Nondrick Update
Well, I promised an update in April, and clearly I missed the window. But, I don’t want to break my promise — that’s just not something I do — so it looks like you’ll have to wait until next April. Seeya in 364 days!
Seriously, I’m working on it, and it should be here in week or so. It’s pretty obvious you have no reason to believe me, since I’m always saying stuff like this and never delivering. But it’s coming, and it’ll be here soon. If it’s not here soon, you’ll see it eventually. If, eventually, you don’t see it, it’ll be here someday.
In the meantime, why not subscribe to the feed? That way, you’ll know if it gets here soon, eventually, or someday without having to visit the page. http://livinginoblivion.wordpress.com/feed/
May 1, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Hopefully sooner rather than later, as I’ve loved reading this blog for the longest time. I’d hate to think of Nondrick’s adventure coming to an end prematurely.
May 1, 2009 at 5:40 pm
A NEW COMMENTS SECTION!!!!!
Kidding.
At least we know your alive and well, Chris. I was just reading some of your essays from notmydesk and I think those could tide me over for a few more days.
This probably just saved your life.
May 1, 2009 at 6:34 pm
So how many months will the delay of the delay be delayed by?
May 1, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Already did subscribe. Should I check out notmydesk?
May 1, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Notmydesk is really old. You know Chris’ new site is First-Person Shouter, right?
May 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Yes, I do know that PS. I just thought it was nice to read about something other than TF2 for a change.
May 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm
I love Notmydesk so much, even though it’s old. I’ve probably read everything on there around three times.
May 1, 2009 at 7:46 pm
YEAH! NEW NONDRICK UPDATE! oh wait, false alarm. Oh well.
How you fools been hangin’?
May 1, 2009 at 7:50 pm
Translation- “hiatus”. Notice how he was careful not to use that word again?
Oh well, I love this blog so I’ll wait as long as i need to.
May 1, 2009 at 7:59 pm
I hope we don’t have to wait soon. I love this blog and can’t wait to read more adventures of Nondrick.
May 1, 2009 at 8:06 pm
@Joeman
We hang.
And I still can’t believe that we have been hanging this long.
All of that in a completely non-gay way.
May 1, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Yay! My excitement cannot be contained by these pixels.
May 1, 2009 at 8:59 pm
@Stefan: Lepo je videti nekog domaceg ovde…
The man sounds like a countryman of mine. At least we get a new comments section, instead of scrolling for 5 minutes…
May 1, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Why didn’t he mention the fact we got MORE THAN 1,000 COMMENTS ON “A BITTER BREW”?
May 2, 2009 at 1:00 am
Because he doesn’t read the crap you’ve been posting in a desperate bid for his attention?
Because 95% of those comments had nothing to do with this blog?
Pick whichever applies.
May 2, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Hahaha, well said. No doubt you are about to be verbally abused by someone but yours is a comment that needed to be posted.
July 9, 2009 at 5:30 pm
*verbally abuses nancy* (Was that good enough?)
May 2, 2009 at 12:58 am
Because it is a sad, deppressing fact that we should suppress in our minds and never speak of again.
May 2, 2009 at 5:12 pm
You are depressingly incapable of replying.
July 9, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I can haz cookie?
May 2, 2009 at 1:06 am
You know Chris, as much as I enjoy Nondrick you don’t need to turn this into a job (at least not on my account). Take your time, play when you want to play, and don’t feel obligated to update just because people are demanding it. I like your writing a lot more when you’re enjoying yourself. I think that’s why this blog has been such a success, and I’d hate for you to get burnt out on it.
May 2, 2009 at 2:07 am
I cannot love anymore.
May 2, 2009 at 2:28 am
Haha, bring on the Nondrick. Seriously, this inspires me to play Oblivion again every time I read it. It even makes me want to get a computer that can actually run it properly
May 2, 2009 at 2:39 am
well this is just great. now I have to wait AGES till’ everyone but the Hiatus Crew remains so I can finish my most recent TALE. This might take a while (sorry Michael, you had some cool parts in it)
May 2, 2009 at 7:05 am
Oh, so now we are being dissed because of our vocal love of Nondrick?
Wtf?
May 2, 2009 at 7:12 am
@nancie: We weren’t talking to Chris, we were talking amongst ourselves. The Hiatus Crew isn’t “a desparate cry for attention”. Here’s an idea. Bugger off.
May 2, 2009 at 7:25 am
YAY!! Hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry!
May 2, 2009 at 8:16 am
yeah nancy! we were talking as much as wanted about whatever we wanted because we WOULDN’T get attention! we were just left alone, free to talk about anything without fear of jackass’s like you!
May 2, 2009 at 9:44 am
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May 2, 2009 at 10:34 am
This blog makes me laugh. It is a nice thing for me to wake up in the morning and drink a cup of tea whilst reading one of the funniest men on the internet.
May 2, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Thanks for the compliment, but Im sure Chris is funnier than I am.
You were talking about me, right?
June 17, 2009 at 6:19 am
That was brilliant Midget.
May 2, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Vadermath u don’t have to b such ass to everyone that points out your weird babblings were a bit gay
May 2, 2009 at 5:53 pm
Your face is gay.
Yeah, I said it.
May 2, 2009 at 9:15 pm
what the fuck he didnt even say anything wrong, ur just proving his point that u guys are getting to high and mighty.
May 9, 2009 at 4:26 pm
lol
July 9, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Yeh, I said it.
May 2, 2009 at 2:21 pm
you only dont like them because you dont understand them, wombat. can anyone say RACISM?
May 2, 2009 at 2:27 pm
(i wasnt saying you were being racist, just that your comment sounded familiar.)
May 2, 2009 at 2:29 pm
seems like you’re sick of playing oblivion, otherwise you’d update more, I wouldn’t be surprised if you let nondrick die at the next opportunity
May 2, 2009 at 2:51 pm
I’m just saying no one can say anything remotely negative about the hiatus convo without having vadermath bite their heads off and insult them. It’s not like u guys own the comments section just because you comment the most.
May 2, 2009 at 3:17 pm
I shall anxiously await the update. Don’t leave us hanging for too long!
May 2, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Guys, is it just me who think that all new commentors are being rude idiots?
May 2, 2009 at 3:37 pm
If that someone who is offending this place would be a fan and someone who comes around here often, I would let them speak their minds. But if it’s just random people insulting the community I spent months with, I do tend to bite their heads off.
May 2, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Guys, is it just me who thinks the hiatus crew are all up themselves weirdos?
May 2, 2009 at 3:47 pm
@vadermath-I understand that, ur just standing up for ur mates against ignorant people. But how do u know who the long term fans are and who the gays that mess with these blogs for fun are? I’m just saying u need to b more careful who u have a go at.
May 2, 2009 at 4:47 pm
YAY!
I knew I bookmarked this site for a reason.
I need my Nondrick fill…
May 2, 2009 at 5:05 pm
I swear to god guys, if this shit keeps up, I’ll take my goat and go home!
May 2, 2009 at 5:23 pm
I’m with you. I’m sick of being dissed. Good day!
May 3, 2009 at 1:17 am
Hey! That’s my goat!
May 3, 2009 at 5:11 pm
YOU ONLY TAKE HIM EVERY OTHER WEEKEND YOU DEADBEAT!!!
May 2, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Jesus christ, this happens ever time. Chris updates, and these d-bags jump on the bandwagon. It’s time we lay down some ground rules. WE rule the comments page. YOU do not diss us here. WE are all nondrick fans, NONE of us mess with the site. Even if you’re a fan of Nondrick, WE are bigger fans because WE are the ones who not only check the site everyday, but have commented so much that I like some of the commenters better than I like people I see everyday. YOU do not even suggest that some of us “mess with the blog” because WE are the blog, just as much a Nondrick or Chris. YOU are just visiting, so shut your goddamn mouth, and RESPECT OUR AUTHORITAH!
May 2, 2009 at 6:19 pm
If you’re the bigger nondrick fans, how come you haven’t got chris strapped to a chair in your sitting room? Huh?
May 3, 2009 at 1:18 am
Because we don’t know where he lives
May 2, 2009 at 8:37 pm
fuck off joeman no one even likes you
May 3, 2009 at 7:05 am
I like him because he uses proper sentence structure.
May 3, 2009 at 8:08 am
I think he managed to express himself reasonably clearly without bothering with sentance structure. This is a blog not an English essay.
May 3, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Noooooo! Really?
July 9, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Screw you. I’ll post if I want to.
May 2, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Well said, Joeman! So, we who ARE this blog, we are;
Joeman, Me, vadermath, Washcloth(?), Max(?), The Green Lantern, Putzy von Putzingburg III, Aspgren(?) and KingFrozen. Sorry if I missed someone out, just tell me!
OBEY OUR RULES, OR YOU WILL BE ERADICATED! Oh, and send cookies too! We like them.
May 3, 2009 at 1:19 am
please add me. I don’t want to think i’m wasting my time.
May 3, 2009 at 5:18 pm
You are one of the fore-runners of Hiatus! I can’t believe you aren’t #1! Midget 52(and subsequently all of his other personalities) rocks!
May 2, 2009 at 6:27 pm
what about addicted?
May 2, 2009 at 7:15 pm
Didn’t I include him? Oh my. And Addicted of course! Sorry bud’!
May 2, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Good to see you here, Joeman! You might wanna know that we exchanged emails and MSN just in case one of us disappears (like Max and Washcloth). It would be cool for you to do the same…
May 2, 2009 at 8:39 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL THE NEW COMMENTERS?!!?!?! I MEAN ALL OF THEM, EVERY SINGLE ONE!!! Phew, it’s not very often I get that upset. SO PLEASE FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE YOU STUPID IDIOTS, IF YOU DON’T LIKE US, GO TO HELL AND DO NOT COME BACK!!!!!!!! BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT LIKE US, WHY ARE YOU HERE? Screw all new commenters!
May 3, 2009 at 2:28 am
Asperger’s syndrome is terrible.
July 9, 2009 at 5:36 pm
That’s not funny.
May 13, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Oh, I don’t know, maybe because I LIKE CHRIS AND HIS ‘NONDRICK’ PROJECT?!?
And not some self-important douchebags who think because they add meaningless IRRELEVANT comments to a specific-purpose blog that they in some mystical way ‘own’ that blog, logic to the contrary.
Tell, me O Mighty and Omnipotent Michael™, if you lot ‘own’ this blog, then show me a receipt for the server fees and whatnot.
Yeah, that’s right numbnuts, you CAN’T because you DON’T OWN THIS BLOG. *CHRIS* owns the blog, and to be honest, he tolerates you (for some reason I cannot fathom, maybe misplaced guilt – which he shouldn’t feel ANY for, if he doesn’t wanna update, so be it)
So guess the fuck what you stupid piece of underdeveloped DNA, I DON’T LIKE YOU, I don’t like you and your ‘friends’ garbage spamming up a blog that I *DO* LIKE, and I sure as all that is holy and infernal give one HALF of a shit about your asinine ‘rules’.
Go on, ‘eradicate’ me, since I’m disrespecting you vapid, useless wastes of air, and that apparently contravenes one of your so-called ‘rules’.
I’m waiting, shitstain.
May 13, 2009 at 6:24 pm
No one is making you scroll down this far dude.
July 2, 2009 at 2:27 am
This irrelevant spam guy- gal really confuses me with her logic… Well, you have to be smart to have logic, so I guess there is no logic here.
May 2, 2009 at 8:41 pm
im new to this site and im not gunna lie, u guys are being portryed as real pricks (not saying u r, i havent even read previous comment sectionhs), what did u write in the previous comment boxes to get everyone to hate u so much. ( i would search through but they r reli long)
May 2, 2009 at 8:47 pm
WE are the pricks? No, you are. We have made a small community here for us *real* fans, what’s wrong with that? NOTHING, that’s what. And you’re the ones being pricks, insulting us! Well, Dibbler, maybe you’re not a prick. Just a half prick, calling us pricks without facts. And to answer your question, we didn’t to anything to ‘make’ people hate us. It’s just that when you come and insult us, we get angry, naturally.
So please do not insult our community and do not be a fucktard. Thanks, on behalf of the whole Hiatus Crew.
May 2, 2009 at 9:01 pm
please dont b a cock and READ my question before u start slagging me off, as i already explained i was just trying to understand why every one was so pissed off with u, judging by michaels rather shitty and unwelcoming response to a new member i would hazard a guesse that its becasue u are a bunch of stuck up “fuck tards”.
May 3, 2009 at 1:23 am
I agree with the Dibbler on this one. Try keep a clear head, Michael. We don’t want the new posters forming a posse and lynching us.
July 9, 2009 at 5:39 pm
You are a fucking asshole. He said that you’re “being portrayed as pricks”. And you are. Just ’cause you and your friends check the site every four seconds and comment ten times an hour, it doesn’t mean you’re the only “real fans”.
May 2, 2009 at 8:43 pm
just so its clear i am just curious coz im a new member, not having a go at any of u people (question is directed at the hiatus people) Wanna get my facts straight.
May 2, 2009 at 9:06 pm
BTW congratulations, that has to have been the least friendly introduction to an internet community i have ever received. If you are the “”real”" fans of this site then screw this blog.
May 2, 2009 at 10:34 pm
Well, since you were polite (I think), I will answer your question. We have been on these comments for months now, talking, having fun, and waiting for Chris to update. Then, every now and then, a bunch of people come along and call us retarded, or idiots, for belonging to this small community. And then, we bite their heads off. Simple as that.
May 13, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Nice job closing the barn door; vandermath – if you’d *actually* read dibbler’s comments, you’d realized you already drove him away, and your ‘calm reply’ is a waste of effort he’ll never hear.
But you lot DON’T listen to what we say, you just assume we’re “insulting” you and get rude, violent and hostile.
Wow, can’t imagine why people get rude AT YOU LOT.
If you’d actually read what we said, you REALIZE that:
you are posting IRRELEVANT comments on a blog THAT NO LONGER HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR TANGENTIAL “CONVO” ANYMORE.
There’s a word for that: SPAM.
You’re filling the comment window UNWANTED INFORMATION; you’re making it difficult – if not impossible – for people who want to READ COMMENTS *ABOUT* NONDRICK to *FIND* said comments.
And let’s not even think about the increased storage and bandwidth fees Chris has to pay because of YOUR SPAM…
Hang on, I just realized that Livin’ In Oblivion is not merely an independent site using WordPress’ software, but a blog ON WordPress’s OWN SITE.
So now, disregard my previous “you’re costing Chris money” argument and replace it with this:
Your reams of blather and babble and irrelevant conversation is FILLING UP CHRIS’ NONDRICK BLOG; there’s a STORAGE LIMIT, geniuses. And every song lyric, every ‘choose-your-own-adventure’ and every tangent you drift on with, you’re pushing this site to the point where THERE WON’T BE ANY *ROOM* for NEW UPDATES.
If you keep this drivel up, Chris WON’T BE ABLE TO UPDATE, even if he WANTS to.
Makes me wonder if you really ARE ‘fans of Nondrick’, if you’re taking such efforts to PREVENT ANY CONTINUATION OF HIS NON-ADVENTURE…
May 22, 2009 at 2:04 pm
This guy posts the coolest comments : )
June 17, 2009 at 6:17 am
you’re very annoying. That must say something about who you are as a person. I would say an overbearing control freak.
June 18, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Chris could easily delete all the comments to increase his storage…… Stop being a idiot… why is putzy commenting?
June 18, 2009 at 11:21 pm
I LIKE to put EXTREME emphasis ON my WORDS someTIMES.
July 9, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Finnaly, some-one who sees it like I do. Thank-you, for TRYING to explain the situation to them.
May 2, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Why dont you just admit it already? You’ve lost interest in the game and thus lost interest in writing a blog about it.
Here’s this for an idea, keep up with nondrick, but whenever you play a new game, “move” him into your new game and play that game as him and blog about it.
May 3, 2009 at 1:21 am
That’s actually not a half bad idea. Except there are only really two games i can think of that it will work in: Fallout 3 and Oblivion. Not many other RPGs where neutrality is a viable option.
Damn, i was serious for a whole paragraph! Gotta say something stupid….. uhhh… PEPSI AND COKE ARE THE SAME!
May 3, 2009 at 5:20 pm
Too bad you can’t create a character in GTAIV.
May 3, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Nondrick buys a new wardrobe! Nondrick goes out to eat! Nondrick hangs out at a strip club!
September 17, 2009 at 12:01 am
fuck
May 3, 2009 at 2:10 am
Just because you guys have commented a lot on here does not mean you own the place. You guys have been acting like real jerks to everyone who comments on here, saying they’re not “real fans” because hey didint join in on the little vigil on the bitter brew comments. I checked his blog every day, but never posted a comment. Am I not a “true fan”? Am I somehow worth less then you? What gives you that right? This is not a community, this is a blog. If you want to be in a community, take it elsewhere, and stop being jerks to new commentors, just for expressing how happy they are that chris updated and pointing out hat your little group is a bit weird and xenophobic.
May 3, 2009 at 7:11 am
No one was saying that, but when people like nancymarie say “Because he doesn’t read the crap you’ve been posting in a desperate bid for his attention?”, we may get a bit defensive. Nothing was said rudely from a Hiatus Crew member to a new commenter before that point.
May 14, 2009 at 3:16 am
Actually, take a look at Joeman’s ‘respect my authority’ post; YES, he WAS saying JUST THAT.
Aw snap, huh?
July 27, 2009 at 6:14 am
I hate you so very much Jaded.
May 3, 2009 at 2:45 am
will all of you just chill out? just ignore the people who insult us, and welcome those who are new! they just hate us because they dont understand our comments, or why we do them.
I, personally, dont think I am worth more than anyone else here PK, but after being here so long without anyone new, you can understand why some of us are a bit, uh, territorial. That said, dont just generalise all of the people in the Hiatus Crew to be downright assholes. I try to be nice, but when someone shows up who has no idea who we are or knows anything about us, and calls us, say, xenophobes, then its rather hard to keep your cool.
May 3, 2009 at 2:51 am
that said, I’m not sure that your way of dealing with them is the most productive, Michael, no matter how much they insult us. We should just try to explain it to them, then maybe they wont feel excluded.
May 3, 2009 at 4:41 am
Alright, Putzy I shall. The problem that everyone is having is that everyone is confused about who are fans of what. To be a fan of Nondrick is not a hard thing, all you have to do is read all the entires and you are done. To claim to be a bigger nondrick fan than a another person is stupid, because the maximum level of fandom one can experience is limited to the materiel, ego a person who has read Nondrick for a year really is no bigger fan than a person who just read all the entries that day.
The Hiatus commenters on Living in Oblivion are by no means bigger fans than the people who are content to read the entries, in fact the comments rarely ever have anything to do with Nondrick anymore. One does not have to read or enjoy the comments to experience the full “Nondrick Experience.”
The Hiatus Group is not really a nondrick fan group, it is really an online get-together of friends who share in common a love for the Living in Oblivion posts. This love is no greater than any other persons’ who have read the blog, rather the difference is that we chose to express that passion by commenting daily on the site.
The problem that we have here is that we, The Hiatus Group, have come to think as Nondrick as our own. Because we are the only people to still comment, it is easy to assume that we are the only people that still read the blog.
This problem started when a non hiatus commenter, nancymarie, insulted our
May 3, 2009 at 4:59 am
routine by stating that our comments were nonsense. Not only is this very insulting to us, who have formed a community around those comments, but the attack was more or less unprovoked. However some other non hiatus commenters agreed with her. We responded by insulting said non hiatus commenters, hurt that people would diss our group when we never did anything to them. However, some other non-hiatus readers read our comments telling said commenters to get off “our site”, and assumed that we considered ourselves to be the only true fans.
We have NO RIGHT to tell anyone to get off the site. We do not own it. It was made by Chris, for our enjoyment. Non hiatus commenters, however do not have the right to insult us, no matter how they disapprove of our doings. We apologize to anyone who assumed that we believed ourselves to be the only true fans. You are welcome to join our good-natured tomfoolery, if you wish. However to the people, like nancymarie who feel the need to insult us for no reason, I have one thing to say to you:
Go fuck yourselves.
