do tend to bite their heads off.
May 2, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Guys, is it just me who thinks the hiatus crew are all up themselves weirdos?
May 2, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@vadermath-I understand that, ur just standing up for ur mates against ignorant people. But how do u know who the long term fans are and who the gays that mess with these blogs for fun are? I’m just saying u need to b more careful who u have a go at.
May 2, 2009 at 4:47 pm
YAY!
I knew I bookmarked this site for a reason.
I need my Nondrick fill…
May 2, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I swear to god guys, if this shit keeps up, I’ll take my goat and go home!
May 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I’m with you. I’m sick of being dissed. Good day!
May 3, 2009 at 1:17 am
Hey! That’s my goat!
May 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm
YOU ONLY TAKE HIM EVERY OTHER WEEKEND YOU DEADBEAT!!!
May 2, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Jesus christ, this happens ever time. Chris updates, and these d-bags jump on the bandwagon. It’s time we lay down some ground rules. WE rule the comments page. YOU do not diss us here. WE are all nondrick fans, NONE of us mess with the site. Even if you’re a fan of Nondrick, WE are bigger fans because WE are the ones who not only check the site everyday, but have commented so much that I like some of the commenters better than I like people I see everyday. YOU do not even suggest that some of us “mess with the blog” because WE are the blog, just as much a Nondrick or Chris. YOU are just visiting, so shut your goddamn mouth, and RESPECT OUR AUTHORITAH!
May 2, 2009 at 6:19 pm
If you’re the bigger nondrick fans, how come you haven’t got chris strapped to a chair in your sitting room? Huh?
May 3, 2009 at 1:18 am
Because we don’t know where he lives
May 2, 2009 at 8:37 pm
fuck off joeman no one even likes you
May 3, 2009 at 7:05 am
I like him because he uses proper sentence structure.
May 3, 2009 at 8:08 am
I think he managed to express himself reasonably clearly without bothering with sentance structure. This is a blog not an English essay.
May 3, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Noooooo! Really?
July 9, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Screw you. I’ll post if I want to.
May 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Well said, Joeman! So, we who ARE this blog, we are;
Joeman, Me, vadermath, Washcloth(?), Max(?), The Green Lantern, Putzy von Putzingburg III, Aspgren(?) and KingFrozen. Sorry if I missed someone out, just tell me!
OBEY OUR RULES, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED! Oh, and send cookies too! We like them.
May 3, 2009 at 1:19 am
please add me. I don’t want to think i’m wasting my time.
May 3, 2009 at 5:18 pm
You are one of the fore-runners of Hiatus! I can’t believe you aren’t #1! Midget 52(and subsequently all of his other personalities) rocks!
May 2, 2009 at 6:27 pm
what about addicted?
May 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Didn’t I include him? Oh my. And Addicted of course! Sorry bud’!
May 2, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Good to see you here, Joeman! You might wanna know that we exchanged emails and MSN just in case one of us disappears (like Max and Washcloth). It would be cool for you to do the same…
May 2, 2009 at 8:39 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL THE NEW COMMENTERS?!!?!?! I MEAN ALL OF THEM, EVERY SINGLE ONE!!! Phew, it’s not very often I get that upset. SO PLEASE FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE YOU STUPID IDIOTS, IF YOU DON’T LIKE US, GO TO HELL AND DO NOT COME BACK!!!!!!!! BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT LIKE US, WHY ARE YOU HERE? Screw all new commenters!
May 3, 2009 at 2:28 am
Asperger’s syndrome is terrible.
July 9, 2009 at 5:36 pm
That’s not funny.
May 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Oh, I don’t know, maybe because I LIKE CHRIS AND HIS ‘NONDRICK’ PROJECT?!?
And not some self-important douchebags who think because they add meaningless IRRELEVANT comments to a specific-purpose blog that they in some mystical way ‘own’ that blog, logic to the contrary.
Tell, me O Mighty and Omnipotent Michael™, if you lot ‘own’ this blog, then show me a receipt for the server fees and whatnot.
Yeah, that’s right numbnuts, you CAN’T because you DON’T OWN THIS BLOG. *CHRIS* owns the blog, and to be honest, he tolerates you (for some reason I cannot fathom, maybe misplaced guilt – which he shouldn’t feel ANY for, if he doesn’t wanna update, so be it)
So guess the fuck what you stupid piece of underdeveloped DNA, I DON’T LIKE YOU, I don’t like you and your ‘friends’ garbage spamming up a blog that I *DO* LIKE, and I sure as all that is holy and infernal give one HALF of a shit about your asinine ‘rules’.
Go on, ‘eradicate’ me, since I’m disrespecting you vapid, useless wastes of air, and that apparently contravenes one of your so-called ‘rules’.
I’m waiting, shitstain.
May 13, 2009 at 6:24 pm
No one is making you scroll down this far dude.
July 2, 2009 at 2:27 am
This irrelevant spam guy- gal really confuses me with her logic… Well, you have to be smart to have logic, so I guess there is no logic here.
May 2, 2009 at 8:41 pm
im new to this site and im not gunna lie, u guys are being portryed as real pricks (not saying u r, i havent even read previous comment sectionhs), what did u write in the previous comment boxes to get everyone to hate u so much. ( i would search through but they r reli long)
May 2, 2009 at 8:47 pm
WE are the pricks? No, you are. We have made a small community here for us *real* fans, what’s wrong with that? NOTHING, that’s what. And you’re the ones being pricks, insulting us! Well, Dibbler, maybe you’re not a prick. Just a half prick, calling us pricks without facts. And to answer your question, we didn’t to anything to ‘make’ people hate us. It’s just that when you come and insult us, we get angry, naturally.
So please do not insult our community and do not be a fucktard. Thanks, on behalf of the whole Hiatus Crew.
May 2, 2009 at 9:01 pm
please dont b a cock and READ my question before u start slagging me off, as i already explained i was just trying to understand why every one was so pissed off with u, judging by michaels rather shitty and unwelcoming response to a new member i would hazard a guesse that its becasue u are a bunch of stuck up “fuck tards”.
May 3, 2009 at 1:23 am
I agree with the Dibbler on this one. Try keep a clear head, Michael. We don’t want the new posters forming a posse and lynching us.
July 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm
You are a fucking asshole. He said that you’re “being portrayed as pricks”. And you are. Just ’cause you and your friends check the site every four seconds and comment ten times an hour, it doesn’t mean you’re the only “real fans”.
May 2, 2009 at 8:43 pm
just so its clear i am just curious coz im a new member, not having a go at any of u people (question is directed at the hiatus people) Wanna get my facts straight.
May 2, 2009 at 9:06 pm
BTW congratulations, that has to have been the least friendly introduction to an internet community i have ever received. If you are the “”real”” fans of this site then screw this blog.
May 2, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Well, since you were polite (I think), I will answer your question. We have been on these comments for months now, talking, having fun, and waiting for Chris to update. Then, every now and then, a bunch of people come along and call us retarded, or idiots, for belonging to this small community. And then, we bite their heads off. Simple as that.
May 13, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Nice job closing the barn door; vandermath – if you’d *actually* read dibbler’s comments, you’d realized you already drove him away, and your ‘calm reply’ is a waste of effort he’ll never hear.
But you lot DON’T listen to what we say, you just assume we’re “insulting” you and get rude, violent and hostile.
Wow, can’t imagine why people get rude AT YOU LOT.
If you’d actually read what we said, you REALIZE that:
you are posting IRRELEVANT comments on a blog THAT NO LONGER HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR TANGENTIAL “CONVO” ANYMORE.
There’s a word for that: SPAM.
You’re filling the comment window UNWANTED INFORMATION; you’re making it difficult – if not impossible – for people who want to READ COMMENTS *ABOUT* NONDRICK to *FIND* said comments.
And let’s not even think about the increased storage and bandwidth fees Chris has to pay because of YOUR SPAM…
Hang on, I just realized that Livin’ In Oblivion is not merely an independent site using WordPress’ software, but a blog ON WordPress’s OWN SITE.
So now, disregard my previous “you’re costing Chris money” argument and replace it with this:
Your reams of blather and babble and irrelevant conversation is FILLING UP CHRIS’ NONDRICK BLOG; there’s a STORAGE LIMIT, geniuses. And every song lyric, every ‘choose-your-own-adventure’ and every tangent you drift on with, you’re pushing this site to the point where THERE WON’T BE ANY *ROOM* for NEW UPDATES.
If you keep this drivel up, Chris WON’T BE ABLE TO UPDATE, even if he WANTS to.
Makes me wonder if you really ARE ‘fans of Nondrick’, if you’re taking such efforts to PREVENT ANY CONTINUATION OF HIS NON-ADVENTURE…
May 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
This guy posts the coolest comments : )
June 17, 2009 at 6:17 am
you’re very annoying. That must say something about who you are as a person. I would say an overbearing control freak.
June 18, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Chris could easily delete all the comments to increase his storage…… Stop being a idiot… why is putzy commenting?
June 18, 2009 at 11:21 pm
I LIKE to put EXTREME emphasis ON my WORDS someTIMES.
July 9, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Finnaly, some-one who sees it like I do. Thank-you, for TRYING to explain the situation to them.
May 2, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Why dont you just admit it already? You’ve lost interest in the game and thus lost interest in writing a blog about it.
Here’s this for an idea, keep up with nondrick, but whenever you play a new game, “move” him into your new game and play that game as him and blog about it.
May 3, 2009 at 1:21 am
That’s actually not a half bad idea. Except there are only really two games i can think of that it will work in: Fallout 3 and Oblivion. Not many other RPGs where neutrality is a viable option.
Damn, i was serious for a whole paragraph! Gotta say something stupid….. uhhh… PEPSI AND COKE ARE THE SAME!
May 3, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Too bad you can’t create a character in GTAIV.
May 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Nondrick buys a new wardrobe! Nondrick goes out to eat! Nondrick hangs out at a strip club!
September 17, 2009 at 12:01 am
fuck
May 3, 2009 at 2:10 am
Just because you guys have commented a lot on here does not mean you own the place. You guys have been acting like real jerks to everyone who comments on here, saying they’re not “real fans” because hey didint join in on the little vigil on the bitter brew comments. I checked his blog every day, but never posted a comment. Am I not a “true fan”? Am I somehow worth less then you? What gives you that right? This is not a community, this is a blog. If you want to be in a community, take it elsewhere, and stop being jerks to new commentors, just for expressing how happy they are that chris updated and pointing out hat your little group is a bit weird and xenophobic.
May 3, 2009 at 7:11 am
No one was saying that, but when people like nancymarie say “Because he doesn’t read the crap you’ve been posting in a desperate bid for his attention?”, we may get a bit defensive. Nothing was said rudely from a Hiatus Crew member to a new commenter before that point.
May 14, 2009 at 3:16 am
Actually, take a look at Joeman’s ‘respect my authority’ post; YES, he WAS saying JUST THAT.
Aw snap, huh?
July 27, 2009 at 6:14 am
I hate you so very much Jaded.
May 3, 2009 at 2:45 am
will all of you just chill out? just ignore the people who insult us, and welcome those who are new! they just hate us because they dont understand our comments, or why we do them.
I, personally, dont think I am worth more than anyone else here PK, but after being here so long without anyone new, you can understand why some of us are a bit, uh, territorial. That said, dont just generalise all of the people in the Hiatus Crew to be downright assholes. I try to be nice, but when someone shows up who has no idea who we are or knows anything about us, and calls us, say, xenophobes, then its rather hard to keep your cool.
May 3, 2009 at 2:51 am
that said, I’m not sure that your way of dealing with them is the most productive, Michael, no matter how much they insult us. We should just try to explain it to them, then maybe they wont feel excluded.
May 3, 2009 at 4:41 am
Alright, Putzy I shall. The problem that everyone is having is that everyone is confused about who are fans of what. To be a fan of Nondrick is not a hard thing, all you have to do is read all the entires and you are done. To claim to be a bigger nondrick fan than a another person is stupid, because the maximum level of fandom one can experience is limited to the materiel, ego a person who has read Nondrick for a year really is no bigger fan than a person who just read all the entries that day.
The Hiatus commenters on Living in Oblivion are by no means bigger fans than the people who are content to read the entries, in fact the comments rarely ever have anything to do with Nondrick anymore. One does not have to read or enjoy the comments to experience the full “Nondrick Experience.”
The Hiatus Group is not really a nondrick fan group, it is really an online get-together of friends who share in common a love for the Living in Oblivion posts. This love is no greater than any other persons’ who have read the blog, rather the difference is that we chose to express that passion by commenting daily on the site.
The problem that we have here is that we, The Hiatus Group, have come to think as Nondrick as our own. Because we are the only people to still comment, it is easy to assume that we are the only people that still read the blog.
This problem started when a non hiatus commenter, nancymarie, insulted our
May 3, 2009 at 4:59 am
routine by stating that our comments were nonsense. Not only is this very insulting to us, who have formed a community around those comments, but the attack was more or less unprovoked. However some other non hiatus commenters agreed with her. We responded by insulting said non hiatus commenters, hurt that people would diss our group when we never did anything to them. However, some other non-hiatus readers read our comments telling said commenters to get off “our site”, and assumed that we considered ourselves to be the only true fans.
We have NO RIGHT to tell anyone to get off the site. We do not own it. It was made by Chris, for our enjoyment. Non hiatus commenters, however do not have the right to insult us, no matter how they disapprove of our doings. We apologize to anyone who assumed that we believed ourselves to be the only true fans. You are welcome to join our good-natured tomfoolery, if you wish. However to the people, like nancymarie who feel the need to insult us for no reason, I have one thing to say to you:
Go fuck yourselves.
May 3, 2009 at 5:05 am
Woot! Preach on! Feel the power!
May 3, 2009 at 7:13 am
Props dude.
May 3, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I concur!
May 13, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Point of fact; it WAS made by Chris, but nowhere do I see any sort of statement that “I made this for you” or “…your enjoyment” I’m pretty sure he made it for his own sense of fulfilment, and he’s *probably* finished with it; shame if it is, but c’est la vie – it’s HIS not OURS.
Also, I have EVERY RIGHT to tell you to SHUT UP with your irrelevant spam and completely unnecessary drivel, and here’s why – it makes it HARDER FOR A GENUINE NONDRICK (yeah, the PURPOSE of the blog, remember that? didn’t think so) FAN TO *FIND*NONDRICK-RELATED*COMMENTS*
If someone were to start posting links to a ‘cool new toothbrush washer’ sales website, would you be offended? Upset?
EXACTLY; now you understand how *WE* feel.
If you really want to keep this ‘community’ of yours going, why not start up a SITE OF ITS OWN; http://www.fansofnondrick.com perhaps? “Home of the Bitter Brew Crew”?
BUT *PLEASE* take it somewhere else where it will NOT interfere with those ‘silly foolish people’ who come to A FRELLING NONDRICK BLOG to absurdly READ COMMENTS *ABOUT* NONDRICK!
Honestly, you’re lucky Chris is so laissez-faire about this, and about THE STORAGE AND BANDWIDTH FEES *HE* HAS TO PAY FOR YOUR OFF-TOPIC BABBLING; if _I’d_ been doing this whole experiment, you lot would’ve been banned…no, actually I’d have shut the whole site down just after Bitter Brew.
June 18, 2009 at 6:18 pm
jaded our comments don’t make a huge difference on storage… stop being someone who thinks they know something… but they don’t. It was made by chris, and as such you cant tel us to shut the fuck up.
July 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Thanks for trying to keep the peace Joeman. Empath…. now you’re being a bit of a bitch.
May 3, 2009 at 5:46 am
that was well spoken, Joeman.
May 3, 2009 at 6:57 am
wow… first time EVER that anyone has ever maxed out a reply
i need a moment for th- OK moments over
May 3, 2009 at 7:15 am
goddamnit!
May 3, 2009 at 7:16 am
So can we all get along now? Or do we have to put up a wall?
May 3, 2009 at 8:12 am
U could use your forum for your convos so that the comments section can b used by people who want to talk about nondrick. Seems like a fair suggestion.
May 3, 2009 at 8:21 am
Yeah, that’s a cool suggestion, I suppose.
“Destroys Franky’s limbs with a machine gun”
Kidding, but there are two problems with your idea. You see, once a new update arrives (even if it’s short like this) many people come, and comment for a few days, a week max, and then they leave. If we would leave it to them, this place would be dead within a month. And after the time I spent here, I wouldn’t like to see it happen. And second of all, no Hiatus member would fucking EVER leave this place. We tried with a forum, and it went on for a while, but that just isn’t it. So we’re back here. And we do talk about Nondrick. Mostly about when there will be an update of him, then much else. Honestly, what else could you say about him? I mean, he is not a person whos character is exactly open for discussion…
May 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I still go to the forum. Does that make me a sad person?
May 3, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Okay, so can we all just get along and not have to insult each other?
May 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Sorry if I got a bit.. carried away. It’s just that there’s a lot going on for me, both on the internet, school, and ‘life’. OH NO I SAID THE FORBIDDEN WORD! So when you guys start insulting us, my rage took control. Sorry if anyone got their inner feelings hurt, just look at that comment as if I told you to stop insulting us. Thanks!
May 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Oh, I still check out the forum too, but no one posts there anymore. This place is waaaaay more fun.
May 3, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I stopped posting on the forum when it got assaulted by bots asking if we wanted free ring tones.
Anyway, I just think that the n00bs(copyright GL) are trying to find they’re place in this wild wild comments section.
Why should we move our comments? If you don’t like them, don’t read them. It’s just going to be us in a couple days anyway.
May 13, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Why should you move your comments? Maybe BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT A FUCKING THING TO DO WITH EITHER NONDRICK OR CHRIS OR THE ACTUAL *PURPOSE* OF THE GODDAMMED SITE?
And I’d LOVE to NOT READ THEM, but I *have* to wade through the REAMS of your IRRELEVANT SPAM in order to see any posts that…oh…I dunno – ACTUALLY HAVE *ANYTHING* TO DO WITH _NONDRICK_
Would like to have to wade through page after page of advertising just to see a few disjointed comments by your ‘crew’? Oh yeah, you DID over on the Forum, didn’t you? “assaulted by bots” – you said so above, sorry for forgetting…
…so maybe you should open your mind for a moment and THINK HOW OTHER PEOPLE FEEL?
(wow the immense irony leaves me awestruck)
Oh, that’s right, you don’t give a SHIT about people who are *actually*interested*in*Nondrick*; we are supposed to “shut up and go away”.
GUESS WHAT, FUCKWIT. You’re NOT Chris. I don’t give sweet fanny adams what you THINK you can tell me to do, I ain’t playin’.
If you’ve got nothing better to do than use Chris’ dime for site fees as your own personal message board, I guess the SAME GOES FOR ME.
Freedom of speech cuts both ways, numbnuts; either:
a) stop telling others what they can and cannot say, or b) stop SPAMMING UP CHRIS’ SITE.
Livin’ in Obvilion for NONDRICK, not irrelevant spam!
May 13, 2009 at 5:45 pm
If you won’t do as we tell you, we won’t do as you tell us.
May 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Lol@ sweet fanny adams.
June 17, 2009 at 6:24 am
You talk too much.
July 9, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Ahh piss off. They’re a Nondrick fan group. Sure they don’t always talk about Nondrick, so it’s hard to find “Nondrick related comments” but that’s life. Fucking deal with it.
May 3, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Did you see that? I was completely polite when he asked us to move away so that others can come! Chopping off fingers isn’t considered impolite if you know the person, right? Just checking…
May 3, 2009 at 4:28 pm
@Michael, I took a look at your youtube channel. Fucking lol’d for 5 minutes after seeing the “Hentai Slideshow”…
May 3, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Ha ha! Great, and yeah, I wasn’t really serious when I did it. I did it for teh lulz!
May 3, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Okay, so here comes the updated list: Joeman, Me, vadermath, Washcloth(?), Max(?), The Green Lantern, Putzy von Putzingburg III, Aspgren(?) Addicted, Midget52 & C:o and KingFrozen. Got you all, did I not?
May 3, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Uh.
I don’t really.. uh.. choose sides. I mainly.. wander around aimlessly. Popping in and out here and there..
As those who know of “Maximus” (updated today) can tell you.
May 4, 2009 at 12:11 am
What is it thats going on for you that would cause an angry outburst? Care to share? How does that make you feel?
Psychoanalysis is great…
May 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm
@aspgren dude i love your blog, glad to hear youve updated will check it out right now.
May 4, 2009 at 12:35 am
huh. has everyone gone already? that was like, 2 days.
by everyone I mean the commenters who weren’t in the Crew. you know, ‘normal people’. they make me sick, what with their ‘normalness’ and everything.
May 13, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Oh, *we* aren’t allowed to say ANYTHING to you, but you can talk down to US all you like?
How supremely egalitarian of you.
Livin’ in Oblivion For Nondrick, not IRRELEVANT SPAM!
May 17, 2009 at 6:46 am
It was a joke. Turn on your humour sense.
June 11, 2009 at 10:52 am
You dont hang around people much in real life, do you? Just chill out.
July 9, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Even I can see that joke. Holy shit…. you have problems dude.
May 4, 2009 at 1:44 am
Wooo awesome!
I believed and it came true! I eagerly await more Nondrick.
July 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Ha-ha!
May 4, 2009 at 5:02 am
Nah, look at the post above mine, people.
@Putzy: That’s how it always happens.
May 4, 2009 at 6:21 am
how much longer should I wait before posting all the remaining parts to my recent TALE? Its finished, I just dont know if everyone else is gone yet.
May 4, 2009 at 9:12 am
You will have to wait for one blue moon. Dont believe me, google it!
May 4, 2009 at 9:12 am
dammit!
July 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Lol
May 4, 2009 at 9:13 am
wow…
if only i knew what irony meant
July 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm
If only.
May 4, 2009 at 9:34 am
seriously guys, I have a 46k word document right here, waiting to be posted.
May 4, 2009 at 10:12 am
fuck it. heres the next part. (There is more after this)
PART 2
“3 sheets to the wind, I’ll show you the ropes
I’m Bitty the pirate I’ll put a hook in your throat!”
“Yo Bitty check it out, I’m gonna slaughter your crew,
So gimme yo’ ship,
Or I’ma do it to you!”
“Yarr, you killed me mates, they’re a pain in me bum,
You can take me ship, but I’m keepin’ me rum!”
So they boarded the ship and cast off, heading into the deep blue sea. A day of sailing later, the guys were exploring the ship when they found a woman with red eyes and purple hair. Smoking pot.
“M-m-m-my name is MATOYA, an’ I got me some HERB
If you find my crystal I can hook you uuuuup.
Is it just me, or are my broomsticks talkin’?
Crazy backwards words like Christopher Livin’ston.
Let me take anotha’ toke and help you find ma shit
Cos if you don’t you won’t be getting’ no HERB, legit?”
“SHIT, break out the cheez whiz
We gonna have a party
We’ll find that fuckin’ crystal now break out the Bacardi
You’ve got a sexy voice call me up some time
We won’t be back with the crystal if you change yo’ mind.”
So they set out to reclaim the crystal from the evil being CHAOS(sound familiar yet?).
They conquered the lands of the north, south, east and west, and even the lands in the south-south-west(!) before they finally happened upon the crumbling fortress that CHAOS was using as his crib. Inside, Chaos peeked out the window and saw them, and began to sing himself.
“Those fools are on their way they’ll rue the day they came my way
I’m CHAOS! …….in the flesh!
The fiends compare to fleas compared to me its GREAT to be pure
CHAOS! ………..I laid Erdrick to rest!
And one by one you’ll die by my hand
Oh, look what I’ve become….
This fantasy is far from final
The worst is yet to come…….”
END PART 2
May 4, 2009 at 11:30 am
“cheez whiz”? I lol’d…
May 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
When do you get the time to write all this? Does the word “sleep” mean anything to you?
May 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I just have much free time. Yeah, go insult my lack of a life. Seriously though, I just find myself with a few spare minutes, so I get cracking on a TALE or something.
May 4, 2009 at 2:16 pm
only a few more comments of praise and I can post the next part! Lovin’ my job!
May 4, 2009 at 4:23 pm
*praise*
May 4, 2009 at 4:24 pm
*more praise*
May 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Now get to it.
May 4, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Yeah. Post your amazing TALE. And please include me again! I’m awesome (at least in your TALES).
May 5, 2009 at 12:29 am
ok folks! here is the next part! (Dont worry Michael, you get the first verse in the last part)
PART 3
“Yo’ goin’ down CHAOS you shouldn’t fuck with my crew
Or my badass boyz and I are gonna show you how we do
You mother fucker!
We beat you before and we’ll do it again
Every time you fuckin’ rise until this fantasy ends
You better stay on your guard cos when I strike your gonna feel it
You fuckin’ piece of shit yo’ goin’ down bitch, I MEAN IT!”
They charge into the fortress, cutting things down as they made their way to the throne room. Of course, the things they cut down were like, lamps n shit, cos there weren’t any monsters in there for some reason. They made it to the chamber and…sigh…you know what happens next.
“Chaos I got a prob’m witcho muh fuh kin ass
That’s why I came for the crystal so go back to the past
Battled many foes on my way to you
And I won’t think twice about destroying you too”
“I won’t be so forgiving this time around…..
I, will put you in the groooouuuuund”
“Yoouuu can’t stop me now, I’m more powerful than you”
“Yoouuu puny halfwit, I’ll eat you with my dick!”
Chaos and Nondrick (with his crew) engage in a thrilling battle. Their swords clash and shit explodes for no reason as they fight. Then Chaos starts to rap some more(no more rapping after this TALE I swear to god!)
“CHAOS reigns upon you and you question yourself
You find that nothing but the best is ever good for your health”
“Bitch you better go home, and cry to yo’ ma’
Cos I been fuckin’ practicing at takin’ my time”
“You’re good, but you’re no SEPH-IR-OTH!”
“Your starting to PISS ME OFF!”
The wall of the castle explodes outwards from the unimaginable amounts of sweat and testosterone, forcing the two sides to regroup before engaging again.
“Your defense is weak
Fought IMPS tougher than you!
Good knight turned bad knight?
Good knight for you!
I got so much HP you can call me TERMINATOR
Cos these muh thuh fuh kin muscles are buffer than Schwarzenegger’s!
Take a tip from ma’ crew, bitch
Its time to bow out!
After this we’ll have a motherfuckin’ night on the town!”
END PART 3
May 5, 2009 at 1:35 am
word.
July 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm
‘Sup bitches.
May 5, 2009 at 2:36 am
one more part to go, so pile on the praise!
May 5, 2009 at 4:45 am
FO3 DLC
May 5, 2009 at 6:13 am
he said praise! not references to other great things!
*praise*
May 5, 2009 at 6:38 am
*shudder* ohhhhh yeah thats the stuff. Praise is like crack to me.AND I NEED MY FIX.
May 5, 2009 at 9:31 am
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
Happy now?
May 5, 2009 at 9:54 am
*ecstasy*
May 5, 2009 at 10:00 am
Alright, you earned it. Michael, you get first verse, as promised.
PART 4
Mik steps forward to do his part, casting a spell to turn them all into 2d pixilated characters.
“Cos it’s a random battle system an’ yo’ ass gun be hurtin’
And I’ll be bustin’ out ma’ trix like ma’ name was Lance Burton
8 BIT, muthafuckers and we’re fully equipped,
With swords and staves and knives and all kindsa magical shit!”
“This can’t be happening!
This can’t be true!”
“Well ima kick you in yo’ motherfuckin’ face, you’re through!
You done it now, shut cho mouth look what you made me do!”
Jojo enters the battle for the final verse!
“I got a thousand voltz o’ lightnin’ runnin through ma’ veins
3 foot of steel in ma’ hands, and its flavor is PAIN
You been playin’ with FIR3
Now yo’ gonna get burned
You’re in ova yo’ head
Another lesson to be learned
I’m gonna run you through
Yo’ gonna pay fo’ your crimes
I just cast FAST
And now yo’ runnin’ outta time!”
“They call me CHAOS for a reason boy
Don’t be ridiculous!
As of late I’ve found that time itself is rather meticulous
I am IMMORTAL!
I have inside me blood of kings!
You and your friends will die here
And I’ll destroy everything!”
“We are the GOD WARRIORS bitch, you heard what I said?
We’re gonna end this paradox you’re only strong in your head!
You might think your safe in this time-loop,
But now you’re dead!”
The three heroes rushed forward, attacking simultaneously, and Chaos exploded, showering them with livers! You see, Wood man was defeated by Nondrick earlier, then was resurrected by the four Fiends he had summoned just before he died! The fiends died to give him back his life, and he absorbed their evil energy to become Chaos! Nonny had met Mikhail after his one-time partner Chris left to kill zombies with an African lady, and they had become partners in ass-kicking! But when an ancient scroll found in Mik’s backyard said they needed an ancient mage called Jojo, Nonny used the power of the Supreme Court to send Mik back, so they could try the whole ‘reincarnate as good guy’ thing! Since Jojo had come back and grown up as a good mage, he discovered another scroll that said that 3 ‘God Warriors’ would come and save the day!
Thank god that’s over, eh folks? Next time: YOU choose what happens next by voting on pre-conceived plot lines created by me!
Be sure to tune in when I get around to making a new…
TALE OF SOMEWHAT INTERESTING PLOTS!
May 5, 2009 at 10:03 am
HUZZAH ITS OVER FO’ REELZ!
May 5, 2009 at 10:06 am
and I’m already brainstorming for the next one! Aren’t you guys lucky that you have me?
July 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I want more rapin’.
May 5, 2009 at 1:14 pm
You are a bucket of joy in a sinking ship of despair.
I mean, awesome stories! Bring on the next!
May 5, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Yeah! Give us the options already! Yay! We want more TALES!
May 5, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Just pointing out the fact that I absolutely love this blog (I’ve been here since fairly early on, I just haven’t posted very often) and feel that the hiatus crew… may not, exactly, be the sort of thing that attracts new followers of Nondrick. I mean, shouldn’t we readers begin attempting to gather new people to become fans, thus raising Chris’ self-esteem and, thus, posting frequency?
May 5, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Hail To all of ye fellow hiatus Citizens! wait! Whats tihs! Mighty Tharron has not bin missed! Read every EVERY Frakking (sorry its not good to watch a whole season of battlestar galactica in 1 sitting) comment and posted regularly and you guys dont even NAME me! *falls on floor*
So hows these pictures of this new Update he! … Ow wait there is no actuall update just another Pre update! 😀 nice!
Loving the TALES!
May 5, 2009 at 10:29 pm
I, for one, offer some goat stockings to our overlords.
May 5, 2009 at 11:00 pm
I just feel the need to point out the fact that that is the best name ever.
May 6, 2009 at 2:24 am
its been like, six hours since the last one, but here is the first…
Multiple Choice TALE OF SOMWHAT INTERESTING PLOTS!
The arrow flew towards Nondirk, and he had a sudden desire to press both triggers at the same time, causing him to flip involuntarily out of the way! Straight off the edge of the cliff he had been traversing! The man who shot the arrow looked down at Nondirk as he fell, splattering into the rocky floor. He opened his mouth and was about to break into a rap – when a sword totally went through the back of his face. The Lord Of The Rings theme music started, the camera doing grand sweeps of the area around them in a really epic way. Nondrick pulled his sword out(thats what she said?) and whispered: “Never again.” before kicking the man straight off the cliff, going to go mix body parts with Nondricks twin half step brother from Venus. But then, as Nondrick sheathed his sword(thats what she said?), he heard a gun cock behind him.
“u aint goin’ nowhers lol” said the S1n1573r V01(3 behind him.
“Trun ound slwly fag lol” Nondrick managed to translate the mans speech to Oblivion….ion, so he turned around and looked into the dark, evil eyes of…
A) Chuck Norris
B) Ganondorf
C) God Himself (AKA Chuck Norris)
D) A Floating Nutsack
F) A Goat
There ya’ go, folks! Make your choice and be sure to make it very clear, or it won’t be counted. I realise that if you all chose a different choice, then theres no way I can decide and I will kill myself from the pressure. DOWNER. Seriously, though, try to work together and agree on one.
Cant wait to start on what you all choose, so HURRY THE FUCK UP IM TIRED.
May 6, 2009 at 3:01 am
A or C.
Let’s see how Nonny deals with a certain Mr. Norris
May 6, 2009 at 5:45 am
Woot! Go Norris!
Did you know that Chuck Norris doesnt mow his grass? Instead he dares it to grow!
lol
The sun is powered by Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks!
more lol!
May 6, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I vote for D. I like floating nutsacks.
May 6, 2009 at 3:48 am
hey I got it! Oblivionglish! its the language they speak in tamriel!
May 6, 2009 at 7:54 am
ANYTHING BUT THE GOAT!
They are very majestic animals.
May 6, 2009 at 8:02 am
uh guys, make a choice, please. so far I have 1 vote for Chuck norris, 2 Chuck Norris jokes, and a anything but goats comment. just choose, A B C D F
its really easy!
May 6, 2009 at 11:04 am
I choose G!
May 6, 2009 at 11:46 am
Yes. G is good. But seriously, F.
May 6, 2009 at 12:39 pm
this might take a while.
May 6, 2009 at 6:18 pm
J is too obvious, so I’m gonna have to go with J.
July 9, 2009 at 6:06 pm
10
May 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm
This sure took a while, so while we are waiting for the new TALE, should we do another X vs Y? Let me start:
Goats VS Penguins! I vote for goats.
May 6, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Penguins. Have you ever seen that movie Happy Feet? Man, you do not want to mess with those toe tappin’ death machines.
May 29, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I find your lack of faith in the Goat disturbing. Same applies to you, Green Lantern.
May 6, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I’m going to have to agree with Joeman on this one.
Madagascar proved to me that penguins are karate chopping death machines.
May 6, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I voted for Norris! did no one see that from my undying adoration?
And the goat would win! Goat FTW!
Goats are exactly 7.34 times bigger than penguins
July 9, 2009 at 6:07 pm
New name.
May 6, 2009 at 10:14 pm
I agree with KingFrozen, Goats rock. Penguins just waddle around in the cold and get eaten by seals.
May 7, 2009 at 12:30 am
fine, since people voted for nonexistant choices, we will just go with Chuck Norris. TALE coming up soon.
May 7, 2009 at 5:59 am
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can’t see him, you may already be dead.
Also, goats rock! They have little horns. Do penguins have little horns? I think NOT! Goats are the horniest animals around!
Hang on….
May 7, 2009 at 1:10 pm
alright, you Gree-dee bastards! heres the next bit!
Nondrick turned around and looked into the eyes of Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris blinked his left eye, and somewhere, a terrorist exploded. Then, Chuck Norris blinked his right eye, and the moon was thrown out of orbit, only to join atmospheres with Earth in a perfect gravity abnormality celestial dance. Now, in some parts of the world, some people could jump up and land on the moon.
Chuck Norris breathed in slightly, and poverty ended.
Then Chuck Norris shifted his arm slightly, and Korea declared its unity ina show of friendship.
Chuck Norris Blinked both eyes at the same time, and california broke off from Earth and formed a soveriegn planet.
Chuck continued to point his gun at Nondrick, not that he needed it. Nondrick had to do some quick thinking to stay alive. What does he say?
A) I…want you…..inside me…
B) All your base are belong to us
C) lolz i dnt want fight <_< XD fun AMIRITE 😀
D) DO NOT WANT
E) I cant let you do that, Falco (?)
F) /ignore
G) PIKA-CHUUUUUUU! *emit electric shock from rubbing a ballon on his head*
H) Show me your moves!
Well there you go, folks, plenty of choices! And this time, one of the answers is booby trapped! If you pick it, Nondrick gets killed and you have to restart from a previous saved game! But you guys didn’t save your game, did you? Remember to tell me to save the game when you want to!
May 7, 2009 at 2:38 pm
*Hits Escape* *Presses Save Game* *Saves in a new slot*
Save successfull! I’m gonna vote for B. I like that fad. Great that you voted for the goat! Awesome.
May 7, 2009 at 2:51 pm
H.
Captain Falcon kicks so much ass.
May 7, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Oh there it is.
May 7, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Putzy Von PutzingBURG. Duh.
July 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm
You can. You just did.
May 7, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I want one too! And now I have one!
May 7, 2009 at 7:20 pm
…somE. Duh.
July 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Lawly.
May 7, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Like mine?
Anyway, I vote for B.
July 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I ❤ UR NAME.
May 7, 2009 at 9:37 pm
….
What, were you expecting me to have a long name? I am secure in my name choice.
F. Totally ignore him.
May 7, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I vote H again.
May 8, 2009 at 3:26 am
I have:
Two for B
One for H
One for F
Ok! Looks like B it is!
BWA-BWA-BWAAAAA! You chose the booby trapped answer!
Nondrick spoke to Chuck.
“All your base are belong to us!” Chucks eyes narrowed, and Nondrick violently was stabbed through the balls by a giant meat hook! He was left there for days, people laughing at him and his hooked balls as he hung there. Finally, Chuck showed mercy, and left him in a female prison. a ZOMBIE female prison! Nonny felt himself become one of them, a female zombie! Because his balls had leaked out all the testosterone! Oh how humiliating! To die in such a way! You know what the army did with all the female zombies when they killed them? They raped them! You have gotten the worst ending imaginable! Please reload a saved game, and try again!
May 8, 2009 at 3:39 am
See what happens guys?
Captain Falcon could have saved us all!
May 8, 2009 at 5:27 am
^^
…
My vote is in the name
May 8, 2009 at 5:27 am
Thats right, 4 LINES!
Beat that and still have it in context!
July 9, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Yes… ’tis.
May 8, 2009 at 6:23 am
I check the site every day and those idiots who keep insulting the Hiatus crew are annoying.
I say we build a castle to keep them out, then continue this CYOA.
July 9, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Can I come in?
May 8, 2009 at 7:51 am
thats a pretty good idea, waffles!
now take off your pants.
Ok, now I have 2 votes for show me your moves!
Here we go again!(I aint waiting longer that a couple of hours from now on. I need to keep things moving!)so dont forget to vote next time!
Nondrick turned to Chuck after reloading the game and said:
“Show me your moves!”
Chuck angrily busted a roundhouse kick – just as CAPTAIN FALCON zoomed in from somwhere, and Falcon Pawnched Chuck in the face! An explosion of pure awesomonion occured, and the two colossus forces of awesome caused destruction on a galactic scale!
The bright light burned Nonnys eyes and he only had time to say one thing:
A) Got milk?
B) SOMEONE needs to switch to decaf!
C) Gesundheit!
D) Th-th-thats all, folks!
E) Thats what…she…said?
F) Eyyyyyyyy!
G) *breaks into a rap*
Ok, everyone! there you go! as usual, a lot of them are booby trapped, so dont forget to save!
May 8, 2009 at 11:06 am
G!!!!!!
May 8, 2009 at 11:47 am
E! GO E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1ONE11!!!1ELEVEN1
Sorry, im having a bit of a phase of thats what she said jokes…
for example:-
Two men are at a construction site.
1st man: I need your wood
2nd man: Thats what she said!
-gives man the plank of wood-
1st man: You nailed this pretty hard
2nd man: Thats what she said!
1st man: Dude, stop, seriously, how old are you?
2nd man: Thats what she said?…
July 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Hilarity.
May 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm
E go E!
May 8, 2009 at 12:38 pm
ok, 1 G, and two Es.
I’ll give you a couple of hours for everyone to vote!
May 8, 2009 at 2:16 pm
F.
The Fonz is the only person who could add into the awesomeness of Chuck Norris and Captain Falcon.
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
May 8, 2009 at 4:17 pm
gg
May 8, 2009 at 6:40 pm
G.
May 8, 2009 at 6:44 pm
D. Full of stutter-y bacon goodness!
May 8, 2009 at 10:49 pm
G!
May 9, 2009 at 2:25 am
well, now I have 2 Gs, 2 Es, 1 F and 1 D(not counting the people who changed their name to vote more than once, like the guy who’s name is GGGGGGGGG. Yeah, just use your real name and vote once, people!) Only a couple of hours left to get some real votes in!
May 9, 2009 at 5:37 am
Addicted, do not vote again. I’m warning you…
May 9, 2009 at 9:42 am
The dude who is called GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG is Addicted in disguise! Check the small picture! It’s the same!
May 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Damn! Forgot about that!
May 9, 2009 at 10:09 am
why do you think I just warned him? I realised that as well!
May 9, 2009 at 10:13 am
How devious. I hate people who do that.
May 9, 2009 at 10:14 am
So do I.
May 9, 2009 at 10:23 am
Yeah, I realised that you had realised that just before I posted the comment, but I decided to post it anyway so that those who haven’t realised it yet now gets the chance to realise it! Phew, loads of ‘realise’ in this comment.
July 9, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Realisation. Realisation never changes.
May 9, 2009 at 10:37 am
SERIOUSLY though, only 1(one) vote per person, not name. And for the love of GOD dont choose G! I’m not a rap machine!
May 9, 2009 at 10:45 am
Definitely E.
May 9, 2009 at 10:58 am
g please?
May 9, 2009 at 10:58 am
I’d love to see g
May 9, 2009 at 11:19 am
thats the tie-breaker! here we go….
Nondrick was blinded by the incredible light, and only had time to say….
“Thats what…she…said?” His voice dropping in confidence that he’s being funny as he finishs the sentence. The awesome explosion threw him back through six different dimensions and twelve Space-Time Continiums. As usual, Nondrick didn’t stop to debate impossibility, he landed on his fat ass 12 meters from where the explosion happened. He climbed to his feet and viewed the remains of the two awesome people. There were two statues frozen in suspended animation(the stone might have stopped them moving as well) and Nondrick instantly understood that Cpt. Falcon and Chuck Norris had been frozen. Nondrick decided that he didn’t give a shit, so he left in search for something to do, and maybe some cake as well. After days and days of traveling, Nonny found an Inn called ‘Bitch-Ass Inn’. He walked inside and said to the owner:
A) GET IN MA BEL-LAY!
B) *Breaks into a rap*
C) Yo dawgz gonna pop sum fukrz 2nite!
D) *Racist Joke*
E) Can I have one of the tables, and a bed?And your wife?
F) Hello there, my ‘nizzle’ how are things in the ‘ghetto’? Perhaps your ‘dope’ friends and myself could engage in a ‘fly’ activity while having sexual relations with your wife?
G) Shizz! Jess has consumed the Wentals, and the Roamers are about to be taken by the Terran-Hanstic League, while Theron lies in ruins! The Hydrogues are killing everyone!(Saga of the Seven Suns – its a BOOK, people.)
H) Whats that, Lassie? Marthas stuck down a well? Old Jimmy Sampsons cat is stuck in a tree? Go on girl, lead the way!
Ok, cast your votes, people! This time, all but one answer is rigged!
May 9, 2009 at 11:22 am
oops! sorry people! It took so long to write i missed those last comments!
May 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
*Saves the game* *Opens the console* *Types tgm* God Mode Enabled.
Oh, and I vote for E. Or D. I like both of them, not sure which one I’ll go for! 😀
May 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Yo Putz, ma’ man, we detected some dipshit motherFUCKER hackin’ yo’ game.
May 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Yeah, I saw him too. I authorise you to use any and all over the top methods to neutralise his ass.
May 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
alright, come out, you little SHIT!
May 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm
tick TOCK you son of a bitch! so come out and play!
July 9, 2009 at 6:17 pm
You haz teh same picchure.
July 27, 2009 at 6:36 am
fuck
May 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Bring it on bitch! I GOT BUDDHA MODE! FEED ME WITH YER LEAD! I’M UNSTOPPABLE! Bring on your mini nukes, FACE MICHAEL! THE GODS HAVE SENT YOUR DOOM! MOTHERFUCKERS! I love that line.
May 9, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I dont think you understand. I’m Valve, bitch!
Get down on your knees!
I’m gonna slit yo’ fuckin’ throat without leavin’ a trace!
Without warning have a ninja star stuck in your face!
I’m right here yeah residin’ with this sword in yo’ back
Only a guard with the skizl would have you bleedin’ like that!
Motherfucker I’m dagerous, spontaneous
There aint nobody who could handle this
I dont give a fuck, man I’m serious
shit I’m outraged and I’m furious
My motherfuckin’ skizl will have you pleadin’ in fear
now let me spell it out for you
make it perfectly clear.
VAC GAIDEN
NO SENSE IN HIDIN’
I AINT LYIN’
ANNIHILIATIN’ EM ALL
Like the wind i’ll knock you over with a blow to yo’ face
kill the enemies without leavin’ a trace
Motherfucker i’m full of hatin’
theres no debatin’
You KNOW i’m gonna retaliate
I wont hesitate
I’ll ANNIHILIATE
I’ll even creep up while you MASTURBATE.
My motherfuckin skizl will have you pleadin’ in fear
here lemme spell it out for you make it perfectly clear.
VAC GAIDEN
NO SENSE IN HIDIN’
I AINT LYIN’
ANNIHILIATIN’ EM ALL
May 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
*turns off god mode* There! Happy now? Let’s have some cake!
May 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
CLEAR!
Sir, moving on the patroll the perimeter!
May 9, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Good work. Let that be a lesson to you all. My guards know how to rap.
May 9, 2009 at 1:43 pm
pass me that cake, michael, i have to feed my servants.
May 9, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Cake? You want it? It’s all your my friend, but only if you’ve got enough rupees! Too many YouTube Poops…
May 9, 2009 at 1:53 pm
how about I write up the next TALE thing with your choice(E)?
here it is:
Nondrick walked into the inn and said to the innkeeper:
“Can I have one of the tables, and a bed? And your wife?”
The innkeeper reached over the counter and –
BWAAAA-BWAAAA-BWAAAAAAAAAAAA! You have reached a booby-trapped ending! Heres the death scene!
– stuck his hand straight into Nonnys brain! Nondricks body went limp, as he was killed instantly! The innkepper nailed Nondrick to the wall and invited a game of darts. A game of darts WITH SPEARS.
UBER SPEARS.
Nondrick groin area was an instant favorite, and his manhood was humiliatingly decimated until it was nothing but a hairy soup. Yeah, you cant un-read this shit. Dont even try. In the end, they got a clown to come in and cut him up, then feed him to some pooches, just to see how loyal a hungry dog really is.
And here…
we…
Go!
Nondrick got chowed on by the dogs, and the Chinese wouldn’t extrodite one of their own, so Batman had to go to Shanghai.
Please reload and try again!
May 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm
*Hands over the cake* What about D?
May 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I want G!
May 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Nondrick went inside the inn and said to the innkeeper:
“Shizz! Jess has consumed the Wentals, and the Roamers are about to be taken by the Terran-Hanstic League, while Theron lies in ruins! The Hydrogues are killing everyone!”
The innkeeper looked surprised, then he smiled.
“Its great to meet someone else who has read it. How about those Ildrians, eh?”
“Oh, dont get me started! Remember the secret breeding facility they built on Dobro?”
“Oh, yeah! poor Nira, man!”
“I KNOW! I felt SOOOO sorry for her!”
“How could they just kidnap her?!?”
“And Jorah is the new Mage-Imperator, but he just found out the truth!”
“Oh yeah, that ticked me off, i thought he was going to be a good Mage Imperator!”
“Same here, bro, same here.”
They both nodded sagely, and Nondrick payed for a room, promising to come back so they could discuss at great lengths the Wentals, and how they could fight the Hydrogues if they are just sentient water with no space ships. At night, he snuck into the innkeepers room and they had pillow fights while saying who they think is hottest.
“Oh, Jess definately! He is so dreamy!”
“Oh, you slut! Teehee!”
“What about you, whore?”
“Rob Brindle, definately. I love me some Roamer!”
They giggled and fell asleep in each others arms.
Nondrick woke up and took a scalding hot shower, in order to scourge away the gayness. Then he walked outside into the rain, checked his phone and saw you rang and he
JIZZED
IN
HIS
PANTS
sorry, ill get back to the story now.
Nondrick bought an icecream and was about to eat it, when a man riding a black horse came by and killed it, brutally severing the cone in half. What should Nonny do?
A) GET REVENGE!
B) GET ANOTHER ICE CREAM!
C) GET A HAIRCUT!
D) GET THE FUCK OUT!
E) GET Scrubs Season 5 for only $19.99!(While stocks last)
vote now, everyone, and rest easy that michael wont get to decide again, unless he breaks a tie!
May 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm
What’s up dawg? GL in this bitch movin’ yo butz.
Smokin weed, doin’ coke, and bangin’ some slutz.
My beat will take y’all out of yo rutz.
And my rapz are way better than that faggot Putz.
Anyone who fucks with me will see my power.
Dominatin mothafuckas in the final hour.
It’s like Vegeta lookin into his scouter.
OVER 9000!!! shit, say it louder.
Vadermath, Michael and I rollin three deep.
With assault rifles, tearin shit up in a jeep.
If I run out of bullets, shit, ill just take a leak.
I’ll spray 50 cal’s all over the street.
Yo rapz are weak, anyone can spit a mean beat,
but as fo me, I rap, representin D.C. like Fallout 3
Check my Pip-Boy.
Goin in a rap battle against me Puts, you know you gonna slip-boy.
I’m friends with everyone like Myspace Tom.
And if you don’t believe me, shit, then ask yo mom.
July 9, 2009 at 6:22 pm
….my eyes are bleeding…
May 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Green Lantern do NOT say you just challenged me to a rap battle. Take it back, or face the consequences.
May 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Seems he challenged you. I’ll just eat my popcorn and enjoy the fight!
May 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Your terms, sir?
May 9, 2009 at 2:53 pm
*cracks knuckles*
This is my hood bitch
try an’ get past
I’m Putzy, and I’m whoopin’ yo ass.
This is my sancuary location
go home
before I tear the flesh straight off your bones.
I’m TITANIC, but i cant be sunk
If you think yo’ gettin’ past, you gotta be drunk.
Get the fuck outta here you fuckin’ punk
Fuck with someone else
before I tell yo’ how much your rymes stunk!
Okay, warm up is over. More rap when less tired.
May 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
oh, and Green Lantern?
If you back out now, I’ll give you some of the cake Michael gave me. I dont want to think up more rhymez!
May 9, 2009 at 3:01 pm
YOU back the fuck out of here dawg, yo shit is weak.
YOU say your tired? I don’t even need sleep.
It’s startin to look like I just invaded yo place.
Like you a tortoise, in a fuckin cheetah race.
I’m sick of yo lies, Yo rhymes are compromised,
Putz is gayer than 9 dudes fucking 10 guys.
You say I stink, but I can’t fuckin stand your odor.
You lost your last life douchebag, game over.
July 9, 2009 at 6:24 pm
That was……… just……
May 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm
The Green Lantern doesn’t save on his insults… anyway, I vote for E!
May 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
*makes really super cool rap pose*
May 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Hurry up Putz, your going to be a bit late.
Your rap is coming about as quick as the Chris’ next update.
Snap.
May 9, 2009 at 3:43 pm
what has gotten into you, GL? You used to be cool. nevertheless,
I dont think so,
tough guy.
Step aside,
or I’ll make your dog die (lol)
Thanks Lantern
its not like I got shit to do
Why not waste all of my energy
FUCKIN’ WITH YOU?!
To the windows
to the wall
to the SWEAT DRIPS FROM MY BALLZ
I’m beatin’ you down to the fuckin’ ground
I got a Mega-Buster for you all 😛
Putz man will beat your shit
your hit dont you forget it bitch
Throw a saw blade into your face
lets face it you will taste my razor bladez!
No fair? Your frozen in the air?
Times on my side no time to spare!
I’ll stab this knife straight into yo’ face
put all you bitches in your place.
Gosh this is fun! However much I am coming around to this idea, I live in Western Australia. ITs 11:40pm and I wanted to read more of this book called Saga of the Seven Suns. I’m sure you heard it somewhere.
Anyway, I’m off. cant wait to start again in the morning, man! How awesome are we?
May 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Let my Awesome-Calculator take a look at it;
Awesome Scale: 9/10! That’s awesome!
Just do some more awesomeness and maybe the AweCalc will give you 10/10?
May 9, 2009 at 4:21 pm
We are pretty awesome, Putzy.
May 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
The Green Lantern is deadly on the mic, yo.
Compared to me, what you got in your rhymes is fuckin micro.
It’s out of sight, bro.
Shit, I gotta gotta get out of here and get some lunch.
Come here, so first I can give your face a Falcon PAWNCH!
Putz, for real, you better do some better spittin’.
Say some stuff that you wrote, instead of what someone else has written.
Really, quotin’ Lil’ Jon a bit won’t lose you any points.
But stealing his whole chorus won’t bank you any coins.
So tomorrow when we start again, it doesn’t even matter.
Because guess who you’re up against, the Green fuckin’ Lantern.
May 9, 2009 at 8:49 pm
*claps*
May 9, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Why thank you, sir.
July 9, 2009 at 6:25 pm
*applauds*
May 9, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I hate you Addicted.
May 9, 2009 at 10:42 pm
The feeling’s mutual.
May 10, 2009 at 2:08 am
whos ‘Lil Jon’?
May 10, 2009 at 7:17 am
The “to the windows, to the wall” guy.
WHAT
YEAH
OKAY?
You know?
May 10, 2009 at 2:22 am
Okay, the rap battle kinda interupted my flow, but in the hours since I posted only one person voted, so we will go with E.
Nondrick went to the shopping centre and bought Season 5 of Scrubs. Then, he went back to the hotel and watched it on the pissy little 4″ TV in his room. After vomiting many times from laughter, he made himself a cheese sandwich and ate it JUST AS HE REMEMBERED HE WAS ALLERGIC. What happened to Nondrick?
Did he:
A) Break out in a sweat
B) Break out in a rap
C) Break out of this popsicle stand
D) Break out of jail
E) Break out the Bacardi, we gonna have a party
F) Break his neck
Guess which one is booby trapped? Its a hard one! But anyway, dont forget to save the game before you vote! cos if you lose this one, you go back! and I have to write it up again! 😥
You have, not a time limit this time, but I will just wait for a couple of votes before doing more.
CAST YOUR VOTES!
May 10, 2009 at 3:06 am
I gotta vote for ¨¥. I like that choice the best.
Seriously, I think he should D. Of course, he isn’t in jail, but breaking out of jail is always cool, with the cops and the prison guards and the jailhouse snitch.
May 10, 2009 at 7:05 am
D. I want to see where he pulls a jail from.
Also, it’s spelt “GAOL”. Speak Australian, or live somewhere else.
May 10, 2009 at 7:06 am
Addicted, I don’t know where you’re from, so you are permitted to spell it with a “J”
July 9, 2009 at 6:27 pm
That aint fair.
May 10, 2009 at 7:29 am
I’ve already seen Nondrick get his crotch annihilated into a “hairy soup”.
Now a rape scene?
How lucky can a guy get?
May 10, 2009 at 9:42 am
well thats an outstanding majority of whatever letter was the one that he breaks out of gaol. Why the hell would you call it ‘gaol’? seriously, thats whacked out. Bitches be trippin. Represent. Seriously, or as serious as these can be, heres the next part:
Nondrick swallowed his natural allergy, and gathered the boyz for a break out. After tattooing plans on his ass, he taped the locks and hid a minigun under his shirt. Then, at midnight, they made a break for it, mowing down EVERYONE in their way, fellow prisoners, guards, pokemon. Nondrick unleashed a hail of titanium flavored bullets into a Charizard, then mowed down a couple of thousand Squirtles. His best friend Steve got Eletrocuted by a rogue Pikachu who had snapped from the pressure. A jiggly puff pounced onto Gizmos face and began SHITTING IN HIS MOUTH. Grody!
Nonny managed to secure a vehicle and escape to parts unkown. Its west of texas, take the 302. If you see antartica, you’ve gone too far.
When they finally were safe and were resting at a motel, a prisoner asked Nondrick where the prison came from. Nondrick replied:
“I pulled it out
A) My Pocket
B) My Ass
C) My Lunchbox
D) Your Ass
E) Your mum
F) This top hat
G) Of thin air. I’m a wizard, Harry!
H) YOU.
There you go, same rules apply. All except 1 are booby trapped. Dont forget to save!
May 10, 2009 at 10:14 am
is Crysis good? My new laptop will have the power to play it maximum settings, but Is it actually a good game?
May 10, 2009 at 11:50 am
OMG OUT IF HIS MUM!!!!!
I vote E, e is popular
Now im having mum jokes!
Or not… they take too much time, just like trying to get around your mum to the other side of town. Seriously, two buses and a train is just ridiculous.
July 9, 2009 at 6:29 pm
EPICZ!
May 10, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I liked the Antarctica part. Anyways, D!
And Putzy, Crysis is.. well, I’ve played it through like 18 times, so I guess it’s good, but now I think it’s meh. I guess you know why? So I say, get it if you like, it’s an okay game, but nothing too fancy about it. Just some dudes running around in Nano-suits firing at Koreans and saving some chick.
May 10, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Save dammit.
G is obviously the only way to win.
May 10, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Ok, I’ll wait till tomorrow to do the next bit, had a shitload of maths to work/research/do/blow up and am pretty tired.(its 10:12pm here in the merry old land of Oz.)
But I made an AWESOME Crysis rap after watching someone play a bit of the first level on youtube. Should I post it? Cos if I could sing, I would put it on youtube its that good. I’m so proud of it.
What say you?
May 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm
POST IT!
May 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm
You don’t have to sing to rap, dude.
May 10, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Four more days! He is not going to make it.
May 11, 2009 at 1:04 am
Crysis Rap
You’re parachutin’ down into the clouds,
Yo’ mates are talkin’ they sound real loud
The fog clears up, you notice the graphics
And you’re like, “I gotta get ma’ fix!”
You land in the water
Suits scrambled up,
CLICK-CLACK raise yo’ gun,
Your enemies are fucked!
Sneakin’ through the jungle,
Like a Ninja, bitch
‘till the enemies see ya’
An’ they hit the switch!
Tearin’ up around ya
Night an’ day
The bastards are fallin’
But who cares, they’re gay!
Meet up with a homie
Show ‘im around
Re-load yo’ guns
‘cos you’ll be rockin’ this town!
Th-th-th-that’s all, f-folks!
Well, not really. I wrote up another one for when I actually buy crysis.
I’ll post it later.
May 11, 2009 at 5:45 am
The Green Lantern
May 11, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Yes?
May 13, 2009 at 11:13 am
You have been promoted
Congratulations
May 28, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Huzzah!
May I ask why?
July 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Hey Nonny Nonny.
May 11, 2009 at 5:58 am
Dude, how do you come up with these raps?
Are you a poet,
But you didn’t even know it?
AH! I’m so stunned,
I lost my ability to rhyme
May 11, 2009 at 5:59 am
If nobody posts a lol, i will have to revert into max’s killing babies routine
May 11, 2009 at 6:01 am
I will return in 3 hours, and if there is no lol, each minute a baby will DIE!
Wait, what am i saying, you guys don’t care about babies! What do we care about… *Thinking*
*Eureka*
For every minute that passes i shall…
*this is a dramatic pause, so fucking deal with it*
Post a really bad and lame joke!
May 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm
lol
July 9, 2009 at 6:31 pm
LOLOLOL!
May 11, 2009 at 6:15 am
yo’ beggin’ fo’ attention
cos yo’ Kingfrozen!
Sorry, that was terrible. Just needed to post something.
SOMETHING
May 11, 2009 at 11:42 am
Well, i’m a bit late, but i guess thats as close to a lol as i will ever get
May 11, 2009 at 12:20 pm
lol
Happy?
May 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I imagine the Crysis rap becoming the Crytek theme song in a year or two…
July 9, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Your name….she looked at me funny….
May 11, 2009 at 4:57 pm
It’s been horribly quiet here for the last 2-3 days, so I guess I’ll start another x vs y?
Oblivion vs Morrowind?
I go for Morrowind.
May 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I go for Oblivion, simply because when I tried to play Morrowind on my crappy PC it kept glitching all of the time so it was pretty much impossible to play.
May 11, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I prefered Morrowwind except for one thing: EVERY SKILL WAS SO SPECIFIC! tHERE WAS TWO HANDED SWORDS, THEN 2H lONG SWORDS, THEN lONG SWORDS AND SHORD SWORDS
*CONTINUES RANT*
May 12, 2009 at 12:50 am
My problem with morrowind was that it was too easy. One I learned about the money trick with the little scamp merchant I was rolling in the money and just went to all the master trainers and maxed all mt stats before I barely ever started the main plot. after that there just didn’t seem any more reason to play. That and by that time I had all the best weapons and armor too. It’s no fun if you can get uber powered before the game really begins.
May 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Well, you could, uh… not do it?
May 12, 2009 at 5:09 pm
He’s got a point…
June 17, 2009 at 6:46 am
indeed.
July 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I choose Oblivion simply ’cause you’re enemies have a mini-health bar. I suck at hitting stuff.
May 12, 2009 at 1:41 am
dont care which game. both sucked.
May 13, 2009 at 5:23 pm
So WHY DO YOU COMMENT HERE?!? Obviously you don’t give a flying fuck about Nondrick, since he’s in a game that “sucked”.
SPAMMER.
June 11, 2009 at 11:08 am
I like Nondrick, not the game.
You’re, uh, you’re not very bright, are you?
July 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm
…….so you’re not dead?…..
April 29, 2010 at 6:15 pm
Aww…
May 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Morrowind and Oblivion sucked? Are you crazy? They were (and are, I still play both) awesome! Only thing I didn’t like about Oblivion were the dialogue lines, Bethesda didn’t want to write much because of voice acting. Morrowind is my favorite RPG of all time, along with Fallout 3. Would be difficult to decide between Oblivion and Morrowind, since O’s got the graphics, but M’s got the RPG.
May 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Remembered to change the name…
July 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Good.
May 12, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Lubadawha!
May 12, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Hey, since this one has been kinda slow
i got another one!
Do you prefer when people say this is an x vs y
Or an a vs b?
May 13, 2009 at 12:37 am
avb, cause it sounds like AVP, which is related to Aliens which is my favorite movie.
May 13, 2009 at 12:48 am
WAVELENGTH
we are SO on the same page joeman
May 13, 2009 at 9:53 am
Man… A whole day later and this is still slow…
OK, i got a good one, and i want a lot of discussion on this
Goku vs Superman!
May 13, 2009 at 9:55 am
I pick Goku, because he is super powerful with his spirit bomb, which is made from the life force of all others, which can therefore DESTROY superman but also because he can be revived with the dragon balls for ever and ever!
May 13, 2009 at 11:23 am
Kingfrozen, you cannot entice a comment through the use of meaningless arguments. You have to INSULT people. That is why I am now going to unleash my SWEARING PERSONALITY.
Also, superman. Because he is SUPERMAN.
May 13, 2009 at 11:29 am
@vadermath: What kind of name is vadermath? Star Wars is so ninties.
@Green Lantern: Shed some light on this, marvel freak: Who the hell reads those comics anyway?
@Putzy: Kinda speaks for itself, really
@King Frozen: You ar as cold as ice. You are willing to sacrifice your love. BASTARD.
@Joeman: Try some originality. What, can’t think of anything other than your OWN NAME
@Midget52: Just because there was already a guy named Midget on XBox Live doesn’t mean you have to use you bloody gamertag everywhere to justify the two numerals at the end. You sad little nerd.
July 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Ooo! Do me next!
May 13, 2009 at 11:30 am
Now let us never speak of this again.
May 13, 2009 at 11:31 am
Also, i apologise for the above comments. They were purely satirical and do not reflect the publishers true opinions of the person or persons in question.
Disclaimer over.
May 13, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Yay! I can invite you to the costume party now!
May 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
now, i only called myself putzy when i needed to ask dumb questions, but it stuck and it evolved into this.
SO FUCK YOU BITCH!
swearing is funner than forming proper sentances motherfucker
July 9, 2009 at 6:38 pm
yES….
May 13, 2009 at 12:19 pm
You son of a midget whore, how dare you call SW ninties, just because the maker of the franchise decided to destroy it!
May 13, 2009 at 1:34 pm
goddamn so exited CRYSIS in like, six days!!!
oh, yeah, and my birthday!
PARTAY BITCHEZ
May 13, 2009 at 1:47 pm
okay, gonna try a new thing here. sorta role playin’ shit like D&D, except no dice and you can only do the options presented, like before, but with no nondrick.
You are sitting in a tavern in the city of Trafalgar Square. You are pretty bummed out about not having enough money to stay at a hotel in Mayfair, so you are drinking yourself to happiness. Your Intelligence decreased by 6. A man carrying a giant axe comes up to you and threatens you with generic death threats.
“I will cut your throat!”
“Your money or your money! Then your life! Then more money!”
“NYYYAAAAAARRRGH!”
You are internally startled at the sudden verbal onslaught, and you:
A) Pretend to drink from your empty bottle to appear nonchalant.
B) Swing your hand around and smack the man with your bottle.
C) Shit all over the floor.(Recommended)
D) Perform Hari-Kiri
E) Buy another drink and ignore the man
Alright, choose, folks! As always, you’re pretty likely to die! Haha! Sucks to be you!
May 13, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I’d shit all over the floor.
May 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm
A modified B, with a ninja style.
May 13, 2009 at 5:58 pm
C.
In unrelated news, I just finished Portal for the first time. I know I’m a bit late to the party but I do have to say, I love that game.
LOVE!
May 13, 2009 at 6:07 pm
IN TOTALLY ‘UNRELATED’ NEWS:
This is a BLOG about the ‘non-adventures’ of an Oblivion character named “Nondrick”; imagine that?
(Never could have guessed by all the SPAM, could you?)
And NO, I’m not going to leave you VANDALS AND SQUATTERS ALONE: I was confronted with a couple of vapid idiots who out-and-out TOLD me what I was allowed to do.
I was told to SHUT UP or I’d be “eradicated”.
Well, guess what; the only person I’d give ANY credence to doesn’t seem to look around here (with the reams of garbage that has NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS BLOG, I can’t imagine why)
C’mon, little boy, *eradicate* me; I DOUBLE-DIRTY DOG *DARE* you.
Waiting smugly,
Livin’ in Obvilion for NONDRICK, not irrelevant spam!
June 11, 2009 at 11:12 am
Okay, thats nice. You go into your little room now.
Hehe, that time of the month, eh guys?
July 9, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Did he just call himself smug? Oh my fucking god. Anyway…. can you rap at him? It’d be funny.
May 13, 2009 at 6:18 pm
What?
May 13, 2009 at 6:29 pm
If you don’t like it, or us, or girls, there is no reason to click on the comments section. If you were going to leave a comment about Nondrick, go for it! The only reason you came here is to start shit.
So you wonder why we say things like that? Because of people like you. People who come here and have obviously never heard of non-sequitur humor. Hell, if you hate the comments section so much, why do you go to it?
Just to start shit.
No one is making you scroll down this far. You do it because there is nothing else to do. No update. So why don’t you just join us instead? Resistance is futile.
Unless your just a dick.
May 13, 2009 at 8:10 pm
He’s just a dick.
I mean, jeez, are our comments burning you with every post? Why do you care? If you don’t like it, just leave. What would you use the comments section for anyway?
May 14, 2009 at 2:41 am
Gee, maybe for DISCUSSING NONDRICK?
May 14, 2009 at 3:33 am
Actually, YES, you ARE making me scroll down this far – I and anyone who wants to make a sequential comment DOES HAVE to do JUST THAT, because of the ENORMOUS PILE of irrelevant drivel that sits between the top of the page and the comment form, and ANY means are made all the more difficult and time-consuming by this same mountain of off-topic ‘convo’.
And did it EVER occur to you to wonder WHY I might want to “start shit”?
Ever wonder why I might lash out a group of people that have squatted in a near-abandoned site and HIJACKED IT from its INTENDED PURPOSE and use it instead for their OWN PERSONAL DISCUSSION?
Did it EVER occur to you that people – no I’m not brining up Chris, since his absence makes it clear he doesn’t care – OTHER PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR LITTLE CLIQUE might be irritated, frustrated and offended by your escapades?
Apparently not, for in YOUR closed minds, you’re the innocent victims righteously defending yourselves from this ‘unprovoked attack’ by someone who “only came here to start shit”.
Sorry about that, did I nudge your pink lenses there?
