Dope On The Water
Having spent the night standing next to my bed, meditating on what I’ve learned about making potions and bragging to Counts, I’m up early to reach Level Six. Cool. I choose to upgrade my Intelligence and Personality, as I use them more than anything else and yet they still feel a bit lacking. I also upgrade my Strength, for those instances when thinking and boasting must give way to slashing and stabbing.
Did the game just call me ignorant? I see it’s been paying attention.
Now, I’m off to track down Varon Vamori, a local who I’ve been told can train me in Speechcraft. I check my map and sure enough, his home is shown, which means I walked by it at some point yesterday and magically harvested his name and address. My map is like a precursor to the Google Street View van.
I arrive at his house just as he’s stepping out his front door. I talk to him, but he doesn’t offer to train me. It’s possible he’s off-duty: not everyone’s services are available 24/7. So, I decide to follow him, shadow him at a distance, slyly, like some sort of detective from another time period with a name like Cole Phelps. (That’s the detective’s name, not the time period’s name. The time period’s name is Frank Walters.)
Vamori walks to the Mage’s Guild and stands at the top of a staircase, staring at a locked door. Hoping to not distract him from his important door-inspecting activities, I crouch directly behind him and wait for a bit. An hour passes, and I speak to him again, but he’s still not offering me any training. Hmph.
Great. I’ve wasted a couple hours staring at some unhelpful dude’s butt. Still, it doesn’t mean the day is a complete loss. I throw on my armor and head out of town to check out the surrounding area. If it looks like a good place to regularly harvest plants, I might just think about settling down here in that affordable dump that’s for sale.
First things first: I check on my faithful, patient horse Beaker. I’m not going to ride him today, I just live in a state of constant, crippling fear that he’ll eventually wander off, and I want to make sure he’s still alive and standing where I parked him.
Sup, Beaks? Who’s a good horsie? You is! Yes, you is!
Oh, right! I nearly forgot. While mixing up potions last night, I discovered I’d made an interesting one: Water Walking. I decided not to sell it, because who could resist the chance to walk on water if they had the chance? Not me, certainly. Since I’m on the waterfront, I chug it down and go for a watersprint, just for kicks.
Wheee! This is actually pretty cool, running around on water. I don’t think I’ve ever actually tried it before, as my other Oblivion character was mostly interested in mixing up poisons and Nondrick is mainly interested in mixing up boring mush made of carrots and bread to sell at a profit.
I’m in the middle of the river when I realize it’s running out, so I hightail it back, reaching shore at the exact instant the effects wear off. I’m greeted by a mudcrab, who demonstrates just how impressed he is with my brief godlike abilities by attacking me. Pff! A crab? I eat enemies like you for breakfast!
That’s not an idle boast, I do literally eat him for breakfast, since I’ve got that mod installed that requires me to eat regularly.
It’s actually quite lovely in the hills surrounding Bravil, but for all the fields of grass and flowers, there’s literally nothing growing that I can pick for potions. Disappointing, to say the least. I stroll around all morning, not finding a single ingredient, unless you count… danger!
Oh yes. Though the hills are barren of plants, it turns out Nondrick is not alone after all. In the near distance, a mysterious figure lurks. His motives unknown, his intentions unclear, this figure stands silently, motionless, his dark gaze fixed with purpose on okay, look, I’m just being over-dramatic to make this encounter seem more exiting. It’s just some dude from town, Jean-Pierre Lemonds.
I’m not sure what he’s doing out here, standing around, but we don’t have much to talk about. I seem to remember from reading the Oblivion Wiki a couple seconds ago that he’s a former Arena champion, now retired, who spends his time drinking in the Bravil pubs and hunting on the weekends. He doesn’t appear to be hunting, though, just standing around staring at grass.
Unlike Jean-Pierre, the local wildlife is getting some exercise. A short while later, a wolf runs up to attack me, and I swing my sword at him. And, um, the fight is over. Wow, a wolf hacked down with one blow. A single blow! That extra strength I invested this morning in is already paying off.