May 3, 2009 at 5:05 am
Woot! Preach on! Feel the power!
May 3, 2009 at 7:13 am
Props dude.
May 3, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I concur!
May 13, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Point of fact; it WAS made by Chris, but nowhere do I see any sort of statement that “I made this for you” or “…your enjoyment” I’m pretty sure he made it for his own sense of fulfilment, and he’s *probably* finished with it; shame if it is, but c’est la vie – it’s HIS not OURS.
Also, I have EVERY RIGHT to tell you to SHUT UP with your irrelevant spam and completely unnecessary drivel, and here’s why – it makes it HARDER FOR A GENUINE NONDRICK (yeah, the PURPOSE of the blog, remember that? didn’t think so) FAN TO *FIND*NONDRICK-RELATED*COMMENTS*
If someone were to start posting links to a ‘cool new toothbrush washer’ sales website, would you be offended? Upset?
EXACTLY; now you understand how *WE* feel.
If you really want to keep this ‘community’ of yours going, why not start up a SITE OF ITS OWN; http://www.fansofnondrick.com perhaps? “Home of the Bitter Brew Crew”?
BUT *PLEASE* take it somewhere else where it will NOT interfere with those ’silly foolish people’ who come to A FRELLING NONDRICK BLOG to absurdly READ COMMENTS *ABOUT* NONDRICK!
Honestly, you’re lucky Chris is so laissez-faire about this, and about THE STORAGE AND BANDWIDTH FEES *HE* HAS TO PAY FOR YOUR OFF-TOPIC BABBLING; if _I’d_ been doing this whole experiment, you lot would’ve been banned…no, actually I’d have shut the whole site down just after Bitter Brew.
June 18, 2009 at 6:18 pm
jaded our comments don’t make a huge difference on storage… stop being someone who thinks they know something… but they don’t. It was made by chris, and as such you cant tel us to shut the fuck up.
July 9, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Thanks for trying to keep the peace Joeman. Empath…. now you’re being a bit of a bitch.
May 3, 2009 at 5:46 am
that was well spoken, Joeman.
May 3, 2009 at 6:57 am
wow… first time EVER that anyone has ever maxed out a reply
i need a moment for th- OK moments over
May 3, 2009 at 7:15 am
goddamnit!
May 3, 2009 at 7:16 am
So can we all get along now? Or do we have to put up a wall?
May 3, 2009 at 8:12 am
U could use your forum for your convos so that the comments section can b used by people who want to talk about nondrick. Seems like a fair suggestion.
May 3, 2009 at 8:21 am
Yeah, that’s a cool suggestion, I suppose.
“Destroys Franky’s limbs with a machine gun”
Kidding, but there are two problems with your idea. You see, once a new update arrives (even if it’s short like this) many people come, and comment for a few days, a week max, and then they leave. If we would leave it to them, this place would be dead within a month. And after the time I spent here, I wouldn’t like to see it happen. And second of all, no Hiatus member would fucking EVER leave this place. We tried with a forum, and it went on for a while, but that just isn’t it. So we’re back here. And we do talk about Nondrick. Mostly about when there will be an update of him, then much else. Honestly, what else could you say about him? I mean, he is not a person whos character is exactly open for discussion…
May 3, 2009 at 2:20 pm
I still go to the forum. Does that make me a sad person?
May 3, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Okay, so can we all just get along and not have to insult each other?
May 3, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Sorry if I got a bit.. carried away. It’s just that there’s a lot going on for me, both on the internet, school, and ‘life’. OH NO I SAID THE FORBIDDEN WORD! So when you guys start insulting us, my rage took control. Sorry if anyone got their inner feelings hurt, just look at that comment as if I told you to stop insulting us. Thanks!
May 3, 2009 at 3:30 pm
Oh, I still check out the forum too, but no one posts there anymore. This place is waaaaay more fun.
May 3, 2009 at 4:23 pm
I stopped posting on the forum when it got assaulted by bots asking if we wanted free ring tones.
Anyway, I just think that the n00bs(copyright GL) are trying to find they’re place in this wild wild comments section.
Why should we move our comments? If you don’t like them, don’t read them. It’s just going to be us in a couple days anyway.
May 13, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Why should you move your comments? Maybe BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOT A FUCKING THING TO DO WITH EITHER NONDRICK OR CHRIS OR THE ACTUAL *PURPOSE* OF THE GODDAMMED SITE?
And I’d LOVE to NOT READ THEM, but I *have* to wade through the REAMS of your IRRELEVANT SPAM in order to see any posts that…oh…I dunno – ACTUALLY HAVE *ANYTHING* TO DO WITH _NONDRICK_
Would like to have to wade through page after page of advertising just to see a few disjointed comments by your ‘crew’? Oh yeah, you DID over on the Forum, didn’t you? “assaulted by bots” – you said so above, sorry for forgetting…
…so maybe you should open your mind for a moment and THINK HOW OTHER PEOPLE FEEL?
(wow the immense irony leaves me awestruck)
Oh, that’s right, you don’t give a SHIT about people who are *actually*interested*in*Nondrick*; we are supposed to “shut up and go away”.
GUESS WHAT, FUCKWIT. You’re NOT Chris. I don’t give sweet fanny adams what you THINK you can tell me to do, I ain’t playin’.
If you’ve got nothing better to do than use Chris’ dime for site fees as your own personal message board, I guess the SAME GOES FOR ME.
Freedom of speech cuts both ways, numbnuts; either:
a) stop telling others what they can and cannot say, or b) stop SPAMMING UP CHRIS’ SITE.
Livin’ in Obvilion for NONDRICK, not irrelevant spam!
May 13, 2009 at 5:45 pm
If you won’t do as we tell you, we won’t do as you tell us.
May 13, 2009 at 9:43 pm
Lol@ sweet fanny adams.
June 17, 2009 at 6:24 am
You talk too much.
July 9, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Ahh piss off. They’re a Nondrick fan group. Sure they don’t always talk about Nondrick, so it’s hard to find “Nondrick related comments” but that’s life. Fucking deal with it.
May 3, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Did you see that? I was completely polite when he asked us to move away so that others can come! Chopping off fingers isn’t considered impolite if you know the person, right? Just checking…
May 3, 2009 at 4:28 pm
@Michael, I took a look at your youtube channel. Fucking lol’d for 5 minutes after seeing the “Hentai Slideshow”…
May 3, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Ha ha! Great, and yeah, I wasn’t really serious when I did it. I did it for teh lulz!
May 3, 2009 at 5:46 pm
Okay, so here comes the updated list: Joeman, Me, vadermath, Washcloth(?), Max(?), The Green Lantern, Putzy von Putzingburg III, Aspgren(?) Addicted, Midget52 & C:o and KingFrozen. Got you all, did I not?
May 3, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Uh.
I don’t really.. uh.. choose sides. I mainly.. wander around aimlessly. Popping in and out here and there..
As those who know of “Maximus” (updated today) can tell you.
May 4, 2009 at 12:11 am
What is it thats going on for you that would cause an angry outburst? Care to share? How does that make you feel?
Psychoanalysis is great…
May 4, 2009 at 4:16 pm
@aspgren dude i love your blog, glad to hear youve updated will check it out right now.
May 4, 2009 at 12:35 am
huh. has everyone gone already? that was like, 2 days.
by everyone I mean the commenters who weren’t in the Crew. you know, ‘normal people’. they make me sick, what with their ‘normalness’ and everything.
May 13, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Oh, *we* aren’t allowed to say ANYTHING to you, but you can talk down to US all you like?
How supremely egalitarian of you.
Livin’ in Oblivion For Nondrick, not IRRELEVANT SPAM!
May 17, 2009 at 6:46 am
It was a joke. Turn on your humour sense.
June 11, 2009 at 10:52 am
You dont hang around people much in real life, do you? Just chill out.
July 9, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Even I can see that joke. Holy shit…. you have problems dude.
May 4, 2009 at 1:44 am
Wooo awesome!
I believed and it came true! I eagerly await more Nondrick.
July 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Ha-ha!
May 4, 2009 at 5:02 am
Nah, look at the post above mine, people.
@Putzy: That’s how it always happens.
May 4, 2009 at 6:21 am
how much longer should I wait before posting all the remaining parts to my recent TALE? Its finished, I just dont know if everyone else is gone yet.
May 4, 2009 at 9:12 am
You will have to wait for one blue moon. Dont believe me, google it!
May 4, 2009 at 9:12 am
dammit!
July 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Lol
May 4, 2009 at 9:13 am
wow…
if only i knew what irony meant
July 9, 2009 at 5:56 pm
If only.
May 4, 2009 at 9:34 am
seriously guys, I have a 46k word document right here, waiting to be posted.
May 4, 2009 at 10:12 am
fuck it. heres the next part. (There is more after this)
PART 2
“3 sheets to the wind, I’ll show you the ropes
I’m Bitty the pirate I’ll put a hook in your throat!”
“Yo Bitty check it out, I’m gonna slaughter your crew,
So gimme yo’ ship,
Or I’ma do it to you!”
“Yarr, you killed me mates, they’re a pain in me bum,
You can take me ship, but I’m keepin’ me rum!”
So they boarded the ship and cast off, heading into the deep blue sea. A day of sailing later, the guys were exploring the ship when they found a woman with red eyes and purple hair. Smoking pot.
“M-m-m-my name is MATOYA, an’ I got me some HERB
If you find my crystal I can hook you uuuuup.
Is it just me, or are my broomsticks talkin’?
Crazy backwards words like Christopher Livin’ston.
Let me take anotha’ toke and help you find ma shit
Cos if you don’t you won’t be getting’ no HERB, legit?”
“SHIT, break out the cheez whiz
We gonna have a party
We’ll find that fuckin’ crystal now break out the Bacardi
You’ve got a sexy voice call me up some time
We won’t be back with the crystal if you change yo’ mind.”
So they set out to reclaim the crystal from the evil being CHAOS(sound familiar yet?).
They conquered the lands of the north, south, east and west, and even the lands in the south-south-west(!) before they finally happened upon the crumbling fortress that CHAOS was using as his crib. Inside, Chaos peeked out the window and saw them, and began to sing himself.
“Those fools are on their way they’ll rue the day they came my way
I’m CHAOS! …….in the flesh!
The fiends compare to fleas compared to me its GREAT to be pure
CHAOS! ………..I laid Erdrick to rest!
And one by one you’ll die by my hand
Oh, look what I’ve become….
This fantasy is far from final
The worst is yet to come…….”
END PART 2
May 4, 2009 at 11:30 am
“cheez whiz”? I lol’d…
May 4, 2009 at 1:15 pm
When do you get the time to write all this? Does the word “sleep” mean anything to you?
May 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm
I just have much free time. Yeah, go insult my lack of a life. Seriously though, I just find myself with a few spare minutes, so I get cracking on a TALE or something.
May 4, 2009 at 2:16 pm
only a few more comments of praise and I can post the next part! Lovin’ my job!
May 4, 2009 at 4:23 pm
*praise*
May 4, 2009 at 4:24 pm
*more praise*
May 4, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Now get to it.
May 4, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Yeah. Post your amazing TALE. And please include me again! I’m awesome (at least in your TALES).
May 5, 2009 at 12:29 am
ok folks! here is the next part! (Dont worry Michael, you get the first verse in the last part)
PART 3
“Yo’ goin’ down CHAOS you shouldn’t fuck with my crew
Or my badass boyz and I are gonna show you how we do
You mother fucker!
We beat you before and we’ll do it again
Every time you fuckin’ rise until this fantasy ends
You better stay on your guard cos when I strike your gonna feel it
You fuckin’ piece of shit yo’ goin’ down bitch, I MEAN IT!”
They charge into the fortress, cutting things down as they made their way to the throne room. Of course, the things they cut down were like, lamps n shit, cos there weren’t any monsters in there for some reason. They made it to the chamber and…sigh…you know what happens next.
“Chaos I got a prob’m witcho muh fuh kin ass
That’s why I came for the crystal so go back to the past
Battled many foes on my way to you
And I won’t think twice about destroying you too”
“I won’t be so forgiving this time around…..
I, will put you in the groooouuuuund”
“Yoouuu can’t stop me now, I’m more powerful than you”
“Yoouuu puny halfwit, I’ll eat you with my dick!”
Chaos and Nondrick (with his crew) engage in a thrilling battle. Their swords clash and shit explodes for no reason as they fight. Then Chaos starts to rap some more(no more rapping after this TALE I swear to god!)
“CHAOS reigns upon you and you question yourself
You find that nothing but the best is ever good for your health”
“Bitch you better go home, and cry to yo’ ma’
Cos I been fuckin’ practicing at takin’ my time”
“You’re good, but you’re no SEPH-IR-OTH!”
“Your starting to PISS ME OFF!”
The wall of the castle explodes outwards from the unimaginable amounts of sweat and testosterone, forcing the two sides to regroup before engaging again.
“Your defense is weak
Fought IMPS tougher than you!
Good knight turned bad knight?
Good knight for you!
I got so much HP you can call me TERMINATOR
Cos these muh thuh fuh kin muscles are buffer than Schwarzenegger’s!
Take a tip from ma’ crew, bitch
Its time to bow out!
After this we’ll have a motherfuckin’ night on the town!”
END PART 3
May 5, 2009 at 1:35 am
word.
July 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm
‘Sup bitches.
May 5, 2009 at 2:36 am
one more part to go, so pile on the praise!
May 5, 2009 at 4:45 am
FO3 DLC
May 5, 2009 at 6:13 am
he said praise! not references to other great things!
*praise*
May 5, 2009 at 6:38 am
*shudder* ohhhhh yeah thats the stuff. Praise is like crack to me.AND I NEED MY FIX.
May 5, 2009 at 9:31 am
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
*praise*
Happy now?
May 5, 2009 at 9:54 am
*ecstasy*
May 5, 2009 at 10:00 am
Alright, you earned it. Michael, you get first verse, as promised.
PART 4
Mik steps forward to do his part, casting a spell to turn them all into 2d pixilated characters.
“Cos it’s a random battle system an’ yo’ ass gun be hurtin’
And I’ll be bustin’ out ma’ trix like ma’ name was Lance Burton
8 BIT, muthafuckers and we’re fully equipped,
With swords and staves and knives and all kindsa magical shit!”
“This can’t be happening!
This can’t be true!”
“Well ima kick you in yo’ motherfuckin’ face, you’re through!
You done it now, shut cho mouth look what you made me do!”
Jojo enters the battle for the final verse!
“I got a thousand voltz o’ lightnin’ runnin through ma’ veins
3 foot of steel in ma’ hands, and its flavor is PAIN
You been playin’ with FIR3
Now yo’ gonna get burned
You’re in ova yo’ head
Another lesson to be learned
I’m gonna run you through
Yo’ gonna pay fo’ your crimes
I just cast FAST
And now yo’ runnin’ outta time!”
“They call me CHAOS for a reason boy
Don’t be ridiculous!
As of late I’ve found that time itself is rather meticulous
I am IMMORTAL!
I have inside me blood of kings!
You and your friends will die here
And I’ll destroy everything!”
“We are the GOD WARRIORS bitch, you heard what I said?
We’re gonna end this paradox you’re only strong in your head!
You might think your safe in this time-loop,
But now you’re dead!”
The three heroes rushed forward, attacking simultaneously, and Chaos exploded, showering them with livers! You see, Wood man was defeated by Nondrick earlier, then was resurrected by the four Fiends he had summoned just before he died! The fiends died to give him back his life, and he absorbed their evil energy to become Chaos! Nonny had met Mikhail after his one-time partner Chris left to kill zombies with an African lady, and they had become partners in ass-kicking! But when an ancient scroll found in Mik’s backyard said they needed an ancient mage called Jojo, Nonny used the power of the Supreme Court to send Mik back, so they could try the whole ‘reincarnate as good guy’ thing! Since Jojo had come back and grown up as a good mage, he discovered another scroll that said that 3 ‘God Warriors’ would come and save the day!
Thank god that’s over, eh folks? Next time: YOU choose what happens next by voting on pre-conceived plot lines created by me!
Be sure to tune in when I get around to making a new…
TALE OF SOMEWHAT INTERESTING PLOTS!
May 5, 2009 at 10:03 am
HUZZAH ITS OVER FO’ REELZ!
May 5, 2009 at 10:06 am
and I’m already brainstorming for the next one! Aren’t you guys lucky that you have me?
July 9, 2009 at 6:03 pm
I want more rapin’.
May 5, 2009 at 1:14 pm
You are a bucket of joy in a sinking ship of despair.
I mean, awesome stories! Bring on the next!
May 5, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Yeah! Give us the options already! Yay! We want more TALES!
May 5, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Just pointing out the fact that I absolutely love this blog (I’ve been here since fairly early on, I just haven’t posted very often) and feel that the hiatus crew… may not, exactly, be the sort of thing that attracts new followers of Nondrick. I mean, shouldn’t we readers begin attempting to gather new people to become fans, thus raising Chris’ self-esteem and, thus, posting frequency?
May 5, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Hail To all of ye fellow hiatus Citizens! wait! Whats tihs! Mighty Tharron has not bin missed! Read every EVERY Frakking (sorry its not good to watch a whole season of battlestar galactica in 1 sitting) comment and posted regularly and you guys dont even NAME me! *falls on floor*
So hows these pictures of this new Update he! … Ow wait there is no actuall update just another Pre update!
nice!
Loving the TALES!
May 5, 2009 at 10:29 pm
I, for one, offer some goat stockings to our overlords.
May 5, 2009 at 11:00 pm
I just feel the need to point out the fact that that is the best name ever.
May 6, 2009 at 2:24 am
its been like, six hours since the last one, but here is the first…
Multiple Choice TALE OF SOMWHAT INTERESTING PLOTS!
The arrow flew towards Nondirk, and he had a sudden desire to press both triggers at the same time, causing him to flip involuntarily out of the way! Straight off the edge of the cliff he had been traversing! The man who shot the arrow looked down at Nondirk as he fell, splattering into the rocky floor. He opened his mouth and was about to break into a rap – when a sword totally went through the back of his face. The Lord Of The Rings theme music started, the camera doing grand sweeps of the area around them in a really epic way. Nondrick pulled his sword out(thats what she said?) and whispered: “Never again.” before kicking the man straight off the cliff, going to go mix body parts with Nondricks twin half step brother from Venus. But then, as Nondrick sheathed his sword(thats what she said?), he heard a gun cock behind him.
“u aint goin’ nowhers lol” said the S1n1573r V01(3 behind him.
“Trun ound slwly fag lol” Nondrick managed to translate the mans speech to Oblivion….ion, so he turned around and looked into the dark, evil eyes of…
A) Chuck Norris
B) Ganondorf
C) God Himself (AKA Chuck Norris)
D) A Floating Nutsack
F) A Goat
There ya’ go, folks! Make your choice and be sure to make it very clear, or it won’t be counted. I realise that if you all chose a different choice, then theres no way I can decide and I will kill myself from the pressure. DOWNER. Seriously, though, try to work together and agree on one.
Cant wait to start on what you all choose, so HURRY THE FUCK UP IM TIRED.
May 6, 2009 at 3:01 am
A or C.
Let’s see how Nonny deals with a certain Mr. Norris
May 6, 2009 at 5:45 am
Woot! Go Norris!
Did you know that Chuck Norris doesnt mow his grass? Instead he dares it to grow!
lol
The sun is powered by Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks!
more lol!
May 6, 2009 at 2:04 pm
I vote for D. I like floating nutsacks.
May 6, 2009 at 3:48 am
hey I got it! Oblivionglish! its the language they speak in tamriel!
May 6, 2009 at 7:54 am
ANYTHING BUT THE GOAT!
They are very majestic animals.
May 6, 2009 at 8:02 am
uh guys, make a choice, please. so far I have 1 vote for Chuck norris, 2 Chuck Norris jokes, and a anything but goats comment. just choose, A B C D F
its really easy!