May 14, 2009 at 9:27 pm
*cracks knuckles*
Alright kid, I’m sick and tired of your self-important, diatribe spouting, caps lock using bullshit. Chris doesn’t need a defender. I’m sure (like you say, if he cared enough to try to stop us) he would say something if this were getting too crazy.
Have you never read in the bathroom?
Have you never walked across the street in anything other than a designated crosswalk?
You think you are actually here doing some vigilante stuff here don’t you?
We get it. You write (here comes my emulation of you, note the use of capitalized letters:) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG posts.
I do apologize for how my colleagues acted to those other people, but really, it was people who hadn’t commented before (that I had seen) and were not leaving comments about LiO. They were just commenting to be dicks, and you can see how that might get a bad response from us.
Yeah we have a clique, and from your posts it seems you’re a bit jealous.
I am formally extending an invite to you from the Hiatus Crew. We would love someone of your intelligence and writing ability to join us.
Think about it.
You know what they say.
If you can’t beat us…
July 9, 2009 at 6:44 pm
… if Chris doesn’t care then why the fuck are you fighting them? There would be no more Nondrick if it were’nt for them. People would get bored, and stop checking. You don’t post enought to make up for them.
May 13, 2009 at 8:19 pm
You fucking son of a bitch, now you made me a tad crossed. We have been waiting and waiting for nondrick for 7 fucking months here, and you come here and call us spammers? You see, once you are on a comments section for more than half of a year, you run out of fucking things to talk about. I’m not going to eradicate you, I’ll just let Joeman bite you in the crotch and then piss all over you.
May 13, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Way to go!
May 14, 2009 at 2:45 am
Aye, thank you for the compliment, especially your little meltdown is what provoked me to this: see, when someone with NO AUTHORITY WHATSOEVER decides to have the GALL AND TEMERITY to try to ORDER me to “follow our rules or be eradicated”, I have this little thing in me called *spite* – I just HAVE to do the very thing these supposed ‘order givers’ want me to do.
Time to reap what you have sown, karma-boy…
July 27, 2009 at 6:48 am
Dear god…I think jaded ACTUALLY thinks its being smart!
May 13, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I don’t like the look of this.
Guys, my guess is that if Chris reads BOTH ends of this arguement, we’re all going to be banned.
So vadermath, let’s just try to ignore the spammers(did you see the other comments he made higher up? It’s the same thing over and over and over again).
May 14, 2009 at 2:50 am
Personally, I’d like that – it would actually mean the Comment pages *for*Nondrick’s*non-adventures* would have a greater percentage of posts ACTUALLY ABOUT Nondrick’s non-adventures (aren’t I just such a silly nitwit for wanting such an ILLOGICAL thing???)
I could really be content with not being able to post comments here if it would mean I didn’t have to scroll through page after page of IRRELEVANT TRIPE just to see what *genuine* Nondrick fans had to say ABOUT NONDRICK.
But in all honesty, if Chris really gave hoot about ANYTHING said here in this blog’s commentary, he would’ve taken action a LOOOONG time ago.
Of course, his disinclination to enact ANY sort of moderation here is part of the reason I feel compelled to act…
July 9, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Wait…. the person against non-Nondrick “spam” wants Nondrick spam now? That’s like fighting the war on terror by using terrorists from our own country. Then the world becomes FO3-esque.
May 13, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Okay, look. Jaded, first of all, since you’ve been spurting the same logo and the practically the same comments over and over again, aren’t you contributing to the “spam”?
Second of all, if Chris seriously hated our comments from Bitter Brew, then why didn’t he just tell us when he made this post if it was costing him extra money or space? If it made him so mad, then he’d say “stop spamming.”
Third of all, I seriously doubt that Chris even reads these comments.
Fourth, we aren’t just “spammers”. I’m a serious fan of all of Chris’s work. I’ve read everything on Notmydesk, I’ve memorized some of the Concerned comics, I’ve reread this blog multiple times, and I loved 1fort until it closed. The reason we’re “spamming” is because we’re all friends (kinda) and this is our way of communicating.
Fifth, even if we never came to the blog, there wouldn’t be comments about Nondrick or anything, as you suggest. Look at the Day Five post. Fifteen comments. Sure, you might say that it was simply because the blog wasn’t popular then, but then look at Day ten and eleven. 26 comments. Hell, even if you look at this post, the comments that have anything Nondrick related only add up to around 20. So sure, you could post more about Nondrick, but it doesn’t matter because no one would reply or actually have a meaningful conversation about Nondrick.
So, let’s say right now we left (I’m being hypothetical here). In less then three days, no one will ever comment here again ’till the next post, and then in less then four days from that post, that comments section would be barren.
So you really want to destroy our group for a pointless cause?
May 13, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Huzzah, sir.
May 14, 2009 at 4:26 am
Well, firstly, yeah. I would have to agree that I’m contributing to exactly the same problem; I doubt any of my comments within the last month or even three months have had ANYTHING to do with “Livin’ in Oblivion”.
But there’s this little injunction on how to fight fires…
Secondly – and thirdly, as well – I agree. I’m pretty sure that Chris neither reads nor CARES about the commentary that carries on here on his own (project-specific) blog. But isn’t that worrisome? Is it part of his disinclination to carry on with Nondrick’s ‘non-adventures’? And one would have to wonder WHY…
Fourthly, not “just ‘spammers'”, so you admit to filling a game blog with comments that have NOTHING TO DO WITH IT? Thank you for owning up to that.
Also fourthly, yes, you’re a fan, and all your friends are too – you’d HAVE to be otherwise you’d NEVER have posted ANY comment.
But you know what? So am I, and PK, and CMOT dibbler, and so are MANY more people whom we will NEVER know the names of, because they DON’T comment. You don’t *have* to comment to be an avid reader of Nondrick’s life…although you pretty much have to be a FAN to be a commenter. (this would be so much easier to describe in a Venn diagram…*sigh*)
ANYWAY, my point is that JUST because one is a fan, does NOT mean that one HAS to post comment after comment, and shrink the page’s scroll bar to a seven-pixel nub. Especially when one’s comments have NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BLOG, the GAME, or the BLOGGER.
Indeed, one could argue that those who post off-topic comments are *less* fans than others, since they obviously don’t care enough about Nondrick et al. to RESTRICT THEIR COMMENTS to the TOPIC AT HAND; they disrespect the PURPOSE of the commentary…
And yet another note that creeps out of fourthly: I don’t mind that you and your friends are just that – FRIENDS. Indeed, I applaud you for reaching through an inherently impersonal medium and making bonds with others. Nor do I begrudge you all your creativity; I’m not much of a fan of rap, but Putzy’s rhymes are quite catchy.
What I DO take umbrage with is WHERE YOU GATHER, and your DISREGARD FOR THE APPROPRIATENESS OF YOUR BEHAVIOUR.
I must ask, is this a compulsion for you? Do you go into the library to play touch football? Do you go to biker bars to sing opera? Do you go to church/temple/etc. to watch DVDs? Do you go to the sports arena/ice rink/stadium to do your taxes?
Do you begin to understand how all your posts look to OTHER PEOPLE, people who might – Gods forbid – think that the comment page on a BLOG ABOUT OBLIVION should…
…you know…
…HAVE COMMENTS ABOUT OBLIVION?
And then fifthly, yes – so? How is that in any way a BAD thing? (oh, and I got curious and there’s 24 comments on this page actually relating to the topic…as of midnight Thursday EDT)
Do you know how many blogs are out there that NEVER get ANY comments AT ALL? And I don’t mean ones with commentary blocked or turned off, I mean ones that not only have it enabled, but every blogpost made includes an appeal for feedback?
I think a blog that gets twentyish RELEVANT replies to even a ‘no blogpost today, but I haven’t forgotten you or given up on this; honest!’ is PRETTY SUCCESSFUL. Not in a position to threaten PerezH or Lifehacker or Kotaku or The Consumerist, etc. etc., but still, something with actual regular readers that have the guts to SPEAK BACK to the blogger.
This leads me to think on a particular interest of mine: narrative prose. Being online, I tend to find and affiliate with communities that encourage each others’ writing hobbies, and share their works with the public. In most of these communities, a recurring anthem can be heard: “If you liked what you read, please reply to the author, since praise is the only payment they get.”
If that’s the case, what does that make the “Hiatus Crew”? A pack of muggers, or just simply a pack of loiterers that stand in front of the checkout?
ANYWAYS, why even make this point #5 of yours, Addicted? Do you think that this is some shallow popularity contest with the ONLY means of measuring same being the number of comments on your blog? Why do you consider twenty-odd comments “barren”?
My point that you either misunderstood or ignored (I’m leaning toward the former, to be honest) is that there ARE comments about Nondrick, but they’re so buried under pages and pages of off-topic chaff, that they might as well be invisible. *IF* Chris were to read the commentary pages looking for encouragement to continue, how do you think he would feel after an average page? (Because that IS the *purpose* of a comment page for a blog – feedback to the author/blogger.)
And lastly, who said a) that I wanted to DESTROY this group, or b) that this cause is ‘pointless’?
I’ve been appealing for TOPICALITY; if you’re going to make a comment on the NONDRICK BLOG, maybe – JUST *MAYBE* – you should be making a comment ABOUT the Nondrick blog?
For more on b) just look back through previous paragraphs.
Further on a): again, I’m not opposed to the group. It bears repeating that the formation of just a thing is admirable out here on ‘teh wildz intarwebs’. And I don’t object to WHAT THIS GROUP DOES. Again, the raps are pretty interesting, and some of the Tales are quite fascinating, and the prospect of a ‘forum RPG’ style group-written narrative sounds quite promising (I’ve participated in a number over the years – including one right now – and when done right, they’re A WHOLE HOOT FULL OF FUN)
The only thing I’m taking issue with is WHERE you’re doing what you’re doing. You’re playing ludo in the strip club. You’re assembling IKEA in a mosh pit. You’re playing horseshoes on the stock market floor.
Regardless of how awesome and funny and entertaining all this stuff is, IT DOESN’T BELONG HERE.
May 17, 2009 at 6:58 am
Sorry, that took a while, but i think i get the gist.
You want to get rid of the awesome and entertaining stuff on this blog? That means the only thing left will be your comments. Who would want to read them?
July 9, 2009 at 7:06 pm
“I must ask, is this a compulsion for you? Do you go into the library to play touch football?” Yes, if the only books there, I’ve already re-read several times, and other people are gonna join in. “Do you go to biker bars to sing opera?” Hmm… yes, if there’s nothing else to do, and others are joining in, why the hell not? “Do you go to church/temple/etc. to watch DVDs?” If there are no sermons on that day, and others are too. “Do you go to the sports arena/ice rink/stadium to do your taxes?” Sure, of there are no games on, and you can enjoy the company of your fellow tax do-ers. “Do you post non-Nondrick related posts on a Nondrick related blog?” Yes, if there’s nothing new on it, and I’m enjoying myself by do-ing it with others, and helping to stop the sit never being used again, ’cause there’s nothing to talk about. Peace.
May 14, 2009 at 1:04 am
i feel like making a rap about the size of jaded empires penis.
IT WOULDN’T BE VERY LONG!
ZING!
May 14, 2009 at 1:11 am
but seriously guys, dont worry about jaded empire. He’s probably just some little 12 year old having a tantrum ‘cos his mum won’t buy him chocolate milk.
May 14, 2009 at 2:40 am
Oh, so wanting discussion in a comments about Nondrick to BE ABOUT NONDRICK is “a pointless cause”? Thank you for validating my beliefs about YOUR ’cause’ here, Addicted. 🙂
Also, guess what: *I* have been waiting for Nondrick for seven fucking months, too; and guess what? I don’t have this irrational compulsion to clog up someone else’s storage quota with MY off-topic discussion.
“once you are on a comments section for more than half of a year, you run out of fucking things to talk about. ”
Yes, and you know what? *SENSIBLE* people SHUT UP at that point and go do other things. If you want to interact with your friends (and I don’t deny you have become friends, nor do I *begrudge* that friendship) you might want to use MEANS DESIGNED FOR THAT PURPOSE.
I’m just trying to get you all to realize how badly you’re HIJACKING this blog from its intended purpose, and what a BAD impression you’re making on potential Nondrick fans (CMOT dibbler, for example)
Because if someone were to come along wanting to make a comment on how much they like Nondrick and his ‘non-adventures’, they WOULD have to scroll past all the guff and PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS that are going on, before they could get to the comment form. And if there’s a huge list of comments that have NOTHING to do with Chris, Oblivion, Nondrick, or the like, they may well wonder if their complimentary comment will even be visible amongst all this chaff…
…if you’re trying to kill off interest in Chris’ ‘non-adventure’ experiment, excellent job.
July 9, 2009 at 7:09 pm
“Also, guess what: *I* have been waiting for Nondrick for seven fucking months, too; and guess what? I don’t have this irrational compulsion to clog up someone else’s storage quota with MY off-topic discussion.
“once you are on a comments section for more than half of a year, you run out of fucking things to talk about. ”
Yes, and you know what? *SENSIBLE* people SHUT UP at that point and go do other things. If you want to interact with your friends (and I don’t deny you have become friends, nor do I *begrudge* that friendship) you might want to use MEANS DESIGNED FOR THAT PURPOSE.”
….if we stopped talking then the site would fucking die. They’re keeping interest. They’re keeping people reading there comments until Chris gets back to writing.
May 14, 2009 at 2:51 am
boo fucking hoo
dont like it? I dont care. Nobody does. Just go and masturbate in the dark alone, crying and fantasising of a life thats slightly less depressing than your own.
May 14, 2009 at 2:57 am
im 6 and a murderer
July 9, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Hey, Nonny Nonny.
May 14, 2009 at 3:05 am
hey, that rhymed!
yo, yo, just go
masturbate in the dark alone
cryin’ an’ dreamin’ of life less shit than your own
No-one cares
and they never have
just quiet down
you stupid spaz.
yeah, yeah, I’ll cause you pain
bitch get outside into the rain
wait rain? i thought it was summer
i wanted to swim muthufucka!
that was fun
I’m gonna stop now
if you dont know how to rap
just ask me how!
May 14, 2009 at 4:41 am
Cute, mostly funny. Not bad.
But there’s one thing I take REALLY issue with:
♫Don’t ever use the ‘b’ word with me, little boy♫
♫’Specially if you ever wanna play with your toy♫
♫A Putz just one-third is sure what you’ll be♫
♫’Cause the other two-thirds will be leaving with me♫
Honestly, whatever in the (original) name of “Jaded Empath” (thanks for unconsciously making me seem more powerful than I am with “empire”) gave you the impression that I’M A GUY? 🙂
May 14, 2009 at 8:24 pm
BOOBS!!!
July 9, 2009 at 7:12 pm
AHAHAHA!
July 27, 2009 at 6:52 am
you are definately a guy. Only a guy could waste so much time and effort in a pointless cause.
May 14, 2009 at 3:21 am
Alright guys. It’s been fun. But really, how much longer do you think we should be doing this? I mean, maybe “irrelevant spam” is right. Maybe all we are doing is discouraging new fans and Chris from having anything to do with this. And with people like Putz and vadermath (love you guys) just being dicks back, it doesn’t help our image. I don’t want to contribute to hosting fees. I don’t even know if I want to contribute to the hostility in here anymore. My commenting is going to start being few and far between because I just don’t want to see something I have followed for so long be destroyed because of me. I may start using the forum a bit more, but even then, it doesn’t feel like this used to. This is starting to sound like a break-up letter, and maybe it is.
Buzzkill.
Peace out,
The Green Lantern.
P.S. The Hiatus Crew are the most asskickingest, awesome, brutal, badass, and fun people on the internet right now. So if any of you give them any lip, I’ll slice out your liver.
May 14, 2009 at 1:32 pm
You will be missed.
July 9, 2009 at 7:13 pm
You…you’re kidding right? JADED YOU FUCKING BASTARD ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?! HU? ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?
May 14, 2009 at 4:52 am
fine fine. sorry jaded whatever the hell your name is.
but green lantern, I thought our relationship had a future! I planned my life around you, and now you leave me with two kids and no house?
JOKING
Shame that you are not gunna post wid us much anymore, but just remember that Chris is a reasonable guy. He would warn us to stop with a pissed off comment or post and we would all stammer apologies and swear we would never do it again. Just like always.
FIVE DAYZ TIL PARTAYZ BIZZATCHES
May 14, 2009 at 6:33 am
Hey.
Nondrick is awesome! How cool is he? Remember that one where he had the horse on the boat? and then he got attacked by ghosts?
That was sweet…
May 14, 2009 at 6:36 am
Right, is that enough on topic comments? can we get back to the random crap now?
Dear Jaded:
Our comments are an attempt to keep a slowly dying website alive. Surely you have seen or heard of many websites that the people eventually lose interest in. They fade away and get shut down.
Now, I’m not saying that it will happen here, but our constant posts make that less of a possibility. We are playing the odds, and we will do anything to steer them in our favour.
Yours sincerely, Midgets 01 – 53
May 14, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Well, now it’s 26 out of 316 that are TOPICAL (soon to be 317 with this); all-in-all, that’s a REALLY piss-poor signal:noise ratio.
NO, I do NOT want you to ‘get back to random crap’ HERE. You just aren’t paying any attention, are you?
“attempt to keep a slowly-dying website alive” What? By rendering the feedback page USELESS? To totally cut off any meaningful responses of ACTUAL encouragement from ever being seen by the blogger? To the extent that he will likely NEVER look at the comments EVER AGAIN? To effectively silence anyone (including yourself) who will EVER post praise from ever getting through to him?
I understand how all this started (remember I’ve been following this blog long before “Hiatus” myself), you originally banded together to ENCOURAGE CHRIS TO POST =MORE=.
Worked great, hasn’t it?
Since the spamming up of his comments pages began, Chris has posted far LESS frequently: usually from thirty to NINETY comments for a post UP TO “Hiatus” – and the “sorry I’m not posting more” ones were NOT the fewest replied-to – and it would be at least a couple of posts a month, or more.
Then, FIVE HUNDRED comments to the Hiatus post, TWELVE HUNDRED to A Bitter Brew and so far THREE HUNDRED to Nondrick Update.
Two ‘non-posts’, and a single continuation to Nondrick’s “non-adventure”, in seven months.
Good job.
You know, there’s a word for constantly doing the same thing and expecting a *DIFFERENT* result…
In fact, IIRC, at one point, your “crew” THREATENED A CRUDE DENIAL OF SERVICE ATTACK on ALL OF CHRIS’ BLOGS. Way to show your support for someone you like – I’d hate to think what y’all did on MOTHER’S DAY.
Just realize that what you’re doing is WRONG; it’s a perversion of what this feedback page is FOR. And I don’t put up with people who hijack things and use them for PERSONAL purposes that have NOTHING to do with what they were INTENDED FOR.
Let me make an analogy for you: This blog is essentially an abandoned house; the light, heat and water are all still on and kept up by the owner, but he hasn’t been by and its doubtful if he will EVER come back.
You all are a bunch of SQUATTERS; trespassing and unlawful habitation are what you’re doing, even if you don’t INTEND on harming anyone.
Me? I’m not the homeowner, nor am I someone hired by him. I’m not the cops, either.
I’m THE FUCKING NEIGBOURHOOD WATCH, bitches.
I can’t arrest you, I can’t even enter the home legally myself, but I *can* sure-as-hell knock on the door and shine my flashlight in the windows until you get the point and LEAVE.
And *again* I neither begrudge you your Nondrick fandom, nor your fun ‘other activites’, but would simply be satisfied if you confined your posts here to Nondrick-related praise/criticism – even to the supposed ‘detriment’ of the comment count – and take your fun-but-irrelevant stuff ELSEWHERE. There’s OOODLES of sites on the Internet that permit and ENCOURAGE general discussion. USE THEM.
And if your circle of friends can’t survive transitioning to somewhere else – I guess those bonds of friendship aren’t very strong, are they?
May 14, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Oh, YEAH – I totally thought Nondrick was a goner when he went onto that shipwreck!
…Or how about ‘his way with women?’ Isn’t it just hilarious that the majority of the bandits that attack Nondrick are FEMALE? (Maybe it’s his facial features; they are so repulsed they have to rid him from Tamriel? 😉 )
July 27, 2009 at 6:54 am
You write too much.
July 9, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Backwards horseys ARE funny…… (hmm maybe we CAN do this?)
May 14, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Okay, guys. I think that maybe we should stop posting COMPLETELY for a while, and then let’s see how the site fares. I get about 30 e-mails a day that tell me of a new comment on here(I’ve subscribed to the comments). So let’s see how many days it takes to reach 30 e-mails from here, shall we? Maybe we’ll stop for a week and see what happens. So I think that everyone should get and post their own e-mail addresses so that we can communicate via the MSN chatting. After a week, we’ll come back and have a look at the site. C’mon guys, give it a try. If you guys don’t agree with me, that’s sad, but at least I’ll stop commenting for a week(if I manage 😉 ). Oh and Jaded! You don’t have to scroll down all the way down. Just press the slider and drag it all the way down. I mentioned this on the Bitter Brew comment section. With this method, it’ll take about 2-3 seconds to get all the way down here. So Jaded, be happy now that you’ve got rid of at least two of us from the Hiatus Crew. Hopefully the rest for a week too.
May 15, 2009 at 5:54 pm
You know what, Michael? The site fares JUST FINE without all the spam; indeed, one could conclude that Chris has lost interest MORE QUICKLY because of the complete ruination of the comment pages for their INTENDED PURPOSE: giving feedback to Chris.
And sorry, but I have trouble finding the scroll bar when it’s only about THREE PIXELS wide due to hundreds of off-topic comments being on the page, and I SHOULDN’T HAVE SUCH TROUBLE; the method used to scroll down doesn’t matter – ALL of them become more difficult and more time-consuming because of this irrelevant stuff. And don’t just think about my ‘inconvenience’ (heck, I had the patience and determination to CHECK every post here for topicality, didn’t I?)
THINK OF WHAT A NEW NONDRICK FAN IS CONFRONTED WITH WHEN THEY DECIDE TO PRAISE CHRIS:
“Wow, that was GREAT; I’m gonna tell this guy how much he RAWKS!”
*begins scrolling*
“Whoa…this is gonna take like *forever*; nevermind…”
The fact is, people have really short attention spans; I think I’m a bit of freak in that respect, but I’ll confess that even MY ‘persistence’ in something has gotten shorter as I get older. If you make someone wait “a few seconds” before they can do something on teh intarwebs, they WILL lose interest.
None of that is the fault of the Hiatus Crew – it’s our human nature, such as it is – but doing something that TRIGGERS that loss of interest IS…
—
Vanderman: What gives me the right? The same right that permits you to vandalize someone ELSE’s blog with irrelevant posts that have NOTHING to do WITH THE BLOG, to tell other people who don’t think the same way you do to “shut the hell up”.
And really, if you think a mere two-day spat and a couple of people deciding to ‘chill out’ for a while is going to “break the Hiatus Crew”, you yourself don’t give it much credit – I certainly have more faith in it than that.
But again, you are masterfully missing my point: I do NOT want the Hiatus Crew *broken*up*. I do NOT want you to leave LiO altogether, I do NOT even want you to STOP the silly stuff.
I just want you to do all those fun things *SOMEWHERE*APPROPRIATE*. I want you to CONFINE your comments ON THIS BLOG to thing ABOUT THE BLOG.
In fact, I think we might have come up with an acceptable compromise: see below!
Or do you STILL persist in rigid, narrow-minded thinking that anyone who in ANY way criticizes you AT ALL is a diametrically-opposed enemy ONLY seeks your UTTER DESTRUCTION that you MUST resist totally?
—
The Master Of The Possimpible: No. I won’t shut up; I’ve put up with this lot doing every stupid thing they can think of EXCEPT compliment Chris (denial of service attack against all of Chris’ blogs, anyone?) for seven months, and I cannot take it any more.
And as for “CAUSING arguments” I only flew off the handle and let loose with my aggressions IN RESPONSE to profane insults by ‘Crew members’ attacking other posters; I stepped up IN THEIR DEFENSE (because nothing twigs me off faster than a pack of bullies picking on someone with no valid authority behind them).
Michael and vandermath may have started this argument with their “you’re not a fan, WE’RE the fans, do what WE SAY” and “SHUT UP OR BE ERADICATED”, but believe me, I *WILL* FINISH IT.
Yeah, BEFORE my patience snapped, there WERE very few arguments – because the ‘Hiatus Crew’ stifled and intimidated anyone who disagreed with what they did. Tyranny much?
Now, -if- CHRIS happened to be a participant in all this, I wouldn’t have a problem. It’s his blog, and if he wants to turn it into a discussion room, so be it. But it’s become pretty clear that he is NOT, and guess what, folks: it’s NOT YOUR BLOG, it’s HIS. No, it’s no more mine than yours, but that doesn’t make YOUR VANDALISM ANY LESS an insult to EVERYONE. Let me reiterate:
THIS IS NOT *YOUR* BLOG.
Also, please, please PLEASE try to comprehend this:
Hiatus Crew != Nondrick / Livin’ in Oblivion.
Just because YOU post here DOES NOT MEAN the site is any more ‘alive’ than if you DON’T. And if you stop spamming up its comment pages does NOT mean it will ‘die’. This site was doing JUST fine with maybe 10-30 *topical* comments per post.
Now? With people posting hundreds of posts that have NOTHING to do with Nondrick, Oblivion or Chris? Nearly stopped completely.
If someone wanted to think LOGICALLY about these circumstances, they would conclude that the Hiatus Crew had an ADVERSE effect on the ‘health’ of this blog…
—
KingFrozen? Yeah, but one can use fire to fight fire, especially when it’s the only tool available…
—
Putzy: Sorry you don’t have the patience to read what I have to say, but it’s your loss.
—
Tharron: Yeah, you know what? That’s the POINT of ‘shining a flashlight through a window on SQUATTERS ILLEGALLY LIVING IN SOMEONE ELSE’S HOUSE’
—
Putzy (again)
o_o
Well, THERE we go!
Okay, THIS is what I was getting at.
AGAIN, I do NOT want to see the Hiatus Crew break up. I don’t even want any of them banned from commenting here.
I’d LIKE to see comment moderation in force on this blog, but that’s up to Chris not me, and it’s clear he’s been losing interest in Nondrick ALREADY; having to try to ‘ride herd’ of a rowdy bunch like this would only sour him on the whole ‘non-adventure’ experiment all the faster…
But I really, really hope this helps, and allows the Hiatus Crew to thrive and enjoy themselves! Honestly, I wish you all well, and hope to still see you comment here…about *Nondrick* 😉
(Really, another analogy would be talking during a movie; none of us own the theatre nor the film, but we’ve all ‘paid for a ticket’ – internet service is STILL not yet free, and the equipment to ACCESS all this stuff out here isn’t free either – and when one person’s behaviour disrupts the enjoyment of another AND there’s no ushers around to settle things, people WILL act up given enough aggravation for enough time…)
Again, best wishes for everyone.
And finally: GO ‘interested in Nondrick’-part-of-Chris’-brain! 😀
May 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I hate you.
June 15, 2009 at 6:09 am
QFT Joeman. QF fucking T.
Stupid bitch needs to shut up and stop ruining my enjoyment of this site.
July 2, 2009 at 3:15 am
She finally shut up! Yayz!
July 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Stop using smileys…..it doesn’t make your post any better. I don’t want them to get there own blog to chat about stuff. They met here and they’re gonna stay here, that’s life, fucking deal with it.
July 27, 2009 at 6:57 am
I really, really don’t think it’s my loss to not read/care what you say.
Seriously. I don’t give a shit.
May 14, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Green Lantern, with you leaving, this is a sad day. Also, shut the hell up you “irrelevant spam” jerk. What gives you the right to tell anyone what to do. Do you know whose opinion I care about? Chris’. And that of the Hiatus guys. And nobody fucking else’s, especially not yours. I congratulate you, you have managed to break the Hiatus crew in a few posts. With Michael and Lantern leaving, this will be a sad place. Please guys, I urge you not to give up. I am really feeling dumb now, how could this happen? Chris will update someday, and you know what I think? I think he appreciates a few people that are keeping this place going more than a dick who is urging everyone to leave and let it die. But I will not give up, and we shall see who is of tougher build around here. I need you on MSN guys, c’mon.
May 14, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Would everybody please shut the fuck up?
LIOFNNIS! (Catchy!) Stop causing arguments, if you’re concerned about the quality of comments, please don’t drag them down further by causing arguments.
Before you came there were very, very few arguments in the comments, but when you showed up, the amount of arguments suddenly rose! What a coincidence!
Nondri: (Little known fact, regular commenter’s on the subject of Nondrick are actually known as Nondri) RELAX. If he’s that annoying, simply ignore him.
But since only comments in song get noticed…
♪I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves♪
♪I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, and this is how it goes♪
♪I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves♪
♪I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, and this is how it goes♪
Repeat, ad infinitum
July 9, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I thought I knew you man….
May 14, 2009 at 10:16 pm
WOOOOO I haven’t heard that song in ages!
Vadermath, i will miss you!
AND to mister related comments, all the long ones that are actually noticeable are naught but spam, just as you are trying to fight against. As Michael has said, attempting to remove us only increase our will to stay. We are like a bad stink. Once you have found us, we won’t leave you alone (not the best analogy but the best i could come up with)
May 15, 2009 at 2:06 am
great wall of text everyone. didnt read a word. still gonna post comments here whenever I feel like it.
May 15, 2009 at 5:01 am
Hia guys. Well I havent posted much. Dont care bout the uhm nabour watch or however you call it (we don thave that sort of thing) sure is irritating if someone would shine in my window 24/7 :”P
to not work on the nerves of uhm..spamer something something. what about that episode where he stole all those plants! owh that was great!
And to add to the msns.
Nicopaz111@hotmail.com
Add me!
I know i havent bin much of the hiatus crew. but i was there from the beginning! till the end.. how did it end? we will one day tell our grand children about a ..neighborhood’s watch cop… it reminds me of mall cop… oh well 😛
May 15, 2009 at 5:45 am
okkay, see you gus in a week.
May 15, 2009 at 8:01 am
we finally got our own website!
links in my name, so if any Crew members aren’t aware, go sign up and join!
GREAT IDEA MICHAEL
May 15, 2009 at 5:32 pm
ANYONE is invited to join.
If you prefer IRRELEVANT SPAM, that is. I guess I never realized that people getting together and biding they’re time until the next update pissed people off that badly. No one but us was commenting. IF someone were to come and start talking about Nondrick, we would have been happy to oblige them and join in the Non-love.
But, once again, no one was commenting. Hence why we were trying to keep this site alive.
So you may have won this battle, Tits McGee, but you haven’t won the war.
If you want more of what the comment section has been, come to http://www.hiatuscrew.webs.com and sign up. If you want the lonely existence that was this comment section before, have at it.
Peace.
May 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Also, fuck you, Irrelevant spam guy. And, yes, I like saying things plain and simple.
May 16, 2009 at 1:31 am
Huzzah! Hiatus Exodus!
Screw you Rameses! I mean Jaded Cynic.
May 16, 2009 at 12:05 pm
spam everyone loves spam, and horn
May 16, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Now then,
Our love of
Nondrick should make us
Disagree less and argue less,
Recently however, I have noticed that
I, and several other people who frequent the comments more than I,
Cannot seem to resist typing up a completely unrelated long rant about something.
K?
May 17, 2009 at 1:08 am
anyone else notice how that bitch went back to comments posted weeks ago just so she could post another novel-length whine about not talking about nondrick? Even though no-one will ever read them?
Talk about an ego trip.
May 17, 2009 at 2:56 am
Shut up, Putzy! We got kicked out, remember? We aren’t supposed to be here!
May 17, 2009 at 5:03 am
oh yeah! sorry!
*gone*
May 17, 2009 at 5:39 am
But seriously, she’s one crazy bitch.
May 17, 2009 at 7:00 am
Or he. There was no clarification on that matter.
May 17, 2009 at 8:26 am
Hey guys, whats going on in these comments.
May 17, 2009 at 11:46 am
Not much Jebus. The Hiatus crew got kicked out by a high and mighty, hypocritical self-proclaimed vigilante who obviously has nothing better to do than pick on people they wouldn’t have the guts to stand up to in real life, so preys on on the internet.
So, what’s been happening with you?
May 17, 2009 at 8:11 pm
you said
“You know what, Michael? The site fares JUST FINE without all the spam; indeed, one could conclude that Chris has lost interest MORE QUICKLY because of the complete ruination of the comment pages for their INTENDED PURPOSE: giving feedback to Chris.
And sorry, but I have trouble finding the scroll bar when it’s only about THREE PIXELS wide due to hundreds of off-topic comments being on the page, and I SHOULDN’T HAVE SUCH TROUBLE; the method used to scroll down doesn’t matter – ALL of them become more difficult and more time-consuming because of this irrelevant stuff. And don’t just think about my ‘inconvenience’ (heck, I had the patience and determination to CHECK every post here for topicality, didn’t I?)
THINK OF WHAT A NEW NONDRICK FAN IS CONFRONTED WITH WHEN THEY DECIDE TO PRAISE CHRIS:
“Wow, that was GREAT; I’m gonna tell this guy how much he RAWKS!”
*begins scrolling*
“Whoa…this is gonna take like *forever*; nevermind…”
The fact is, people have really short attention spans; I think I’m a bit of freak in that respect, but I’ll confess that even MY ‘persistence’ in something has gotten shorter as I get older. If you make someone wait “a few seconds” before they can do something on teh intarwebs, they WILL lose interest.
None of that is the fault of the Hiatus Crew – it’s our human nature, such as it is – but doing something that TRIGGERS that loss of interest IS”
I got bored after that, no one gives a fuck about your opinion and no one cares about what you say, it’s spam, but does anyone care? no.
“indeed, one could conclude that Chris has lost interest MORE QUICKLY because of the complete ruination of the comment pages for their INTENDED PURPOSE: giving feedback to Chris.”
no, don’t assume anything, your not in a postition to assume, what if chris liked it? have even folowig anything he says, he just never has time for it, am not saying he has time to read the comment box or not.
”
And sorry, but I have trouble finding the scroll bar when it’s only about THREE PIXELS ”
Go to specsavers, the scroll bar isn’t 3 pixels long, and your just exaggerating things.
“the method used to scroll down doesn’t matter – ALL of them become more difficult and more time-consuming because of this irrelevant stuff. And don’t just think about my ‘inconvenience’ (heck, I had the patience and determination to CHECK every post here for topicality, didn’t I?)”
The method used to scroll down does matter, am not sure about you but i really don’t give a shit about other people’s comments, it’s not inconvenient, don’t you have any pateince in life?, patience is a virtue, without it, your just a lost cub in a forest.
Your also lame enough to ACCTUALY read 300 odd commemts, and you said you have a short attention span.
THINK OF WHAT A NEW NONDRICK FAN IS CONFRONTED WITH WHEN THEY DECIDE TO PRAISE CHRIS:
“Wow, that was GREAT; I’m gonna tell this guy how much he RAWKS!”
*begins scrolling*
“Whoa…this is gonna take like *forever*; nevermind…”
No, it’s not going to take forever, it doesn’t even take any time at all, all you have to do is like the scrol bar up and down and your there, really quickly.
the Hiatus crew intrests me , they are there a good form of entertainment am not going to go on another site. plus if chris ACCTUALLY updates, then they propaply won’t even be haunting the comments
May 17, 2009 at 8:12 pm
you said
“You know what, Michael? The site fares JUST FINE without all the spam; indeed, one could conclude that Chris has lost interest MORE QUICKLY because of the complete ruination of the comment pages for their INTENDED PURPOSE: giving feedback to Chris.
And sorry, but I have trouble finding the scroll bar when it’s only about THREE PIXELS wide due to hundreds of off-topic comments being on the page, and I SHOULDN’T HAVE SUCH TROUBLE; the method used to scroll down doesn’t matter – ALL of them become more difficult and more time-consuming because of this irrelevant stuff. And don’t just think about my ‘inconvenience’ (heck, I had the patience and determination to CHECK every post here for topicality, didn’t I?)
THINK OF WHAT A NEW NONDRICK FAN IS CONFRONTED WITH WHEN THEY DECIDE TO PRAISE CHRIS:
“Wow, that was GREAT; I’m gonna tell this guy how much he RAWKS!”
*begins scrolling*
“Whoa…this is gonna take like *forever*; nevermind…”
The fact is, people have really short attention spans; I think I’m a bit of freak in that respect, but I’ll confess that even MY ‘persistence’ in something has gotten shorter as I get older. If you make someone wait “a few seconds” before they can do something on teh intarwebs, they WILL lose interest.
None of that is the fault of the Hiatus Crew – it’s our human nature, such as it is – but doing something that TRIGGERS that loss of interest IS”
I got bored after that, no one gives a shit about your opinion and no one cares about what you say, it’s spam, but does anyone care? no.
“indeed, one could conclude that Chris has lost interest MORE QUICKLY because of the complete ruination of the comment pages for their INTENDED PURPOSE: giving feedback to Chris.”
no, don’t assume anything, your not in a postition to assume, what if chris liked it? have even folowig anything he says, he just never has time for it, am not saying he has time to read the comment box or not.
”
And sorry, but I have trouble finding the scroll bar when it’s only about THREE PIXELS ”
Go to specsavers, the scroll bar isn’t 3 pixels long, and your just exaggerating things.
“the method used to scroll down doesn’t matter – ALL of them become more difficult and more time-consuming because of this irrelevant stuff. And don’t just think about my ‘inconvenience’ (heck, I had the patience and determination to CHECK every post here for topicality, didn’t I?)”
The method used to scroll down does matter, am not sure about you but i really don’t give a shit about other people’s comments, it’s not inconvenient, don’t you have any pateince in life?, patience is a virtue, without it, your just a lost cub in a forest.
Your also lame enough to ACCTUALY read 300 odd commemts, and you said you have a short attention span.
THINK OF WHAT A NEW NONDRICK FAN IS CONFRONTED WITH WHEN THEY DECIDE TO PRAISE CHRIS:
“Wow, that was GREAT; I’m gonna tell this guy how much he RAWKS!”
*begins scrolling*
“Whoa…this is gonna take like *forever*; nevermind…”
No, it’s not going to take forever, it doesn’t even take any time at all, all you have to do is like the scrol bar up and down and your there, really quickly.
the Hiatus crew intrests me , they are there a good form of entertainment am not going to go on another site. plus if chris ACCTUALLY updates, then they propaply won’t even be haunting the comments
May 17, 2009 at 8:53 pm
G is a pretty cool guy, eh makes good points and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Now that’s out of the way, is this the delay of the delay, or the delay of the delay of the delay?
I forgot.
May 18, 2009 at 12:55 am
G makes a lot of good points. Yes, I do admit that it might be annoying to have to scroll down to say, “Good job dude this RAWKS” but the thing I don’t get is that this isn’t even a post. It’s a post saying that there isn’t going to be a post. So, yeah, why do you care if we’re spamming this?
Anyway, it doesn’t matter, because we have our OWN website now to spam. Not as fun, but it shall do us well. Click my name to come join us if you want! Now I shall go.
May 18, 2009 at 7:14 am
good on ya g.
May 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Do you guys (Hiatus crew) have an IRC channel? If not I’ve made one on quakenet called #NondrickHiatus
May 19, 2009 at 6:56 am
What’s an IRC channel?
May 19, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Its a chat-channel for people with their interests. if you like pancake, you go chatting with pancakers. if you like tf2 you go chatting with heavys and demomen. and if you like waiting until the next hiatus will be announced, you go to #NondrickHiatus .
(google it :D)
May 19, 2009 at 8:10 pm
I mean irc not #NondrickHiatus 😀
May 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I’m Bored and seen as the Hiatus crew, which were a excellent source of entertainment have disappeared, or rather been shooed away by someone who is such a idiot, that i can’t comprehend how idiotic they acc-tually are, but ill give it a go, IDIOT, so in a peaceful protest i will spam this place.
WE WANT HIATUS CREW (AND A NEW NONDRICK UPDATE IF CHRIS IS LOOKING)
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU SHARE are one to share the same goals
May 20, 2009 at 6:21 am
Advice from a gorilla is never wrong!
(That is a reference to your name, not any aspect of your physical person.)
May 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I’m Bored and seen as the Hiatus crew, which were a excellent source of entertainment have disappeared, or rather been shooed away by someone who is such a idiot, that i can’t comprehend how idiotic they acc-tually are, but ill give it a go, IDIOT, so in a peaceful protest i will spam this place.
WE WANT HIATUS CREW (AND A NEW NONDRICK UPDATE IF CHRIS IS LOOKING)
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU SHARE THE SAME GOALS.
May 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I’m Bored and seen as the Hiatus crew, which were a excellent source of entertainment have disappeared, or rather been shooed away by someone who is such a idiot, that i can’t comprehend how idiotic they acc-tually are, but ill give it a go, IDIOT, so in a peaceful protest i will spam this place.
WE WANT HIATUS CREW (AND A NEW NONDRICK UPDATE IF CHRIS IS LOOKING)
COPY AND PASTE THIS. NOW!
May 20, 2009 at 9:28 pm
G NEEDS YOU NOW, FIGHT FOR THE HIATUS CREW
May 20, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Gah, don’t do that, then they’ll really accuse us of spamming! Don’t spam, it’s the last thing we want!
May 20, 2009 at 9:28 pm
COPY AND PASTE, SPAM.!!! NOW!
May 20, 2009 at 9:30 pm
DON’T
May 20, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Look, G, I appreciate the fact you’re trying to help us, but seriously, spamming will just hurt our reputation.
May 20, 2009 at 9:44 pm
y not, fighting the only way
May 20, 2009 at 9:49 pm
ok ignore my comments……………………………………………………………… until furthur notice, i still say down with people who think hiatus is irrelevant spam
May 20, 2009 at 10:17 pm
GUESS WHO’S BACK?!
My banning is finally over. And Jaded Empath. I’ve got around 35 emails from wordpress in a week. That’s what I usually get in one day. So, this site DOES NOT fair well without us. IT WILL DIE, YOU HEAR ME? So go somewhere else you attention whore, try 4chan – you’re not wanted here! Now GTFO! Also, I regret nothing.
May 20, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Wow.
We actually had a pro-hiatus protest there for a second.
Good on ya, G.
May 20, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Sorry, I just thought that spamming would give even more reason for the other guys to hate us. I still think we should stick to the Hiatus blog for a little while.
May 20, 2009 at 11:36 pm
better listen to the wise Gorilla in the corner:
keep on talking about sensless things like “protests against people who only comment updated blogs” … You could learn something from it! like did you know that when you put your wiener into a microwaved banana, it does not feel like a real vagina? 😀
May 21, 2009 at 5:59 am
That is something i never wanted to know.
Ever.
May 21, 2009 at 6:02 am
EVER
May 21, 2009 at 10:05 am
Shit, now I can’t sleep. EVER.
May 21, 2009 at 11:35 am
Gorillas love bananas 😀
May 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I think we’re all MISSING THE POINT.
“a week or so” Well that’s the delay of the delay being missed, so the delay of the delay is delayed.
Great work lying to your readers there, Christophles.
May 21, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I love reading this comments, but I’m far to scared to get involved. One of you might break me with your words 😦
May 21, 2009 at 3:22 pm
*these comments even.
May 21, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Don’t worry, Jebus, we don’t bite. Well, the goat might bite you. But never mind him!
You can join us at the link in my name
May 22, 2009 at 2:56 am
YOU BROKE RULE ONE!!!
And I quote, “Thou shalt always capitalize Goat”.
May 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm
D’oh!
May 21, 2009 at 7:35 pm
And then we break you. With our fucking teeth.
May 21, 2009 at 8:14 pm
So the whole “a weeks time” thing was a load of bullshit?
May 22, 2009 at 7:24 am
No, one of us waited a week. See if you can guess who!
May 22, 2009 at 11:05 am
Uhm.. 46?
May 22, 2009 at 11:14 am
Green Lantern did.
July 15, 2009 at 12:08 pm
what, dupersude?
May 22, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Fucking hell it took me over 2 minutes to scroll to the bottom of this page on my iPod. I hope jaded comes back, the only time you guys ever say anything worth Reading is when you’re arguing with him.
May 26, 2009 at 2:59 pm
you are probably jaded for all we know.
May 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm
That’s impressive!
How long did it take you to scroll to the bottom of A Bitter Brew?
May 22, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Probably a couple of hours.
May 22, 2009 at 6:45 pm
That’s dedication!
May 22, 2009 at 5:54 pm
BY YOUR HIATUS POWERS COMBINED, I AM The Giant, Straight Edge Blue Flashlight Darth Literacy25 aka Mike
May 22, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Ha yeh I kinda had to stop Reading your comments after u passed the 1000 comment point, I was developing a repetetive strain injury. Sorry bowt coming off as a dick before, endless scrolling gets me angry and frustrated.
May 23, 2009 at 12:18 am
Theres a scroll bar on the side of the screen. Click and drag. Lots more efficient.
I don’t like when people complain about easily solved problems.
Please don’t summon the Irrelevant Spam.
May 23, 2009 at 12:44 am
I agree. I’ve told you about this several times. If you don’t listen, then don’t complain about it.
May 23, 2009 at 10:27 am
Nah mate u don’t understand, don’t have a pc Atm so am checking updates via iPod touch, so the scrolling takes a while : )
May 23, 2009 at 12:27 pm
There are people who don’t have an ipod either. Should we send the comments in bat-sign form to the sky so they can view it?
Just kidding, but it seems you shall have to live with it. I had computer problems for the past week, so I had to view the blog via mobile phone. You can’t begin to imagine the pain…
May 23, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Sweet sassy molassy!
Was it an iphone at least?
May 24, 2009 at 7:15 am
Nope. Samsung. Fucking Z240. HORROR.
May 24, 2009 at 12:10 pm
@vadermath: When did your icon change?
May 24, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Security Breach!
May 24, 2009 at 7:03 pm
friends, do you want to know another wise thing from your friend “the gorilla in the corner”? 😀
May 24, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Of course! Go ahead.
May 24, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I am no impostor, I assure you. Ask me any Hiatus Crew security question, you shall see it is me. A few days back, I decided to try the new Windows 7, instead of this crappy Vista. But just to be sure, I set up a dual-boot, so I can keep both OS’. I can’t remember the website and email I put in the comments section the last time, so I put new ones. Naturally, my pic changed.
THE RED SPY IS IN THE BASE! WE MUST PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
May 24, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Uh.. hey! It’s still here!
Anyway, you used to put in FALSE information? If so, the Red Spy is indeed in the base! Ha ha!
May 25, 2009 at 10:46 am
Is the Hiatus crew back?
May 25, 2009 at 11:17 am
inb4 update
May 25, 2009 at 11:21 am
Pretty much, Irrelevant spam has left
May 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
WHERE
May 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
IS
May 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
OUR
May 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
UPDATE
May 25, 2009 at 5:37 pm
It doesn’t exist..yet.
May 25, 2009 at 6:32 pm
bollocks
May 26, 2009 at 7:12 am
You have just summed up all our feelings.
Thanks for making all our previous comments irrelevant.
May 26, 2009 at 2:42 pm
All the previous comments are irrelevant but the ones after that arn’t. Like mine.P.s if the Hiatus crew is back how come so few people posted yesterday????????????????????????????????????????????
Post it’s beneficial to your health.
Now to use this comment box “properly” WHERE IS OUR UPDATE??? IT’S BEEN MORE THEN A WEEEK, A MONTH EVEN.
£$€ The Pound The Doller The Euro
¦(º·º)¦
May 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm
UPDATE!!! ¦(`·´)¦
May 26, 2009 at 3:02 pm
my icon might change 2 since i have a laptop now 😀
but i dont have internet yet so dont worry about it yet…
May 26, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Well I guess I can put off that suicide for a little longer
May 26, 2009 at 3:36 pm
To please all audiences;
*relevant* Come on Chris, we want our update! Like, now!
*irrelevant* Watermelon vs Coconut I go for coconut, they’re awesome.
May 26, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Watermelon, they’re tastier, plus they’re bigger. MORE OM NOMS.
May 26, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Relevant- Will Nondrick drink the potion?
Irrelevant- Watermelon, I hate coconut
May 26, 2009 at 7:50 pm
*Thinks to myself* Dang, everyone goes against me!
*uses my super powers as Vice President to change my former statement to Watermelon, even if it says ‘coconut’, that was a typo. Okay?* Of course Watermelons are tastier!
May 27, 2009 at 7:08 am
Coconut. You can do more with it. Coconut ice, those drinks, horse galloping sounds….
May 27, 2009 at 10:44 am
I don’t like coconuts so watermelons.
i wonder if nondrick will drink a coconut
May 27, 2009 at 11:38 am
@G: Update? I am beginning to think we shall not receive it soon…you see, the whole purpose of the Hiatus Crew is (except talking) waiting for an update. We are like the Illuminati, waiting for centuries to take down THE POPE. Just in our case, the POPE is boredom. And if anyone asks, yes, I have been reading Angels and Daemons…
July 9, 2009 at 7:40 pm
YAY!
May 27, 2009 at 1:05 pm
*insert generic update cry here*
May 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I’ll insert something.
May 27, 2009 at 5:38 pm
in chris’s anus
May 27, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Dude, uncalled for.
The printer was just low on paper…
May 27, 2009 at 7:29 pm
And just in case any of you HAVEN’T seen it yet…
Seriously, I’ve been jamming to this for the past few days.
He’ll save children, but not the British children.
May 27, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Man. I haven’t updated my blog in like 10 days and I feel ashamed… I wonder how Chris feels.
By the way today is my birthday and I updated it. Something is wrong with this picture.. isn’t it you guys who are supposed to update it FOR me?
May 27, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Lol, probably, Happy Birthday!
May 28, 2009 at 8:06 am
I have no blog. But if i did, I would, just for you!
May 28, 2009 at 9:23 am
oh yeah, it was my birthday on the nineteenth.
forgot to go attention hunting!
May 28, 2009 at 10:57 am
My birthday’s soon! Just telling you guys now, so you can buy me all presents and plan a party.
May 28, 2009 at 9:00 pm
presents?
eer Addicted is a spy! 😀
May 28, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Nah, I’m too cool to be a spy.
May 28, 2009 at 9:23 pm
It’s true.
One time he showed me his stash of cool.
I have to go to my happy place now…
May 29, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Birthday? Don’t forget to invite me! And do not offer cake, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Offer pie instead, apple or blue berry pie.
May 29, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Or lemon meringue!
May 29, 2009 at 2:43 pm
What do you guys think about a pinata?
May 29, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Bring a piñata!
May 29, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Just out of random curiosity, where the hell did irrelevant spam dissappear to? Not that i want him? her? IT here, but it does make you wonder where it’s gone….. also i’ve decided to …..
May 30, 2009 at 5:58 am
Get a pinata? They really are awesome
May 30, 2009 at 2:44 pm
The pinata will be in the fat and ugly shape of Irrelevant Spam.
May 30, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Good idea. I can’t wait to smack Jaded Empath.
May 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm
With a stick!
May 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm
With spikes on!
May 30, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Coffee Vs. Hair Straighteners
May 31, 2009 at 12:00 am
Coffee.
I don’t know if anyone else is getting as annoyed as I am over these pre E3 game leaks, but they really need to stop.
What’s the use of E3 if there is nothing left to wow us with?
Also, the PSP Go looks fucking retarded. Sony, you can only fail me so many times. There had better be a FFVII remake in the near future, or else.
May 31, 2009 at 12:01 am
And it had better not go to Micro$oft.
(Not a fanboy, just wish I could get some use out of my PS3)
May 31, 2009 at 12:09 am
I hope there’s a post on June 1st about how he missed updating in May
May 31, 2009 at 10:07 am
Coffee. What would I do without it?
May 31, 2009 at 11:35 am
Coffee. I have short hair, so there is really no need to straighten it.
I may have thought that through too much….
May 31, 2009 at 11:44 am
Its been almost a month! 😦 Please try to find the time to update soon, I want to know if Nondrik will drink the potion!!!
May 31, 2009 at 7:25 pm
What if I have a pinata, a pie (in the shape of a goat!) and gift bags? Everyone loves gift bags, right?
May 31, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Addicted!! You broke against law 1 paragraph §1;
‘Thou shalt always capitalize Goat’! How are we going to punish him?
May 31, 2009 at 7:42 pm
GOD! WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET THAT ONE?
Oh, no wait. It wasn’t the Goat, it was just a goat.
June 1, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Well, I guess that is acceptable. However, Goats are the mortal forms of our God *the* Goat, the only version of Him we puny mortals can face without getting pwnt by His Almighty Awesomeness. So, always capitalize all forms of the Holy Word Goat, but for this time, you’ll be fine. Just make sure you remember it the next time. Praise be the Goat!
June 1, 2009 at 4:30 am
i hate coffee. Its so bitter and eeughh.
like tea just tastes like boiled water, no matter what stuff you use.
and beer tasted like its just fuckin yeast in a bottle. can’t stand dat shit.
June 1, 2009 at 11:49 am
Im with Putzy on this one
(Putzy, what was our opinion?)
June 2, 2009 at 6:56 am
Opinions are so biased.
July 9, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Ha-ha.
June 2, 2009 at 11:41 am
I saw the new PC Gamer UK will have an article about this.
Everyone will read it and then think “mhhh this is cool I’m gonna check it out.”
and then they come to here and see the last post was in may and think “aww it’s dead, I’m now very sad”
You don’t want to disappoint all those people do you?
DO YOU?
June 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm
That’s pretty awesome news though!
June 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Yes, it’s fairly easy acctually
June 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Coffee or hair straightner? duhhhh tea, tea rules.
Seriously, i’m a guy, i have short hair, i wouldn’t touch a hair straightner even if you paid me to, although if your willing to try, pay me roughly £1,000,000 +. Yes am british it’s in pounds for a reason. I like coffee but tea’s better, so tea rules.
June 2, 2009 at 2:42 pm
No, coffee.
June 2, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I thought about that too much.
June 2, 2009 at 2:44 pm
tea rules for a reason
June 2, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Donkeys Vs. Microwaves
June 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm
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nancymarie Says:
June 23, 2008 at 9:25 pm
My $0.02 about the Imperial City shack: it looks like total shit, but it’s the house most used for my games. IC has it all and storing everything in the shack makes it damn convenient for buying/selling goods when you don’t have a high strength. And think of all the alchemical ingredients nearby!
Don’t feel too guilty about buying and using a horse. Girls prefer a man with his own ride. 😉
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Jaded Empath Says:
June 23, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Okay, my wife (just above) said it quite well; think on it like this: you made A THOUSAND SEPTIMS in ONE DAY, and I’m not sure you emptied out ALL the ingredients in *just* the Market district’s shops (don’t forget Three Brothers Trading…).
Also, there IS the issue of “No Fast-Travel” – that lovely manor in Anvil is *very* out-of-the-way (wasn’t it three days worth of travel from Anvil to ImpCit?)
And then the biggest argument for the Waterfront Hovel is the lack of ‘quest accomplishment’ prerequisites; I’m not certain, but I’m pretty sure every other house can only be purchased AFTER one has ‘completed some helpful errands’ for the Count/Countess as well as needing *fame* to qualify; it’s going to be difficult for Nondrick to ‘get his foot in the door’ for any of those houses.
And finally, I find once you get the wall hangings and other appointments, the shack is quite cozy! 🙂
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July 9, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Nancy started all this shit. No wonder Jaded was against us.
June 2, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Shocking news it’s a guy that’s married??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? who da fuck would wanna marry that?
June 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm
oh and donkeys vs microwaves, damn that’s to hard , i say………………………………………. ermm… er… ok i don’t know but can’t we have a hybrid like a microwave donkey?
June 2, 2009 at 5:16 pm
It might not be a guy. What if they’re lesbians? Feminists? That would explain their behaviour(there are of course exceptions, all feminists are not complete dorks, but all I’ve met/seen are).
June 2, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I only ever got that house, or any of the ones you get from doing a quest. I was a money horder in that game.
June 3, 2009 at 6:21 am
I don’t think we will get anywhere insulting someone who insulted us. Especially if they aren’t here.
June 3, 2009 at 6:24 am
Agreed.
June 3, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Maybe they ARE here, just that they don’t say anything because they’re planning to do what they like to do the most: Take us by surprise and start insulting us. So, if we submit some insults maybe they’ll feel hurt and start to cry and leave us alone? Or maybe that is just feeding the trolls. Either way, I still stand with my opinion. Death to Jaded Empath and NancyMarie! All hail the holy Goat and the Hiatus Crew!
June 3, 2009 at 6:32 am
feminists think we guys are huge perverted freaks.
By the way, jaded, your wife said to me to tell you hello. now shes on her knees about to give me the old HUGGITYHUG! arooooooooo! TAKE IT BITCH!
June 3, 2009 at 9:32 am
Oh he will.
He will…
*manical laugh*
Sero, Faminists are seriously sexist. Have you noticed that they want women to be greater than men. They actually say that women are better because women don’t put men down.
…
That very statement is contradictory!!!!!!!!!!11one11!1!!!1eleven1
July 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Oxymorons FTW!
June 3, 2009 at 5:43 pm
hiatus crew are a international organasaition, created to help bring entertainment into this world and fight evil. The evil i am talking about is one person: “irrelevant spam”. Also Chris not updating, it’s evil so we provide entertainment in the meen time. The hiatus crew are ever expanding thei horizans to bring more entertainment to those who are in need of it, the hiatus crew were once just volunteers, but now we need new volunteers, due to constant wars with It that shalt not be named we need new recruits in the name of da
Goat, We need YOU!.
Join NOW! if you fulfill this criteria
If you want to bring entertainment to this world.
If you hate irrelevant spam ( you absolutly have to have that, if you don’t no entry.)
If you like lio.
If you want to bring smiles to many faces internationally.
If you have over 100 per day spare.
for full list please ask one of the hiatus crew who have the time.
June 3, 2009 at 5:44 pm
* If you have over 100 hours spare per day
June 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm
i’m awesome
June 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Awesome, G. JOIN THE HIATUS CREW NOW! Fight the It, serve the Goat.
June 3, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Baa.
June 3, 2009 at 7:30 pm
what the hell is going on?
June 3, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Recruiting.
June 3, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Hi.
Been reading the updates forever (or that’s how it seems). Also been [trying to] read all of the entertaining comments too, thought I’d say hello.
This is probably the first ever blog that I’ve actually read just to read the comments, that says it all really. Keep up the good work!
P.s. I promise my capslock key won’t ever get stuck. (unlike some poor people)
July 9, 2009 at 7:59 pm
YES! I knew that the comments were keeping this place alive.
June 4, 2009 at 4:07 am
hey JOFive. I hope your name isn’t some crazy clue and you’re Jaded.
Because then I would be forced to kill you.
We’ll be watching…
June 5, 2009 at 6:51 am
Surprisingly, that’s an improvment from when we used to kill, then watch. Not very interesting, but VERY efficient.
June 5, 2009 at 3:48 pm
those were the days.
June 7, 2009 at 9:54 am
The silence kills me.
June 7, 2009 at 10:51 am
Death kills me.
June 7, 2009 at 10:51 am
Kills kill me.
June 7, 2009 at 6:45 pm
He…He wasn’t kidding about next April was he?
June 8, 2009 at 1:00 am
The Chris moves in mysterious ways…
June 8, 2009 at 7:06 am
the Chris? dude, you sound like a Trekkie!
And heat kills me
June 8, 2009 at 8:51 am
Its a reference to a song, which is a reference a bible passage.
never, EVER call me a trekkie.
June 8, 2009 at 8:51 am
Also, 500th!
June 8, 2009 at 9:49 am
That’s great, Midget!
Now take off your pants.
June 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I’m starting to worry about Putzy.
June 8, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Starting?
June 9, 2009 at 12:54 am
That’s great, Vadermath!
Now take off your pants.
June 9, 2009 at 10:48 am
Sure. When hell freezes over.
June 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
What’s with Putzy sayin “take off your pants” it’s … just odd… or have you been reading to much concerned?
June 9, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I think Putzy suffers from pedophilia.
June 10, 2009 at 1:17 am
YAY!
G understands! It’s a joke from concerned! GAWD, I’m not a pedophile, anymore.
June 10, 2009 at 9:36 am
That’s great Putzy.
Now take off your pants.
June 10, 2009 at 10:43 am
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Putzy… Not anymore?
And where was the pants gag? I missed it! Linky please.
June 10, 2009 at 10:55 am
I read that webcomic with a fervour unrivalled! How dare you quote a joke unknown to me!
Linx plz!
June 10, 2009 at 11:38 am
alright, link is:
http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-10-24
June 11, 2009 at 7:28 am
“Thanks a bunch, Putzy!”
June 11, 2009 at 10:43 am
Thanks a bunch, Putzy!
June 11, 2009 at 11:50 am
Uncanny…
June 11, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Uncanny…
June 11, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Cool, i was right, as i am always of course, but i can’t believe no one linked it in putzy’s pedophilia…. sheesh how dare you not read concerned, you should be punished…. by being made to read concerned all of of it in just 1 minutes, then take a test on it, if you can quote every single page, you pass, if you fail you get whipped raw. You’ll have to do this every hour, of every day, of every week, of every month, of every year…. Until i say you can stop…….oh you can have friday saturday and sunday off….
June 12, 2009 at 3:21 am
I like how G thinks.
June 12, 2009 at 11:19 am
ಥ_ಥ
June 13, 2009 at 6:03 am
WHAT!?!?!?! Who didn’t read Concerned? BURN THE INFIDEL!!!!
June 13, 2009 at 12:46 pm
WITH FIRE!!!
June 13, 2009 at 8:45 pm
FAKE
June 13, 2009 at 8:46 pm
lol funny 😀
June 13, 2009 at 8:46 pm
my avatar is kinda.. pink
June 13, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Indeed, it is kinda pink.
June 13, 2009 at 8:48 pm
And mine is… quite white.
June 13, 2009 at 9:18 pm
oooo, what is mine?
June 13, 2009 at 9:18 pm
kinda blue.
June 14, 2009 at 7:35 am
Joeman, what’s up with ya lately? Haven’t seen you on the site…
June 14, 2009 at 10:37 am
mines green I think.
June 14, 2009 at 10:39 am
Turquoise.
June 14, 2009 at 10:58 am
Unless you’re colour blind. Or just plain blind.
June 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Do you people ever get bored?
June 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Not in the slightest. See, we’re all friends here. And on our website. Why would I ever get bored talking to friends…
June 15, 2009 at 1:47 am
Internet biffles!
June 15, 2009 at 1:47 am
Also, it’s gonna be almost a month since Chris updated FPS. I think he’s really dead this time.
June 15, 2009 at 4:32 am
I killed him.
June 15, 2009 at 4:39 am
For not updating the article? It’s been two months since when the last update was promise. I miss nondrick.
June 15, 2009 at 6:13 am
I’ve been avoiding this site like the plague for the last few months thanks to a certain irrelevant spam(er). So, I guess she’s gone now? WOO! Time to actually discuss stuff and not get interrupted by an impossibly annoying whiny bitch!
June 15, 2009 at 7:37 am
He isn’t dead, Mike. He updates Twitter constantly.
June 15, 2009 at 8:30 am
Yeah, its a shame he’s actually updating anything. It means the bastards who are making him do this really are sadistic, because he has that link to the outside world, but cant tell us, and we suffer from the lack of updates.
😥
June 15, 2009 at 10:36 am
Just because I let him twitter doesn’t mean he’s captured and in my basement. Uh…
June 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I believe you, Putzy.
June 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm
We allllllllllll do.
And we watch. Always.
June 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Kill. Kill. Kill.
June 15, 2009 at 12:33 pm
They’re still ther? Damn.
June 15, 2009 at 12:33 pm
They’re still there? Damn.
June 15, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Woops, sorry about that.
June 15, 2009 at 1:26 pm
You must be one lonely man, midget. Assuming of course, that you are a man.
June 15, 2009 at 5:07 pm
He’s a midget with many personalities. Don’t get too close!
June 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I cannot believe no one has asked this before…are they any female midgets among you, 52?
June 15, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Yeah, that’s kind of interesting.
June 15, 2009 at 11:23 pm
What I find interesting is that “52” happened to be my first ‘internet number’ back when I was 14…
I used it following my username for everything. Midgets officially now creep me the fuck out. >.>
June 16, 2009 at 12:03 am
Safe to assume Nodrick’s adventures are over? Shame. They were funny and pretty original. Considering there hasn’t been a real story update since January, I’m ready to assume the worst. The writer is dead and gone.
June 16, 2009 at 12:06 am
He’s not “dead and gone”, per se. Putzy has him locked in his basement, and let’s him on twitter.
June 16, 2009 at 12:37 am
But I think it’s a pretty safe bet that he isn’t updating ever again. I guess procrastination finally got the best of him.
June 16, 2009 at 12:37 am
Answering the question about Midgets, I don’t actually know.
34 keeps track of all the personalities. I’ll refer you to him.
June 16, 2009 at 12:41 am
Of the thirty-three documented personalities, twenty-eight are male, four are female, and one is of unknown gender.
Also, there are six deifferent langugesspoken, including English. And NOT including that one that speaks only very well known French words. Thdesnot count.
July 9, 2009 at 8:04 pm
On undocumeb=nted personality? Who’s that? Are they dangerous?
June 16, 2009 at 12:42 am
Sacre Bleu! Baguette es cargo, deja vu?
June 16, 2009 at 12:43 am
Seriously, that doesn’t count!
June 16, 2009 at 12:44 am
Ever again?
We’ll see about that…
He does value his family, doesn’t he?
Cause otherwise…
Yeah probably never again.
So 34 is a he, and obviously you, 52, are also a he, as you don’t know if there are any females existing… how many are there total?
June 16, 2009 at 12:44 am
Woops. When I was writing that your posts weren’t there. Just for the record…
June 16, 2009 at 12:46 am
If there are 33 documented personalities, why do ID Numbers reach as high as 52? Were there perhaps more, which died? <.<
June 16, 2009 at 1:51 am
No, they are in the basement with Chris.
June 16, 2009 at 1:56 am
We eat tonight!
June 16, 2009 at 2:44 am
Can I just ask, because I’m far too lazy to check, but is everyone for Chris (assuming he ever updates) actually taking that cure disease potion?
June 16, 2009 at 3:09 am
Cue blank look.
you mean, like a toast or something?
Otherwise no idea.
June 16, 2009 at 3:30 am
The previous update, where Nondrick found that cure disease potion. Are we all for him drinking it
June 16, 2009 at 3:34 am
Oh right. Forgot about that.
Tough question…
Like Chris said, basically all of Nondrick’s work up until this point has been to CREATE the damn thing. What’s going to happen after he drinks it? Just go back to roaming the countryside for ingredients?
For some reason, I think that option *might* discourage chris from making anymore updates. Ever.
Maybe he should just do one last entry and get Nondrick murdered or something, to wrap it up.
Perhaps a long stroll to dive rock…
June 16, 2009 at 3:39 am
I’d hate that, but not as much as waiting for a new update. I guess it’s possible.
June 16, 2009 at 3:41 am
Yeah it’d suck to have Nondrick’s adventure end prematurely, or intentionally. But it’s probably better to KNOW there won’t be anymore updates than hanging out on the edge of our seats for 6 months at a time.
June 16, 2009 at 8:28 am
Heh, I’m beginning to like dupersude (obviously derived from superdude) and Jackrabbit…
June 16, 2009 at 8:42 am
^-^ Wooo. Sense of belonging coming on… I AM HOME. 😛
Heh. Funny story behind that… when I was fourteen and fresh to the interweb, I started on habbo hotel. >->
My main account got banned and i had to think of an alt name. Coincidentially, my dog had had pup’s a couple days earlier and my best friend was coming over the next day.
We were sitting there thinking up names for the pups and he decided to call one Super Dude…
Superdude became the name I attempted to use as an alt.
But it was taken
So I donned the name dupersude instead, one word, no caps… And i’ve used it by default since.
June 16, 2009 at 9:03 am
i love it.
I hearby extend an invitation to join the elite ranks in The Hiatus Crew!
June 16, 2009 at 9:47 am
Woo! I gladly accept. 😀
June 16, 2009 at 11:53 am
Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, Putzy? When the hell did you get the authority to invite ANYONE to the crew? Sit back, and look how the ELDERS do it.