I walk a bit more, getting a nice view of Imperial City and really, nothing else. No plants, no roots, nothing to pick, nothing to make. Hm. Since there isn’t much in the way of ingredients out here near Bravil, and the town itself is kind of a bummer, I think I’ll be heading back to my hovel in the Big IC. No real point in subjecting myself to the depressing, drug-riddled city of Bravil if it’s not going to pay off.
As I head back to Bravil for the night, another wolf approaches, intent on killing me for daring to intrude on nature. Pff! I eat enemies like you for breakfast! Oh, wait, I can’t eat a wolf. I can only sell their pelts. Okay, then: I sell enemies like you to Innkeepers and use the proceeds to buy breakfast! Which I then eat! For breakfast!
My revised (yet still scathingly clever) battle-cry turns out to be inaccurate, however, as this isn’t a wolf, it’s a Timber Wolf, and even with my increased strength it takes several blows to chop him into merchandise.
Not a whole lot else happens for the rest of the day. I find a dead boar, and before I can even threaten to eat him — for breakfast! — I discover someone has already eaten him, possibly for breakfast, as his inventory contains no meat. As it gets darker, there’s some brief excitement as I’m double-teamed by a couple lightning-bolt throwing imps, though my super-heal spell and a some frenzied hacking and slashing whittles them down to their component parts.
That’s it for the day. I re-rent my room at the lodge, planning to get up bright and early so I can invent the rear-view mirror and put this town in it. Tomorrow, I’ll set out for my hovel in Imperial City once again, though this day spent gathering zero ingredients has left me feeling bothered and restless, and I already know I’ll be making a slight detour before I get back home.
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June 21, 2011 at 7:21 pm
So soon! Yay!
June 21, 2011 at 7:22 pm
YAY! you are the best
and I love Nondrick
June 21, 2011 at 7:48 pm
Two updates in less than a week?! Who are you and what have you done with Chris!?!?!?!?
June 21, 2011 at 8:21 pm
You should try installing a mod called nGCD. It allows for immersive leveling, where you don’t magically gain points over the course of one night but naturally build up your attributes as you play.
June 21, 2011 at 9:24 pm
Chris, I love you.
XOXOXO
June 22, 2011 at 1:45 am
WOWWWW ANOTHER UPDATE. AND IT’S AMAZING. ITALICS!!!!
June 22, 2011 at 1:46 am
Now that sounds like a mod I’d like to try! thanks, sheer! And keep it up, Chris! You’ve got a good rhythm going!
June 22, 2011 at 6:10 am
I
wait
what
June 22, 2011 at 7:02 am
We’re all as shocked as you are, Arreh. And delighted! Frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
June 22, 2011 at 2:31 pm
I’ve been following this blog since the day it was born. Well, six months after, but still. I recently got my girlfriend hooked on Oblivion, she’s next to me now (at half past midnight) making excuses about how she’ll come to bed once she finishes walking to Chorrol.
I couldn’t have been more surprised and excited to see that Nondrick is getting more action! I love your posts Chris. I check here every month or so looking for updates, and now there are!!! Yay!!
[You won’t post again for six years now, will you?]
June 22, 2011 at 3:01 pm
I hope it’s not exponential…
June 22, 2011 at 4:55 pm
Two updates in a week? Someone’s trying to finish the story before Skyrim comes out.
June 22, 2011 at 6:46 pm
Here, I geninuenly thought, you wouldn’t post for another year or so, but you go and surprise me, i’m speechless, except for the semi-speech I just made.
June 23, 2011 at 2:02 am
i love this series and im so glad you’ve decided to continue it
June 23, 2011 at 12:27 pm
I WANT MOAAAAAARRR
June 23, 2011 at 8:53 pm
Guys, tomorrow I’m catching a train to London, and I’m having sex. A lot.
It’s been like a month.
That is my announcement.
Also liven up, people.
June 23, 2011 at 9:40 pm
Thank you for sharing, Arreh! Also, yes… the past two days have only yielded a few non-hiatus related comments! This section isn’t here for us to talk about the actual blog, you silly people!