May 6, 2009 at 11:04 am
I choose G!
May 6, 2009 at 11:46 am
Yes. G is good. But seriously, F.
May 6, 2009 at 12:39 pm
this might take a while.
May 6, 2009 at 6:18 pm
J is too obvious, so I’m gonna have to go with J.
July 9, 2009 at 6:06 pm
10
May 6, 2009 at 7:55 pm
This sure took a while, so while we are waiting for the new TALE, should we do another X vs Y? Let me start:
Goats VS Penguins! I vote for goats.
May 6, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Penguins. Have you ever seen that movie Happy Feet? Man, you do not want to mess with those toe tappin’ death machines.
May 29, 2009 at 12:59 pm
I find your lack of faith in the Goat disturbing. Same applies to you, Green Lantern.
May 6, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I’m going to have to agree with Joeman on this one.
Madagascar proved to me that penguins are karate chopping death machines.
May 6, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I voted for Norris! did no one see that from my undying adoration?
And the goat would win! Goat FTW!
Goats are exactly 7.34 times bigger than penguins
July 9, 2009 at 6:07 pm
New name.
May 6, 2009 at 10:14 pm
I agree with KingFrozen, Goats rock. Penguins just waddle around in the cold and get eaten by seals.
May 7, 2009 at 12:30 am
fine, since people voted for nonexistant choices, we will just go with Chuck Norris. TALE coming up soon.
May 7, 2009 at 5:59 am
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can’t see him, you may already be dead.
Also, goats rock! They have little horns. Do penguins have little horns? I think NOT! Goats are the horniest animals around!
Hang on….
May 7, 2009 at 1:10 pm
alright, you Gree-dee bastards! heres the next bit!
Nondrick turned around and looked into the eyes of Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris blinked his left eye, and somewhere, a terrorist exploded. Then, Chuck Norris blinked his right eye, and the moon was thrown out of orbit, only to join atmospheres with Earth in a perfect gravity abnormality celestial dance. Now, in some parts of the world, some people could jump up and land on the moon.
Chuck Norris breathed in slightly, and poverty ended.
Then Chuck Norris shifted his arm slightly, and Korea declared its unity ina show of friendship.
Chuck Norris Blinked both eyes at the same time, and california broke off from Earth and formed a soveriegn planet.
Chuck continued to point his gun at Nondrick, not that he needed it. Nondrick had to do some quick thinking to stay alive. What does he say?
A) I…want you…..inside me…
B) All your base are belong to us
C) lolz i dnt want fight <_< XD fun AMIRITE
D) DO NOT WANT
E) I cant let you do that, Falco (?)
F) /ignore
G) PIKA-CHUUUUUUU! *emit electric shock from rubbing a ballon on his head*
H) Show me your moves!
Well there you go, folks, plenty of choices! And this time, one of the answers is booby trapped! If you pick it, Nondrick gets killed and you have to restart from a previous saved game! But you guys didn’t save your game, did you? Remember to tell me to save the game when you want to!
May 7, 2009 at 2:38 pm
*Hits Escape* *Presses Save Game* *Saves in a new slot*
Save successfull! I’m gonna vote for B. I like that fad. Great that you voted for the goat! Awesome.
May 7, 2009 at 2:51 pm
H.
Captain Falcon kicks so much ass.
May 7, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Oh there it is.
May 7, 2009 at 7:18 pm
Putzy Von PutzingBURG. Duh.
July 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm
You can. You just did.
May 7, 2009 at 7:19 pm
I want one too! And now I have one!
May 7, 2009 at 7:20 pm
…somE. Duh.
July 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Lawly.
May 7, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Like mine?
Anyway, I vote for B.
July 9, 2009 at 6:10 pm
I <3 UR NAME.
May 7, 2009 at 9:37 pm
….
What, were you expecting me to have a long name? I am secure in my name choice.
F. Totally ignore him.
May 7, 2009 at 10:52 pm
I vote H again.
May 8, 2009 at 3:26 am
I have:
Two for B
One for H
One for F
Ok! Looks like B it is!
BWA-BWA-BWAAAAA! You chose the booby trapped answer!
Nondrick spoke to Chuck.
“All your base are belong to us!” Chucks eyes narrowed, and Nondrick violently was stabbed through the balls by a giant meat hook! He was left there for days, people laughing at him and his hooked balls as he hung there. Finally, Chuck showed mercy, and left him in a female prison. a ZOMBIE female prison! Nonny felt himself become one of them, a female zombie! Because his balls had leaked out all the testosterone! Oh how humiliating! To die in such a way! You know what the army did with all the female zombies when they killed them? They raped them! You have gotten the worst ending imaginable! Please reload a saved game, and try again!
May 8, 2009 at 3:39 am
See what happens guys?
Captain Falcon could have saved us all!
May 8, 2009 at 5:27 am
^^
…
My vote is in the name
May 8, 2009 at 5:27 am
Thats right, 4 LINES!
Beat that and still have it in context!
July 9, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Yes… ’tis.
May 8, 2009 at 6:23 am
I check the site every day and those idiots who keep insulting the Hiatus crew are annoying.
I say we build a castle to keep them out, then continue this CYOA.
July 9, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Can I come in?
May 8, 2009 at 7:51 am
thats a pretty good idea, waffles!
now take off your pants.
Ok, now I have 2 votes for show me your moves!
Here we go again!(I aint waiting longer that a couple of hours from now on. I need to keep things moving!)so dont forget to vote next time!
Nondrick turned to Chuck after reloading the game and said:
“Show me your moves!”
Chuck angrily busted a roundhouse kick – just as CAPTAIN FALCON zoomed in from somwhere, and Falcon Pawnched Chuck in the face! An explosion of pure awesomonion occured, and the two colossus forces of awesome caused destruction on a galactic scale!
The bright light burned Nonnys eyes and he only had time to say one thing:
A) Got milk?
B) SOMEONE needs to switch to decaf!
C) Gesundheit!
D) Th-th-thats all, folks!
E) Thats what…she…said?
F) Eyyyyyyyy!
G) *breaks into a rap*
Ok, everyone! there you go! as usual, a lot of them are booby trapped, so dont forget to save!
May 8, 2009 at 11:06 am
G!!!!!!
May 8, 2009 at 11:47 am
E! GO E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1ONE11!!!1ELEVEN1
Sorry, im having a bit of a phase of thats what she said jokes…
for example:-
Two men are at a construction site.
1st man: I need your wood
2nd man: Thats what she said!
-gives man the plank of wood-
1st man: You nailed this pretty hard
2nd man: Thats what she said!
1st man: Dude, stop, seriously, how old are you?
2nd man: Thats what she said?…
July 9, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Hilarity.
May 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm
E go E!
May 8, 2009 at 12:38 pm
ok, 1 G, and two Es.
I’ll give you a couple of hours for everyone to vote!
May 8, 2009 at 2:16 pm
F.
The Fonz is the only person who could add into the awesomeness of Chuck Norris and Captain Falcon.
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
May 8, 2009 at 4:17 pm
gg
May 8, 2009 at 6:40 pm
G.
May 8, 2009 at 6:44 pm
D. Full of stutter-y bacon goodness!
May 8, 2009 at 10:49 pm
G!
May 9, 2009 at 2:25 am
well, now I have 2 Gs, 2 Es, 1 F and 1 D(not counting the people who changed their name to vote more than once, like the guy who’s name is GGGGGGGGG. Yeah, just use your real name and vote once, people!) Only a couple of hours left to get some real votes in!
May 9, 2009 at 5:37 am
Addicted, do not vote again. I’m warning you…
May 9, 2009 at 9:42 am
The dude who is called GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG is Addicted in disguise! Check the small picture! It’s the same!
May 9, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Damn! Forgot about that!
May 9, 2009 at 10:09 am
why do you think I just warned him? I realised that as well!
May 9, 2009 at 10:13 am
How devious. I hate people who do that.
May 9, 2009 at 10:14 am
So do I.
May 9, 2009 at 10:23 am
Yeah, I realised that you had realised that just before I posted the comment, but I decided to post it anyway so that those who haven’t realised it yet now gets the chance to realise it! Phew, loads of ‘realise’ in this comment.
July 9, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Realisation. Realisation never changes.
May 9, 2009 at 10:37 am
SERIOUSLY though, only 1(one) vote per person, not name. And for the love of GOD dont choose G! I’m not a rap machine!
May 9, 2009 at 10:45 am
Definitely E.
May 9, 2009 at 10:58 am
g please?
May 9, 2009 at 10:58 am
I’d love to see g
May 9, 2009 at 11:19 am
thats the tie-breaker! here we go….
Nondrick was blinded by the incredible light, and only had time to say….
“Thats what…she…said?” His voice dropping in confidence that he’s being funny as he finishs the sentence. The awesome explosion threw him back through six different dimensions and twelve Space-Time Continiums. As usual, Nondrick didn’t stop to debate impossibility, he landed on his fat ass 12 meters from where the explosion happened. He climbed to his feet and viewed the remains of the two awesome people. There were two statues frozen in suspended animation(the stone might have stopped them moving as well) and Nondrick instantly understood that Cpt. Falcon and Chuck Norris had been frozen. Nondrick decided that he didn’t give a shit, so he left in search for something to do, and maybe some cake as well. After days and days of traveling, Nonny found an Inn called ‘Bitch-Ass Inn’. He walked inside and said to the owner:
A) GET IN MA BEL-LAY!
B) *Breaks into a rap*
C) Yo dawgz gonna pop sum fukrz 2nite!
D) *Racist Joke*
E) Can I have one of the tables, and a bed?And your wife?
F) Hello there, my ‘nizzle’ how are things in the ‘ghetto’? Perhaps your ‘dope’ friends and myself could engage in a ‘fly’ activity while having sexual relations with your wife?
G) Shizz! Jess has consumed the Wentals, and the Roamers are about to be taken by the Terran-Hanstic League, while Theron lies in ruins! The Hydrogues are killing everyone!(Saga of the Seven Suns – its a BOOK, people.)
H) Whats that, Lassie? Marthas stuck down a well? Old Jimmy Sampsons cat is stuck in a tree? Go on girl, lead the way!
Ok, cast your votes, people! This time, all but one answer is rigged!
May 9, 2009 at 11:22 am
oops! sorry people! It took so long to write i missed those last comments!
May 9, 2009 at 12:59 pm
*Saves the game* *Opens the console* *Types tgm* God Mode Enabled.
Oh, and I vote for E. Or D. I like both of them, not sure which one I’ll go for!
May 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Yo Putz, ma’ man, we detected some dipshit motherFUCKER hackin’ yo’ game.
May 9, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Yeah, I saw him too. I authorise you to use any and all over the top methods to neutralise his ass.
May 9, 2009 at 1:03 pm
alright, come out, you little SHIT!
May 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm
tick TOCK you son of a bitch! so come out and play!
July 9, 2009 at 6:17 pm
You haz teh same picchure.
July 27, 2009 at 6:36 am
fuck
May 9, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Bring it on bitch! I GOT BUDDHA MODE! FEED ME WITH YER LEAD! I’M UNSTOPPABLE! Bring on your mini nukes, FACE MICHAEL! THE GODS HAVE SENT YOUR DOOM! MOTHERFUCKERS! I love that line.
May 9, 2009 at 1:22 pm
I dont think you understand. I’m Valve, bitch!
Get down on your knees!
I’m gonna slit yo’ fuckin’ throat without leavin’ a trace!
Without warning have a ninja star stuck in your face!
I’m right here yeah residin’ with this sword in yo’ back
Only a guard with the skizl would have you bleedin’ like that!
Motherfucker I’m dagerous, spontaneous
There aint nobody who could handle this
I dont give a fuck, man I’m serious
shit I’m outraged and I’m furious
My motherfuckin’ skizl will have you pleadin’ in fear
now let me spell it out for you
make it perfectly clear.
VAC GAIDEN
NO SENSE IN HIDIN’
I AINT LYIN’
ANNIHILIATIN’ EM ALL
Like the wind i’ll knock you over with a blow to yo’ face
kill the enemies without leavin’ a trace
Motherfucker i’m full of hatin’
theres no debatin’
You KNOW i’m gonna retaliate
I wont hesitate
I’ll ANNIHILIATE
I’ll even creep up while you MASTURBATE.
My motherfuckin skizl will have you pleadin’ in fear
here lemme spell it out for you make it perfectly clear.
VAC GAIDEN
NO SENSE IN HIDIN’
I AINT LYIN’
ANNIHILIATIN’ EM ALL
May 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
*turns off god mode* There! Happy now? Let’s have some cake!
May 9, 2009 at 1:26 pm
CLEAR!
Sir, moving on the patroll the perimeter!
May 9, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Good work. Let that be a lesson to you all. My guards know how to rap.
May 9, 2009 at 1:43 pm
pass me that cake, michael, i have to feed my servants.
May 9, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Cake? You want it? It’s all your my friend, but only if you’ve got enough rupees! Too many YouTube Poops…
May 9, 2009 at 1:53 pm
how about I write up the next TALE thing with your choice(E)?
here it is:
Nondrick walked into the inn and said to the innkeeper:
“Can I have one of the tables, and a bed? And your wife?”
The innkeeper reached over the counter and –
BWAAAA-BWAAAA-BWAAAAAAAAAAAA! You have reached a booby-trapped ending! Heres the death scene!
- stuck his hand straight into Nonnys brain! Nondricks body went limp, as he was killed instantly! The innkepper nailed Nondrick to the wall and invited a game of darts. A game of darts WITH SPEARS.
UBER SPEARS.
Nondrick groin area was an instant favorite, and his manhood was humiliatingly decimated until it was nothing but a hairy soup. Yeah, you cant un-read this shit. Dont even try. In the end, they got a clown to come in and cut him up, then feed him to some pooches, just to see how loyal a hungry dog really is.
And here…
we…
Go!
Nondrick got chowed on by the dogs, and the Chinese wouldn’t extrodite one of their own, so Batman had to go to Shanghai.
Please reload and try again!
May 9, 2009 at 1:57 pm
*Hands over the cake* What about D?
May 9, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I want G!
May 9, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Nondrick went inside the inn and said to the innkeeper:
“Shizz! Jess has consumed the Wentals, and the Roamers are about to be taken by the Terran-Hanstic League, while Theron lies in ruins! The Hydrogues are killing everyone!”
The innkeeper looked surprised, then he smiled.
“Its great to meet someone else who has read it. How about those Ildrians, eh?”
“Oh, dont get me started! Remember the secret breeding facility they built on Dobro?”
“Oh, yeah! poor Nira, man!”
“I KNOW! I felt SOOOO sorry for her!”
“How could they just kidnap her?!?”
“And Jorah is the new Mage-Imperator, but he just found out the truth!”
“Oh yeah, that ticked me off, i thought he was going to be a good Mage Imperator!”
“Same here, bro, same here.”
They both nodded sagely, and Nondrick payed for a room, promising to come back so they could discuss at great lengths the Wentals, and how they could fight the Hydrogues if they are just sentient water with no space ships. At night, he snuck into the innkeepers room and they had pillow fights while saying who they think is hottest.
“Oh, Jess definately! He is so dreamy!”
“Oh, you slut! Teehee!”
“What about you, whore?”
“Rob Brindle, definately. I love me some Roamer!”
They giggled and fell asleep in each others arms.
Nondrick woke up and took a scalding hot shower, in order to scourge away the gayness. Then he walked outside into the rain, checked his phone and saw you rang and he
JIZZED
IN
HIS
PANTS
sorry, ill get back to the story now.
Nondrick bought an icecream and was about to eat it, when a man riding a black horse came by and killed it, brutally severing the cone in half. What should Nonny do?
A) GET REVENGE!
B) GET ANOTHER ICE CREAM!
C) GET A HAIRCUT!
D) GET THE FUCK OUT!
E) GET Scrubs Season 5 for only $19.99!(While stocks last)
vote now, everyone, and rest easy that michael wont get to decide again, unless he breaks a tie!
May 9, 2009 at 2:26 pm
What’s up dawg? GL in this bitch movin’ yo butz.
Smokin weed, doin’ coke, and bangin’ some slutz.
My beat will take y’all out of yo rutz.
And my rapz are way better than that faggot Putz.
Anyone who fucks with me will see my power.
Dominatin mothafuckas in the final hour.
It’s like Vegeta lookin into his scouter.
OVER 9000!!! shit, say it louder.
Vadermath, Michael and I rollin three deep.
With assault rifles, tearin shit up in a jeep.
If I run out of bullets, shit, ill just take a leak.
I’ll spray 50 cal’s all over the street.
Yo rapz are weak, anyone can spit a mean beat,
but as fo me, I rap, representin D.C. like Fallout 3
Check my Pip-Boy.
Goin in a rap battle against me Puts, you know you gonna slip-boy.
I’m friends with everyone like Myspace Tom.
And if you don’t believe me, shit, then ask yo mom.
July 9, 2009 at 6:22 pm
….my eyes are bleeding…
May 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Green Lantern do NOT say you just challenged me to a rap battle. Take it back, or face the consequences.
May 9, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Seems he challenged you. I’ll just eat my popcorn and enjoy the fight!
May 9, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Your terms, sir?
May 9, 2009 at 2:53 pm
*cracks knuckles*
This is my hood bitch
try an’ get past
I’m Putzy, and I’m whoopin’ yo ass.
This is my sancuary location
go home
before I tear the flesh straight off your bones.
I’m TITANIC, but i cant be sunk
If you think yo’ gettin’ past, you gotta be drunk.
Get the fuck outta here you fuckin’ punk
Fuck with someone else
before I tell yo’ how much your rymes stunk!
Okay, warm up is over. More rap when less tired.
May 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
oh, and Green Lantern?
If you back out now, I’ll give you some of the cake Michael gave me. I dont want to think up more rhymez!
May 9, 2009 at 3:01 pm
YOU back the fuck out of here dawg, yo shit is weak.
YOU say your tired? I don’t even need sleep.
It’s startin to look like I just invaded yo place.
Like you a tortoise, in a fuckin cheetah race.
I’m sick of yo lies, Yo rhymes are compromised,
Putz is gayer than 9 dudes fucking 10 guys.
You say I stink, but I can’t fuckin stand your odor.
You lost your last life douchebag, game over.
July 9, 2009 at 6:24 pm
That was……… just……
May 9, 2009 at 3:03 pm
The Green Lantern doesn’t save on his insults… anyway, I vote for E!
May 9, 2009 at 3:05 pm
*makes really super cool rap pose*
May 9, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Hurry up Putz, your going to be a bit late.
Your rap is coming about as quick as the Chris’ next update.
Snap.
May 9, 2009 at 3:43 pm
what has gotten into you, GL? You used to be cool. nevertheless,
I dont think so,
tough guy.
Step aside,
or I’ll make your dog die (lol)
Thanks Lantern
its not like I got shit to do
Why not waste all of my energy
FUCKIN’ WITH YOU?!
To the windows
to the wall
to the SWEAT DRIPS FROM MY BALLZ
I’m beatin’ you down to the fuckin’ ground
I got a Mega-Buster for you all
Putz man will beat your shit
your hit dont you forget it bitch
Throw a saw blade into your face
lets face it you will taste my razor bladez!
No fair? Your frozen in the air?
Times on my side no time to spare!
I’ll stab this knife straight into yo’ face
put all you bitches in your place.
Gosh this is fun! However much I am coming around to this idea, I live in Western Australia. ITs 11:40pm and I wanted to read more of this book called Saga of the Seven Suns. I’m sure you heard it somewhere.
Anyway, I’m off. cant wait to start again in the morning, man! How awesome are we?
May 9, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Let my Awesome-Calculator take a look at it;
Awesome Scale: 9/10! That’s awesome!
Just do some more awesomeness and maybe the AweCalc will give you 10/10?
May 9, 2009 at 4:21 pm
We are pretty awesome, Putzy.
May 9, 2009 at 4:59 pm
The Green Lantern is deadly on the mic, yo.
Compared to me, what you got in your rhymes is fuckin micro.