Dupersude, I (NOT Putzy!) invite you to join us! Muwahahahahahaha!
Up yours, Putzingburg!
June 17, 2009 at 1:04 am
I’m the Pope, the chief rabi and a serious ayatola of the Hiatus Religion! A POX ON THEE!
July 9, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I thought we were fighting the Pope? Or was that boredom…. Or was the Pope fighting boredom? I’m confused….
June 16, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Welllll I’m already a member. A registered member.
But sure. Two invites never hurt. In fact it gives me that warm fuzzy feeling, getting two invites.
The kind you can only get from a pack of Doritos and a bowel liquefied babies. 😀
June 16, 2009 at 12:09 pm
A bowel OF liquefied babies*, sorry.
July 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Yes…. because THAT’S what we were all wondering/being confused about.
December 11, 2009 at 9:14 am
Zing!
June 16, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Hey! i never got a official invite…. wait, i invited myself………… on another note….. ah shit forgot
June 16, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I think you’ve more than missed the window.
June 17, 2009 at 12:58 am
Hi, over here! Pay needless amounts of attention to me! Anyone? Hello?
July 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm
*ignores Jackrabbit*
June 17, 2009 at 1:07 am
This is elementary stuff, people!
There is the Hiatus Crew, and the Hiatus Religion.
I’m the Pope, chief Rabbi and a serious ayatola of the religion!
Michael is the vice president of the religion!
Come ON, everyone! We sorted this out months ago!
Vadermath: Fuck you, buddy! I’ll invite who I want!
G: Heres an invite to make you feel better *invites*
June 17, 2009 at 1:09 am
You have a religion now? Do I have to pay money to hear about a space tyrant who nuked earth with sad-bombs untold millennium ago? Because I am SO over that now.
June 17, 2009 at 6:28 pm
We’re not Scientologists.
June 17, 2009 at 3:17 am
Speaking of religion, I had an interesting conversation about Le Vay Satanism the other day…
June 17, 2009 at 3:51 am
I’m not familiar with that one.
June 17, 2009 at 4:03 am
Neither was I. Their religion is interesting, in the sense that it’s basically atheism. They don’t worship the “devil” if such a thing exists or any sort of god/demigod. They hail *Satan* which, in hebrew, translates to The Questioner, Objection, etc. They’re more stern believers in science than anything, and so they don’t believe in anything really spiritual or supernatural. They perform rituals for no more than emotional release and symbolism, and have highly philosophical views. It intrigued me to hear some of the things my friend had to say.
June 17, 2009 at 4:08 am
are you and jackrabbit the same person dupersude?
June 17, 2009 at 4:30 am
Nope
June 17, 2009 at 7:03 am
Hi! *waves*
June 17, 2009 at 7:23 am
Actually, change the name of this Satan thing and they might start getting noticed a lot more and certainly more respected.
June 17, 2009 at 7:55 am
In answer to the question WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy back, (I refuse to use the reply button.) I know how many personalities I have (54, by the way) but I don’t know what each one is. Hence, I document them.
I believe in googlism.
June 17, 2009 at 10:05 am
So why settle at 52
June 17, 2009 at 10:06 am
as a dominant persona, i mean.
June 17, 2009 at 11:29 am
What the hell is wrong with our website? I can’t access it all day…
June 17, 2009 at 11:47 am
I was on it a little while ago it was working fine.
Well the main page was anyway.
I’m trying it now though and it refuses to load.
June 17, 2009 at 11:53 am
Actually, I’m having that problem too. I enjoy browsing it too, so it came as a bit of a shock.
June 17, 2009 at 12:03 pm
oh hey its working now
June 17, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Uh, wait. No. It seems to be a little temperamental.
June 17, 2009 at 1:36 pm
If I change my name does the little picture change?
June 17, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Maybe my email?
June 17, 2009 at 1:37 pm
BOOYAH.
June 17, 2009 at 2:45 pm
The site’s not working…. oh damn, on another note i happily accept the invite putzy, now im a official member, a little late but cool…. and dupersude of course thats how yo change your picture.. duhh
June 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm
It’s true
July 9, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Wow….Best.Name.Ever.
August 22, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Why thank you joey. that was acctualy me, i think, yep it was me…
June 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I’ve been reading through the shit with Jaded Empath for the last hour or so.
What a jew. Lolol.
Anyways I’m off to bed. NIGHT.
June 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm
LOL!
June 17, 2009 at 2:48 pm
woot
June 17, 2009 at 2:49 pm
site works forums fucked
June 17, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Thought so.
June 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm
bed?
June 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm
you can’t go to bed
June 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm
If your a member of the hiatus crew you must be able to transverse another dimension go to sleep for 8 hours and com back to this dimension and only 1 seconds has passed. Don’t you know anything about dimension traveling?
June 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm
p.s putzy let chris out….. please he needs to update… or is he a sort of a slave? is he buyable?
June 17, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Sleeping for 8 hours/1 second doesn’t give me the same refreshing wake up as a normal 8 hours/8hours sleep does.
I think I’m *officially* going now.
I have to resist the comics…
NIGHT GUYS.
June 17, 2009 at 3:40 pm
OH BTW.
Agreed with G.
How much do you want for him?
Do you have paypal?
June 17, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I’m looking forward to seeing more entries about Oblivion from Chris. I’ve been hanging around The Elder Stats website trying to find some new characters and custom classes to try, and it’s made me want to read some more from this blog. Hopefully Chris can get back to this blog soon. I know that he’s busy with First Person Shouter, but it would be nice to see some new entries here.
Maybe Chris should make a forum and have sections for each of his blogs so that his fans can discuss them (or has he tried something like that before)?
July 9, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Welcome, and merry cheezval.
June 17, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Who’s the LOL guy, BTW?
June 17, 2009 at 6:37 pm
As Vice President of the Hiatus Religion, Blessed by The Goat, I forbid the use of the reply button. It only messes this place up, hard to find what’s new etc, so let’s please stick to the normal commenting. Amen.
June 17, 2009 at 6:42 pm
no one was using the reply button. oops.. brb.
June 17, 2009 at 6:40 pm
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June 17, 2009 at 2:45 pm
The site’s not working…. oh damn, on another note i happily accept the invite putzy, now im a official member, a little late but cool…. and dupersude of course thats how yo change your picture.. duhh
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June 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm
It’s true
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LOL Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm
LOL!
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LOL Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:48 pm
woot
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LOL Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:49 pm
site works forums fucked
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LOL Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm
bed?
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LOL Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm
you can’t go to bed
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G Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm
If your a member of the hiatus crew you must be able to transverse another dimension go to sleep for 8 hours and com back to this dimension and only 1 seconds has passed. Don’t you know anything about dimension traveling?
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G Says:
June 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm
p.s putzy let chris out….. please he needs to update… or is he a sort of a slave? is he buyable?
Reply
they are all me…. i was just changing email and name this is the result. Explosive randomness.
June 17, 2009 at 6:40 pm
forum not fucked ‘ne more?
June 17, 2009 at 6:52 pm
The forum was never fucked. It’s just under maintenance, shit people, learn to read.
June 17, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I failed to see any maintenance message on the home page. And clicking the forum yielded nothing but an error saying the page could not be found.
June 17, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I think I’m going to teach myself to play the keyboard. What’chu guys think?
June 17, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Huh… That’s… Odd.
I posted on Philosiphisationing a couple days back.
When I was reading the forum, my post popped up as me, dupersude yep everythings fine.
I go on just now.
And I’m displayed as anonymous…
An attempt to log in sez my account doesnt exist.
And now I can’t make a new one cause that part of the forum is apparently down.
WHYYYYYYYYYYY GOAT. WHY.
June 17, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Maybe because you need an invite from me. What’s your e-mail address?
June 17, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Oh. I failed to understand that. DAMN YOU PUTZY/VADERMATH YOU MISLEADING BASTARDS.
shadow.samus@gmail.com
June 17, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Of course. Why trust them? I’m the one to trust.
June 17, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Aw, shit. Sadly, the site is still under maintenance. Although, it’s me we’re talking about. I’ll make sure you’ll get in ASAP. Damned webs! Hey, trust me. I have cookies!
June 17, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Indeed… is there some sort of email notification orrr is it like an “unlock account” thing where that email can now be used to register…
June 17, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Ah i see. No problem. :3
June 17, 2009 at 11:58 pm
OH. YOU SAY COOKIES?!
DO YOU HAVE THE PLAIN-FLAVOURED COOKIES WITH M&M’S IN THEM?! THE KIND THEY SELL AT MY WORK?!
Mmmm I do love those M&M Cookies… All warm and moist and chewy….
…. Fuck. I’m stopping by there on my way home. I dont care that it’ll set me back about 2 and a half hours. I WANT SOME DAMN COOKIES.
June 18, 2009 at 12:53 am
I know which cookies you are talking about. They are totally awesome! And yeah, of course I have them! And yeah, I’ll invite ya as soon as I am able to. Don’t worry.
June 18, 2009 at 1:04 am
I don’t get it though.
You putzy and vader are all Mods on the forums…
Yet they weren’t able to actually invite me?
June 18, 2009 at 1:07 am
They suck. I don’t. That’s why I can get you in.
September 17, 2009 at 12:10 am
you.
June 18, 2009 at 1:07 am
But I got in before
Then was removed </3
June 18, 2009 at 3:12 am
Gaiz. just because i love you all so much (despite my short time here)I decided to do some digging in an attempt to bring back Max and Washcloth…
And… Well…
I think I may have brought Max back to LiO. Hopefully he’ll get my message and things will unfold from there.
FOR THE HIATUS!
June 18, 2009 at 6:56 pm
If this is true…
I think I love you.
June 18, 2009 at 7:06 pm
It IS true. I left him a message too. Also, STOP USING THE FUCKING REPLY BUTTON *kills self*
June 18, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Hey, least I could (try to) do. You guys are awesome.
June 18, 2009 at 4:04 am
Where is everyone today…
Actually this is kind of sad
i’m hanging out on a hardlyeverupdated blog’s comment page for people to talk to.
😦
June 18, 2009 at 4:14 am
crew what crew? of course were not gonna be around the hold point of having a hiatus crew is to be on hiatus…
—
Yes i like spouting shit, but doesn’t everyone?
04:34 PM on 06/16/2009 Flag Quote & Reply
Michael: Teets.
Michael
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Posts: 142
Holy shit.. anon has commented on our site without registering! THIS IS THE END
THAT WAS ME. THAT WAS MY ACCOUNT. I HAD REGISTERED AND I HAD POSTED AND THEN I TURNED ANONYMOUS AND COULD NO LONGER LOG IN. 😦
June 18, 2009 at 5:22 am
Can I join this new fangled ‘crew’?
June 18, 2009 at 5:25 am
JACKRABBIT.
………… Hi there.
June 18, 2009 at 5:51 am
Hello!
June 18, 2009 at 5:52 am
Oh, wait, this is a test, right? I know this, I know this…
…
I’m gonna go get me a coffee.
June 18, 2009 at 7:07 am
LOL.
I left TAFE shortly after that.
Am at home now.
Will be on here alllll night waiting for Michael to work his magic…
June 18, 2009 at 7:29 am
I officially invite you, Jackrabbit! But the requirements for entry are:
– Must have at least 2 (2) recommendations from members of the esteemed Society of Awesome People(SAP)
– Must be able to rub general stomach area with one hand while simultaneously patting own head
– Must enjoy my TALES
Those are the requirements for entry.
As Chairman of the SAP organization, I hearby give you a recomendation.
One more recomendation from another SAP member and you will be in!
June 18, 2009 at 7:32 am
Waitwaitwait…
Is the SAP different to THC??
Or do I officially have 3 recommendations…
June 18, 2009 at 8:29 am
SAP is a branch of THC.
June 18, 2009 at 8:19 am
DAMN YOU, PUTZY! I invite you, Jackrabbit.
June 18, 2009 at 8:27 am
Why the fuck can’t I invite people? I’m the Pope for Chris’s sake!
And Vadermath, since I am the only SAP member, I invite you to join us!
June 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Oh, what the fuck. It’s for GOAT’S SAKE! Not Chris’s!
June 18, 2009 at 9:18 am
Ah, good, thank you. And now, I simply need basic motor skills!
Can’t… rub… stomach…
June 18, 2009 at 9:18 am
Oh yes, and I also need to know how to join. I’m stupid, you see.
June 18, 2009 at 9:19 am
Oooooooooooooh. Thats how.
June 18, 2009 at 11:20 am
Woahwoahwoahwoah. So… the SAP is responsible for inviting to THC?
June 18, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I’m in the SAP. I invited myself. And I also believe I have the full right to do so as I’ve been around for a shit load of time and have commented like the most. And also, Jackrabbit. Our Crew is not new.. it’s been around for like 8-9 months. By the way… where’s Addicted?
June 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm
I always thought Chris’ sake was a play on Christ’s sake.
June 18, 2009 at 1:57 pm
thats part of the joke
June 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Yeah I assumed you already knew you were in the SAP Michael. Of course your in! You an’ me hav’ been tight fo’ agez! I am, of course, joking. I sent a hitman after you two months ago. I haven’t received confirmation of your location yet, but he says he’s close.
June 18, 2009 at 2:48 pm
A hitman eh…. can i invite myself into Sap?, to late im in it…..
June 18, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I love this show ^^
On Another note.
Hitman Blood Money was an awesome game (imo of course) that I fell in love with.
Any mention of a hitman brings me nostalgia… Sighhh.
June 18, 2009 at 3:39 pm
making one of those stories should take like 2 hours tops, and most of that time would be spent playing an amazing videogame, ur a lazy cunt
June 18, 2009 at 4:35 pm
“making one of those stories should take like 2 hours tops, and most of that time would be spent playing an amazing videogame, ur a lazy cunt”
And you’re a prick with a sense of entitlement and no sense of when to capitalize or punctuate. Get a life and/or read a book.
June 18, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Seconded, vivi
July 9, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Hello Vivi. You shall hereby be a fish.
June 18, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Break it up, bitches!
June 18, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I’ll give you “break it up” in a minute..
June 18, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Dupersude. Do not use the reply button, PLEASE! Like I said, it just messes the whole comment thing up.
June 18, 2009 at 11:36 pm
THERES A BETTER EXAMPLE. 😛
I only used it because the post I was aiming at was wayyyyy up (Jaded’s post)
The second one (about max’s blog) was a little ways up… So I used it
Lowest one, yeah you’re right i didn’t need to reply to that. But it didnt really make much of a distance as i was second from bottom anyway…
June 18, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Son… I am disappoint.
June 18, 2009 at 11:38 pm
difference* not distance.
Fuck.
June 18, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Son… I am moar disappoint.
June 18, 2009 at 11:50 pm
I am sorry
Please
Accept this sacrifice as repayment for my sins against the great and almight Goat.
BRING FORTH THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN BABY GIRL.
June 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Almighty*
MOTHERFUCKERASJKHDSJKDHASJKH ><
June 19, 2009 at 12:50 am
HA! FEEL THE BURN!
June 19, 2009 at 4:42 am
So then the bitches and the HOES
Said ‘man we gotta ROLL
So get on board BRO’
We got a fuckin’ SHOW!
Sometimes I rap…for no reason…
June 19, 2009 at 5:03 am
Hey, good news from Chris! If you haven’t been following him on twitter (if thats the case WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?) then allow me to present this! Rejoice!
” It has been pointed out that I should probably update one of my blogs before the heat death of the universe. I am in agreement.”
*Before* the heat death of the universe ladies and gentlemen! Things are looking up!
July 9, 2009 at 8:21 pm
…it’s gotta be us some-one said “Heat kills me”. He’s referencing us!
June 19, 2009 at 6:29 am
Wow!So that means there’s a good chance he’ll update before december 2012!
Unless the Mayans are wrong. But they have never lied to me before.
June 19, 2009 at 7:36 am
you can always trust a Mayan.
June 19, 2009 at 11:51 am
Jackrabbit, I doubt he was referring to LIO. He hasn’t updated FPS for a while too, and knowing how much love we get for him, I doubt it…
June 19, 2009 at 11:54 am
“The Green Lantern Says:
May 1, 2009 at 5:40 pm
A NEW COMMENTS SECTION!!!!!
Kidding.
At least we know your alive and well, Chris. I was just reading some of your essays from notmydesk and I think those could tide me over for a few more days.
This probably just saved your life.”
I lol’d at the “few more days” bit…
June 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm
yeah, he escaped from my basement. Get a net.
June 19, 2009 at 12:47 pm
(A van approaches from the distance, stops in front of the comments section. A bunch of suits jump out.)
“Secure the perimeter! He’s Loose! Get those civillians in quarantine!”
… What have you DONE PUTZY?!
June 19, 2009 at 2:45 pm
its not my fault! a rat chewed through the wire that powered the containment field, and the guard was asleep at his desk! The prisoner was also chained though, so I think he had some inside help…I’m looking at the newcomers!
June 19, 2009 at 3:16 pm
*gasp!*
ME?!
Well! I NEVER!
ALTHOUGH… It does sound as though someone was talking rather fast just now… AS THOUGH MAKING UP EXCUSES! I’M LOOKING AT YOU PUTZY.
June 19, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Putzy, YOU FOOL!
June 19, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Only a fool would have problems with rats….. i say in we shall trail putzy and dupersude for the possible reason of letting chris escape. We should chain putzy and dupersude with a heavy weight then stick them in some water, if they float, there guilty, we kill him , if they stays under for 5 minutes, we shoulld rescue them, they are obviously innocent.
June 19, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Did i just post the 700th comment? cool…
June 19, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Have you seen all the rats around here? Its making me crazy! First this guy decides he’s gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis! Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the rats. Rats!
July 9, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Lol, Oblivion references. Damn Argonians.
June 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Rat? where? kill it!!!!
I’m so awesome…. i’m offcially the most awesomest person in the world, sorry michael who held the title before me, and before him was putzy but he lost it when chris escaped…
June 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Michael was awesome for 8 hours.. 😛
June 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm
A worker goes into the Cheif’s caravan, he sees the cheif sleeping and wakes him up.
“Sir, Sir.. wake up, good news sir!”
“What?”
“Sir!, we’ve captured it”
“Good, lets put him back in”
“arn’t we…. ermm.. gonna kill it?”
“what, kill Chris? why the fuck would you wanna do that?”
“Chris is that the rats name? you know, the rat that chewed the cable…..”
“You mean you don’t have Chris, but instead you bring me some, some RAT????”
June 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm
ok thats so lame, and so un-awesome… maybe i shold have described it better.
June 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
What broke my awesome combo? The rat thingy? And what made me awesome in the first place, the I am disappoint thingy? I’M SO AWESOME
June 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm
All you need to know is that your at the top again.
June 19, 2009 at 9:31 pm
but don’t worry i’ll beat you… soon..soon
June 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Wow.. I’m the most awesome guy ever. Hooray!
June 20, 2009 at 1:44 am
Are you forgetting… LARDMAN?
June 20, 2009 at 2:00 am
Look up in the sky
Is it a bird, a plane?
Its PUTZY bitch
I’m bringin’ the pain!
I got a fan installed in my grill;
NO LIE
Gonna blow your ass straight off the map
GOODBYE!
So blow me phoney
your whole acts baloney
you don’t even pose a threat
I ain’t frettin’ it homie!
June 20, 2009 at 2:04 am
I believe I have regained my awesome status.
June 20, 2009 at 3:21 am
Son… I am dissapoint.
June 20, 2009 at 8:15 am
You all, are FOOLS. Only I understand the TRUE power of the DARK SIDE.
June 20, 2009 at 11:06 am
It’s rich and creamy.
June 20, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I’ll rich and creamy you in a minute
June 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Great. It seems dupersude is gay.
June 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm
SEEMS it.
But I assure you it’s all just a joke.
Oh god.
You should *hear* some of the shit my cousin and I say to each other…
It’s hilarious yeah, but kind of creepy sometimes…
June 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm
OH GOAT*
SORRY
TYPO
FORGIVE ME GREAT GOAT
June 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Son.. I am disappoint.
June 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I fuckin’ lol’d.
Doin’ it right.
June 20, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Disappoint son. Disappoint.
June 21, 2009 at 5:03 am
Dude… I can feel the negative energy. Chill.
June 21, 2009 at 5:09 am
moo
July 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm
How much more Random could you get, my child? Good work.
June 21, 2009 at 5:09 am
I am so dissapoint! Yes The Fibers are insane! Now Run up the hilll!!! QUickly DO IT NOAW!
June 21, 2009 at 7:36 am
wrong wrong wrong WRONG DOIN’ IT ALL WRONGGG. ><
THE GAME. I LOST IT.
June 21, 2009 at 9:07 am
Guise, you’re doin’ it wrong! Sons… I am disappoint.
June 21, 2009 at 10:27 am
Stop with the disappoint!
June 21, 2009 at 10:33 am
Michael says:
*take care of the Crew
Michael says:
*;D
Forgiven says:
*I will
Forgiven says:
*>:)
Michael says:
*the fate of the crew… lies in your hands
Michael says:
*;D
Forgiven says:
*Oh really?
Forgiven says:
*Thats cool i guess…..
Michael says:
*oh yeah
Forgiven says:
*……. >:)
Forgiven says:
*LOL
Michael says:
*for as long as im gona
Forgiven says:
*Sweet! 😀
Michael says:
*gone
Michael says:
*lol
Forgiven says:
*I’m like
Michael says:
*yeah
Forgiven says:
*your heir
Forgiven says:
*;;;D
Michael says:
**hands over the golden key of Goat*
Michael says:
*oh yeah
Michael says:
*and im like king
Michael says:
*see ya!
Forgiven says:
*SWEET
Forgiven says:
*:D
Forgiven says:
*bai
Michael says:
*buh bai
… MUAHAHAHAHAHA
June 21, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Um. Ok. I don’t really get what just happened, but I can assume that dupersude is making a grab for Hiatus Crew leadership, so I will shoot him down in flames.
*shoots flames*
Seriously though, I think the SAP should be where political shit goes down. And no, before you ask, I’m not saying that as Chairman of SAP I should be in charge. I mean things that concern all of the Crew should be discussed by the High Council. It would sound cooler that way.
June 21, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Not making a grab for it, Michael left it in my care while he was away. He hasn’t come back yet. 😀
And now the stress of leadership sets in…
WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE INFANTONIUM SHORTAGE?! JESUS CHRIS, THINK PEOPLE! THINK!!
June 21, 2009 at 6:13 pm
NONE OF YOU HAVE LEADERSHIP.
June 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Of course not. Only fancy titles 🙂
June 21, 2009 at 11:57 pm
The hell, a community in a blog entry comment section?
… Is the internet awesome or what?
June 22, 2009 at 8:46 am
You have no idea…
July 9, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Honestly. None.
June 22, 2009 at 12:40 am
FANCY TITLES FTW
June 22, 2009 at 12:42 am
I dunno, I’ve never seen a Flamboyant Pencil in real life, so I guess so.
June 22, 2009 at 5:17 am
I have. One bit me once.
June 22, 2009 at 6:33 am
I haven’t been able to create any new infantonium since we stopped actively hunting babies.
I used most of it in the Chris 2.0 . That project failed. Due to a typo in the programming, he is now good at whining. Don’t ask how i could have misspelt ‘writing’. Stupid wireless keyboard.
June 22, 2009 at 6:47 am
Jackrabbit – Did it get infected??
Midget – I’m working on the infantonium. (H)
June 22, 2009 at 10:02 am
It did not. I used an eraser on the wound
September 16, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Just
June 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Then it’s all falling into place…
June 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm
ohey by the way, I got my hands on a copy of Plants vs Zombies. Awesome! 😀
June 22, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Flamboyant-pencil’s favourite game is Little Big Planet. ‘Nuff said.
June 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Whut. It’s a fun game, god dammit.
June 22, 2009 at 8:59 pm
So many people so many un-awesome comments, Midget is now the awesomest, putzy is second, amd third, micheal is fourth, ( barely) Dupersude is fifth ( you are so close to taken over fourth) jackrabbit’s sixth and wadermath is seventh…. P.s who ever is the most awesomest, takes over sap.
June 22, 2009 at 9:00 pm
So many people so many un-awesome comments, Midget is now the awesomest, putzy is second, amd third, micheal is fourth, ( barely) Dupersude is fifth ( you are so close to taken over fourth) jackrabbit’s sixth and wadermath is seventh…. P.s who ever is the most awesomest, takes over sap.fff
June 22, 2009 at 9:01 pm
G, can you please post a ‘criteria’ for being awesome?
June 22, 2009 at 11:18 pm
I think it’s in order of who gives him the most lulz..
June 22, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Yo guys. Got a question.
If you’re eighteen
Is it possible to take people who are underage into a restricted movie? E.g. Bruno. Is it possible for an 18+ to get an under 18 in?
Or for an 18+ to get an under 15 into an MA15+ movie etc.
June 22, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Just realised bruno is MA15. Bad example.
Strange… Could’ve sworn i read that it was R18 somewhere…
June 22, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Not sure, but it *should* work, considered they aren’t age-nazis. When one of my mates was 12 he went to a 15+ movie with a 13 year old mate of his. I don’t think there’ll be any problems. Just show ’em your tickets AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
June 22, 2009 at 11:29 pm
They are here. You can’t even buy a ticket if you don’t have an ID card. I have a beard (not an uber long one, but still, a beard longer than any 15 year old i’ve ever known) and still get asked for ID to prove I’m over 15…
June 23, 2009 at 12:20 am
in answer to G:
Thats not how SAP leadership works. I made it, I own it. Just like I made the religion.
Also, out of curiosity, how you you get a copywrite and/or trademark?
June 23, 2009 at 12:22 am
You go to the patent and register dudes, I think. Then you have to pay loadsa cash and you’ll own it.. I think. Also Putzy, does killing you promote me to Chairman of the SAP and Pope of the Religion?
June 23, 2009 at 12:24 am
Seconded lol.
putzy –
Copyright/Trademark is usually copypasta’d from disclaimers, but you can type them with alt codes 169, 0169, and 0153 (That’s for Registered, Copyright, and Trademark respectively)
June 23, 2009 at 12:24 am
Oh right you meant literally…
June 23, 2009 at 4:01 am
Hi guys.
Sorry I barely update the blog and don’t join in the conversation 🙂 I neglect you guys worse than I neglect my girlfriend!
I updated it today anyway. and my birthday party sucked ass, no one showed up.
… we all went drinking the next weekend though and I bitched about it so much everyone bought me drinks.
Can you say TEQUILA?
June 23, 2009 at 7:07 am
Not after I’ve had a few, I can’t.
June 23, 2009 at 7:46 am
Aspgren – how much is that (neglection for girlfriend)? So much you don’t know if she’s still your girlfriend or not? 😀
June 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm
well she’s actually my EX girlfriend now 🙂
but i did neglect her back then indeed i did. mainly because she was a bitch 😀 now i’ve caught the eye of a foreign beauty and life is good.
also i should be at the top of the awesome list because i can attract people of the opposite sex. hah.
June 23, 2009 at 10:46 am
Hold the phone, people. G, by your estimation I am seventh in awesomeness? You do realize you have signed your own death penalty, don’t you? And you signed it with blood coming out of the place your dick once was.
June 23, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I thought something like that too…
June 23, 2009 at 3:05 pm
G, Vadermath is gonna blow you. And then bite your dick off. That’s what he meant. OOOOH THE BURN!
June 23, 2009 at 3:35 pm
michael’s has lost 50 awesome points, Vadermath has gained 50 awesome points, Jackrabbit has lost 150 points, Midget and all his personalities, have lost 100 points simply not posting. Putzy you may have made sap but i control who’s awesome and not, through my independent org which i made, i forgot what it was called, look in the forum. so putzy loses 100 points. the high score. Dupersude gains 60 points.
1. Midget
2. G
3. Dupersude
4. Putzy
5. Vadermath
6. Michael
7. Jackrabbit
June 23, 2009 at 3:37 pm
ok, forgot that Last comment, The awesome highscore, has been taken away, see forum when i re-create it, through my org, only I can remake the awesome high score, for the moment, your all as awesome as each other.
June 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Equality… not bad, I guess.
Though I did like the idea of being 3rd most awesome….
June 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
oh and some actual figures would be nice. 😀
June 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
God fucking dammit!
June 23, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I will have actual figures, you will all start off at 0
June 24, 2009 at 12:55 am
will all my previous TALES and reaps count? Cos it might be unfair to everyone else if they did >=)
June 24, 2009 at 12:59 am
Also, in answer to (dupersude, I think?)’s question about killing me to become leader of SAP, it would actually be kinda redundant, because if you killed me then you would be permanently expelliarmus’d from the group. The vice chairman, however…
June 24, 2009 at 1:13 am
That was Michael’s question I believe, not mine.
June 24, 2009 at 8:21 am
FUCK YOU, MICHAEL! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
June 24, 2009 at 8:27 am
The game.
June 24, 2009 at 10:23 am
I lost awesome points because I didn’t post? I was busy! BUSY!
Is that a valid excuse? I have a list. One involves Elmo.
Seriously.
July 9, 2009 at 8:32 pm
List me baby.
June 24, 2009 at 10:26 am
Ok…
I feel left out… I’m not even on the list…
but im ROYALTY! and i have mental issues like most famous and awesome people!
June 24, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I think theres more than just one person missing, King..
June 24, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Duh…
hence why am going to remake the Awesome list, and hence why we’re all going to sart at 0, because i can’t be asked trawlling through all the comments and giving points, so if we start at 0 andy NEW posts will be awesomed…
June 24, 2009 at 6:56 pm
any* p.s spelling mistakes will lose you awesome points, oh and the awesome list may take a while, me has some coursework to be doing…
June 25, 2009 at 12:16 am
I once killed a puppy.
How many points is that?
July 9, 2009 at 8:33 pm
– OVER 9000!
June 25, 2009 at 1:05 am
Then you and I are somewhat in the same boat, Aspgren.
My ex: “Don’t stay up past 11. Dont eat too much. Dont eat too little. Bitchbitchwhinebitchwhinewhinebitch. You never do anything for yourself. Stop playing video games. Why is the computer more important than me?? DONT LOOK AT PORN IM A JEALOUS WHORE.”
K the last bit was a little exaggerated. She didnt call herself a jealous whore. But the rest was 100% true.
June 25, 2009 at 1:41 am
Uh. “Don’t stay up past 11.” .. what? did you date your mom or something?
We’re totally not on the same boat.
June 25, 2009 at 1:47 am
I said somewhat 😛
She was an early person.
And an idiot.
Believed that staying up late was unhealthy regardless of whether or not you had adequate sleep the following day. But still. She woke me up early (8 am) anyway. EVEN ON THE WEEKENDS!
June 25, 2009 at 1:53 am
Still sounds like your mum.
A quote from my ex: “Don’t listen to what I say, listen to what I mean!”
Another one: “Hey. would you like to see a strip show?”
-Idunno, maybe. With you?
“Yeah we could go together or something I think it’d be exciting ;)”
-Well sure. I’d love to go.
“YOU PIG!”
Setting traps, telling lies and expect me to listen what she “means” when she complained last week I should listen to what she says and not read too much into things.
So yeah. Whatever. I guess I could have figured her mad ramblings out if I hadn’t neglected her 🙂 hahah. Still. Not the same 😛 not even by a longshot.
June 25, 2009 at 1:56 am
The point is.
They were bitches
We are rid of them
And we have others now.
😀
June 25, 2009 at 1:58 am
I’ve got like 5.
🙂
June 25, 2009 at 1:58 am
Ohoh, just remembered something.
We were sitting at a friends house one night, and someone decided to put some porn on.
About 20 seconds into it, my ex leaned over and grabbed at my crotch to see if i had an erection, which i didn’t (not with her around. o-o). When she realised I didn’t, you know what she said?
“Good boy.”
June 25, 2009 at 1:59 am
Lucky bastard 😛
June 25, 2009 at 2:04 am
1. Your ex seemed pretty crazy actually. Some kind of mother complex I think.
2. Luck has nothing to do with it.
I’m not into relationships so I just pick up girls. We got this casual friendship/sex thing going on and they all know the rules. Though if I’m to be honest there are 2 girls who are all about sex.
The others are more about drinking/hanging out/traveling with instances of petting and sex.
June 25, 2009 at 2:12 am
Yeah when we broke up she started making up all this shit about me, telling people we were still dating 3 weeks after we had broken up, that i was sending her abusive emails and stalking her and being obsessive.. Thanks to her, I now have some enemies who’s identities remain a mystery to me. She was pretty crazy. I don’t know how we lasted nine months, how I could be so blind. But it happened and its over now. Thank Goat. 🙂
June 25, 2009 at 2:15 am
Let’s quit talking about crazy women.
I want to see fish faced MEN!
June 25, 2009 at 3:05 am
Agreed.
DAMMIT CHRIS WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!
June 25, 2009 at 10:21 am
No, it’s “where the BLOODY hell are you?”. Get it right.
June 25, 2009 at 11:57 am
indeed? Is that a line from something? :S
June 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm
australian ad campaign gone wrong. it had some sexy aussie girl walking around our beaches and stuff then say ‘where the bloody hell are you’ to the rest of the world.
June 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I dont get it :S
June 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
by that i mean i’ve never seen the ad and fail to see the point of it. Lol.
June 25, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Who cares about the origin.
Everyone uses it now and it’s charming.
June 25, 2009 at 6:06 pm
,…
June 25, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Oktoberfest!
June 25, 2009 at 7:42 pm
In other news, I won’t be here for the next 10 days. I’m off to Greece for a vacation. See ya guys in a week and a half…
June 25, 2009 at 8:53 pm
but it’s so greasy there …
July 9, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
June 25, 2009 at 9:49 pm
All those in favour of feeding Aspgren to a tiger for saying that joke out loud?
June 25, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Goodnight sweet prince. 😦
June 26, 2009 at 6:34 am
I never really new him. I only recently got into his music. All I feel is apathy, but not because he was a bad person. RIP regardless, MJ. I never knew you and will never have the pleasure.
So, moving on.
June 26, 2009 at 7:24 am
His face and music has been plastered all over the radio/tv today. That chick from charlies angels hasnt got nearly as much attention… I find it lulzy.
June 26, 2009 at 8:23 am
I know, she was heaps hotter. Don’t sexy people make the news when they die?
June 26, 2009 at 8:31 am
Michael was sexy. Didn’t you see his nose job? Damn, that was hot…
June 26, 2009 at 9:30 am
so what your saying is, we should kill Michael?
June 26, 2009 at 9:31 am
OHHHHH that michael! I meant the michael in our group.
June 26, 2009 at 10:02 am
Same thing, right? 😉 😛
June 26, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Wait. One of the angels died?
June 26, 2009 at 12:24 pm
EXACTLY.
The first one, blonde chick from the first series ever about 40 years. Whatshername Lara Faucet or something?
June 26, 2009 at 12:25 pm
errr. Farah Fawcet**
June 26, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I never watched the old charlie’s angels … but she was beautiful back then no doubt.
Thing is she lived on that beauty. While Michael was mentally damaged (and not a pedophile he was just so childish himself that people got uncomfortable) and turned into some kind of plastic monster later on…
Well Michael could still sing. If he sang to you and did his thing the women would faint and the guys would rock. This is why he’s the king. Because he’s the best.
Farah on the other hand …
June 26, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Haven’t you learned anything from the past? Famous people don’t die! They just go into hiding/change identity/get abducted by aliens. Like Elvis!
June 26, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Bet you didn’t guess that Miley Cyrus is actually Tupac.
*sounds of nerdy heads exploding*
June 26, 2009 at 5:19 pm
And I bet you didn’t know I’m actually Elvis! Err… nevermind!
June 26, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Nice try but it’s quite clear that your name is Michael… JACKSON!
June 26, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I knew it!
These last few months you have been staring at my son an awful lot, Michael JACKSON.
And for this, you must die.
Again.
June 26, 2009 at 8:52 pm
The green lantern has a son?
Wow I never thought I’d say it but I haven’t read enough comic books …
June 26, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Whoa! Don’t jump to any conclusions here!
June 26, 2009 at 11:17 pm
I jump to whatever I goddamn well please, Michael.
June 27, 2009 at 1:39 am
I jump to platforms in the Water Temple!
June 27, 2009 at 2:28 am
I jump to lulz at putzy’s post.
June 27, 2009 at 8:16 am
I jump to gain altitude!
June 27, 2009 at 8:52 am
I jump to slam dunk!
June 27, 2009 at 8:52 am
You fool! That will INCREASE fall damage!
June 27, 2009 at 9:00 am
Excellent… It’s allllll falling into place…
June 27, 2009 at 9:12 am
So do we have a midget who jumps and a dude who grabs him in midair and slamdunks him for maximum fall damage?
That’s what I get out of this exchange anyway.
June 27, 2009 at 9:21 am
in the middle of the water temple, putzy jumps from platform to platform avoiding the boss (a tactic i never bothered with. corners ftw) whilst midget jumps above him and i jump to slam dunk midget for maximum fall damage. I jump to liking this story.
June 27, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I jump to conclude that I’ve started a new jump fad.
June 27, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I jump to agreement with you!
June 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Puh-lease! Jumping is SO june 26th.
It’s like I’m talking to my grandparents over here.
June 27, 2009 at 2:32 pm
It’s like I’m talking to my grandkids over there.
June 27, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Sweet jesus .. the green lantern has GRANDKIDS too??
June 27, 2009 at 4:21 pm
It’s like I’m talking to my COUSINS over here…
I jump to family reunions! ;D
June 27, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I’m jumping on top of your Heavy, BONK!
June 27, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Michael, get off of my Heavy.
You don’t belong there.
June 27, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I jump to my post being 4075! At least I think so, I read every single comment on this page before posting.
June 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Hey, my post says it’s 6:08… OBJECTION!!! It’s 1: 09 where I am.
June 27, 2009 at 8:12 pm
chris died
June 27, 2009 at 8:12 pm
some fucking goblins jumped him
June 27, 2009 at 8:12 pm
beat him to a pulp
June 27, 2009 at 8:12 pm
and stole his loose silverware
June 27, 2009 at 8:44 pm
How sad… 😦
June 27, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Wow. HOW COULD YOU LET IT HAPPEN!
June 28, 2009 at 3:26 am
Hmmmm
`
*clicks chris’ corpse*
“resurrect”
`
*Slices chris’ corpse to pieces*
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS FOR NOT UPDATING LIO!!!!
`
*clicks the remnants of chris’ corpse*
“resurrect”
Annnnnnnnnd a brand new shiny chris stands before me…
Rinse repeat. >:)
June 28, 2009 at 7:43 am
but there is no resurrect function in oblivion …
… personally i got really disappointed in that game because i searched far and wide and did horrible quests for gruesome demons. I wanted in on the resurrection and necromancy.
Oh yes I didn’t want to cheat though so I tried to figure it out through the game. I read the books, I searched the shops. I snuck around in the basements … all my efforts were for naught though.
Not only is the “black soul gem” you need a friggin quest item. You also cannot use it.
I was sad. So I returned to my home and beat up the adoring fan a few times.
… oh wait. You can resurrect through the console. Crap. Forgot that one.
June 28, 2009 at 7:46 am
Console? PC gamers are so lucky…
July 9, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Indeed.
June 28, 2009 at 8:16 am
Console gamers don’t have a console?
Methinks you’ve been ripped off somehow.
June 28, 2009 at 10:26 am
Thats what the “`” represented. it’s the key you press to open the console in the PC version of oblivion.
June 28, 2009 at 6:11 pm
That’s crap. You don’t open with the “‘” key you open with the “§” key.
June 28, 2009 at 7:17 pm
On his kind of keyboard, they open it with that button.
June 28, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Can you make npcs do stuff through the console besides ressurecting them? Then we could make chris update this blog. I’M A BIT TIRED OF WAITING altough reading the comments section makes the wait more entertaining.
June 28, 2009 at 4:01 pm
You can do anything with the console.
June 28, 2009 at 4:04 pm
YEEEEESSS!
` make npc “Chris” update LIO
June 28, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Sadly, some random guy … you need to press § to open the console and then move your mouse cursor over the npc and click. When he is selected you type “resurrect” or “drop pants” or “turn into Charles Manson” …
… so you can’t force him to update until you find him and click on him with your cursor. 😦
June 28, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Not true, Aspgren.
You can also open the console -> prid(pick reference ID) xxxxx, where the x’s are his reference ID. But for that, you WILL need to find his ID, which you can find in the Construction Set. This will give the same result as clicking on him. Only that now he’ll be targeted instantly, and you don’t have to go look for him 😀 Then you just enter: ‘Update LIO, for Goat’s sake!’
June 29, 2009 at 1:23 am
We’re here to entertain people with our… questionable antics until Chris UPDATES THE SITE RAAAAAGH WHY GOD ASFJRSTWEEFDDTARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Okay, better now.
June 29, 2009 at 5:23 am
GOD?! THERE IS NO GOD. ONLY THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY GOAT. THE SENTANCE FOR MAKING SUCH AN ERROR IS… DEATH. STONE HIM!!
June 29, 2009 at 3:25 am
… that scared me. Well actually those thoughts went through my head when I posted that comment.
June 29, 2009 at 3:28 am
So no, it didn’t really scare me. The wrath of Goat scares me though, if anyone cares.
June 29, 2009 at 3:27 am
Hey the console worked! There’s a new twitter post on FPS!
June 29, 2009 at 5:05 am
But no new post on LIO… WHYYYY GOAT WHY.
June 29, 2009 at 5:09 am
WHYYYYYYYY!?!?!?! Please post sooooon!!!!
July 9, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Who the hell’re you?
June 29, 2009 at 6:03 am
Awh sweet! He jus tmade a new comment!! something bout LIO continuing on youtube Watch for yourselve!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
June 29, 2009 at 6:17 am
IT’S A LIE. A RICKROLL. I SEEN IT IN THE TAB BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTED. GOAT DAMNS THEE.
June 29, 2009 at 6:24 am
No its not what are you talking bout!!! FOol the GOat shall Roll over they! and devour thou soul! For telling such lies!
June 29, 2009 at 11:16 am
AAAAAHHH! dammit. I didn’t see the warning, and aaahhh.
2 words Tharron: Fuck and You
June 29, 2009 at 1:15 pm
That was three words.
June 29, 2009 at 1:17 pm
I believe his first word was “Fuck” and his second word was “you”.
June 29, 2009 at 1:26 pm
That was his intention yes. He should however have written “fuck you” or “fuck” and “you” … but he wrote “fuck and you” and that sounds like a guide for scared virgins.
Fail.
June 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I seen your point butyeah
This is the internet, remember? 😛
June 29, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Yes I know.
And the internet is good for two things: porn and screwing around. 😀
June 29, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Thus, The Hiatus Crew is born!
June 29, 2009 at 2:13 pm
My cousin died from watching a rickroll. True story. =(
June 29, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Do you remember me, Chris? Yes you do, don’t lie to me.
You remember me, how I loved Not My Desk and visited it several times a week from late-2000 onwards.
But then you stopped writing, didn’t you Chris? With no fucking warning to your humble fans. Sure maybe you posted something on the forums, but the posters there mostly argued about language syntax and spelling. So I was left there, floating in the ether.
Then, by chance, I happen upon Livin’ In Oblivion.
It’s good, Chris – really good.
So come on, Chris…give us another update. I read your old NMD posts about how you used to abuse yourself in storage rooms while temping. Surely I deserve this in compensation???
July 9, 2009 at 8:46 pm
You….scare me….
June 29, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I don’t think chris ever reads these. Sorry.
June 30, 2009 at 1:26 am
You should be sorry.
It’s your boring entries that keep him away.
June 30, 2009 at 8:20 am
i like andrew. hes almost one of us… but he has a life, especially since this is his first post
June 30, 2009 at 9:04 am
My ex’s brother’s name was Andrew…
And hey! I have a life! ..Mostly…
June 30, 2009 at 10:31 am
Anyone else notice that the blog’s title could also be interpreted as “Livingston in Oblivion”? No reason the apostrophe can’t omit five letters instead of one (e.g. “5 o’ clock” instead of “5 of the clock”).
Wonder if it’s just a coincidence…
June 30, 2009 at 10:39 am
I thought that issue had already been revised earlier on in this section, or in one of the previous ones?
June 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Thanks for the compliment, KingFrozen, but if I’m spending my spare time reading up a blog on a fantasy RPG, I can only loosely be described as having a life.
June 30, 2009 at 12:14 pm
……………
…….. I like you…
June 30, 2009 at 12:45 pm
No life? I got an idea.
Go on a hiking trip guys. I feel it’s a great way to get to know people, to get in touch with nature and just feel great. It’s good exercise!
Climbing a mountain I haven’t tried. Not even a small one, you guys try climbing brokeback mountain and tell me if it was hard or easy. worth it or rubbish.
June 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm
It’s not so much that I don’t have a life, I have a life. It’s just that I set high priorities for what i define as a “friend”, and in doing so i have a lot of “acquaintances”.
Before the semester break (which I am now on) I was studying at TAFE (for you non-australians, tafe is kind of like… College. But not college. Less classy and you dont get all those fancy degrees, just certificates and such), which was 3 days a week. Every thursday after tafe I’d go into town for latenight shopping (thursday is the one day a week all the stores are open til nine, which happens to be the time of the week all of my “friends” or “acquaintances” hang out) So I would have one day a week in which to meet with people, socialise, etc. and then the rest of the week/weekend was mostly spent online. Unless my girlfriend happened to find a way for us to meet up, usually by going to the movies, and that only came once every week or two.
Oh and today I managed to sneak over her house! SCOREE!
But yeah, besides that, and besides the five day holiday I’ll be taking this friday – next wednesday, my life is spent online. So generally, no life.
June 30, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Oh and I forgot to factor in 4 – 10 hours of work a week. Not to mention my job sucks.
June 30, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Dude, dude, dude.
Brackets man. Sentence structure. Dudeee … I don’t care man. Really. didn’t even read it.
Read what I said again. It was just a gay joke.
June 30, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Fuck sentence structure. This is the internet, not high school.
You were joking about hiking?
I like hiking… Walking and landscapes and that sort of stuff.
I take photos you see.
June 30, 2009 at 3:00 pm
No I enjoy hiking. Hiking is awesome.
June 30, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Sorry Aspgren, let me rephrase that.
“I take photos, you see.”
I didn’t put a comma in there the first time. 😉
June 30, 2009 at 2:41 pm
fail
June 30, 2009 at 3:15 pm
It’s summer vacation, I don’t have a life at the moment.
June 30, 2009 at 4:41 pm
It’s my life. I don’t have a life at the moment.
June 30, 2009 at 7:44 pm
“Seriously, I’m working on it, and it should be here in week or so. It’s pretty obvious you have no reason to believe me, since I’m always saying stuff like this and never delivering. But it’s coming, and it’ll be here soon. If it’s not here soon, you’ll see it eventually. If, eventually, you don’t see it, it’ll be here someday.”
Geez. It’s like you work for Valve or something.
June 30, 2009 at 7:51 pm
THAT’S IT! How couldn’t we have thought of it sooner?! It was obvious! He’s become a game dev and now he won’t have time for Nonny anymore… it’s sad, but that must be it! I’m a genius! So smart…
June 30, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Signs of the end of the world.
1. Michael is a genius.
2. Chris updates.
3. Irrelevant spam spamming.
Lets see if the above comment is true then it seems through my logic were going to see a update.. that is of course.. if the above comment is true.
June 30, 2009 at 8:58 pm
and of course this is MICHAEL were talking about….
June 30, 2009 at 9:06 pm
There is no such thing as “irrelevant” spam. Spam is posting comments with links to porn sites and such. Wait, I think I just contradicted myself, damn!
July 1, 2009 at 3:13 am
Irrelevant Spam was a bitch that came on here arguing with the hiatus crew, not long before i joined in i believe. Originally named Jaded Empath, but she changed her name to “Livin’ in Oblivion for Nondrick, NOT irrelevant spam!” So we all call her/him/it irrelevant spam. Pretty sure it was a woman though, who else could keep nagging like that?
July 1, 2009 at 11:46 am
^^lol
also, she filled in that many more spaces than we ever could. Nice going, she really was a fucking hypocrite. Can we not dwell on this, coz i get really angry. Then i get upset. Then i get sulky. You wont like me when im sulky.
July 1, 2009 at 1:09 pm
“Hey look! It’s the incredible sulk!”
“Don’t pick on me… I get angsty when you pick on me… You won’t like me when I’m angsty…”
July 1, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Yeah, I know, I read like, every single comment on this page before posting. In other news, 96 comments to go until 1000!
July 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Guess who? Dat’s right, I’s back motha fucka.
July 1, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Dat’s right, I’s back motha fucka is back!
July 1, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Fear micheal, he shall always have last post.
July 1, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Sorry, typo, I meant michael.
July 1, 2009 at 6:11 pm
>:C
July 1, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Please forgive me! It was an accident! Don’t send them after me again!
July 1, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I hate when people do that spelling mistake. Like, are they really that stupid? My name is fucking Michael, not MichEAl. No offense to the random guy, just that once i spelled out my name to a foolish girl who was supposed to write our names down. This is about how our conversation was:
‘What is your name?’
‘Michael.’
‘Uhm… how do you spell it?’
‘*Sigh* M-I-C-H-A-E-L. Michael.’
*I look at her paper to see what she writes down*;
‘M-I-C-H-E-A-L’
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
July 9, 2009 at 8:51 pm
DDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE. Darn. You could’ve been MichE(lectronic)A(rts)l.
July 1, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Are they really that stupid? I’ve always thought telling people their IQ was below zero was a joke, but now I wonder…
July 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm
I am not the smartest guy around, often stuff I’m looking for is right in front of me and I don’t see it.
July 1, 2009 at 6:50 pm
That happens to me at times too. However, misspelling a name that was just ‘read’ out loud? Letter by letter? How can one fuck that up? And also this happens VERY often.. I guess ‘Michael’ is a too complex name for the average Swede. Ah, the biggest difficulty with my name is the pronunciation you see. In Sweden(where I happen to live), the most common spelling of Michael is Mikael. With a ‘K’ instead of ‘CH'(it looks ugly with a K, lol). So when they(majority of shit-heads) see ‘Michael’ spellt with a ‘C’ and an ‘H’, they immediately think ‘Michelle’. Rage and lulz ensue.
Rage, because I’m angry at them being so fucktarded, and lulz because they ARE so fucktarded.
July 9, 2009 at 8:53 pm
My friend was called Micheal.
July 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I’m not swedish, if that’s what you’re implying, but I can see why you’re angry, and I apoligise for being a fucktard.
July 1, 2009 at 6:56 pm
No, no. I’m just telling you that. And yes, it is very upsetting.
July 1, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I know how you feel, people call me kylee all the the time, yet my name is obviously kyle.
July 9, 2009 at 8:53 pm
HA!
Now we know. Know we know.
July 1, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Oh yeah. You don’t pronunce the ‘E’, right?
July 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Yeah.
July 1, 2009 at 7:00 pm
That’s how awesome I am.
July 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Are you saying your silent L is better than mine?
July 1, 2009 at 7:02 pm
dammit, I meant E.
July 1, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Actually, it’s my ‘A’ that is silent! FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU another one!
July 1, 2009 at 7:07 pm
That’s strange, how do you pronounce your name?
July 1, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Try pronuncing Michael Jackson. It’s pronunced the same way(when speaking English, that is).
July 1, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Damned ‘o’ button, pronounce!
July 1, 2009 at 7:10 pm
So it’s mike-ul. My brain is confused by my logic(of which I have none).
July 1, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Oh yes. Or, mike-el, both will work. In Swedish it’s pronounced in a strange way.
July 1, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Ah! Mike-el, that’s the pronounciation that I thought sounded like it had an a sound in it. My brain is no longer confused!
July 1, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Pronounciation is confusing at times, son.
July 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm
True, true.
July 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm
65 comments until 1000!
July 1, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I’m gonna be 1000th!
July 1, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Do I sense a challenge?
July 1, 2009 at 7:18 pm
YES!
July 1, 2009 at 7:19 pm
BRING IT!
July 1, 2009 at 7:19 pm
IMMA CHARGIN’ MAH LAZOR!
July 1, 2009 at 7:20 pm
gravity cat is not amused.
July 1, 2009 at 7:21 pm
IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZOR!!!! BAAAAH! You’re dead.
July 1, 2009 at 7:22 pm
HAAAAAAAX!
July 1, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I won!
July 9, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Where’d all the others go?
July 1, 2009 at 7:23 pm
I thought I was missing out on something, which is why I signed up so I get an email everytime something happens. Great idea I thought … but what is this?
Is this what I got 30+ emails for?
“I hate it when people spell my name wrong! .. oh shit typo.”
“Yeah I understand, I hate that too. oh fuck typo!”
“whine whine whine”
Who cares about names, man? and like… lables? you’re not your nameee maaan it’s like. your naaame should try to be yooou you knooow? it’s like. your naaame is working FOR you. think about that man? that’s the truth maaan .. sheeeit ..
July 1, 2009 at 7:24 pm
We’re trying to reach 1000 comments.
July 1, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Oh great. So I have another 50 emails in my inbox before morning?
I’m going to find out where you guys live and hit you with sausages.
July 1, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Rematch time! But this time, my power level… IT”S OVER 9000!!!!!
July 1, 2009 at 7:25 pm
Did I mention that in this form my power level is over A MILLION?
July 1, 2009 at 7:25 pm
THATSOVER9000!!!!
July 1, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Whine, whine, whine… and more whine!
July 1, 2009 at 7:28 pm
aspgren: if you throw sauseges(or however you spell it), I shall throw NUTS!
July 1, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Michael: Whining? Lets hear you say that after this! HADOKEN!
July 1, 2009 at 7:33 pm
PINGAS used HARDEN!
July 1, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Some random guy used lightning!
July 1, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Michael used Flamethrower! It’s Super-Effective!
July 1, 2009 at 7:36 pm
SRG used hi-potion!
July 1, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Michael used Earthquake!
July 1, 2009 at 7:38 pm
SRG used Slash! It’s super-effective! SRG gains xp from super attack!
July 1, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Michael used Horn Drill! It’s a one hit KO!
Some random guy fainted!
Michael gained over 9000 experience points!
July 1, 2009 at 7:44 pm
SRG took a phoenix down! He’s revived! Wha- SRG is evolving! It’s… Goat! Stats:
Health:999999999999
Strength:9999999999999
Defense:999999999999
Abilitypoints:99999999999999
July 1, 2009 at 7:45 pm
I repeat my last move. Also, items are not allowed in VS battles! Cheater!
July 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm
I’m not a cheater, I used a gameshark, there’s a big difference.
July 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm
THEN I USE GAMESHARK TO ERASE YOU FROM THIS BATTLE! I won!
July 1, 2009 at 7:48 pm
YOU CANNOT ERASE GOAT! I SMITE THEE!
July 1, 2009 at 8:00 pm
I summon the Goat, and the Goat uses Headbutt!
It’s divine power kills you! And your Gameshark exploded! WHAHA I and Goat won!
July 1, 2009 at 8:01 pm
… THIS IS MADNESS!
July 1, 2009 at 10:54 pm
MADNESS?!… THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
July 2, 2009 at 1:25 am
NO! THIS. IS.
MAAAAAAAADDDDDNNNEEEEESSS!
July 2, 2009 at 1:27 am
Madness…
THIS IS HIATUS!!!!!!!!!!!
July 1, 2009 at 9:09 pm
…Well, I’m off to play video games.
July 1, 2009 at 9:21 pm
CHOCOLATE RAIN!
July 2, 2009 at 12:39 am
I’m back, hey what’s that- OH GOD! I”M ALLERGIC TO CHOCOLATE!(not really)
July 2, 2009 at 1:29 am
Ah. This is true. That’s better than sparta and madness.
July 2, 2009 at 2:44 am
(if you’re confused, scroll up, unless you get the comments by mail)
July 2, 2009 at 1:59 am
25 more comments ’till 1000!
July 2, 2009 at 5:51 am
wow… no life, but im glad i can help you two loser achieve your 1000th comment. maybe i should just spam this place to i get the achievement?
July 2, 2009 at 5:52 am
spam to reach 9000! i mean 1000
July 2, 2009 at 5:52 am
woooooooooooooooooooooooo SPAM IS FUN
July 2, 2009 at 5:55 am
Never gonna spam u up
July 2, 2009 at 5:55 am
never gonna let you spam
July 2, 2009 at 5:56 am
never gonna run around and spam you
July 2, 2009 at 5:56 am
never gonna make you spam
July 2, 2009 at 5:56 am
never gonna spam goodbye
July 2, 2009 at 5:56 am
never gonna spam a lie to hurt you
July 2, 2009 at 5:58 am
10, now 15 to go
July 2, 2009 at 5:58 am
14 after this
July 2, 2009 at 5:59 am
13 after this
July 2, 2009 at 5:59 am
12 TO GO
July 2, 2009 at 5:59 am
11 MORE
July 2, 2009 at 6:00 am
New years countdown!
10
July 2, 2009 at 6:00 am
9
July 2, 2009 at 6:00 am
8
July 2, 2009 at 6:01 am
seven
July 2, 2009 at 6:01 am
six six six
July 2, 2009 at 6:01 am
ha ha ha (is korean or something for 555)
July 6, 2009 at 4:27 am
Thai.
“Ha” is 5 in thai.
Just so you know.
July 2, 2009 at 6:01 am
4
July 2, 2009 at 6:02 am
3
July 2, 2009 at 6:02 am
2 to go
July 2, 2009 at 6:03 am
The one after this is post 1000!
I lied, it is now up for grabs! Anyone wanna fight to the death?
Huh?
You feeling lucky? Punk?
*pulls out revolver*
July 2, 2009 at 8:06 am
Its July already, you promised an update in April!
WE WANT UPDATE
WE WANT UPDATE
WE WANT UPDATE
July 2, 2009 at 10:45 am
Lol, it’s past 1000 already. KingFrozen, your counting sucks!
Also, I hate you. You spammed up the site just so that you could win. Fucker.
July 2, 2009 at 11:20 am
I’m proud of what i contribute.
July 2, 2009 at 11:24 am
Sweet.
July 2, 2009 at 2:31 pm
39 new emails in my inbox today …
You fuckers are going to get it.
July 2, 2009 at 3:10 pm
DAMN YOU! YOU GOT 1000 WHILE I WAS ASLEEP! GFKDFVBFGKBBNRAAAAAAAA!
July 2, 2009 at 5:50 pm
The same shit happened to me.. I know what it feels like, I know what it feels like…
July 2, 2009 at 7:42 pm
worst
July 2, 2009 at 7:42 pm
fan service
July 2, 2009 at 7:42 pm
EVAR
July 9, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Are you oven compatible?
July 2, 2009 at 7:44 pm
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
July 2, 2009 at 8:28 pm
wat
July 2, 2009 at 8:41 pm
WTF?
July 2, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I think he meant to say “[actual translation]”. Man you guys are stupid, and yes Michael, i have 😛
[Achievement unlocked: Spam Overlord]
July 2, 2009 at 10:56 pm
I’ll just pretend to understand so I look smart.
July 3, 2009 at 1:56 am
I wonder if this is how 4chan started.
July 3, 2009 at 1:57 am
The Game.
July 3, 2009 at 2:07 am
What about it?
July 3, 2009 at 2:08 am
You just lost it.
July 3, 2009 at 2:06 am
4chan was started by people smarter than me, so probably not.
July 3, 2009 at 3:03 am
4chan was started by one man. Venturing into 4chan is like venturing into the bowls of your worst nightmare. Flesh covers the walls, blood runs in rivulets and terrible, insane people berate you and make accusations about your sexual preferences. You run, but it’ll always come back, around one in the morning, when you wake up sweating, sobbing. You cannot, you can never, ever, unsee.
So yeah, 4chan’s alright, I guess.
July 3, 2009 at 4:31 am
:awesome:
July 3, 2009 at 6:09 am
Um… its like Looking into the BOWLS of your worst nightmares? You did mean bowels right?
And 4chan is ok, but … um… what game did I just lose?
July 3, 2009 at 8:17 am
KingFrozen don’t pretend you know what 4chan is.
If you don’t know what the game is it’s pretty obvious that you don’t.
Also some of our worst nightmares have bowls.
I for one am afraid of chili.
July 3, 2009 at 10:57 am
It’s a bowl. There are two girls kneeling by the bowl. It is bigger than a cup, but still full. Nightmare.
July 3, 2009 at 11:37 am
4chan is a nice place. I’m happy moot created it.
July 3, 2009 at 12:07 pm
My Goat. They’ve gotten to him too.
July 3, 2009 at 3:33 pm
HAHAHHAHA. Jackrabbit. Look at your little image. It’s a fucking swastika! HAHAH
July 3, 2009 at 6:55 pm
So what’s everyone’s take on the new Max Payne?
I, for one, think that the new setting is pretty cool.
Max kinda looks stupid though.
July 4, 2009 at 1:50 am
Oh Goat. They’ve gotten to me! I must have Strangelove syndrome! Must… not… Nazi… salute…
Anyway, I’m male. If there’s really good explosions, gunfights and sex in the Max Payne movie, I’m happy. A good plot and believable characters would be nice too but you can’t have everything.
July 4, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Max Payne? I am completely indifferant.
… if we were talking Mad Max however? I’d squeal like a beatles fan or possibly a wounded pig!
July 4, 2009 at 3:01 pm
So what’s everyone’s take on the new Mad Max?
I, for one, think that the new setting is pretty cool.
Max kinda looks stupid though.
July 4, 2009 at 5:28 pm
SQUEEEE how I wish this was true …
… he kinda looks stupid though.
July 4, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Max Payne is a good game. Max Payne 2 is also a good game. Max Payne 3 will probably be a good game, too.
Max kinda looks stupid though.
July 4, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Ve vant update!
We want update!
They want update!
I want update!
July 4, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Won’t happen today, son!
July 4, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Alright. That’s it.
I’ve had it. I loved living in oblivion and I loved concerned. I love first person shouter and I loved notmydesk … but Chris, seriously, you’re just sitting on your hands.
You’re not worth this wait. It’s not enough. Screw you and the horse you rode in on!
July 5, 2009 at 12:00 am
Uh… felt good man?
July 5, 2009 at 12:01 am
No. It feels horrible.
In all honesty Christ is not that spectacular to have people drooling over him like this. If he’d update tomorrow I wouldn’t even read it.
This is it. I’m through.
July 5, 2009 at 12:02 am
See ya Aspgren. ‘Twas nice to know you.
..kinda
July 5, 2009 at 12:04 am
I see no harm in continuing to post in this “thread” but know that it’s not for his sake I stick around.
I’m sticking around to follow you guys and your shenanigans for a bit.
July 5, 2009 at 12:05 am
Join our site. You’ll like it.
..I hope.
July 5, 2009 at 12:08 am
What site? the one linked in your name?
… that does seem better. Yes. I will join it. I will not post here as much anymore because Chris does not deserve the hits.
July 9, 2009 at 9:01 pm
And so the first one falls.
July 5, 2009 at 12:08 am
Yeah. Link’s in my name. And good thing to hear you’ll join!
July 5, 2009 at 2:37 am
Willkommen! And I totally agree. Chris, you are being such a prick about this it is not funny. I will continue to read but not even telling us that you’ve given up is just a massive kick in the balls.
Man will I be embarrassed if he’s actually dead.
July 5, 2009 at 2:38 am
Although he hasn’t posted on twitter either in a few days. I can accept something may have come up but 7 months and almost no word? Come the fuck on.
July 5, 2009 at 9:40 am
1fort was the first blog I checked regularly and I loved LIB and followed FPS regularly as well.
Now I still check it every few days for an update but it’s been so long since he’s bothered to post anything I think I’ll find a new blog.
/Disapointed.
July 5, 2009 at 12:56 pm
A new blog, eh?
Why don’t I take this oppurtunity to tell you I have a little blog about a balding 20-something in fallout 3. The link is in my name.
July 5, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Blog not found
Sorry, the blog you were looking for does not exist. However, the name lets-play-fallout3 is available to register!
July 5, 2009 at 3:43 pm
How embarassing! I entered these last few messages from my laptop and had to re-enter my site URL …
… I misspelled the fucker. It works now.
July 5, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Looks really good. I’ll definitely read it tomorrow morning when I wake up 🙂
Thanks!
July 9, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Adios my anonymous comrade.
July 5, 2009 at 9:55 am
LiO! LiO! I am dissapoint son.
July 5, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Chris is sitting on his lorals…. …. i find the word lorals funny… nt tellin why though..
July 5, 2009 at 2:02 pm
where is update? where??? i demand update
July 5, 2009 at 2:05 pm
Did i ever say am a robot..?
July 5, 2009 at 2:05 pm
What suck is i have to have windows vista robot edition installed on me, i keep crashing…
July 5, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Time to downgrade to windows ME.
July 5, 2009 at 2:50 pm
*melts*
July 9, 2009 at 9:04 pm
And that’s how we roll.
July 6, 2009 at 12:01 am
So does anyone else find it interesting that our blogmaster has completely disappeared? No comments on this in 2 months, firstpersonshouter in a month and some, or even twitter in a week.
July 9, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Bad worm.
July 6, 2009 at 2:13 am
Excuse me? No comments? We comment every day, thank you. As for updates, there hasn’t been one in almost a year over here. So yes, we find it extremely strange. Join the club. We actually have one.
July 6, 2009 at 2:14 am
Well, half a year.
July 6, 2009 at 4:30 am
Hi. Sorry I haven’t been around lately. Big music thing going on.
My Goat, you got to one thousand while I was gone? I only went away for three days! Can you give me a summary of what has been happening? In point form. With an intermission. And explosions. And a romanic subplot.
July 6, 2009 at 4:31 am
Yes, I do mean “Romanic”, NOT Romantic.
July 6, 2009 at 5:17 am
I think chris has writers block or something. I remember on twitter a few weeks back he said “he can’t write good lately”
Is he still doing the demoman articles for that other website every week?
July 6, 2009 at 6:37 am
Probably, but I don’t think so. I don’t recall seeing anything new there.
July 6, 2009 at 7:50 am
Damn… once again, i believe that chris has died. Or it was putzy not letting him use the computer again.
I hate putzy.
July 6, 2009 at 8:29 am
Chris is such a pussy about his writing … “can’t write good lately” is what he says but the truth is he can do it. He is just extremely self conscious about his work.
I remember what he wrote about “concerned.” He wrote that there are parts he hates, there are things he wish he’d changed, things he almost can’t bare to look at.
I can accept that people are self conscious about their shit when they’ve never actually shown it to a large number of people or have gotten confirmation but my Goat man. Has he not recieved enough encouragement?
Has he not fans?
He has let his issues get in between the fans and him, thus he neglects the fans. I do not call myself one anymore.
July 6, 2009 at 8:34 am
I do. I just wish he’d say SOMETHING. Anything. Like ‘I’m abandoning the blog guys, sorry, I don’t wish to have this hanging over my head. And sorry for ignoring the problem for the last 6 months.’
I would accept that, many people here would.
July 6, 2009 at 9:20 am
I agree, just a little bit of closure. I’ve actually stopped reading the stuff he writes and have totally forgotten what was happening in nondrick, something about Nonny having rabies?
July 9, 2009 at 9:07 pm
Helljiont and Witsomethingorother. His personal quest was to cure it. He made a cure disease potion and was debating taking it, he left us on a fucking cliffhanger.
July 6, 2009 at 1:14 pm
He was bitten by a dog, is infested with disease, I don’t know. Has someone sent him an email? We should do that. Not to chastise him but to ask him to either shut down the blog with an explanation or at least explain what kept him from updating so long.
July 6, 2009 at 2:59 pm
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I would not, or will not accept LIO gone…. espcially not finished…. on a cliff hanger…. he should at least kill nonny off first…..
July 6, 2009 at 11:52 pm
I heard Chris died of heart failure a couple of weeks ago.
July 9, 2009 at 9:08 pm
U LEYE!
July 7, 2009 at 1:19 am
That’s obviously not true, but if it was … what does that mean for Nonny? Surely the premise state that the blog ends when Nondrick dies.
Not when Chris dies.
Therefore someone has to inherit the blog and the quest. I nominate myself, of course, to carry this burden seeing how I’m the only one present with relevant experience.
