Nondrone P. Carrikter
Just for fun, and so people would stop asking me about it, I created a distant future version of Nondrick in Fallout 3 today.
Unfortunately, I couldn’t make him nearly as goofy looking as Nondrick. There’s simply no “Trout” setting on the face creation tool. But, I did my best.
As I mentioned on my 1Fort blog, this does not mean I am doing, or planning to do, a Fallout 3 blog. Not in the slightest. Even though it appears fate would like me to, because check out what I found on a dead Feral Ghoul.
Even in the distant post-apcalyptic future, you can make a silverware set from the leavings of dead monsters. Some things never change.
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October 30, 2008 at 12:40 am
Hahaha, Bethesda has a great sense of humor.
June 17, 2011 at 2:16 pm
Theres a mod called Wanderers Edition that gives you needs if you want and makes the game as hard as you want and items as rare as you want, if you set it on the hardest then combat would be really quick and you and you’re enemys would die in about 2 bullets. Injuries and everything would be so much harder too so there would probably be alot of ohshit moments. So you would probably have to run away from raiders for a long while. Also theres a mod that adds people to endlessly walk around and adventure and all that. Please make this happen! D:
October 30, 2008 at 1:18 am
‘I will stab you with my feral ghoul fork!’
it hasn’t quite got the same appeal has it. plus, i haven’t heard anything about a persuasion screen in fallout (i am sure that somebody will correct me on this.
incidentally. hi. my first post.
May 24, 2009 at 7:21 pm
There is no persuasion screen in Fallout 3. And in Oblivion you can ask about “Rumors” well you cant do that in Fallout either.
July 8, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Replication!
October 30, 2008 at 3:09 am
Haha, this is awesome. He’s still has the looks of his great, great, great grandfather!
October 30, 2008 at 4:03 am
You know what they say, “the more things change…”
October 30, 2008 at 5:57 am
Well, a F3 blog would be good,but now..we are still in Oblivion.
October 30, 2008 at 5:58 am
um…but when Nondrick has got a wife?
He has no son!
It’s a time paradox!
October 30, 2008 at 9:41 am
It’s like a post apocalyptic Back To The Future!
Well, MORE post apocalyptic, anyway.
October 30, 2008 at 9:50 am
My copy of Fallout 3 just arrived in the post this morning. Can’t wait to get it up and running.
October 30, 2008 at 11:15 am
“Even though it appears fate would like me to” fate is clearly an avid nondrick follower like the rest of us, and who are we to deny fate what he wants
October 30, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Fork.
Fork never changes.
July 8, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Fork has been waged for numerous reasons, from religion to pure phsycotic rage. But fork? Fork never changes.
October 30, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I bet there’s a “Nondrick” named NPC somewhere. I just know.
October 30, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Gah! I want fallout so much, but I’m having way too much fun with Far Cry 2 to even consider picking something else up.
October 30, 2008 at 4:06 pm
lol thats hilarious.
IT BEGINS!!!!!!!!!
October 30, 2008 at 4:55 pm
That is the funniest thing I’ve seen all week!
But if you do decide to do a F3 blog, I reckon wait untill Nondrick dies… or you get bored of him.
October 30, 2008 at 8:38 pm
XD I laughed so hard when I saw “Fork”
October 30, 2008 at 8:51 pm
I agree with the concerned citizen – plus that gives you plenty of time to explore in F3 as a more ‘traditional’ char. and see all the places where potential pitfalls could overwhelm an NPC such as Nondrone….
October 30, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Do it! DOOO EEET!
October 30, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Fallout 3 has been rather unstable for me right now and I don’t know why:(
Look forward to Nondrone’s adventures.
October 31, 2008 at 12:32 am
I was thinking about making a Fallout 3 blog, but no reliable method of making screenshots ruined all that. Plus, roleplaying’s alot harder in it.
October 31, 2008 at 12:32 am
[…] Nondrone P. Carrikter Just for fun, and so people would stop asking me about it, I created a distant future version of Nondrick in Fallout 3 […] […]
October 31, 2008 at 3:39 am
Haha would be awesome… But wait till Nondrick finally bites the dust… Also get to explore Fallout 3’s world… Its quite spectacular, but not as charming as Oblivion (well, post apocolyptic settings aren’t meant to be charming, but you get my point).