It’s out of sight, bro.
Shit, I gotta gotta get out of here and get some lunch.
Come here, so first I can give your face a Falcon PAWNCH!
Putz, for real, you better do some better spittin’.
Say some stuff that you wrote, instead of what someone else has written.
Really, quotin’ Lil’ Jon a bit won’t lose you any points.
But stealing his whole chorus won’t bank you any coins.
So tomorrow when we start again, it doesn’t even matter.
Because guess who you’re up against, the Green fuckin’ Lantern.
May 9, 2009 at 8:49 pm
*claps*
May 9, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Why thank you, sir.
July 9, 2009 at 6:25 pm
*applauds*
May 9, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I hate you Addicted.
May 9, 2009 at 10:42 pm
The feeling’s mutual.
May 10, 2009 at 2:08 am
whos ‘Lil Jon’?
May 10, 2009 at 7:17 am
The “to the windows, to the wall” guy.
WHAT
YEAH
OKAY?
You know?
May 10, 2009 at 2:22 am
Okay, the rap battle kinda interupted my flow, but in the hours since I posted only one person voted, so we will go with E.
Nondrick went to the shopping centre and bought Season 5 of Scrubs. Then, he went back to the hotel and watched it on the pissy little 4″ TV in his room. After vomiting many times from laughter, he made himself a cheese sandwich and ate it JUST AS HE REMEMBERED HE WAS ALLERGIC. What happened to Nondrick?
Did he:
A) Break out in a sweat
B) Break out in a rap
C) Break out of this popsicle stand
D) Break out of jail
E) Break out the Bacardi, we gonna have a party
F) Break his neck
Guess which one is booby trapped? Its a hard one! But anyway, dont forget to save the game before you vote! cos if you lose this one, you go back! and I have to write it up again! :’(
You have, not a time limit this time, but I will just wait for a couple of votes before doing more.
CAST YOUR VOTES!
May 10, 2009 at 3:06 am
I gotta vote for ¨¥. I like that choice the best.
Seriously, I think he should D. Of course, he isn’t in jail, but breaking out of jail is always cool, with the cops and the prison guards and the jailhouse snitch.
May 10, 2009 at 7:05 am
D. I want to see where he pulls a jail from.
Also, it’s spelt “GAOL”. Speak Australian, or live somewhere else.
May 10, 2009 at 7:06 am
Addicted, I don’t know where you’re from, so you are permitted to spell it with a “J”
July 9, 2009 at 6:27 pm
That aint fair.
May 10, 2009 at 7:29 am
I’ve already seen Nondrick get his crotch annihilated into a “hairy soup”.
Now a rape scene?
How lucky can a guy get?
May 10, 2009 at 9:42 am
well thats an outstanding majority of whatever letter was the one that he breaks out of gaol. Why the hell would you call it ‘gaol’? seriously, thats whacked out. Bitches be trippin. Represent. Seriously, or as serious as these can be, heres the next part:
Nondrick swallowed his natural allergy, and gathered the boyz for a break out. After tattooing plans on his ass, he taped the locks and hid a minigun under his shirt. Then, at midnight, they made a break for it, mowing down EVERYONE in their way, fellow prisoners, guards, pokemon. Nondrick unleashed a hail of titanium flavored bullets into a Charizard, then mowed down a couple of thousand Squirtles. His best friend Steve got Eletrocuted by a rogue Pikachu who had snapped from the pressure. A jiggly puff pounced onto Gizmos face and began SHITTING IN HIS MOUTH. Grody!
Nonny managed to secure a vehicle and escape to parts unkown. Its west of texas, take the 302. If you see antartica, you’ve gone too far.
When they finally were safe and were resting at a motel, a prisoner asked Nondrick where the prison came from. Nondrick replied:
“I pulled it out
A) My Pocket
B) My Ass
C) My Lunchbox
D) Your Ass
E) Your mum
F) This top hat
G) Of thin air. I’m a wizard, Harry!
H) YOU.
There you go, same rules apply. All except 1 are booby trapped. Dont forget to save!
May 10, 2009 at 10:14 am
is Crysis good? My new laptop will have the power to play it maximum settings, but Is it actually a good game?
May 10, 2009 at 11:50 am
OMG OUT IF HIS MUM!!!!!
I vote E, e is popular
Now im having mum jokes!
Or not… they take too much time, just like trying to get around your mum to the other side of town. Seriously, two buses and a train is just ridiculous.
July 9, 2009 at 6:29 pm
EPICZ!
May 10, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I liked the Antarctica part. Anyways, D!
And Putzy, Crysis is.. well, I’ve played it through like 18 times, so I guess it’s good, but now I think it’s meh. I guess you know why? So I say, get it if you like, it’s an okay game, but nothing too fancy about it. Just some dudes running around in Nano-suits firing at Koreans and saving some chick.
May 10, 2009 at 1:10 pm
Save dammit.
G is obviously the only way to win.
May 10, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Ok, I’ll wait till tomorrow to do the next bit, had a shitload of maths to work/research/do/blow up and am pretty tired.(its 10:12pm here in the merry old land of Oz.)
But I made an AWESOME Crysis rap after watching someone play a bit of the first level on youtube. Should I post it? Cos if I could sing, I would put it on youtube its that good. I’m so proud of it.
What say you?
May 10, 2009 at 2:12 pm
POST IT!
May 10, 2009 at 4:11 pm
You don’t have to sing to rap, dude.
May 10, 2009 at 10:20 pm
Four more days! He is not going to make it.
May 11, 2009 at 1:04 am
Crysis Rap
You’re parachutin’ down into the clouds,
Yo’ mates are talkin’ they sound real loud
The fog clears up, you notice the graphics
And you’re like, “I gotta get ma’ fix!”
You land in the water
Suits scrambled up,
CLICK-CLACK raise yo’ gun,
Your enemies are fucked!
Sneakin’ through the jungle,
Like a Ninja, bitch
‘till the enemies see ya’
An’ they hit the switch!
Tearin’ up around ya
Night an’ day
The bastards are fallin’
But who cares, they’re gay!
Meet up with a homie
Show ‘im around
Re-load yo’ guns
‘cos you’ll be rockin’ this town!
Th-th-th-that’s all, f-folks!
Well, not really. I wrote up another one for when I actually buy crysis.
I’ll post it later.
May 11, 2009 at 5:45 am
The Green Lantern
May 11, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Yes?
May 13, 2009 at 11:13 am
You have been promoted
Congratulations
May 28, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Huzzah!
May I ask why?
July 9, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Hey Nonny Nonny.
May 11, 2009 at 5:58 am
Dude, how do you come up with these raps?
Are you a poet,
But you didn’t even know it?
AH! I’m so stunned,
I lost my ability to rhyme
May 11, 2009 at 5:59 am
If nobody posts a lol, i will have to revert into max’s killing babies routine
May 11, 2009 at 6:01 am
I will return in 3 hours, and if there is no lol, each minute a baby will DIE!
Wait, what am i saying, you guys don’t care about babies! What do we care about… *Thinking*
*Eureka*
For every minute that passes i shall…
*this is a dramatic pause, so fucking deal with it*
Post a really bad and lame joke!
May 11, 2009 at 2:47 pm
lol
July 9, 2009 at 6:31 pm
LOLOLOL!
May 11, 2009 at 6:15 am
yo’ beggin’ fo’ attention
cos yo’ Kingfrozen!
Sorry, that was terrible. Just needed to post something.
SOMETHING
May 11, 2009 at 11:42 am
Well, i’m a bit late, but i guess thats as close to a lol as i will ever get
May 11, 2009 at 12:20 pm
lol
Happy?
May 11, 2009 at 2:37 pm
I imagine the Crysis rap becoming the Crytek theme song in a year or two…
July 9, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Your name….she looked at me funny….
May 11, 2009 at 4:57 pm
It’s been horribly quiet here for the last 2-3 days, so I guess I’ll start another x vs y?
Oblivion vs Morrowind?
I go for Morrowind.
May 11, 2009 at 6:38 pm
I go for Oblivion, simply because when I tried to play Morrowind on my crappy PC it kept glitching all of the time so it was pretty much impossible to play.
May 11, 2009 at 9:23 pm
I prefered Morrowwind except for one thing: EVERY SKILL WAS SO SPECIFIC! tHERE WAS TWO HANDED SWORDS, THEN 2H lONG SWORDS, THEN lONG SWORDS AND SHORD SWORDS
*CONTINUES RANT*
May 12, 2009 at 12:50 am
My problem with morrowind was that it was too easy. One I learned about the money trick with the little scamp merchant I was rolling in the money and just went to all the master trainers and maxed all mt stats before I barely ever started the main plot. after that there just didn’t seem any more reason to play. That and by that time I had all the best weapons and armor too. It’s no fun if you can get uber powered before the game really begins.
May 12, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Well, you could, uh… not do it?
May 12, 2009 at 5:09 pm
He’s got a point…
June 17, 2009 at 6:46 am
indeed.
July 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I choose Oblivion simply ’cause you’re enemies have a mini-health bar. I suck at hitting stuff.
May 12, 2009 at 1:41 am
dont care which game. both sucked.
May 13, 2009 at 5:23 pm
So WHY DO YOU COMMENT HERE?!? Obviously you don’t give a flying fuck about Nondrick, since he’s in a game that “sucked”.
SPAMMER.
June 11, 2009 at 11:08 am
I like Nondrick, not the game.
You’re, uh, you’re not very bright, are you?
July 9, 2009 at 6:33 pm
…….so you’re not dead?…..
May 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Morrowind and Oblivion sucked? Are you crazy? They were (and are, I still play both) awesome! Only thing I didn’t like about Oblivion were the dialogue lines, Bethesda didn’t want to write much because of voice acting. Morrowind is my favorite RPG of all time, along with Fallout 3. Would be difficult to decide between Oblivion and Morrowind, since O’s got the graphics, but M’s got the RPG.
May 12, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Remembered to change the name…
July 9, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Good.
May 12, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Lubadawha!
May 12, 2009 at 10:13 pm
Hey, since this one has been kinda slow
i got another one!
Do you prefer when people say this is an x vs y
Or an a vs b?
May 13, 2009 at 12:37 am
avb, cause it sounds like AVP, which is related to Aliens which is my favorite movie.
May 13, 2009 at 12:48 am
WAVELENGTH
we are SO on the same page joeman
May 13, 2009 at 9:53 am
Man… A whole day later and this is still slow…
OK, i got a good one, and i want a lot of discussion on this
Goku vs Superman!
May 13, 2009 at 9:55 am
I pick Goku, because he is super powerful with his spirit bomb, which is made from the life force of all others, which can therefore DESTROY superman but also because he can be revived with the dragon balls for ever and ever!
May 13, 2009 at 11:23 am
Kingfrozen, you cannot entice a comment through the use of meaningless arguments. You have to INSULT people. That is why I am now going to unleash my SWEARING PERSONALITY.
Also, superman. Because he is SUPERMAN.
May 13, 2009 at 11:29 am
@vadermath: What kind of name is vadermath? Star Wars is so ninties.
@Green Lantern: Shed some light on this, marvel freak: Who the hell reads those comics anyway?
@Putzy: Kinda speaks for itself, really
@King Frozen: You ar as cold as ice. You are willing to sacrifice your love. BASTARD.
@Joeman: Try some originality. What, can’t think of anything other than your OWN NAME
@Midget52: Just because there was already a guy named Midget on XBox Live doesn’t mean you have to use you bloody gamertag everywhere to justify the two numerals at the end. You sad little nerd.
July 9, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Ooo! Do me next!
May 13, 2009 at 11:30 am
Now let us never speak of this again.
May 13, 2009 at 11:31 am
Also, i apologise for the above comments. They were purely satirical and do not reflect the publishers true opinions of the person or persons in question.
Disclaimer over.
May 13, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Yay! I can invite you to the costume party now!
May 13, 2009 at 11:55 am
now, i only called myself putzy when i needed to ask dumb questions, but it stuck and it evolved into this.
SO FUCK YOU BITCH!
swearing is funner than forming proper sentances motherfucker
July 9, 2009 at 6:38 pm
yES….
May 13, 2009 at 12:19 pm
You son of a midget whore, how dare you call SW ninties, just because the maker of the franchise decided to destroy it!
May 13, 2009 at 1:34 pm
goddamn so exited CRYSIS in like, six days!!!
oh, yeah, and my birthday!
PARTAY BITCHEZ
May 13, 2009 at 1:47 pm
okay, gonna try a new thing here. sorta role playin’ shit like D&D, except no dice and you can only do the options presented, like before, but with no nondrick.
You are sitting in a tavern in the city of Trafalgar Square. You are pretty bummed out about not having enough money to stay at a hotel in Mayfair, so you are drinking yourself to happiness. Your Intelligence decreased by 6. A man carrying a giant axe comes up to you and threatens you with generic death threats.
“I will cut your throat!”
“Your money or your money! Then your life! Then more money!”
“NYYYAAAAAARRRGH!”
You are internally startled at the sudden verbal onslaught, and you:
A) Pretend to drink from your empty bottle to appear nonchalant.
B) Swing your hand around and smack the man with your bottle.
C) Shit all over the floor.(Recommended)
D) Perform Hari-Kiri
E) Buy another drink and ignore the man
Alright, choose, folks! As always, you’re pretty likely to die! Haha! Sucks to be you!
May 13, 2009 at 2:02 pm
I’d shit all over the floor.
May 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm
A modified B, with a ninja style.
May 13, 2009 at 5:58 pm
C.
In unrelated news, I just finished Portal for the first time. I know I’m a bit late to the party but I do have to say, I love that game.
LOVE!
May 13, 2009 at 6:07 pm
IN TOTALLY ‘UNRELATED’ NEWS:
This is a BLOG about the ‘non-adventures’ of an Oblivion character named “Nondrick”; imagine that?
(Never could have guessed by all the SPAM, could you?)
And NO, I’m not going to leave you VANDALS AND SQUATTERS ALONE: I was confronted with a couple of vapid idiots who out-and-out TOLD me what I was allowed to do.
I was told to SHUT UP or I’d be “eradicated”.
Well, guess what; the only person I’d give ANY credence to doesn’t seem to look around here (with the reams of garbage that has NOTHING TO DO WITH HIS BLOG, I can’t imagine why)
C’mon, little boy, *eradicate* me; I DOUBLE-DIRTY DOG *DARE* you.
Waiting smugly,
Livin’ in Obvilion for NONDRICK, not irrelevant spam!
June 11, 2009 at 11:12 am
Okay, thats nice. You go into your little room now.
Hehe, that time of the month, eh guys?
July 9, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Did he just call himself smug? Oh my fucking god. Anyway…. can you rap at him? It’d be funny.
May 13, 2009 at 6:18 pm
What?
May 13, 2009 at 6:29 pm
If you don’t like it, or us, or girls, there is no reason to click on the comments section. If you were going to leave a comment about Nondrick, go for it! The only reason you came here is to start shit.
So you wonder why we say things like that? Because of people like you. People who come here and have obviously never heard of non-sequitur humor. Hell, if you hate the comments section so much, why do you go to it?
Just to start shit.
No one is making you scroll down this far. You do it because there is nothing else to do. No update. So why don’t you just join us instead? Resistance is futile.
Unless your just a dick.
May 13, 2009 at 8:10 pm
He’s just a dick.
I mean, jeez, are our comments burning you with every post? Why do you care? If you don’t like it, just leave. What would you use the comments section for anyway?
May 14, 2009 at 2:41 am
Gee, maybe for DISCUSSING NONDRICK?
May 14, 2009 at 3:33 am
Actually, YES, you ARE making me scroll down this far – I and anyone who wants to make a sequential comment DOES HAVE to do JUST THAT, because of the ENORMOUS PILE of irrelevant drivel that sits between the top of the page and the comment form, and ANY means are made all the more difficult and time-consuming by this same mountain of off-topic ‘convo’.
And did it EVER occur to you to wonder WHY I might want to “start shit”?
Ever wonder why I might lash out a group of people that have squatted in a near-abandoned site and HIJACKED IT from its INTENDED PURPOSE and use it instead for their OWN PERSONAL DISCUSSION?
Did it EVER occur to you that people – no I’m not brining up Chris, since his absence makes it clear he doesn’t care – OTHER PEOPLE OUTSIDE YOUR LITTLE CLIQUE might be irritated, frustrated and offended by your escapades?
Apparently not, for in YOUR closed minds, you’re the innocent victims righteously defending yourselves from this ‘unprovoked attack’ by someone who “only came here to start shit”.
Sorry about that, did I nudge your pink lenses there?
May 14, 2009 at 9:27 pm
*cracks knuckles*
Alright kid, I’m sick and tired of your self-important, diatribe spouting, caps lock using bullshit. Chris doesn’t need a defender. I’m sure (like you say, if he cared enough to try to stop us) he would say something if this were getting too crazy.
Have you never read in the bathroom?
Have you never walked across the street in anything other than a designated crosswalk?
You think you are actually here doing some vigilante stuff here don’t you?
We get it. You write (here comes my emulation of you, note the use of capitalized letters:) LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG posts.
I do apologize for how my colleagues acted to those other people, but really, it was people who hadn’t commented before (that I had seen) and were not leaving comments about LiO. They were just commenting to be dicks, and you can see how that might get a bad response from us.
Yeah we have a clique, and from your posts it seems you’re a bit jealous.
I am formally extending an invite to you from the Hiatus Crew. We would love someone of your intelligence and writing ability to join us.
Think about it.
You know what they say.
If you can’t beat us…
July 9, 2009 at 6:44 pm
… if Chris doesn’t care then why the fuck are you fighting them? There would be no more Nondrick if it were’nt for them. People would get bored, and stop checking. You don’t post enought to make up for them.
May 13, 2009 at 8:19 pm
You fucking son of a bitch, now you made me a tad crossed. We have been waiting and waiting for nondrick for 7 fucking months here, and you come here and call us spammers? You see, once you are on a comments section for more than half of a year, you run out of fucking things to talk about. I’m not going to eradicate you, I’ll just let Joeman bite you in the crotch and then piss all over you.
May 13, 2009 at 8:24 pm
Way to go!
May 14, 2009 at 2:45 am
Aye, thank you for the compliment, especially your little meltdown is what provoked me to this: see, when someone with NO AUTHORITY WHATSOEVER decides to have the GALL AND TEMERITY to try to ORDER me to “follow our rules or be eradicated”, I have this little thing in me called *spite* – I just HAVE to do the very thing these supposed ‘order givers’ want me to do.
Time to reap what you have sown, karma-boy…
July 27, 2009 at 6:48 am
Dear god…I think jaded ACTUALLY thinks its being smart!
May 13, 2009 at 9:56 pm
I don’t like the look of this.
Guys, my guess is that if Chris reads BOTH ends of this arguement, we’re all going to be banned.
So vadermath, let’s just try to ignore the spammers(did you see the other comments he made higher up? It’s the same thing over and over and over again).
May 14, 2009 at 2:50 am
Personally, I’d like that – it would actually mean the Comment pages *for*Nondrick’s*non-adventures* would have a greater percentage of posts ACTUALLY ABOUT Nondrick’s non-adventures (aren’t I just such a silly nitwit for wanting such an ILLOGICAL thing???)
I could really be content with not being able to post comments here if it would mean I didn’t have to scroll through page after page of IRRELEVANT TRIPE just to see what *genuine* Nondrick fans had to say ABOUT NONDRICK.
But in all honesty, if Chris really gave hoot about ANYTHING said here in this blog’s commentary, he would’ve taken action a LOOOONG time ago.
Of course, his disinclination to enact ANY sort of moderation here is part of the reason I feel compelled to act…
July 9, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Wait…. the person against non-Nondrick “spam” wants Nondrick spam now? That’s like fighting the war on terror by using terrorists from our own country. Then the world becomes FO3-esque.
May 13, 2009 at 10:38 pm
Okay, look. Jaded, first of all, since you’ve been spurting the same logo and the practically the same comments over and over again, aren’t you contributing to the “spam”?