July 7, 2009 at 2:04 am
He is, actually, he writes a great fallout 3 blog.
July 7, 2009 at 3:27 am
No, Chris is still alive, I recaptured him before he managed to post more blog entries, god forbid, and he is safely behind the energy field again. There are a couple of improvements to the security system as well, like the high-energy lasers that could dismember him, and the automatic bulkhead crash doors that come down if the alarm is raised (there is a manual activation lever in case of power failing).
Speaking of power, since his last breakout was caused by rats chewing through wires, the new wires are coated in a gold-lithium alloy, designed for space satellites.
There are also seventy generators scattered around above and below ground to insure that we will always have power.
A team of jacked up SAS marines have been hired, 830 fully armed, battle hardened men protecting every entrance, from the main entry to the air ducts.
Armed with the powerful new MetalStorm heavy assault rifles, nothing is getting past these soldiers.
July 9, 2009 at 9:09 pm
You forgot the Norris of Chuckiness.
July 7, 2009 at 3:53 am
Except sam fisher and solid snake working as a team. Chris should be free in 1-2 days.
July 7, 2009 at 8:58 am
Unless either one decides to shoot him for shits and giggles. Almost every single ‘rescue’ mission I’ve ever had on both of those games ended like this, thanks to save/load. Chris doesn’t have that luxury. He may be as good as dead.
July 9, 2009 at 9:10 pm
… people OTHER THAN ME say shits and giggles….. holy fuck. By Goat where have I been?
July 7, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Well they’re not being controlled by you, they’re being controlled by the best gamers in the world.
July 7, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Speaking of death … click my name.
July 7, 2009 at 5:57 pm
Sorry to hear about maximus, what now?
July 7, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Dunno. I suppose I could whip up a new blog and reincarnate him in another game .. like Morrowind as some people suggested, but idunno.
I dragged my feet so much in updating that thing, I wrote every entry and took the screenshots beforehand (most of them anyway) while I was playing. In the end I thought many points weak and lacking in humor.
It turned out ok, I’ll leave the blog up. I just don’t know what to replace it with, maybe work more. I’ll let you guys know.
July 7, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Maybe you could revive him saying it was a wasteland doctor who saved you?
July 7, 2009 at 6:09 pm
No, that is cheating and also implies that there is humanity and decency in the wasteland.
Maximus is dead. The blog is over.
Those were the rules. To be honest I think Nonny has met with the same horrible fate but Chris cannot find it in himself to actually announce that the blog ended with so many loose ends.
So he’s putting it off.
July 7, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Damn. Allright.(DEEP SIGH.)
July 7, 2009 at 5:56 pm
I suggest we raid all his other websites! If that doesn’t get his attention, nothing will.
July 7, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Omg! his twitter is gone, that means he really is dead!
July 9, 2009 at 9:11 pm
A, yes A liar.
July 7, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Oh shi-
July 7, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Uh, wait! I think I’ve found it. Which means… YOU’RE A LIAR!
July 8, 2009 at 1:07 am
Sorry about my mispost earlier, I should’ve said no new updates. Twitter is not gone, but has gone silent for over a week, which seems to be a really bad sign. Maybe a game dev is holding him captive and making him write new game dialogue. Or perhaps he managed to find a copy of Polybius and is completely insane.
July 9, 2009 at 9:12 pm
I remember you… and your damn name. You lying sonofa-anti-Goat!
July 8, 2009 at 2:04 am
Uh, hello? I just said I have recaptured him. And so what if I’m making him write games!
July 8, 2009 at 2:46 am
If you don’t let him out Putzy, I’m sending Fisher over there to euthanize him.
July 8, 2009 at 3:49 pm
I already did, I sent snake too.
July 8, 2009 at 6:24 am
Can i help? If we get Alex Mercer and tell him its putzy’s fault, he will go nuts. Nothing can stop Alex. Even a nuke! He would just absorb the bacteria on the bomb.
July 8, 2009 at 8:55 am
Putzy is officially dead if Mercer becomes involved. And now, I finally get my own fancy title…
Vadermath, The Headmaster of The Hiatus Academy.
July 9, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Nice title.
July 8, 2009 at 9:34 am
Hah! Alex is all the way over in america! he cant glide that long, and his swimming technique would be useless as it got really deep! as for fisher, he’s too busy delaying his next game! You can’t do anything! hahahaha!
July 8, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Have you ever heard the phrase: “stunt double”? The real Fisher is currently with snake making battle plans.
July 8, 2009 at 10:24 am
Alex can fly helicopters, and could consume someone with the knowledge to fly a jet before hijacking one. Hell, all he’d have to do is stroll into the airport disguised as security… Walk into the pilots lounge… bam.
You’re pretty much screwed if you get on Alex’s bad side.
In other news, I’m back from my five day holiday. 😀 HI EVERYONE.
July 8, 2009 at 10:58 am
You were gone?
Nah I’m kidding. Welcome back to this dirt-hole.
July 8, 2009 at 11:02 am
At least it’s a cozy dirt-hole. Much like Megaton, without the chance of going pop anytime soon…
… Unless Jaded comes back.
July 8, 2009 at 11:25 am
Or if i say POP!! WOOOOO!
I win. Also, ALEX IS CHUCK NORRIS REBORN!
July 8, 2009 at 11:42 am
Alex is not chuck norris reborn.
First of all Alex wasn’t born.
And second of all he hasn’t consumed Chuck. Yet…
July 8, 2009 at 11:57 am
😀
*puts on my Troll Face*
July 8, 2009 at 5:16 pm
Even though no-one will read this….it’s Nonny over, it’s Nonny over, it’s Nonny over yet!
July 9, 2009 at 5:34 am
There is a community here. We read it.
July 9, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Thanks, I’ve just read every comment on this page. My neck hurts. Time to start on A Bitter Brew. I shall leave no stone unturned.
July 8, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Awww, I read the whole thing from day one in the last 24 hours. I even went out and bought the game for my PS3, even though I already have 2 copies of it for PC (I forgot that I had bought it… dumb) just because of his writeup.
I want mooorrreee!
July 9, 2009 at 5:35 am
You won’t be getting more, trust me. Welcome to the jungle, anyway.
July 9, 2009 at 6:19 am
Jungle? its more of a desert
July 9, 2009 at 6:20 am
With skulls and dead people
July 9, 2009 at 7:21 am
Pretty much a dead end. Wouldn’t you say? 😉
July 9, 2009 at 7:47 am
So is this whole thing pretty much over? Is nondrick done?
July 9, 2009 at 8:49 am
Yes. There is NONEdrick.
July 9, 2009 at 9:02 am
Go fuck ducks. THERE WILL BE NONDRICK!
July 9, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I only need hope to sustain me. And organic compounds. But mostly hope.
In other news, how was the holiday, dupersude?
July 9, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Mmmmmmmmm… Organic Compounds…
Also in other news, the holiday wasn’t too bad I guess.
I felt a little… Depressed. For various reasons. Mostly because I was a thousand km’s from the person who means the most to me, but also because I was alone in a room full of people who knew each other as, well, family. Because they were family. It was okay. Not too great though..
July 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm
thousand miles from your 15 year old girl friend??? and how old are you again??? 70.. 85?
July 9, 2009 at 3:22 pm
1138 years old?
July 9, 2009 at 9:16 pm
OVER 9000!
July 12, 2009 at 1:13 pm
That you not any animal insect bacteria, etc.. or that your not even a alien, but your my genetic expierement?
July 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Chris’ twitter just said he had an idea! This may mean update!
July 9, 2009 at 3:24 pm
I can haz chzbrgr?
July 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm
CHRIS IS BACK MUTHAFUCKA!
July 9, 2009 at 5:55 pm
BY WHICH I MEAN FPS IS BACK MUTHAFUCKA. NOT LiO MUTHAFUCKA.
July 9, 2009 at 6:05 pm
ALSO CAPSLOCK
July 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Who the hell is this “Joey” character and why the hell is he commenting on MONTHS old posts?
SHUT UP Joey!
July 9, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I’m sick and tired of these emails coming in every minute. Until Joey stops posting I’ve turned off the notification.
Don’t talk shit about me while my back’s turned, guys!
July 9, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Well…that’s fair I guess…I’ll stop replying…*grumble*
July 9, 2009 at 9:18 pm
I suppose that’s fair… I’ll stop replying now. *grumble, grumble*
In other news: Praise be Goat.
July 9, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Everday talk shit about aspgren, his back is turned… lol j/k
July 9, 2009 at 9:19 pm
So….am I gonna get an invite to The Hiatus Crew so I can serve under the (un-?)holy Goat?
July 9, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Sure, but ask Vadermath, he is our… um…
…
headmaster of our academy? What fucking academy is this?
July 9, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Ninja academy!
July 10, 2009 at 4:12 am
You need three invites from Crew members to get it. I’m not giving you one because I havn’t seen you post much, but someone else might.
July 10, 2009 at 6:40 am
It was two for me to get in.
July 10, 2009 at 6:42 am
I’m confused. I thought it was two invites? And I’ve already been told of for commenting to much. What kind of a world do we live in? Why are the walls burping? This is madness.
July 10, 2009 at 8:10 am
Madness..?!
This… Is.. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
July 10, 2009 at 3:10 pm
No….THIS IS AN OVERUSED QUOTE!
July 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm
NO. THIS. IS. HIATUS!
July 10, 2009 at 3:22 pm
……you win.
July 10, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Ha! I win! Now you must serve me for ETERNITY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
July 10, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Hmm..I gues s-BOOM HEADSHOT! I win.
July 10, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Grrr… Fine. Also, I’m not a member, but I would invite you, you seem like me.
July 10, 2009 at 3:31 pm
I’ll be watching. I’m always watching. Just like your neighbor.
July 11, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Some random guy, you are a fucking faggot. YOU STOLE MY QUOTE AND WON! I INVENTED THE SAYING THIS IS HIATUS YOU THIEF!! I BANISH YOU!! *banishes you*
July 14, 2009 at 5:52 pm
It’s your quote? had no idea.
July 10, 2009 at 7:16 am
Hell, welcome to Living in Oblivion. Anyway, I invite you.
July 10, 2009 at 8:13 am
Not commenting too much, commenting on months old posts. Hitting “reply” on a post like 12903834238 miles up the page will cause us crew members to recieve a notification, but then we CANT FIND THE GOD DAMN REPLY.
What aspgren is saying is, keep it current mofo.
PS.
What the fuck does your name mean anyway, Aspgren? Reminds me of Aspirin…
July 10, 2009 at 9:05 am
Got a problem with my name, dupersude?
It’s my family name. I seek to bring it glory and riches through my conquests, thus I use it.
July 10, 2009 at 9:27 am
Never said I had a problem with it O.o Just wondered what it meant.
So it’s your surname then?
July 10, 2009 at 10:13 am
i hereby invite… what’s the guy’s name again….. ? oh yeah joey into the hiatus crew.. i think we should have a trail period when invinting someone new.. to see who is worthy and who is not..
July 10, 2009 at 10:34 am
Huh. I don’t actually receive email notifications. I can just scroll down. MY POWER IS MYSTIC AND AWESOME.
July 10, 2009 at 11:24 am
Email notifications warn us of when another member of the crew posts so we can reply even sooner with more efficiency!
That, and some are too lazy to refresh the page every five seconds to check for new comments.
I am among those “some”.
July 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm
So… I have 2 invites and a possible trial period? What am I an internet dating site? By Goat.
July 10, 2009 at 3:26 pm
This is not an internet dating site, itsASITEWHERETHINGSEXPLODEINYOURMIND!
July 10, 2009 at 3:27 pm
*mind explodes* Damn. I only just bought that one.
July 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Hm. K. Check my reply up there.
July 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm
I’m WAY ahead of you.
July 10, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Ah, you already did. I can haz chzbrgr?
July 10, 2009 at 3:36 pm
No. No you can’t. Bwuhahahahaha!
July 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Oh. Ok. Time for my new anti-material sniper rifle to be tested.
July 10, 2009 at 3:38 pm
July 10, 2009 at 3:40 pm
HOLY SHIT! How did you do that!?
July 11, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Just post a YouTube link and my awesomeness fixes it automatically..
July 11, 2009 at 10:13 pm
I guessed as much. Apart from the awesomeness bit.
July 10, 2009 at 3:41 pm
HOLY SHIT I DON’T KNOW! THIS SHOULD GAURUNTEE ME AN INVITE.
July 10, 2009 at 3:42 pm
To secure an invite you need to know how to spell.
July 10, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Or at least it would if I had spelt “guarantee” right….
July 10, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Don’t worry… beee happy…cause every little thing, is gonna be allrigh-hi-ight.
July 10, 2009 at 3:45 pm
You can haz chzbgr.
July 10, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Hm….odd.
July 10, 2009 at 3:46 pm
\_/
. .
TTT
July 10, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Yes…. Indeed.
July 10, 2009 at 3:50 pm
I have to ask you a very important question…
July 10, 2009 at 3:51 pm
If you must. *pulls out laz0r beamz*
July 10, 2009 at 3:51 pm
DO YOU THINK MONKEYS LIKE CHEESE?
July 10, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Oh, but of course. Hmm….I wonder.
July 10, 2009 at 3:53 pm
July 10, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Wonder what?
July 10, 2009 at 3:53 pm
YES! In other news, that should keep us going for a bit longer.
July 10, 2009 at 3:54 pm
=O
July 10, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Magickz.
July 10, 2009 at 3:55 pm
WHO POSTED THAT ON YOUTUBE!? ANSWER!
July 10, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Notmydesk did. A long time ago…..
July 10, 2009 at 3:57 pm
So chris had plans for nondrick before Frohman?
July 10, 2009 at 3:58 pm
No, it was Nonnys first visit to the Imperial City. 20 July 2008.
July 10, 2009 at 4:01 pm
? Thought notmydesk was over once concerned started.
July 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm
It’s by notmydesk the channel: as in cannel on youtube.
July 10, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I’m not even gonna correct that spelling mistake.
July 10, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I see.Sadako Sasaki.
July 10, 2009 at 4:04 pm
The technical term is “typo”.
July 10, 2009 at 4:05 pm
No, I’m just saying, Sadako Sasaki.
July 10, 2009 at 4:05 pm
I know. I like correcting myself.
July 10, 2009 at 4:07 pm
OK. I LIVE IN TEXAS I’M INSIDE AND OUTSIDE IS REALLY HOT! also, caps lock.
July 10, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Muthafucka.
July 10, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Why am I a muthafucka?
July 10, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I was referencing JackRabbit.
July 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Right “HE’S BACK MUTHAFUCKA!”
July 10, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Yes. Indeed. Correctumundo. That’s a word which should only be said once.
July 10, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Yes. Indeed.
July 10, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Only be said once per person that is. But don’t waste it.
July 10, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Ok. Ishall obey this rule fiercley… I’m not even going to bother fixing that.
July 10, 2009 at 4:19 pm
You better not.
July 10, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Or what? You will battle me to the death epically?
July 10, 2009 at 4:22 pm
No. But I will be upset.
July 10, 2009 at 4:29 pm
OK.
July 10, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I shall not upset thee o mighty upsetter.
July 10, 2009 at 4:30 pm
That’s more like it.
July 10, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Now what? I’ve run out of annoying topics.
July 10, 2009 at 4:42 pm
You took your time….
July 10, 2009 at 4:43 pm
Sorry, I was on machinima.com
July 10, 2009 at 4:43 pm
NOW THAT’S AN EXCUSE! Anyway…. any good at art?
July 10, 2009 at 4:49 pm
ARE YOU STLL ON MACHININMA? In other news, capslock.
July 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Hell no… I’m better than some people I know at least.
July 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
You see the style OBLIVION is written in a the top of this page? Can you recreate that?
July 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Not even if my life depended on it.
July 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Do you know some-one who can?
July 10, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Most likely.
July 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Can you get me in touch with them?
July 10, 2009 at 4:56 pm
No. Sorry.
July 10, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Nevermind, I’ll continue searching for a Deviant who can do it.
July 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I’m not on machinima, I’m on wookiepedia.
July 10, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Is that real?
July 10, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Yes.=)
July 10, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Yes to which?
July 10, 2009 at 4:54 pm
“Is that real?”
July 10, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Ok.
July 10, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Enough, I’m going to go eat breakfast, I’ve been so busy typing I haven’t been able too. See ya.
July 10, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Seeya!
July 10, 2009 at 7:39 pm
I’m back but I don’t know for how long, my sister is using the computer too.
July 10, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Ok, times up gtg.
July 10, 2009 at 11:23 pm
KTHNXBAI.
July 11, 2009 at 2:50 am
Joey. Stop using the FUCKING REPLY BUTTON. It messes shit up.
July 11, 2009 at 2:52 am
And talking about OLDOLDOLDFUCKINGPOSTS too. KEEP IT CURRENT.
July 11, 2009 at 3:32 am
Wow, lotsa posts here.
July 11, 2009 at 3:34 am
All from Joey and SRG…
July 11, 2009 at 3:59 am
Eh, I can’t complain. It’s not like we contribute much either.
July 11, 2009 at 4:16 am
Lies! I contribute regularly. All the above comments took place in a matter of hours though.
July 11, 2009 at 5:19 am
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck… so many replies…
New conversation: Are laptops better than pcs?
July 11, 2009 at 5:54 am
If you want to carry them everywhere, then fuck yes.
July 11, 2009 at 8:22 am
Depends on what your criteria for better or worse is.
PC’s have more power and are more easily customised/upgraded. As well as cheaper.
But laptops are compact and can be taken away from a house, onto a bus or train or something… And if you have one of those satellite-usb-doohickey things you can sit on the internet for the duration of a 12 hour bus trip… <_<
July 11, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Ok. I’ll never reply again.
July 11, 2009 at 2:24 pm
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Llama_Scrolls:_Bolivion
July 11, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Don’t act like you’ve been severely beaten with a stick Joey. No-one told you to never post again. Just not to use the god damn reply button because it fucks up the order of everything. Other hiatus members have posted about this before myself, Vadermath, I believe, was among them.
Wait- Unless by “reply” you mean you’ll never use the “reply” function again, then please, by all means, go ahead.
July 11, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Huh? OH! You thought I was saying that I’d never comment again! No. I just ment that I wont use the reply button again. I only recently read through all the comments on this page, and before then I just assumed it had been abandoned.
In other news, Bolivion? Ahahahahahaha!
July 11, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Good… Goooood…
We may make a man out of you yet…
The same way I made a man out of your mother last night. >: )
July 11, 2009 at 2:58 pm
That makes no sense. I think we’re going to get along.
July 11, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I hate you guys. (L)
July 11, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Especially me?
July 11, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I hate dupersude most. You’re second.
Also I just used the reply function. Hah.
July 11, 2009 at 4:07 pm
How much am I hated? If its anything like I get at school I must be the most hated person on the comments section. That was a big sentence.
July 11, 2009 at 4:07 pm
That was not a big sentence that was a small sentence. God I hate you so much …
July 11, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Congratulations! You are the 345th person to hate me! (yeah I keep count)
July 11, 2009 at 4:10 pm
/ignore out of spite
July 11, 2009 at 4:11 pm
And I just got 1337th post again!
July 11, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Ok I’m going away now, might come back later today.
July 11, 2009 at 4:23 pm
*pokes Aspgren* Am I first now?
July 11, 2009 at 4:25 pm
This is below me. Good day gentlemen!
July 11, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Hmm….. I’ll take that as a “Yes”.
July 11, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Nice day today.
July 11, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Yes, ’tis.
July 11, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Joey. You son of a bitch. You’ve replied at least over 9000 times. Motherfucker! I’ve been away for 4 days, and what the fuck! 266 new emails? What the fuck… You son of a bitch! Never use that button again! OR ELSE I’LL TAUNT YOU A SECOND TIME!
July 11, 2009 at 10:27 pm
BAM. And that’s how it’s gonna be.
July 11, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Stop it right now, will ya?!
July 11, 2009 at 10:30 pm
Ok, I was just kiddin’ with’ya. Or was I?
July 11, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Stop. Really. He has… “people”. They WILL kill you.
July 11, 2009 at 11:18 pm
In other news, we have officially surrpased bitter brew in number of comments. I blame joey. No JK, I blame me too.
July 12, 2009 at 12:30 am
Oh hey the excessive emails stopped flooding me.. that’s great. Oh what’s this?
12 more emails? I wonder what they’re .. oh what do you know. They consist entirely of “i got too many emails! fuck you!” and that’s just grand.
I hate you guys more than I hate rape.
July 12, 2009 at 12:49 am
So they’re your comments?
July 12, 2009 at 1:00 am
… yes.
See that’s why people don’t like you.
July 12, 2009 at 1:11 am
I feel like a regular grinch. One could never imagine I just got a great blowjob, could you?
It might be because I’m listening to “regular scrooge” from the “christmas time in essex” flash (available on something awful’s flashtub) which is a lovely and catchy tune that goes a little something like…
“Get this shit out of my faaace.
Take of your hat you’re a disgrace!
What’s wrong with you? Christmas is balls!
All this red and green poluting the halls…
Oh III don’t like this daaay I’m in a horrible way and I just want to say that it isn’t okay the feeling inside me isn’t gaaay!”
nananana
“Cuz santa’s a creep! and kind of a bum!
This FUCKING HOLIDAY only leaves me numb!
Jesus of Nazareth! Don’t leave me hanging with false promises and hope, I’m at the end of my rope!”
“Fuck this day in the very worst wa-ay! (fuck this day! fuck this day!) fuck this daaaAAAAAY YEAH!”
nanana-nana nana baddabadampadam-BAM!
July 12, 2009 at 1:53 am
I’ve read that before…
Stop stealing stuff Aspgren.
And why cant we use the reply button? And very few people didnt react to my laptop question…
/cry
😥
July 12, 2009 at 1:56 am
I’m not stealing I’m quoting.
Like now.
“I’m stupid and unlikeable. True story.”
-KingFrozen, January 5th 2008
July 12, 2009 at 1:56 am
YES I AM BITTER.
SCREW YOU ALL. GOODNIGHT!
September 5, 2009 at 1:50 am
I lol’d.
July 12, 2009 at 2:17 am
… Maybe I shouldn’t have said anything, he’s starting to turn into irreleveant spam 2.0… Wait, what if I.S. killed aspgren and is using his computer? That would explain a lot.
July 12, 2009 at 4:23 am
I hate to say it, but it really would. Y’all need ta calm down, y’hear?
July 12, 2009 at 5:32 am
You hate me, Aspgren?
Why…
What did I ever do to you..
Oh, except for the whole “Smearing faecal matter all over your car’s windscreen”…
July 12, 2009 at 8:07 am
I’m an innocent bystander. Emphasis on the “innocent”.
July 12, 2009 at 8:39 am
Hardly innocent, and HARDLY a bystander. You’ve posted more than all the veterans and semi-new-comers combined.
Sentanced to capital punishment.
Goodnight Sweet Prince.
July 12, 2009 at 8:43 am
Or….I could just tell you about my new site, which I’m sure you’d all love (if it goes well) before it’s properly advertised. Either that or I’m gonna have to send the Mythic Dawn after Chris so that, whilst escaping from them, he frees me. And you all know what would happen to Chris then. Yeah.
July 12, 2009 at 9:01 am
I said
Goodnight.. Sweet… Prince…
//menacing tone rising…
July 12, 2009 at 9:01 am
It’s not gonna be that easy. I’m just to good.
July 12, 2009 at 9:02 am
Not good enough.
July 12, 2009 at 9:02 am
We’ll see.
July 12, 2009 at 9:04 am
… Goodnight sweet prince.
July 12, 2009 at 9:05 am
Say it all you want. You can’t stop me. I’m a force of nature.
July 12, 2009 at 10:06 am
Oh, we can stop you. We just aren’t. Yet.
July 12, 2009 at 10:07 am
Ok. But do you want to? Conundrum.
July 12, 2009 at 10:56 am
He’s a force of nature. Birds fly. Sun shines. grass grows, and brother, he hurts people!
July 12, 2009 at 10:57 am
Finally. Some-one with a little common sense.
July 12, 2009 at 11:50 am
Why must you even want to possibly want to have follow up comments sent to you by email… that’s just fucking stupid… we all know people spam….
July 12, 2009 at 11:51 am
“want to possibly want”? I’m scared.
July 12, 2009 at 11:54 am
Eh, it doesn’t bother me. It’s not like we’re actually discussing Nondrick anymore, if only because every single interesting topic has been exhausted. If Joey wants to post a torrent of comments, that’s all well and good but using the reply button is really annoying. Either way, I’m getting a bit of a haughty vibe from you. If I invited you, I retract my offer. Continue spamming if you wish, we have our own little site if things get irritating here.
July 12, 2009 at 11:55 am
I know. I joined it. I don’t wish to spam. I’m a big fan of Nondrick. I just want something to do until we get the slightest smidgen of news about him.
July 12, 2009 at 11:58 am
Well, that’s a fine goal! Hugs for all!
July 12, 2009 at 11:59 am
Is that sarcasm?
July 12, 2009 at 12:01 pm
If you did join it it won’t last long. You’re going to get automatically hit with the banhammer soon enough, like i once did when i was young and naive…
July 12, 2009 at 12:02 pm
No… I am nice person.
July 12, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I say bring forth the Banhammer!
July 12, 2009 at 12:03 pm
AYE! THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN!
July 12, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Waaah!
July 12, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Oh shizzle gizengar.
July 12, 2009 at 12:04 pm
Suck it up kid.
The 3 year olds coating my bedroom walls did.
Or was it the walls that sucked up the 3 year olds…
Either way.
July 12, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Banish this foul creature from the face of Hiatus! By the holy power of the even holier Goat, I request access
to your divine bash! Huzzah!
July 12, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Jesus christ no wonder the section has so many replies… What are you repeatedly clicking the refresh button?
July 12, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Let it be said, fellow Hiatusers, ‘Huzzah!’ Let us all say Huzzah together to summon the Holy Goat!
July 12, 2009 at 12:06 pm
…..now what?
July 12, 2009 at 12:06 pm
JESUS CHRIS* JESUS CHRIS* PLEASE DON’T STONE ME TO DEATH. I BRING YOU PEACE IN THE FORM OF CP AND LOLCATS AND WEEGEES.
July 12, 2009 at 12:06 pm
*takes anti-huzzah tablets*
July 12, 2009 at 12:07 pm
HUZZAH!
July 12, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Joey i offered you a invite.. i take it back…. If you want you caan blame your ISP.
July 12, 2009 at 12:15 pm
how many idiots does it take to…. expand
July 12, 2009 at 12:15 pm
The 1400th post is mine!
July 12, 2009 at 12:19 pm
How does blaming his ISP make any sense..?
July 12, 2009 at 12:19 pm
dupersude, nothing makes sense at this place! Also, Huzzah!
July 12, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Aha! Touche!
Heh, touche has the word “touch” in it..
July 12, 2009 at 12:29 pm
By the way, michael, WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU ON MSN?!
July 12, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I am. I’m so awesome only extremely awesome people can see that I’m online.
July 12, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Yes, because that makes sense.
July 12, 2009 at 12:37 pm
What do you mean you changed your picture to match mine :S
July 12, 2009 at 1:04 pm
72 The Mike Conspiracy
That’s right Mike, or shall I say, Michael. We’re watching you, we’ve been watching you since the day you were born, changing you to suit our needs. Remember that time when you were very sick, that was actually your body rejecting the implant. It’s between the two front balls of your right foot go ahead, squeeze it. Hear that crunch? Don’t worry that implant finished it’s job long ago. Do you remember the first time you got into a fight? We drugged you, doped you up a little. The outcome was almost inevitable. The speeding ticket and that girl who dumped you when things seemed so good were results of our sublime coercion too. They’re more closely realated than you can ever imagine. The blood of children will be on your hands soon enough and you can’t stop it. The only consolation that we can offer is that it was never really your fault. You’re just a puppet on some very long strings. By the way, you might want to stay away from salt for a while.
July 12, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Joey did anyone ever tell you that… your not human?
July 12, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I accept that as a reasonable possibility.
July 12, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Your not even a animal or bacteria or anything like that, your not even a alien, your my genetic expierement….. one of many, your Number 9831, part of the expierement was to send you to live with humans..
July 12, 2009 at 1:17 pm
….so that’s why I have 9831 tattoed on the inside of my eyelid.
July 12, 2009 at 1:18 pm
SALT! SALT RELEASES THE MIND! I READ ABOUT IT IN A BOOK ONCE!
This couple had taken people captive and drugged them into zombies, literally. The people had no idea what they were doing and slaved on a sugar plantation for this couple for months i believe, months or years.
The flaw was that if the zombies ingested salt, it would cause a chemical reaction in their blood and snap them out of it.
One day the wife decided to take some peanut brittle or some shit out to her hard working zombies, a nice sweet for some odd fucking reason. I mean, what person in their right mind would feed their slaves a treat?! who cares about them! they’re zombies!
Anyway.
Stupid bitch didn’t realise there was salt in the nuts or some shit
And all the people woke up wondering why the fuck they were there and what happened.
True story
tl;dr: Salt makes zombies normal again.
July 12, 2009 at 1:19 pm
But… G…
That’s… OVER NINE THOUSANNNNNNND
July 12, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Yes. Unless they’re the re-dead kind.
July 12, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I’m just that good. I’m an unstoppable force of nature.
July 12, 2009 at 1:21 pm
un-dead*
Redeads are from Zelda and are not hyphenated.
July 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Yes…redeads…..the evil little things that attempt to hump you.
July 12, 2009 at 1:25 pm
joey remember your first girl friend?
July 12, 2009 at 1:26 pm
she was 9832
July 12, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Where is she? Tell me G-man.
July 12, 2009 at 1:28 pm
oh i know where she is… i got tracking devices on all 160,090,040 of you, you don’t need to know where she is.
July 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm
btw got any gf’s now are, are you married?
July 12, 2009 at 1:29 pm
*takes a step closer* You will tell me.
July 12, 2009 at 1:30 pm
joey, joey, jowy, you can’t hurt me, your brainwashed to not be able to hurt me,
July 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm
*swings fist and stops an inch away from Gs face* You son of a bitch.
July 12, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Son… I am dissapoint
July 12, 2009 at 1:33 pm
even if you could, that was just my hologram… am actually not even on this planet….. not even in this solar system, not even in this galaxy… am in andromeda….
July 12, 2009 at 1:35 pm
I will hunt you down, and find a way to stop you. I will find her. You have been warned.
July 12, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Andromeda? Oh yeah I’ve been there a couple times. Hey, G, you been to that restraunt down the road from 34th street? My brother works there.
July 12, 2009 at 1:37 pm
yes i have, isn’t that the place where they serve roast human? and roast ringles. For those that don’t now ringles are a small little highly deelicious “alien” found on planet furgle
July 12, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Good. Now I have a starting point.
July 12, 2009 at 1:39 pm
why do you want to know where your gf is anyways?
July 12, 2009 at 1:40 pm
(Y’know it’s like one of those big heroic quest thingys. You’re obviously evil, and I’m the good guy, who’s trying to kill you and get the girl.)
July 12, 2009 at 1:42 pm
But am the good guy….. i even got a a medal for being the most goodest person throughout the universe.
July 12, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Yeah yeah! That’s the joint! Great view of the solar lake from the front balcony. He’s hauling in billions of Yoohd’s from that business.
For those who don’t know the yoohd is now the official universal currency.
And 76 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.
July 12, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Precisely. The “good guy” is the good puplic figure, but really they’re evil.
July 12, 2009 at 1:45 pm
*public
July 12, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Wait… you should all know that Joey doesn’t have a girlfriend. Never had, and never will.
Sons… I am disappoint.
On a side note, Huzzah!
July 12, 2009 at 3:43 pm
You’re just upset that I revealed the conspiracy to you.
July 12, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I have a space ship. It’s called the ebon hawk, I found it crashed in the swamp, but repairs are done. You can have it, and solid snake(for protection) joey.
July 12, 2009 at 4:03 pm
I can haz Solid Snake? I don’t wanna have a haert attack…..
July 12, 2009 at 4:03 pm
*heart
July 12, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Take him. You deserve it.
July 12, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Take care of the ship and keep me posted if anything happens. I’ll be somewhere else.
July 12, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Join me. We must Unite the people and lead the Alliance Rebellion against the Dark Lord, G-man.
July 12, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Rebellion? Does my super sensitive senses sense war? HIATUSERS! TONIGHT WE DINE IN HIATUS!
GIVE THEM NOTHING, BUT TAKE FROM THEM, EVERYTHING!
July 12, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Wait…. whos side are you on?
July 12, 2009 at 8:32 pm
We have a new ally.
July 12, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I’m not on your side, Joey. *Stabs you*
July 12, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Almost forgot, HUZZAH!
July 12, 2009 at 9:23 pm
HUZZAH
July 12, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Time to test the anti material sniper rifle. *Puts micheal’s head in sights*
July 12, 2009 at 9:55 pm
I’m a God! How could you kill a God?!
Also, I’m made of radiation. You can’t kill me.
July 12, 2009 at 9:55 pm
3.. 2.. 1.. BOOM!
July 12, 2009 at 9:56 pm
woops. You’re leaking- GAK! whumpf!
July 13, 2009 at 7:57 am
And now for something, completely different.
July 13, 2009 at 9:47 am
How are we all?…
…
… (Pauses for answer)
…
I’m fine, thanks. Its always the fuck about you isn’t it.
July 13, 2009 at 9:52 am
No one cares about you. Stop bugging us with how you’re doing.
July 13, 2009 at 5:19 pm
How are you?
July 13, 2009 at 11:42 am
SRG: Ally? Michael is one of the oldest of the Hiatus Crew. Dare you imply otherwise?!
And joey.. You can run, but you cannot hide.
We are anonymous.
Anonymous is legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
July 13, 2009 at 12:16 pm
… but you’re not anonymous.
You’re dupersude, it says so right there in your nickname. Furthermore you have an informative and personal profile over at http://hiatuscrew.webs.com/apps/profile/profilePage?id=43157162
…
Yes I enjoy pissing on peoples parades.
July 13, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I am not anonymous as a whole. Nobody is.
I am a part of Anonymous. The fact that I have a name means nothing, millions of the other members of Anonymous also have nicknames on many sites. Only newfags use “anon” or “anonymous” as a username.
July 13, 2009 at 1:55 pm
I am very familiar with anonymous thank you very much. As an oldfag myself I must say that I strongly disagree with what you say.
I hold nothing but contempt for you right now since you bring this “legion” stuff outside of the boards.
I wouldn’t recommend it. In fact I’m not even continuing this discussion.
Good day.
July 13, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Indeed. Oldfag you say? Should have seen it coming.
You can be a prick sometimes… 😉
July 13, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Fun story: being an all around nice and gentle guy gives you nothing.
Being a prick magically gets you stuff. Admiration, sex and money. Weird isn’t it?
Besides it’s fun.
July 13, 2009 at 3:05 pm
All good things in moderation I say.
I’m mostly a nice-guy. Not afraid to cry. Screw the stereotype.
And bam, I have a girlfriend. I have enough friends, and no conflicts in life. So your logic is kind of flawed.
But I do agree it can be fun…
July 13, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Personal experience = logic? It works for me man. I’m not being a total jackass to everyone I meet of course that won’t get you anywhere.
But being a prick and a jackass some of the time, like about 40%? not that I keep track I just act like I feel like, when I feel like it.
Guess it also depends on what you wanna get out of life and your circumstances and whatnot, really though. Honestly straight from the heart bro, I used to be the nr.1 nice guy, I got friends who were such nice guys it was ridiculous. We all got screwed over big time.
Now one’s a football hooligan, one’s a tattoo freak and I’m a prick. We get more out of life now than ever before.
Guess Australia and Sweden are two pretty different places huh? Not only in climate that is… speaking of flawed logic. You mentioned something about an incredibly mean girl you dated, did you change since then? If you didn’t then you can’t really attribute your current (and perhaps temporary) happiness to you being a nice guy. Just sayin’
… why must good things come in moderation though? After a bangin’ steak I want an equally bangin’ dessert!
July 13, 2009 at 3:30 pm
also do forgive if i’m all over the place.
I’m always like that. I’m still the nicest guy many people run into around here, yet I’m an incredible prick with such dark secrets you wouldn’t imagine.
I’m a true gemini.
July 13, 2009 at 3:50 pm
First/second paragraphs, that’s what i meant. Being a dick all/most of the time won’t work. You build up bad connections with lots of people, then theres a chain reaction… etc.
I guess I used to be somewhat like that a few years back. I sat around not really trying to get into the game with wiminz, just listened to them. I got a lot of close hot woman friends like that but the problem was they only ever saw me as a “brother” kind of figure. Nothing was ever going to happen with any of them. So like i said, moderation.
I haven’t “changed” exactly. She changed me when we dated. Not so much personality-wise but more habitually. Couldn’t play xbox, couldn’t stay up past this time, couldn’t sleep in past this time, couldn’t talk to these people, couldn’t watch porn. Any porn. /wrist.
Obviously when we broke up I went back to doing every single fucking one of those things.
But aside from that, no change.
That’s cool, but you can’t have a huge “bangin'” steak followed by a “bangin'” desert *every* night. Especially if your breakfast and lunch are going to be just the same every day. That’d be a poor diet. 😛
Forgiven, indeed. By “all over the place” do you mean the whole jumping-from-prick-to-nice-guy thing?
Yeah, Everybody has their own dark secrets. Lol.
My mothers a gemini.
July 13, 2009 at 6:12 pm
oh hey i’m using the reply button. up yours guys!
No. I do not apologize for the way I behave in any way, I merely meant if it was hard to follow my train of thought. I tend to be quite descriptive but my descriptions aren’t always conclusive. Thus I think it will confuse people.
It rarely does, I ask regardless.
You know what I mean with a bangin’ steak followed by a bangin’ dessert. I don’t mean to have a feast everyday, that would be foolish and remove the whole point of a feast.
No what I meant is simply this. I quote an unknown swede in saying “Life is too short to eat a bad cheese.” and that means I ain’t going to eat any food I don’t like.
I don’t care if it’s rude, I don’t care if you insist. If it tastes like shit, I’m not eating it. If someone rubs me the wrong way, screw them.
If a deal doesn’t suit me. Any deal. Fuck it.
I’m a nice guy. I sing babies to their sleep, I donate blood and if you drop your wallet you’ll get it from me first. You in trouble? Call my number. (this isn’t an offer. i hate you guys, my number is reserved for my friends)
I don’t get pushed around though. There are no free lunches in my restaurant unless I feel like it. In fact I might not give your wallet back at all, I just might keep it if I feel like it.
That’s where the difference is being made son. Nice guys get pushed around, pricks don’t. So sometimes it works out for nice guys, they find a good life. Trouble is they’re still nice guys, like you.
Truth be told if you’re a nice guy you don’t see anything wrong with say … clipping your girlfriends toenails.
A thing like that is horrible though. Unless you’re a trained pediatricist and you know your way around her toes better than she does – there is no reason in the world she couldn’t do it herself.
“It’d be so sweet.” she might say but it’s really about dominance. Like she wants to feel pampered. She wants you to help her feel special. So that means it’s more about her than about you. She pushes you around and you don’t even know it, then she gets bored since you’re such a push-over and break up.
I know that’s a generalisation and relationships are far more complicated than that (giving, recieving, etc) but it’s still true.
Nice guys get used, abused and ultimately finish last. So don’t be a really nice guy.
Also I don’t have any stereotypes about nice guys crying, tough guys not crying … etc. If the hardest biker you’d ever meet finds out his mother has passed away will he cry? Yeah.
It’s not about macho attitude, it’s not about image, it’s not about stereotypes or anything like that.
It’s about dominance and power. Things it’s “not nice” to hold over others.
(by the way “macho” originally means a man who is dependable and can provide for his family sorta. the expression has undergone a serious metamorphosis)
July 13, 2009 at 6:13 pm
TL;DR: Nice guys gets pushed around. I suspect you will be once again.
Pricks don’t get pushed around. Atleast I hope so cuz I’m one.
July 13, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Jesus was a nice guy. Look what happened to him. I think God has mental issues.
July 13, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Some Random guy i knew you would help joey, i knew from the day i saw you, i knew from you helpful anti-good activities, i also knew because your Joey’s twin brother (don’t tell joey) He was 9828, the oldest of you all… So including some random guy and joey there are another 2, you were quadruplets…. you would have been genetically identical, but i changed you around…
July 13, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Oh god here we go. That’s my cue to leave, Goodnight!
July 13, 2009 at 4:00 pm
“Everybody has their own dark secrets”
Prove it, get everybody in th world, make them swallow a truth pill and ask if they have A) dark secrets. B) any secret.
There has to be someone who hasn’t got A and maybe even B.
July 13, 2009 at 4:00 pm
that’s my cue to bring you back.
July 13, 2009 at 5:24 pm
So…. this is how the Federation falls. You will go down G. Also, Micheal, G made us. We’re stronger than puny knives or radiation. We’re stronger than gods. Goat help you. Goat help you all.
July 13, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Some-one’s gonna get pissed about all these comments………..
July 13, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I’m… Still alive… barely. Radiation hurts but it didn’t kill me.
July 13, 2009 at 5:33 pm
*helps srg up and gives him some radaway* It’s ok. G’ll be over in a few more comments at this rate. He’s unraveling the story WAY to quickly.
July 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Also: I was gonna be the one to reveal that joey and I were actually twins dammit! You evil G! *coff coff coff!*
July 13, 2009 at 5:34 pm
See, told you you were evil G.
July 13, 2009 at 7:46 pm
am not evil i just appear evil.
July 13, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Also: technically quadruplets.
July 13, 2009 at 7:23 pm
Yes, i do seem to be revealing the story too quickly….. so.. Some Random Guy how was the radiation dose? did you like it? you survived that’s because, you are like Wolverine from x-men, you can heal really fast, and never age, but you don’t have claws the senses and the general coolness that Wolverine has.
Do you two remember when you were 1? when you 2 along with the other 2 were on a plane…..
July 13, 2009 at 7:42 pm
“Micheal, G made us. We’re stronger than puny knives or radiation. We’re stronger than gods. Goat help you. Goat help you all.”
Your not stonger then gods, stong of course, but am not going to reveal your strength then you, but Michael just as strong.
July 13, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Ahhh the spaceship in the swamp a bit outdated, don’t either of you remember that as well? tch pitiful.
July 13, 2009 at 7:51 pm
must resist updating story, must resist, ahhh where is everybodY????
July 13, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Will you please Shut the hell up? I’m getting spammed with e-mails! Gonna unsubscribe now..
July 13, 2009 at 7:57 pm
yay, A organic.
July 13, 2009 at 8:00 pm
*An organic.
July 13, 2009 at 8:06 pm
yes
July 13, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Hi, this is a intresting blog, loving the comments, got bored most of the time, but i read most of them.
July 13, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Could someone tell me more about this “hiatus Crew”?
July 13, 2009 at 8:13 pm
hmmm, hi.
July 13, 2009 at 8:14 pm
you need to have 3 invites to join
July 13, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Really? I thought you just needed to press the link in my name and sign up. Like I did, no one invited me.
Was I wrong?
July 13, 2009 at 8:19 pm
am sure you need 3 invites, but if you invite yourself, then i guess that works to, (like i did) but i really think we should make sure people who enter the crew, are… crew worthey.
July 13, 2009 at 8:20 pm
Crew worthy? Yeah I forgot what a high class place we run here. My bad son.
You need 18 invites bud.
July 13, 2009 at 8:21 pm
lol, your comments are funny.
July 13, 2009 at 8:22 pm
of course they are. i’m a friggin comedian.
July 13, 2009 at 8:25 pm
kay..
July 13, 2009 at 8:28 pm
what else do you want? i’ll punch you!
July 13, 2009 at 8:29 pm
i don’t want anything, what gave you that impression, punch? sure go for it.
July 13, 2009 at 8:31 pm
cya later … due to unforseen circumstances you’ll have to punch me laater.
July 13, 2009 at 8:31 pm
gonna have to put an I.O.U on that one. if you’re ever in sweden ask for aspgren and i’ll punch you.
everyone’s happy. i’m beating it now though (pun intended) i’m gonna play some videogames
July 14, 2009 at 8:11 am
Well, Fear, the Hiatus Crew is composed of those who have made the almost forgotten blog of LiO their own, commenting when no one else will in a misguided and probably foolish attempt to keep this blog alive. I’m proud to be one of them. If you want to join, post here regularly and then maybe we’ll let you in if we like you. I guess. I don’t know how it works.
I like Popsicles….
July 14, 2009 at 9:00 am
Why doesn’t any-one here like me?
July 14, 2009 at 9:54 am
Because you fail at life.
July 14, 2009 at 9:55 am
Close but no cigar.
July 14, 2009 at 11:04 am
I actually have no idea. OHWAIT. I do have a smidgen. It’s because the rest of the crew get pissed off at people using the reply button, and replying to month old posts. Other than that, I don’t think they hate you. I don’t.
July 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm
the what button?
July 14, 2009 at 12:33 pm
I don’t know.
July 14, 2009 at 11:06 am
Yes, but until I’d read up to this point I didn’t even know you guys existed. I said I was sorry. (Didn’t I?). And I’ll stop replying. I actually said, and I quote “I’ll never reply again”.
July 14, 2009 at 11:45 am
Yeah then theres also the rate at which you were replying and how lulzy those posts were. Which was not lulzy at all.
July 14, 2009 at 11:46 am
Meh. No lulz is better than no lulz at all.
July 14, 2009 at 11:48 am
Yeah you achieved the latter
July 14, 2009 at 11:48 am
Damn….. hmm. I canhaz cakez for good effortz?
July 14, 2009 at 11:50 am
Son… I am disapoint.
July 14, 2009 at 11:50 am
*Dissapoint. Son, I am dissapoint.
July 14, 2009 at 11:56 am
I think it doesn’t matter how it’s spelled as long as disappointment is the outcome.
July 14, 2009 at 11:56 am
First of all, spellcheck will disagree.
Second of all, WordPress won’t let me post that because apparently it’s a “duplicate post”.
July 14, 2009 at 11:57 am
Lulz.
July 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm
hmmm, hi
July 14, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Hallo.
July 14, 2009 at 2:36 pm
oh i forgot to tell you…. Fear is one of my pet expierements…..
July 14, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Ah. Or is he you? You graet unraveler of stories.
July 14, 2009 at 3:27 pm
I feel a lot better actually. After I stopped glowing and read the current post, I stabbed myself with a kitchen knife 12 times. In the heart. I stopped breathing for 10 seconds but I healed. Anyway, I read a zombie book last night, the walking dead, was good. Anyone here know it?
July 14, 2009 at 3:29 pm
*great
Also, why’d you stab yourself? You hate me that much?
July 14, 2009 at 3:37 pm
G said I’m like wolverine, I was just testing that.
July 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Ah. Read the book to me.
July 14, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I can’t. Because A)It’s frickin huge. B)It’s a graphic novel. Get the hardcover edition.
July 14, 2009 at 4:02 pm
No. YOU.
July 14, 2009 at 4:10 pm
I allready have! What took so-… I uh, gotta take a shit. sorry.
July 14, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Took your time.
July 14, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Back. So how are we going to locate G?
July 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Your cousins resteraunt?
July 14, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Yeah, It’s a front for a top secret squad of badass commandoes’ base. They can help.
July 14, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Seriously? I was just gonna say, ’cause he eats there, but that’ll work too I suppose.
July 14, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Oh… Yeah. My cousin is an ultra hacker, he could trace G by his posts.
July 14, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Yes, your cousin could, but he would just find a adress in England which has my clone writing these messages.
July 14, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Can’t we just wait for him to come in. Then follow him.
July 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm
If the robot eats the food, you get no nourisment.
July 14, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Shh, we’re being watched. I have to go.
July 14, 2009 at 4:47 pm
you can’t follow me…
July 14, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Yes. It’s the only way to further the plot.
July 14, 2009 at 4:50 pm
ok, but you will have to lose me, then you’ll have to go around a wild goose chase, with lots of action and maybe some chicks, though i don’t think you’ll be getting the hot babes
July 14, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Found him! He’s in the atari nebula! Watch out for quantum zombies on your way there. You’ll see what I mean when you enter hyperspace.
July 14, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Aw crap there are black ops soldiers outside, I need to leave NOW. I’ll keep you posted if I have time.
July 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm
*leaps into the space-ship and flies* Ah, shit! Quantum Zombies!
On another note: SRG is with me ’cause we all know “The good guy gets the girl”.
Hides in the resteraunt, waiting for G too show.
July 14, 2009 at 5:54 pm
***
July 14, 2009 at 8:21 pm
This is the cancer that is killing LiO.
July 14, 2009 at 9:03 pm
We need an update…. It might at least keep them talking about LIO, not like the bullshit there pulling now.
July 14, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Don’t start this shit again Smash. We all know that we’re not talking about what the blog is about.
July 14, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Just be glad it’s not as bad as the cancer tha killed my uncle.
July 14, 2009 at 9:41 pm
I do believe joey called me a woman. As micheal once said, ” FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU”
July 14, 2009 at 9:41 pm
Shit they’re tracing me by my posts. gtg.
July 14, 2009 at 9:42 pm
SRG….. I was saying that you’re on my side bacause YOU WANT TO GET THE GIRL. OMFG.
July 14, 2009 at 9:43 pm
*because.
In other news, why the fuck aren’t comments showing up?
July 14, 2009 at 10:09 pm
Because you once again fail at life.
July 14, 2009 at 10:10 pm
There we go. Tnanks MichEAl.
July 14, 2009 at 10:26 pm
I’m so dead.
July 15, 2009 at 2:40 am
it was more fun to neglect the fuck out of you guys and post my own blog, than to hang out.
maybe maximus is due for a reincarnation
July 15, 2009 at 7:40 am
Sooo… Many…. Posts….
Seriosly… cant you do this over a few days? Or MSN?
Like, you have no life. I’m sorry. I bet half of you play WoW.
July 15, 2009 at 8:06 am
Don’t break the rules! Maximus is as dead as a thing that is dead and will remain so. As for the flurry of posts, I agree, what do you all sit here refreshing the site every few seconds?
July 15, 2009 at 12:05 pm
yes he is dead. i wont play any more fallout 3, i’m sick of it
theres a difference between reincarnation and ressurection
also. reply button hooo!
July 15, 2009 at 8:44 am
This is why SRG and Joey are not in the crew. And probably never will be.
I agree with michael. That shit is the cancer that’s killing LiO.
July 15, 2009 at 9:13 am
NOOO! Don’t say crap like that, it makes me feel like I’m on /b/. And besides, LiO is dead anyway. We’re just beating it with a stick.
July 15, 2009 at 9:18 am
LiO isn’t dead! It’s a vivid and thriving community!
July 15, 2009 at 9:24 am
A) WoW is something I’d never touch B) I do other stuff. But I recently have nothing better to do than stay on the comp all day. Sad, I know.
July 15, 2009 at 10:21 am
LiO is a dead dodo and we are the termites. Unless termites don’t eat dead dodos. But that would be stupid, what termite would turn it’s feelers up at a dodo? And yes. That is sad
July 15, 2009 at 10:22 am
But dodos are extinct. Are you saying that there will never be another attempt at something like this?
July 15, 2009 at 10:37 am
No. LiO is as dead as an extinct animal that is dead.
July 15, 2009 at 10:39 am
As much as hate it, I have to agree. I just wish that he’d at least say some-where, that he’d given up on it. Here’s an idea. One of you lot with the computer version get the mods that he got, and make a character EXACTLY like Nondrick, and continue the story.
July 15, 2009 at 10:45 am
What? Are you kidding? Do you even know what you’ve suggested? Go sit in a corner and thank Goat that’s all that’ll happen. Until the crew sees that.
July 15, 2009 at 10:45 am
It was a JOKE.
July 15, 2009 at 11:05 am
Didn’t translate well via the interweb buddy. I’m off now, I’ve got better things to do.
July 15, 2009 at 11:06 am
Ok, fair enough. I can think of no worse things to do than to sit here chatting to me.
July 15, 2009 at 11:09 am
I would do that. But, I have it on 360 and would feel stupid buying it for pc as well 😛
July 15, 2009 at 11:11 am
I have it on Xbox too. I tried attempting something like this on the 360 version, and I just can’t stick at it. If I had those mods though? THEN I’d be able to stick at it.
July 15, 2009 at 11:13 am
I have the PC version, but I don’t have a great computer. Truth is it would look like shit. Or lag a lot. I know it wouldnt matter for those reading the blog, but, i HATE lag.
Not to mention, chris walked everywhere. Never ran. Unless from danger. And I could never do that, it’d be hell.
July 15, 2009 at 11:14 am
Let me rephrase that, I have the PC AND xbox 360 versions.
July 15, 2009 at 11:14 am
Precisley. Imagine what he went through. THAT’S why he stopped.
July 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm
That may be why he stopped, it’s almost certainly why he slowed down posting.
He might have stopped though because he reached his huge drop off, he made the potion. He wasn’t sure whether or not to drink it, because on the one hand, drinking it would mean success! But on the other, it was everything he had strived for, and he’d broken some of his rules to get it. Not to mention if he DID use the potion, it would mean going back to pointless alchemy. He probably forgot the whole point of the Non-adventure in the first place, or lost interest in it, i.e to prove that you could survive as an npc in oblivion.
Chances are he lost sight of that, and looked at what was to come as senseless grinding. And what would happen once he reached 100 alchemy? Would he continue to roam the country side and search for ingredients in order to make potions to sell? To what end?
Yeah, I’m not going to try and do a Chris-Imitation.
Not only could I not put up with the lack of running etc. I don’t have Chris’ humour. I don’t think any of us do. He’s just too magical.
July 15, 2009 at 12:06 pm
GOD DAMMIT ASPGREN!!
July 15, 2009 at 12:18 pm
hm. a thought struck me.
The Dodo bird is extinct, right? But is it dead?
I mean there’s not a single dead body left. Some skeletal remains perhaps but there’s no flesh. No corpse. No one who knows what the hell they sounded like.
It’s kinda like it isn’t DEAD it has passed on into nothingness … into oblivion.
I mean we can’t really. Y’know. It’s just gone. When someone’s dead there’s still a body, is there perhaps a more clever way of describing what I mean? life>death>oblivion kinda but I don’t have the words.
ALSO Joey? That kind of thinking “we’re not magical enough, all hail the emperor” is precisely what will make me a god one day. I doubt that Chris didn’t see a point in the whole alchemy thing though, see what he has done is to travel from town to town and try to be a gentle alchemy dude.
It’s not about the ingredients or portions it’s about him encountering every single easter egg or silly thingamajigg in the game and staring at it like a fish – before rapidly disappearing out of sight.
Chris has played this game like a soccer mom plays peggle, you and I both know that the incident with the pirates was not an accident. At best we can pretend he 100% roleplayed it but I’d like to think he’s following some kind of script. or he’s really good at roleplaying.
I’ve forgotten basically everything about morrowind so that’s why it’d be fun to give Maximus a reincarnation. All I remember really is:
>Jub.
>Vivec is so fucking big. So fucking, fucking big and I hate it I hate it I hate it.
>You die very easily so the blog will probably consist of:
1. Jokes about Jub.
2. Here I am! The island of morrowind!
3. CLIFFRACER! AAAGH A- *gurgle*
the end
TL;DR:
Dodo bird = extinct. Extinction > Death?
Joey can begin worshipping me now.
Nondrick has some gas left.
Morrowind sucks kinda but I like it anyway.
July 15, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Uh, that was dupersude, not me, who said that we’re not magical enough.
July 15, 2009 at 12:57 pm
noted.
you can still worship me if you want, though.
no there wont be cookies
July 15, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Hmmm. No cookies. That’s a toughy. What about cocoa and awesome hot sauce?
July 15, 2009 at 1:00 pm
no i’m a cheap bastard and you will worship me like i am.
uncompromising and cruel. bow before my iron fist and take it like a shy schoolgirl! my worshippers get NOTHING
July 15, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Hmmm. I’ll have to stick with alternating between Goat and Sheogorath. Thanks for the offer though.
July 15, 2009 at 2:40 pm
What i meant was the way he makes jokes is magical. Not literally “magical”, i dont believe in mana and all that bullshit. He’s just funny.
You have funny original people on the internet, and then you have those that copy said funny original people and attempt to make similar blogs in the hope of forming their own lulz in their own name….
totally not looking at anyone here.
😛
July 15, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Do i -really- have to explain that I of course didn’t mean magical that way?
You’re officially a retard.
Also my idea was totally original 😦 it wasnt about a gimmick in a game it was simply put, me blogging about my first time trying out a game.
It’s actually something that bugs me. People who record let’s plays and such often know the stages and stuff beforehand. I wish I had recorded one when I played condemned: criminal origins.
I shat so many bricks that no doubt it would have been hilarious to listen to me narrating and going AGAGH! when shit goes down.
July 15, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Also joey, you aren’t getting a choice.
Get on your knees.
Now.
July 15, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I haven’t appointed you priest. I have no priests. I have no need of anyone carrying my voice.
You blasphemer!
July 15, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Dupersude……that sounded…..wrong.
July 15, 2009 at 5:53 pm
It’s just you Joey, who thinks of BJ’s when he’s actually talking about prayers. Also, I hope dupersude meant that you have to worship The Holy Goat Of Holy Divinity. Who would worship Aspgren anyway?
July 15, 2009 at 6:19 pm
You’ll see .. I’ll start my own cult and I’ll show you all!
July 15, 2009 at 6:20 pm
That’s dangerous thinkin’ there, boyo.
July 15, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Cult leaders aren’t usually in any real danger. The cultists are.
July 15, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Exactly. I said, an I quote, “I’ll have to stick with alternating between Goat and Sheogorath. Thanks for the offer though.” You see? I’m the good guy here. And it DID sound wrong though.
July 16, 2009 at 12:43 am
I am afraid I must agree with it sounding wrong, and what’s with all this shit about me and joey eh?
July 16, 2009 at 3:13 am
It was supposed to sound wrong.
It’s only gay if you give the blowjob.
Joey is now my bitch.
July 16, 2009 at 3:42 am
Hahaha Suck it, Joey!
Now choose what way to take this and post your comment.
July 16, 2009 at 6:19 am
No prizes for guessing how he’s going to take it.
September 17, 2009 at 12:08 am
with
July 16, 2009 at 9:25 am
Hmmm…. I guess I’m gonna have to say “no”.
July 16, 2009 at 11:19 am
Huh, I thought he’d make a joke about anal sex.
July 16, 2009 at 11:50 am
Do not want
July 16, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I once made out with a dude.
It was fun. I was surprised that he had such a strong tongue, way better than making out with girls.
I would never have sex with him though. My experimentation stopped there, it’s my limit.
I’m saying this because I got some homophobic vibes from you guys and therefore the story will bother you. So I shared. hah.
July 16, 2009 at 2:33 pm
errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
July 16, 2009 at 2:34 pm
WIN.
July 16, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Meh. Your life, your gayness.
July 16, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Did you really make out with a guy, or was that fabricated to creep those guys out ?
July 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm
I never lie.
July 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm
LIAR!
July 16, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Anyone wanna get in on this? Michael I’m looking at you.
July 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm
At least you’re not looking at me.
July 16, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Who in their right mind would?
July 16, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Bow-chicka-wow-wow.
July 16, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Burned.
I know a guy that made out with a guy once, except, he thought the guy was a woman.
Seriously, they woke up next to each other after a drunken party-night, my friend lay there feeling the other guys boobs. Yeah, the other guy was fat enough to have boobs which could compare to a D-Cup. And then he reaches over and starts making up, THEN decides to open his eyes… Lol.
July 16, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Eh-pic.
July 16, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Lies.
July 16, 2009 at 1:37 pm
It was him.
July 16, 2009 at 1:42 pm
No lies, all true. He couldn’t believe what he did himself. I lol’d
July 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Riiiiiiiight.
July 16, 2009 at 1:43 pm
SHENANIGANS!
July 16, 2009 at 1:44 pm
By the way, there was noooooooooooo sarcasm there.
July 16, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I have an ominous feeling that some crew members’ email inboxes are going to be very full in the morning…
In other news, I’m off to bed. Night.
July 16, 2009 at 1:45 pm
*releases the bear from Condemned 2* Mwuhahahahahaha!
July 16, 2009 at 1:46 pm
… joey that had nothing to do with anything.
Gosh I actually didn’t hate your guts for a second. Fuck you. I hate you. I’m also off.
July 16, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Ok. Seeya.
July 16, 2009 at 3:18 pm
My god. I honestly almost threw up.
July 16, 2009 at 4:09 pm
LORO!
July 16, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Yes…..”LORO” indeed.
September 17, 2009 at 12:00 am
to
July 16, 2009 at 4:28 pm
You guys…SUCK! And im out all the great people are leaving so am I Thanks for spreading the Cancer Joey and rest we hate you…
All Hail the king! (me)
July 16, 2009 at 4:29 pm
……Th(arr)ong… LAWL. I’m not a cancer. I’m a bored Nondrick enthusiast.
July 16, 2009 at 4:36 pm
tharrong you can’t leave, sorry joey but your now outcasted away………… and you don’t even know what loro means… lol
July 16, 2009 at 4:46 pm
So. I can comment ALL I want. You can’t block me. You forgot. You don’t own the site.
July 16, 2009 at 4:49 pm
But why cant i? G… So many people has left Green lanter (while i understand he had to go make a movie!http://www.joystiq.com/2009/07/13/double-helix-creating-green-lantern-game-with-sheer-will/ ) and all the rest look who has bin posting for the last few weeks and youll notice only joey you dupersude and thats bout it! no midgets (not even 1 of them) or any show of the others! I am retreating to the forums in hope its still alive!
July 16, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I’m on the forum too. If you want to make an enemy of me then do so. But you’ll become extinct that way. Unless you practice inbreeding.
July 16, 2009 at 9:54 pm
that there is a seriously queer comment
July 16, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Ha-ha. Say what you will.
July 16, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Green lantern’s left? how dare he, yes i think that’s a good idea retreat to the forums, and get new players in this, funny people who arn’ annoying princks in the anal.
July 16, 2009 at 4:52 pm
In the forums you have no power Joey, you’ll get banned for being annoying.
I’m retreating there too, posting in this comment box is like beating a dead horse. Fun at first but later… meh.
It’d be cool if we could keep a serious conversation but spam such as “win!” and whatnot just … *sigh* screw you. Bye.
July 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I don’t want you guys to hate me. But if you want to hate me then what can I do?
July 16, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Also LORO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
what does that even mean
July 18, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Parrot, I would believe.
OHJESUSFUCKIUSEDTHEREPLYBUTTON. Meh.
July 18, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Parrot? Nu-nu-nu-nu-nu-nu.
July 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Ease up on the spam, try to be relevant and funny. This isn’t a chatroom, it’s a comment box.
See you in the forums maybe. Bye. For real.
July 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Yes. Indeed.
July 16, 2009 at 4:56 pm
For realz.
July 16, 2009 at 5:00 pm
yes ease up on the spam…. hmmm… anyhu loro means…
July 16, 2009 at 5:01 pm
So… does this mean we can get along?
July 16, 2009 at 5:02 pm
no, it doesn’t we don’t represent the rest of the hiatus crew, they have various opinions and views and they may disagree or agree with what we say.
July 16, 2009 at 5:02 pm
loro
July 16, 2009 at 5:03 pm
No, I mean can WE get along? Me and you?
July 16, 2009 at 5:06 pm
i don’t know, i’m a sheep i follow what the popular people do.
July 16, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Hmm. Don’t sheep get eaten a lot?
July 16, 2009 at 5:08 pm
sheep are friends with goats… we don’t get eaten, the goat told US to get eaten.
July 16, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Oh. Now it all makes sense. Goat is a cruel and merciless God.
July 16, 2009 at 5:11 pm
dont dare offend goat. he’s a friend
July 16, 2009 at 5:12 pm
What? That wasn’t an insult. I like the way he runs his establishment.
July 16, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Well guys, I have to admit this page is starting to melt my brains. I’ve been trying to get through this for the past few hours, and I’m not even a third of the way in! I’m still in May! I’m currently in conference with my team of sherpas the best way to continue the climb.
Seriously, what was up with Jaded Empath? Seemed to me like Cobra Commander, RANDOMLY capitalisng WORDS like something OUT of a Star Wars TEXT crawl.
I’ll post some more when we recieve more oxygen containers from a resupply helicopter, and have made camp before nightfall at least another hundred feet up the posts.
July 16, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Ok. Pray to Goat.
July 16, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Methinks we may have another ally.
July 16, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Mayhap, mayhap.
July 16, 2009 at 9:36 pm
fufufufu.
July 16, 2009 at 9:38 pm
That’s how we roll.
July 16, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Woah, why is my avatar not shaped like a psychedelic rug?
July 16, 2009 at 9:40 pm
Because The holy force of goat has deemed you to be it’s proxy in the coming war.
July 16, 2009 at 9:42 pm
@some random guy: Aye, my disposal is at your services. Strike that, reverse it.
July 16, 2009 at 9:45 pm
Who, pray tell, is the enemy in the coming war? The evil forces of Jaded and NancyMarie seem defeated…
July 16, 2009 at 9:49 pm
G seems to have become almost placid.
July 16, 2009 at 9:50 pm
The hiatus crew mistakenly thinks us to be a cancer, and have pledged war. They must be defeated. Plus G stole joey’s girlfriend.
July 16, 2009 at 9:53 pm
He stole her memories. Like she’d choose him over me. Meh. Also, I think they only hate me. You can free yourself now, if you wish.
July 16, 2009 at 9:55 pm
No. NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND!
July 16, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Unless they’re dead.
July 16, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Wait… zom-bay!
July 16, 2009 at 9:57 pm
…
July 16, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Meh.
July 16, 2009 at 10:00 pm
yup.
July 16, 2009 at 10:01 pm
So…Plinar.
July 16, 2009 at 10:13 pm
wooowwww, its so weird coming back here after months away, the hiatus crew that i quarreled with so long ago have crumbled and disappeared. joey seems to have replaced vadermath as king of the comments section and everything is knew 😦 this must be how it feels to be old
July 16, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Woah woah woah, “quarrelled with”? Is this the Second Coming? The Return of It-About-Which-We-Don’t-Like-Talking-‘Bout?
July 16, 2009 at 10:35 pm
i was never jaded empire 🙂 i was before his time, i admire his work, though his arguments always seemed a little long winded whilst i preferred multiple names and confusing thee hiatus crew. plus i never really wanted rid of them, i enjoyed arguing and confusing them 🙂
July 16, 2009 at 10:39 pm
There you are, you confusing sonofabitch. You’ve still got it.
July 16, 2009 at 10:16 pm
NO. Me king? I know lots who’d disagree. The Hiatus crew have there own site. It’s in Putzys name.
July 16, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I’m lost.
July 16, 2009 at 10:17 pm
plus @aspergen, if you still read this, sorry to see the adventures of maximus come to an end, i was one of your longest commenting readers and miss him and his bald patch.
July 16, 2009 at 10:18 pm
He JUST stopped reading. Kinda.
July 16, 2009 at 10:20 pm
hahaha, yeh i went under a few names and we had some fun times pissing each other off over a couple of comment sections 🙂 no this isnt a second coming i was just shocked at how the social hierarchy had changed.
@ joey- your name was just the one that seemed to come up the most 🙂
July 16, 2009 at 10:21 pm
I have a lot of time on my hands recently. High-five. The Hiatus Crew believe me to be a cancer.
July 16, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Do I have an ally in you?
July 16, 2009 at 10:23 pm
ahh, yes i was once considered to be a blite on “their” comment section once too
July 16, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Soo, we have a deal, Mr. Boy?
July 16, 2009 at 10:30 pm
i dont intend to start arguig with them agin im afraid, i just remembered this blog after a few months without checking it. kinda hoped there would be an update 🙂 haha, though if you wanna see my handy work i went under the names lemon boy killa chinchilla, gumpzilla, the lab coat, cmot dibbler, combat wombat, nancy marie random hippo, franky, el mano, and pretty much anyone who was pissing the hiatus creww off in the previous posts. it was pretty much all me using different names
July 16, 2009 at 10:31 pm
my days are over sir, its like zorro, i pass the mask onto you, though you seem to be doing a pretty good job already 🙂
July 16, 2009 at 10:33 pm
You’re CMOT and Wombat, and nancy marie? WAIT. Nancy marie was Jadeds “wife”.