October 31, 2008 at 6:12 pm
“I was thinking about making a Fallout 3 blog, but no reliable method of making screenshots ruined all that. Plus, roleplaying’s alot harder in it.”
http://www.fraps.com
November 1, 2008 at 2:10 am
Well, nice ironic coincidence I guess. Funny. But I don’t have any “Fallout” games and I don’t expect to.
November 1, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Well, to be fair, Feral Ghouls were actually human at one point. So it’s not inconceivable that one might be in possession of a fork.
November 1, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Yeah, I usually walk around with some silverware in my pants.
July 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Fork, fork never changes.
November 1, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Did Nodrick have a secret affair with one of the sleeping laidies? How else could he have had kids?
November 2, 2008 at 3:04 am
“Yeah, I usually walk around with some silverware in my pants.”
Maybe it was one of Nondrick’s other descendants who looted it off a mole rat before he became a ghoul. =)
July 8, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Fork. Fork never changes.
November 2, 2008 at 4:54 am
He looks like that one guy from Whos Line Is It Anyway. lawl
November 3, 2008 at 12:17 am
“I was thinking about making a Fallout 3 blog, but no reliable method of making screenshots ruined all that. Plus, roleplaying’s alot harder in it.”
http://www.fraps.com
I’ve got the console version. Yes, yes, I know, but my PC sucks.
November 3, 2008 at 2:20 am
Ha ha genius. I love this guys blog hes a pure awesome genius and never fails to make me laugh. More blog entrys would be awesome. Keep it up!
November 7, 2008 at 3:27 am
I was playing Oblivion today and I found a fork inside a troll. It made me think of Nondrick.
November 7, 2008 at 2:23 pm
In terms of taking screenshots and such, the console commands of Oblivion seem to be the same for FO3. The only difference is there aren’t any sort of mods for FO3 yet, as there is no CS yet, that help with taking pictures.
But yeah.. free cam, no clipping, turning HUD off, etc, are all the same.
November 7, 2008 at 3:55 pm
My internet-name has always been ‘fork’, and in Fallout, I always carry atleast one around with me at all times.
Looks like I’m along for your ride.
July 8, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Fork.
Fork never changes.
November 7, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Come on man, make some more pages already!
November 9, 2008 at 3:23 am
LIVINGSTON!
November 9, 2008 at 10:21 am
I want to know how Nondricks descendants ended up in post apocalyptic earth? But it’s good to see that he got an attractive wife.
November 9, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Oh, great mighty Oblivion god! Grace us with more entries! Please?
November 12, 2008 at 4:19 am
damn Fallout 3,
WHY DID YOU STEAL NONDRICK FROM US???!??!!?
November 12, 2008 at 5:04 am
seems the trout DNA weakened a bit over the years….
I’m with the others – I’d be as hooked to a Fallout blog as I am to this – but I can’t wait to read more about Nondrick’s non-adventures.
November 13, 2008 at 8:41 pm
I heard there was an oblivion mod that lets you get married. Maybe you could use that to explain Nondrick’s descendent
November 14, 2008 at 1:18 am
I want an Oblivion mod that lets me fuck bitches, yo. I don’t need to be tied down in a videogame.
November 14, 2008 at 4:43 am
Mike is teh lulz
July 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Where is teh lulz? Teh lulz? Teh lulz?
November 15, 2008 at 3:53 am
I discovered this blog tonight…well…last night/this morning.
I’ve sat and read all of it, and found it both inspiring (I’m going to sit down and try this myself), and entertaining.
Thankyou for the excellent blog, and I hope you keep up the good work.
I’m looking forward to the further non-adventures of Nondrick.
Z?
November 15, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Are the adventures of Nondrick over?
November 15, 2008 at 4:22 pm
This entry was posted on the 30th October, so only 16 days ago.
So I’d say they aren’t over yet. Though I could be wrong.
I hope I’m not though. I want to see if Nondrick will be able to earn himself a living, etc.
I also want to know how he dies…because, lets face it, everybody in Cyrodill dies…
Z?
November 17, 2008 at 12:43 am
*Prod* I kin haz moar Nonny? >:
November 17, 2008 at 7:34 am
is it time for the comments that beg for more Nondrick posts yet?
November 17, 2008 at 8:06 pm
gaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
Just hurry up and post another post!
November 18, 2008 at 3:50 am
Perhaps n the next instalment Nondrick will encounter some kind of space-time anomaly in Oblivion and be thrust forth into the world of Fallout, there to continue his non-adventures?