Second of all, if Chris seriously hated our comments from Bitter Brew, then why didn’t he just tell us when he made this post if it was costing him extra money or space? If it made him so mad, then he’d say “stop spamming.”
Third of all, I seriously doubt that Chris even reads these comments.
Fourth, we aren’t just “spammers”. I’m a serious fan of all of Chris’s work. I’ve read everything on Notmydesk, I’ve memorized some of the Concerned comics, I’ve reread this blog multiple times, and I loved 1fort until it closed. The reason we’re “spamming” is because we’re all friends (kinda) and this is our way of communicating.
Fifth, even if we never came to the blog, there wouldn’t be comments about Nondrick or anything, as you suggest. Look at the Day Five post. Fifteen comments. Sure, you might say that it was simply because the blog wasn’t popular then, but then look at Day ten and eleven. 26 comments. Hell, even if you look at this post, the comments that have anything Nondrick related only add up to around 20. So sure, you could post more about Nondrick, but it doesn’t matter because no one would reply or actually have a meaningful conversation about Nondrick.
So, let’s say right now we left (I’m being hypothetical here). In less then three days, no one will ever comment here again ’till the next post, and then in less then four days from that post, that comments section would be barren.
So you really want to destroy our group for a pointless cause?
May 13, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Huzzah, sir.
May 14, 2009 at 4:26 am
Well, firstly, yeah. I would have to agree that I’m contributing to exactly the same problem; I doubt any of my comments within the last month or even three months have had ANYTHING to do with “Livin’ in Oblivion”.
But there’s this little injunction on how to fight fires…
Secondly – and thirdly, as well – I agree. I’m pretty sure that Chris neither reads nor CARES about the commentary that carries on here on his own (project-specific) blog. But isn’t that worrisome? Is it part of his disinclination to carry on with Nondrick’s ‘non-adventures’? And one would have to wonder WHY…
Fourthly, not “just ’spammers’”, so you admit to filling a game blog with comments that have NOTHING TO DO WITH IT? Thank you for owning up to that.
Also fourthly, yes, you’re a fan, and all your friends are too – you’d HAVE to be otherwise you’d NEVER have posted ANY comment.
But you know what? So am I, and PK, and CMOT dibbler, and so are MANY more people whom we will NEVER know the names of, because they DON’T comment. You don’t *have* to comment to be an avid reader of Nondrick’s life…although you pretty much have to be a FAN to be a commenter. (this would be so much easier to describe in a Venn diagram…*sigh*)
ANYWAY, my point is that JUST because one is a fan, does NOT mean that one HAS to post comment after comment, and shrink the page’s scroll bar to a seven-pixel nub. Especially when one’s comments have NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BLOG, the GAME, or the BLOGGER.
Indeed, one could argue that those who post off-topic comments are *less* fans than others, since they obviously don’t care enough about Nondrick et al. to RESTRICT THEIR COMMENTS to the TOPIC AT HAND; they disrespect the PURPOSE of the commentary…
And yet another note that creeps out of fourthly: I don’t mind that you and your friends are just that – FRIENDS. Indeed, I applaud you for reaching through an inherently impersonal medium and making bonds with others. Nor do I begrudge you all your creativity; I’m not much of a fan of rap, but Putzy’s rhymes are quite catchy.
What I DO take umbrage with is WHERE YOU GATHER, and your DISREGARD FOR THE APPROPRIATENESS OF YOUR BEHAVIOUR.
I must ask, is this a compulsion for you? Do you go into the library to play touch football? Do you go to biker bars to sing opera? Do you go to church/temple/etc. to watch DVDs? Do you go to the sports arena/ice rink/stadium to do your taxes?
Do you begin to understand how all your posts look to OTHER PEOPLE, people who might – Gods forbid – think that the comment page on a BLOG ABOUT OBLIVION should…
…you know…
…HAVE COMMENTS ABOUT OBLIVION?
And then fifthly, yes – so? How is that in any way a BAD thing? (oh, and I got curious and there’s 24 comments on this page actually relating to the topic…as of midnight Thursday EDT)
Do you know how many blogs are out there that NEVER get ANY comments AT ALL? And I don’t mean ones with commentary blocked or turned off, I mean ones that not only have it enabled, but every blogpost made includes an appeal for feedback?
I think a blog that gets twentyish RELEVANT replies to even a ‘no blogpost today, but I haven’t forgotten you or given up on this; honest!’ is PRETTY SUCCESSFUL. Not in a position to threaten PerezH or Lifehacker or Kotaku or The Consumerist, etc. etc., but still, something with actual regular readers that have the guts to SPEAK BACK to the blogger.
This leads me to think on a particular interest of mine: narrative prose. Being online, I tend to find and affiliate with communities that encourage each others’ writing hobbies, and share their works with the public. In most of these communities, a recurring anthem can be heard: “If you liked what you read, please reply to the author, since praise is the only payment they get.”
If that’s the case, what does that make the “Hiatus Crew”? A pack of muggers, or just simply a pack of loiterers that stand in front of the checkout?
ANYWAYS, why even make this point #5 of yours, Addicted? Do you think that this is some shallow popularity contest with the ONLY means of measuring same being the number of comments on your blog? Why do you consider twenty-odd comments “barren”?
My point that you either misunderstood or ignored (I’m leaning toward the former, to be honest) is that there ARE comments about Nondrick, but they’re so buried under pages and pages of off-topic chaff, that they might as well be invisible. *IF* Chris were to read the commentary pages looking for encouragement to continue, how do you think he would feel after an average page? (Because that IS the *purpose* of a comment page for a blog – feedback to the author/blogger.)
And lastly, who said a) that I wanted to DESTROY this group, or b) that this cause is ‘pointless’?
I’ve been appealing for TOPICALITY; if you’re going to make a comment on the NONDRICK BLOG, maybe – JUST *MAYBE* – you should be making a comment ABOUT the Nondrick blog?
For more on b) just look back through previous paragraphs.
Further on a): again, I’m not opposed to the group. It bears repeating that the formation of just a thing is admirable out here on ‘teh wildz intarwebs’. And I don’t object to WHAT THIS GROUP DOES. Again, the raps are pretty interesting, and some of the Tales are quite fascinating, and the prospect of a ‘forum RPG’ style group-written narrative sounds quite promising (I’ve participated in a number over the years – including one right now – and when done right, they’re A WHOLE HOOT FULL OF FUN)
The only thing I’m taking issue with is WHERE you’re doing what you’re doing. You’re playing ludo in the strip club. You’re assembling IKEA in a mosh pit. You’re playing horseshoes on the stock market floor.
Regardless of how awesome and funny and entertaining all this stuff is, IT DOESN’T BELONG HERE.
May 17, 2009 at 6:58 am
Sorry, that took a while, but i think i get the gist.
You want to get rid of the awesome and entertaining stuff on this blog? That means the only thing left will be your comments. Who would want to read them?
July 9, 2009 at 7:06 pm
“I must ask, is this a compulsion for you? Do you go into the library to play touch football?” Yes, if the only books there, I’ve already re-read several times, and other people are gonna join in. “Do you go to biker bars to sing opera?” Hmm… yes, if there’s nothing else to do, and others are joining in, why the hell not? “Do you go to church/temple/etc. to watch DVDs?” If there are no sermons on that day, and others are too. “Do you go to the sports arena/ice rink/stadium to do your taxes?” Sure, of there are no games on, and you can enjoy the company of your fellow tax do-ers. “Do you post non-Nondrick related posts on a Nondrick related blog?” Yes, if there’s nothing new on it, and I’m enjoying myself by do-ing it with others, and helping to stop the sit never being used again, ’cause there’s nothing to talk about. Peace.
May 14, 2009 at 1:04 am
i feel like making a rap about the size of jaded empires penis.
IT WOULDN’T BE VERY LONG!
ZING!
May 14, 2009 at 1:11 am
but seriously guys, dont worry about jaded empire. He’s probably just some little 12 year old having a tantrum ‘cos his mum won’t buy him chocolate milk.
May 14, 2009 at 2:40 am
Oh, so wanting discussion in a comments about Nondrick to BE ABOUT NONDRICK is “a pointless cause”? Thank you for validating my beliefs about YOUR ’cause’ here, Addicted.
Also, guess what: *I* have been waiting for Nondrick for seven fucking months, too; and guess what? I don’t have this irrational compulsion to clog up someone else’s storage quota with MY off-topic discussion.
“once you are on a comments section for more than half of a year, you run out of fucking things to talk about. ”
Yes, and you know what? *SENSIBLE* people SHUT UP at that point and go do other things. If you want to interact with your friends (and I don’t deny you have become friends, nor do I *begrudge* that friendship) you might want to use MEANS DESIGNED FOR THAT PURPOSE.
I’m just trying to get you all to realize how badly you’re HIJACKING this blog from its intended purpose, and what a BAD impression you’re making on potential Nondrick fans (CMOT dibbler, for example)
Because if someone were to come along wanting to make a comment on how much they like Nondrick and his ‘non-adventures’, they WOULD have to scroll past all the guff and PERSONAL CONVERSATIONS that are going on, before they could get to the comment form. And if there’s a huge list of comments that have NOTHING to do with Chris, Oblivion, Nondrick, or the like, they may well wonder if their complimentary comment will even be visible amongst all this chaff…
…if you’re trying to kill off interest in Chris’ ‘non-adventure’ experiment, excellent job.
July 9, 2009 at 7:09 pm
“Also, guess what: *I* have been waiting for Nondrick for seven fucking months, too; and guess what? I don’t have this irrational compulsion to clog up someone else’s storage quota with MY off-topic discussion.
“once you are on a comments section for more than half of a year, you run out of fucking things to talk about. ”
Yes, and you know what? *SENSIBLE* people SHUT UP at that point and go do other things. If you want to interact with your friends (and I don’t deny you have become friends, nor do I *begrudge* that friendship) you might want to use MEANS DESIGNED FOR THAT PURPOSE.”
….if we stopped talking then the site would fucking die. They’re keeping interest. They’re keeping people reading there comments until Chris gets back to writing.
May 14, 2009 at 2:51 am
boo fucking hoo
dont like it? I dont care. Nobody does. Just go and masturbate in the dark alone, crying and fantasising of a life thats slightly less depressing than your own.
May 14, 2009 at 2:57 am
im 6 and a murderer
July 9, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Hey, Nonny Nonny.
May 14, 2009 at 3:05 am
hey, that rhymed!
yo, yo, just go
masturbate in the dark alone
cryin’ an’ dreamin’ of life less shit than your own
No-one cares
and they never have
just quiet down
you stupid spaz.
yeah, yeah, I’ll cause you pain
bitch get outside into the rain
wait rain? i thought it was summer
i wanted to swim muthufucka!
that was fun
I’m gonna stop now
if you dont know how to rap
just ask me how!
May 14, 2009 at 4:41 am
Cute, mostly funny. Not bad.
But there’s one thing I take REALLY issue with:
♫Don’t ever use the ‘b’ word with me, little boy♫
♫’Specially if you ever wanna play with your toy♫
♫A Putz just one-third is sure what you’ll be♫
♫’Cause the other two-thirds will be leaving with me♫
Honestly, whatever in the (original) name of “Jaded Empath” (thanks for unconsciously making me seem more powerful than I am with “empire”) gave you the impression that I’M A GUY?
May 14, 2009 at 8:24 pm
BOOBS!!!
July 9, 2009 at 7:12 pm
AHAHAHA!
July 27, 2009 at 6:52 am
you are definately a guy. Only a guy could waste so much time and effort in a pointless cause.
May 14, 2009 at 3:21 am
Alright guys. It’s been fun. But really, how much longer do you think we should be doing this? I mean, maybe “irrelevant spam” is right. Maybe all we are doing is discouraging new fans and Chris from having anything to do with this. And with people like Putz and vadermath (love you guys) just being dicks back, it doesn’t help our image. I don’t want to contribute to hosting fees. I don’t even know if I want to contribute to the hostility in here anymore. My commenting is going to start being few and far between because I just don’t want to see something I have followed for so long be destroyed because of me. I may start using the forum a bit more, but even then, it doesn’t feel like this used to. This is starting to sound like a break-up letter, and maybe it is.
Buzzkill.
Peace out,
The Green Lantern.
P.S. The Hiatus Crew are the most asskickingest, awesome, brutal, badass, and fun people on the internet right now. So if any of you give them any lip, I’ll slice out your liver.
May 14, 2009 at 1:32 pm
You will be missed.
July 9, 2009 at 7:13 pm
You…you’re kidding right? JADED YOU FUCKING BASTARD ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!?! HU? ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY NOW?
May 14, 2009 at 4:52 am
fine fine. sorry jaded whatever the hell your name is.
but green lantern, I thought our relationship had a future! I planned my life around you, and now you leave me with two kids and no house?
JOKING
Shame that you are not gunna post wid us much anymore, but just remember that Chris is a reasonable guy. He would warn us to stop with a pissed off comment or post and we would all stammer apologies and swear we would never do it again. Just like always.
FIVE DAYZ TIL PARTAYZ BIZZATCHES
May 14, 2009 at 6:33 am
Hey.
Nondrick is awesome! How cool is he? Remember that one where he had the horse on the boat? and then he got attacked by ghosts?
That was sweet…
May 14, 2009 at 6:36 am
Right, is that enough on topic comments? can we get back to the random crap now?
Dear Jaded:
Our comments are an attempt to keep a slowly dying website alive. Surely you have seen or heard of many websites that the people eventually lose interest in. They fade away and get shut down.
Now, I’m not saying that it will happen here, but our constant posts make that less of a possibility. We are playing the odds, and we will do anything to steer them in our favour.
Yours sincerely, Midgets 01 – 53
May 14, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Well, now it’s 26 out of 316 that are TOPICAL (soon to be 317 with this); all-in-all, that’s a REALLY piss-poor signal:noise ratio.
NO, I do NOT want you to ‘get back to random crap’ HERE. You just aren’t paying any attention, are you?
“attempt to keep a slowly-dying website alive” What? By rendering the feedback page USELESS? To totally cut off any meaningful responses of ACTUAL encouragement from ever being seen by the blogger? To the extent that he will likely NEVER look at the comments EVER AGAIN? To effectively silence anyone (including yourself) who will EVER post praise from ever getting through to him?
I understand how all this started (remember I’ve been following this blog long before “Hiatus” myself), you originally banded together to ENCOURAGE CHRIS TO POST =MORE=.
Worked great, hasn’t it?
Since the spamming up of his comments pages began, Chris has posted far LESS frequently: usually from thirty to NINETY comments for a post UP TO “Hiatus” – and the “sorry I’m not posting more” ones were NOT the fewest replied-to – and it would be at least a couple of posts a month, or more.
Then, FIVE HUNDRED comments to the Hiatus post, TWELVE HUNDRED to A Bitter Brew and so far THREE HUNDRED to Nondrick Update.
Two ‘non-posts’, and a single continuation to Nondrick’s “non-adventure”, in seven months.
Good job.
You know, there’s a word for constantly doing the same thing and expecting a *DIFFERENT* result…
In fact, IIRC, at one point, your “crew” THREATENED A CRUDE DENIAL OF SERVICE ATTACK on ALL OF CHRIS’ BLOGS. Way to show your support for someone you like – I’d hate to think what y’all did on MOTHER’S DAY.
Just realize that what you’re doing is WRONG; it’s a perversion of what this feedback page is FOR. And I don’t put up with people who hijack things and use them for PERSONAL purposes that have NOTHING to do with what they were INTENDED FOR.
Let me make an analogy for you: This blog is essentially an abandoned house; the light, heat and water are all still on and kept up by the owner, but he hasn’t been by and its doubtful if he will EVER come back.
You all are a bunch of SQUATTERS; trespassing and unlawful habitation are what you’re doing, even if you don’t INTEND on harming anyone.
Me? I’m not the homeowner, nor am I someone hired by him. I’m not the cops, either.
I’m THE FUCKING NEIGBOURHOOD WATCH, bitches.
I can’t arrest you, I can’t even enter the home legally myself, but I *can* sure-as-hell knock on the door and shine my flashlight in the windows until you get the point and LEAVE.
And *again* I neither begrudge you your Nondrick fandom, nor your fun ‘other activites’, but would simply be satisfied if you confined your posts here to Nondrick-related praise/criticism – even to the supposed ‘detriment’ of the comment count – and take your fun-but-irrelevant stuff ELSEWHERE. There’s OOODLES of sites on the Internet that permit and ENCOURAGE general discussion. USE THEM.
And if your circle of friends can’t survive transitioning to somewhere else – I guess those bonds of friendship aren’t very strong, are they?
May 14, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Oh, YEAH – I totally thought Nondrick was a goner when he went onto that shipwreck!
…Or how about ‘his way with women?’ Isn’t it just hilarious that the majority of the bandits that attack Nondrick are FEMALE? (Maybe it’s his facial features; they are so repulsed they have to rid him from Tamriel?
)
July 27, 2009 at 6:54 am
You write too much.
July 9, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Backwards horseys ARE funny…… (hmm maybe we CAN do this?)
May 14, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Okay, guys. I think that maybe we should stop posting COMPLETELY for a while, and then let’s see how the site fares. I get about 30 e-mails a day that tell me of a new comment on here(I’ve subscribed to the comments). So let’s see how many days it takes to reach 30 e-mails from here, shall we? Maybe we’ll stop for a week and see what happens. So I think that everyone should get and post their own e-mail addresses so that we can communicate via the MSN chatting. After a week, we’ll come back and have a look at the site. C’mon guys, give it a try. If you guys don’t agree with me, that’s sad, but at least I’ll stop commenting for a week(if I manage
). Oh and Jaded! You don’t have to scroll down all the way down. Just press the slider and drag it all the way down. I mentioned this on the Bitter Brew comment section. With this method, it’ll take about 2-3 seconds to get all the way down here. So Jaded, be happy now that you’ve got rid of at least two of us from the Hiatus Crew. Hopefully the rest for a week too.
May 15, 2009 at 5:54 pm
You know what, Michael? The site fares JUST FINE without all the spam; indeed, one could conclude that Chris has lost interest MORE QUICKLY because of the complete ruination of the comment pages for their INTENDED PURPOSE: giving feedback to Chris.
And sorry, but I have trouble finding the scroll bar when it’s only about THREE PIXELS wide due to hundreds of off-topic comments being on the page, and I SHOULDN’T HAVE SUCH TROUBLE; the method used to scroll down doesn’t matter – ALL of them become more difficult and more time-consuming because of this irrelevant stuff. And don’t just think about my ‘inconvenience’ (heck, I had the patience and determination to CHECK every post here for topicality, didn’t I?)
THINK OF WHAT A NEW NONDRICK FAN IS CONFRONTED WITH WHEN THEY DECIDE TO PRAISE CHRIS:
“Wow, that was GREAT; I’m gonna tell this guy how much he RAWKS!”
*begins scrolling*
“Whoa…this is gonna take like *forever*; nevermind…”
The fact is, people have really short attention spans; I think I’m a bit of freak in that respect, but I’ll confess that even MY ‘persistence’ in something has gotten shorter as I get older. If you make someone wait “a few seconds” before they can do something on teh intarwebs, they WILL lose interest.
None of that is the fault of the Hiatus Crew – it’s our human nature, such as it is – but doing something that TRIGGERS that loss of interest IS…
—
Vanderman: What gives me the right? The same right that permits you to vandalize someone ELSE’s blog with irrelevant posts that have NOTHING to do WITH THE BLOG, to tell other people who don’t think the same way you do to “shut the hell up”.
And really, if you think a mere two-day spat and a couple of people deciding to ‘chill out’ for a while is going to “break the Hiatus Crew”, you yourself don’t give it much credit – I certainly have more faith in it than that.
But again, you are masterfully missing my point: I do NOT want the Hiatus Crew *broken*up*. I do NOT want you to leave LiO altogether, I do NOT even want you to STOP the silly stuff.
I just want you to do all those fun things *SOMEWHERE*APPROPRIATE*. I want you to CONFINE your comments ON THIS BLOG to thing ABOUT THE BLOG.