July 16, 2009 at 10:39 pm
lol, well i was the original nancy, i only used the name once coz i didnt like the picture i used with iti havent read alot of this comment section so i dunno much of whats been said 🙂
July 16, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Hmm. Your comments not turning up. But still, he said you were his wife.
July 16, 2009 at 10:40 pm
i assure you he was lieing, it is very easy to lie on a comment section like this
July 16, 2009 at 10:42 pm
I can’t find your other comment…. damn, you’re good.
July 16, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Damn you! You shall pay for this!
July 16, 2009 at 10:57 pm
ha, cya mate and have fun 🙂
July 16, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I shall avenge you.
July 17, 2009 at 7:05 am
Wait, lemon, you think that:
a) The Hiatus Crew is dead
b) Joey rules the comments section
How the hell did you arrive at that hypothesis? Firstly, the Hiatus Crew is still going strong. Secondly, Joey posts every five minutes or so, because he apparently sits there, refreshing the screen every few second. Posting the most does not mean you rule the comments. You need a well organized group with their own whack job religion to do that. If you still don’t get it, you need US.
Also, you had multiple profiles, trying to confuse us? That’d have been a good idea if half your profiles weren’t agreeing with the other half. That just makes it sad because all you could find to agree with you was you.
July 18, 2009 at 5:13 pm
dude, i dont even remember you but wtf! you werent even there and i was just having fun. Its not like im doing it anymore
July 17, 2009 at 7:34 am
Also, this coffee is delicious. Make of that what you will.
July 17, 2009 at 10:06 am
Coffe? I’d like a cup of tea. Maybe cocao.
July 17, 2009 at 10:38 am
Nah. Coffee all the way. Also, to clear this all up, I don’t hate you at all.
July 17, 2009 at 10:40 am
Ok, your taste buds. Also, clearing it up? Ok, I know I’m not “king of the comments section”, and I don’t really want to be. I just want peace in Lio, by any means necessary.
July 17, 2009 at 10:42 am
I’m going to get a cup of tea….
On another note: I don’t usually sit at the computer all day, but recently I have nothing, y’hear me NOTHING better to do. No things. To do. Better than this. I don’t refresh the page, either. I get E-mails.
July 17, 2009 at 10:49 am
Damnit. No milk.
July 17, 2009 at 10:57 am
Dontcha hate that?
July 17, 2009 at 10:58 am
Oh, but of course.
July 17, 2009 at 11:08 am
hey some guy calling himself jaded is apologizing to us on thc. dont know if its fo reelz, though.
July 17, 2009 at 11:10 am
http://www.improbableisland.com/ I think it’s Lemon, messin’ with’ya. Check out the site. It rawkz.
July 17, 2009 at 12:58 pm
It’s not Jaded, it’s Lemon, who explicitly stated he was not Jaded.
July 18, 2009 at 5:16 pm
fuck off im not doing anything, i left a few apologies to some of the old hiatus crew that i used to taunt but i left them under the name “lemon boy” i already said im not this jaded bloke.
July 18, 2009 at 5:18 pm
We beleive you.
July 17, 2009 at 1:00 pm
See?
July 17, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Anyone want to go for 2000 comments? I think it’s possible.
July 17, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Only if we reach it legitimatly, without double posting.
July 17, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Okay.
July 17, 2009 at 10:12 pm
okay..
July 17, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Of course it’s possible.
July 17, 2009 at 11:30 pm
ok Hiatus Crew!
This is the ultimate Hiatus-Storygame!
everybody wries a small part of the same story. let me Begin.
A long Time ago, when there were only 3 different midgets on the whole world, some random guy said…
July 18, 2009 at 12:15 am
We only have 4 computers! Someone must die, let’s draw straws!
July 18, 2009 at 5:54 am
One day, one single fucking day, twenty four hours, and i have not twenty, not thirty, but ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY EIGHT NEW EMAILS FROM THIS SITE.
HOW MANY do you think were from joey?
THIS IS WHY YOURE A CANCER.
THIS IS WHY YOURE KILLING THC’S COMMUNITY ON LIO.
Because people get fucking SICK of 140 NEW FUCKING EMAILS EVERY DAY and they take their name off the mailing list, thereby not replying, ever again.
I too now follow in the footsteps of Aspgren and Michael, and I hereby remove my name from the mailing list and retreat to the forums.
Good day to any remaining crew members, and to the rest, *flips bird*.
July 18, 2009 at 8:48 am
Huh. Y’know, you could just not set it to receive emails. I do. It’s not hard.
July 18, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Well recently I replied to a post. Why? Because I don’t give a loving fuck anymore. You know why? Because of a certain Joey spamming this page up with worthless comments containing only one or two words, and both of them just sucks. Like who would care about you not having any milk? Milk in tea/coffee or anything for that matter sucks anyway. So, that’s it. I’m leaving. Come on Goat, let’s go.
TL;DR I will never come back(however I will come back for Nondrick Updates, but not for Joey’s cancer spam), but I might log on to THC a bit now and then. Also, if anyone of you get in touch with Lantern, please tell him to leave a message at my profile. Thanks, and bye.
July 18, 2009 at 12:47 pm
JESUSCHRISTREPLYBUTTON
July 18, 2009 at 12:47 pm
OMFG!
July 18, 2009 at 12:46 pm
However… if I get in touch with Lantern, and get what I want from him I might come back. Or just to flame Joey. But other than that, you’ll probably not see me here anymore.
July 18, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Alright, if you’re that upset, I wont post as much. I’ll only post twice a day, at the most.
July 18, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Holy fuck Joey. You’ve alienated the Hiatus Crew. I didn’t think anyone could do that. It’s just you and me here, and it falls to us to keep this website alive.
HA! Kidding. Fuck this site. I don’t know why I stay here, I really don’t. Chris isn’t going to update within any reasonable time period and I have to admit that I don’t care anymore. I’ll just take my shit and go, thank you. And I leave you with these pearls of wisdom.
Chris should, by now, have either confirmed that he was going to continue or that he was shutting down the site. He has not, but is still very much active. This is what we, ‘the people of the internet’, call a dick move. Joey, if you don’t want to just sit here talking to yourself and guy or whatever the fuck his name is, tell Chris. Get an answer from him. I can’t be fucked. Screw him. I’m not throwing him a bone, but I wouldn’t be against you doing it. Okay… condom, small glowstick, Prussian cat/dog hybrid… That’s my stuff. Later.
July 18, 2009 at 3:38 pm
…Holy… Shit… We just killed the hiatus crew… I liked them…. DAAAAAAMMMMMMIIIIIIT!
July 18, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Did I just do that? Fuck…….
July 18, 2009 at 9:49 pm
No one’s posting… irrelevant spam won. It’s all my fault… Goodbye.
July 19, 2009 at 1:08 am
Chris come on at least give us one update telling us what you plan on doing…
July 19, 2009 at 9:40 am
No. No-one else is leaving! You get back here now! Irrelevant spam will never win! We shall stand, and maybe we will fall. They may have won the battle, but WE will win the war!
On another note: Altair, he’s not going to. Sooner you accept that the better. We all have. Join us, have a chat. I will not be the killer of LiO.
July 20, 2009 at 4:50 am
One last post before this entire site fades into the mists of time…
a) Jaded is a fucktard. This has been established.
b) Having said I don’t hate you, Joey, I feel the need to reiterate. Having gone through and read some of your comments, I can honestly say I don’t like you and you are a dick and an attention seeker at that. I don’t hate you though. That’s an enormous word that must be reserved for important things.
c) It actually wasn’t you that drove me from this site. I just can’t be bother sticking around any longer. But yeah, you and some random guy did get rid of the rest of the crew. Not that anyone will care. But I’m fine with that, I think.
d) I, uh, I forgot my toothbrush.
e) I feel less and less respect for Chris. If there is not, within a year, an update either finishing this blog or explaining why he left it for so long and continuing, then fuck him. I’ll read his stuff, because he is an extremely good writer, and funny, but I’ll have no respect for the man. And now, I bid you good day, forever (until the next update)
Ah. My wambulance has arrived.
Farewell!
July 20, 2009 at 9:30 am
China called. They want their wall back.
July 20, 2009 at 9:30 am
Well… i’m gonna just give up on following the comments. I’m sad that Jackrabbit is leaving but i have very little idea as to why.
I am now instead going to simply post random facts at random intervals (so whenever i remember to or can be bothered).
For example, did you know that, in non Irrelevant spam comments, the name of our hero, Nondrick, appears less then 100 times. There are 2000 posts and we have all but forgotten our beloved Nonny.
July 20, 2009 at 1:26 pm
I miss reading the good ol’ non-adventures 😥
July 20, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I am ashamed. This isn’t what I wanted.
July 20, 2009 at 3:26 pm
*spends several days reading the entire comments section*
Urge to kill rising…
But, seriously, is that it? I finally get to the end of this beast only to find it dead? It’s like watching the heat-death of the universe…
…which I have. Believe me, it ain’t too special.
July 20, 2009 at 3:40 pm
So wait, is it really dead?
July 20, 2009 at 4:06 pm
That’s how it’s looking, Mr Turnip sir.
July 20, 2009 at 7:17 pm
No…. it… it can’t be…. Not whilst we still live, it’s not.
July 20, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Well if those hypocrits won’t man up, we should. The new hiatus crew, begins now.
July 20, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Hmm. They have a site. They’ll probably copyright us.
July 20, 2009 at 7:58 pm
fuck!
July 20, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Who needs them. We don’t need a crew. We can just be ourselves.
July 20, 2009 at 8:00 pm
True. but every group needs a snazzy name. Any ideas?
July 20, 2009 at 8:02 pm
I don’t know. Who exactly is our “crew”.?
July 20, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Well, us, I think plinar, maybe turnip and that other guy?
July 20, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Hmm.
July 20, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Yeah, I’m not sure. Could we have some confirmation from everyone?
July 20, 2009 at 8:25 pm
By “that other guy” do you mean Lemon? Plinar’s said he’s with us. I’d like Lemon to be with us, but I doubt it. And as forTurnip? Well, I hearby invite you to our little group. Are you willing to accept?
July 20, 2009 at 8:33 pm
I’d like to have lemon too (not like that,goat.) but I meant joseph.
July 20, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Ah. I like this boy. We share a name.
July 20, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Thing is, I’ve only seen him post once.
July 20, 2009 at 9:38 pm
True…..
July 21, 2009 at 8:40 am
What about me?
Am I not special enough to be in both groups?
July 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Unless that’s a joke then, you’re welcome to have a trial period. you join, if we don’t like you, your out. But you seem good.
July 21, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Fucking traitor.
July 21, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Michael. I thought you were gone. I don’t really care right now. I really don’t give a shit.
July 21, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Well I can’t really let this go un-noticed can I?
July 21, 2009 at 7:53 pm
No. But like I said, I really don’t give a shit anymore. Say what you want.
July 21, 2009 at 3:16 pm
You’re cool. Never dissed us or anything, I invite you to our little group.
July 21, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Going with the flow is different then going against the flow, the flow’s direction can be decided by a few people and the masses will follow.
July 21, 2009 at 8:05 pm
That’s true. What’s your point?
July 21, 2009 at 9:28 pm
So, do I get a place or a trial period?
July 21, 2009 at 9:46 pm
You, as you’re not a previous member of the Hiatus crew (no offense, it’s just that us and them don’t seem to be on the best of terms) and you pledged allegiance to us then you’re one of us.
July 22, 2009 at 3:19 am
What the bloody hell is going on here? I’m gone for a few days and all this shit pops up? I need a sit-rep, people.
July 22, 2009 at 3:26 am
Alright, I read back a few comments, and as far as I know, Joey has got 2 or 3 other people and declared themselves a sovereign group. What I don’t get is why.
What has made you do this? The Hiatus Crew is the group around here, creating another will just cause friction and unnecessary conflict. If you people just want to complain and argue, don’t kill these comments with it.
July 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
I’m not attacking. I came here in peace, and was declared a cancer by your group.
July 22, 2009 at 3:30 am
Or, if you are going to insist, make your own site and go diss us there. Don’t attack LiOs comments.
July 22, 2009 at 3:54 am
Um, you said joey formed the group, that was me. And the hiatus crew were the ones attacking us.
July 22, 2009 at 6:29 am
WOO. WW3! I call being Switzerland, that way, i can just sit by and watch all you lesser groups fail.
July 22, 2009 at 6:30 am
[name fix’d]
July 22, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Awesome.
July 22, 2009 at 8:30 am
Aw man, Putzy, you made a hypocrite out of me! I thought we’d all left! Well, I’ve resolved to be less serious, the drama’s getting to me. If you want to insult me, drag me into an uninteresting debate or discuss tea with me, all you’ll get is one word and a smiley. I’m here for fun and I’ll be damned if I’m gonna let you take away from me. I’m falling back on my origional plan, to ignore those I don’t like. And KingFrozen, if you want to do another “china wants their wall back”, don’t bother. It’s not that much writing, read it, you lazy shit.
Waffles :).
SEE?
July 22, 2009 at 10:52 am
W-Waffles? Pants…medication..take…off…relapse
July 22, 2009 at 12:57 pm
This is the way the world ends. With waffles®.
July 22, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I like pancakes. But cold waffle sandwiches are good.
July 22, 2009 at 3:39 pm
In the beginning, there were waffles, tea, and the Holy Goat. Amen.
July 22, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I hope we get to Skingrad soon!
July 22, 2009 at 8:17 pm
We’re getting no-where soon.
July 22, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Tea you say? Always hated coffee and tea. *Gak!* forgivemegoatI’msorry GaSp! Thank you.
July 22, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Tea = Awesome squared.
July 22, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Do a barrel roll!
July 22, 2009 at 9:36 pm
How do I do a barrel roll? Oooooooooooooooh.
July 22, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Double-tap the z or r buttons.
July 22, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Exactly.
July 23, 2009 at 5:43 am
But you must do over 9000! of them.
July 23, 2009 at 5:47 am
COMMENT PYRAMID!
July 23, 2009 at 6:08 am
It’s beginning to seem like next April isn’t so far-fetched…
July 23, 2009 at 6:57 am
April 2012! Hahaha. Hello, Hareichisan. Welcome to the comments section. Things are hilarious here.
July 23, 2009 at 9:45 am
If, Person A likes person B, and Person B likes Person C and Person D likes person A, who does Person E like?
July 23, 2009 at 10:33 am
Me, if she’s hot and I’m lucky.
July 23, 2009 at 11:50 am
E likes D.
July 23, 2009 at 3:28 pm
E likes B obviously.
July 23, 2009 at 11:44 pm
I now will hold a memorial service for this site,
*TAPS*
We are gathered here today to-
Ah screw it I’m to lazy to type it all.
July 24, 2009 at 7:12 am
Guess what! We’re back! No need!
Constabulary! :O
July 24, 2009 at 3:35 am
E likes B
July 24, 2009 at 8:16 am
E likes someone not mentioned. its a trick question!…maybe…
July 24, 2009 at 1:25 pm
E likes F, F likes G…
…M likes N, N likes O…
…X likes Y, Y likes Z.
Z likes A, A likes B, B likes-
OHMIGODPARADOXISEXPLODINGTHEUNIVERSE
July 24, 2009 at 1:38 pm
It’s not a paradox. It’s an endless loop.
July 24, 2009 at 8:52 pm
It’s not a loop. It’s an endless paradox.
July 24, 2009 at 8:53 pm
It’s not a paradox. It’s an endless loop.
July 24, 2009 at 8:55 pm
And so on.
July 25, 2009 at 6:44 am
http://xn--itsnotaparadox-1b3h.xn--itsanendlessloop-9i6i./ That’s one AWESOME site Plinar.
July 24, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Pime Taradox!
July 24, 2009 at 9:59 pm
? Well okay multiply that by 1,carry the 1, divide by 38… AGH! MY. HEAD. WILL. EXPLO- Boom! And now for something completely different. Anyone watch I survived a Japanese game show?
July 25, 2009 at 12:36 am
no…
should i?
July 25, 2009 at 6:25 am
No. U. On a side note, welcome to the foundation of ®awr incoperations limited.
July 25, 2009 at 6:41 am
®AW®.
July 25, 2009 at 4:03 pm
$©Λ®
July 25, 2009 at 4:40 pm
What the effin hell is going on here? Would someone care to explain who these guys are?
July 25, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Who what guys are?
July 25, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Also, what’s this “New Hiatus Crew” crap? There’s only one. And that’s how it stays. If you gentlemen wish to rebel, than this must be settled in some kind of contest.
July 25, 2009 at 4:52 pm
There is no “New Hiatus Crew”. The Hiatus Crew misdiagnosed me, along with others, as some kind of cancer, and attacked. Anything I did was in self defense. They then appeared to leave, leaving only a few of the original group members behind.
July 25, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Well, you, Plinar, and some random guy.
July 25, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I am not as new as the others. As for SRG, I don’t know how long he’s been here. Plinar’s relatively new, and he wished to aid me, in my defense from your Crews attacks. I actually came, wanting to JOIN the Crew.
July 26, 2009 at 1:55 am
I NO LONGER HATE YOU! I AM A FUCKING HYPOCRITE! YAY FOR ME!
July 25, 2009 at 4:55 pm
Really? You seem relatively okay, why weren’t you admitted?
July 25, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Well, I was given invites, then, for some reason, they were taken back, and your Crew said things which cannot be taken back. I believe it’s ’cause I comment so much. I recently have little else to do than surf the net, play on my 360, and watch tv. Sad, I know. But, because of the e-mails they were receiving for new messages, instead of unsubscribing, they just declared me some kind of spam cancer.
July 27, 2009 at 6:31 pm
360!? RAR! PS3 FTW!!!!Q!111!!
July 25, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I’m sure a peaceful resolution to this can be found. I’ll have a word with Lantern and Michael about this…btw, which members of the crew did you talk to?
July 25, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Well, Lantern and Aspgren are gone, and Michael declared himself gone, yet still posts. Originally there was: Aspgren (who had the main problem with my replying to old comments, which I have since stopped), G (who invited me, but later took it back, and became strongly opposed to me), King Frozen (who sat back, awaiting your arrival “Sure, but ask Vadermath, he is our… um……headmaster of our academy? What fucking academy is this?”), Putzy (who didn’t invite me, and later left.), Jackrabbit (who seemed to be an advocate, but not outspoken against the Crew), Dupersude (whom I saw only fleetingly.) and Michael (who apparently hates me).
Long story short; without you, this place went to hell.
July 25, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Also there has been:
SRG, literally, some random guy, who showed up, and teamed up with me. Came up with the idea for a “New Hiatus Crew” after the old members left.
Plinar, only just showed up, was met by me and SRG and instantly joined our cause. A good kid.
Lemon boy, one of your old adversaries, he came in many forms, but only meant to mock you. He came here to apologize and make peace. Definately not an enemy to you, or me. Just trying to make his peace here.
July 25, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Yay! I’m “good”! And… a… kid. Well, one out of two ain’t bad!
July 25, 2009 at 5:37 pm
This is definitely interesting. I’ll look into this as soon as I Michael or Lantern are available. Jackrabbit and Dupersude are crewmembers, and pretty cool ones, IMO.
Anyway, while I was gone, has someone named Max or Washcloth been here?
July 25, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Sorry buddy, Max and Washcloth are still listed as M.I.A.
July 25, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Well fuck. At least we know Max is alive, judging by his blog. Damn, I miss them. Also Joeman. Of the original, small crew, only I and Lantern are left. Still, you may become a member yet…
July 25, 2009 at 5:43 pm
His blog? Why not contact him there?
July 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm
I did. He didn’t respond, but I think he isn’t reading the comments section. I’ll send him an email, if there’s one on the blog. I’m going out now, and I’ll talk to you in a few hours, if you’re here then.
July 25, 2009 at 5:46 pm
I may or may not be. I’ve got me a map to Forge.
July 26, 2009 at 12:27 am
Halo? Here? Its like my two favourite loves are coming together… (L)
July 26, 2009 at 1:52 am
I miss them too. On the bright side, 65 more comments to go!
July 26, 2009 at 1:56 am
Oh, and I no longer hold any disdain for anyone in this place save jaded. We must all come together as one big family. Like if they Brady Bunch had flamethrowers. I would have watched *that*.
July 26, 2009 at 8:46 am
Well now I dont know who to hate.
You guys make it so confusing.
July 26, 2009 at 9:06 am
Hate no one. We are all at peace. I just hope Michael can understand that, as he seems to hate me the most.
July 26, 2009 at 10:58 am
I’m still not even not sure what even happened here, or who hates whom. Still, I Michael really chose the fucking time not to be on MSN.
July 26, 2009 at 11:07 am
Brotherly love! *hug*
July 26, 2009 at 1:36 pm
So, what the current trend? confused on who to hate… ok…
Also Putzy you answered my trick question right…. and no jackrabbit.. no hugs…..
July 26, 2009 at 8:53 pm
*hug*
July 27, 2009 at 2:41 pm
*un – hug*
July 26, 2009 at 2:40 pm
The trend is uniting under Vadermath. Also, Jackrabbit, I agree with G. No hugs.
July 26, 2009 at 8:55 pm
*hug*
I AM AN UNSTOPPABLE POWER!
July 27, 2009 at 9:42 am
And I am afraid.
July 26, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I Propose, that we that Hiatus Crew should erm… do somet, i forgot… hmm….
Or yeah.. where was i..
I Propose that we the hiatus crew, bring everyone from hiatus crew that can be brought back to lio and we discuss this, thingy ma bob with the other side, and sort out this misunderstanding, I also propose we keep a cool head, anyone who uses excessive profanity or just starts to try and argue with the other side will be excluded, so we can either reach a understanding… or Loro
July 26, 2009 at 7:40 pm
I didn’t realise it was that serious. Sure there were cancer references, but it was only Tharrong who actually used it in an offensive way. ‘Sides, he was in the process of announcing his retreat to the forums. Then Aspgren came along with “I’m retreating there too, posting in this comment box is like beating a dead horse”. With all the old guard like Michael, Putzy and G not posting for a while, we kinda assumed we were on our own here. Not to seem tattle-tale-y, I’m just clarifying the position. Well, my position at least.
July 26, 2009 at 7:41 pm
well i wasn’t posting because i found it a hassle to load up lio read joey’s comments and respond….
July 26, 2009 at 7:43 pm
although i should have at least read joey’s comments first am totally confused on what happened and i’m to lazy to go back and check.
July 26, 2009 at 7:43 pm
it’s not serious i just gave the illusion that it was.
July 26, 2009 at 8:49 pm
eh, eh ,eh….
July 26, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Is that a good “eh, eh ,eh…”, a bad “eh, eh ,eh…”, a neutral “eh, eh ,eh…”, or a Little Britain “eh, eh ,eh…”?
July 27, 2009 at 9:44 am
That’s not me. Their pictures different. I will kill the infidel.
July 27, 2009 at 6:02 am
I am so goddamned confused.
July 27, 2009 at 9:41 am
Join the club. We’ve got T-shirts. And mugs. They have “I am so goddamned confused” written on them. It’s a regular jamboree out here.
July 27, 2009 at 7:11 am
so anyone know what the comment total is at?
July 27, 2009 at 9:45 am
1873. Well 1879, now.
July 27, 2009 at 9:46 am
WAIT. What the fuck did I just say? 1874, now. Now it’ll be 1875. Ok.
July 27, 2009 at 11:09 am
Who else wants a hug? I WILL HUG YOU.
July 27, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Hug me and you will face the fire..
July 27, 2009 at 12:58 pm
bah fakes… there everywhere…
July 27, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Muhahaha
July 27, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Rabbits taste good roasted..
July 27, 2009 at 1:01 pm
i’m so awesome
July 27, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Noobs are awesome
July 27, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Who in the hell’re you?
July 27, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Wait, JackRabbit, you mean this thing is coming back…
YAYYY CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!
July 27, 2009 at 1:08 pm
gytred – behind every great noob, is s noob women, who cybers but isn’t really a women.
July 27, 2009 at 1:11 pm
what thing???
July 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Right. Well, this couldn’t possibly get any worse.
Cue something worse.
July 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm
OMG!!! the world is being attacked by ailens….
July 27, 2009 at 5:54 pm
HOMYEFFINGOD. Do you guis have nothing better to do that to comment about two thousand times?! HOOOMG. I hope this persuades him to update!!
July 27, 2009 at 6:42 pm
WTF!? I’m gone for 2 days and these guys show up?! Oh, and peace to hiatus crew.
July 27, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Noobs, Noobs r us, Ghosted and Kay, are the only new people. I think they’re the same person in a guise. Possibly Lemon. Now that Vadermath is back, us and The Hiatus Crew can live together in peace.
July 27, 2009 at 9:47 pm
GRRR WHY CAN’T HE JUST BRING IT BACK AND AT LEAST GIVE SOME CLOSURE TO THIS!?!
July 27, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Because that’s how we roll. We’re on Hiatus. I think he may actually do that whole “next April” thing, just for shits and giggles.
July 27, 2009 at 10:22 pm
hai
July 28, 2009 at 4:15 am
thats a lot of new people. most are the same person i reckon though.
July 28, 2009 at 6:36 am
What are you talking about?
July 28, 2009 at 6:37 am
Seriously, are we all new here or just some of us being unoriginal?
July 28, 2009 at 6:38 am
This is worse than when that Midget person had conversations with himself in an attempt to be funny.
July 28, 2009 at 6:39 am
I agree. Can someone please provide us with a new gag?
July 28, 2009 at 9:53 am
Also, THERE ARE AVATARS YOU RETARDS. We know who is who. I’m JackNazi, I guess. But whatever.
July 28, 2009 at 9:54 am
Oh, oh, oh.
# Think it’s time to admit I just don’t enjoy adventure games any more.
about 6 hours ago
We’ll need a bit more than that Chris.
July 28, 2009 at 10:09 am
I totaly agree.
But he has been hinting it a while now.
You all saw the Kill Switch post he made right? He is ever so subtle. Then the adventure game thing.
Why doesn’t he just say it out right?
July 28, 2009 at 10:15 am
Because he is ascared of what we will do.
July 28, 2009 at 10:38 am
FEAR ME! RAWR!!!! I’m losing respect for him, but he did say
“But it’s coming, and it’ll be here soon. If it’s not here soon, you’ll see it eventually. If, eventually, you don’t see it, it’ll be here someday.”
So, what do we do? We wait until someday comes.
July 28, 2009 at 11:31 am
Still, I’m pretty pissed off about the whole deal. Worst thing is, he can’t even say ‘nobody told you to wait around’ because he DID.
July 28, 2009 at 11:34 am
Yeh. It’s annoying, and I think that’s why he won’t come back. He told us to wait, and now he knows that we’ve waited to long. We need to contact him somehow. Seriously, I love Nondrick, and I at least want to know what the fuck happenes! You hear me Chris? You aren’t just fucking forgetting us! You fucking killed Frohman, and now you just give up?!? Be a fucking man!
July 28, 2009 at 12:02 pm
Eh, I don’t mind Frohman’s death at all. That was an awesome comic.
July 28, 2009 at 9:42 pm
No, but still, i’d rather he lived.
July 30, 2009 at 6:40 am
Who says he’s dead? The purple vorts appeared. It’s open ended. For when he decides to pick up with ep1/ep2/maybe ep3, if he decides to pick up with them at all. It’s not like he had anywhere to go with Concerned after the end of the HL2 story.
July 28, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Hai.
July 28, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Hello Michael. We have much to discuss.
July 28, 2009 at 9:59 pm
Not really. But on contacting him, we found his steam id over at fps. Go into the comments for the motor game thing with tornadoes, etc.
Maybe we all try to add him with our names from this?
July 28, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Wait, what? Can you repeat that?
July 28, 2009 at 10:00 pm
shit…
July 28, 2009 at 10:33 pm
To be honest Joey, I’ve pretty much lost hope on contacting Chris. No one, and I mean no one, has tried harder than me and Michael, and we still had no success.
July 28, 2009 at 10:36 pm
I agree. He had massive potential, but he just became a bit of a dick. Vadermath, can I ask you something? How come Michael hated me? Do you have any idea why? I mean, it seemed like it was more than my excessive posting, something almost personal.
July 29, 2009 at 2:44 am
Holy mother of Jesus….
Nearly 2000 comments? Soon they will be OVER 9000
July 29, 2009 at 5:36 am
Stop being unoriginal with your memes. We invented goat ffs.
July 29, 2009 at 9:13 am
but yeah, you’re right
July 29, 2009 at 11:04 am
So how bout that nondrick?
He sure has a fish face!
Sorry folks, I like doing that everynow and then to ward off Jadeds spirit.
But it isnt dead.
Certainly not crucified in my basement or anything.
July 29, 2009 at 11:06 am
Of course not…. hey, why don’t we talk about good ol’ Nonny? Remember the good times, speculate about what might’ve happened to him next, y’know that kinda stuff.
July 29, 2009 at 11:23 am
He wont take the potion. Simple as that. Or he will, and that will be the end of it. Yay, great story, the hero wins again. I’m writing something now in which the hero cant win. Simple as that.
July 29, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Simplez… Meerkats rule… comparethemeerkat.com
July 29, 2009 at 7:35 pm
Have you guys given up on an Nondrick update yet?
July 29, 2009 at 7:38 pm
I think it’ll be here next April, as promised.
July 29, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Problem is, WHAT will be here next April? Probably another get-out saying something like “Don’t worry, its coming” or some other assorted BS.
July 29, 2009 at 8:16 pm
If he thinks that’ll work on us then he deserves to be spammed, everywhere. We WILL get the message out.
July 29, 2009 at 9:19 pm
there is only one way to captue chris’s attention. and you can find some of them in the hiatus post
July 29, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Take over the world, then make/ force chris to make new posts, if he doesn’t make them good enough/ funny enough he has to watch a child die, but he does get 2 hours “Fresh air time” he has to make at least 2 a week, and if nondrick dies, he has to amke it again.
July 29, 2009 at 9:23 pm
hmm
July 29, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Mf is sooooo hot
July 29, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Dragons rule…
July 29, 2009 at 9:24 pm
Who are these people?
July 29, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Nevermind, they’re helping us reach 2000 comments.
July 30, 2009 at 2:38 am
how can you tell how many – oh I see.
July 30, 2009 at 2:49 am
How about we hack his website?
Or we could all start eating babys again.
July 30, 2009 at 5:35 am
THE BABIES!
I’d like mine with a light salting and some crackling. None of that skinned shit in the microwave
July 30, 2009 at 6:43 am
This place went to hell.
July 30, 2009 at 6:44 am
Which avatar is better…
July 30, 2009 at 7:41 am
58 comments, I guess. I’ve sort of lost impetus.
July 30, 2009 at 8:42 am
First one Dupersude. Also, I’m strictly vegitarian. There’s 1942 comments. We must get to OVER 9000! Ok?
July 30, 2009 at 9:28 am
Chris mentioned a new blog that he’s started and abandondeed, he’s hinting at the death of lio again……
July 30, 2009 at 9:29 am
But LiO isn’t new.
July 30, 2009 at 10:58 am
Vegetarian? wat
July 30, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Careful you guys! You know we cant use multi-syllabic words and compound sentances around Michael! He gets confused!
July 30, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Zing! You misspelled sentences.
July 30, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Are you questioning my intelligence?
July 30, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Me no say bad thing.
July 30, 2009 at 8:54 pm
o hai guise
July 30, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Oh, hello guys.
July 30, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Actually, he greeted his guise.
July 31, 2009 at 11:19 am
I don’t know what you’re talking about. This was an entirely random message.
July 30, 2009 at 9:25 pm
Sorry for not updating much, I had surgury in my armpit and I’m getting a new computer. If my avatar changes it’s me, or the avatar changer guy who likes messing with us.
July 30, 2009 at 9:40 pm
so… are we really dead?
And SRG, ig u die, can i have ur consoles?
July 30, 2009 at 9:41 pm
*if
July 30, 2009 at 9:44 pm
No. They’ll be mine!
July 31, 2009 at 3:07 am
I sense disruption. The dark side, I sense in you. Have a cookie.
July 31, 2009 at 11:22 am
But you get no milk. Milk is white, and thus stays on the light side.
July 31, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Ah, milk. Hail the liquid that comes from THE HOLY GOAT! REPENT, YOU FOOLS!
REPEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNT!!!
July 31, 2009 at 12:01 pm
BASTARD
July 31, 2009 at 1:20 pm
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! THE NAZI JACKRABBIT SHALL FALL UNDER THE MIGHT OF THE HOLY GOAT! AMEN!
July 31, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Strange… I feel.. peace. The end is nigh.
July 31, 2009 at 2:33 pm
i feel at peace, check out the new picture it’s me
August 2, 2009 at 11:45 pm
NAY.
July 31, 2009 at 3:28 pm
When you feel at peace you’re actually walking right into my trap.
July 31, 2009 at 5:49 pm
My hands aren’t shaking. Battle is nigh.
July 31, 2009 at 5:51 pm
The end is upon us, my friends. Something is coming.
July 31, 2009 at 6:23 pm
You guys talking about me?
July 31, 2009 at 6:25 pm
We shall stand. And we shall WIN!
August 1, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Tonight we DINE IN HEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!!!
August 1, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Or we could go to Dominoes.
July 31, 2009 at 8:18 pm
You gotta do the cooking by the book.
July 31, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Yeees. Indeed.
August 1, 2009 at 12:49 am
Otherwise the waffles will come out wrong. AND WE DON’T WANT THAT, DO WE?
Hang on, I wanna try something.
[i]slanted![/i]
[b]Bold…ed![/b]
[u]Underlineded![/u]
This probably won’t work.
August 1, 2009 at 12:50 am
Yep. Sigh.
August 1, 2009 at 2:33 am
Guys
Maybe he wasn’t joking about the next year thing
It could have been a very well thought out plan to get over a thousand comments on one post
Chris could very well be going for a world record
August 1, 2009 at 4:10 am
We are aware of this. You are most certainly not the first to point that out.
August 1, 2009 at 12:03 pm
At the time when Chris has updated it’s more likely if the comments are over 9000.
August 1, 2009 at 12:03 pm
…if there are over 9000 comments.* lol.
August 1, 2009 at 12:05 pm
OVER 9000!Not long ’til we reach 2000 people!
August 2, 2009 at 1:31 am
Damn crazy. Imagine all the time you guys have wasted commenting on this site, and how long it would take Chris to write a small LIO entry.
;(
August 2, 2009 at 9:52 am
^^ This.
August 2, 2009 at 11:00 am
^^ That.
August 2, 2009 at 11:20 am
^^ All that stuff, unless it’s mine.
August 3, 2009 at 12:26 am
^^ Tacos, presumably.
August 3, 2009 at 8:52 am
^^ y have all the past posts started with “^^”?
August 3, 2009 at 9:11 am
BECAUSE OF TACOS, MORTAL.
August 3, 2009 at 11:20 am
^^That.
August 3, 2009 at 11:12 pm
STOP IT
September 17, 2009 at 12:13 am
trollface.jpg
August 4, 2009 at 1:23 am
^^ MAKE US.
wow, 8 comments to go. Exciting.
August 4, 2009 at 3:36 am
^^ I’m contributing!
August 4, 2009 at 3:37 am
Six left!!
August 4, 2009 at 3:37 am
5!
August 4, 2009 at 3:38 am
Four!
The moral issue presents itself, whether to spam comments and snatch the glory for myself, or leave it to somebody else? ^^
August 4, 2009 at 3:39 am
Tres!
Still undecided, but running out of time!
August 4, 2009 at 3:40 am
Dos! Oh my god Its happening!
August 4, 2009 at 3:41 am
ONE!
I shall post no more, leaving the glory to the next person…
August 4, 2009 at 4:50 am
I win
August 4, 2009 at 9:49 am
Whom art thou?
August 4, 2009 at 7:13 am
You fucker. Still, 2001.
August 4, 2009 at 7:24 am
Oh! You’re not Putzy. Or are you? Still, you deserve it. I salute you!
August 4, 2009 at 9:50 am
Wait for it….
August 4, 2009 at 9:56 am
Wait for it………
August 4, 2009 at 12:53 pm
WAIT FOR IT!
August 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Keep waiting!
August 4, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Not long now!
August 4, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Not long to go now!
August 4, 2009 at 4:48 pm
That was 2009, there’s a hint!
August 4, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Okay, what the fuck are you doing? We’re not going to spam until we reach 3000. We shall scale the wall via topical discussions! How ’bout them fish?
August 5, 2009 at 1:50 am
I have no doubt you guys will reach 3000 too.
Before Chris comes along and deletes them all again 😡
We burn his house if he does that again (or doesn’t update till 5000 comments).
August 5, 2009 at 3:31 am
No i wasn’t the commenter 2000. Someone else was. I said veeeeeery clearly that I wuz leevin it two teh nxt ppl
August 5, 2009 at 10:32 am
But you WERE 2012. The world ends between your comment and Jackrabbits,in other words Chris finally posts.
August 5, 2009 at 4:49 am
BRAIN. MELT. STUPID. TYPING. IRONY. LOST. ON. ME.
August 5, 2009 at 7:07 am
I think it would be ironic if it were made out of iron.
l less than three you guys
/hug
August 5, 2009 at 10:32 am
Wee free men.
August 5, 2009 at 11:17 am
Is a good book. Who likes Pratchett then? What? All of you? I’m not surprised.
August 5, 2009 at 11:18 am
Actually, the only book of his that I’ve read is Equal Rites.
August 5, 2009 at 12:53 pm
What do you get if you cross a idiot and a shoe?
August 5, 2009 at 5:23 pm
A Shiddiot?
August 5, 2009 at 7:25 pm
DAMN. I have missed this this place. I discovered the godfather (game) for ps3. Oh, and I just got bio shock. See you next week! JK… maybe.
August 5, 2009 at 7:26 pm
BIOSCOCK ROCK!
August 5, 2009 at 7:27 pm
*BIOSHOCK ROCK! *raves*
August 6, 2009 at 7:17 am
I would pass on the godfather game if I where you, it sucks.
August 5, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Biocock?
August 6, 2009 at 2:39 am
Presumably.
August 6, 2009 at 9:50 am
i’ve just noticed somet, chris’s new fps post is called arrested development and there’s a lio post called an arresteed development….
irregardless
what do you get if you amalgamate all the idiots in the world?
August 10, 2009 at 2:20 am
“Irregardless” is a redundancy. Grammar fail.
October 11, 2009 at 2:46 am
Irregardless is concerned reference.
Grammar Nazi fail.
August 6, 2009 at 11:07 am
All idiots in the world will be amalgamated. Easy peasy.
August 6, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Yes who would get all the idiots amalgamated but it does make something or someone, so keep guessing
August 6, 2009 at 11:09 am
You get us. Also, there’s a show called Arrested Development, too. Probably where the little thief got the name.
August 6, 2009 at 11:37 am
I wud just like to point out that im kool.
August 6, 2009 at 11:38 am
Right. Of course you are. We all agree to that right?
August 6, 2009 at 1:29 pm
*tumbleweed blows past*
August 6, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Putzy, you just got burned. As in, the depths of hell burned.
August 6, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I wasn’t leaving it open for discussion. I was stating a fact. Ask your mum, she knows the truth of it.
August 6, 2009 at 4:55 pm
OHHHH! BURNZORSZ!
August 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I would just like to point out the following events.
– Putzy base cool 55 points.
– Putzy states he’s cool increse coolness by 5 points.
– Vadermath base cool 60 points.
– Vadermath Burns putzy increase in 200 cool points.
– Putzy gets burned coolness drops 55 points.
– Vadermath gets burned by Putzy cool drops harshly by 300 cool points now has – 40 cool points.
– Putzy’s Epix Burns Vadermath, Cool points 10,000(off the charts -max i 1000) oh uh, Putzy explodes (too cool) and evolves into Super cool Putzy (final form) Max cool level :999999999
Putzy’s cool points: 999999999
August 6, 2009 at 7:09 pm
WHAT? I BURNED PUTZ! NOT VADER! YOU FAIL.
August 6, 2009 at 8:27 pm
As a matter of fact, I did ask my mother about it. She told me she remembers Putzy well. She said that she never met a man with a smaller penis.
August 6, 2009 at 11:08 pm
It’s a very common problem amongst men of Putzy’s AIDS- I mean age.
August 6, 2009 at 11:20 pm
Right.
August 7, 2009 at 2:40 am
wait wut
Where did Chris hint the end of LIO?
August 7, 2009 at 3:56 am
he did what?
August 7, 2009 at 3:59 am
Also, Vadermath she was thinking of you, moron. I was the guy who tapped her spinal cord.
August 7, 2009 at 4:00 am
And her ass.
August 7, 2009 at 4:00 am
At the same time.
August 10, 2009 at 2:23 am
Why would his mother think about her son’s penis?
August 7, 2009 at 4:01 am
Hell yeah.
August 7, 2009 at 9:50 am
Bow chicka wow wow.
August 7, 2009 at 5:31 am
putz? u ok? i ain’t seen u in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaages
August 7, 2009 at 7:02 am
Urgh. Putzy, you send shivers down my spine. Big-ass shivers.
August 7, 2009 at 7:05 am
Big-ass, NON-RAPEABLE SHIVERS. REMEMBER THIS.
August 7, 2009 at 9:00 am
Too late. He’s already making plans on penetrating your anus.
August 7, 2009 at 9:52 am
Putz is ganna rape the Blue Nazi. Blue rhymes with Jew. Blue Nazi Jew.
August 7, 2009 at 10:41 am
I AM FINE WITH EVERY DEMOGRAPHIC EXCEPT CONSERVATIVES AND PETA. ALSO NAZIS. AND PEOPLE WHO POST IN CAPSLOCK. AND THOSE IDIOTS TRYING TO GET ME TO CARE ABOUT SOME SHIT CALLED ‘IRONY’.
August 7, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I hate racists. Bioshock is addicting. These 2 statements are unrelated.
August 7, 2009 at 8:26 pm
http://www.paradiselost.ipbfree.com/
August 9, 2009 at 1:59 am
Wow, just got to xen in Half Life. I’d forgotten how much fun that game was, damn.
August 9, 2009 at 3:45 am
It’s time we had ourselves a good old fashioned FAG DRAG!
YEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAW
August 9, 2009 at 3:47 am
*banjo hillbilly music*
August 9, 2009 at 6:48 am
Da-da-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang-dang…
Dueling banjos!
August 9, 2009 at 11:03 am
wha- wha- wha-?? now am just fucking confused..
August 9, 2009 at 12:46 pm
fucking fake.
August 9, 2009 at 12:50 pm
I didnae think it be you.
August 9, 2009 at 11:21 am
Ever watched Deliverance? Me neither, but the dueling banjo’s scene man, you should at least know about that.
August 9, 2009 at 5:01 pm
I thought you were referring to the banjo duel in Curse of Monkey Island. Damn, that game was awesome.
“I choose the banjo!”
“I accept.”
“Y-you do?!”
August 9, 2009 at 12:02 pm
V for Vendetta. AWsome.
August 9, 2009 at 12:46 pm
that ain’t me
August 9, 2009 at 12:47 pm
G for Gender changer. XD
August 9, 2009 at 4:49 pm
No G isn’t for gender changer, and joey is for
rapist
August 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm
G for Grapist. “I’m gonna tie you to the radiator and GRAPE YA!”
August 13, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Joey for Yaoi 🙂
August 9, 2009 at 4:50 pm
just noticed we have 2069 comments.. 2069!!! 2 0 69 comments….well 2070 after this..
August 9, 2009 at 4:52 pm
2071! ACTUALLY!
August 9, 2009 at 4:52 pm
20072, no 20073 now.
August 9, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Woah, when did we pass 20,000?
August 9, 2009 at 5:06 pm
75 comments ago.
August 9, 2009 at 9:50 pm
2000-ish, not 20,000.
August 10, 2009 at 5:43 am
This is the 5457 comment. Please make a note of it.
August 10, 2009 at 10:32 am
Note: that ^^ was the 5457 comment.
August 10, 2009 at 8:44 am
Putzy seems… wacky. We must put him through a juicer, post-haste!
August 10, 2009 at 12:27 pm
He’s not the one who keeps suggesting to RAPE FUCKING NAZIS. OR IS HAVING A LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON.
August 10, 2009 at 12:29 pm
NAZI RAPE FTW. MY SHIFT BUTTON LIKES IT HARD.
August 10, 2009 at 9:45 am
meh, i prefer stuff to be squeezed
August 10, 2009 at 10:32 am
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE SAY MEH! I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
August 10, 2009 at 11:31 am
Bwahahahaha, I see Joey is fitting in nicely.
August 10, 2009 at 11:34 am
I am? I mean, yeh, I am. I propose that we elect Vader to the position of High Chancellor of The Council. Then we shall elect The Council.
August 10, 2009 at 12:34 pm
J- Hang on, I just noticed what your name means. What the hell is “Vadermath” about? Are you going to… suffocate me with calculus? I mean, what the hell?
August 10, 2009 at 12:35 pm
What does it mean? Also, my proposition still stands.
August 10, 2009 at 2:28 pm
So….. should I forever give up the hope that this blog is going to be updated?
August 10, 2009 at 7:43 pm
I think it’s coming, in April, like he promised. Also, you have the best name and avatar ever.
August 10, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Hi. I got my computer.
August 10, 2009 at 7:41 pm
A. What’s with the 2.0. B. Joseph is awesome.
August 10, 2009 at 7:40 pm
Woah! My icon’s the same!
August 10, 2009 at 7:45 pm
A. It’s Whoa. B. It’s set on whatever your E-mail adress is. C. How come you and Joseph get the cool avatars?
August 11, 2009 at 12:35 am
Why do you think I’m wacky? I’m not wacky!
August 11, 2009 at 12:37 am
Next person to call me wacky has to take off their pants and come into the back room with me.
To…talk…
August 11, 2009 at 3:56 am
… Are you female?
August 11, 2009 at 6:36 am
He’s wacky.
emphasis on the HE.
idk what he does. cant be worse than being trapped in a room with me and all my friends (sarcasm). My imagination sux… like, seriosly.
is it bad that i have dream where im in a car, with a chick on top, but i cant see her face from any angle. I NEED TO KNOW WHO THE FUCK IM … well, u get the idea 😦
August 11, 2009 at 10:40 am
No. Do not elaborate. Please.
August 11, 2009 at 5:42 pm
hmm, interesting…. it seams so many things have happened and will happen, such as someone calling putzy wacky and having to go into the back oom, but wouldn’t a delayed train be better?
August 12, 2009 at 12:46 am
Kingfrozen, you have to come with me now…
*both go into back room*
*kingfrozen screams are heard*
August 13, 2009 at 10:13 am
should have done it in a delayed train…..
August 12, 2009 at 1:41 am
Looks like we could be looking at that 364 day mark
August 13, 2009 at 7:26 pm
I am Alexander founder of compare the meerkat.com …… etc
August 12, 2009 at 10:31 am
Yes.
August 13, 2009 at 7:51 pm
uhoh, sorry guys but i’ve just been infected with spamarus, i’ll pass out of my system soon, but i tmakes me spam and i can’t do nothing about it. So sorry.
August 13, 2009 at 7:51 pm
uhoh, sorry guys but i’ve just been infected with spamarus, i’ll pass out of my system soon, but i tmakes me spam and i can’t do nothing about it. So sorry.ssss
August 13, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Ahh forget it, lio’s anti spam is irratating…….. i cba, ill spam somet easier…
August 13, 2009 at 7:53 pm
dsa
August 13, 2009 at 7:56 pm
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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x xx x
August 13, 2009 at 9:57 pm
wat
August 14, 2009 at 6:50 am
Apparently i says:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx xxxx xxxx xxx
xx xx xx xx
x xx xx x
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i dont say xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx xxxx xxxx xxx
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i really dont.
August 14, 2009 at 12:19 pm
wuts dat?
August 14, 2009 at 12:32 pm
A new scientific study proves that I G am the most awesome person in the world and they have also proven that it’s aboslutly imposssible to be as awesome as me, unless you clone me, but even the clone won’t be as awesome or unless you take over my body ( like how captain ginyu toke over goku) but you won’t reach my full awesomeness potentioal ( also like how captain ginyu toke over goku and couldn’t reach full potential)
Hmm why did dbz come into my head just now… i remember watching it… ….
August 14, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Yeah.. hi.
August 15, 2009 at 3:56 am
Hi. sorry for ignoring you. It really is always about you isnt it? Like i said before, soooo much shit happens to everyone and people only care about themselves. Sad isnt it?
August 15, 2009 at 4:50 am
Sorry, I’m not really reading new comments, my new mouse doesn’t have a wheel, sucks for scrolling this page. What’s wrong?
August 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm
only one thing… LORO!!!
August 15, 2009 at 4:23 pm
but that’s not what’s wrong, and i have no idea who you were talking to are who the person your talking to was talking about … LORO!!!
August 15, 2009 at 4:24 pm
wow i posted almost 12 hours after you did…
August 15, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Hiatus Cr-
I lol’d. More spam to Chris’ e-mail about this update
August 16, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Yeah. That’ll certainly help things.
August 16, 2009 at 8:33 pm
In other news, unflagged sarcasm rose by oer 9000 percent today.
August 16, 2009 at 8:33 pm
*over
August 16, 2009 at 11:57 pm
O rly?
August 17, 2009 at 4:45 am
I has new mouse. Gots weel. Ican haz chzbrgr?
August 17, 2009 at 12:07 pm
How about no?
August 17, 2009 at 7:21 am
Wow. This place is boring now. I guess I’ll go walkabout for a while.
August 17, 2009 at 9:52 am
Fine, leave me here. Just walk away and leave me here with THEM. HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME HERE WITH THEM?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED US!
To all those still here, how are we all? I trust you had a pleasant day.
August 17, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Not really. Had to go shopping.
August 18, 2009 at 2:56 am
And I, I created a monster!
August 18, 2009 at 10:41 am
Midget did that already. You not original. you’re just stupid.
On a slightly weird note, i have been bitching about stuff all day, but have been feeling much happier. Is that normal? Also, when i’m tired, i kinda get on a high. I may have been dropped as a baby… and i dont feel that way about my mother.
The bitching = happiness thing and the tired is all true. The rest is bullshit. Comments?
August 18, 2009 at 11:48 am
Modget was cool, Midget was awesome….
hmmm i wonder what would happen if I had different personalities….
August 18, 2009 at 11:50 am
12 years ago on a night just like this THEY came for me, the ailens, now i know most people in thia town and you also, don’t believe me, but thay came, they toke me up to their spaceship and did some weird expierements… i know why, they wanna take us over, you watch, it be like independence day…
August 18, 2009 at 11:51 am
ahh shut up about your fucking “ailen abduction” your a piece of crap you shithead, ailens don’t exist!!! duhhh
August 18, 2009 at 11:53 am
Lol, mega lolz rofl
August 18, 2009 at 11:55 am
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU! YOu don’t exist… dammit who gave you the right to speak…!!!
August 18, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Ummm, you did.
August 18, 2009 at 4:42 pm
ahh, some random guy, i’ve been observing you and your potential, and i’ve seen your increase in awesome to 2.0, but my research has concluded that you are, awesome wise, trash compared to me.
August 18, 2009 at 4:44 pm
p.s that was me i just forgot to put 11 there.. that wasn’t “G” or “original G” or as we call him “G00” , he’ll scold me for insulting him.. dammit.. i’ll have to go into the corner, i heard he can even send me over to different people
August 18, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Damn you, you pile of shit, i’ll send you to putzy… and he will do some bad things to you in the corner..
August 18, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Yo, biatches, I’m back. Quit with the other people, it was Midgets thing, you damn dirty thief. Also, where’d everyone go? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?
August 19, 2009 at 1:41 am
… Did you hear… What he… Said about me?…I… AM AWESOME!
August 19, 2009 at 12:53 pm
yesf
August 19, 2009 at 7:39 am
I just heard of this new blog some guy is making, at http://bobbythebum.livejournal.com/
it seems he’s trying to take the realism of npc’ing a step further, n is using a hell ova lot more mods
August 19, 2009 at 12:54 pm
no one cares, i don’t like it, it’s crap…. the quality of the oictures are crap and so is the quality of the writing ( although it’s likely that he’s going to improve..)
August 20, 2009 at 12:56 am
Funny, I didn’t realize the whole world revolved around you, G, and that the interests of all the people commenting here were dependant on your own. Who gives a damn if this guy’s blogging skills are shitty and his picture resolution is crap, he’s actually trying to make a tribute to Chris, so yes, maybe hopefully this guy will get better, but I think Chris would be happy to know that he was an inspiration. It’s not like BobbytheBum’s out to steal fans anyways, LiveJournal requires people to sign in to comment, so of course he ain’t gonna build a fan base anywehere near as big as Chris’.
I myself don’t have the patience to wait 6 months or wateva for another release from Chris, so im not gonna be back. Fair thee well
August 19, 2009 at 10:30 am
wow.. he wasnt exacltly original.
neither am i, so i am instead linking to a video instead of stealing it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4nknAzQPHE
August 19, 2009 at 10:48 am
Wasn’t like this dude who owns this blog was the first to do it either, i remember from the moment it came out there were ppl who claimed to have tried doin the exact same thing as Nondrick.
Could put it this way: it’s like fantasy books. They all use the same material or change some names around, n the author tries to make it interesting in its own way, so im gonna give this “Bobby the Bum” a chance. besides, he gets pretty funny after a while
August 19, 2009 at 4:52 pm
where is everyone??? last..
August 20, 2009 at 3:05 am
SO not last. I’m here, I just gots nutthin ta sayz.
August 20, 2009 at 10:13 am
Hey is the old hiatus forum called misadventure forum???
August 20, 2009 at 11:06 am
That’s right. Now do a barrel roll!
August 20, 2009 at 6:54 pm
*does a barrel roll*
Happy?
August 20, 2009 at 11:14 am
Oh dear. “Error. Journal has been deleted. If you are bobbythebum, you have a period of 30 days to decide to undelete your journal.”
Shame. (sarcasm)
August 20, 2009 at 2:56 pm
THIS SECTION CONTAINS SO MUCH FAIL IT IS LITERALLY TOXIC.
August 20, 2009 at 3:01 pm
You fail at failing.
August 20, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Yo ppl whats happening?
August 21, 2009 at 1:14 am
I beat madworld. All I can say is: Holy. Shit.
August 21, 2009 at 6:15 am
Not a clue what de fook madworld is.
August 21, 2009 at 10:56 am
However, I play Ogame now =D
Takes bluddy ages to get anywhere, but addicting!
August 21, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Hi am super combine frohman.
August 21, 2009 at 9:29 pm
No. Because No.
August 22, 2009 at 3:29 am
HI GO 2 http://WWW.LESSOFAMAN.COM 2 GET A BIGGER PEN15
August 22, 2009 at 3:31 am
its not a real site. I just got bored and wondered what spambot work was like.
August 22, 2009 at 6:39 am
Spam bot? that is soooo bad its not funny.
les sofa man is the best super hero ever and you decided to take this piss. People like you should go drown in a hole made from an extract of the vomit you caused by posting shit like this.
In other news, i still less than three you putz ❤
August 22, 2009 at 6:41 am
I apologise for everything i just said. Except the love bit, i really do love you.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooove me back!!!
August 22, 2009 at 7:13 am
Damn. MSN. BROKEN. NO. Emails. How the fook do I keep you guys under control now? Putzy, go back to being cultuered, King, express your gay love elswhere, Michael, good job, but post more, G, keep doin’ what you’re doin’, SRG 2.0 speed it up, Joey, stfu nood, everyone else, get back here and get posting WE FOOKING WILL REACH OVER 9000! IF I HAVE TO DO IT ALONE THEN I WILL! CHRIS SHALL SEE THE NEW ERA, OF: GENESIS!
August 22, 2009 at 7:14 am
*cultured *noob
Sue me. Don’t. If you do I’ll unleash the awesomeness I’ve been storing inside over the past coupla days.
August 22, 2009 at 7:16 am
Now do what you do best, and whine at Chris. Also, I think we’re due another Nondrick Related Comment, or NARC. The A makes it look cooler.
August 22, 2009 at 11:50 am
I hacked your msn. Using that spambot site.
August 22, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Yo ppl
August 22, 2009 at 5:48 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
August 22, 2009 at 5:50 pm
I’m coming back, I fixed my MSN, and funnily enough, I was about to thank Michael here for it.
August 22, 2009 at 6:24 pm
What do you mean ‘about’? I err, did fix it!
August 22, 2009 at 6:32 pm
No, you see, it’s your name. MichAEl, not MichEAl, your way old ranting about it helped me remember my Secret Question’s Secret Answer for changing my password.
August 22, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Midget was cool, what happened to him? Bing him back!!!
…
on another note, i wonder what would happen if chris ACTUALLY updated and kill nondrick off, what would you all do? hang around in the comment section? what if chris ended the comments? what then hang around in the forum? what if it got invaded by super noobs/spammers/idiots ? make a new one? what if…..
I could go on for hours…. making stupid what if’s…. but i’ll just leave the ultimate one..
What if Putzy turned out to be gay?!?!?!?!?!?
Oh and king frozen, who are you again? i can’t remember you, where you one of the “originals”? p.s. you remind me of zoidberg from futrama.
August 22, 2009 at 11:36 pm
*bring This isn’t a t.v show, he wasn’t fired.
*I *Chris *killed *Nondrick *Hang *What *Chris *What *Make *What
I’d keep doing what I do.
*I’ll
Please, we’ve known about Putzy’s SEVERAL ‘little indescretion’s’ since he took Frozen into the back room.
“Kingfrozen, you have to come with me now…
*both go into back room*
*kingfrozen screams are heard*”
I believe you were their, you said: “should have done it in a delayed train…..”
*KingFrozen *I *
P.S: *You *Zoidberg *Futurama.
He’s ALWAYS been here.
Now, onto me. This sucks.
August 22, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Oh and Pick up that can.
August 22, 2009 at 11:26 pm
*picks up the can.* *puts it in the bin.* *picks up the bin.* *throws the bin at G.* Where’s your other comment, I cannot find her.
August 22, 2009 at 11:35 pm
huh?
August 22, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Your “Why thank you joey. that was acctualy me, i think, yep it was me…” comment. Or is that your only response to my rapid reply, my adversary?
August 23, 2009 at 12:47 am
*Glare*
August 23, 2009 at 8:18 am
I am gay lol
August 23, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Oh lawd.
August 23, 2009 at 1:14 pm
So what’s happening?
August 23, 2009 at 1:34 pm
*Glares*
August 23, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Fucking Cloners
August 23, 2009 at 1:56 pm
G, you must’ve done this. We all know I have a green avatar, like this one.
August 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm
My avatar’s technically greeny blue.
August 23, 2009 at 2:40 pm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT MEGA CHRIST SUICIDE OMGAOMG
I didn’t write any of that. The first one, had a green avatar and you all know I have a boring white one who no one can see. So, this post is an obvious spy,
Michael Says:
August 23, 2009 at 1:34 pm
*Glares*
However, the second one;
Michael Says:
August 23, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Fucking Cloners
Had my normal picture! WTF, that means the spy knows my e-mail! OMGAOMG. Which means this spy is a spying infiltrating spy of spyness. Bring forth the Pyros, it’s time for some spy checking!
August 23, 2009 at 2:42 pm
No, the ‘Fucking Cloners’ one, was you. And I can see it.
August 24, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Prove it? I know I didn’t write that. He probably got my picture as I’ve posted my e-mail here before.
August 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Or HAVE you? Yeh, you have. You have Skype?
August 23, 2009 at 3:46 pm
… bye…
August 23, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Do not leave, you are a Loyal Crew member, we would not wish to lose you!
August 23, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Joey wtf are you on? my avatar looks like yours in color and in image(kinda) it looked nothing liked michael clon no1. How come no one’s picking up i got cloned to , luckily he doesn’t know my email, and eve if he did…. it’s not my real email…
August 23, 2009 at 7:22 pm
YOU cloned yourself. Duh. You changed your email for a little bit ‘s’all.
August 23, 2009 at 8:04 pm
2 things wrong with your little theory. Thay may be more but i can’t be arsed finding them.
1) Well firstly i don’t even know or have mchael’s email.
2) Why would i want to clone michael in the first place???????? what would i get from it???? satisfaction? pleasure? michael’s cool.
August 23, 2009 at 8:59 pm
1) You don’t need to. It WAS him, not you.
2) So you can switch it around, and turn it on me.
August 23, 2009 at 9:03 pm
ok, that’s just so stupid my cat could come up with somet better, and that’s saying somet because i dont have a cat.
August 23, 2009 at 9:03 pm
I have a cat.
August 23, 2009 at 9:26 pm
your just stupid
August 23, 2009 at 9:28 pm
No, really, I do. I have a cat!
August 23, 2009 at 9:39 pm
baka zaru
August 23, 2009 at 9:40 pm
No…. Nina.
August 23, 2009 at 10:15 pm
am not talking about yoour cat am talking about you.
August 23, 2009 at 10:16 pm
No… ME Joey. YOU G.
August 24, 2009 at 1:18 am
A, misunderstandings.
I will help you two sort out your differences.
*Takes both into back room*
*G and Joey screams are heard*
August 24, 2009 at 1:20 am
Now wasn’t that fun guys?
August 24, 2009 at 1:21 am
Yes. We love you Daddy.
August 24, 2009 at 11:40 am
*kills Putzy.* I can die peacefully now.
August 24, 2009 at 11:42 am
*prods the bodies eye, with a stick*
August 24, 2009 at 4:53 pm
kills putzy and get fat ugly men who send their entire lives on computers to rape the body. Their Revenge.
August 24, 2009 at 4:55 pm
*frees Chris from Putzy’s basement* “Thank you for freeing me!” “Shut up and write, biatch!”
August 24, 2009 at 1:22 am
Aww they are so adorable!
*Takes both into back room*
*G &Joey screams are heard*
*again*
August 24, 2009 at 1:39 am
… Tommorow is school… Dammit.
August 24, 2009 at 11:39 am
“We’ve got a new status report on Joey!” “Really? What’s it say?” “Was mentally scarred, now has lost all types of mental power whatsoever.” “Oh…. ok, then.”
August 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Red Spy is in base! Again!
August 24, 2009 at 1:31 pm
It puts the lotion on it’s skin, or else it gets the hose again.
August 24, 2009 at 1:34 pm
August 24, 2009 at 1:35 pm
That song’s fucking awesome, don’t say ANYTHING.
August 24, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Ok. Now you can talk.
August 24, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Am i mentally scarred… yes…. i had rub loti… erghhhhhhh……………..
…
*Rocks back and forth in corner of the room ( like gollum who says my precious all the time )*
August 24, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Buy a baby.
August 25, 2009 at 1:16 am
*Takes G and Joey into back room*
*G and Joey screams are heard*
Ahhhh…
August 25, 2009 at 10:57 am
Luckily i invented a new device which enables me to change things about.
*G doesn’t scream*
*G Isn’t taken into the back room*
btw why not a train…. i left joey there so you could at least have some fun…
August 25, 2009 at 11:52 am
*Breaks Gs device*
*Takes G back to room*
*Stops Joey from escaping*
*G and Joeys screams are heard*
*Train goes past at a train station half a mile away*
August 25, 2009 at 12:33 pm
*would die, but then Putzy would just keep on going.* Putzy! He abandoned me, so, I’m willing to make a clone of me, for you, and you can keep the original G! *clones himself, the destroys the machine* There ya go, have ‘im. *dissapears, never to be seen again*
August 25, 2009 at 12:36 pm
*reappears* I forgot my laundry. *takes laundry, nukes it, and dissapears*
August 25, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Is he gone now? Like forever?
Cheese! For everyone! No more will I ever have to put up with that laundry in my backyard!
August 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Scratch that, cheese for no-one.
August 25, 2009 at 3:34 pm
a clone eh…. *clones self* leaves clone with putzy… .s the clone is very obediant. so have fun putzy. * also makes a anti- putzy backroom device and makes it indestructable* there… all done.. cheese.!
August 25, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Sorry, but I blew mine up. Now Michael’s the only one with a Cloning Machine.
August 25, 2009 at 8:18 pm
*Makes own cloning machine*
Reapeat of what i said above.
August 25, 2009 at 8:19 pm
yes i said ther above, i typed my email wrongly
August 25, 2009 at 8:27 pm
BULLSHIT.
August 25, 2009 at 7:27 pm
I feel so special.
*makes over 9000 clones of Myself, and then orders them to get me some soda. And cheese. And Bonk! Atomic Punch. And Sandvich. And… etc etc
August 25, 2009 at 7:31 pm
*Watches, as the clones begin dissapearing into Putzy’s basement.* Uh… Michael…
August 25, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Oh crap.
August 25, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Shit. On a stick of some kind.
August 25, 2009 at 9:14 pm
Hello SRG2.0
August 25, 2009 at 11:49 pm
Hi Sargent 2.0 …. what happened to 1.0… he was better.. bring him backk.. now!
August 26, 2009 at 1:26 am
You’re all obsolete.
That way, everyone’s a winner.
Or a loser, 😀
August 26, 2009 at 4:05 am
*Takes the indestructable anti-back room device and throws into a black hole*
*Takes everyone into back room with the help of now brainwashed Michael clones*
*Everyones screams are heard*
Just accept the room, people.
You can’t make a way out of it.
August 26, 2009 at 4:06 am
We all float down here!
August 26, 2009 at 4:07 am
No! Not Pennywise! I hate clowns! Begone!
August 26, 2009 at 4:09 am
And how did you get the same symbol as me?!?
August 26, 2009 at 4:10 am
Maybe because…
I’m you!
August 26, 2009 at 4:10 am
Gasp!
*monocle*
August 26, 2009 at 4:11 am
The plot thickens!
August 26, 2009 at 4:12 am
Oh shut up you!
I havn’t narrated for ages, I bet no one even remembers you!
August 26, 2009 at 10:52 pm
putzy i demand a new story, i have some spare joey clones for you, if you write a new story…
August 26, 2009 at 7:42 am
Joey thouroghly enjoyed that play, what with the monocle and all, and would pay for another. He also remembers the Narrator, and thinks that clowns are fucking creepy.
August 26, 2009 at 3:02 pm
It’s over. I’m sorry.
RIP LIO
August 26, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Joey would like to note, that whilst humans usually eat Turnips, this Turnip is sucking on him, not because he’s not human, but because the Turnip’s gay.
August 26, 2009 at 3:19 pm
I’m not afraid of the backroom. I first raped Putzy, then he tried to rape me. And that scream you heard was just my battle cry. That’s why everyone’s scream was heard.
August 26, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Joey would like to note that this means War.
August 26, 2009 at 5:28 pm
I just wanted to say that my MSN hates me. Must be MSN’s strike week.
So, when I try to login I can’t, as I have to install a newer version. However, when I try and install it, it won’t work cause it ain’t compatible with Windows XP x64. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(I did google it.)
August 26, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Joey would like to say, that it is MSN’s revenge for Michael’s name helping fix his problem. He would also like to quote Vadermath on the ‘Turnip’ discusson: Go fuck ducks. There WILL be Nondrick.
August 26, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Just patched the setup. Now it’s working. EAT THAT JOEY
August 26, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Joey will gladly eat that, as he is GLaD that his saviour is GLaD, and thus, that tastes as sweet as The Cake.
August 26, 2009 at 6:14 pm
caek is a lie
August 26, 2009 at 8:06 pm
It seams joeey is ehibiting thid person tendencies. He speaks in third person, this is a interesting phenomenon occuring, very people exhibt this behaviour and this will give me a excellent opportunity to observe joey throughout his daily life and if he cooperates i could take samples and put scanning devices in him, and reguarly check his brain and other stuff. My hypothesis is that due to the strain of being in the Putzy’s backroom made Joey exhibit third person behaviour, one way i’ll have to go about checking this is to take a fistfull of his hairs and makes a genetic identical clone who went through the same expierences as the real joey did then stick him in the backroom with putzy. I may need more clones to see at what point Joey changed and how and why.