June 23, 2011 at 10:51 pm
Thank you, Arreh. I… really needed to know that. But in all seriousness (or as close to it as possible), hooray! The blog is back in full swing! We need to throw a party! Someone kill the fatted calf! We have one of those, right?
June 24, 2011 at 3:33 am
We could kill a Boar, but boar meat is really expensive. We could get 20 Venison … lumps(?) instead!
June 24, 2011 at 12:53 pm
Yeah, as long as we use a better archery mod, the venison will be perfectly feasible!
June 24, 2011 at 4:29 pm
Is the death of the THC, Chris updating?
June 24, 2011 at 4:32 pm
’tis simply a new era for us, G. We shall adapt to this unprecedented activity, and grow and mature as a group.
Or, you know, continue with the randomness. Same difference, really.
June 24, 2011 at 11:26 pm
Seems about the same. But if it does end up being really different, I give it until the first significant lull in posts for us to fall back into rhythm.
June 25, 2011 at 12:16 pm
Oh God, this post is great. Like all your posts, Chris.
Thank you!
Now, hopefully we’ll see another one before four years have passed.
June 27, 2011 at 4:08 am
Guys? Are you dead? This doesn’t bode well. And here I was, being optimistic.
June 27, 2011 at 5:09 am
You could try raising a topic of debate. That might spark conversation.
June 27, 2011 at 6:10 am
I was busy all weekend. Sorry.
June 27, 2011 at 7:37 am
I just now realized I didn’t say yes to email alerts. I wondered why my inbox was silent..
June 27, 2011 at 5:08 pm
You should have more commitment Dupersude! Like me! No email notifications, still visit!
June 27, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Heh, I’ve never gotten email alerts. But anyway…
Topic of debate… topic of debate… I KNOW!
Favorite TES soundtrack so far. You can include the stuff from Skyrim’s trailer so far. For me, It’s a tossup between morrowind and daggerfall, especially the re-orchestrated version.
June 28, 2011 at 12:57 am
The mashup of all themes together, in true Nondrick-fashion!
June 28, 2011 at 4:04 am
I like Morrowind. I saw it performed live by an orchestra in Chicago once and it was AWESOME!
June 28, 2011 at 11:57 am
BBop, I’m really jealous of that! Which orchestra? Chicago symphony? Because that would just be epic!
June 28, 2011 at 1:05 pm
I went to the first “Play! A Video Game Symphony.” It was indeed epic. I consider it one of the best nights of my life, and that includes sex, my wedding, and giving birth.
June 28, 2011 at 2:28 pm
Haha, epic! I wish I could’ve gone. There are a few videos on YouTube, but it’s nothing like hearing it live, I’m sure. Speaking of which, you mentioned it was in Chicago… Do you live in Illinois?
June 28, 2011 at 2:37 pm
No, I’m in Memphis. I had a friend in Chicago, so I took a road trip and stayed with him. It was amazing. I also went to the Dear Friends concert there a while before that.
June 28, 2011 at 5:24 pm
Everyone chill, I’m here.
Also I am reading some Iain M. Banks. Yes.
June 28, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Good for you, Arreh.
BBoP, don’t do this to me. I don’t like jealousy.
June 30, 2011 at 3:48 am
Hey Blackbird, I’m in Tennessee too! Way over in Knoxville though.
I’m starting to get nervous! D:
June 30, 2011 at 5:04 am
Michael, you were there with me in spirit.
And don’t worry, Matt, the only one I’m stalking is Midgie.
June 30, 2011 at 12:18 pm
Yeah, it’s a great city. It’s just a shame for me I don’t live there anymore. I’m in Ga, now.
June 30, 2011 at 1:16 pm
My bad Birdie, I meant it’s been over a week, I’m getting nervous he won’t update. I don’t think your stalking me. 🙂
June 30, 2011 at 1:40 pm
We don’t consider this a proper hiatus. We don’t bat an eye until it’s been longer than a year.