In fact, I think we might have come up with an acceptable compromise: see below!
Or do you STILL persist in rigid, narrow-minded thinking that anyone who in ANY way criticizes you AT ALL is a diametrically-opposed enemy ONLY seeks your UTTER DESTRUCTION that you MUST resist totally?
—
The Master Of The Possimpible: No. I won’t shut up; I’ve put up with this lot doing every stupid thing they can think of EXCEPT compliment Chris (denial of service attack against all of Chris’ blogs, anyone?) for seven months, and I cannot take it any more.
And as for “CAUSING arguments” I only flew off the handle and let loose with my aggressions IN RESPONSE to profane insults by ‘Crew members’ attacking other posters; I stepped up IN THEIR DEFENSE (because nothing twigs me off faster than a pack of bullies picking on someone with no valid authority behind them).
Michael and vandermath may have started this argument with their “you’re not a fan, WE’RE the fans, do what WE SAY” and “SHUT UP OR BE ERADICATED”, but believe me, I *WILL* FINISH IT.
Yeah, BEFORE my patience snapped, there WERE very few arguments – because the ‘Hiatus Crew’ stifled and intimidated anyone who disagreed with what they did. Tyranny much?
Now, -if- CHRIS happened to be a participant in all this, I wouldn’t have a problem. It’s his blog, and if he wants to turn it into a discussion room, so be it. But it’s become pretty clear that he is NOT, and guess what, folks: it’s NOT YOUR BLOG, it’s HIS. No, it’s no more mine than yours, but that doesn’t make YOUR VANDALISM ANY LESS an insult to EVERYONE. Let me reiterate:
THIS IS NOT *YOUR* BLOG.
Also, please, please PLEASE try to comprehend this:
Hiatus Crew != Nondrick / Livin’ in Oblivion.
Just because YOU post here DOES NOT MEAN the site is any more ‘alive’ than if you DON’T. And if you stop spamming up its comment pages does NOT mean it will ‘die’. This site was doing JUST fine with maybe 10-30 *topical* comments per post.
Now? With people posting hundreds of posts that have NOTHING to do with Nondrick, Oblivion or Chris? Nearly stopped completely.
If someone wanted to think LOGICALLY about these circumstances, they would conclude that the Hiatus Crew had an ADVERSE effect on the ‘health’ of this blog…
—
KingFrozen? Yeah, but one can use fire to fight fire, especially when it’s the only tool available…
—
Putzy: Sorry you don’t have the patience to read what I have to say, but it’s your loss.
—
Tharron: Yeah, you know what? That’s the POINT of ’shining a flashlight through a window on SQUATTERS ILLEGALLY LIVING IN SOMEONE ELSE’S HOUSE’
—
Putzy (again)
o_o
Well, THERE we go!
Okay, THIS is what I was getting at.
AGAIN, I do NOT want to see the Hiatus Crew break up. I don’t even want any of them banned from commenting here.
I’d LIKE to see comment moderation in force on this blog, but that’s up to Chris not me, and it’s clear he’s been losing interest in Nondrick ALREADY; having to try to ‘ride herd’ of a rowdy bunch like this would only sour him on the whole ‘non-adventure’ experiment all the faster…
But I really, really hope this helps, and allows the Hiatus Crew to thrive and enjoy themselves! Honestly, I wish you all well, and hope to still see you comment here…about *Nondrick*
(Really, another analogy would be talking during a movie; none of us own the theatre nor the film, but we’ve all ‘paid for a ticket’ – internet service is STILL not yet free, and the equipment to ACCESS all this stuff out here isn’t free either – and when one person’s behaviour disrupts the enjoyment of another AND there’s no ushers around to settle things, people WILL act up given enough aggravation for enough time…)
Again, best wishes for everyone.
And finally: GO ‘interested in Nondrick’-part-of-Chris’-brain!
May 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I hate you.
June 15, 2009 at 6:09 am
QFT Joeman. QF fucking T.
Stupid bitch needs to shut up and stop ruining my enjoyment of this site.
July 2, 2009 at 3:15 am
She finally shut up! Yayz!
July 9, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Stop using smileys…..it doesn’t make your post any better. I don’t want them to get there own blog to chat about stuff. They met here and they’re gonna stay here, that’s life, fucking deal with it.
July 27, 2009 at 6:57 am
I really, really don’t think it’s my loss to not read/care what you say.
Seriously. I don’t give a shit.
May 14, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Green Lantern, with you leaving, this is a sad day. Also, shut the hell up you “irrelevant spam” jerk. What gives you the right to tell anyone what to do. Do you know whose opinion I care about? Chris’. And that of the Hiatus guys. And nobody fucking else’s, especially not yours. I congratulate you, you have managed to break the Hiatus crew in a few posts. With Michael and Lantern leaving, this will be a sad place. Please guys, I urge you not to give up. I am really feeling dumb now, how could this happen? Chris will update someday, and you know what I think? I think he appreciates a few people that are keeping this place going more than a dick who is urging everyone to leave and let it die. But I will not give up, and we shall see who is of tougher build around here. I need you on MSN guys, c’mon.
May 14, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Would everybody please shut the fuck up?
LIOFNNIS! (Catchy!) Stop causing arguments, if you’re concerned about the quality of comments, please don’t drag them down further by causing arguments.
Before you came there were very, very few arguments in the comments, but when you showed up, the amount of arguments suddenly rose! What a coincidence!
Nondri: (Little known fact, regular commenter’s on the subject of Nondrick are actually known as Nondri) RELAX. If he’s that annoying, simply ignore him.
But since only comments in song get noticed…
♪I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves♪
♪I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, and this is how it goes♪
♪I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves, get on yer nerves♪
♪I know a song that’ll get on yer nerves, and this is how it goes♪
Repeat, ad infinitum
July 9, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I thought I knew you man….
May 14, 2009 at 10:16 pm
WOOOOO I haven’t heard that song in ages!
Vadermath, i will miss you!
AND to mister related comments, all the long ones that are actually noticeable are naught but spam, just as you are trying to fight against. As Michael has said, attempting to remove us only increase our will to stay. We are like a bad stink. Once you have found us, we won’t leave you alone (not the best analogy but the best i could come up with)
May 15, 2009 at 2:06 am
great wall of text everyone. didnt read a word. still gonna post comments here whenever I feel like it.
May 15, 2009 at 5:01 am
Hia guys. Well I havent posted much. Dont care bout the uhm nabour watch or however you call it (we don thave that sort of thing) sure is irritating if someone would shine in my window 24/7 :”P
to not work on the nerves of uhm..spamer something something. what about that episode where he stole all those plants! owh that was great!
And to add to the msns.
Nicopaz111@hotmail.com
Add me!
I know i havent bin much of the hiatus crew. but i was there from the beginning! till the end.. how did it end? we will one day tell our grand children about a ..neighborhood’s watch cop… it reminds me of mall cop… oh well
May 15, 2009 at 5:45 am
okkay, see you gus in a week.
May 15, 2009 at 8:01 am
we finally got our own website!
links in my name, so if any Crew members aren’t aware, go sign up and join!
GREAT IDEA MICHAEL
May 15, 2009 at 5:32 pm
ANYONE is invited to join.
If you prefer IRRELEVANT SPAM, that is. I guess I never realized that people getting together and biding they’re time until the next update pissed people off that badly. No one but us was commenting. IF someone were to come and start talking about Nondrick, we would have been happy to oblige them and join in the Non-love.
But, once again, no one was commenting. Hence why we were trying to keep this site alive.
So you may have won this battle, Tits McGee, but you haven’t won the war.
If you want more of what the comment section has been, come to http://www.hiatuscrew.webs.com and sign up. If you want the lonely existence that was this comment section before, have at it.
Peace.
May 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Also, fuck you, Irrelevant spam guy. And, yes, I like saying things plain and simple.
May 16, 2009 at 1:31 am
Huzzah! Hiatus Exodus!
Screw you Rameses! I mean Jaded Cynic.
May 16, 2009 at 12:05 pm
spam everyone loves spam, and horn
May 16, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Now then,
Our love of
Nondrick should make us
Disagree less and argue less,
Recently however, I have noticed that
I, and several other people who frequent the comments more than I,
Cannot seem to resist typing up a completely unrelated long rant about something.
K?
May 17, 2009 at 1:08 am
anyone else notice how that bitch went back to comments posted weeks ago just so she could post another novel-length whine about not talking about nondrick? Even though no-one will ever read them?
Talk about an ego trip.
May 17, 2009 at 2:56 am
Shut up, Putzy! We got kicked out, remember? We aren’t supposed to be here!
May 17, 2009 at 5:03 am
oh yeah! sorry!
*gone*
May 17, 2009 at 5:39 am
But seriously, she’s one crazy bitch.
May 17, 2009 at 7:00 am
Or he. There was no clarification on that matter.
May 17, 2009 at 8:26 am
Hey guys, whats going on in these comments.
May 17, 2009 at 11:46 am
Not much Jebus. The Hiatus crew got kicked out by a high and mighty, hypocritical self-proclaimed vigilante who obviously has nothing better to do than pick on people they wouldn’t have the guts to stand up to in real life, so preys on on the internet.
So, what’s been happening with you?
May 17, 2009 at 8:11 pm
you said
“You know what, Michael? The site fares JUST FINE without all the spam; indeed, one could conclude that Chris has lost interest MORE QUICKLY because of the complete ruination of the comment pages for their INTENDED PURPOSE: giving feedback to Chris.
And sorry, but I have trouble finding the scroll bar when it’s only about THREE PIXELS wide due to hundreds of off-topic comments being on the page, and I SHOULDN’T HAVE SUCH TROUBLE; the method used to scroll down doesn’t matter – ALL of them become more difficult and more time-consuming because of this irrelevant stuff. And don’t just think about my ‘inconvenience’ (heck, I had the patience and determination to CHECK every post here for topicality, didn’t I?)
THINK OF WHAT A NEW NONDRICK FAN IS CONFRONTED WITH WHEN THEY DECIDE TO PRAISE CHRIS:
“Wow, that was GREAT; I’m gonna tell this guy how much he RAWKS!”
*begins scrolling*
“Whoa…this is gonna take like *forever*; nevermind…”
The fact is, people have really short attention spans; I think I’m a bit of freak in that respect, but I’ll confess that even MY ‘persistence’ in something has gotten shorter as I get older. If you make someone wait “a few seconds” before they can do something on teh intarwebs, they WILL lose interest.
None of that is the fault of the Hiatus Crew – it’s our human nature, such as it is – but doing something that TRIGGERS that loss of interest IS”
I got bored after that, no one gives a fuck about your opinion and no one cares about what you say, it’s spam, but does anyone care? no.
“indeed, one could conclude that Chris has lost interest MORE QUICKLY because of the complete ruination of the comment pages for their INTENDED PURPOSE: giving feedback to Chris.”
no, don’t assume anything, your not in a postition to assume, what if chris liked it? have even folowig anything he says, he just never has time for it, am not saying he has time to read the comment box or not.
”
And sorry, but I have trouble finding the scroll bar when it’s only about THREE PIXELS ”
Go to specsavers, the scroll bar isn’t 3 pixels long, and your just exaggerating things.
“the method used to scroll down doesn’t matter – ALL of them become more difficult and more time-consuming because of this irrelevant stuff. And don’t just think about my ‘inconvenience’ (heck, I had the patience and determination to CHECK every post here for topicality, didn’t I?)”
The method used to scroll down does matter, am not sure about you but i really don’t give a shit about other people’s comments, it’s not inconvenient, don’t you have any pateince in life?, patience is a virtue, without it, your just a lost cub in a forest.
Your also lame enough to ACCTUALY read 300 odd commemts, and you said you have a short attention span.
THINK OF WHAT A NEW NONDRICK FAN IS CONFRONTED WITH WHEN THEY DECIDE TO PRAISE CHRIS:
“Wow, that was GREAT; I’m gonna tell this guy how much he RAWKS!”
*begins scrolling*
“Whoa…this is gonna take like *forever*; nevermind…”
No, it’s not going to take forever, it doesn’t even take any time at all, all you have to do is like the scrol bar up and down and your there, really quickly.
the Hiatus crew intrests me , they are there a good form of entertainment am not going to go on another site. plus if chris ACCTUALLY updates, then they propaply won’t even be haunting the comments
May 17, 2009 at 8:12 pm
you said
“You know what, Michael? The site fares JUST FINE without all the spam; indeed, one could conclude that Chris has lost interest MORE QUICKLY because of the complete ruination of the comment pages for their INTENDED PURPOSE: giving feedback to Chris.
And sorry, but I have trouble finding the scroll bar when it’s only about THREE PIXELS wide due to hundreds of off-topic comments being on the page, and I SHOULDN’T HAVE SUCH TROUBLE; the method used to scroll down doesn’t matter – ALL of them become more difficult and more time-consuming because of this irrelevant stuff. And don’t just think about my ‘inconvenience’ (heck, I had the patience and determination to CHECK every post here for topicality, didn’t I?)
THINK OF WHAT A NEW NONDRICK FAN IS CONFRONTED WITH WHEN THEY DECIDE TO PRAISE CHRIS:
“Wow, that was GREAT; I’m gonna tell this guy how much he RAWKS!”
*begins scrolling*
“Whoa…this is gonna take like *forever*; nevermind…”
The fact is, people have really short attention spans; I think I’m a bit of freak in that respect, but I’ll confess that even MY ‘persistence’ in something has gotten shorter as I get older. If you make someone wait “a few seconds” before they can do something on teh intarwebs, they WILL lose interest.
None of that is the fault of the Hiatus Crew – it’s our human nature, such as it is – but doing something that TRIGGERS that loss of interest IS”
I got bored after that, no one gives a shit about your opinion and no one cares about what you say, it’s spam, but does anyone care? no.
“indeed, one could conclude that Chris has lost interest MORE QUICKLY because of the complete ruination of the comment pages for their INTENDED PURPOSE: giving feedback to Chris.”
no, don’t assume anything, your not in a postition to assume, what if chris liked it? have even folowig anything he says, he just never has time for it, am not saying he has time to read the comment box or not.
”
And sorry, but I have trouble finding the scroll bar when it’s only about THREE PIXELS ”
Go to specsavers, the scroll bar isn’t 3 pixels long, and your just exaggerating things.
“the method used to scroll down doesn’t matter – ALL of them become more difficult and more time-consuming because of this irrelevant stuff. And don’t just think about my ‘inconvenience’ (heck, I had the patience and determination to CHECK every post here for topicality, didn’t I?)”
The method used to scroll down does matter, am not sure about you but i really don’t give a shit about other people’s comments, it’s not inconvenient, don’t you have any pateince in life?, patience is a virtue, without it, your just a lost cub in a forest.
Your also lame enough to ACCTUALY read 300 odd commemts, and you said you have a short attention span.
THINK OF WHAT A NEW NONDRICK FAN IS CONFRONTED WITH WHEN THEY DECIDE TO PRAISE CHRIS:
“Wow, that was GREAT; I’m gonna tell this guy how much he RAWKS!”
*begins scrolling*
“Whoa…this is gonna take like *forever*; nevermind…”
No, it’s not going to take forever, it doesn’t even take any time at all, all you have to do is like the scrol bar up and down and your there, really quickly.
the Hiatus crew intrests me , they are there a good form of entertainment am not going to go on another site. plus if chris ACCTUALLY updates, then they propaply won’t even be haunting the comments
May 17, 2009 at 8:53 pm
G is a pretty cool guy, eh makes good points and doesn’t afraid of anything.
Now that’s out of the way, is this the delay of the delay, or the delay of the delay of the delay?
I forgot.
May 18, 2009 at 12:55 am
G makes a lot of good points. Yes, I do admit that it might be annoying to have to scroll down to say, “Good job dude this RAWKS” but the thing I don’t get is that this isn’t even a post. It’s a post saying that there isn’t going to be a post. So, yeah, why do you care if we’re spamming this?
Anyway, it doesn’t matter, because we have our OWN website now to spam. Not as fun, but it shall do us well. Click my name to come join us if you want! Now I shall go.
May 18, 2009 at 7:14 am
good on ya g.
May 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Do you guys (Hiatus crew) have an IRC channel? If not I’ve made one on quakenet called #NondrickHiatus
May 19, 2009 at 6:56 am
What’s an IRC channel?
May 19, 2009 at 8:10 pm
Its a chat-channel for people with their interests. if you like pancake, you go chatting with pancakers. if you like tf2 you go chatting with heavys and demomen. and if you like waiting until the next hiatus will be announced, you go to #NondrickHiatus .
)
(google it
May 19, 2009 at 8:10 pm
I mean irc not #NondrickHiatus
May 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I’m Bored and seen as the Hiatus crew, which were a excellent source of entertainment have disappeared, or rather been shooed away by someone who is such a idiot, that i can’t comprehend how idiotic they acc-tually are, but ill give it a go, IDIOT, so in a peaceful protest i will spam this place.
WE WANT HIATUS CREW (AND A NEW NONDRICK UPDATE IF CHRIS IS LOOKING)
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU SHARE are one to share the same goals
May 20, 2009 at 6:21 am
Advice from a gorilla is never wrong!
(That is a reference to your name, not any aspect of your physical person.)
May 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I’m Bored and seen as the Hiatus crew, which were a excellent source of entertainment have disappeared, or rather been shooed away by someone who is such a idiot, that i can’t comprehend how idiotic they acc-tually are, but ill give it a go, IDIOT, so in a peaceful protest i will spam this place.
WE WANT HIATUS CREW (AND A NEW NONDRICK UPDATE IF CHRIS IS LOOKING)
COPY AND PASTE IF YOU SHARE THE SAME GOALS.
May 20, 2009 at 9:27 pm
I’m Bored and seen as the Hiatus crew, which were a excellent source of entertainment have disappeared, or rather been shooed away by someone who is such a idiot, that i can’t comprehend how idiotic they acc-tually are, but ill give it a go, IDIOT, so in a peaceful protest i will spam this place.
WE WANT HIATUS CREW (AND A NEW NONDRICK UPDATE IF CHRIS IS LOOKING)
COPY AND PASTE THIS. NOW!
May 20, 2009 at 9:28 pm
G NEEDS YOU NOW, FIGHT FOR THE HIATUS CREW
May 20, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Gah, don’t do that, then they’ll really accuse us of spamming! Don’t spam, it’s the last thing we want!
May 20, 2009 at 9:28 pm
COPY AND PASTE, SPAM.!!! NOW!
May 20, 2009 at 9:30 pm
DON’T
May 20, 2009 at 9:31 pm
Look, G, I appreciate the fact you’re trying to help us, but seriously, spamming will just hurt our reputation.
May 20, 2009 at 9:44 pm
y not, fighting the only way
May 20, 2009 at 9:49 pm
ok ignore my comments……………………………………………………………… until furthur notice, i still say down with people who think hiatus is irrelevant spam
May 20, 2009 at 10:17 pm
GUESS WHO’S BACK?!
My banning is finally over. And Jaded Empath. I’ve got around 35 emails from wordpress in a week. That’s what I usually get in one day. So, this site DOES NOT fair well without us. IT WILL DIE, YOU HEAR ME? So go somewhere else you attention whore, try 4chan – you’re not wanted here! Now GTFO! Also, I regret nothing.
May 20, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Wow.
We actually had a pro-hiatus protest there for a second.
Good on ya, G.
May 20, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Sorry, I just thought that spamming would give even more reason for the other guys to hate us. I still think we should stick to the Hiatus blog for a little while.
May 20, 2009 at 11:36 pm
better listen to the wise Gorilla in the corner:
keep on talking about sensless things like “protests against people who only comment updated blogs” … You could learn something from it! like did you know that when you put your wiener into a microwaved banana, it does not feel like a real vagina?
May 21, 2009 at 5:59 am
That is something i never wanted to know.
Ever.
May 21, 2009 at 6:02 am
EVER
May 21, 2009 at 10:05 am
Shit, now I can’t sleep. EVER.