August 26, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Joey would like to note, that he’s not talking in third person, and G’s insane. Also, I agree with you G, the poor bastard probably has mental trauma, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
August 26, 2009 at 8:40 pm
YOU’RE SO TINY IT’S FUNNY TO ME!
August 27, 2009 at 12:00 am
Your so big it’s funny to me….
August 26, 2009 at 9:14 pm
hi.
August 26, 2009 at 9:31 pm
WHAT THE FUCK?
August 26, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Note: Joey seams to briefly exit third person mode when xtremely confused. Which according to his iq levels should be most of the time.
August 27, 2009 at 2:26 am
I’ll give ten Joey clones to the person who knows where the clown is from!
Hell, I’ll even throw in a Michael clone!
But before you answer…
*takes everyone into the back room*
*rapes everyones real versions repeatedly*
*all their screams are heard*
Ahhhhh…..That was fun.
August 27, 2009 at 6:14 am
zOMG! SPAM. anyway, i havent been on it like, 2 weeks and probably wont for another since my internet is now capped…
😦
meh, at least i have chicken
August 27, 2009 at 6:57 am
I hate chicken.
August 27, 2009 at 6:58 am
No, I hate chicken.
August 27, 2009 at 6:59 am
August 27, 2009 at 2:13 pm
August 27, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Joey would like me to make this face: o_o
August 27, 2009 at 6:26 pm
oh snap
August 27, 2009 at 10:54 pm
G notes that Joey has made o_o this facce and in hopes of understanding him i shall now make that face o_o
August 28, 2009 at 10:07 am
Joey would like to reply with this face: O~O Also, where have all the interesting people gone, he asks.
August 28, 2009 at 10:55 am
I’m interesting. And I’m here.
August 28, 2009 at 10:56 am
Joey would, like to note that he is here too.
August 28, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Note: Joey makes the face O~O, he also asks where the interesting people have gone, i would like to add a note on that saying the putzy,michael, vadermath (side note he hasn’t been on in a while..) and me are still here but wonders what happened to green lantern, midget ( i would like to make a side note on the side note in saying he was the coolest of them all) addicted, jackrabbit and dupersude. i’ve also noted the Joey considers himself cool, interresting, which i find contradictory.
August 28, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Joey would like to note that he never said he was ‘cool’ or ‘interesting’.
August 28, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Has anyone else read the latest Living In Oblivion update? It’s very funny, I like it a lot.
August 28, 2009 at 3:24 pm
It’s a lie! There is no latest update. YOU ARE EVIL.
August 28, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Well, except for this one. If you mean this one, then yes.
August 28, 2009 at 5:41 pm
IT’S A REAL UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!
CHRIS! I ALMOST LOST THE HOPE FOR LIO! BUT YAY!!
I’M SO HAPPY, I COULD EAT AN OCTOROCK!
…hah! Feel trolled.
August 28, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Note: Joey said he was here after Michael said here was here and he’s interesting, this kinda signifies that Joey is trying to say he is also interesting, although on second observation you could just be saying that your here as in reguarly postng. Joey also seams to leave third person mode the moment something is ludricous or he is angry at someone he calls evil… maybe he’s confused or the combination of all of those.
I would also like to note the good and evil are just people’s perception of things, that what one person does that’s against what the masses believe to be “good” doesn’t necssasarily make that person “Evil” I would like to note that this paragrph makes no sense as i am still trying to think it in my head, but ill be back with it in full, so you dont really have to read this paragraph.
August 28, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Note to self: Never listen to G. Never.
It will make your teeth itch.
-End of note to self-
August 28, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Joey would like.. *sigh* Do I HAVE to? *sigh* UGH. Joey would like me to sing the itchy teeth song. #Itchy itchy itchy teeth, itchy teeth, itchy teeth, itch itchy itchy teeth, itchy all day long!# *grumble*
August 29, 2009 at 12:30 am
I eat pizza!
August 29, 2009 at 12:26 pm
OMFG SO DID I JUST AS YOU SAID THIS. I mean… so does JOEY.
August 29, 2009 at 10:42 am
G notes that Joey sang the itchy teeth song.
I am now conducting expierements on some random guy, mainly due to the fact that he is really random.
August 29, 2009 at 11:08 am
I love you guys.
*kills G*
August 29, 2009 at 12:03 pm
I love you guys.
*makes love with Putzy*
HAH!
August 29, 2009 at 12:28 pm
*buys Michael and Putzy a wedding present*
Aww. How cute.
August 29, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Indeed.
August 29, 2009 at 2:05 pm
*meets a giant fish*
*fucks its brains out*
August 29, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Mindfuck.
August 29, 2009 at 4:24 pm
ohai.
Sup guyz.
Yaoi still hangs here i see
August 29, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I believe that Dupersude is a trick, a clone. Also, I killed that annoying sumbitch last night. Raped him to Death. Joey’s back, bitch. MICHAEL WAS CHEATED ON? OMFG. *DRAMA!*
August 29, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Joey, I think dupersude referred to you as Yaoi. You know what Yoai is, right?
August 29, 2009 at 11:42 pm
2 guys in bed.
August 30, 2009 at 2:11 am
Yes. Two RANDOM GUYS. … I’m dragging you into this one, bitch.
August 30, 2009 at 4:26 am
Midget52 hasn’t been seen in a while coz he cought cancer off of someone who shall not be named
*curses Putzy*
anyway, turns out, my internet are no longer capped due to some shit my dad did with the modem. Also, i am interesting… kinda…
Also, this feels like a bad episode of neighbors
August 30, 2009 at 12:23 pm
dupersude is awesome, he’s like a superdude, but is acctauly a dupersude… but he isn’t that awesome.
August 30, 2009 at 2:43 pm
RAHHHHH
August 30, 2009 at 3:08 pm
no u
August 30, 2009 at 6:18 pm
… T_T
August 30, 2009 at 7:20 pm
SSSSAAAAADDDD FFFAAAACCCEEEE, JJJAAAAMMMEEESSS.
August 30, 2009 at 7:37 pm
Okay, JAMES!
August 30, 2009 at 7:38 pm
*glares at Michael* You gotta do it like TTTTTTTHHHHIIIIISSSSS, JJJJAAAAMMMMEEEESSSS.
August 31, 2009 at 1:16 am
Ye gods, guys, you’re still posting? The site’s dead.
August 31, 2009 at 2:14 am
And we are hitting it, making it jerk as if it is still alive!
August 31, 2009 at 8:17 am
It’s a nice thing to do in our spare time. We also like to fantasize that if/when Chris posts we’ll receive a special commendation.
August 31, 2009 at 11:25 am
Or at least a mention, like, a vague reference to vultures, maybe?
August 31, 2009 at 11:27 am
I’m confused, am I part of The Hiatus Crew? Because if not I want a special mention. And if not, remember: there a few here, and many loyal to me. I mean NOTHING by that.
August 31, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I think you declared yourself as ruler of the second crew, as you did this I think that you’re the master of that crew, and not the original.
August 31, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Actually, SRG named me leader. He is my Second In Command. At first I was surprised tha you accept my position, but then I realized: You don’t think highly of our Crew. We STILL need a name.
August 31, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Well, as it’s not The Hiatus Crew you’re leading, I don’t see a problem with you leading it.
August 31, 2009 at 5:31 pm
why don’t we all just hold hands and join one crew…?
August 31, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Because, G, that’d be boring. Anyhow, serious suggestions for a name?
August 31, 2009 at 5:42 pm
The Yaoi Crew. LOL
August 31, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Meh. If not for the literal translation, that’d sound cool. The Meh Crew. … Nah.
August 31, 2009 at 5:51 pm
I’m bored. Entertain me.
August 31, 2009 at 5:52 pm
The some Random guy group..?
August 31, 2009 at 6:00 pm
*begins singing LET MEEEE, ENTERTAIN YOU!*
August 31, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Yes, do go ahead.
August 31, 2009 at 6:22 pm
*has nothing left* Wait! *pulls a rabbit from his hat. without taking the hat off.*
August 31, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Oh snap.
August 31, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Damn straight, bruthah. We be homies now.
August 31, 2009 at 6:42 pm
You’re Michael Martine. Like Martin, son of the Emporer.
August 31, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Fuck me, Emperor.
August 31, 2009 at 7:36 pm
It’s Emperor. eowalhdagsfdasldaslfhy!
August 31, 2009 at 7:37 pm
LOLOL
I never update the page before posting.
August 31, 2009 at 7:38 pm
INDEED. OMG WTF I REPLIED FML!
September 1, 2009 at 1:04 am
Wow, you two are totally gonna have sex soon.
On less boring-as-shit topics, there is a new Order Of the Stick out today! Rejoice! Rejoice!
September 1, 2009 at 1:26 am
Since I cannot possibly look through 2k+ comments, can someone please tell me if there’s a chance of this blog being updated or if it’s dead? Thank you
September 1, 2009 at 6:53 am
Its dead as a doornail thats been shot.
September 1, 2009 at 6:53 am
WITH A NAIL GUN.
September 1, 2009 at 8:28 am
Thats right.
You can all start talking again now, the shock should have worn off by now.
September 1, 2009 at 11:04 am
Lol thanks Putzy. I assume he didn’t drink the cure disease potion and died. I feel better now.
September 1, 2009 at 2:29 pm
M. He had HELLJOINT. It decreases Speed and Agility. Is it odd that I know that without having to look? Also another OotS fan? YAY! Also me and Michael aren’t going to have sex until we get married, isn’t that right honey.
September 1, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Wait, what?
September 1, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Michael proposed to Joey, When’s the wedding joey? who’s planning? i heard it was on friday.
September 1, 2009 at 5:12 pm
When did I propose to Joey?
September 1, 2009 at 5:41 pm
you did i taped it, you asked me to, don’t you remember , or were you to drunk?
September 1, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Proof?
I want to see that tape.
Now.
September 1, 2009 at 5:50 pm
tape, tape, … *here*
yep you can even see your little speech about joey is the one who you love, blah blah…
September 1, 2009 at 5:56 pm
No u.
September 1, 2009 at 5:57 pm
me what?
September 1, 2009 at 7:10 pm
You that.
September 1, 2009 at 8:20 pm
me what? what is that?
September 2, 2009 at 2:35 am
Dear god. I think its too late for ‘waiting to be married’! I saw them behind the barn! It was disgusting! And small!
September 2, 2009 at 9:41 am
How is the weather?
September 2, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Wet.
September 2, 2009 at 1:06 pm
*Superman Returns Theme plays*
I HAVE RETURNED!
September 2, 2009 at 1:07 pm
*tumbleweed blows past*
(again, according to the duplication filter)
September 2, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Putzy. I am disappoint.
September 2, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Mcahel what is done is done, putzy eww how could you watch, that, i mean between michael and joey, ewww.
September 2, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you guys.
September 2, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Lol!
September 2, 2009 at 9:48 pm
I’d like to note: Mikey is the ‘small’ one. *produces a tape for G* You married me too! Don’t you remember honey?
September 2, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Did you guys really go from discussing Nondrick’s adventures to worshiping a Goat to talking about gay sex? Wow. Just… wow.
September 2, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Eh. It’s the Usual Routine. and that’s The Goat to you, young man. *grins saucily* Alright, enough Newbie scaring for now.
September 2, 2009 at 10:16 pm
I think People started leaving when I posted my first crappy comment. It’s… Depressindgfgjnjgsfnj
September 2, 2009 at 10:52 pm
Don’t worry, I still love you baby.
September 3, 2009 at 12:38 am
Where’s my love?
September 3, 2009 at 12:49 am
YOU”RE BACK!
September 3, 2009 at 1:37 am
Wooot GL is back in da hizzouse!
September 3, 2009 at 8:42 am
hmm. Maybe t’s him. Maybe it’s not. Alll the same, here’s your love, sexy!
September 3, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Oh, okay then. I can take a hint.
*walks away into the sunset*
September 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm
*grabs Plinars hand, and walks off with him*
September 3, 2009 at 12:22 pm
OH MY GOD!
You people sicken me. I leave for one day and you make 50 comments.
We should at least be in the 70’s!
And also… we need less cocks, more bewbs.
September 3, 2009 at 12:24 pm
You know you want me really. Don’t try and resist it.
September 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm
No Joey, NO. babes, HOT babes only.
September 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Oh and Green lantern, wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo your back, now only midget and addicted left ( please inform me i’ve missed anyone out)
September 3, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Maybe I AM a Hot Babe.
September 3, 2009 at 2:25 pm
http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/books/article6815609.ece
Noob iis now a word in a dictionary, cooooooool woot, p.s we should invent a word and make enough internet users/ teenagers to use them then it will be a word ( hopefully)
September 3, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Joey who moved m cheese? wait it was me, anyhu, no, your not a hot babe.
September 3, 2009 at 6:50 pm
Oh, I’m hurt G. I’m hurt, I really am.
September 3, 2009 at 4:53 pm
What do you think about “stoobie”?
And yes, it really is me.
Would I lie?
September 3, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Not to me you wouldn’t. We have something special.
September 3, 2009 at 4:56 pm
No, you wouldn’t.
September 3, 2009 at 5:02 pm
MICHAEL!!!! My brother in arms!
September 3, 2009 at 5:05 pm
Or would you,
j/k
September 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Green lantern!!!
September 3, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Indeed! Brothers in arms! And Joey, say good bye to your Hiatus Crew position :3
September 3, 2009 at 5:19 pm
what pos…. oh.. you and joey… oh i get it….
September 3, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Ewwwwwww.
September 3, 2009 at 5:29 pm
it’s true there even married, ok maybe i should stop with this.
September 3, 2009 at 5:33 pm
That’s probably a good idea.
Anyway, anyone else as excited about Diablo 3 as I am?
September 3, 2009 at 6:52 pm
No, we really are going to get merried! He proposed! But you’ll still get some.
September 3, 2009 at 5:38 pm
no
September 3, 2009 at 5:42 pm
That’s probably true.
September 3, 2009 at 5:44 pm
There’s probably a lot of statements with That’s probably true in them.
September 3, 2009 at 5:48 pm
G stands for gay.
That’s probably true.
September 3, 2009 at 5:53 pm
G stamds for G man
September 3, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Green lantern’s statement is not true btw
September 3, 2009 at 6:26 pm
I AM AWESOME – I AM GOING TO AWESOME RATE YOU, THE CRITERIA HASN’T BEEN DECIDED, JUST WHAT i DECIDE WHAT SHOULD BE AWESOME#.
“Sign up” to join the Awesome highscores.
1# N/a
2# N/a
3# N/a
4# N/a
5# N/a
6# N/a
7# N/a
8# N/a
9# N/a
10# N/a
11# N/a
12# N/a
13# N/a
14# N/a
15# N/a
16# N/a
17# N/a
18# N/a
19# N/a
20# N/a
September 3, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Of course am not included in my own list so i register as ‹‹×››
September 3, 2009 at 6:48 pm
*signs*
September 3, 2009 at 6:55 pm
*signs* I get to be No.1, right honey?
September 3, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Shut up.
September 3, 2009 at 6:56 pm
Oh, come on now.
September 3, 2009 at 7:00 pm
No.
I remember you weren’t this bad back in the day. You were actually kinda funny. But this gag isn’t. Hasn’t been, nor will it be funny.
Tits or GTFO.
September 3, 2009 at 7:05 pm
I was actually planning on: being extremely scary/wierding people out. Ah well. Back in the day? Did we meet before. As for that last bit… You can’t make me do things I don’t wanna. The nice lady told me that.
September 3, 2009 at 7:47 pm
ok staright off, for signing you get a complementary +100 awesome points.
>So Green lantern has gained 100 ap’s
>Joey gains 100 ap’s
> joey loses 100 ap’s for calling me hoey, ok that’s just gay
>Green lantern gains 50 ap’s for telling joey to shu up, a comment that deserves to be there.
>Green lantern gains another 50 ap’s
>Joey quits that annoying “honey Gag” and gains 100 ap’s
High Score
1# Green lantern: 200 ap’s
2# Joey: 100 ap’s
On a side note: Joey you have stopped havn’t you? if you havn’t i’ll have to deduct 200 ap’s.
September 3, 2009 at 7:49 pm
I promise I’ll stop. Also, why did he get a random AP’s? Just for being able to control me? ‘Cause he’s the only person who can do that.
September 3, 2009 at 7:52 pm
>Joey gains 25 ap’s fo saying he will stop
Curent board:
1# Green Lantern 200 ap’s
2# Joey 125 ap’s
September 3, 2009 at 7:54 pm
Hmm… I promise never to pretend to be gay again, and if I become gay, I won’t come onto you. How’s’at?
September 3, 2009 at 8:04 pm
ok, don’t push your luck on getting any more points…
September 3, 2009 at 8:04 pm
You may continue to call me sexy though.
Cuz it’s true.
September 3, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Damn straight it is, Sir. *salutes* Anyhow, Commander Lantern should get the points, it’s because of him that I’m this way. I’m a changed men, Sir.
September 3, 2009 at 8:07 pm
A changed MAN, Sir.
September 3, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Ok, green lantern… hmm does a lie affect your ap? i’ll leave lying for later.
September 3, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I should harm you in some way for this.
September 3, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Orders, Sir?
September 3, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Joey excessive sucking up will lose you points, so far you’ve sucked up to green lantern twice, anymore then 5 you will start to lose points.
September 3, 2009 at 8:13 pm
I’m not sucking up to him, I’m being a Private. We can get a whole Army together, you to… Sergeant? G.
September 3, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Green Lantern has a private army eh… hmmm. interesting…
September 3, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Not so much Private as selective. Started by it’s first Private, me.
September 3, 2009 at 8:26 pm
No you.
September 3, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Um. Okay. You’re a General. So’s Lantern. He’s now a Field General. Made up? Maybe. Ah well, our Army, our Rules.
September 3, 2009 at 8:27 pm
JOEY, now that you’ve quit sexually harassing half of the crew, what are you going to do next?
September 3, 2009 at 8:31 pm
I’m going to follow your orders to the letter, Sir.
September 3, 2009 at 8:32 pm
Polish Michael’s shoes.
And never refer to him as “Mikey” again.
September 3, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Yes Sir. *begins polishing Michael’s shoes, with first class polish*
September 3, 2009 at 8:36 pm
>Green Lantern “aquires a slave” + 150 aps.
Side note: Some on people sign up and do some awesome stuff, we can’t have green lantern ruling the hoa ( Hall of Awesome) have some competition.
September 3, 2009 at 8:38 pm
We can so.
September 3, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Sir, yes Sir.
September 3, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Great. And when you’re done, get me something to drink.
September 3, 2009 at 8:37 pm
*finishes his job, and awaits orders*
September 3, 2009 at 8:38 pm
*goes and gets Michael a beer*
September 3, 2009 at 8:39 pm
At ease, soldier.
September 3, 2009 at 8:44 pm
*nods, ignoring Michael* Yes Sir.
September 3, 2009 at 8:40 pm
While you’re at it, polish my spear.
September 3, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I thought we weren’t being gay anymore?
September 3, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Michael wanna sign up?
September 3, 2009 at 8:41 pm
I don’t have to sign up to win. That’s how awesome I am.
September 3, 2009 at 8:42 pm
These “awesome points” are like Xbox achievements…
Win.
September 3, 2009 at 8:42 pm
your not awesome, sign up now!
September 3, 2009 at 8:43 pm
G just lost over 9000 AP’s for telling me I’m not awesome.
September 3, 2009 at 8:44 pm
OVER 9000????
September 3, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Yu don’t effect the awesome points, you can’t make me lose my awesome points, there infinite.
September 3, 2009 at 8:46 pm
General Lantern gains 9000 AP for making that reference. Michael gains 20, and 200, 20 for making his own counter, 200 for the Oblivion book reference.
September 3, 2009 at 8:48 pm
You lot have just spoilt the awesome board, how dare you michael
September 3, 2009 at 8:50 pm
BAD G! Do not talk to a superior officer like that! *looks to Lantern for approval*
September 3, 2009 at 8:55 pm
I’m better than you are G. Face it already. Now make me a sandwich. With cheese. And salami.
September 3, 2009 at 8:55 pm
What the hell did I do, G?
September 3, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Totally unrelated, but I feel like Snoop Dogg when I talk to you.
September 3, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Nothing Sir, you’re brilliant, sir.
September 3, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Green lantern you did nothing Joey and michael don’t spoil the awesome thingy ma bob
September 3, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Also, Michael. The Lusty Argonian Maid, Volume… Four? Or Act Four, maybe.
September 3, 2009 at 9:19 pm
oh yes.
1# Green Lantern: 350
2# Joey: 125
Current scores.
September 3, 2009 at 9:23 pm
WHA’? I got a reference to a book with THAT title, and that’s all I get?
September 3, 2009 at 9:25 pm
i never heard or care for the book
September 3, 2009 at 9:27 pm
BUT THE FRICKING TITLE MAN!
September 3, 2009 at 10:00 pm
September 3, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Everyone get the fuck down and polish my boots!
September 3, 2009 at 10:18 pm
To quote Darth: NOOOOOO!
September 3, 2009 at 11:33 pm
Ye~ss. =3
September 3, 2009 at 11:35 pm
N. O. No.
September 3, 2009 at 11:34 pm
JK. What the fuck? “You are posting too fast, slow down.”
September 3, 2009 at 11:52 pm
And Mother Nature was like “Fuck you”, and kicked you in the face with her ENERGY LEGS.
September 4, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Misquote.
September 4, 2009 at 3:34 pm
*a voice echoes from nowhere*
I lol @ that reference.
Had to be said.
*silence returns once more*
September 4, 2009 at 3:36 pm
WTF? I got Michael’s quote, and I’m ignored? WITTUFF?
September 3, 2009 at 11:35 pm
HAAAAAAXX!!
September 3, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Can’t stop me.
September 3, 2009 at 11:36 pm
September 3, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Where do you live…. just for time zone purposes.
September 3, 2009 at 11:38 pm
It’s half past midnight.
September 3, 2009 at 11:42 pm
Oh. G’night. It’s 6:42.
September 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm
16:35.
September 4, 2009 at 2:39 pm
or is it?
September 4, 2009 at 2:41 pm
right now it’s 15:40 gmt Greenwich Mean time, live in Engalnd
September 4, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Engalnd? Never heard of that country before. Reminds me of England though.
September 4, 2009 at 3:04 pm
any other british ppl?
September 4, 2009 at 3:27 pm
England, Cornwall… Your mum’s house.
September 4, 2009 at 3:56 pm
To Chris,
This is your Blog: 😀
This is your Blog on Hiatus: D:
From, Joey.
September 4, 2009 at 4:06 pm
To joey your gay you suck dick all day.
Cornwall??? do you speak cornish? Also all Cornish people are bastards. I don’t know why, but they are.
September 4, 2009 at 4:07 pm
A. Fucck you. B. Yes, Cornwall. C. No. D. Fuck you. D. SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU.
September 4, 2009 at 4:23 pm
ALLLL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS
We’re not unreasonable, I mean noones gonna eat your eyes.
ALLLL WE WANNA DO IS EAT YOUR BRAINS
We’re at in impasse here, maybe we should compromise.
When you open up the doors, We’ll all come inside and eat your braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.
September 4, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Can we have sex first?
September 4, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Heya Tom, It’s Bob, from the office down the hall…
It’s good to see you buddy, how’ve you been?
Things have been ok for me, except that I’m a zombie now
I really wish you’d let us in…
I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demands
But Tom that’s what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly…
September 4, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Hey Bob, nice to see you again.
I’ve been good, thanks you?
Ah, really, that sucks pal.
You know I can’t do that.
Oh, you do, do you?
Well, yeh, we value our lives, pretty simple.
Oh, Bob, do you have’ta?
September 4, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Slowly? well ok.
September 4, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Shit, I fucked that up. Twice. Damn you Chris. For never updating this, and not including a delete function.
September 4, 2009 at 4:26 pm
No. Don’t fuck Chris. Fuck ME. ;D
September 4, 2009 at 4:33 pm
No.
September 4, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Oh, come now, it was a joke. …Cum now, XD! Sorry, I had to. Had to cum. XD!
September 4, 2009 at 4:36 pm
When i said earlier that “Joey’s gay he sucks dick all day” let me rephrase that Joey the necrophiliac is gay, he sucks dick all day.
September 4, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I’d believe it.
September 4, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Take away the gay bit and the sucking dicks bit, and you’ve got my title. Joey the Necrophiliac.
September 4, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Joey the deadcocksucker.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
September 4, 2009 at 4:59 pm
KILL IT¬ KILL IT WITH FIRE! Then have sex with it.
September 4, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I bet your PC wallpaper is tubgirl.
September 4, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Goatse.
I meant goatse.
September 4, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Tubgirl? Goatse? Time for Google!
September 4, 2009 at 5:20 pm
OH MY FUCKING GOD! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I WANT MY MUMMY.
September 4, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Wow.
I thought those were common knowledge by now.
September 4, 2009 at 5:30 pm
lol, lol
September 4, 2009 at 5:32 pm
T_T My backround’s actually a pic that my girlfriend did of us kissing.
September 4, 2009 at 5:47 pm
How is Steve?
September 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm
The Tao of Steve.
September 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm
You have girlfriend?!?!?!?!? Shock horrer!!
I thought you were gay, oh i get it, you the one wearing the pants in that relationship and you refer to your boyfriend as you girlfriend. i feal sorry for your boyfriend whats wrong with him?
September 4, 2009 at 5:50 pm
No, seriously. What do you mean? Nothing’s wrong with her. Is that some kind of sick joke? It isn’t funny.
September 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Except for his/her lazy eye.
September 4, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Fuck you. Her eyes are beautiful.
September 4, 2009 at 11:16 pm
i dont fail, thats – 1oo ap’s for you michael and – 1000 for you joey for withdrawing.
September 4, 2009 at 5:52 pm
wrong as in why the hell did they choose you
September 4, 2009 at 5:53 pm
You know what, that better be a joke.
September 4, 2009 at 5:55 pm
it is… you cornish pasty
September 4, 2009 at 5:56 pm
What the hell is wrong with you? Why do you have such a problem with me?
September 4, 2009 at 5:59 pm
i don’t it’s just that you leave to man “openings” and i don’t have a “problem” i just like to whats that word irratate you alot. its just i take things way to far sometimes….
September 4, 2009 at 6:03 pm
*cue touching moment music*
*crowd awwwwwws*
September 4, 2009 at 6:04 pm
No Green lantern, NO!
September 4, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Oh you.
September 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Sons…
September 4, 2009 at 6:10 pm
oh you ight back at you poo
September 4, 2009 at 6:14 pm
am not your son…. or am i?
September 4, 2009 at 6:46 pm
I am dissapoint.
September 4, 2009 at 6:58 pm
No. You’re not. I’m disappoint.
September 4, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Sorry Sir.
September 4, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Now get me a sammich.
September 4, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Yes Sir. Fillings Sir?
September 4, 2009 at 7:37 pm
I’m afraid I can’t do that Sir.
September 4, 2009 at 7:18 pm
G’s intestines.
September 4, 2009 at 7:38 pm
… Nevermind.
September 4, 2009 at 7:42 pm
Where the hell is Vadermath?
September 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm
He gave me his blessing.
September 4, 2009 at 7:45 pm
noo, not my intestines, thats the good part of my body, and so’s my brain before you ask green lantern.
September 4, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Damn.
You win this time, G.
September 4, 2009 at 7:56 pm
So he obviously has crap balls. Awesome.
September 4, 2009 at 8:00 pm
No, nearly all parts of my body are good ( espcially including my balls)
September 4, 2009 at 8:01 pm
That’s not what your ex said when she left you for me.
September 4, 2009 at 8:03 pm
He had an ex?
September 4, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Damn straight. She was blind, and couldn’t smell. Or hear.
September 4, 2009 at 8:08 pm
His name is Steve, and now him and his lazy eye are with Joey.
September 4, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Fuck you man. FUCK YOU.
September 4, 2009 at 8:17 pm
You’ll find yourself in Gladiator school rather quickly with rotten behaviour like that!
September 4, 2009 at 8:18 pm
SCREW you.
September 4, 2009 at 8:41 pm
…
September 4, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Rape time.
September 4, 2009 at 9:45 pm
G first!
September 4, 2009 at 9:44 pm
I hav agirlfriend too. She’s chinese, DON”T SAY RACISM AGAINST CHINESE PEOPLE you can diss government.
September 4, 2009 at 9:46 pm
YOU RACIST! Lol. Good for you.
September 4, 2009 at 10:02 pm
thx.
September 4, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Don’t mention it. DO, however, talk properly.
September 4, 2009 at 10:03 pm
Michael isn’t raping putzy deprtment????
if you gonna do some raping at least do it on a trin.
and don’t even think about raping me, i’ll, i’ll mis-spell your name ??? idk, but ill do somet.
September 4, 2009 at 10:04 pm
srg is she fit? sorry i have to ask that question.
September 4, 2009 at 10:30 pm
You fuck. Screw you.
September 4, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Just realisedd that i havn’t recoreded gl’s and joey’s ap’s for the day, i cba, but any comment after this is ranked, also ag you auto joined against your will and so are you michael.
September 5, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Who is ‘ag’?
September 4, 2009 at 10:29 pm
train*
September 4, 2009 at 11:02 pm
I withdraw my previous signing up. You’re not worthy of rating us.
September 4, 2009 at 11:05 pm
Lol. G fails.
September 4, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Indeed, Sir.
September 4, 2009 at 11:17 pm
you cornish bastard
September 4, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I’m going to gut you like a cornish game hen.
September 4, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Me or G?
September 4, 2009 at 11:45 pm
Depends. Probably G though. As of now.
September 5, 2009 at 12:36 am
Thank you for being the only other person that uses proper grammar, can spell, and kicks ass.
People who tlk lik dis piss me off.
September 5, 2009 at 11:55 am
What? I use proper spelling and grammar, G is the one who doesn’t.
September 5, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Everyone go over to nacy’s site for a fw days, we should relocate there or somet ( temp) and spam until we get bored
September 5, 2009 at 1:06 am
Joey Says:
July 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm
(This was to Michael by the way.)
You are a fucking asshole. He said that you’re “being portrayed as pricks”. And you are. Just ’cause you and your friends check the site every four seconds and comment ten times an hour, it doesn’t mean you’re the only “real fans”.
I bet you feel like a fucktard now.
September 5, 2009 at 11:57 am
No. I wasn’t saying doing that was BAD. I was saying it doesn’t make you Nondricks only real fans. Anyway, I admit, I AM a sad person with no life.
September 5, 2009 at 2:40 am
Nailed his ass to the wall,GL.
September 5, 2009 at 2:42 am
To the fuckin’ WALL.
September 5, 2009 at 4:15 am
I try, brother in raps.
September 5, 2009 at 4:14 am
EARTH!
September 5, 2009 at 9:59 am
http://3hotsandacot.wordpress.com/
This shit is fucking priceless. I found Nancymarie’s blog.
September 5, 2009 at 10:00 am
And apparently her and Jaded are MARRIED!!!
I expect a full on spam attack. Rally the troops.
September 5, 2009 at 11:58 am
A. I fucking new that, I read EVERY post here. B. I fucking told you Jaded was a man, you silly billy. Why don’t you listen to me?
September 5, 2009 at 10:06 am
“I can’t remember when I last posted about my weight. We did a weigh-in yesterday. Me: 295# Empath: 230#”
September 5, 2009 at 10:07 am
Gold mine.
September 5, 2009 at 10:12 am
LOL Lantern! And thanks for the praise. For me, ‘Grammar nazi’ is a compliment.
September 5, 2009 at 10:30 am
I posted a comment on her blog. Let the battle begin!
September 5, 2009 at 11:53 am
Revenge spam time, i told you it was married.
September 5, 2009 at 12:01 pm
I’ve commented too. Let the games begin.
September 5, 2009 at 12:12 pm
WAIT. Don’t SPAM, no, do actual conversing. But talk about things that will annoy her. Let her know that it’s Jaded’s fault, and that they need to get a divorce.
September 5, 2009 at 12:16 pm
I think it’s time that I tell you guys my big secret.
I’m Jaded.
September 5, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Please, you think I didn’t know that? I worked it out whilst Putzy was raping us.
September 5, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Not spamming, we play a game called psycological warfare.
September 5, 2009 at 12:19 pm
THAT’S WHAT I JUST FUCKING SAID.
September 5, 2009 at 12:24 pm
lol, calm down joe its only a comercial
September 5, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Calm down deadry, it’s only a commercial.
September 5, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I think it’s time that I tell you guys my even bigger secret. I’m not Jaded. KABOOMOMGAOMGWTFLOLWUTBBQ
September 5, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Oh em gee wat teh fuk elle oh elle?
September 5, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Jadaed and her are MARRIED!? Wow. I take back that comment I posted on her blog.
September 5, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Jaded. No A. And, you DIDN’T know that? What did you say? What have you done, you fool!
September 5, 2009 at 1:05 pm
*Jaded- irrelevant spam
September 5, 2009 at 1:07 pm
Good boy.
September 5, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Will someone help me get my message across to her? Her comments thing wont let me comment.
September 5, 2009 at 1:28 pm
whats your comment?
September 5, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Ask her to talk to me on here, as her site clearly isn’t working for me. An entirely civil discussion, no flaming.
September 5, 2009 at 1:32 pm
asked her
September 5, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Good. Thank you.
September 5, 2009 at 1:43 pm
There’s no new comments on her Blog, G. Don’t lie to me.
September 5, 2009 at 1:47 pm
well i said it dammit
September 5, 2009 at 1:48 pm
S? What? Why ‘S’?
September 5, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Welli said that Joey asked for a convo, she obviously deleted my comments.
September 5, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I just want to talk to her. G, try asking again, my comments aren’t coming up either.
September 5, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Tried again.
September 5, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Thank you.
September 5, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Get MSN.
I’m sick of seeing comments like this. Useless and boring.
September 5, 2009 at 2:29 pm
I have MSN. We have as much right to comment as you do.
September 5, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I agree.
But you should at least make them useful.
September 5, 2009 at 2:52 pm
HOW? Nothing on this damned Blog is useful anymore!
September 5, 2009 at 2:56 pm
……
Carry on.
September 5, 2009 at 3:00 pm
That’ll be all.
September 5, 2009 at 2:04 pm
when i post my comments arnt apearing now, i dont think this will work
September 5, 2009 at 2:05 pm
She’s blocked us. Damnit, I just want to talk. Now what do we do?
September 5, 2009 at 5:50 pm
Just wanted you guys to know that I have reported our dear friend Nancymarie to WordPress.
September 5, 2009 at 5:52 pm
How? What? Huh?
September 5, 2009 at 6:31 pm
With an e-mail to their report abuse section.
September 5, 2009 at 6:35 pm
That was a total “RETREEEEAT!” moment. But we shall have our revenge.
September 5, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Also.
Google livinginoblivion.
We’re #5.
Out of all the combos you can get out of the words living, in, and oblivion…
We’re #5.
Let’s aim for #1, gentlemen.
VADERMATH, WE NEED YOU IN THIS TIME OF NEED.
COME FORTH AND HELP US VANQUISH OUR FOES.
RIDE YOUR MIGHTY STALLION OF FIRE INTO BATTLE.
AND WITH YOUR SWORD OF DIVINE POWER
VADERMATH
VADERMATH
VADERMATH
Has anyone heard from him? I used to call.
September 5, 2009 at 6:50 pm
The.
I used The call.
September 5, 2009 at 8:05 pm
No. We leave her Blog be.
September 5, 2009 at 8:36 pm
There’s no way she can arrest us for commenting on her blog. I have proxies and shits and loads of alternative e-mail addresses so her little filter won’t stop me if I don’t wish to be stopped.
September 5, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Well I’m stopping, you be a spammer but I hope the rest of us are better than that.
September 5, 2009 at 8:42 pm
It’s probably for the best, Michael.
We made a valiant stand, thanks to your brain and my creepy, high off not sleeping stalker instincts.
I feel like we got our point across, that we’re STILL not broken.
Just a bit disorganized.
September 5, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Oh, but we are. We’ve fallen apart. Well, not we. YOU.
September 5, 2009 at 8:38 pm
That too.
September 5, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Well, I do not wish to spam her but to discuss things with her if that would be necessary.
September 5, 2009 at 8:46 pm
I just wanted to talk. She blocked me. If you would tell her that we wish to talk, with no flaming, then do so.
September 5, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Well…
SOMEBODY fucked that up with the whole “motherfucking whore” thing.
September 5, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Indeed. SOMEBODY.
September 5, 2009 at 8:58 pm
hmm, thats true…. wait… oops.
September 5, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Are you afraid of her calling the police or something?
September 5, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Partially. Partially I can’t be bothered with it all.
September 5, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Joey; there is no law against talking to people over the internet. Nor is there a law against swearing on the internet. There is no law against commenting on a blog, either. You have nothing to fear.
She’s the one who has something to fear,
1. I reported her to WordPress
2. She posted our IP’s and our e-mail addresses. Which enables US to contact ‘the local authorities’.
September 5, 2009 at 9:12 pm
US. Not UK. Anyhow, I prefer NOT to ge in contact with the ‘local authorities’.
September 5, 2009 at 9:50 pm
With ‘US’, I did not mean the United States, but us.
LOL
September 5, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Elle Oh Elle.
September 5, 2009 at 9:58 pm
I’m sure i posted a comment on here, what happened to it, damn my comments keep disapearing.
September 5, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I wonder WHY.
September 5, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Hot damn.
September 5, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Damn hot?
September 6, 2009 at 12:35 am
Looks like the heat came down on her.
IP’s are gone.
September 6, 2009 at 4:22 am
Do you guys really have to comment thirty thousand times an hour? I have to find my last post somewhere above everytime I come to the site! Although, seeing the activity here does give me orgasms, so continue.
Ohhhhhh yeahaahahahahaaaeeeehhh
September 6, 2009 at 10:06 am
She better take my e-mail address down.
September 6, 2009 at 10:44 am
i dont care if she keeps my email there, it’s fake
September 6, 2009 at 12:14 pm
She better take the E-mail down I just got spammed for the first time since I ever got my E-mail account. Read this: You’re invited to: HELLO,
By your host: Mary Kipkalya
Date: Saturday September 5, 2009
Time: 1:00 pm – 2:00 pm (GMT +00:00)
Street: Dearest ,I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart.With due respect trust and humanity, i appeal to you to exercise a little patience and read through my letter i feel quite safe dealing with you in this important business having gone through your remarkable profile, honestly i am writing this email to you with pains, tears and sorrow from my heart, i will really like to have a good relationship with you and i have a special reason why i decided to contact you, i decided to contact you due to the urgency of my situation,My name is Miss. Mary Kipkalya Kones, 23yrs old female and I held from Kenya in West Africa. My father was the former Kenyan road Minister. He and Assistant Minister of Home Affairs Lorna Laboso had been on board the Cessna 210, which was headed to Kericho and crashed in a remote area called Kajong’a, in western Kenya. The plane crashed on the Tuesday 10th, June,2008. You can read more about the crash t hrough the below site:http:// edition.cnn. com/2008/ WORLD/africa/ 06/10/kenya. crash/index. html After the burial of my father, my stepmother and uncle conspired and sold my father’s property to an italian Expertrate which the shared the money among themselves and live nothing for me. One faithful morning, I opened my father’s briefcase and found out the documents which he have deposited huge amount of money in one bank in Burkina Faso with my name as the next of kin. I travelled to Burkina Faso to withdraw the money for a better life so that I can take care of myself and start a new life, on my arrival, the Bank Director whom I met in person told me that my father’s instuction to the bank is that the money would only be release to me when I am married or present a trustee who will help me and invest the money overseas. I am in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me and stand as my trustee so that I will present him to the Bank for transfer of the mo ney to20his bank account overseas. I have chosen to contact y ou after my prayers and I believe that you will not betray my trust. But rather take me as your own sister. Though you may wonder why I am so soon revealing myself to you without knowing you, well I will say that my mind convinc ed me that you may be the true person to help me. Moreso, I will like to disclose much to you if you can help me to relocate to your country because my stepmother have threaten to assinate me. The amount is( $5.8 USD )Million United State Dollars, and I have confirmed from the bank in Burkina Faso on my arrival, You will also help me to place the money in a more profitable business venture in your Country. However, you will help by recommending a nice University in your country so that I can complete my studies. It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my capital in your establishment. As soon as I receive your positive respo nse showing your interest I will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your self for now untill the bank will transfer the fund. I beg you not to disclose it till i come over because I am affraid of my weaked stepmother who has threatened to kill me and have the money alone ,I thank God Today=2 0that am out from my country (KENYA) but now In (Burkina Faso) where my father deposited these money with my name as the next of Kin.I have the documents for the claims. Yours Sincerely Mary Kipkalya Kones
You see? I’m not getting spammed, because I posted a comment on her Blog.
September 6, 2009 at 1:50 pm
i think she’s been banned from wordpress.
September 6, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Probably not.
September 6, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I sure do miss Nondrick.
September 6, 2009 at 7:05 pm
You DO do you? Well so do WE. So why don’t YOU join US.
September 6, 2009 at 7:54 pm
WHY are you PUTTING emphasis on YOUR words for?
September 6, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Because WE are special. Unlike You. You only get one capital.
September 7, 2009 at 1:05 am
PUTZY. Is great? AT BEING! Awesome. Enemy man. UP. Left? AHEAD. WHAT!
September 7, 2009 at 7:36 am
OH MY GOD! SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow down
this is going on for way to long.
Seriously, like… Notus comes along, and we ignore him. We should embrace him into our crew for caring for this long.
Still…
Wanna go back to the old days? when we had good old Jaded? Anybody miss him/her/it/them?
September 7, 2009 at 3:13 pm
I embraced him! Michael didn’t.
September 7, 2009 at 7:39 am
Also… i read that noob article that said noob and … woot? weren’t in the dictionary.
How come “D’oh” can be in the dictionary but 1337z0r cant?
September 7, 2009 at 10:08 am
because who fucking uses leetzor in real life?
September 7, 2009 at 10:16 am
me…
September 7, 2009 at 3:15 pm
I say: 1 3 3 7. Or Leet.
September 7, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Got my first spam mail today. Thank you, Nancymarie.
September 8, 2009 at 2:59 pm
We’re Spam-buddys.
September 7, 2009 at 3:47 pm
i WoNdeR wHaT HeR eMaIl Is.
September 7, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Hey guys. Our e-mails are going to be taken down! Victory is ours! Huzzah!
September 7, 2009 at 9:56 pm
Concerned: Half of the Life and (apparant) Death of Nondrick P. Cairk’tir
September 8, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Wait, what? and it’s apparent.
September 8, 2009 at 6:04 am
wait… what emails?
September 8, 2009 at 9:16 am
Im not sure. I don’t keep track of the storyline much. I just post comments where I rape people.
*takes G into back room*
*Gs screams are heard*
September 8, 2009 at 10:45 am
i got the weirdest sense of deja vu then
September 8, 2009 at 10:46 am
i got the weirdest sense of deja vu then.
September 8, 2009 at 12:20 pm
I got the weirdest sense of screwing you mother then.
September 8, 2009 at 1:48 pm
ಠ_ಠ
September 8, 2009 at 2:49 pm
I got the weirdest sense that putzy has a small dick.
September 8, 2009 at 3:01 pm
That’s not a wierd sense, it’s Logic. Also, as for the E-mail Fail, can I get a HUZZAH!
September 8, 2009 at 6:40 pm
HUZZAH!
September 8, 2009 at 6:41 pm
You know, I think me and you could actually get along! That’d be pretty cool. Unlikely, but cool all the same.
September 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm
That’s not very weird.
September 8, 2009 at 6:36 pm
WAVELENGTH. Anyhow, i may start a Blog. It’ll probably suck, nut I’d be honoured if you guys made a guest appearance.
September 8, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Not nut, but, but. Okay?
September 8, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Sure. Write about me and make a hell lot of references to me.
September 8, 2009 at 8:39 pm
References? Can do.
September 8, 2009 at 8:47 pm
Great. Now.. uh, move along.
September 8, 2009 at 8:53 pm
I had sexy time with my mother in-law.
September 9, 2009 at 1:42 am
I can haz cheezburgr wile fuking ur mumma?
September 9, 2009 at 6:31 am
Whats with the mother fucking fucking mother jokes?
U got an oedipus complex or summin? Dunno what it is?
GOOGLE HAS THE ANSWER
September 9, 2009 at 6:34 am
Nah, I’m just super bored. Which is the opposite of what your mum was feeling when I was fucking her, incidently.
September 9, 2009 at 6:42 am
Michael: Serious? Putzy: Getting old. King: Everyone’s doing it, just say yes!
September 9, 2009 at 7:19 am
The Putz does not ‘get old’…he gets paid.
Because I can.
September 9, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Dun.. dun.. dyyy
I might be away this weekend, not sure yet though.
September 9, 2009 at 1:31 pm
*rapes michael*
*HARD*
September 9, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Makes Putzy’s comment undone.
September 9, 2009 at 1:37 pm
*disables all Michaels abilities and powers then rapes him again, really really hard then makes it so it can never be stopped, rewinded, undone or deleted*
September 9, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Takes them back.
September 9, 2009 at 3:02 pm
You have to talk about it first? Elle Oh Elle. *moves along*
September 9, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Yes.
September 9, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Fair enough. Blog up in some days maybe possibly, complete with references. In the meantime just re-read Nondrick. Comma’s suck.
September 9, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Great, Joey.
September 9, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Was that actual appraise? Also, sucky new acoount. YOU CAN’T HAVE CAPITALS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!
September 9, 2009 at 8:24 pm
And yes, my name is not only a reference to mine and all of ours sanity, but also a reference to The Game. ALSO: SUPER SAIYAN SPACES?
September 9, 2009 at 8:30 pm
I do know of The Game, youjustlostit(Joey?).
Also, egg.
September 9, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Yes, Micheal it’s me, joey, check my avatar. Also, you introduced me to The Game. You’re like the mentor you never wanted to be.
September 9, 2009 at 8:38 pm
… wth? ok so let me try and understnad whats happening, putzy’s being doing it with moms( that joke is getting OLD now) joey’s making a blog, king frozen is… err… idk./…. Micahel is same as always…..
September 9, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Sorry Michael*
September 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm
LOL. Tell me how I’m like always. Always good to know, you know.
September 9, 2009 at 8:42 pm
What the fuck? I messed up Micaels name, messed up my name, gave Michael a semi-compliment/assertation of any kind of importance, and then called him my ‘mentor’. … wth? Indeed.
It IS getting OLD, SEE Putzy. I’m making a CRAP Blog. A being the operative word. Not…
King is doing stuff. NOT PEOPLE, AND NOT DOING IN THAT WAY. Michael… I dunno, I think he’s becoming more accepting of anyone at all ever on the internet.
September 9, 2009 at 9:14 pm
“I messed up Micaels name”
WHAT THE FUCK? Why can’t we write his name properly. what have you done, Michael?
September 10, 2009 at 4:47 pm
I made you a brain but I eated it.
September 10, 2009 at 12:40 am
If your mum sex jokes were getting old, why am I fucking yours now?
September 10, 2009 at 3:38 am
I’m starting to hate me too.
September 10, 2009 at 5:42 am
You should. your like hitler. Even he hated himself enough to kill himself.
FUN FACT: Hitler had sexual relationships with 3 women, all of which committed suicide.
And i am doing something. Does being awesome count?
September 10, 2009 at 7:56 am
Only if you’re awesome, which, incidently, you’re not.
September 10, 2009 at 3:12 pm
I’m awesome.
September 10, 2009 at 4:48 pm
You are.
September 11, 2009 at 12:48 am
Yeah, Gl is awesome.
September 10, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Newfags can’t Triforce
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September 10, 2009 at 4:14 pm
Lol. Oh and by ‘ Michael… I dunno, I think he’s becoming more accepting of anyone at all ever on the internet.’ do you mean I’m accepting you?
September 10, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Not necessarily accepting me. Just aboding with me. How do you make the triangles?
September 10, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Abiding with me, That’s the word I was looking for. Abiding. Also, mah Blog will have it’s first post, (complete with references) on the 11, probably.
September 10, 2009 at 8:02 pm
11th. On the 11th. Damnit.
September 10, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Make it about WTC. And me.
September 10, 2009 at 8:29 pm
WTC? School just started, gimme a break and explain it. Please?
September 10, 2009 at 8:35 pm
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the Pyramid scheme.
September 10, 2009 at 8:38 pm
what??? it came out well when i was typing it.
hi
testtt
September 10, 2009 at 8:40 pm
it seams that it doesnt work, sigh
September 10, 2009 at 8:41 pm
How do you do it, G? Tell your friend.
September 10, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Joey; WTC= World Trade Center= OMGAOMG BAWWWW 9/11 2001
omgaomg talibans
September 10, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Oh, yeeeeh. BAWWWW? Do you mean BAWWWWMB? Omgaomg? Why the a? Oh my God and oh my God?
Anyhow, it’ll be more interesting than that. NOT. It’s: A Journal of an Aylied Ruins Hunter. Sue me.
September 10, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Oh, and before I forget: Talibanny fanny.
September 10, 2009 at 9:16 pm
I CAN’T STOP PLAYING BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM!!!
God help me.
September 10, 2009 at 9:19 pm
Even God cannot help you now.
September 10, 2009 at 10:13 pm
School fucking sucks. Sorry for not posting and nancymarie posted about getting a meesage about blog abuse. Bah.
September 11, 2009 at 10:10 pm
DON’T FUCKING WHINE AT ME.
September 10, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Oh, and started playing fallout 3. =3
September 10, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Wtf have you been doing with your life before now?
September 11, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Your mum.
September 11, 2009 at 12:54 am
You know, trying to play through Crysis using nothing but your fists = bloody hard
September 11, 2009 at 10:12 pm
No-one cares. Go back to old jokes.
September 11, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Gawd sum1 post sumfin
September 11, 2009 at 10:13 pm
I did.
September 11, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Happy September 11th!!!
September 11, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Same to you.
September 11, 2009 at 8:07 pm
Post something? ok then
Something
there. Happy now?
September 11, 2009 at 10:17 pm
No, I’m fucking not.
September 11, 2009 at 9:07 pm
whoalollol. I posted something! And Joey, Bawww=crying.
September 11, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Meeeeentor.
September 11, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Normally I’d call you a newfag, but I didn’t feel like it. kthnxbailol
September 11, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Same as above.
September 11, 2009 at 9:21 pm
✈ ▌▌ HAPPY TOWER DAY, BY THE WAY!
September 11, 2009 at 10:21 pm
Same to you. Teach me symbols.
September 11, 2009 at 10:11 pm
People say that the war in iraq to end, that it’s evil. But I remember what happened 8 years ago, and I remember what we’re fighting for. The protesters would see the terrorists kill us all, so that’s why I say to you this day: remember 9/11.
September 11, 2009 at 10:12 pm
AND I MEAN IT!
September 11, 2009 at 10:13 pm
*war in iraq SHOULD end, typo
September 11, 2009 at 10:22 pm
Not the place. Yes the time, but not the place. Why did I fucking start my Blog today?
September 11, 2009 at 10:23 pm
GO TO HELL, LAPTOP.
September 11, 2009 at 10:29 pm
It appears thou art not pleased with your portable computer device. Haveth I the right thinking in the mind that belongs to me?
September 11, 2009 at 10:33 pm
I don’t hate it as much as the computer I WAS on. I couldn’t comment, so I read the Hiatus post. So THAT’S who Max and Washcloth are. And THAT’S why Vadermath and The Green Lantern are so important.
September 11, 2009 at 10:36 pm
You bet. But I’m more important. I have Varla Stones!
September 11, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Me TOO! Shitloads! Wait ’til you see my Blog. … Please teach me symbols?
September 11, 2009 at 10:43 pm
You press(and keep it pressed) alt, and then you just press some numbers on the numpad, and expirement. Or maybe you could find something if you google’d it. Good luck have fun, boy.
September 11, 2009 at 10:46 pm
Like this? It’s doing nothing… Ah well, thanks for teaching me, it’s probably just the laptop.
September 11, 2009 at 11:01 pm
¯/◘☻♦♠☻L works well for me.
September 11, 2009 at 11:03 pm
Ah well, thanks for the effort, Mister.
September 11, 2009 at 11:15 pm
You are most welcome, student.
September 11, 2009 at 11:16 pm
So you accept the unlikely and burdoning role of Mentor?
September 11, 2009 at 11:20 pm
altcodes… ™
what’s your blog joey?
also if your on the laptop you have to press the fn(function) key as well as th alt
September 11, 2009 at 11:22 pm
Ah. My Blog is: A Journal of an Aylied Ruins Hunter. Michael’s still got the job… >.> No worky…
September 11, 2009 at 11:25 pm
YAY. You can’t provide me, the great Varla Stone hunter with a link?
September 11, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Wait just one second. The things I do for you…
September 11, 2009 at 11:29 pm
http://ajournalofanayliedruinshunter.wordpress.com/ <— THERE. Complete with references.
September 11, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Great. Can’t wait to see what you wrote about me.
September 11, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Nothing in particular about certain people, other than Max and Washcloth. I may not be a member of the Hiatus Crew, but I’m like the equivelant of an old family friend.
September 11, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Then start spamming it up with references to me!
September 11, 2009 at 11:37 pm
IJustWonIt.
What do yo mean my comment is awaiting moderation?
September 11, 2009 at 11:37 pm
lol, namechange.
September 11, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Elle Oh Elle. Also, first Blog, gimme a break.
September 11, 2009 at 11:38 pm
In other news, No Sex For Ben. It’s a song. And I’m listening to it right now.
September 12, 2009 at 4:35 am
Fnuckin’ TATER.
September 12, 2009 at 10:22 am
My God. I’m embarrassed ever to have been associated with this place, much less this ‘crew’. I’m out. See you later, or whenever.
September 12, 2009 at 11:58 pm
Nouh.
September 12, 2009 at 10:58 am
Well, it sure has deteriated.
But thats due to madness from lack of Nonny.
Which is why I said “Fnuckin’ TATER” just a moment ago.
September 12, 2009 at 12:52 pm
We’re pathetic. But I have a Blog, which makes me BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU! MWUHAHAHAHAHA!Also, I’m not part of The Hiatus Crew. Your numbers have dwindled, and you have all but disbanded.
September 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm
MIA
Mdget
Washcloth
Max
Addicted
dupersude
jackrabbit
what happened to vadermath? should we add him to the mia list as well?
September 12, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Aspgren.
September 12, 2009 at 3:16 pm
>>>what happened to vadermath? should we add him to the mia list as well?
Yes.
September 12, 2009 at 3:18 pm
New post Michael, you commented just after I put it up. Max is more of a deserter. He has his own Blog, but ignores all attempts at contact.
September 12, 2009 at 3:31 pm
BRAR KDKKKLK J JBMBML B!!!!!1111 Hi. blog needs pictures, pretend they’re journal drawings.
September 12, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I use a 360, how do I get pics, huh? Also, read the first update, for Goats sake.
September 12, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Oh. 360. I’m savin up for one.
September 12, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I’m saving up for a Capture Card.
September 12, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Yeah, this place does suck anymore.
No wonder Vadermath gave up.
Goodbye people.
September 12, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I elect Michael as new leader!
September 12, 2009 at 8:53 pm
Yes, I did give up. No one (save Michael) of the old guard comes around here, or the website, making cool jokes and smalltalk. But Lantern, I hope I at least hear from you on MSN sometimes…
September 12, 2009 at 8:56 pm
That’s why I elected Michael as new leader. Did I kill The Hiatus Crew? What about your site?
September 12, 2009 at 11:49 pm
WHEEHAA. I’m the new leader, thank you, Joey. For your faith in me, I mean.
September 13, 2009 at 2:52 am
I still talk to Midget and dupersude on msn. This is getting old. I might post everynow and then, but probably not.
September 13, 2009 at 10:27 am
You gotta have faith! Eh, your the only one of the old Crew still around, and you’ve got a kickass avatar. It was always going to happen someday.
September 13, 2009 at 11:27 am
so basically it just michael ( leader) Me lef tof the hiatus crew. joey and srg post here, and putzy is a maybe… is that it???
September 13, 2009 at 11:38 am
>>>so basically it just michael ( leader) Me lef tof the hiatus crew. joey and srg post here, and putzy is a maybe… is that it???
Yes.
September 13, 2009 at 11:40 am
Lern 2 spel
September 13, 2009 at 1:03 pm
damn 2000 comments – hooo
SRSLY NONDRICK GET YOUR FAT ARSE IN GEAR BOI
September 13, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Fuck me Kibble, you’re alive? Welcome.
September 13, 2009 at 1:51 pm
No way joey, no just no.
Who’s kibble?
September 13, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Calm down g, I don’t expect YOu to learn how to spell, that’d be a damn near miracle.
Yesterday I had nothing to do other than read all of the comments on the Hiatus post. THAT’S who Kibble is.
September 13, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Correction: *G. USE CAPITALS. Who else here loves Crunchy Nut Cornflakes?
September 13, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Gawd, sounds like another Kellogs crunchy nut.
September 13, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Nice try but that’s not my E-Mail. what E-Mail IS that? The avatar is 1337.
September 13, 2009 at 3:56 pm
So I’m thinkin of makin one of those TAle things, not now though, I got homework.(fuckin school)
September 13, 2009 at 4:01 pm
You want to be the new Putzy? You’ll need to do the Novel as well.
September 13, 2009 at 5:26 pm
But the novel is Vadermath.
September 14, 2009 at 6:52 am
Yes, but he left us too. It is now a required part of becoming Putzy, and eventually Vader, when the new Putzy comes or the old Vader leaves.
September 13, 2009 at 8:10 pm
well i think we should fill the roles of the mia’s.
September 13, 2009 at 9:35 pm
oops i forgot to add tharoon to the Mia list
MIA
Midget
Tharron
Green Lantern
Addicted
Max
Washcloth
Vadermath
Putsy (Should he be here?)
Kibble (important?)
Dupersude
Jackrabbit
Aspgren
Joeman
Wow that’s a big list.
That’s 13 people, and there were some “Background” people who occasionally posted when the hiatus crew were in it’s hayday…
If only we can simultaneously bring everyone back, but that won’t ever happen. EVER.
September 13, 2009 at 9:36 pm
oops i forgot to add tharoon to the Mia list
MIA
Midget
Tharron
Green Lantern
Addicted
Max
Washcloth
Vadermath
Putsy (Should he be here?)
Kibble (important?)
Dupersude
Jackrabbit
Aspgren
Joeman
Wow that’s a big list.
That’s 13 people, and there were some “Background” people who occasionally posted when the hiatus crew were in it’s hayday…
If only we can simultaneously bring everyone back, but that won’t happen.
Maybe i should leave?
September 13, 2009 at 9:39 pm
Ah, fuck i keep fogetting about King Frozen.
September 13, 2009 at 10:41 pm
First, aspgren is a dick who writes blogs well, so he doesn’t count.
September 14, 2009 at 4:50 am
I can’t wait till April 2010. >_>
September 14, 2009 at 6:15 am
Why?
September 14, 2009 at 8:01 am
Your mother.
September 14, 2009 at 10:06 am
Ooh Em gee…
get a life…
i havent been here coz u guys have fallen apart. Cant we all move on and..
um…
…
continue
September 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm
I agree with you king frozen, i’m off.
September 14, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Fuck. I had a feeling it would end like this. But no,no, I will NOT leave this ship, err comment section, I repeat; I will NOT leave this comment section! Huzzah!
September 14, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Christopholes too. Also, stop impersonating me. For Goat’s sake!
September 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm
No wai.
September 14, 2009 at 3:23 pm
WHY? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? EVERYONE KNOW IT’S NOT ME.
September 14, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Did someone say loli?
September 14, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Oh and also
Everybody reading this post
GJust became aware that they are breathing manually.
They are also blAinking manually
AnMd if they go back and read all of my supposed capital letter typo’s in orEder, from the first one to now, they will realise something…
September 14, 2009 at 6:06 pm
I already did. I KNEW something was fishy.
September 14, 2009 at 6:51 pm
hmmm…. START THE KINGLY MUSIC! *gingly music plays in background* ALL HAIL KING THARRON THE ONE WHO HAS REIGN OVER ALL TE LANDS ETC ETC YEAH HAIL HIM!
So i see we just continue on this endless long post… hwo is everybody doing? any fun pantsy (He he pantsy) jokes going on? did i miss something? and no im not reading back up! so someone give me a short nuthsel version of all that happened when LiO broke up (ish)
September 14, 2009 at 6:56 pm
I made peace, Vader and Green Lantern came back, then deserted, Michael and me got dupersude back, G left, Kibble and Christopholes re-appeared (may be clones) an now I’m trying to get all of you guys back.
September 14, 2009 at 7:27 pm
… Epic death of LIO.
September 14, 2009 at 7:41 pm
It died. I’m using the Staff of Worms on it. But this time? It’s a permenant effect. Stay. Please.
September 14, 2009 at 7:46 pm
All I say is, go and be crusified!
September 14, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Crucified.
September 14, 2009 at 7:57 pm
OP fails to deliver.
September 14, 2009 at 8:01 pm
This is why we’re a good team. What’s an OP?
September 15, 2009 at 12:33 am
I’m sorry, I KNOW we don’t use the reply button but…
Son… I am disappoint.
September 14, 2009 at 8:46 pm
IDK myyyy BFF JILL?
September 14, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I know. You are second -in-command in our Crew. That puts you in charge of names.
September 14, 2009 at 9:58 pm
Nobody fucking hailed me! you guys suck my nutzorgs!
*takes Youjustlostit to the back…room of the train!*
*hears very harsh iron clashing noices in backroom*
September 15, 2009 at 12:34 am
youjustlostit- I only JUST NOW took it in that your name refers to the game. JUST NOW. Fuck you man. Fuck you.
September 15, 2009 at 8:02 am
*has no capital Y because the fucking thing wont let you.* Quote: youjustlostit Says:
September 9, 2009 at 8:24 pm
And yes, my name is not only a reference to mine and all of ours sanity, but also a reference to The Game. ALSO: SUPER SAIYAN SPACES?
September 15, 2009 at 8:22 am
I didnt see that quote. I was too busy avoiding prison. Hah! Haha!
…
But seriously. Was that last thursday? Cause if so the first line is true.
September 15, 2009 at 8:24 am
The first line is true for me recently. I’m losing it man.
September 15, 2009 at 9:20 am
Why. What’d you do?
September 15, 2009 at 9:23 am
What didn’t I do? Life as I used to know is FUBAR.
September 15, 2009 at 11:53 am
MY GOD!
how many time must i lose the game?
and… prison?
seriously, how hard is it to cover up a crime?
September 15, 2009 at 11:55 am
Prison is fun. Do you KNOW how many people drop the soap?
September 15, 2009 at 4:29 pm
:0
September 15, 2009 at 4:38 pm
No?
September 15, 2009 at 6:00 pm
Oh that’s just fucking great, the day i leave tharron comes back and duprsude, for fuck sake.
Does this mean HC is still alive? ish?
I hate english ( not the language the lesson – i’m fucking shit at it something you all have probably picked up by now)
September 15, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Not by chance. I hunted them down. We wouldn’t have dupersude if not for Michael. Also, it’s about 10% of people. And 56% of statistics are made up one the spot.
September 15, 2009 at 11:07 pm
This is the comment section of a neglected blog, not a chatroom or a club.
Go find something better to do with your time, or at least just talk about Nondrick.
September 16, 2009 at 6:28 pm
Perfect timing, we needed someone to make things interesting!
September 16, 2009 at 6:45 pm
This gotta be lemon boy.
September 16, 2009 at 12:58 am
Omg it seems like LiO is forming back we even have an euhm Spammer something something that chick tha thated our guts! 😛 Back! 😀 Niccce! *plays with his…KINGLY STAF! yesss!*
September 16, 2009 at 3:01 am
Put the fucking ‘staff’ away for gods sake!
September 16, 2009 at 6:30 am
KingFrozen – You cant exactly “cover up a crime” when it’s your girlfriends father threatening to call the police and have you arrested for… euhm… stuff… Because shes a year under the legal age of consent for said stuff. So yeah.
Putzy – Thats what she said, isn’t it? There, there… *pats you on the back*
September 16, 2009 at 7:01 am
Hey, just dropped by to say h- what in the name of all that is holy is going on here?
Right, um….
You could use a sheet to cover up the crime?
September 16, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Hello Midget. It is fate. Stay. ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US!
September 16, 2009 at 8:06 pm
It’s MIDGET!!! Holy SHIT!!! cool, it’s midget!!!wooot are you here to stay?
September 16, 2009 at 7:05 am
we were, but her mother got rid of the sheet when she seen we were hiding under it.
September 16, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Yo putz, check this shit out:
Im doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.
September 16, 2009 at 6:32 pm
That’s copied from a song by the JIZZ, IN MY PANTS guys!
September 16, 2009 at 6:42 pm
The Lonely Island.
September 16, 2009 at 6:53 pm
OMGWTFBBQ! REPLYING? And that’s the album, is it not?
September 16, 2009 at 11:59 pm
THE BANDWAGON.
I’m on it.
ZING.
September 16, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Midget, hey are you back? Will you stay?
September 16, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Hey Kingfrozen, thats pretty good, but make the rhymes more obvious next time. Still, not a bad effort.
September 16, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I lost the game.
September 16, 2009 at 3:43 pm
oh and kingfrozen – The last line… Killed it. I’m sorry but it did. Completely. It was out of context, and it didnt even come close to rhyming with anything.
sorry.. but, Truth.
September 16, 2009 at 6:39 pm
I’ve done two impossibles. I disbanded you guys, and now I brought you back. The difficult I can do, the impossible will take a little while.
September 16, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Yes Joey, you did acheive one impossible in there, and that was to Disband us, but i don’t see how you “re-united” us, so i say you did not acheive to bring us back together.
September 16, 2009 at 6:54 pm
The Game. trollface.jpg
September 16, 2009 at 7:25 pm
is Midget back? does that meen we would be able to convince gl and vadermath to be back as well? is anyone making contact with the other…. i should really give you guys my email./…
September 16, 2009 at 7:33 pm
E-Mail. Now. And we’ll consider re-accepting you, deserter.
September 16, 2009 at 7:52 pm
Ahem, deserter?
September 16, 2009 at 8:54 pm
Looking bak at the comments, i think aspgren is a dick
September 16, 2009 at 9:02 pm
back*
September 16, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Ok so you went to know my email add? it’s Loro_B@hotmail.co.uk
B is the first letter of my second name, loro is a word, which no one here knows/ should not know the meaning of.
September 16, 2009 at 9:06 pm
YOU LEFT US. Aspgren was… I’m saying nothing.
September 16, 2009 at 9:18 pm
ain’t ya gonna ad me?
September 16, 2009 at 9:21 pm
STOP APPEARING OFFLINE DUMBASS!
September 16, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I like appearing offline, it gives me the appearance that am offline… duhhh
September 16, 2009 at 9:30 pm
i appoint myself Vice hiater of the hiatus crew.
September 16, 2009 at 11:58 pm
My spidey senses tell me theres been a lot of replying going on in this here comment section…
September 17, 2009 at 12:15 am
BEHOLD FELLOW HIATUS MEMBERS…
… And.. other.. stragglers… I guess… >_>
AHEM.
I HAVE CREATED A TREASURE HUNT FOR YOU ALL.
Actually i hid several one-word posts in amongst the chaos that is this comment section, in random places all over. A cookie to you if you can find them.
WITHOUT USING CTRL F. Faggots…
September 17, 2009 at 7:16 am
I couldn’t find what the hell you were on about USING ctrl f
September 17, 2009 at 2:58 pm
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September 17, 2009 at 12:01 am
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September 17, 2009 at 12:08 am
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Found all 4
September 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm
That is why G is a failure.
September 17, 2009 at 4:44 pm
thats why joey’s gay
September 17, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Lern 2 spul
September 17, 2009 at 8:34 pm
Learn to suck on my left testicle.
September 17, 2009 at 8:35 pm
Welcome.
September 17, 2009 at 9:00 pm
Welcome to my left testicle.
September 17, 2009 at 9:01 pm
How refreshingly original.
September 17, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Welcome to my fresh testicle, my fresh left testicle.
September 17, 2009 at 9:10 pm
Woah, who’s this “suck on my” guy?
September 17, 2009 at 9:13 pm
It’s you G.