July 1, 2011 at 2:16 pm
…
*backs away slowly*
July 1, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Atta boy midget, now take off your pants. 😀
July 2, 2011 at 12:23 am
Be careful not to back away into that trap do-
Oh, too late.
July 2, 2011 at 11:35 pm
Wait… where does that even lead?
Oh, sweet mother of mercy…
July 2, 2011 at 11:46 pm
Trap door? When did we get a trap door?
July 3, 2011 at 8:51 pm
Was the trap door, not a portal to mordor? Or was it to putzy’s basement? I can never remember.
July 3, 2011 at 10:10 pm
Putzy’s basement!
July 4, 2011 at 2:42 am
Wait, Mordor and Putzy’s basement aren’t the same thing? This is news to me.
July 4, 2011 at 6:14 am
Yay old time topics.
July 4, 2011 at 4:36 pm
Heh… I feel like such a a noob. I must’ve been away from the site for a while. I had to skip a few thousand posts to catch up. I vaguely remember whisperings of Putzy’s dreaded basement…
July 4, 2011 at 10:08 pm
Dreaded? It’s safe and normal, nothing dodgy that goes on there. No sir!
Anyway, if the trapdoor goes to Putzy’s basement, then where’s the portal to Mordor? :S
July 4, 2011 at 10:53 pm
I don’t know… which portal did you leave in Mordor last time you were there? Blue or Orange?
July 5, 2011 at 5:00 pm
Orange. Which reminds me, last time I was there, I left a ring, it’s fairly plain, but i rather like the look of it, so if you see it, give it to me at once, it’s my preciousss…
July 6, 2011 at 3:01 am
sssss…. it would be a shame if anything were to happen to it. /stringofrandomnerdypopculturereferences
July 6, 2011 at 7:03 am
Oh us; we so random.
July 7, 2011 at 9:12 am
I miss concerned
July 7, 2011 at 1:14 pm
Check it out Chris:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2010/07/16/ten-essential-oblivion-mods/
July 8, 2011 at 8:21 pm
Which one of you people would like to be invited or wish to add me on google plus?
July 8, 2011 at 9:55 pm
I’ll add ya G.
July 9, 2011 at 12:32 pm
OOH OOH ME! I’ve been trying to find an invite forever, but nobody’s followed through… sadface….
July 9, 2011 at 6:19 pm
The hell is google plus?
I can’t sleep.
July 9, 2011 at 7:24 pm
I’ll invite anyone I can. My email is seniorspiky@gmail.com, send me a message and I’ll invite when it’s open.
July 9, 2011 at 8:43 pm
Hey, I got in! Finally…
Oh, dupersude, go here: http://xkcd.com/918/
It pretty much explains it.
July 10, 2011 at 3:51 am
Thank you, Chris.
July 10, 2011 at 12:08 pm
There be a shit storm a-brewin’…
July 10, 2011 at 3:35 pm
69 GET!
In other news, I’ve realised that I can subscribe to the comments on this page. Huh didn’t know that before.
July 11, 2011 at 2:25 am
Given the track record, if you like having an easily scrollable email account, you should REALLY not subscribe.
July 11, 2011 at 3:06 pm
That’s exactly what I was thinking…
July 11, 2011 at 5:25 pm
Nahh, i can suscribe to the feed of the comments, so when I go on google reader, there will just be a little number when ever you make a comment. Or a large number if ktr or joey were to return. But easily ignorable, mainly by pressing “mark as read”.
July 11, 2011 at 10:02 pm
I want google+ me me want me please
July 12, 2011 at 8:06 am
I already got it (google plus) from Putzy. XKCD is awesome though.
For some reason, I’m not getting notifications for this post. Huh…
October 8, 2011 at 1:09 pm
Only just found this today but after one post I Favorited
December 17, 2011 at 6:04 pm
I eat these entries…for breakfast!
March 5, 2012 at 1:47 am
Why am I not seeing the images?
May 3, 2016 at 11:31 am
The images see you