May 21, 2009 at 11:35 am
Gorillas love bananas
May 21, 2009 at 12:37 pm
I think we’re all MISSING THE POINT.
“a week or so” Well that’s the delay of the delay being missed, so the delay of the delay is delayed.
Great work lying to your readers there, Christophles.
May 21, 2009 at 3:11 pm
I love reading this comments, but I’m far to scared to get involved. One of you might break me with your words
May 21, 2009 at 3:22 pm
*these comments even.
May 21, 2009 at 6:46 pm
Don’t worry, Jebus, we don’t bite. Well, the goat might bite you. But never mind him!
You can join us at the link in my name
May 22, 2009 at 2:56 am
YOU BROKE RULE ONE!!!
And I quote, “Thou shalt always capitalize Goat”.
May 22, 2009 at 3:14 pm
D’oh!
May 21, 2009 at 7:35 pm
And then we break you. With our fucking teeth.
May 21, 2009 at 8:14 pm
So the whole “a weeks time” thing was a load of bullshit?
May 22, 2009 at 7:24 am
No, one of us waited a week. See if you can guess who!
May 22, 2009 at 11:05 am
Uhm.. 46?
May 22, 2009 at 11:14 am
Green Lantern did.
July 15, 2009 at 12:08 pm
what, dupersude?
May 22, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Fucking hell it took me over 2 minutes to scroll to the bottom of this page on my iPod. I hope jaded comes back, the only time you guys ever say anything worth Reading is when you’re arguing with him.
May 26, 2009 at 2:59 pm
you are probably jaded for all we know.
May 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm
That’s impressive!
How long did it take you to scroll to the bottom of A Bitter Brew?
May 22, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Probably a couple of hours.
May 22, 2009 at 6:45 pm
That’s dedication!
May 22, 2009 at 5:54 pm
BY YOUR HIATUS POWERS COMBINED, I AM The Giant, Straight Edge Blue Flashlight Darth Literacy25 aka Mike
May 22, 2009 at 9:11 pm
Ha yeh I kinda had to stop Reading your comments after u passed the 1000 comment point, I was developing a repetetive strain injury. Sorry bowt coming off as a dick before, endless scrolling gets me angry and frustrated.
May 23, 2009 at 12:18 am
Theres a scroll bar on the side of the screen. Click and drag. Lots more efficient.
I don’t like when people complain about easily solved problems.
Please don’t summon the Irrelevant Spam.
May 23, 2009 at 12:44 am
I agree. I’ve told you about this several times. If you don’t listen, then don’t complain about it.
May 23, 2009 at 10:27 am
Nah mate u don’t understand, don’t have a pc Atm so am checking updates via iPod touch, so the scrolling takes a while : )
May 23, 2009 at 12:27 pm
There are people who don’t have an ipod either. Should we send the comments in bat-sign form to the sky so they can view it?
Just kidding, but it seems you shall have to live with it. I had computer problems for the past week, so I had to view the blog via mobile phone. You can’t begin to imagine the pain…
May 23, 2009 at 6:35 pm
Sweet sassy molassy!
Was it an iphone at least?
May 24, 2009 at 7:15 am
Nope. Samsung. Fucking Z240. HORROR.
May 24, 2009 at 12:10 pm
@vadermath: When did your icon change?
May 24, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Security Breach!
May 24, 2009 at 7:03 pm
friends, do you want to know another wise thing from your friend “the gorilla in the corner”?
May 24, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Of course! Go ahead.
May 24, 2009 at 8:36 pm
I am no impostor, I assure you. Ask me any Hiatus Crew security question, you shall see it is me. A few days back, I decided to try the new Windows 7, instead of this crappy Vista. But just to be sure, I set up a dual-boot, so I can keep both OS’. I can’t remember the website and email I put in the comments section the last time, so I put new ones. Naturally, my pic changed.
THE RED SPY IS IN THE BASE! WE MUST PROTECT THE BRIEFCASE!
May 24, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Uh.. hey! It’s still here!
Anyway, you used to put in FALSE information? If so, the Red Spy is indeed in the base! Ha ha!
May 25, 2009 at 10:46 am
Is the Hiatus crew back?
May 25, 2009 at 11:17 am
inb4 update
May 25, 2009 at 11:21 am
Pretty much, Irrelevant spam has left
May 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
WHERE
May 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
IS
May 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
OUR
May 25, 2009 at 5:36 pm
UPDATE
May 25, 2009 at 5:37 pm
It doesn’t exist..yet.
May 25, 2009 at 6:32 pm
bollocks
May 26, 2009 at 7:12 am
You have just summed up all our feelings.
Thanks for making all our previous comments irrelevant.
May 26, 2009 at 2:42 pm
All the previous comments are irrelevant but the ones after that arn’t. Like mine.P.s if the Hiatus crew is back how come so few people posted yesterday????????????????????????????????????????????
Post it’s beneficial to your health.
Now to use this comment box “properly” WHERE IS OUR UPDATE??? IT’S BEEN MORE THEN A WEEEK, A MONTH EVEN.
£$€ The Pound The Doller The Euro
¦(º·º)¦
May 26, 2009 at 2:44 pm
UPDATE!!! ¦(`·´)¦
May 26, 2009 at 3:02 pm
my icon might change 2 since i have a laptop now
but i dont have internet yet so dont worry about it yet…
May 26, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Well I guess I can put off that suicide for a little longer
May 26, 2009 at 3:36 pm
To please all audiences;
*relevant* Come on Chris, we want our update! Like, now!
*irrelevant* Watermelon vs Coconut I go for coconut, they’re awesome.
May 26, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Watermelon, they’re tastier, plus they’re bigger. MORE OM NOMS.
May 26, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Relevant- Will Nondrick drink the potion?
Irrelevant- Watermelon, I hate coconut
May 26, 2009 at 7:50 pm
*Thinks to myself* Dang, everyone goes against me!
*uses my super powers as Vice President to change my former statement to Watermelon, even if it says ‘coconut’, that was a typo. Okay?* Of course Watermelons are tastier!
May 27, 2009 at 7:08 am
Coconut. You can do more with it. Coconut ice, those drinks, horse galloping sounds….
May 27, 2009 at 10:44 am
I don’t like coconuts so watermelons.
i wonder if nondrick will drink a coconut
May 27, 2009 at 11:38 am
@G: Update? I am beginning to think we shall not receive it soon…you see, the whole purpose of the Hiatus Crew is (except talking) waiting for an update. We are like the Illuminati, waiting for centuries to take down THE POPE. Just in our case, the POPE is boredom. And if anyone asks, yes, I have been reading Angels and Daemons…
July 9, 2009 at 7:40 pm
YAY!
May 27, 2009 at 1:05 pm
*insert generic update cry here*
May 27, 2009 at 4:43 pm
I’ll insert something.
May 27, 2009 at 5:38 pm
in chris’s anus
May 27, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Dude, uncalled for.
The printer was just low on paper…
May 27, 2009 at 7:29 pm
And just in case any of you HAVEN’T seen it yet…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA
Seriously, I’ve been jamming to this for the past few days.
He’ll save children, but not the British children.
May 27, 2009 at 9:36 pm
Man. I haven’t updated my blog in like 10 days and I feel ashamed… I wonder how Chris feels.
By the way today is my birthday and I updated it. Something is wrong with this picture.. isn’t it you guys who are supposed to update it FOR me?
May 27, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Lol, probably, Happy Birthday!
May 28, 2009 at 8:06 am
I have no blog. But if i did, I would, just for you!
May 28, 2009 at 9:23 am
oh yeah, it was my birthday on the nineteenth.
forgot to go attention hunting!
May 28, 2009 at 10:57 am
My birthday’s soon! Just telling you guys now, so you can buy me all presents and plan a party.
May 28, 2009 at 9:00 pm
presents?
eer Addicted is a spy!
May 28, 2009 at 9:17 pm
Nah, I’m too cool to be a spy.
May 28, 2009 at 9:23 pm
It’s true.
One time he showed me his stash of cool.
I have to go to my happy place now…
May 29, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Birthday? Don’t forget to invite me! And do not offer cake, THE CAKE IS A LIE! Offer pie instead, apple or blue berry pie.
May 29, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Or lemon meringue!
May 29, 2009 at 2:43 pm
What do you guys think about a pinata?
May 29, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Bring a piñata!
May 29, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Just out of random curiosity, where the hell did irrelevant spam dissappear to? Not that i want him? her? IT here, but it does make you wonder where it’s gone….. also i’ve decided to …..
May 30, 2009 at 5:58 am
Get a pinata? They really are awesome
May 30, 2009 at 2:44 pm
The pinata will be in the fat and ugly shape of Irrelevant Spam.
May 30, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Good idea. I can’t wait to smack Jaded Empath.
May 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm
With a stick!
May 30, 2009 at 5:42 pm
With spikes on!
May 30, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Coffee Vs. Hair Straighteners
May 31, 2009 at 12:00 am
Coffee.
I don’t know if anyone else is getting as annoyed as I am over these pre E3 game leaks, but they really need to stop.
What’s the use of E3 if there is nothing left to wow us with?
Also, the PSP Go looks fucking retarded. Sony, you can only fail me so many times. There had better be a FFVII remake in the near future, or else.
May 31, 2009 at 12:01 am
And it had better not go to Micro$oft.
(Not a fanboy, just wish I could get some use out of my PS3)
May 31, 2009 at 12:09 am
I hope there’s a post on June 1st about how he missed updating in May
May 31, 2009 at 10:07 am
Coffee. What would I do without it?
May 31, 2009 at 11:35 am
Coffee. I have short hair, so there is really no need to straighten it.
I may have thought that through too much….
May 31, 2009 at 11:44 am
Its been almost a month!
Please try to find the time to update soon, I want to know if Nondrik will drink the potion!!!
May 31, 2009 at 7:25 pm
What if I have a pinata, a pie (in the shape of a goat!) and gift bags? Everyone loves gift bags, right?
May 31, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Addicted!! You broke against law 1 paragraph §1;
‘Thou shalt always capitalize Goat’! How are we going to punish him?
May 31, 2009 at 7:42 pm
GOD! WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET THAT ONE?
Oh, no wait. It wasn’t the Goat, it was just a goat.
June 1, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Well, I guess that is acceptable. However, Goats are the mortal forms of our God *the* Goat, the only version of Him we puny mortals can face without getting pwnt by His Almighty Awesomeness. So, always capitalize all forms of the Holy Word Goat, but for this time, you’ll be fine. Just make sure you remember it the next time. Praise be the Goat!
June 1, 2009 at 4:30 am
i hate coffee. Its so bitter and eeughh.
like tea just tastes like boiled water, no matter what stuff you use.
and beer tasted like its just fuckin yeast in a bottle. can’t stand dat shit.
June 1, 2009 at 11:49 am
Im with Putzy on this one
(Putzy, what was our opinion?)
June 2, 2009 at 6:56 am
Opinions are so biased.
July 9, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Ha-ha.
June 2, 2009 at 11:41 am
I saw the new PC Gamer UK will have an article about this.
Everyone will read it and then think “mhhh this is cool I’m gonna check it out.”
and then they come to here and see the last post was in may and think “aww it’s dead, I’m now very sad”
You don’t want to disappoint all those people do you?
DO YOU?
June 2, 2009 at 5:10 pm
That’s pretty awesome news though!
June 2, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Yes, it’s fairly easy acctually
June 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Coffee or hair straightner? duhhhh tea, tea rules.
Seriously, i’m a guy, i have short hair, i wouldn’t touch a hair straightner even if you paid me to, although if your willing to try, pay me roughly £1,000,000 +. Yes am british it’s in pounds for a reason. I like coffee but tea’s better, so tea rules.
June 2, 2009 at 2:42 pm
No, coffee.
June 2, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I thought about that too much.
June 2, 2009 at 2:44 pm
tea rules for a reason
June 2, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Donkeys Vs. Microwaves
June 2, 2009 at 4:17 pm
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nancymarie Says:
June 23, 2008 at 9:25 pm
My $0.02 about the Imperial City shack: it looks like total shit, but it’s the house most used for my games. IC has it all and storing everything in the shack makes it damn convenient for buying/selling goods when you don’t have a high strength. And think of all the alchemical ingredients nearby!
Don’t feel too guilty about buying and using a horse. Girls prefer a man with his own ride.
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Jaded Empath Says:
June 23, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Okay, my wife (just above) said it quite well; think on it like this: you made A THOUSAND SEPTIMS in ONE DAY, and I’m not sure you emptied out ALL the ingredients in *just* the Market district’s shops (don’t forget Three Brothers Trading…).
Also, there IS the issue of “No Fast-Travel” – that lovely manor in Anvil is *very* out-of-the-way (wasn’t it three days worth of travel from Anvil to ImpCit?)
And then the biggest argument for the Waterfront Hovel is the lack of ‘quest accomplishment’ prerequisites; I’m not certain, but I’m pretty sure every other house can only be purchased AFTER one has ‘completed some helpful errands’ for the Count/Countess as well as needing *fame* to qualify; it’s going to be difficult for Nondrick to ‘get his foot in the door’ for any of those houses.
And finally, I find once you get the wall hangings and other appointments, the shack is quite cozy!
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July 9, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Nancy started all this shit. No wonder Jaded was against us.
June 2, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Shocking news it’s a guy that’s married??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? who da fuck would wanna marry that?
June 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm
oh and donkeys vs microwaves, damn that’s to hard , i say………………………………………. ermm… er… ok i don’t know but can’t we have a hybrid like a microwave donkey?
June 2, 2009 at 5:16 pm
It might not be a guy. What if they’re lesbians? Feminists? That would explain their behaviour(there are of course exceptions, all feminists are not complete dorks, but all I’ve met/seen are).
June 2, 2009 at 5:22 pm
I only ever got that house, or any of the ones you get from doing a quest. I was a money horder in that game.
June 3, 2009 at 6:21 am
I don’t think we will get anywhere insulting someone who insulted us. Especially if they aren’t here.
June 3, 2009 at 6:24 am
Agreed.
June 3, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Maybe they ARE here, just that they don’t say anything because they’re planning to do what they like to do the most: Take us by surprise and start insulting us. So, if we submit some insults maybe they’ll feel hurt and start to cry and leave us alone? Or maybe that is just feeding the trolls. Either way, I still stand with my opinion. Death to Jaded Empath and NancyMarie! All hail the holy Goat and the Hiatus Crew!
June 3, 2009 at 6:32 am
feminists think we guys are huge perverted freaks.
By the way, jaded, your wife said to me to tell you hello. now shes on her knees about to give me the old HUGGITYHUG! arooooooooo! TAKE IT BITCH!
June 3, 2009 at 9:32 am
Oh he will.
He will…
*manical laugh*
Sero, Faminists are seriously sexist. Have you noticed that they want women to be greater than men. They actually say that women are better because women don’t put men down.
…
That very statement is contradictory!!!!!!!!!!11one11!1!!!1eleven1
July 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Oxymorons FTW!
June 3, 2009 at 5:43 pm
hiatus crew are a international organasaition, created to help bring entertainment into this world and fight evil. The evil i am talking about is one person: “irrelevant spam”. Also Chris not updating, it’s evil so we provide entertainment in the meen time. The hiatus crew are ever expanding thei horizans to bring more entertainment to those who are in need of it, the hiatus crew were once just volunteers, but now we need new volunteers, due to constant wars with It that shalt not be named we need new recruits in the name of da
Goat, We need YOU!.
Join NOW! if you fulfill this criteria
If you want to bring entertainment to this world.
If you hate irrelevant spam ( you absolutly have to have that, if you don’t no entry.)
If you like lio.
If you want to bring smiles to many faces internationally.
If you have over 100 per day spare.
for full list please ask one of the hiatus crew who have the time.
June 3, 2009 at 5:44 pm
* If you have over 100 hours spare per day
June 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm
i’m awesome
June 3, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Awesome, G. JOIN THE HIATUS CREW NOW! Fight the It, serve the Goat.
June 3, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Baa.
June 3, 2009 at 7:30 pm
what the hell is going on?
June 3, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Recruiting.
June 3, 2009 at 11:15 pm
Hi.
Been reading the updates forever (or that’s how it seems). Also been [trying to] read all of the entertaining comments too, thought I’d say hello.
This is probably the first ever blog that I’ve actually read just to read the comments, that says it all really. Keep up the good work!
P.s. I promise my capslock key won’t ever get stuck. (unlike some poor people)
July 9, 2009 at 7:59 pm
YES! I knew that the comments were keeping this place alive.
June 4, 2009 at 4:07 am
hey JOFive. I hope your name isn’t some crazy clue and you’re Jaded.
Because then I would be forced to kill you.
We’ll be watching…
June 5, 2009 at 6:51 am
Surprisingly, that’s an improvment from when we used to kill, then watch. Not very interesting, but VERY efficient.
June 5, 2009 at 3:48 pm
those were the days.
June 7, 2009 at 9:54 am
The silence kills me.
June 7, 2009 at 10:51 am
Death kills me.
June 7, 2009 at 10:51 am
Kills kill me.
June 7, 2009 at 6:45 pm
He…He wasn’t kidding about next April was he?
June 8, 2009 at 1:00 am
The Chris moves in mysterious ways…
June 8, 2009 at 7:06 am
the Chris? dude, you sound like a Trekkie!
And heat kills me
June 8, 2009 at 8:51 am
Its a reference to a song, which is a reference a bible passage.
never, EVER call me a trekkie.
June 8, 2009 at 8:51 am
Also, 500th!
June 8, 2009 at 9:49 am
That’s great, Midget!
Now take off your pants.
June 8, 2009 at 1:00 pm
I’m starting to worry about Putzy.
June 8, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Starting?
June 9, 2009 at 12:54 am
That’s great, Vadermath!
Now take off your pants.
June 9, 2009 at 10:48 am
Sure. When hell freezes over.
June 9, 2009 at 2:55 pm
What’s with Putzy sayin “take off your pants” it’s … just odd… or have you been reading to much concerned?
June 9, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I think Putzy suffers from pedophilia.
June 10, 2009 at 1:17 am
YAY!
G understands! It’s a joke from concerned! GAWD, I’m not a pedophile, anymore.
June 10, 2009 at 9:36 am
That’s great Putzy.
Now take off your pants.
June 10, 2009 at 10:43 am
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Putzy… Not anymore?
And where was the pants gag? I missed it! Linky please.
June 10, 2009 at 10:55 am
I read that webcomic with a fervour unrivalled! How dare you quote a joke unknown to me!
Linx plz!
June 10, 2009 at 11:38 am
alright, link is:
http://www.hlcomic.com/index.php?date=2006-10-24
June 11, 2009 at 7:28 am
“Thanks a bunch, Putzy!”
June 11, 2009 at 10:43 am
Thanks a bunch, Putzy!
June 11, 2009 at 11:50 am
Uncanny…
June 11, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Uncanny…
June 11, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Cool, i was right, as i am always of course, but i can’t believe no one linked it in putzy’s pedophilia…. sheesh how dare you not read concerned, you should be punished…. by being made to read concerned all of of it in just 1 minutes, then take a test on it, if you can quote every single page, you pass, if you fail you get whipped raw. You’ll have to do this every hour, of every day, of every week, of every month, of every year…. Until i say you can stop…….oh you can have friday saturday and sunday off….
June 12, 2009 at 3:21 am
I like how G thinks.
June 12, 2009 at 11:19 am
ಥ_ಥ
June 13, 2009 at 6:03 am
WHAT!?!?!?! Who didn’t read Concerned? BURN THE INFIDEL!!!!
June 13, 2009 at 12:46 pm
WITH FIRE!!!
June 13, 2009 at 8:45 pm
FAKE
June 13, 2009 at 8:46 pm
lol funny
June 13, 2009 at 8:46 pm
my avatar is kinda.. pink
June 13, 2009 at 8:48 pm
Indeed, it is kinda pink.
June 13, 2009 at 8:48 pm
And mine is… quite white.
June 13, 2009 at 9:18 pm
oooo, what is mine?