September 18, 2009 at 10:50 am
i stole the rap from somewhere, thats why it uber-failed-saurus.
It is also obviously G.
September 18, 2009 at 10:51 am
Seriously, how dumb do you think we are?
And who missed me?
September 18, 2009 at 10:52 am
Anyone else feel the same?
September 18, 2009 at 10:55 am
SPAM
EEPPIICC!!1
IN THE MOUNTAINS
OVER 9000!
MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME
I HEARD YOU LIKE MUDKIPS
PROSTITUTES APPEAL TO POPE
September 18, 2009 at 12:10 pm
And so this website is complete.
September 18, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Midget!!
September 18, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Another cool, laid back one liner from the one, the only, the MIDGET!
September 18, 2009 at 2:11 pm
WHAT IS THIS SIXTY SEVEN NEW FUCKING EMAILS BULLSHIT THAT I SEE IN MY INBOX?!
September 18, 2009 at 2:13 pm
oh and G, there was six. 😀
September 18, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Oh… wait…
Er… ignore that ragepost.
Facepalm ><
September 18, 2009 at 2:34 pm
What do you mean there was 6???
September 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm
I live. So do you. What a coincedence.
September 18, 2009 at 3:04 pm
You live so do i. but i rather live, without you living.
September 18, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Translation: You live, so do I. But I’d rather live without you dead. Translation: Go die.
September 18, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Tanslation: I’m awesome
September 18, 2009 at 3:28 pm
TRANSLATION. WITH A R. Like trannie, the girls you date.
September 18, 2009 at 3:38 pm
▲▲
September 18, 2009 at 3:38 pm
You date whores.
September 18, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Correction: You date male whores
September 18, 2009 at 6:02 pm
You now all have 11+ new emails in your inbox. Muhahahaha. I’m Awesome. What’s happened to Michael??? i havn’t seen him in a while
September 18, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Sigh.
September 18, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Le Sigh
September 18, 2009 at 7:52 pm
L’absont.
September 18, 2009 at 8:12 pm
Say waht, i can’t speak french
September 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm
what*
September 18, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Hi, i read your blog, it’s awesome, keep it up.
September 19, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Check the date on this update Dom.
September 18, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Hi. I have swine flu(?).
September 19, 2009 at 1:50 am
Your ass has swine flu
September 19, 2009 at 6:16 am
thats what she said?
September 19, 2009 at 6:17 am
Whats up with…
September 19, 2009 at 6:17 am
all of you ignoring…
September 19, 2009 at 6:18 am
my long name post…
September 19, 2009 at 6:20 am
and speaking in this incredibly impractical manner with like, 5 words per post
dammit… im starting to sound like…
well… you know who im talkin about
September 19, 2009 at 3:38 pm
I try to talk to everyone but someone always gets missed, sorry Frozen.
September 19, 2009 at 9:51 am
YOUR MUM?
September 19, 2009 at 10:06 am
So apparently I’m the one-liner guy now.
Anyone else’s comment box lag when they type?
September 19, 2009 at 10:07 am
That is the only reason I can only type one liners.
September 19, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Only on a different, slow-as-fuck computer.
September 19, 2009 at 10:19 am
Midget, no, my comment box doesn’t lag, srg has got swine flu? stay away!
September 19, 2009 at 10:21 am
oh and putz, your mum?
September 19, 2009 at 2:35 pm
YES!!
September 19, 2009 at 3:54 pm
hi.
September 19, 2009 at 3:55 pm
FOR FUCK’S SAKE! IT’S NOT A CHATROOM GUYS!
September 19, 2009 at 3:57 pm
hark who’s talking
September 19, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I can do anything, but try to have at least five or more words to a comment, unless the comment calls for less.
September 20, 2009 at 4:03 am
G. What the fuck. That is all.
September 20, 2009 at 6:49 am
No mention of me? Aww. I’m hurt. Really I am.
September 20, 2009 at 2:46 pm
43…
September 20, 2009 at 6:43 pm
Welly well well well now! 2,500- somthing comments? a record for sure
September 20, 2009 at 8:17 pm
W-W-W-Wa-Washcloth?! OMGAOMGWTFBBQ
September 20, 2009 at 8:18 pm
Holy shit, Washcloth. It. Is. You! HUZZAH!
September 21, 2009 at 5:22 am
OH SWEET GOAT. You! I searched endlessly for you on other blogs and sites. For you AND max, actually. Because Michael and the rest of the old timers in the crew wanted you back.
I had no luck with you, got ahold of max’s blog but he hasnt responded to any of our comments despite the fact he does update…
BUT YOU JUST CAME BACK OUT OF NOWHERE?
September 21, 2009 at 6:15 am
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!
its um… an honour to meet you sir
September 21, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Holy shit it’s washcloth!
Ahem
It’s er – a honour to meet you sir.
September 21, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Hey Washcloth. From what I’ve seen on the Hiatus post you were funny. you’re grammar and spelling was worse too. Which begs the question, is it really you? And, the other question, did my Blog have anything to do with this? Probably not.
September 21, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Let’s hurl some babies off of a bridge, just for the kicks of it.
September 21, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Was that not akin to the way Max used to kill them?
September 21, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Yes, it was.
September 21, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Oh and SRG you ~astard you gave me swine flu, or some sort of flu… well i’m sick dammit and i’m blaming you!
September 21, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I LIED. There might be an Update on my Blog today, but I need to relax and kill this headache first, so I’m off for a bath. Sorry guys.
September 21, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Joey, i’ve got a question, are you ever going on a hiatus?
September 21, 2009 at 7:49 pm
He already is.
September 22, 2009 at 5:43 am
YOU are!
September 22, 2009 at 6:36 am
I am not. There will be a post today or tommorow because I screwed up on my deadline. I’m sorry but I couldn’t do anything under those conditions. Sorry guys.
September 22, 2009 at 10:13 am
what are you bloggin’?
September 22, 2009 at 10:15 am
PS Joey, go back to Bitter Brew or the Hiatus blog page. Ctrl F for washcloth, and compare the little picture. Same picture. Same washcloth.
September 22, 2009 at 1:22 pm
dupersude- That’s how I found out.
September 22, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Hmm. I’m still suspicious, but if you say so. Hello, Wash. Can I call you Wash? Like Agent Washington in RvB. Also, mah Blog is: http://ajournalofanayliedruinshunter.wordpress.com/
September 22, 2009 at 2:46 pm
That reminds me: RvB!
September 22, 2009 at 6:06 pm
HI!
September 22, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Once again, NOT A CHATROOM.
September 22, 2009 at 6:22 pm
HAI!
September 23, 2009 at 12:48 am
LOLLLLLOLOLOLOLOL
September 23, 2009 at 6:44 am
What have I done? I am ashamed. Michael. Be dissapoint. In yourself. And G. And The Hiatus Crew.
September 23, 2009 at 7:14 am
Michael – Figured as much, seeing as you made two posts. First one was in excitement, second was after you confirmed it was washcloth… Who seems to have disappeared again.
Joey – Fuck you man, i ain’t done nothing for nobody to be dissapoint for.
September 23, 2009 at 7:37 am
wow… wash left us again?
dammit
im only reading the last post, so u guys gotta keep all the information in each post so i dont get lost
September 23, 2009 at 7:47 am
I tried to do so, but my post was discarded after i tried to copy pasta the last 2,986 comments.
September 23, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Bad King. Read everything. Like the rest of us sad people. Also, dupersude, yes. FUCK ME.
September 24, 2009 at 12:38 am
With a STICK ON A MONKEY!
September 24, 2009 at 12:38 am
BTW LEET WORLD LOL!
September 24, 2009 at 3:16 am
lulwot?
September 24, 2009 at 3:21 am
beastiality?
i know we were weird… but… c’mon guys(/girls delete as applicable)!
September 24, 2009 at 10:01 am
I have returned for a short time (one post)!
YOU BASTARD!
You turned on me! How could you? You deserved that bull rush tackle hug, and don’t forget it.
September 24, 2009 at 7:17 am
I don’t get the beastiality reference.
September 24, 2009 at 2:00 pm
you know what dupersude? i do’t either.
September 24, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Welcome back Jackrabbit, you can’t resist staying, you know you want to.
September 24, 2009 at 2:01 pm
That’s what she said
September 24, 2009 at 2:03 pm
98
September 24, 2009 at 2:03 pm
99
September 24, 2009 at 2:03 pm
annnnnnnnnnd 3000 get!
September 24, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Damn, Dupersude how dare you!
September 24, 2009 at 2:37 pm
You son of a bitch, dupersude. I wanted that get! Oh,
it seems You just lost The Game.
September 24, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Na na nana na!
September 24, 2009 at 3:00 pm
now we have to wait until we get till comment 4000
September 24, 2009 at 3:14 pm
True dat.
September 24, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Hell hath no fury like a helgenburger scorned.
September 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm
3000? Neat. I’m getting 9001. JackRabbit, stay. Who betrayed what? Beastiality isn’t fun. Leet world IS funny… So.
September 24, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Joey, you better update that blog before my window ninjas pay you a visit.
September 24, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Yeah joey before his nijas pay a visit. uh wait, they already have.
September 24, 2009 at 9:23 pm
How’s my favourite group of social outcasts? I’m attempting to change the world, hell, you might see me on the news! Probably not, but still. Also: Blog… I know, I know. If not this week, then I’ll make a Hiatus post. I have my next day written up, but for a paragraph or so.
September 25, 2009 at 2:48 am
Sure, call us social outcasts when you are on msn 24/7
September 25, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Hey guys! Wanna know the perfect murder weapon?? Do ya?!
…
……
Get ready for this:
Distilled water, frozen, fashioned into a blade.
You cut the fuckers open and what not.
Now as you should well know, distilled water has *no* impurities, making the weapon impossible to trace, but even then… What weapon?! It melts to nothing!
September 25, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Shit, dupersude. That could fucking work, as long as no one sees you. *disguises to the red spah*
September 25, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Of course as long as no-one sees you. Who the fuck would comit murder with an ice blade and let somebody see them? The idea of the ice is to make it seem as though there was no murder weapon. The police come, find a body covered in lacerations, no evidence as to how they got there. All they can tell is they’re slices because of the way the skin is split and bruising techniques, etc. etc.
If somebody seen you with a long sharp piece of ice in your hand shoving it into somebody’s jugular, they tell the police, the police catch on immediately. They suddenly have a way to identify a string of murders with similar fashion (ice blades, no evidence etc.) and know what to look for in a suspects house (distilling equipment).
September 25, 2009 at 4:13 pm
o and tl;dr, dont let anybody see you no matter what murder you do or its all fucked whether you use the ice blade or not.
September 25, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Intresting, however the ice blade would melt and leave a puddle of water, and with a string of murders with a puddle of water, then people would kinda realise that the weapon being used is ice. Also as you stab them some ice is likely to melt and bits of there clothes will be wet, espcially the area around the wounds.
September 25, 2009 at 5:53 pm
What the fuck.
September 25, 2009 at 7:17 pm
What the having sex.
September 25, 2009 at 7:43 pm
What the sexual intercourse
September 25, 2009 at 7:44 pm
What the engaging in sexual intercourse.
September 25, 2009 at 7:45 pm
What the engaging in sexual intercourse.*
September 25, 2009 at 7:46 pm
damn! The last one is the one i wanted to have ignore the 2 comments above that.
September 25, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Found Jaded Empath’s blog i cba looking at it. Apparantly he rants there, i wonder if he ranted about the hiatus crew there….
September 25, 2009 at 8:46 pm
LINKY NAO PLZ.
September 25, 2009 at 9:46 pm
Is His Blog….
P.s. i am considering making a blog… any ideas about what i should make it about?
September 26, 2009 at 4:36 am
just so we’re clear, beastiality is the physical attraction to ANIMALS as opposed to humans
fun.
bloga are like interwebs diaries. Make it about yourself.
or like this guy
http://buckfrain.wordpress.com/
September 26, 2009 at 7:25 am
Thats why you take the damn blade with you, G. Or stash it in the sink. When it melts, it goes down the drain.
King, i find it ironic that humans are animals and yet…. Yeah. Lol.
September 26, 2009 at 7:30 am
Hey guys. Found this on Nancymaries blog:
Empath cut a hunk out of his thumb on the meat slicer at work yesterday. He called me at 3p to tell me he was at an ER waiting for someone to see him. He came home at 6.30p with a sock bandage on his thumb and a bloody arm from the tetanus shot. He had permission to return to work, but I said he wasn’t going to because what can he do with one hand? He can’t grip anything to dish salads or cut anything because he’s got to be careful of his thumb. He called his boss and said he wouldn’t be in. This morning, he gets dressed and tells me he’s going in anyway. I hug and kiss him goodbye.
In my head though, the conversation went like this:
Empath: I know I said your opinion matters to me, but I’m going to do what I want because you’re a stupid cunt.
Me: Yeah, I’m a stupid cunt and it’s really my fault you got hurt. BTW, hope you rip your thumb open again.
I lol’d.
September 26, 2009 at 9:56 am
Me too.
September 26, 2009 at 2:23 pm
😛 Lol.
September 26, 2009 at 2:25 pm
9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
Solve it 🙂
September 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm
That is to say, solve for “i”
September 26, 2009 at 2:26 pm
No U.
September 26, 2009 at 2:27 pm
Okay. One sec.
September 26, 2009 at 2:28 pm
9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
9x-7i > 9x-21u
-7i > -21u
i < 3u
In english, bottom line is saying I ❤ YOU GUYS
September 26, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Neato.
September 26, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Well i think you an ok person yourself.
September 26, 2009 at 4:17 pm
You are so tiny, it is funny to me.
September 26, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Your so Tall, it is funny to me.
September 26, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Lol, i made a blog, it’s shit.
http://randomblogrants.wordpress.com/
September 26, 2009 at 8:12 pm
oh btw it’s me G
September 26, 2009 at 8:15 pm
… 3000. AGAIN I MISSED IT! DAMN LEET WORLD!
September 26, 2009 at 8:34 pm
WOW, your LATE!
September 26, 2009 at 8:37 pm
No visit my blog and visit it.
September 26, 2009 at 8:49 pm
I’m gonna get the 9001 get. I have to. If not, I will nuke the world.
September 26, 2009 at 10:15 pm
Fuck guys. Fuck.
September 26, 2009 at 10:40 pm
Nukes are so 1945. Go with the solarmite. Or Infantonium!
September 26, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Or phallum.
September 26, 2009 at 11:35 pm
The blog is quite boring atm.
maybe coz ur writing it idk…
And solarmite? that is sooo 1990’s. Go with a fucking BFG. They dont even exist yet!
September 27, 2009 at 9:41 am
BFG is sooo 2145! I say we do infantonium.
September 27, 2009 at 10:27 am
ok fair enough.
coz its our own invention? or coz u wanna murder helpless babies for old time sake?
September 27, 2009 at 12:37 pm
PHALLUM PHALLUM.
September 27, 2009 at 1:43 pm
PEW.PEW.PEW.
September 27, 2009 at 2:02 pm
But then again, infantonium is SO 2008.
September 27, 2009 at 2:26 pm
LOL, update.
September 27, 2009 at 4:04 pm
UPDATORY FAILURE.
September 27, 2009 at 4:34 pm
say what?
September 27, 2009 at 4:35 pm
SAYS WHOM?
September 27, 2009 at 8:52 pm
1 – 31= ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂♀♪♫☼►◄↕‼¶§▬↨↑↓→←∟↔▲▼
32 – 126= have been omitted because they can be done without alt.
127+= I cba going furthur.
September 27, 2009 at 11:48 pm
i miss nondrick…..
September 28, 2009 at 3:29 am
who’s random blog rants blog is that?
September 28, 2009 at 3:30 am
Nevermind. Found out it was G’s. You rascally rascal, you.
September 28, 2009 at 3:38 am
⌂ÇüéâäàååçêëèïîìÄÅæÆÉôöòûùÿÖÜø£Ø׃áíóúñѺ¿®¬½¼¡«»░▒▓│┤ÁÂÀ©╣Â╗╝¢¥┐└┴┬├─┼ãÃ╚
From where G left it at 127 through to 200.
September 28, 2009 at 3:40 am
Also
Newfags cant triforce
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▲ ▲
September 28, 2009 at 4:34 am
also also, trollface.jpg
September 28, 2009 at 7:32 am
╔╩╦╠══╬¤ðÐÒÊËÈıÍÎÏ▬┘ì█¦▄¦Ì▀ÓßÔÒõÕµþÞÚÛÙýݯ´±‗¾§¶§÷¸d¨±‗¾¶§÷¸°¨·¹³²■ ☺☻♥Z
Thats 200-250, with a couple of mistakes.
September 28, 2009 at 7:36 am
____▲
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September 28, 2009 at 7:38 am
▲
▲ ▲
September 28, 2009 at 7:38 am
I see.
September 28, 2009 at 7:44 am
___▲___
__▲.▲__
More even.
September 28, 2009 at 5:47 pm
What’s the code for triforce again? I forgot.
September 28, 2009 at 6:10 pm
▲
▲ ▲
September 28, 2009 at 8:30 pm
Mine is even better… should be..
▲
▲ ▲
September 28, 2009 at 8:32 pm
▲
▲ ▲
Test
Also
▲ = 30
▼ = 31
September 28, 2009 at 9:27 pm
▲
▲ ▲
eh?
September 29, 2009 at 2:54 am
It is never completely even though.
September 29, 2009 at 4:22 am
No! YOU’RE never completely even though!
September 29, 2009 at 7:20 am
Your mums never completely even though!
September 29, 2009 at 7:46 am
No! YOUR mums never completely even though!
September 29, 2009 at 1:53 pm
No MY mums never completely even though! Err…. wat?
September 29, 2009 at 10:29 pm
thats right, your mums never completely even. Shes kinda lopsided, like a retarded cousin
September 30, 2009 at 3:12 pm
WOO BITCHES! Alright, I was away, and you probably reckoned I did a Livincston, but NO. I lost the manuscript. And I’ve also been busy promoting my friends awesome up and coming site, FV. Here’s a link for all y’all:
http://www.forgottenvestige.freeforums.org/portal.php
September 30, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Google Wave?
September 30, 2009 at 7:21 pm
NO. FORGOTTEN VESTIGE. CLICK THE LINK.
October 1, 2009 at 12:21 am
So, my Birthday’s in a month. =)… I’ve decided that since all of my time has been spent recently doing other things, I’ll only comment when I feel like it. Fare thee well my friends, Truly we had good times.
October 1, 2009 at 12:59 am
Man, a lot of peeps here have made blogs. Now they think they are more important or something? :S
October 1, 2009 at 10:45 am
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▲ ▲
October 1, 2009 at 4:18 pm
you people are crazy.
October 1, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Aspgren made first Blg. Aspgren’s blog shut down, some time around my arrival he leaves. I take up the mantle of aspiring blogger, and G copies me. Please hit the link? I’m just doing my job. Also, YES I’M A NEWFAG.
October 1, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I be copying no one, the idea was in my head already for a few weeks…. i was lulling it over, but you went and made a blog so i decided to make one…
October 1, 2009 at 7:33 pm
HIT LINK?
October 1, 2009 at 10:20 pm
No i shall not Touch that link as long as i live. Mainly because you went me to.
October 1, 2009 at 10:25 pm
IS
October 1, 2009 at 10:26 pm
TIME
October 1, 2009 at 10:27 pm
FOR
October 1, 2009 at 10:28 pm
TEH
October 1, 2009 at 10:28 pm
STORM
October 1, 2009 at 10:29 pm
OF
October 1, 2009 at 10:31 pm
AWESOME!!!!
October 1, 2009 at 10:31 pm
BICTHES!
October 1, 2009 at 10:32 pm
October 1, 2009 at 10:33 pm
Thas mah Brother eating skittles.
October 1, 2009 at 10:37 pm
Pickin his nosee… 3000!
October 2, 2009 at 6:06 am
SRG WHAT THE FUCK. I thought you said you were ONLY going to post when you “felt like it”. And then theres this shitstorm of oneword posts?
And the youtube video… What the fuck…
October 2, 2009 at 8:13 pm
FAILSTORM YOU MEAN! Seriously, try the link, it’s a site by a pal of mine, don’t let predjudice stop you at least checking it out.
October 2, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Hey We COULd check it out… but should we? No i cba.
October 2, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Why won’t you just look at it G? You might like it.
October 2, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I checked it out, but it confused me and my brain melted. End of story.
October 3, 2009 at 10:25 am
IS AWESOME PLEASE JUST WAIT FOR TO BE DONE? SEE CHARACTER TEMPLATE MAKE PERSON PLEASE?
October 3, 2009 at 12:38 am
epic… storm…?
um…
er…
im gonna go over there now. Away from… you…
*SPRIIIIIIIIINT*
October 3, 2009 at 1:29 am
Heh. K, I just felt like posting. My brother made that with his friends, I thought it was okay.
October 3, 2009 at 4:09 am
Putzy rox my jox. True story.
October 3, 2009 at 10:29 am
LiO really is dying. I never thought I’d say this but I don’t know if i want to keep posting. And don’t say I haven’t been here long enough, I was here since before 2000 comments. I think.
October 3, 2009 at 10:52 am
Joey, why should we click a link if we don’t know what the link is? Where will it take us, what is the site about, i seams if we go on the site itself, you wouldn’t know, mainly because of what Michael said.
I am
October 3, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Hey guys, LiO may be dying, but im still alive to be bitching
in the link
October 3, 2009 at 5:51 pm
If LIO dies, i’m also still alive…. ish….
October 4, 2009 at 2:48 am
LiO can’t die. It’s immortal. Our posts here have made it alive for aaaaaages and if we stop, it will still be alive from the sheer number of posts here.
October 4, 2009 at 3:13 am
yeah… but lifes funny like that in’t it? You think you can give life to something just by talking to it, but it doesn’t happen like that does it?
Gardners find that out the hard way
October 4, 2009 at 9:59 am
Death is obligatory. Who will post when we’re all gone?
October 4, 2009 at 10:34 am
I’d laugh if Chris i secretly readng and enjoying this…
October 4, 2009 at 1:05 pm
As if.
October 4, 2009 at 2:21 pm
If he is, then Damn him.
October 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Aheh heh hem-
…
The game.
That is all.
October 4, 2009 at 5:00 pm
One should get a Gravatar.
October 4, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Test?
October 4, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Ikea is Swedish.
October 4, 2009 at 7:46 pm
I will say again: The Link Is To A Friends Site Which I Am Advertising.
October 4, 2009 at 8:21 pm
Yes. It is indeed.
October 5, 2009 at 12:46 am
A gravitar?
October 5, 2009 at 2:03 pm
No, IKEA is Swedish.
October 5, 2009 at 2:26 pm
No! IKEA is Swedish!
October 5, 2009 at 2:30 pm
No! Ikea is Sweedish!
October 5, 2009 at 3:01 pm
No way, IKEA is Swedish!
October 5, 2009 at 4:01 pm
It’s obviously weedish.
October 6, 2009 at 8:39 am
No! It’s obviously Swedish!
October 6, 2009 at 7:21 pm
You gotta be kidding me, it’s obviously Swedish!
October 7, 2009 at 12:06 pm
No way, it’s obviously repetitive!
October 7, 2009 at 1:32 pm
I think he was serious about that next April thing.
October 7, 2009 at 1:37 pm
No! I think he was serious about the next April thing!
October 7, 2009 at 2:51 pm
What are you talking about? I think he was serious about the next April thing!
October 7, 2009 at 4:25 pm
What are you talking about? I think he wasn’t serious about the nest april.
Also LORO!
October 7, 2009 at 8:45 pm
You like LORO huh.
October 7, 2009 at 10:57 pm
Um… im confuzzled?
Oh, next time u guys are in an arguement, try out this line. Just say it, and spurt out “I WAS FROZEN TODAY!”
Just try it out.
You: How can you say you know what im going through?!
Them: How can you say that im a bitch?!
You: You DON’T HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOUR KING OF THE WORLD!
Them: WELL YOU DONT HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!
You: I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!
*them backs away slowly….*
October 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm
You don’t know Jack?
October 8, 2009 at 10:11 pm
Who is jack? Is he that tall guy i knew in england? Also, im just gonna assume you guys aren’t reading my blog for the simple reason that you haven’t spammed the comments yet.
October 9, 2009 at 1:53 pm
I’m reading it. It’s actually quite good.
October 9, 2009 at 2:18 pm
it wont let me comment unless i sign in on something, but i cba so forget commenting.
October 10, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Sorry King, won’t let me comment, even if I sign in. Is your brother really an addict?
October 10, 2009 at 6:12 pm
LOL, Joey.
October 10, 2009 at 8:27 pm
It was my birthday yesterday….
well is he?
October 11, 2009 at 3:09 am
No, he’s a male whore, as in he whores himself to males. Wait, are we talking about Joeys dad here?
October 11, 2009 at 7:18 am
Putzy – Not anymore. We’re now talking about my friend who’s 18th i went to last night…
*snicker snicker*
October 11, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Putz, why are you commenting on old comments….?
October 11, 2009 at 1:30 pm
Hey guys i need help and you’re all oblivion fans. Mostly.
ANYWAYS.
Who here knows where to find a strong poison of paralysis?
The strongest custom poison of paralysis available, even with all four master pieces of alchemy equipment and level 100 with four ingredients that all have a paralysis effect, is equivelant to a built-in weak poison of paralysis. It only lasts three seconds.
The Strong Poison of Paralysis lasts seven seconds…
I’ve searched all over the internets but can’t find where to get them, anywhere. SO HALP ME.
October 11, 2009 at 3:42 pm
It’s in the levelled list, but if that’s not an option for you, do Boethia’s Shrine quest. Chosen number two and three will always have one, but kill them quickly, as they might use it before you manage to kill them.
LURK MOAR NEWFAG
lol.
October 11, 2009 at 3:53 pm
I should be in bed right now.
I’m mid-thirties so I’m pretty sure it should be in my levelled loot.
Boethia’s shrine eh?
I think i just fell in love with you a little more, my Swede friend.
PS.
They won’t see me.
October 11, 2009 at 4:01 pm
♥
I just realised a little mistake. It’s supposed to be chosen number two and nine, not two and three.
October 11, 2009 at 4:03 pm
That fucked up black dot is supposed to be a heart.
October 12, 2009 at 12:14 am
Odd, i didn’t get one from Chosen 2. I think I only got one from Chosen 7… Might have been 9 but i’m pretty sure it wasn’t that close to the end.
And I see a heart.
♥
♥ ♥
Newfags cant heartforce
October 12, 2009 at 12:57 am
who said my bros an addict?
and who are these chose ones? are they like faceless ones?
October 12, 2009 at 1:00 am
What? Who said anything about anyone being an addict…
And chosen ones are the guys you kill in Boethias Shrine quest. They’re not faceless, they’re just other NPC Champions chosen by Boethia to kick the shit out of you.
October 12, 2009 at 4:06 am
As if they could. Seriously, NPCs seem to have a big idea of themselves if they think they can beat a PC.
October 12, 2009 at 4:18 am
It depends what difficulty youre playing on and how you level your character.
If you make a whole bunch of shit skills major skills, like Restoration and Speech craft and Sneak. Skills that wont increase strength or endurance. And then you spam-train in those skills, levelling every chance possible, you dont raise any useful attributes come level, ANY npc will kick the fuck out of you. Oh, and if thats not enough you can up the difficulty to max.
October 12, 2009 at 2:54 pm
…or just name your character Nondrick P. Cairk’tir.
October 12, 2009 at 7:38 pm
YOU CALLED YOUR BROTHER A JUNKIE. GAY LOVE ‘TWIXT MICHAEL AND DUPERSUDE IS GAY. I WILL SURVIVE.
October 12, 2009 at 7:40 pm
YOU CALLED YOUR BROTHER A JUNKIE. GAY LOVE ‘TWIXT MICHAEL AND DUPERSUDE IS GAY. I WILL SURVIVE. ALL THAT GOOD SHIT.
October 12, 2009 at 11:12 pm
DUAL CAPS SPAM NOT NECESSARY
and your right, i did call him a junkie, it was an explosive example
October 12, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Michael – TRUTH.
Joey – The fuck?
KingFrozen- Still confused as a fuck here…
October 13, 2009 at 7:11 am
Yeah I’m confused as well. Only difference between us is you’re confused SEXUALLY.
October 13, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Ok am confused on what the hell you lot are talking about…but i’ll just go with the flow. Also Putz, i ain’t sexually confused.
October 13, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Alright homies, let’s get drunk!
October 13, 2009 at 8:10 pm
seriously – the return of kibble. if only for now. if this keeps up, im gonna have to keep coming back to check the pulse of nondrick for years until he finally does die.
October 14, 2009 at 1:26 am
My family have been at war with the Gutzingburgs for generations! Have at thee!
October 14, 2009 at 1:58 am
I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK.
October 14, 2009 at 2:52 am
Bro! when’s the new Nondrick blog comin out??? Don’t tell me you’ve given up on Oblivion already…even though its already a fairly aged game.
October 14, 2009 at 3:04 am
If we’re lucky, ever.
Otherwise, Don’t count on it. Go back and look at how frequently he posted these updates. This update is from may.
October 14, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I’ve started thinking of it as may last year.
FUN FACT: Putzy Von Putzingburg The Third was born in May.
TRIVIA: He also just realised ‘The Third’ hasn’t been part of his name for quite a while.
October 14, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Since July 24, Putzy.
October 17, 2009 at 9:28 am
A DAY AFTER MAH BIRTHDAY! W00T!
October 14, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Us Gutzingburgs are ten times better then you putzinburgs.
October 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm
*Ninth
dUH
October 14, 2009 at 4:06 pm
The sky outside is purple, I’ve never seen it in this colour before. Is this bad?
October 14, 2009 at 5:04 pm
The sky is always purple, it isn’t blue as most people think it is. But we see blue due to the limitations of our eyes not being able to see the shorter wavelengths of the light spectrum, in other words, violet. We can just barely see it.
I don’t know why your seeing purple, maybe your eyes can detect the shorter wavelengths
October 14, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Good and Evil is just a perception. Rather like how you percieve the sky to be “blue” when it’s acctually violet.
October 14, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I guess I’m awesome.
October 15, 2009 at 1:13 am
I guess you’re boresome.
October 15, 2009 at 1:55 am
Purple? Seriously? That’s odd. I’m gonna google that shit.
October 15, 2009 at 1:58 am
Who are you?
October 15, 2009 at 2:00 am
Who? “Who” is but the form following the function of “what” and what I am, is a man in a mask..
October 15, 2009 at 2:02 am
Well I can see that.
October 15, 2009 at 2:03 am
Well of course you can. I was not questioning your powers of observation but merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
October 15, 2009 at 2:04 am
Oh… Right…
October 15, 2009 at 2:11 am
However! On this most auspicious of nights, allow me, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet to suggest the character of this dramatist persona…
October 15, 2009 at 2:12 am
FUCK FUCK FUCK ;_;
I messed up.
October 15, 2009 at 7:17 am
Who are these guys?
October 15, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Watch V for Vendetta. They were me trying to re-enact a scene but i fucked up.
October 15, 2009 at 2:36 pm
The last quote was meant to be by V.
And then he’d follow it up with:
Voila! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate.. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity is a vestige of the Vox Populi, now vacant, now vanished… However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition!
(He proceeds to carve a “V” into a nearby sign.)
… The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
(Giggles)
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey would hesitate before asking “Are you like… A crazy person…?”
And V replies with “I’m quite sure they will say so.”
etc.
October 15, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Like you always do. Joke.
October 15, 2009 at 2:49 pm
That’s… What… She said…?
October 15, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Everyone knows that the Mutzinburg family is better than the Putzingburg and Gutzingburg families! Huzzah! Have at thee, thou foul stinky pinky pigs!
October 15, 2009 at 9:47 pm
I went to school today, and guess what? I found out that a teacher that used to teach at my school and acctually taught our class. Was caught with 3000 indecent pictures on his computer.
…
..
.
October 15, 2009 at 9:48 pm
Of Kids………..
…
..
.
October 15, 2009 at 10:43 pm
o_0
|_|…. hitman blood money is fun, bought it on the weekend
October 15, 2009 at 11:28 pm
SRG. Wait til you get to the heaven/hell level
Unless you’ve already been there…
October 16, 2009 at 12:42 am
WOAH
A teacher at my school was a petifool as well!
October 16, 2009 at 11:34 am
That’s hot. I fap to this.
October 16, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Did I hear someone say CP?
October 16, 2009 at 2:57 pm
VOTE FOR PEDRO.
October 16, 2009 at 7:55 pm
Vote to kill peados…
Acctually this wasn’t the fist time my school churned out a peado, there was another one as well…. he didn’t teach me… but he’s a peado alright…
i’ve noticed with the peados you can always tell that they are gay. next time i spot a gay teacher… he’s probably a peado.
October 17, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Fuck you, you asshole.
Most pedophiles molest little girls you douche.
October 18, 2009 at 6:42 am
Jesus shit, loosen up. Nothing is sacred on the internet.
October 18, 2009 at 6:55 am
PEDOPHILA -IT’S A DAY JOB. 😛
October 16, 2009 at 9:33 pm
true
October 17, 2009 at 5:27 am
What if the pedo molests little girls, rather than boys?
Then you’re fucked aren’t you.
October 17, 2009 at 9:33 am
WHY HALLO THAR. AM TEH WIN YOU GUYS. And actually, you’re quite literally NOT fucked, actually. Le sigh, you silly fool. Actually.
October 17, 2009 at 11:40 am
wat.
October 17, 2009 at 1:51 pm
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!BOOOM!
October 17, 2009 at 1:55 pm
You missed teh beep beep beep.
October 17, 2009 at 9:58 pm
I acctually, go to a all boy’s school… so the peado probably is gay.
October 18, 2009 at 3:10 am
October 18, 2009 at 6:56 am
That’s right. I went there mah peaps.
October 18, 2009 at 1:16 pm
You sure talk differently on msn then you do here.
FUN FACT: Putzy talks to Dupersude and Joey the most on msn.
TRIVIA: Putzy knows Dupersudes life story and Joeys most recent life plot points.
October 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Putzy: Who does? Me or Joey? :S
Also; INDEED YOU DO. But there are still some fine details which i left out from that. Some irrelevant details, but still details. Like that when i was eight i got a drum kit and began drum lessons which carried on until we moved when i was nine. Stopped going to lessons because the teacher was too far away, kept playing drums though. Then my step father took my drum kit with him, etc. etc. The bastard.
October 18, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Fun Fact: Why am i never on msn? oh i remeber because there is a fuckload of school work i have to do. ( if im on msn i somehow never end up doing anything… well i do, do something, such as talking to people… but i dont do any work)
October 18, 2009 at 5:06 pm
I never work. I just sit back, relax and enjoy watching my computer screen.
October 19, 2009 at 12:54 am
Why the fuck would you’re step father take a kids drumkit?!?
October 19, 2009 at 3:41 am
Because my mother tried to divorce him/have a restraining order put against him after he repeatedly beat her/us etc.
We were hiding away at my auntys house for weeks at a time. End of grade five my mum finally ended it, but he took some stuff like the drum kit, the TV from my room (because my mother claimed the lounge room tv) and the home entertainment system.
October 19, 2009 at 6:31 pm
This is my happy place. I have to talk different. Don’t you understand? I’m not me.
October 19, 2009 at 9:26 pm
@ Michael, watching your computer screen eh? watcha watching… porn?….. gay porn
@ Putzy who knows, people can be weird.
@ Dupersude your step father stole your drum kit…. were you any good?
@ Joey your just weird end of.. and why would you have this place as your happy place…
Oh your happy pkace isn’t here….. it’s my loro….
October 20, 2009 at 12:19 am
I was ten so skills were limited, but yeah i was pretty good. Drums arent hard, theyre actually pretty easy. The challenge is having enough stamina to keep waving your arms around, and how fast you can roll or double-kick, or even triple-kick.
October 20, 2009 at 9:37 am
i… have…. missed…. so ….. muuuuuch……
anyway, im gonna retreat into my life. i got banned from wow for 72 hours… during this time, someone hacked my account and decided to strip me of my clothes so that now my character is running around in his undies…
October 20, 2009 at 9:45 am
So somebody played your banned account…?
October 21, 2009 at 9:09 am
no… they got me banned for doing illegal shit…
sadface
October 21, 2009 at 10:38 am
Sucks to be you.
October 21, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Ohh so somebody hacked you, broke the rules, THEN you got banned.. In your post you said “during this time” like, while you were banned…
ANYWAY.
Yeah that sucks. At least its only temporary. I suggest a password change. And a scan for keyloggers too.
October 21, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Here I can do what I want with no fear of social embarressment. Here’s a suggestion: Quit WoW? Costs WAY less money than the other ones. Quadrickle kick. YEH.
October 21, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I have to agree with Joey on that one.
October 21, 2009 at 10:32 pm
blog progress
October 22, 2009 at 12:15 am
Agree with him on what one? About not worrying about social embarrassment or the WoW cheaper thing?
October 22, 2009 at 3:25 am
Chris is going to blow up the internet.
October 22, 2009 at 4:37 am
YAY CHRIS MENTIONED NONDRICK!
October 22, 2009 at 5:29 am
WHAT WHERE?!
TWITTER?!
WHAT DID HE SAY?!?!?
October 22, 2009 at 7:21 am
“If people don’t stop bugging me about my Nondrick blog I’m going to BLOW UP THE INTERNET or WORK ON MY NONDRICK BLOG”
thus, chris is going to blow up the internet.
October 22, 2009 at 11:06 am
Whazza up, people? Just wanted to give ya the heads up on the mentioning of Nondrick, but I see Putzy beat me to it. Heh, we might actually get an update this year…
October 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
HOLY FUCKING NUTSACKS! Anyway, ‘working’ isn’t the same as ‘updating’ IS IT NOW?
October 22, 2009 at 2:33 pm
HOLY tit, Chris is gonna update??!?!?!
October 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm
At this point, Maddox updates more frequently than Chris, which is, quite frankly, an honor.
October 22, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Why hello there, I’ve heard of you. I’ve read your posts a bit. Whom would Maddox be?
October 22, 2009 at 4:24 pm
Oh shit. Good bye, Internets!
October 22, 2009 at 4:39 pm
I take back my earlier comment of how Chris will update, he never will.
On another note, i would like to say i am last, as well lets face it the internets is going to blow up, might as well be last.
October 22, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Yeah, so like, hurry it up and stuff
October 22, 2009 at 8:12 pm
I am last. LAST i say.
October 22, 2009 at 9:01 pm
Ill never give UP!
October 22, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Someone on the internet hasn’t heard of fucking Maddox? For real?
October 22, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Also, “whom” is used incorrectly in that context.
October 22, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Joey just got owned.
October 23, 2009 at 1:11 am
Quote on bash.org shows that maddox’s mother didnt know about his site for the LONGEST time
when she found it, she called him and went rank.
funny shit.
October 23, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Did anyone tell you i am last… and that all of you like loro.
October 23, 2009 at 10:32 pm
Oh i’ve just realized that you lot don’t really know what loro means… well i’ll tell ya, ’tis means cake.
You all like loro right? espcilly when it’s in your mouth?
October 24, 2009 at 1:29 pm
!!!!!
October 24, 2009 at 5:27 pm
I dislike the cream though.
October 24, 2009 at 6:02 pm
At this point, I truly hope that “loro” means dick.
October 25, 2009 at 1:37 am
I would like some CAKE yes.
But not loro.
No thanks.
October 25, 2009 at 11:08 am
”Loro” does indeed mean dick, Vadermath. And hai.
October 25, 2009 at 11:23 am
Yep loro means dick.
October 25, 2009 at 8:56 pm
I FUCKING KNEW IT.
And hai.
October 26, 2009 at 3:29 am
hai2u.com?
October 26, 2009 at 7:03 am
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UNBANNED!
AND I GOT MY STUFF BACK!
yeah… they hacked me
and stole my stuff…
and NOW ITS BACK!
October 26, 2009 at 11:54 am
I’m gonna break this gently to you.
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT.
Hah!
October 26, 2009 at 12:46 pm
/me gives Putzy von Putzingburg The Third a shit.
I just gave a shit.
October 26, 2009 at 1:01 pm
King frozen you have no life
“KingFrozen Says:
July 15, 2009 at 7:40 am
Sooo… Many…. Posts….
Seriosly… cant you do this over a few days? Or MSN?
Like, you have no life. I’m sorry. I bet half of you play WoW.”
You just don’t
October 26, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Hey yeah i never noticed that.
Kingfrozen: I bet half of you play WoW.
*Continues to have a QQ about how his account was banned before celebrating that its back again…*
HYPOCRITEEEEE.
October 27, 2009 at 6:03 pm
no one posting? why not? oh and hai Vadermath, here to stay?
October 27, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Heh, I see that G’s added himself a whole bunch of letters. As for staying, I’m really not sure, but I certainly miss chatting with some of you folks. I may, or I may not. In may. As Chris would put it.
October 28, 2009 at 12:38 am
I may, or may not, shoot Chris then myself.
October 28, 2009 at 1:29 am
Heh, imagine if chris updated
And we had NO idea because we never visit the front page, just come straight to this blog to comment. And we just didnt notice the new link at the top of this page.
And it goes on for months and we’re like CHRIS UPDATE YOUR BLOG OR WE’LL KILL YOUR FAMILY.
So he does.
Again and again.
But we don’t know
And then we find out
And it’s finished
And has been finished for years.
… now I’m scaring me.
October 28, 2009 at 5:15 am
If its not too much of an adventure you should throw Nondrick into Shivering isles. Would be interesting haha.
October 28, 2009 at 10:24 am
‘S’up Fucktards? That’s right. I’m back.
October 28, 2009 at 11:06 am
The stupid one has made a return.
October 28, 2009 at 2:32 pm
He was gone?
October 28, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Apparently. And should have fucking stayed there.
Glare.
October 28, 2009 at 9:53 pm
I came to look at some humor blog thing a friend linked to me, and stayed to stare in awe at the ramblings of a bunch of shut-in tweens who really have nowhere else to go for human interaction (albeit tight-knit like any good group of severe faggots) but the comments section of a dead blog! Thanks guys, it’s gonna really pass the time, looking at you queers jack eachother off!
October 28, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Nah seriously though guys, go back to your Twilight discussion chatrooms and Harry Potter roleplays, kind of an odd choice of setting, a wordpress blog.
October 28, 2009 at 9:57 pm
My previous comment might be a little out of place, you guys may be queer hardcore fans but you’re certainly no queer hardcore fans of Twilight or HP! No, your attention is completely diverted to Chris Livingston! Instead of healthily admiring his work, you’re one of those groups of people who ruin it for everyone else like good little faggots do, right?
October 28, 2009 at 9:57 pm
Seeya, gonna go do something worthwhile!
October 29, 2009 at 12:15 am
CHRIS UPDATE TEH BLOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGG
October 29, 2009 at 1:04 am
NOW YOU LISTEN HERE PA-
Oh.. He’s gone.. Well that was odd.
October 29, 2009 at 3:46 am
Yeah, we haven’t had someone flip out over trivial nonsense for ages.
October 29, 2009 at 3:50 am
And without any provocation too.
October 29, 2009 at 7:32 am
Ah well, lets just ignore it. His mum probably didn’t get him chocolate milk. He’ll calm down when he has his nap. Aaaaand thats my insulting done.
October 31, 2009 at 11:50 am
Haha you silly little queer, you call that an insult? You’re a husk, an uncrecognisable shell, something it would be laughable to refer to as a human being – you say my mum didn’t get me my chocolate milk? Well I’m sitting here with my shit fucking tasty chocolate milk right now. Maybe when you were younger you would’ve turned out better if daddy didn’t leave, huh? Is that it? Is it a Norman Bates complex that keeps you tied to your mother? Or is it just the fact that you’re a big ol’ faggot? giggly wiggly
October 29, 2009 at 11:39 am
He’s just whining because someone hacked his Wow acount.
October 29, 2009 at 11:43 am
WoW*
October 29, 2009 at 10:49 pm
GUYS GUYS. I JUST BOUGHT A V FOR VENDETTA SET OFF EBAY. IM A MIXTURE OF EXCITED, DEPRESSED, HAPPY AND ANGRY.
EXCITED TO RECIEVE. HAPPY I FINALLY GOT ONE. ANGRY I USED ALL MY MONEY ON IT. DEPRESSED IM NOW BROKE.
BUT I HAVE A GUY FAWKES COSTUME.
October 31, 2009 at 11:53 am
AHAHAHAH, actually spitting my fucking delicious chawklut milk all over the screen because you’re such a queer little faggot. V for Vendetta costume? Hey, at least the mask will conceal your pus-spewing, acne ridden face when you go to protest Scientology.
February 9, 2010 at 10:47 am
How’s Adam, Steve?
October 29, 2009 at 11:08 pm
It is actually a common misconception that Vendetta is spelt with a V. Everyone always forgets the silent M. Like just now. DAMMIT!
October 29, 2009 at 11:36 pm
Mendetta?
October 30, 2009 at 12:39 am
Isn’t that a drink at a bar?
October 30, 2009 at 1:31 am
The Game.
October 30, 2009 at 1:32 am
Maybe at a gay bar.
October 30, 2009 at 1:33 am
Also, 3,300 GET! *trollface.jpg*
October 31, 2009 at 11:51 am
Haha you fucking tool.
October 30, 2009 at 1:35 am
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM. Nobody breaks the law on my watch! Pay the court fine, or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!
October 30, 2009 at 11:21 am
Have you ever wondered why the G-Man is so intrested in Gordon Freeman? I believe i have found the answer, Gordom Freeman is the Chuck Norris’s son. They tried to recruit Chuck Norris but he said no* So the went for his son.
It also explains why Gordon Freeman can easily pick up a gun and know how to use it.
* note: when it says chuck norris said no, what really happened was that chuck norris roundhouse kicked whoever was recruiting him at the time.
November 2, 2009 at 7:10 pm
MAJOR faggot
October 30, 2009 at 11:50 am
¥
October 30, 2009 at 2:54 pm
Isn’t that the symbol for Yen?
October 30, 2009 at 3:40 pm
Really Putzy? i never knew that… your deuction powers are great, you would make an ideal detective, heck you could even be the next Sherlock holmes, you have to brains i mean i never deduced that that was a yen, but you did, only thing you need to become sherlock homes is the cocaine addiction.
October 30, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Hai. I bet you did not miss me.
October 31, 2009 at 1:57 am
G, remove the dildo from your ass before replying. It’s giving you an attidude.
October 31, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Michael – you wrong, bro.
Putzy – Agreed. Whats up with you G?
… Oh shit you just tricked me into being a fucking gangster.
October 31, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Nothing is wrong with me, why the hell would i have a dildo up my arse…
Although i think Steve has a dildo up his arse, either that or it’s his time of month again.
November 1, 2009 at 5:07 pm
He’s preggers
October 31, 2009 at 6:06 pm
You would have a dildo up your ass because you are G, Gay.
Sorry.
November 1, 2009 at 4:23 pm
HA HALLOWEEN SUGAR CANDY AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA
November 2, 2009 at 3:01 am
I don’t get how that came about… Halloween was founded as a celebration to honour the dead.
Why did people start dressing up in random costumes and going door to door threatening to prank people unless they gave them candy?
November 2, 2009 at 9:54 am
Do you want the truth or a funny alternative that I made up on the spot?
November 2, 2009 at 9:59 am
Thank Goat for Wikipedia.
The practice of dressing up in costumes and begging door to door for treats on holidays dates back to the Middle Ages and includes Christmas wassailing. Trick-or-treating resembles the late medieval practice of souling, when poor folk would go door to door on Hallowmas (November 1), receiving food in return for prayers for the dead on All Souls Day (November 2). It originated in Ireland and Britain,[3] although similar practices for the souls of the dead were found as far south as Italy.[5] Shakespeare mentions the practice in his comedy The Two Gentlemen of Verona (1593), when Speed accuses his master of “puling [whimpering or whining] like a beggar at Hallowmas.”[6] The custom of wearing costumes and masks at Halloween goes back to Celtic traditions of attempting to copy the evil spirits or placate them, in Scotland for instance where the dead were impersonated by young men with masked, veiled or blackened faces, dressed in white.[7][8]
However, there is no evidence that souling was ever practiced in North America, where trick-or-treating may have developed independent of any Irish or British antecedent. Ruth Edna Kelley, in her 1919 history of the holiday, The Book of Hallowe’en, makes no mention of ritual begging in the chapter “Hallowe’en in America.”[9] Kelley lived in Lynn, Massachusetts, a town with about 4,500 Irish immigrants, 1,900 English immigrants, and 700 Scottish immigrants in 1920.[10] The thousands of Halloween postcards produced between the turn of the 20th century and the 1920s commonly show children but do not depict trick-or-treating.[11] The editor of a collection of over 3,000 vintage Halloween postcards writes,
There are cards which mention the custom [of trick-or-treating] or show children in costumes at the doors, but as far as we can tell they were printed later than the 1920s and more than likely even the 1930s. Tricksters of various sorts are shown on the early postcards, but not the means of appeasing them.[12]
Thus, although a quarter million Scots-Irish immigrated to America between 1717 and 1770, the Irish Potato Famine brought more than a million immigrants to North America in 1845–1849,[13] and British and Irish immigration to America peaked in the 1880s,[14] ritualized begging on Halloween was virtually unknown in America until generations later.
At the time of substantial Irish and Scottish immigration to North America in the late 19th century, Halloween had a strong tradition of “guising” – children in Ireland and Scotland disguised in costumes going from door to door requesting food or coins.[4]
The earliest known reference to ritual begging on Halloween in English speaking North America occurs in 1911, when a newspaper in Kingston, Ontario reported that it was normal for the smaller children to go street “guising” (see below) on Halloween between 6 and 7 p.m., visiting shops and neighbors to be rewarded with nuts and candies for their rhymes and songs..[15] Another isolated reference to ritual begging on Halloween appears, place unknown, in 1915, with a third reference in Chicago in 1920.[16]
November 2, 2009 at 10:11 am
The history of trick or treating dates back to the Great Candy Shortage of 1876. Children, who were hired due to their cute demeanour, were sent to peoples houses in order to ‘aquire’ as much candy as possible. This aquisition often involved the intimidating of the relatively stupid populace through the use of costumes. The children were payed on a commission, which, due to inflation, has increased to near 100%. I personally feel sorry for the 0.1% of kids who have to give up all the lollies due to the commission collection.
November 2, 2009 at 10:13 am
The alternative story sounds much more believeable. I think I’ll go with that.
Seriously though, thats why i love wikipedia. So much interesting shit like that, the crusaders, Shroud of Turin, etc. etc.
November 2, 2009 at 11:53 am
Yo, the Midget(s) is/are here?! Fucking awesome.
November 2, 2009 at 3:49 pm
tl;dr
November 2, 2009 at 5:34 pm
I read all of that. I want to apologise. Damn this slow comment box.
November 2, 2009 at 7:17 pm
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November 2, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I would just like to say Michael, your stupid.
November 2, 2009 at 9:22 pm
U guys miss me?
Yes i’m a hypocrite, but i wasn’t when i made that first comment about you guys playing wow.
Anyway…
i made it so that you guys can comment and spam the shit out of my almost-dead-clinging-to-life-by-a-single-thread (no pun intended but it’s still pretty funny) blog.
Its not somuch funny anymore, just me talking about stuff…
i just realised im becoming one of those ’round-eye’ people who wants to be a ‘square-eye’ person. LAME
November 2, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Kingfrozen – No… Not really. sorry. 😛
November 3, 2009 at 8:09 am
We can pretend we did, if it will make you feel any better
November 3, 2009 at 8:11 am
You may be able to, Midget(s).
But I can’t.
I’m allergic to pretending.
November 3, 2009 at 10:10 am
Hey.
I rarely ever post anything anywhere, and this is the first and only blog I ever read. I accidently stumbled onto Nondrick a couple weeks ago. Just gotta say, its been a blast! Your funny man, I love it.
Favorite part: “Ive seen your moves, kid. The way you walked right up and took those flowers? Your good. Your REAL good. With my help, you can be the best”
Laughed myself into tears. Anyway, just had to let you know your following is growing. I enjoyed the work you put into this.
I know what happened tho: Nondrick finally drank one of his own potions, and died of poison. Turns out, he wasn’t that great of an alchemist. All those potions he created and sold, Cyrodiilic history records a black plague wiping out 1/3 the people. Some 14 years later, some aspiring alchemist finds a fish-faced skeleton to gather bonemeal from. some 800 years after that, scientists discover the missing link: a skull that proves once and for all humans evolved from sea creatures
November 3, 2009 at 12:03 pm
You. I like your style. And your ending. I lol’d IRL.
November 3, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Also, QUAD GET. HAH!
November 3, 2009 at 12:59 pm
The following isn’t growing. We are all thats left. Everyone else gathered up their dignity and pride and left, and we smeared our dignity and pride all over the floor.
November 3, 2009 at 1:14 pm
I assumed he meant that the following had grown by one with the addition of himself.
Assuming he is a he.
November 3, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Assuming he is a he that he is a he, I welcome him because I think he’s a he because he sounds like a he would sound if he was a he, not that I’ve heard him or anything, it’s just a feeling I have that he’s a he.
November 3, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Shut the fuck up and lose the game.
November 3, 2009 at 3:10 pm
fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
also, why do you always steal my sweet GETs?
November 3, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Smiling is one of the most important things in the art of Deception.
November 3, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Your penis is as big as the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle which has the adjacent 2.5 inchs and the opposite 2 inchs.
November 4, 2009 at 1:32 am
G… You’re doing it wrong.
Adjacent and Opposite are terms used only when you’re trying to find an ANGLE in a triangle. Not the length of the hypotenuse. You simply say A and B.
My dick isn’t an inch long either, just fyi.
Try the hypotenuse of a right angled…. wait why are we talking about this?
November 4, 2009 at 6:36 am
Beacause you both enjoy talking about dicks.
November 4, 2009 at 6:48 am
I was referring to the maths.
November 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm
So, dupersude, your dick is really less than an inch? I was just kidding when I told you that. But, whoa.
November 4, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I Was talking about the hypotenuse of a right angled triangle,
irregardless
Your dick is really less then an inch??
there once was a french queen, the peasants were starving and out of bread, she said “let them eat cake” (in french) the french revolution started because of that, she didn’t realise the cake was a lie.
November 5, 2009 at 11:00 am
Gonna stick a warning here for any n3wb5 who think irregardless is a spelling mistake. It’s a Concerned reference.
November 5, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I’ve just realised i’ve already used the refrence, damn will have to use another.
November 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Now I’ll tell you the real story of how World War One started. There was this dude, at that café you don’t know of yet. Yeah, and suddenly this old man asks him if he can buy him a cake. The dude, who was poor, says ‘No way, gtfo it be my monies’. Turns out, the old man was really the king dressed up. So he then drops his disguise and says because of the dudes rotten behaviour he will be locked up in prison. And the dude really being the friend of another king, calls the king and wants a war to start about it. When the dude then comes home, he tells his mom what had happened at the café, and of the coming war. And this is about the time his mom got scared and said ‘You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, ‘I might as well kick it’.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there’re prissy, wine all that
Is Bel-Air the type of place they send this cool cat?
I don’t think sow
I’ll see when I get there
I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain’t trying to get arrested
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightening, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say this cab is rare
But I thought ‘Now forget it’ – ‘Yo homes to Bel Air’
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie ‘Yo homes smell ya later’
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
November 4, 2009 at 8:58 pm
You turned a history class into bel air?!
Im so proud of you!
November 4, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Thank you. I’m proud of me too.
November 4, 2009 at 11:27 pm
No I mea- ah fuck it. Comments moved too fast.
November 5, 2009 at 10:19 am
Yes they do. And, I am also one of those “Some”.
November 5, 2009 at 3:26 pm
wat?
November 5, 2009 at 5:05 pm
How goes the glacier?
November 5, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Remember remember the fifth of November
Gunpowder, treason and plot.
I see no reason why gunpowder, treason
Should ever be forgot…
November 5, 2009 at 9:28 pm
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November 5, 2009 at 9:28 pm
fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
November 5, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Don’t Breathe on me
November 6, 2009 at 11:18 pm
G=Felas Sarandas?
November 7, 2009 at 2:48 am
lol wat.
November 7, 2009 at 12:24 pm
??????????????????????????????????????????????
Do’t breathe on me!!!
November 7, 2009 at 11:49 pm
I wus b&
November 8, 2009 at 2:15 am
sux2bu
also, obviousnewfagisobvious
November 8, 2009 at 3:47 am
no, U
November 8, 2009 at 6:21 am
At the rate this is going, I wouldn’t be surprised if the next update was next April.
C’mon Chris! Fix your computer soon!
November 8, 2009 at 6:23 am
He won’t. He’s soft.
November 8, 2009 at 11:15 am
KingFrozen,
suckabagofdix
November 8, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Will do micky,
Also, seriously, why cant he stop purchasing online and just go to a pc shop and pick one up there? Sure, it wont come with the custom blue light on start up but it will get the job done and probably be cheaper than the delivered one.
I should be hired as his advisor.
thats how awesome that paragraph was
November 8, 2009 at 9:28 pm
>Will do micky,
Also, seriously, why cant he stop purchasing online and just go to a pc shop and pick one up there? Sure, it wont come with the custom blue light on start up but it will get the job done and probably be cheaper than the delivered one.
I should be hired as his advisor.
thats how awesome that paragraph was
wat.
November 9, 2009 at 9:47 pm
inb4 10th November
November 11, 2009 at 10:30 am
i_wud_just_like_2_point_out_that_im_cool
November 11, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Your underscores beg to differ.
November 11, 2009 at 4:32 pm
THC FTW
I woukd just like to point out i am awesome.
November 13, 2009 at 4:36 pm
So. Business is slow, as usual?
November 13, 2009 at 10:18 pm
Nondrick! you have created a cage and these animals destroy eachother in the long wait for their master! WHY DO YOU MOCK US WITH THE ANCIENT PROMISE OF MORE?
November 13, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Slow is business, what happened to the HC? where are all of them, where is dupersude, where is michael, where is putz. Have you all given up?
November 13, 2009 at 11:29 pm
To fulfill a prophecy far beyond our comprehension…
November 14, 2009 at 12:21 pm
oh cool, hey what about me??? bastards left me behind
November 15, 2009 at 4:32 am
Of course we did G.
November 15, 2009 at 6:05 pm
http://ajournalofanayliedruinshunter.wordpress.com/ Begin the Exodus from here to there my friends.
November 16, 2009 at 2:40 am
Nahhhhhhh seeya Joey.
November 16, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Did you know how awesome i am? i can’t even begin to tell you how awesome i am.
November 17, 2009 at 3:23 am
Nobody can begin to tell how awesome G is, because there is no beginning to something that does not exist. ZING!
November 17, 2009 at 10:01 am
that was an alright zinger, not great, but I spose it will suffice.
November 17, 2009 at 11:47 am
Like your mother last night Putzy. She was alright. Not great, but I suppose her skill will suffice.
November 19, 2009 at 2:13 am
You know, I KNEW someone would say that! I knew it!
November 19, 2009 at 10:20 am
Yet you did nothing to prevent it. That makes you as bad as them.
November 20, 2009 at 5:43 am
I appreciate a good comeback, so I let it go.
November 22, 2009 at 12:48 pm
You know, I think Nondrick is suffering Duke Nukem Forever syndrome.
November 22, 2009 at 12:53 pm
As is the response rate for this place. WHATS HAPPENNING HERE PEOPLE?!
November 22, 2009 at 7:58 pm
http://ajournalofanayliedruinshunter.wordpress.com/ C’mon guys.
November 23, 2009 at 12:17 am
Heres an idea:
No.
November 23, 2009 at 2:18 am
I like your style, chuck.
November 23, 2009 at 6:45 am
I’m assuming that’s a reference to something, so please enlighten me as to what the flying f**k it is.
November 23, 2009 at 8:45 am
Chuck is what the bartender calls that guy on Team America: World Police. His name isn’t actually chuck, its just like calling someone “sonny” or some shit. So not really a reference to anything.
November 23, 2009 at 3:39 pm
This place is deader then a dead dog, which is dead. Last. its almost a year since Chris has acctually updated ( i’m not including this as a update) and the comment secion went downhill when joey came. So i would just like to say i am Last.
November 23, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Have your wish then, G. You shall be las- wait… Fuck.
November 23, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Well… While i’m at it.
November 23, 2009 at 11:18 pm
I may as well go for…
November 23, 2009 at 11:19 pm
3,400 GET!
November 24, 2009 at 1:39 am
wow, a minor milestone.
November 24, 2009 at 1:41 am
Yeah but I’ve got every 100 get since 3k.
November 24, 2009 at 6:05 am
So that would make… four. Wow. Good for you.
November 24, 2009 at 10:07 am
Five actually. 0, 1, 2, 3, 4.
November 24, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Neat Duper. *clicks the new link in Duper’s name like a gentleman*
November 24, 2009 at 8:59 pm
New link?
November 25, 2009 at 8:11 am
Expired link is the phrase you’re looking for. So old, it’s new!
November 26, 2009 at 1:45 pm
No, it’s only just been put in, after a period of it not being there.
November 26, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Hmm? Guess i’ve lost, you win Dupersude… Your tuly last. Last.
@ Joey, Dupersude didn’t have it fo only a couple of comments, and your saying its not been there for while…
November 26, 2009 at 10:02 pm
LAST!
November 26, 2009 at 11:13 pm
Huh. That’s odd. I never removed it.
I think it’s because I’m posting from TAFE right now (kind of like tertiary schooling in Australia), and i probably dont have the same settings. /puts it in.
November 27, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Just call it TAFE. Then all the non-aussies can thinks its something really awesome. Like…….
November 27, 2009 at 3:33 pm
What if a monster??
November 28, 2009 at 12:31 am
so how many days do we have left until next april? he did promise to update by then.
November 28, 2009 at 9:35 am
Like… what.. midget?
What if a monster what
WHAT GOD DAMMIT.
Salesman he said the update would be here in a week or so, at the start of may.
So he kind of promised to have it done a week or two into may…
November 28, 2009 at 10:49 pm
Hello gentlemen.
No, don’t go, I didn’t mean to startle you.
I only mean to introduce myself.
You see, I’ve been with nondrick from his very birth. And whilst you have formed your hiatus crew, I’ve been watching, absorbing all of the in jokes, following the building drama and tension as time ticks by. Witnessed the birth of dupersude’s Hiatus Crew forum.
And yet you know nothing of me, although I am as much a devoted fan as any.
You know what that makes me?
An ninja. On the internet. An internet-ninja, if you can imagine such a thing.
You need time to absorb. Filter this information. I understand. Perhaps I have involuntarily placed a SEP field around this post, purely through its magnitude and importance. Only time will tell.
Now please – I see how even now you turn away – try to understand. To welcome with open arms. To accept me for who I must be.
Finally – a reiteration.
Hello gentlemen.
November 29, 2009 at 12:30 am
Cool a ninja LOLOLKTHXBAIBBQ
November 29, 2009 at 11:41 am
Actually, I’m not really a ninja. But don’t tell the others.
November 29, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Wait- what? MY hiatus crew forum?!
… Are you sure you’re a ninja?
And a cookie for the Hitch hiker’s reference
November 29, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Of course I’m a ninja – what other being could use such bluffing ability so easily? I see from your reaction you were almost convinced that it was actually your forum.
This is the magic of the internet ninja, my friend.
…
Damnit Putzy, this guy’s onto my not-actually-being-a-ninja-ness. Only the two of us knew about that – I smell a mole (which is harder to smell than a rat, incidentally, as moles have bladder control). And I don’t think it was me.
I’ll be watching you. And me, as well. Because that’s the last thing I’d suspect, if I was the snitch.
November 30, 2009 at 6:11 am
It’s almost certainly your alter-ego. Always is. Can’t trust those guys as far as you can throw ’em.
And seeing as they are you, you can’t throw them at all, which only emphasises my point about their trustworthyness. Cee i c4n tawk sm4r7 2 but i dun cos dis is funner cos i sound liek a t00l LOLOLROFLMAOSPEDMUFFINCAEKSBBQ
November 30, 2009 at 7:54 am
Woah putz, what’s up with the odd spacing.
I’m starting to like this Arreh guy… Even though he’s not a ninja.
November 30, 2009 at 9:00 am
No, no – you’re right.
I’m no ninja. Nor even an internet-ninja, in fact.
I am, in fact, a CYBER-PIRATE. I washed up upon these desolate shores recently – shores that many moons ago I would visit regularly, but now they are so barren that I barely recognise them. What happened to bounteous providence that once smiled upon this archipelago of humour? Has she left this place for good?
I would plunder your booty and such, but shipwrecked as I am amongst these worn, stained coral reefs, it would be to no avail. Also, I see little booty.
November 30, 2009 at 9:02 am
Ninja or not, you just won an additional 10 internets. Congratulations. ❤
November 30, 2009 at 11:55 am
Thank you kindly. In this recession I know that’s not something to just be thrown about to any old cyber-pirate, so I appreciate the gesture.
In fact, as recognition of your generous sponsorship, I would like to pledge my cyber-ship to your cause, and would be honoured if you would allow me the privilege of renaming her “Hiatus of Gold”.
Would say you, kind sirs?
November 30, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Oh damn. I guess you got my “yes” vote, but it’s really a group decision…
November 30, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Of course, I meant to address the group as a collective. Or at least what’s left of it.
December 1, 2009 at 1:35 am
Very little, clearly… Though if we can get you accepted perhaps you can help me rebuild this place… Hmm…
December 1, 2009 at 7:47 am
I knew there was purpose in the winds that blew me here. What do you say, Putzy – time to don your metaphorical overalls and grab your hammer of rebuilding+1?
December 1, 2009 at 8:04 am
Construction Level Increased!
December 2, 2009 at 12:52 am
My metaphorical overalls are in the wash. Someone peed in them.
December 2, 2009 at 7:01 am
Was it you, putz?
December 2, 2009 at 8:15 am
I detect a distinct lack of enthusiasm from Putz here.
December 2, 2009 at 11:15 am
I sense a disturbance in the force…
December 2, 2009 at 3:07 pm
I sense I’m back.
Greetings and salutations, Arreh! Huzzah!
December 2, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Afternoon Michael. You were a decent fellow (as I said, I’ve been around a while without posting), and I’m glad to have you on board for the rebuilding of society.
December 2, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Ninjas! cool… wait your a pirate.. i officially hate you, but still let you into the hiatus crew. Just for those who want to know i may not post much, i’ve got mock exams.
December 3, 2009 at 2:07 am
You sensed right, whoever said I’m lacking enthusiasm. There is no real way to go about doing that, people just post when they want to. And if we try to recruit new members, what would we say?
“Hey wanna come post on a dead blog with other lunatics who have so many in-jokes that it’s not even remotely understandable?”
December 3, 2009 at 2:57 am
Hell yes Putz, PRAISE BE TO THE GOAT.
December 3, 2009 at 8:01 am
Damnit I was going to make a Goat joke.
And it’ll all be better when the Update arrives.
December 3, 2009 at 8:12 am
You shall not take the Goat’s name in vain! Don’t make me get all ecclesiastic on you!
December 3, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Putz Putz Putz, we only invite lunatics anyway. It’s surprising how Jaded Empath couldn’ defeat THC whilst Joey unintentionally could.
December 3, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Wait – I was invited? Goat, you guys are good at subliminal messaging.
December 4, 2009 at 5:04 am
Great job so far Arreh, no god/Goat slip ups as of yet.
December 4, 2009 at 4:08 pm
I am a professional, after all.
December 4, 2009 at 5:13 pm
And I’m a raging lunatic. Right? RIGHT?
December 5, 2009 at 12:06 am
Of course you are, Michael-fish-blubber-ftaang-ftaang-ole-biscuitbarrel-whizzzzzzzzzzzzz.
December 5, 2009 at 12:14 am
Why thank you, Midget52.
December 5, 2009 at 12:44 am
Don’t get cocky. We’re ALL lunatics around here.
December 5, 2009 at 10:34 am
True, true.
December 5, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Don’t be silly, I’m not a lunatic.