November 18, 2008 at 10:00 am
I’d love to see Nondrick as a post-apocalyptic scavenger, bringing his particular brand of innocent haplessness to Fallout 3. 😀
But let’s see what happens to him in Cyrodill first. 🙂
November 19, 2008 at 2:23 pm
Flatware. Flatware never changes.
July 8, 2009 at 4:08 pm
Fork.
Fork never changes.
November 20, 2008 at 5:47 pm
MOAR!
November 21, 2008 at 2:31 am
Where’s Nondrick at???
November 22, 2008 at 6:17 pm
i think someone is too busy playing fallout 3 too remember little ol nondrick
November 22, 2008 at 6:19 pm
Haven’t you beaten Fallout 3 yet? We want to see Nondrick again! 😉
November 22, 2008 at 9:56 pm
Why, Chris? Why must your internal clock be set on Valve time? It’s been forever since the last Nondrick post!
November 23, 2008 at 1:08 am
we want nondrick back!
pleeease! you will get a cookie from me! seriously! 😀
November 24, 2008 at 7:04 pm
If you’re anywhere in the North Eastern part of the United States, I’ll give you huggles for more Nonny. >_> Just don’t tell my boyfriend. <_<
(Note:Inordertoclaimsaidhugsrecipientmustpayforthegasusedtodrivetothelocation.
Thankyouhaveaniceday!)
July 8, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Sonofabitch.
November 24, 2008 at 7:10 pm
C’MON! You can’t leave us hangin’ like this! I’ve been checking back everyday! WHERE’S MY NONNY?!!
December 23, 2008 at 7:16 pm
dude when you gonna give us more ive been waiting for almost 2 months
December 23, 2008 at 7:18 pm
everyone here wants more living in oblivion nondrick funny stuff cmon update man
December 29, 2008 at 3:36 pm
To all the people worrying that Nondrick didn’t have children (he’s still young, give him time) I feel I have to remind you that the Elder Scrolls series takes place on a distant planet, not in the distant future.
December 29, 2008 at 3:36 pm
That should be distant past, not future. Time is very abstract to me.
December 29, 2008 at 9:35 pm
And I have to point out that it actually takes place on an entirely different world. With completely different landmasses. Unlike Fallout 3 which take place in a distant (alternate) future, but is definately set on Earth.
December 29, 2008 at 9:35 pm
And TES has Elves.
February 17, 2009 at 11:43 am
Maybe Oblivion is ALSO post apocalypse!
In Elder Scrolls V: The secret of the lost land
it is revealed that it is set 2000 years after Obama
was posessed by Satan and launched the missles,
the races are all mutants (except for Argonians who are distant ancestors of an alien race called frog-people-dudes)
The only fturistic survivors must live of silver forks and wolf hides, they PC discovers them and they become Gods so he or she must slaughter them all before they usurp his champion of Cyrodil popularity status.
In my mind it makes PERFECT sense
April 25, 2009 at 11:57 pm
im inspired to go create my own nondrick in fallout now
September 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
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April 25, 2010 at 1:17 am
What.
April 25, 2010 at 1:20 am
Hmm. Maybe when (and by when I mean if) I get a computer that isn’t complete shit, I’ll make a “Living in the Wasteland”. Maybe.
May 27, 2010 at 11:29 pm
The images arent working for me! ):
July 12, 2010 at 5:25 pm
^ Me neither. I try right-click, Show Picture but they just won’t show up.
July 13, 2010 at 9:22 pm
That’s because they were hosted on 1Fort and he let the domain expire.
July 5, 2011 at 6:22 pm
So they’re gone?
Forever?
November 27, 2010 at 12:22 pm
I’d just prefer you stick with Oblivion.
October 27, 2011 at 11:34 am
Testing.
October 27, 2011 at 11:35 am
Checking results.
December 30, 2011 at 7:46 am
Dear Chris: Re-upload your damned images! Somewhere less volatile!
February 17, 2012 at 7:27 pm
Yeah, they’re all replaced by the goddamn Stop SOPA thing. IT’S OVER! SOPA ISN’T GOING TO BE PASSED! OBAMA ALREADY SAID HE WOULD INSTANTLY VETO IT IF LEGISLATURE PASSED IT!
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March 26, 2012 at 9:28 pm
Chris d’you mind if i make a skyrim mod to create nondricks journals in game Ive already made the first but have hidden it from the public until/if i get permission from you
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