December 5, 2009 at 3:32 pm
So I read the perma death thing. It was beautiful
I’ve never said that about a game before
December 6, 2009 at 5:41 am
May i be the first to say this, but what the flying fuck are you yapping about now make me a sammich.
December 6, 2009 at 8:10 am
Hello guys. Yes, it’s me, making my once every three months rounds again.
Okay, the only thing that really happened in these three months was you guys ‘going to war’ with Nancymarie.
The. Fuck. What was that for? I’m aware it was only some of you, but you were never in a war.
Anyway, this is my last time here as a crew member. I’d like to be discharged, honorably if possible because I presume that includes a farewell party and free booze.
December 6, 2009 at 2:11 pm
If you leave you don’t come back. But you do. You all do, every once in a little while. That’s why I’m back. When I first got here I accidentally tore you guys apart, whereas Jaded and Nancy couldn’t do that on purpose.What I’m saying is, you need to face adversity to prosper. Arreh is helping re-build, and I’d be honoured to be annoited as your official enemy, so that I can attempt to drive you away and only make you stronger. I’m willing to sacrifice my standing (little though it is) and look like a dick so that you have a chance of continuing. Goat help me. Goat be with you. Arreh, I look forward to our possible argumants and the jokes that will be contained within them.
NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE. You know why you keep dissappearing? ‘Cause this place SUCKS. Hell, half of you don’t even like the other half, and the ones you do like you have the MSN of, so why don’t you just un-subscribe, and GO. You’ll forget about this place in no time. The Update is a lie.
December 6, 2009 at 2:12 pm
Ahem. *arguments
December 6, 2009 at 3:14 pm
I can discharge you, in the form of a public execution. Sounds good?
December 6, 2009 at 3:32 pm
I too voice my discontent.
But at YOU Joey.
Indeed, around here it is YOU that perform the sucking.
I also hear that your mum partakes in such activities. At night. With ME.
It may even be so.
Your move, sir.
Your move.
December 6, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Just beat Dragon Age: Origins. The hero I am, I sacrificed myself at the ending. It only took 64 hours to complete! Weeeeeeeeeeeee
What a waste of time, but then again, what more productive could I have done..?
December 6, 2009 at 11:47 pm
Nothing. Nothing could be more productive than beating the shit out of a game. Was it good? I’ve heard it’s like Oblivion. Thinking of buying…
December 7, 2009 at 10:33 am
Wow. A gay joke and a mom joke. Don’t hurt yourself there. Still, I must say the way you worded it made me think that things are going to be interesting. So long as you can come up with better shit than that before I drive you away from here for good. Touche.
December 7, 2009 at 12:48 pm
… Ergh.
That is all.
December 7, 2009 at 12:52 pm
That’s right. Go.
December 7, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Okay. Bye then.
December 7, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Hmph. That was easy. You guys are weak. What kind of a leader are you Arreh? Where’s Michael? Wha’s hap’nin’?
December 7, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Oh get over yourself, Joey.
December 7, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Joey, your continued existence irritates me. You obviously have no life to speak of, as you cling to this comments sections as a de-boated pirate does to the fat, floaty cook. Indeed, I would not be surprised if this was your only form of regular human contact, apart from the postman and waiter at the Maccy Ds “Drive-Thru”, of course.
You deride this place, and yet feel the continual need to post, to be known, to put forward your opinion, as if it mattered. You need this place because you need to feel cared about – you just can’t work out how to gain it through charisma and social interaction, so you have to feel like a somebody on this little backwater comments page.
You are, and always will be, reliant upon internet communities to supply your lust for interaction, Joey.
You should leave, but we both know it’s beyond you.
Isn’t it?
December 7, 2009 at 2:22 pm
ololololololololololololololololololol
December 7, 2009 at 3:34 pm
That sounds like an interesting idea. Anyway, dupersude, I say, go for it! It’s a good game. Fucked two bitches, decided that the second was hotter, broke up with first girl saying ‘Morrigan was better in bed’.
Feels good man.
December 8, 2009 at 12:49 am
Oh damn. I think I may just go and get it now.
From what I’d seen/read/heard, I devised that it was fairly linear. But I guess not?
December 8, 2009 at 8:10 am
Linear like a squiggly line.
December 8, 2009 at 8:35 am
A squiggly line that goes on forever?
December 8, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Sometimes.
December 8, 2009 at 2:10 pm
You should get it.
‘Twas worth it.
December 8, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Sure. When I get some more moneys that’ll be the next game I buy.
PS Guys. Matt Damon is the new Chuck Norris. Only better.
December 8, 2009 at 3:10 pm
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
December 8, 2009 at 4:31 pm
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
December 9, 2009 at 12:50 am
Yeah you heard. You all know that Chuck Norris’ penis drops on the ground when he takes a step and causes tremors and earthquakes, right?
Well Matt Damon’s penis tears a rift into another dimension and continues on, infinitely.
December 9, 2009 at 12:52 am
MATT DAMON
December 9, 2009 at 12:54 am
Obvious joke is obvious.
December 9, 2009 at 5:45 am
This statement is false.
Commence universe implosion.
December 9, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Not really. You are lying, and the statement is true.
Wait, that doesn’t-]]/ENDUNIVERSE[[
December 9, 2009 at 2:03 pm
Name not related.
December 9, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Damnit I want Joey back.
All said was said for the sake of an argument. Not anything nasty.
Also – 3,484 GET.
December 9, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Don’t.
December 9, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Even.
December 9, 2009 at 7:28 pm
As.
Decided.
To.
Use.
Look.
More.
Like.
December 9, 2009 at 7:43 pm
“Ask me about pins.”
December 9, 2009 at 8:29 pm
No, you!
December 9, 2009 at 11:38 pm
What are these strawberries doing on my nipples? I need them for the fruit salad.
December 10, 2009 at 12:41 am
You are all Kellogs Crunchy Nuts
December 10, 2009 at 3:10 am
What was that Putz?
What did you say??
TALL JAN IS MALICIOUS?!
December 10, 2009 at 8:13 am
He’s popped. Now he can’t stop.
That’s pringles, by the way. Just if anyone missed that.
December 10, 2009 at 2:46 pm
By pointing out the reference, you lose 10hp
Midget52
HP: 40/50
MP: 70/70
EXP: 23764/23895
December 10, 2009 at 8:08 pm
What is his level?
December 10, 2009 at 11:49 pm
12
December 11, 2009 at 6:01 am
I wouldn’t have got it. I haven’t seen the pringles ad.
December 11, 2009 at 6:02 am
Also
December 11, 2009 at 6:03 am
I have
December 11, 2009 at 6:04 am
THE 3500 GET!
December 11, 2009 at 9:08 am
Congratulations! Now take off your pants.
December 11, 2009 at 2:03 pm
dupersude, gorapeacow
December 11, 2009 at 4:04 pm
9x-7i > 3(3x-7u)
Solve the inequality for ‘u’ to find dupersude’s feelings towards you guys on September 26, 2009 at 2:28 pm.
Or don’t. It really isn’t worth it.
December 11, 2009 at 4:37 pm
The answer is Love.
December 11, 2009 at 4:36 pm
I’m still here Arreh, I just don’t come back so often as you, as I’m clearly not a measly little loser. You insinuated, nay, stated that I have no life, then prove that you yourself have nothing better to do. You ask why I’m still here? I’m here, because I see it as my duty to you as a human being to force you away from this Blog for good, inhabiting a Hiatus’d Blog is fine, but this Blog is DEAD. It’ll never be updated, not in a month of Sundays. Sooner you realise that the sooner we can all go home and have sundae’s.
Check.
December 11, 2009 at 10:25 pm
And yet my devious plan worked, did it not?
You couldn’t help but reply – you still felt the need to defend yourself against a person who, for all practical purposes, does not exist to you, in a forum that has little physical reality.
Your comment about warning me away strikes me as rather odd – though you deride this place, it stills holds tight to you, like a fat man’s chubby fingers would to the last doughnut. Or last child, if he were a paedophile, as is so often the case with fat people nowadays.
And yes, I check back on this place fairly regularly now. But only due to noble intentions on my behalf; I seek to breath the breath of life into this place once more, so when the Update comes – by Goat, it will not find us wanting in enthusiasm or esoteric comments.
But Joey, I welcome you back. You are ensnared within my trap, and now have no choice but to dance my little comments-section flamenco. It is indeed the Flamenco of Revival, no less, and you’ll tap it out to my tune just like that Albanian did before I shot him.
But this time it won’t be bullets – it’ll be nasty words that make you go sad.
Female dog.
December 11, 2009 at 5:13 pm
If what Joey says is proven true, and Chris never updates, I shall hunt him down and… I’d be locked up in jail if I would’ve continued.
December 11, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Me or Chris, Michael?
December 11, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Both, just because you asked. But I was talking about Chris.
December 11, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Oh, Michael Michael Michael. Check up on our favourite Aylied Ruins Hunter.
December 11, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Ah, good. I shall read it. AND NOM IT
December 12, 2009 at 12:18 am
Jeez people flip out a , lot around here.
Arreh: Joey has a life, I know about it.
Joey: If you stop bringing up how you supposedly destroyed us, new people wouldn’t attack you.
December 12, 2009 at 2:47 am
This is impressive, indeed. What was a simple comment section transformed into an actual chat forum.
Hallowed is the Nondrick.
December 12, 2009 at 7:00 am
I would respond to you, Mr. Three, but there’s fuck all chance of you posting again.
December 12, 2009 at 10:54 am
Guess what
YOU’RE ALL MANUALLY BREATHING
MANUALLY BLINKING
MANUALLY SWALLOWING SALIVA
AND LOSING THE GAME.
December 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm
dupersude, you piece of shitting dick nipples.
December 12, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Rar.
December 12, 2009 at 11:59 am
till I collapse i be spillin these raps
so yall can fap to the sound of my trap
yapping this stack of crap called a track
stealing crap from Eminem and callin it phat
when I’m just a hack haven’t rapped for crap
though this might count got some originality
cant get stale like fuckin miss congeniality
cos I haven’t busted rhymes this enthusiastically
since the days of the TALES hypodextronimosity
sorry had to think of a word to make the line rhyme
thats a huge fuckin’ problem of mine
gotta make each line fit with the rest of its kind
titty fuckin christ this is a massive waste of time
bam, and see, just like that
the sparks gone, like my fuckin’ cat
I wanna stop now but I gotta finish the verse
else it wont make sense and it will cause me to curse
Fuck! started a new line
another rhyme to rhyme
will I ever be sublime?
not at this time 😦
Well here we are, welcome to the last verse
like this songs a funeral and this is the hearse
I hope whats inside is a fuckin dead smurf
those little fuckin’ shits make me wanna say FIRST!
December 12, 2009 at 12:22 pm
You’ve seen better days.
December 12, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Putzy – Joey and I aren’t actually arguing. At least not in the traditional sense.
In fact I rather like him, but shhh, he’s my enemy.
Think of us as willing gladiators. In shark-infested waters.
We die a little so that this place may live a little (at least that’s my plan, but Joey may have other ideas).
December 12, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Arreh is right. And in fact I’m most likely to die, as I’m half-sacrificing myself to strengthen the community.
I was the only one of us who really could do it, as I’m already the closest thing you guys had to an antagonist. On that note, Arreh, I think it’s your move.
December 12, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Not so, sir.
I did in fact reply to Joey, by pressing the reply button, no less. And then tapping out a well-constructed riposte.
Scroll up and you’ll see it – I’m afraid it got rather swallowed up by the others’ chatter.
December 13, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Indeed, you are correct. My mistake.I suppose I must reply.
You speak of your cause; one of revival? On of faith to the promised Update? But you just don’t see, do you? There IS no Update. And until every last follower of its ways is gone far far away from here. You understand? I will dance your dance my friend, but if you ever think that you’ve won you will not have noticed me change the game that we were playing. Good luck, my adversary. You’re going to need it. I am no Albanian.
December 12, 2009 at 9:47 pm
That’s interesting, Arreh. YOU USED THE REPLY BUTTON OMGAWTFBBQ gorapeacow
December 13, 2009 at 2:33 am
Incessant chatter is the best way to distract people. For example, while you have been reading this, my agents have stolen all your possessions, sold them, bought them and placed them back in your house. Just for kicks.
December 13, 2009 at 4:21 am
Fuck you, youjustlostit.
December 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
Fuck you, Midget52.
They better not have left fingerprints on my pirate booty.
December 13, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Fuck you all, say what? i’m confused at whats happened.
Welli’mlastinabitterbrewatleastwooti’malsoawesomeforthosewhothinkimjustwritingnonesenseyourrightiam.
December 13, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Fuck you guys. I churn out a rap while listening to Eminems Till I collapse and actually make it good with only the first line plagiarised and yall give me shit all praise in return. I am thinking of doing some TALES, and this is no way to get them.
December 13, 2009 at 4:20 pm
TALES TIME NAO.
December 14, 2009 at 12:14 am
Did someone say something? I thought I heard something.
December 14, 2009 at 3:48 am
Probably hearing your text-to-speech translator saying “TALES TIME NAO.”
December 14, 2009 at 7:50 am
Probably that incessant ringing. Or is that just me?
December 14, 2009 at 8:21 am
I think that’s you. Maybe you should see a doctor, like, a mind doctor…
… On the other hand, it could also be those dozens of voices that keep whispering, saying to burn everything.
December 14, 2009 at 10:21 am
What the fuck is wrong with you people???? A fucking flame fest in the comments section of a defunct blog? Holy fucking hell. Just wow, holy hell.
December 14, 2009 at 11:37 am
It’s not really a flame fest if we’re all getting on fine, is it now?
Although obviously we’re sorry to have bothered you. Let us know if there’s anything we can do to make this up to you.
December 14, 2009 at 4:08 pm
No Shit is Holy, but mine does smel like roses. >.>
Also, as for what I hear? Looky here now:
December 14, 2009 at 4:18 pm
December 15, 2009 at 12:16 am
That is possibly the greatest amalgamation of awesome EVER. Portal AND Doctor Who? Excuse me while my head explodes. Also, how did you get the video IN the comment? That is some serious typing.
December 15, 2009 at 12:31 am
Amalgamation? Careful there, you’ll bust your larynx.
December 15, 2009 at 8:16 am
Hey guys.
I’m gonna be a dick and bring you all down by telling you my girlfriend and I of eight months and nine days broke up today.
I am depressed.
That is all.
December 15, 2009 at 8:29 am
Poor dupersude.
And you’d almost made it to the eight months and 10 days stage.
December 15, 2009 at 8:50 am
Lol.
December 15, 2009 at 5:44 pm
God damned dickweed, dupersude! Now you have to tell uncle Michael about it.
December 16, 2009 at 12:26 am
You broke up with Laura? Did the rare-contact finally get to you?
December 16, 2009 at 6:47 am
Unc’y mike, i totally would, were it that you were online. But you’re not. So I’ll wait til i see you online.
What happened to us anyway? We used to be tight. I thought we were tight… 😦
December 18, 2009 at 3:41 pm
I HAPPENED.
December 16, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Avatar movie had me picking chunks of my ass out of my brain, because the awesomeness blew my ass out the back of my head.
December 16, 2009 at 1:52 pm
That awesome? I may have to see it.
December 17, 2009 at 7:21 am
Sounds a bit messy, though.
December 17, 2009 at 7:23 am
That’s what the cleaners are paid for.
December 18, 2009 at 1:22 am
They get paid? I thought they lived there.
December 18, 2009 at 5:38 am
Do we REALLY have to wait until april?
December 18, 2009 at 8:46 am
They’re paid with free boarding.
Yes, next april. or never. Take your pick.
December 18, 2009 at 11:04 am
No wonder all those immigrants want to be cleaners.
December 18, 2009 at 12:44 pm
JESUS CHRIST THATS IT!
December 18, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Fine, Fine, April it is.
December 18, 2009 at 3:43 pm
A Singer From My School Was On Atlantic FM.
December 18, 2009 at 10:36 pm
I was on Atlantic FM once.
December 22, 2009 at 11:40 am
LIES! You’re no Englishman. >.>
December 24, 2009 at 11:07 am
I was lying, yes, but I am an Englishman, born and bred, sirrah.
December 18, 2009 at 10:58 pm
I have never heard of Atlantic FM, but good for you!
December 22, 2009 at 11:41 am
Thankee Midget.
December 19, 2009 at 3:35 am
I posted on thc!!! Because we never use it anymoar.
December 22, 2009 at 11:41 am
Sure we do… not.
December 19, 2009 at 1:15 pm
And the sad thing is you had to come to the comments section of a dead blog to tell members of said forum that A POST WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING MADE.
I lol’d inside.
December 22, 2009 at 11:42 am
I’m dead inside.
December 19, 2009 at 9:33 pm
hmmmmm i hate when people promise something and don’t deiver.
December 22, 2009 at 11:42 am
Like your mother G.
December 19, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Save it for the ring, G. Or, well, the other blog.
December 22, 2009 at 11:43 am
No, tell Uncle Joey ALL about it.
December 20, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Seen Avatar today, and Goat, putz is right… It was messy.
December 21, 2009 at 11:46 pm
LOLOLOLOL NO1 POSTING
December 22, 2009 at 11:44 am
Incorrect. You’re posting.
December 22, 2009 at 12:23 am
Well, NOW someone is posting. Nice work there.
December 22, 2009 at 11:44 am
Indeedy.
December 22, 2009 at 1:01 am
Actually Putz is no-one. So no-one really is posting. Or was, until YOU STARTED, MIDGET.
But i do love you. All of you.
December 22, 2009 at 11:45 am
NO. WON’T LET YOU.
December 22, 2009 at 4:27 am
Shut up dupersude. Don’t go all gay on me like summer camp.
December 22, 2009 at 11:46 am
Don’t be such an ass.
December 22, 2009 at 10:45 am
Once summer camp went gay on me, too. I broke its arm.
December 22, 2009 at 11:47 am
Good times Arreh. Good times.
December 22, 2009 at 11:47 am
Right, I believe that’s enough posting to be sufficiently annoying. Morning gents.
December 22, 2009 at 12:09 pm
YOU FUCKING DICK JOEY. RARRRRRRRGHHHHHHH.
December 22, 2009 at 12:10 pm
😀 BU-DUM-DUM-DUM!
December 22, 2009 at 12:11 pm
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. RARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHH OVER NINE THOUSAND.
December 22, 2009 at 12:12 pm
No, but over 3,500.
December 22, 2009 at 12:23 pm
I am Andrew Ryan and I am here to ask you a question:
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
No, says the man in Washington; it belongs to the poor.
No, says the man in the Vatican; it belongs to God.
No, says the man in Moscow; it belongs to everyone.
I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose something
different. I chose the impossible. I chose…
Rapture.— Andrew Ryan
December 22, 2009 at 12:27 pm
No. Over nine thousand.
December 22, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Also, that quote is from Bioshock. I have yet to play it.
December 22, 2009 at 12:31 pm
PLAY IT NOW MOTHER FUCKER. Bioshock = Win. So it is said, so it IS. http://paradiselost.ipbfree.com/index.php?act=home
December 22, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Yeah I’ll get around to it. When I get the money, I’ll buy it.
December 22, 2009 at 12:35 pm
NOW.
December 22, 2009 at 12:37 pm
EVENTUALLY
December 22, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Do you know how much money you could save by eating only crackers for a week?
December 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm
None, because i dont pay for the food. My mother does.
December 22, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Precisely. Go tell her to feed herself oly crackers and give you the spare money as a reward. Or, get BIOSHOCK THE AWESOME GAME for Christmas.
December 22, 2009 at 1:15 pm
I could totally talk my walking kitchen appliance- er… Girlfriend… into buying it for me 😀
December 22, 2009 at 1:17 pm
You go do that right know Jimmy, and don’t come back until you’re certain you love her.
December 22, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Right know?
December 22, 2009 at 1:28 pm
No, right now.
December 22, 2009 at 2:05 pm
You said right know.
December 22, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Shaddup and go do it.
December 22, 2009 at 4:12 pm
Is it done?
December 22, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Dude, I totally got the 3600 get and didn’t notice. I’m just that awesome.
December 22, 2009 at 4:32 pm
You WISH.
December 22, 2009 at 4:43 pm
No no, thats what actually happened. if this post is ’07, then your post saying “You WISH” is 06, mine is 05, then 04 and 03 are you, then 02 is me, 01 is you, and the 3600 get is me. Win.
December 22, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Nah.
December 23, 2009 at 4:02 am
Accidental wins are better than normal wins. Except when the win results in a loss for someone else. I hate accidental win/losses.
December 23, 2009 at 10:31 am
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
December 23, 2009 at 10:33 am
oh hes right i do.
December 23, 2009 at 10:34 am
looks more and more like he wont update till april 2010
December 23, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Who the hell are you?
December 23, 2009 at 1:17 pm
I think… it’s Awesome. Welcome, Awesome.
December 24, 2009 at 8:31 am
Doubt he will post again.
December 24, 2009 at 11:26 am
I know, but be nice.
December 24, 2009 at 11:29 am
Nice like yo’ mamma’s curves were last night.
December 24, 2009 at 11:32 am
Why be so mean? >.> Anyway, I’m of to make a Blog poast for tammara.
December 24, 2009 at 11:33 am
For who?
December 25, 2009 at 2:29 am
im off to not read youjustlostits blog post
December 25, 2009 at 4:36 am
MERRY CHRISTMAS CUNTS.
I love you all ❤
December 25, 2009 at 10:06 am
MERRY CRIMBO. Blog post will have to wait, as my copy of Oblivion is utterly destroyed.
December 25, 2009 at 2:44 pm
Happy christmas you joyless bastards.
:3
December 27, 2009 at 5:05 am
Joyless? I got a motherfucking keyboard. I’m full of joy.
December 27, 2009 at 10:27 am
And I got munnies.
December 28, 2009 at 6:35 am
Well I got a 1TB External hard drive. AND A NEW PHONE MOTHER FUCKER.
December 28, 2009 at 12:01 pm
*rapes everyone*
Whaaaaat? I get bored!
December 28, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Wait what?
December 28, 2009 at 12:17 pm
It’s not rape if you enjoy it!
December 28, 2009 at 12:20 pm
It’s not rape if you shout surprise. It’s surprise sex.
December 28, 2009 at 12:23 pm
but what if they know youre coming?
December 28, 2009 at 12:26 pm
Then you kill them.
December 28, 2009 at 2:00 pm
So then it’s necrophillia?
December 28, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Which is just as illegal i believe.
December 30, 2009 at 1:30 am
As illegal as your MUM.
December 30, 2009 at 4:27 am
Not really, she’s very legal.
December 30, 2009 at 7:52 am
Not in Utah.
December 30, 2009 at 3:57 pm
HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
December 30, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Woot.
December 31, 2009 at 2:18 am
This is a test.
December 31, 2009 at 2:19 am
… And it went PERFECTLY… >:3
December 31, 2009 at 2:25 am
What are (or were) you testing, might i ask?
December 31, 2009 at 2:35 am
Oh you bastard Joey. You know my email.
December 31, 2009 at 2:37 am
lolwut
December 31, 2009 at 2:42 am
I’m a faggot. True story.
December 31, 2009 at 2:43 am
I dont think that worked Putz.
December 31, 2009 at 2:48 am
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS
December 31, 2009 at 2:49 am
There we go.
December 31, 2009 at 3:20 am
LOL. Wow. I should get in on this action.
December 31, 2009 at 3:20 am
I LOST THE GAME.
December 31, 2009 at 9:12 am
HEY. It’s not me Putzy. I thought you trusted me more than that?
December 31, 2009 at 12:04 pm
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Wow, a whole year without Nondrick. I feel sad.
December 31, 2009 at 1:00 pm
new years eve, midget.. well here it is… then again you live in austrailia right? so then you wait…. happy new ear to you 2 then.
December 31, 2009 at 2:30 pm
For me, it’s one and a half hours till midnight.
December 31, 2009 at 10:14 pm
For me, tis 1 hour 46 minutes.
December 31, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Happy new year, duddies! Now go make me a sandwich, for I (think I) got the 2010 get! Huzzah!
January 1, 2010 at 12:02 am
Happy new year . 2010.
January 1, 2010 at 12:08 am
G got the 2010 get for any proper people (those in the UK). Happy new year.
January 1, 2010 at 1:04 am
Happy new year, buncha cruncha muncha internet people.
January 1, 2010 at 3:11 am
Happy No-Nondrick New Year, folks. Last one out, please turn off the lights.
January 2, 2010 at 12:19 pm
I think i celebrated new years before all of you, being GMT +10. Unless someone here is from new zealand…
January 2, 2010 at 12:24 pm
err… woops. :D’ I’ll just back away slowly and inconspicuously now…
January 2, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Hello there boys, and a Happy New Year to all of you! I certainly hope Chris will update the blog this May…
January 3, 2010 at 1:48 am
Def looking at May at the earliest. Chris prob left this blog though. 😦
January 3, 2010 at 10:34 pm
Not to point out the obvious or anything, but this is a really long-ass comments section. Love the blog, got the RSS, hope he’ll do some more of it. Gotta admit, im tempted to try it myself, see what happens.
January 3, 2010 at 10:56 pm
We all are, Blonk. We all are…
January 4, 2010 at 4:47 am
Pheasant Phucking Pleasant PLucking peasant Phlucking Pheasants.
SAy that as fast as you can as loud as you can and dont stop for any reason.
January 4, 2010 at 4:54 am
HOLY CRAP WHAT HAS BEEN GOING ON OVER HERE
January 4, 2010 at 5:40 am
Just the usual really.
January 4, 2010 at 6:47 am
The usual? Then what the hell do I keep coming here for?
January 4, 2010 at 10:38 am
The usual. Of course.
January 4, 2010 at 11:58 am
Hey, that guys link is scribs! Reckon he is Chris’s friend?
January 4, 2010 at 3:58 pm
Yeah, I reckon he is. I was just checking some of Chris’s periphery sites and was amazed to find you have a whole message board going on here. 3,600 comments, good Lord.
January 4, 2010 at 4:11 pm
Hmm i think it’s because we arn’t willing to accept the fact that this site is dead and chris is never going to update, but we can still hope, we can.
@vadermath, sup
January 4, 2010 at 11:50 pm
He is going to write more.
January 5, 2010 at 12:26 am
GOD WHY DIDN’T YOU GUYS JUST ASK HIM TO WRITE A NEW POST OR SOMETHING THEN IT WOULDN’T HAVE TAKEN SO LONG JEEZ
January 5, 2010 at 1:08 am
Listen, Dick (can I call you dick?) we have asked for an update for a long time, sending emails and asking in the comments of fps, so feel free to tear your balls off and eat them before you assume something you know nothing about.
January 5, 2010 at 3:06 am
herp derp sarcasm is so rare and complex on the internets
Calm down.
January 5, 2010 at 3:18 am
heh man. OTHER — UNCLEAN — HERETIC
Maybe the larger question is, what are you going to do when he updates? Your whole dominion here will lapse to obscurity.
January 5, 2010 at 3:28 am
Well, spinn, he’s the writer the blog deserves. But not the one it needs right now… So we’ll hunt him, because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero… He’s a silent guardian. A watchful protector…
… A Dark Knight.
January 5, 2010 at 4:29 am
You are awesome dupersude. That was awesome.
January 5, 2010 at 5:24 am
I do what I can. ❤
January 5, 2010 at 5:43 am
“Read my entire Nondrick blog today. I liked it! Kind of surprised no one has asked me to write more of it. At any rate, I am.”
-Christopher’s Twitter
January 5, 2010 at 5:51 am
LIES. ALL LIES. BLASPHEMY. TREACHERY. TRAITORRRRRRR. BURN THE WITCH. BURN ITTT.
January 5, 2010 at 6:53 am
Uhh…whatever buddy!
January 5, 2010 at 7:00 am
Yeah he’s lying. He does shit like this occasionally to try to give people hope. Don’t get excited people.
January 5, 2010 at 7:09 am
I thought as much.
January 5, 2010 at 10:30 am
He is going to write more…
January 5, 2010 at 11:12 am
Yes, you keep thinking that Enus. Oh, sorry, I mean anus.
January 5, 2010 at 12:24 pm
I’ve heard that line in reverse before in a show or something…
January 5, 2010 at 12:54 pm
Hmmm… if he updates then he updates, if he doesn’t then he doesn’t. Well it is snowing, something england hasn’t seen in a while… best winter ever.
January 5, 2010 at 1:25 pm
SNOW! MY MOUSE IS BROKEN! SCROLLING SUCKS!
January 5, 2010 at 10:43 pm
hmm spinn i like the update of your site. did you recieve my question… lol .
@ joey.. your mouse is broken? get a new one. end of, and whats that got to do with snow?
January 5, 2010 at 11:46 pm
Oh hey, this blog hasn’t been updated.
January 6, 2010 at 12:04 am
Disregard everything I’ve said, I suck cock.
January 6, 2010 at 1:07 am
oshi-
January 6, 2010 at 1:08 am
I just almost…
January 6, 2010 at 1:09 am
Missed out on…
January 6, 2010 at 1:09 am
The 3700 GET. 🙂 But its cool now.
January 6, 2010 at 1:58 am
Obsessive compulsive, anyone?
January 6, 2010 at 1:59 am
Hey screw you putz! I’ve had every 100 get since the 3k get now. I’m on a roll.
January 6, 2010 at 3:04 am
It seems Putzy has become the local crotchety old man whom life has turned into a world weary cynical husk of who he once was.
January 6, 2010 at 4:16 am
Just wait until Piggy’s glasses get broken…then all hells gonna break loose.
January 6, 2010 at 5:22 am
Who?
January 6, 2010 at 7:35 am
Hmm, looks like there’s just a couple more months till the next update. I can’t wait. ^_^
January 6, 2010 at 10:03 am
h-h-holy s*** guys.
from the twitter!
“Read my entire Nondrick blog today. I liked it! Kind of surprised no one has asked me to write more of it. At any rate, I am.
3:05 PM Jan 4th from web”
January 6, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Woah this is crazy! I hadn’t heard about this till now!
/sarcasm
scroll up before you post.
January 6, 2010 at 3:42 pm
Wait, so mike was telling the truth? Orrr….
January 6, 2010 at 3:46 pm
“After speeding around GTA4 for a week in stolen sports cars, riding Beaker around in Oblivion last night suddenly felt maddeningly slow.
1 minute ago from web”
TAKEN FROM CHRIS’ TWITTER.
OH MY GOD ITS TRUE THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US.
January 6, 2010 at 3:55 pm
(Plus, it took me about a half-hour to even find where I’d parked Beaker about nine months ago.)
10 minutes ago from web
I lol’d
January 6, 2010 at 10:04 pm
OLOL GUEZ I WASNT LYING HUH GAIZ
January 6, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Repent, Non(drick)-believers! The end-times are upon us! Await the coming of our saviour, and may Goat have mercy on your pitiful mortal souls!
So, new Nondrick, huh? Wait, that can’t be right. It’s not April.
January 7, 2010 at 5:21 am
My guess is that he’s making a backlog so that he can update regularly for a few weeks.
I wonder if he’s got any new or upgraded mods installed.
January 7, 2010 at 12:15 am
We gonna have to force him into not updating until April/May, seriously.
January 7, 2010 at 12:15 am
I thought the same thing Midget… He broke his promise ;_;
January 7, 2010 at 12:32 am
Michael… What…? No… We’ve spent too long trying to MAKE him post. Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon. That’s always been the difference between us, Daniel. I mean Michael.
January 7, 2010 at 12:45 am
At this point I’ll feel cheated if he updates before April.
January 7, 2010 at 12:57 am
April is my birthday month. It would be like a present to me.
January 7, 2010 at 1:55 am
…So, you guys bitch about HOW he doesn’t post, now you complain that he posts.
That is Stupidity if i ever heard it.
Chris, post whenever you damn well please. The sooner the better though.
January 7, 2010 at 5:44 am
Calhoun, please, refer to:
Then gtfo.
January 7, 2010 at 10:10 am
HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
January 7, 2010 at 10:16 am
you do? thats disgusting… WIERDO.
January 7, 2010 at 10:27 am
WHY THE FUCK DO MY POSTS KEEP GETTING DISCARDED.
January 7, 2010 at 12:02 pm
Because soon, you too, will be discarded.
January 9, 2010 at 1:23 am
LOL NO1 POASTING, EITHER HERE OR ON FPS
and yes I realise the comments got lock over there.
January 9, 2010 at 10:46 am
He won’t post before April. It has been Written that he shall post in April, and so it shall come to pass.
Also, I liked your Piggy joke, Spinn, even if none of the others understood.
January 10, 2010 at 8:56 am
Why did they get locked?
January 10, 2010 at 5:15 pm
I locked them in a cage. I then ate the key.
January 11, 2010 at 3:26 pm
You looove me.
January 11, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Not really.
January 12, 2010 at 8:40 am
Well, let’s see. We have comedy, drama, action, horror. Finally, we have a romance going. We tick nearly every genre now.
January 12, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Shut up and kiss me, stud!
January 12, 2010 at 3:39 pm
No, you kiss me!
January 13, 2010 at 10:56 am
Why don’t you both kiss each other – at the SAME TIME!!!11!!one
I am a valued poster.
January 13, 2010 at 2:14 pm
But then one of them would be in the way! You need to think your plan through more.
January 13, 2010 at 3:08 pm
I’m sure it’s Putz who’d be in the way.
January 14, 2010 at 3:29 pm
You would like that, wouldn’t you.
January 14, 2010 at 9:25 pm
How brillint you are Arreh. Now put your pants back on.
January 15, 2010 at 11:23 am
a fresh year – and fresh tears – i doth weep for nondrick
January 15, 2010 at 11:43 am
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life’s but a walking shadow
January 15, 2010 at 6:18 pm
…-so yeah, I’m just gonna check back on this gay blog. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you swinging by this way? Do you wanna pick me up? D- Do… Do you wanna pick me up? Do you wanna pick me up? Do you wanna pick me up? Do you wanna pick me up? Yeah, there’s still some fags hanging around the comments. Yeah, all they do is make gay joke-
Aw, shit.
*sound of running footsteps*
*sound of door slamming*
*sound of car squealing away*
January 16, 2010 at 8:48 am
I qwould gladly tell you all of times my anus has been torn by my boyfriend Dupersude, it happens every so often, but I get over it in about a week. My Rectal Tissue is toughening to the way he abuses it, so it’s getting a lot more resilient to tears too.
Another interesting note is–
Wait, which blog is this again?
January 16, 2010 at 11:04 am
Dude, did you actually get her to post that or are you just messing around?
January 16, 2010 at 11:29 am
I… I want to go home. Arreh is an Englishman.
January 17, 2010 at 9:35 am
Thats a “he” putz, I didn’t post it, and he’s kidding with you. We’re good buddies in real life though. THATS RIGHT. IN FREE-DEE LANDDD.
January 17, 2010 at 9:37 am
Also, Narvre is the one who introduced me to the place back in March/April. So he’s been lurking longer than me.
January 17, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Didnt know you were into the whole ‘anal busting other guys’ scene.
January 17, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Joey, I am an Englishman, yes. A mighty Englishman. As opposed to a shitty Englishman.
I hope you don’t mind. What did you think I was?
I am also a member of the master race.
The sole member.
January 17, 2010 at 1:40 pm
No, not Hitler’s “master race”.
January 17, 2010 at 10:13 pm
What, Doctor Who’s Master race?
January 18, 2010 at 1:52 pm
I hate the Master guy from doctah hoo. WHY WONT HE DIE
January 18, 2010 at 7:29 pm
Do any nations other than us Brits actually watch Docter Who?
I’m sure they don’t need to, what with the high quality television shown in countries such as America, of course.
January 18, 2010 at 9:24 pm
*Doctor Who?
January 18, 2010 at 9:46 pm
Australia has Doctor Who, and it is awesome.
January 19, 2010 at 5:26 pm
Britain has better Doctor Who.
January 19, 2010 at 11:57 pm
…Yes, because they made a completely different one for Australia, where the Doctor travels through time in a kangaroo’s pouch and says g’day a lot.
I think my sarcasm valve just broke.
January 20, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Obviously.
January 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Whoa, bitchessss! Whazza up? April is getting closer, and Chris’d do good to keep his fucking promise. Or else?
We start killing BABIES.
January 21, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Start? I’m right in the middle of it!
January 22, 2010 at 12:13 pm
Michael my man! You’re still here! And so is Midget(s)!
Awesome!
January 22, 2010 at 4:30 pm
I’m always here, will always be.
Kills my knees.
January 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm
But is it really Vadermath? Quick! Say something only Vadermath would know!
January 23, 2010 at 4:26 pm
Me and Michael found Max’s blog while on MSN? Ask me on MSN if you’d like, it’s me alright.
January 24, 2010 at 10:26 am
Not too long before April, now.
I have to keep telling myself that.
January 24, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Soon, child… Soon… I do miss nondrick.
January 24, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Meh. You WOULD.
January 24, 2010 at 9:19 pm
But Michael, we have to be realistic here. What if Chris doesn’t update this April? If the world ends in 2012, we’ll only have two Aprils ’till then.
January 25, 2010 at 3:55 am
”It has been pointed out that I should probably update one of my blogs before the heat death of the universe. I am in agreement.”
Remember this? BAM.
January 25, 2010 at 10:40 am
Chris is a faggot sucking bastard whore.
January 25, 2010 at 7:58 pm
I wonder what it’s like to be a faggot sucking bastard whore. Not that I want to find out myself, though…
January 26, 2010 at 2:14 pm
“bastard whore”? What the hell is that, a dirty transvestite?
January 26, 2010 at 2:22 pm
It’s an insult that signifies my complete loss of hope and faith in Christopher Livingston.
January 26, 2010 at 3:19 pm
We need only have faith, though. He is like a god: proof of his existence denies faith, and without faith he is nothing.
This means that, if we can prove he exists, that he will instantly blink out of existence.
January 26, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Neeeeeeeeeeenja.
January 27, 2010 at 7:40 am
Good thinking, 52!
Seriously though. I like that.
January 27, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Doesn’t his blogging on FPS kind of prove his existence? If we’re making God parallels here, our relationship with Chris can be described as following;
God has created us and our planet, yet we’ve only seen glimpses of him for ages. And then, we see him on another planet, happily communicating with its inhabitants, without means of talking to him ourselves.
January 27, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Well, seeing as Chris is the all-mighty God, of course he owns other planets too. Just that he left this planet. Or something.
January 28, 2010 at 2:41 am
please post something Chris! I’ll give you money!
January 28, 2010 at 7:37 am
THE BEAR JEW!
*Thick american accent*
“… Bonjourno.”
January 28, 2010 at 6:16 pm
ArreviDIRTchi!
January 28, 2010 at 8:58 pm
YES! So I’m not the only one who considers the movie pure fucking genius.
January 28, 2010 at 10:08 pm
No. You’re not.
January 29, 2010 at 7:07 am
… Does he look like a bitch?
January 29, 2010 at 5:01 pm
I too enjoy this film. I also enjoy badminton (amongst other sports, but badminton is currently the most relevant). Anyone else like badminton? I do. I got a new racket today.
January 29, 2010 at 10:05 pm
AWESOME.
January 30, 2010 at 12:07 am
@dupersude
W-w-what?
January 30, 2010 at 12:12 am
Mhm. Badmington, eh? Never actually played it. More of a tennis person myself. As for fighting sports, kick-boxing, and not-really-a-sport sports, darts. 😀
January 30, 2010 at 12:56 pm
I hate conventional sports games myself. Though, I was into karate for a while, and I keep my condition by a lot of running, and a tad of weightlifting.
January 30, 2010 at 1:22 pm
And we all are impressed and care.
January 30, 2010 at 3:01 pm
Squeebles-muglets.
January 30, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Schmooples? You named a pet nug Schmooples?
January 30, 2010 at 10:55 pm
I keep in shape by lifting boxes. i also get paid for this. I may have the perfect lifestyle.
January 31, 2010 at 2:49 pm
@Michael
SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME MOTHER FUCKER.
@Vadermath
I used to practise martial arts too. Trained for six years… Good times.
February 1, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Yeah. And once Superman hired me to be his replacement for the times when he relaxes with alien hookers, it really all fell into place.
February 1, 2010 at 4:13 pm
Indeed…
February 1, 2010 at 4:14 pm
And now…
February 1, 2010 at 4:14 pm
For my next trick…
February 1, 2010 at 4:15 pm
The one… The only…
February 1, 2010 at 4:16 pm
… THE 3800 GET!!!
February 1, 2010 at 8:46 pm
Ignoring the mildly impressive dedication of dupersude, I shall follow with the sports that I play, as you all seem keen on flashing your e-penises. Inspect mine.
I’m currently a black belt martial artist of Tae-Kwon-Do, I play rugby, hockey, squash, badminton, table tennis (can you count that?), I run and I lift weights (alongside other gym-type exercises).
I’m curling in a barbell 30kg, which isn’t too bad, considering I’m 16.
Also I’m a cyber-ninja-pirate, which you may or may not recall, or care about.
Does I win some internets off Goat?
February 2, 2010 at 5:58 am
I got a black belt too 😀 Second Dan black belt, in Choi Kwang Do. The place i was at had a lot of legal issues because my instructor broke off from the international institution after some *ahem* disagreements, and so they kind of went bankrupt. Couldn’t afford to buy uniforms or make belts or rent a building for us, so he closed when i was mid sixteen, just after I got my second dan. After that, I took up parkour. Never really practised much though so it more or less just turned into climbing a whole lot of shit. I don’t push weights and i’m not buff but i can lift my own body weight over a ledge fairly easily, and can actually climb back, outward, onto a roof.
February 2, 2010 at 6:06 am
I can lift stuff too!
February 2, 2010 at 6:28 am
There are 54 of you though, you can lift anything!
February 2, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Hey, he/they robbed a fucking bank in my Hiatus novel, remember?
February 3, 2010 at 5:24 am
My other personalities have stopped talking to me recently. I think I pissed off 34, and he was the ringleader, really.
February 3, 2010 at 5:25 am
I would remember, only that I never got around to reading it.
Ah midget, that sucks. I hate when the voices stop whispering…
February 3, 2010 at 6:14 pm
I used to have voices in my head, but I updated my anti-virus.
February 4, 2010 at 5:39 am
Sometimes i argue with the voices and they go away for a while… But they always come back.
February 4, 2010 at 11:11 am
I’m sure they will come back. I’ve never been able to hold a grudge.
February 4, 2010 at 5:00 pm
It’s alright mate, we forgive you.
February 5, 2010 at 6:15 pm
If you add 52 and 34 together you get 86. Coincidence? I think not.
February 5, 2010 at 6:19 pm
No, but ‘t’is a cowinkidink.
February 5, 2010 at 11:11 pm
I refuse to reply to someone who is obviously impersonating 34. I have enough psyches without you giveing me more.
February 6, 2010 at 8:56 am
Aww, for a minute there, I thought the midgets were back.
February 6, 2010 at 10:17 am
There’s a drumming noise inside my head
That starts when you’re around
I swear that you should hear it
It makes such an almighty sound
There’s a drumming noise inside my head
That throws me to the ground
I swear that you should hear it
It makes such an almighty sound
Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell
I ran to a tower where the church bells chime
I hoped that they would clear my mind
They left a ringing in my ear
But that drum’s still beating loud and clear
Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell
Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell
Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell
As I move my feet towards your body
I can hear this beat it fills my head up
And gets louder and louder
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder
I run to the river and dive straight in
I pray that the water will drown out the din
But as the water fills my mouth
It couldn’t wash the echoes out
But as the water fills my mouth
It couldn’t wash the echoes out
I swallow the sound and it swallows me whole
Till there’s nothing left inside my soul
As empty as that beating drum
But the sound has just begun
As I move my feet towards your body
I can hear this beat it fills my head up
And gets louder and louder
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder
There’s a drumming noise inside my head
That starts when you’re around
I swear that you should hear it
It makes such an almighty sound
There’s a drumming noise inside my head
That starts when you’re around
I swear that you should hear it
It makes such an almighty sound
Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell
Louder than sirens
Louder than bells
Sweeter than heaven
And hotter than hell
As I move my feet towards your body
I can hear this beat it fills my head up
And gets louder and louder
It fills my head up and gets louder and louder.
February 6, 2010 at 10:45 am
Oh. My. God. Joey, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC.
February 6, 2010 at 10:46 am
I DOES!
February 6, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Does this mean that I should post some Lady GaGa lyrics?
February 6, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Only if they apply to your life at the moment, Mikey.
February 6, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Alright. You can’t read my poker face.
February 6, 2010 at 9:23 pm
Oh?
February 6, 2010 at 10:39 pm
It’s true.
February 6, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Pray, do tell. It’s been much too long since our last conversation.
February 6, 2010 at 11:04 pm
It’s been too long since I had a ‘proper’ conversation.
I hate people, it seems.
February 7, 2010 at 10:46 am
Fuck, you guys are STILL HERE? Damn.
Why dont you guys, ya know, get MSN or something? Bloody hell guys, loading up the comments section almost crashed my fucking browser.
February 7, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Nah nah nah nah nah, nah nah, can’t touch this! You’re contributing to it Smash, in fact I wouldn’t have wrote this comment if not for you! HUZZAH WE WIN FUCKER!
February 7, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Also, we DO use msn.
February 7, 2010 at 1:56 pm
AND I HAVE SOMETHING YOU MIGHT LIKE TO HEAR!
February 7, 2010 at 1:58 pm
If loading a webpage crashes your browser, i suggest a new computer. Desperately.
February 7, 2010 at 1:59 pm
DUPERSUDE! WANNA HEAR IT?
February 7, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Not really… but sure, go ahead.
February 7, 2010 at 2:02 pm
YAY!
Coming very soon will be some delightfully funny, gripping and gory podcasts from one of my friends in America! They will be related tpo THIS ‘site: http://www.jerichosquad.com/gpage2.html
February 7, 2010 at 2:02 pm
*to
February 7, 2010 at 2:36 pm
I see… And I also see he added you in?
February 7, 2010 at 5:15 pm
WASSUP MY COMPUTER BROKE AGASIN SO IM USIN THIS OLD ONE THAT I USED TO MESSAGE U GUYS!HAHAHAH kthxbai.
February 7, 2010 at 9:22 pm
cool story bro
February 8, 2010 at 2:30 am
nou
I have a funny story. So a guy i know made a pigsquealing video on youtube. “Learn To Pigsqueal with BC.” One of his friends, or someone else, took a screenshot of him whilst he had a somewhat hilarious facial expression, wrote “hurr durr” over it, and posted it on 4chan. I lol’d hard.
February 8, 2010 at 3:55 pm
Cool story, sis.
February 8, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Son… I am dissapoint.
In other news: I’m typing some additional bullshit in order to post this comment because i cannot post the above on it’s own due to the fact that I have already posted it before and wordpress is seeing my new post as a “duplicate comment”. Piece of ass.
February 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm
3,841 GET!
February 8, 2010 at 7:08 pm
You’re all fags
February 8, 2010 at 8:18 pm
:O I am hurt. Deep. And not by you, but because I just got rejected. 😥
February 9, 2010 at 5:38 am
Actually, statistically, at least ONE of us is gay (Not including my other personalities). So, who is it?
February 9, 2010 at 10:49 am
JOEY. GO ON MSN. I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR faillove
February 9, 2010 at 4:00 pm
MICHAEL YOU BASTARD, I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT.
February 9, 2010 at 4:09 pm
Actually, statistically, at least ONE of us is full of fail and AIDS. So, who is it?
February 9, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Not meant to be a double post, but dupersude.
All are fags. All translates to Joey. 8)HA!
owait
February 9, 2010 at 4:13 pm
In other news, The Game.
February 10, 2010 at 2:16 am
Damn you, you bastard! I was going so well!
February 10, 2010 at 4:47 am
I believe Joey is the one full of Fail and Aids. Also, I believe you just became aware that you are manually breathing. And manually blinking. And manually swallowing saliva. ZING!
February 10, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Hmmm, don’t despair g is here..
February 10, 2010 at 8:35 pm
To dip dick in ice water or not dip dick in ice water… wat do
February 10, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Dip ice water in dick. It’s obvious.
February 10, 2010 at 9:44 pm
If you were truly my apprentice Michael, you’d know what to do!
1) Put dick in freezer.
2) Keep it in there for 24 hours.
3) Take it out, and dip it into a bowl of water, and thus: putting ice dick in water.
February 10, 2010 at 10:09 pm
WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!
Alright. You listenin’? This is how it’s done. What YOU gotta do is get yourself a good sized penis mould. Maybe Six, seven inches. Made in germany. You know the germans always make good stuff. Now, go ahead and stick your dick in a blender. That’s right. Easy now, don’t just dive straight in. You gotta work your way up to puree’.
Now mix that blended dick with some water, maybe some gelatine to keep it all in one piece, and fill your cock mould with it. Allow to set and when it’s done, pull your WATER-DICK from the mould. Reveal some pre-prepared ground ice, and voila!
Dip water dick in ice!
February 11, 2010 at 12:00 pm
Fuck guys, do whatever the hell you want. Ill happily contribute, but when are you (or we) gonna get back to flaming the living hell out of Chris for not updating? Have you all given up?
If you need me, ill be killing babies.
February 11, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Thanks for all the guidelines! I actually tried them all.
February 12, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Looking at the original post whose comment section we’re using made me laugh a lot.
[quote]Well, I promised an update in April, and clearly I missed the window. But, I don’t want to break my promise — that’s just not something I do — so it looks like you’ll have to wait until next April. Seeya in 364 days![/quote]
I bet that even Chris himself didn’t realize how truthful with us he was at the time. I say we wait ’till March to get word out of him, then we go back to nagging him again! The Hiatus Crew shall be revived to its fundamental purpose!
WE NEED NONDRICK, AND THIS GAME IS ON.
And to everyone’s who’s reading this:
YOU JUST LOST IT.
February 12, 2010 at 3:29 pm
God damn it, Vadermath!
But yeah, I’m in!
February 12, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Also, http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2010/02/12/alans-wake-remedy-ditch-pc-version/
Fuck you, Remedy, fuck you every chance you get.
February 12, 2010 at 4:03 pm
FUCK I LOST. But yeah, people have mentioned that before. That we may as well wait for April. Were you absent the last couple months Vader?
Also, I seen the previews for that last year. When the fuck is it coming out? I want it.
February 12, 2010 at 4:10 pm
I’ll do it.
February 12, 2010 at 5:38 pm
I was actually absent the last few months, dupersude.
HAVE YOU NOT NOTICED MY ABSENCE, YOU BASTARD?
@Joey: Awesome.
February 12, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Well fuck Vadermath, count me in, if you guys will have me.
If not, well, meh. Ill just keep commenting anyway.
(Just try and stop me bitches)
February 12, 2010 at 10:20 pm
Can you SMASH? CAN YOU BASH? ARE YOU THE HULK?!
February 13, 2010 at 2:15 am
Yeehaw! The Hiatus crew have a plan! Bring it on, non-believers, bring it ON!
Wait, a PLAN? That doesn’t sound like us.
February 13, 2010 at 2:21 am
Vadermath can you…. Uh….
Are you my father?
Ha, wasnt that a good comeback. No, it really wasnt.
Im fucking tired.
February 13, 2010 at 9:59 am
@Midget52: Oh come on, we’ve had plenty of plans regarding baby killing and Chris nagging!
Sure, none of them worked, but that’s part of our charm!
February 13, 2010 at 11:29 am
I take it that means this plan won’t work, either.
February 13, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Probably. Game.
February 13, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Oh, are you going to ignore me know?
Damn, 3 comments and im already hated.
February 13, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Who said anything about hating you?
February 13, 2010 at 9:15 pm
@Smash: Hey, you can SMASH and BASH.
As far as I know, you’re welcome.
February 13, 2010 at 11:02 pm
Well, thats cool then. Ill be commenting from time to time know, and ill happily participate in your plan to get a new LIO post.
(By from time to time I mean, like, every single day. Twice.)
February 14, 2010 at 10:22 am
It’s all right, Smash – I’m fairly new here, too. It took a few posts, but eventually the others realised that I’m a higher form of life than they – they’re very welcoming here.
Also, I noticed you have an allergy to apostrophes. I’m terribly sorry about that: it’s an awful condition.
February 14, 2010 at 12:33 pm
Ha. I got an awesome from Vader! And Smash reckons this is ‘hated’? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
February 14, 2010 at 12:37 pm
*force-chokes Joey*
February 14, 2010 at 10:08 pm
@Arreh: I have an allergy to apostrophes, spelling, and grammar. Surely you wont discriminate me for that?
So, what have you guys been up to? I spent the day kidnapping babys, you know, so I have enough when we start nagging Chris again.
February 14, 2010 at 10:39 pm
That’s a good start. I’m kidnapping Somali pirates, but your tactic may well prove to be the more effective.
February 15, 2010 at 5:45 pm
UPDAAAAATEEEE BITCHES!
February 15, 2010 at 7:27 pm
I call last post.
February 15, 2010 at 9:26 pm
no way
February 16, 2010 at 2:21 am
NO. NO. NO CHRIS. YOU LIED TO US. ASKFJAHSLDKJGHLSDAKJGH. I’LL NEVER GET 10 SUCCESSIVE 100 GETS NOW.
February 16, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I call last post
February 16, 2010 at 12:33 pm
LAST POST, BIACHS!
February 16, 2010 at 1:06 pm
NO. LAST POST IS MINE.
February 16, 2010 at 7:43 pm
This is the last post. It is here to inform you that the poem “The Road Not Taken” by Robert Frost is about anal sex.
“I took the road less travelled by / and that has made all the difference.”
YOU SEE
February 17, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Last! Again!
February 17, 2010 at 3:37 pm
NO I’M LAST
February 17, 2010 at 6:33 pm
If you’re going to be last, at least sign off with something decent.
February 18, 2010 at 12:22 am
HAAAAAAAALELUJAH!
HAAAAAAAALELUJAH!
And now, ladies and gents,
The end is near,
And so we face the final curtain.
Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew,
When Joey bit off more than he could chew,
But through it all, when there was doubt,
I sized up and ran away.
Putz fucked it all and rapped stories tall
And did it Mike’s way.
I’ve hated, I’ve laughed and cried,
I’ve had my fill – my share of losers.
But now, as Joey sighs,
I find it all so amusing.
To think we did all that,
And may I say, not in a shy way –
Oh no. It was not me.
I did it my way.
For who is Vadermath? What has he got?
If not himself – Then he has naught.
To say the things G truly feels
And not the words of dupersude.
The record shows we took the blows
And did it our way.
Yes, it was our way.
Goodnight, everyone.
February 18, 2010 at 12:57 am
nice. last.
February 18, 2010 at 1:07 am
AND I LIKE HOW I WANT MENTIONED! ASABKFN<ALN!
February 18, 2010 at 1:08 am
*wasnt
February 18, 2010 at 5:52 am
RANDOM PERSON LAST FTW!
February 18, 2010 at 10:53 am
Seriously guys, Plinar deserved the last post. Now shush, and go spam the new entry.
Wankers.
February 19, 2010 at 8:48 am
My last is the ultimate. Why, you ask?
February 19, 2010 at 8:49 am
BECAUSE IT HAS THE 3,900 GET!
February 20, 2010 at 5:10 pm
FU LET PINAR OR ME GETIT K?
February 20, 2010 at 5:10 pm
wish we coulda made it to 4000 though.
February 21, 2010 at 9:02 am
Who says we wont?
February 23, 2010 at 4:05 pm
You coulda just left it at the 3,900 GET. I’m quite happy for this to be spammed up to the 4000 get now.
You heard me; you have the blessing of the cyber pirate-ninja.
February 24, 2010 at 3:13 pm
I CALL DIBS ON 4,000 GET. I’ve had every 100 get since 3,000 AND I’M NOT GOING TO LET ANY OF YOU FUCKERS KILL MY STREAK.
February 24, 2010 at 4:38 pm
Naturally.
I presumed you would claim the 4000 get, and that would be it. It must be it – we must have a neat 4000 comments, and then NO MORE.
February 24, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Can BOXXY be the 4000 get?
February 24, 2010 at 8:12 pm
No.
February 25, 2010 at 10:24 am
I AGREE. Imagine if we hit 4000 and someone posts.
That would make me angry… You won’t like me when I’m angry…
February 25, 2010 at 8:19 pm
;_; BUT SHE’S BAWWWWWWWXY!
February 26, 2010 at 6:50 am
FUCK BOXXY. SHES ANOTHER STUPID INTERNET WHORE. GET OVER HER. GODDAMN NEWFAGS.
February 26, 2010 at 7:12 am
Dupersude will, in the tradition of things, claim the 4000 get with whatever he wants. If anyone posts past that they will be paying a visit to my department of the Hiatus Republic very shortly.
We’ll make sure you see things the right way after that.
February 26, 2010 at 7:30 am
Arreh, you are now my new best internets friend. Thank-you for your support and seeing things my way.
And now…
THIS ISN’T FAIR. WHY DOES EVERYBODY HAVE THEIR OWN DEPARTMENT IN THE HIATUS REPUBLIC. I WANT A DEPARTMENT. I DEMAND POWER AND CONTROL.
February 26, 2010 at 5:15 pm
We’ll see… >.> Also, dupersude, they’re trying to protect you. Power = Corruption. Absolute Power = Absolute Corruption.
February 27, 2010 at 12:10 am
We need your innocent naivety, dupersude. We don’t want to sully you with a position of great power, like mine or Joey’s.
February 27, 2010 at 12:12 am
HA!
“And low and behold they shall stand in great power, and the weak shall cry ‘Injustice’, but they shall be dissuaded with promises of the leaders hatred of themselves.”
February 27, 2010 at 11:26 am
Shhh. Let him have his sweet sweet soma.
February 27, 2010 at 11:41 am
Guess where that quote came from?
February 27, 2010 at 11:43 am
And now for something completely different.
February 27, 2010 at 11:44 am
February 28, 2010 at 5:21 pm
GET HIM OUT.
February 28, 2010 at 7:58 pm
FIEN.
February 28, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Sadface.
March 1, 2010 at 11:22 am
BIEBER MUST DIE.
Ignoring the warnings of the both of you, I now pronounce myself Head of “Department of the Destruction of Justin Bieber, And Other Such Disney Music Bands”.
Or just Head of DDJBAOSDMB.
… I think I need to think the name over.
March 2, 2010 at 1:36 am
One thing’s for sure, dupersude, I’ll join that ‘DDJBAOSDMB’ club any day of the week! So let’s say I join it today!
March 2, 2010 at 7:12 am
You can’t be head of a department if it’s not in your name.
March 2, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I CAN SO. And I am, because my department’s name hasn’t been finalized yet. AH SCREW IT.
… Yeah that’ll do. that’ll do nicely.
March 3, 2010 at 10:08 am
I am Chairman for the Society Of Awesome People and other stuff. I have been since ever.
March 4, 2010 at 3:30 am
Hey yeah. And you havent had that in your name since ever either.
March 4, 2010 at 7:20 am
Oh dupersude. These are the new reforms, you see? You’re getting in early – you’ll get some nice juicy bonuses, a nice office, a life expectancy of at least 55…
And anyway, Von Putzingburg is a friend of the party. If everyone knew he was chairman, they’d all pester him to get in to our society. Really, we’re just doing anyone a favour – of course he doesn’t need it advertised publically in his name; we all know what he is. At least, all the awesome people do.
So be happy with the fancy titles you can have, and don’t question things. Questioning things is currently our second biggest killer, right after internet cancer. Learn to duckspeak, and such.
March 5, 2010 at 8:56 pm
One day, you’ll all be trolled. By someone close.
March 5, 2010 at 10:58 pm
EVERYONE HAS AIDS!
March 6, 2010 at 3:29 am
Whoops. Forgot to reply to you Michael. You can be second in command. 😀
March 6, 2010 at 12:07 pm
I see this place is filling nicely to 4000. Just another rule, as i’ve seen Dupersude post, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 i think that we should implent a rule, only one post, until someone posts after you, you can’t cheat and change your name, i has vac security. Surprised that joey never went on new update, it’s ok we’ll leave him here.
March 6, 2010 at 7:37 pm
Joey probably hasn’t noticed the new update yet. OH SHI-
March 6, 2010 at 8:49 pm
And just to stress, absolutely no one is to post past 4000.
March 7, 2010 at 10:36 am
NO, G. I DISAGREE. I’VE WORKED SO VERY HARD AND YOU CANNOT TAKE THIS GET FROM ME. NO-ONE CAN. I’LL KILL YOU ALLLLL.
March 7, 2010 at 9:12 pm
dupersude, exactly how would you torture me if I stole the 4000get?
March 7, 2010 at 9:14 pm
I have been on the Update. >.> I’m observing. I. Am. THE EYE!
March 7, 2010 at 9:17 pm
The Ministry of Love has decided that whoever gets the 4000 get is allowed the 4000 get.
March 7, 2010 at 9:37 pm
How many to go now?
March 8, 2010 at 9:51 am
I’ll have my Joey torture you. Sexually.
March 8, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Sounds like Tuesday to me.
March 8, 2010 at 1:54 pm
I thought it was more of a Wednesday
March 8, 2010 at 5:42 pm
YOUR Joey? Ahem… I am not your property, and cloning me is prohibited by the Rules of Good Antagonists.
March 9, 2010 at 4:52 am
Yes indeed my Joey. Now get back in your cage, would you kindly?
March 9, 2010 at 4:37 pm
But but but but! There’s a COUGAR in there!
March 9, 2010 at 5:30 pm
HEY. I SAID, WOULD YOU KINDLY GET BACK IN YOUR CAGE.
March 9, 2010 at 6:44 pm
Joey, as your current position ranks infinitely higher than dupersude’s, you are quite authorised to not only not get into the cage, but also to declare that dupersude’s only place of residence can be in said cage, cougar and all.
These are the rules, and all Goat-fearing individuals would do well to abide by them.
March 9, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Yeah, but then you, being the Protag’ and all would save him. Suckish. >.> Where did mah minions go?
March 10, 2010 at 6:45 am
Joey’s position does not “outrank” mine. Joey has no position. He wondered in to this place with high hopes and a whole lot of dreams. Instead, he spammed the shit out of the joint and made a whole lot of time consuming posts, replying to a thousand things all over the comment section. At one point he even supported Jaded Empath. He tore us apart. So I made him my bitch.
Now get in the cage, kid.
March 10, 2010 at 9:04 am
If it helps, it’s the same one I kept Chris in for all those months.
March 10, 2010 at 11:27 am
The very same. And I thank you for the donation, Putzy.
March 10, 2010 at 4:44 pm
I wouldn’t advise taking too much notice of me. My position is mainly to fuck with your minds.
March 12, 2010 at 12:36 pm
Dupersude: Think nothing of it. Ever since I let him out it has been just taking up space in my torture dungeon, space that could be filled by Justin Biebers corpse.
March 12, 2010 at 11:58 pm
Dupersude, no offence, but I think Putzy just claimed that he can do your job better than you.
March 13, 2010 at 1:10 am
Not at all, I was merely commiserating with him over the gayness of Justin Bieber. His corpse WOOULD look nice next to my 9001 inch plasma tv, though.
March 13, 2010 at 3:33 pm
The corpse goes to the highest bidder.
March 13, 2010 at 4:02 pm
Infinite million!
March 14, 2010 at 12:17 am
My residency in said cage for an indefinitive length of time.
March 14, 2010 at 11:29 am
I bid you the maximum amount of money that could exist.
Infinity x Infinity, Infinity times. Think about it. It just doesn’t get higher than that.
March 14, 2010 at 11:31 am
Please refer to my last comment. Money won’t make you laugh at the poor guy locked in your cage.
March 14, 2010 at 11:33 am
Money = happiness, you foolish child.
March 14, 2010 at 11:36 am
Me in a cage with Bieber’s corpse = infinite happiness.
March 14, 2010 at 11:38 am
You have me there. I tip my hat to you, kind sir, and know that I will butcher, cut up, cook and feed your family to you on a congratulatory dinner.
March 15, 2010 at 2:06 pm
Hmmm Looks to me like it’s a tie. So you both get half! Joey will want the end with the penis, I presume.
March 15, 2010 at 5:16 pm
What. The fuck? He surrendered! >.O
March 16, 2010 at 1:52 am
It’s not about surrendering or you proving anything to him or vice versa. It’s about what I want. I want his infinite times infinite money, and I want you in my cage for ever. Although… I’m going to have you in my cage either way… So you can either be happy with this, or get nothing!
March 16, 2010 at 10:48 pm
Bullshit. I’m taking my “services” elsewhere.
March 17, 2010 at 7:25 am
Coincidentally, that is also what she said. To you.
March 18, 2010 at 7:14 am
The Ministry of Love would like to announce an official;
“Ba-zing!”
To Putzy.
This is all.
March 18, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Sorry Joey. You don’t have a choice.
Actually, scratch that. I’m not sorry. Get back to the cage.
March 19, 2010 at 11:23 pm
Um… FUCK YOU. SIDEWAYS! WITH A WATERMELON!
March 20, 2010 at 11:51 am
Get back in the cage. I don’t want to have to activate the collar, Joey.
March 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
It’s almost closing time for these comments.
Almost.
We must be ready.
March 21, 2010 at 6:39 am
I’m ready… I’m always ready…
March 24, 2010 at 4:38 pm
23 left to go.
March 24, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Why is nobody posting on here anymore? It’s making this last stretch verrrrrrrrrry slow…
March 26, 2010 at 8:27 am
like your mum?
March 26, 2010 at 10:52 am
Yes, yet at the same time, quite UNLIKE yourself. HAH!
March 27, 2010 at 10:46 am
Hah.
March 28, 2010 at 1:50 am
Game
March 28, 2010 at 10:13 am
Set.
March 29, 2010 at 12:33 am
Match.
March 29, 2010 at 7:02 am
Stick.
March 29, 2010 at 7:09 am
Glue.
March 29, 2010 at 7:21 am
Post.
March 29, 2010 at 8:41 am
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
March 29, 2010 at 8:43 am
Dick!
March 29, 2010 at 5:17 pm
4chan.
March 29, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Nou
March 29, 2010 at 5:23 pm
It’s getting awwwwfully close to 4000 get now…
March 30, 2010 at 10:47 am
Not close enough.
March 30, 2010 at 11:34 am
6 comments left, and yes i did factor in this one.
March 30, 2010 at 11:36 am
Five more now.
March 30, 2010 at 11:36 am
I don’t like this. Everyone is counting down to the get.
March 30, 2010 at 11:37 am
It’s making me very nervous…
March 30, 2010 at 11:38 am
Very VERY nervous…
March 30, 2010 at 11:38 am
I hope nobody makes a grab… I’d be quite dissapointed.
March 30, 2010 at 11:39 am
… But it’s okay, because… Now… I have it. Remember guys, no posting after this comment! See you all over on The Alchemists Code 😀
April 4, 2010 at 10:57 am
Hey guise, I herd you were going for the 4000get, but I’m going to steal it! Oh.
April 12, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Might as well make it 4002
May 16, 2010 at 8:55 am
The only time I got a thousand get was the time with the GAY ASS VIDEO WTF IM BORED!!!
May 16, 2010 at 8:56 am
The only time I got a thousand get was the time with the GAY ASS VIDEO WTF IM BORED!!!kbai
May 16, 2010 at 8:57 am
The only time I got a thousand get was the time with the GAY ASS VIDEO WTF IM BORED!!!kbai IT WONT LET ME POST MY FUCKING COMMEEEENT. I’m insane.
July 20, 2010 at 6:25 pm
No, some random guy, you are the comments.
And then some random guy was a comment.
July 20, 2010 at 7:42 pm
November 11, 2010 at 1:53 am
i like the series but you should update more… really btw, you know how hard it is to post a comment here?!
November 27, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Nondrick is worth waiting for.
April 8, 2011 at 4:37 am
What in the hell has happened to Chris Livingston?
May 8, 2011 at 1:18 pm
Why in Goat’s name would you post here?
June 10, 2011 at 6:10 pm
Last.
July 10, 2011 at 3:29 am
Sorry; not last – because Darverses said it best, and it’s all the more true now.
Welcome back, Nonny.
November 30, 2011 at 3:05 pm
Last
December 21, 2011 at 6:10 am
Lol, Last!
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