June 13, 2009 at 9:18 pm
kinda blue.
June 14, 2009 at 7:35 am
Joeman, what’s up with ya lately? Haven’t seen you on the site…
June 14, 2009 at 10:37 am
mines green I think.
June 14, 2009 at 10:39 am
Turquoise.
June 14, 2009 at 10:58 am
Unless you’re colour blind. Or just plain blind.
June 14, 2009 at 4:25 pm
Do you people ever get bored?
June 14, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Not in the slightest. See, we’re all friends here. And on our website. Why would I ever get bored talking to friends…
June 15, 2009 at 1:47 am
Internet biffles!
June 15, 2009 at 1:47 am
Also, it’s gonna be almost a month since Chris updated FPS. I think he’s really dead this time.
June 15, 2009 at 4:32 am
I killed him.
June 15, 2009 at 4:39 am
For not updating the article? It’s been two months since when the last update was promise. I miss nondrick.
June 15, 2009 at 6:13 am
I’ve been avoiding this site like the plague for the last few months thanks to a certain irrelevant spam(er). So, I guess she’s gone now? WOO! Time to actually discuss stuff and not get interrupted by an impossibly annoying whiny bitch!
June 15, 2009 at 7:37 am
He isn’t dead, Mike. He updates Twitter constantly.
June 15, 2009 at 8:30 am
Yeah, its a shame he’s actually updating anything. It means the bastards who are making him do this really are sadistic, because he has that link to the outside world, but cant tell us, and we suffer from the lack of updates.
:’(
June 15, 2009 at 10:36 am
Just because I let him twitter doesn’t mean he’s captured and in my basement. Uh…
June 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I believe you, Putzy.
June 15, 2009 at 12:31 pm
We allllllllllll do.
And we watch. Always.
June 15, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Kill. Kill. Kill.
June 15, 2009 at 12:33 pm
They’re still ther? Damn.
June 15, 2009 at 12:33 pm
They’re still there? Damn.
June 15, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Woops, sorry about that.
June 15, 2009 at 1:26 pm
You must be one lonely man, midget. Assuming of course, that you are a man.
June 15, 2009 at 5:07 pm
He’s a midget with many personalities. Don’t get too close!
June 15, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I cannot believe no one has asked this before…are they any female midgets among you, 52?
June 15, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Yeah, that’s kind of interesting.
June 15, 2009 at 11:23 pm
What I find interesting is that “52″ happened to be my first ‘internet number’ back when I was 14…
I used it following my username for everything. Midgets officially now creep me the fuck out. >.>
June 16, 2009 at 12:03 am
Safe to assume Nodrick’s adventures are over? Shame. They were funny and pretty original. Considering there hasn’t been a real story update since January, I’m ready to assume the worst. The writer is dead and gone.
June 16, 2009 at 12:06 am
He’s not “dead and gone”, per se. Putzy has him locked in his basement, and let’s him on twitter.
June 16, 2009 at 12:37 am
But I think it’s a pretty safe bet that he isn’t updating ever again. I guess procrastination finally got the best of him.
June 16, 2009 at 12:37 am
Answering the question about Midgets, I don’t actually know.
34 keeps track of all the personalities. I’ll refer you to him.
June 16, 2009 at 12:41 am
Of the thirty-three documented personalities, twenty-eight are male, four are female, and one is of unknown gender.
Also, there are six deifferent langugesspoken, including English. And NOT including that one that speaks only very well known French words. Thdesnot count.
July 9, 2009 at 8:04 pm
On undocumeb=nted personality? Who’s that? Are they dangerous?
June 16, 2009 at 12:42 am
Sacre Bleu! Baguette es cargo, deja vu?
June 16, 2009 at 12:43 am
Seriously, that doesn’t count!
June 16, 2009 at 12:44 am
Ever again?
We’ll see about that…
He does value his family, doesn’t he?
Cause otherwise…
Yeah probably never again.
So 34 is a he, and obviously you, 52, are also a he, as you don’t know if there are any females existing… how many are there total?
June 16, 2009 at 12:44 am
Woops. When I was writing that your posts weren’t there. Just for the record…
June 16, 2009 at 12:46 am
If there are 33 documented personalities, why do ID Numbers reach as high as 52? Were there perhaps more, which died? <.<
June 16, 2009 at 1:51 am
No, they are in the basement with Chris.
June 16, 2009 at 1:56 am
We eat tonight!
June 16, 2009 at 2:44 am
Can I just ask, because I’m far too lazy to check, but is everyone for Chris (assuming he ever updates) actually taking that cure disease potion?
June 16, 2009 at 3:09 am
Cue blank look.
you mean, like a toast or something?
Otherwise no idea.
June 16, 2009 at 3:30 am
The previous update, where Nondrick found that cure disease potion. Are we all for him drinking it
June 16, 2009 at 3:34 am
Oh right. Forgot about that.
Tough question…
Like Chris said, basically all of Nondrick’s work up until this point has been to CREATE the damn thing. What’s going to happen after he drinks it? Just go back to roaming the countryside for ingredients?
For some reason, I think that option *might* discourage chris from making anymore updates. Ever.
Maybe he should just do one last entry and get Nondrick murdered or something, to wrap it up.
Perhaps a long stroll to dive rock…
June 16, 2009 at 3:39 am
I’d hate that, but not as much as waiting for a new update. I guess it’s possible.
June 16, 2009 at 3:41 am
Yeah it’d suck to have Nondrick’s adventure end prematurely, or intentionally. But it’s probably better to KNOW there won’t be anymore updates than hanging out on the edge of our seats for 6 months at a time.
June 16, 2009 at 8:28 am
Heh, I’m beginning to like dupersude (obviously derived from superdude) and Jackrabbit…
June 16, 2009 at 8:42 am
^-^ Wooo. Sense of belonging coming on… I AM HOME.
Heh. Funny story behind that… when I was fourteen and fresh to the interweb, I started on habbo hotel. >->
My main account got banned and i had to think of an alt name. Coincidentially, my dog had had pup’s a couple days earlier and my best friend was coming over the next day.
We were sitting there thinking up names for the pups and he decided to call one Super Dude…
Superdude became the name I attempted to use as an alt.
But it was taken
So I donned the name dupersude instead, one word, no caps… And i’ve used it by default since.
June 16, 2009 at 9:03 am
i love it.
I hearby extend an invitation to join the elite ranks in The Hiatus Crew!
June 16, 2009 at 9:47 am
Woo! I gladly accept.
June 16, 2009 at 11:53 am
Hey, what the hell is wrong with you, Putzy? When the hell did you get the authority to invite ANYONE to the crew? Sit back, and look how the ELDERS do it.
Dupersude, I (NOT Putzy!) invite you to join us! Muwahahahahahaha!
Up yours, Putzingburg!
June 17, 2009 at 1:04 am
I’m the Pope, the chief rabi and a serious ayatola of the Hiatus Religion! A POX ON THEE!
July 9, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I thought we were fighting the Pope? Or was that boredom…. Or was the Pope fighting boredom? I’m confused….
June 16, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Welllll I’m already a member. A registered member.
But sure. Two invites never hurt. In fact it gives me that warm fuzzy feeling, getting two invites.
The kind you can only get from a pack of Doritos and a bowel liquefied babies.
June 16, 2009 at 12:09 pm
A bowel OF liquefied babies*, sorry.
July 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Yes…. because THAT’S what we were all wondering/being confused about.
June 16, 2009 at 8:44 pm
Hey! i never got a official invite…. wait, i invited myself………… on another note….. ah shit forgot
June 16, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I think you’ve more than missed the window.
June 17, 2009 at 12:58 am
Hi, over here! Pay needless amounts of attention to me! Anyone? Hello?
July 9, 2009 at 8:09 pm
*ignores Jackrabbit*
June 17, 2009 at 1:07 am
This is elementary stuff, people!
There is the Hiatus Crew, and the Hiatus Religion.
I’m the Pope, chief Rabbi and a serious ayatola of the religion!
Michael is the vice president of the religion!
Come ON, everyone! We sorted this out months ago!
Vadermath: Fuck you, buddy! I’ll invite who I want!
G: Heres an invite to make you feel better *invites*
June 17, 2009 at 1:09 am
You have a religion now? Do I have to pay money to hear about a space tyrant who nuked earth with sad-bombs untold millennium ago? Because I am SO over that now.
June 17, 2009 at 6:28 pm
We’re not Scientologists.
June 17, 2009 at 3:17 am
Speaking of religion, I had an interesting conversation about Le Vay Satanism the other day…
June 17, 2009 at 3:51 am
I’m not familiar with that one.
June 17, 2009 at 4:03 am
Neither was I. Their religion is interesting, in the sense that it’s basically atheism. They don’t worship the “devil” if such a thing exists or any sort of god/demigod. They hail *Satan* which, in hebrew, translates to The Questioner, Objection, etc. They’re more stern believers in science than anything, and so they don’t believe in anything really spiritual or supernatural. They perform rituals for no more than emotional release and symbolism, and have highly philosophical views. It intrigued me to hear some of the things my friend had to say.
June 17, 2009 at 4:08 am
are you and jackrabbit the same person dupersude?
June 17, 2009 at 4:30 am
Nope
June 17, 2009 at 7:03 am
Hi! *waves*
June 17, 2009 at 7:23 am
Actually, change the name of this Satan thing and they might start getting noticed a lot more and certainly more respected.
June 17, 2009 at 7:55 am
In answer to the question WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAy back, (I refuse to use the reply button.) I know how many personalities I have (54, by the way) but I don’t know what each one is. Hence, I document them.
I believe in googlism.
June 17, 2009 at 10:05 am
So why settle at 52
June 17, 2009 at 10:06 am
as a dominant persona, i mean.
June 17, 2009 at 11:29 am
What the hell is wrong with our website? I can’t access it all day…
June 17, 2009 at 11:47 am
I was on it a little while ago it was working fine.
Well the main page was anyway.
I’m trying it now though and it refuses to load.
June 17, 2009 at 11:53 am
Actually, I’m having that problem too. I enjoy browsing it too, so it came as a bit of a shock.
June 17, 2009 at 12:03 pm
oh hey its working now
June 17, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Uh, wait. No. It seems to be a little temperamental.
June 17, 2009 at 1:36 pm
If I change my name does the little picture change?
June 17, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Maybe my email?
June 17, 2009 at 1:37 pm
BOOYAH.
June 17, 2009 at 2:45 pm
The site’s not working…. oh damn, on another note i happily accept the invite putzy, now im a official member, a little late but cool…. and dupersude of course thats how yo change your picture.. duhh
June 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm
It’s true
July 9, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Wow….Best.Name.Ever.
August 22, 2009 at 11:21 pm
Why thank you joey. that was acctualy me, i think, yep it was me…
June 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm
I’ve been reading through the shit with Jaded Empath for the last hour or so.
What a jew. Lolol.
Anyways I’m off to bed. NIGHT.
June 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm
LOL!
June 17, 2009 at 2:48 pm
woot
June 17, 2009 at 2:49 pm
site works forums fucked
June 17, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Thought so.
June 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm
bed?
June 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm
you can’t go to bed
June 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm
If your a member of the hiatus crew you must be able to transverse another dimension go to sleep for 8 hours and com back to this dimension and only 1 seconds has passed. Don’t you know anything about dimension traveling?
June 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm
p.s putzy let chris out….. please he needs to update… or is he a sort of a slave? is he buyable?
June 17, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Sleeping for 8 hours/1 second doesn’t give me the same refreshing wake up as a normal 8 hours/8hours sleep does.
I think I’m *officially* going now.
I have to resist the comics…
NIGHT GUYS.
June 17, 2009 at 3:40 pm
OH BTW.
Agreed with G.
How much do you want for him?
Do you have paypal?
June 17, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I’m looking forward to seeing more entries about Oblivion from Chris. I’ve been hanging around The Elder Stats website trying to find some new characters and custom classes to try, and it’s made me want to read some more from this blog. Hopefully Chris can get back to this blog soon. I know that he’s busy with First Person Shouter, but it would be nice to see some new entries here.
Maybe Chris should make a forum and have sections for each of his blogs so that his fans can discuss them (or has he tried something like that before)?
July 9, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Welcome, and merry cheezval.
June 17, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Who’s the LOL guy, BTW?
June 17, 2009 at 6:37 pm
As Vice President of the Hiatus Religion, Blessed by The Goat, I forbid the use of the reply button. It only messes this place up, hard to find what’s new etc, so let’s please stick to the normal commenting. Amen.
June 17, 2009 at 6:42 pm
no one was using the reply button. oops.. brb.
June 17, 2009 at 6:40 pm
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June 17, 2009 at 2:45 pm
The site’s not working…. oh damn, on another note i happily accept the invite putzy, now im a official member, a little late but cool…. and dupersude of course thats how yo change your picture.. duhh
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June 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm
It’s true
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LOL Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:47 pm
LOL!
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LOL Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:48 pm
woot
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LOL Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:49 pm
site works forums fucked
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LOL Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm
bed?
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LOL Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:56 pm
you can’t go to bed
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G Says:
June 17, 2009 at 2:57 pm
If your a member of the hiatus crew you must be able to transverse another dimension go to sleep for 8 hours and com back to this dimension and only 1 seconds has passed. Don’t you know anything about dimension traveling?
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G Says:
June 17, 2009 at 3:01 pm
p.s putzy let chris out….. please he needs to update… or is he a sort of a slave? is he buyable?
Reply
they are all me…. i was just changing email and name this is the result. Explosive randomness.
June 17, 2009 at 6:40 pm
forum not fucked ‘ne more?
June 17, 2009 at 6:52 pm
The forum was never fucked. It’s just under maintenance, shit people, learn to read.
June 17, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I failed to see any maintenance message on the home page. And clicking the forum yielded nothing but an error saying the page could not be found.
June 17, 2009 at 11:27 pm
I think I’m going to teach myself to play the keyboard. What’chu guys think?
June 17, 2009 at 11:35 pm
Huh… That’s… Odd.
I posted on Philosiphisationing a couple days back.
When I was reading the forum, my post popped up as me, dupersude yep everythings fine.
I go on just now.
And I’m displayed as anonymous…
An attempt to log in sez my account doesnt exist.
And now I can’t make a new one cause that part of the forum is apparently down.
WHYYYYYYYYYYY GOAT. WHY.
June 17, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Maybe because you need an invite from me. What’s your e-mail address?
June 17, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Oh. I failed to understand that. DAMN YOU PUTZY/VADERMATH YOU MISLEADING BASTARDS.
shadow.samus@gmail.com
June 17, 2009 at 11:54 pm
Of course. Why trust them? I’m the one to trust.
June 17, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Aw, shit. Sadly, the site is still under maintenance. Although, it’s me we’re talking about. I’ll make sure you’ll get in ASAP. Damned webs! Hey, trust me. I have cookies!
June 17, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Indeed… is there some sort of email notification orrr is it like an “unlock account” thing where that email can now be used to register…
June 17, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Ah i see. No problem. :3
June 17, 2009 at 11:58 pm
OH. YOU SAY COOKIES?!
DO YOU HAVE THE PLAIN-FLAVOURED COOKIES WITH M&M’S IN THEM?! THE KIND THEY SELL AT MY WORK?!
Mmmm I do love those M&M Cookies… All warm and moist and chewy….
…. Fuck. I’m stopping by there on my way home. I dont care that it’ll set me back about 2 and a half hours. I WANT SOME DAMN COOKIES.
June 18, 2009 at 12:53 am
I know which cookies you are talking about. They are totally awesome! And yeah, of course I have them! And yeah, I’ll invite ya as soon as I am able to. Don’t worry.
June 18, 2009 at 1:04 am
I don’t get it though.
You putzy and vader are all Mods on the forums…
Yet they weren’t able to actually invite me?
June 18, 2009 at 1:07 am
They suck. I don’t. That’s why I can get you in.
September 17, 2009 at 12:10 am
you.
June 18, 2009 at 1:07 am
But I got in before
Then was removed </3
June 18, 2009 at 3:12 am
Gaiz. just because i love you all so much (despite my short time here)I decided to do some digging in an attempt to bring back Max and Washcloth…
And… Well…
I think I may have brought Max back to LiO. Hopefully he’ll get my message and things will unfold from there.
FOR THE HIATUS!
June 18, 2009 at 6:56 pm
If this is true…
I think I love you.
June 18, 2009 at 7:06 pm
It IS true. I left him a message too. Also, STOP USING THE FUCKING REPLY BUTTON *kills self*
June 18, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Hey, least I could (try to) do. You guys are awesome.
June 18, 2009 at 4:04 am
Where is everyone today…
Actually this is kind of sad
i’m hanging out on a hardlyeverupdated blog’s comment page for people to talk to.
June 18, 2009 at 4:14 am
crew what crew? of course were not gonna be around the hold point of having a hiatus crew is to be on hiatus…
–
Yes i like spouting shit, but doesn’t everyone?
04:34 PM on 06/16/2009 Flag Quote & Reply
Michael: Teets.
Michael
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Posts: 142
Holy shit.. anon has commented on our site without registering! THIS IS THE END
THAT WAS ME. THAT WAS MY ACCOUNT. I HAD REGISTERED AND I HAD POSTED AND THEN I TURNED ANONYMOUS AND COULD NO LONGER LOG IN.
June 18, 2009 at 5:22 am
Can I join this new fangled ‘crew’?
June 18, 2009 at 5:25 am
JACKRABBIT.
………… Hi there.
June 18, 2009 at 5:51 am
Hello!
June 18, 2009 at 5:52 am
Oh, wait, this is a test, right? I know this, I know this…
…
I’m gonna go get me a coffee.
June 18, 2009 at 7:07 am
LOL.
I left TAFE shortly after that.
Am at home now.
Will be on here alllll night waiting for Michael to work his magic…
June 18, 2009 at 7:29 am
I officially invite you, Jackrabbit! But the requirements for entry are:
- Must have at least 2 (2) recommendations from members of the esteemed Society of Awesome People(SAP)
- Must be able to rub general stomach area with one hand while simultaneously patting own head
- Must enjoy my TALES
Those are the requirements for entry.
As Chairman of the SAP organization, I hearby give you a recomendation.
One more recomendation from another SAP member and you will be in!
June 18, 2009 at 7:32 am
Waitwaitwait…
Is the SAP different to THC??
Or do I officially have 3 recommendations…
June 18, 2009 at 8:29 am
SAP is a branch of THC.
June 18, 2009 at 8:19 am
DAMN YOU, PUTZY! I invite you, Jackrabbit.
June 18, 2009 at 8:27 am
Why the fuck can’t I invite people? I’m the Pope for Chris’s sake!
And Vadermath, since I am the only SAP member, I invite you to join us!
June 18, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Oh, what the fuck. It’s for GOAT’S SAKE! Not Chris’s!
June 18, 2009 at 9:18 am
Ah, good, thank you. And now, I simply need basic motor skills!
Can’t… rub… stomach…
June 18, 2009 at 9:18 am
Oh yes, and I also need to know how to join. I’m stupid, you see.
June 18, 2009 at 9:19 am
Oooooooooooooh. Thats how.
June 18, 2009 at 11:20 am
Woahwoahwoahwoah. So… the SAP is responsible for inviting to THC?
June 18, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I’m in the SAP. I invited myself. And I also believe I have the full right to do so as I’ve been around for a shit load of time and have commented like the most. And also, Jackrabbit. Our Crew is not new.. it’s been around for like 8-9 months. By the way… where’s Addicted?
June 18, 2009 at 1:05 pm
I always thought Chris’ sake was a play on Christ’s sake.
June 18, 2009 at 1:57 pm
thats part of the joke
June 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Yeah I assumed you already knew you were in the SAP Michael. Of course your in! You an’ me hav’ been tight fo’ agez! I am, of course, joking. I sent a hitman after you two months ago. I haven’t received confirmation of your location yet, but he says he’s close.
June 18, 2009 at 2:48 pm
A hitman eh…. can i invite myself into Sap?, to late im in it…..
June 18, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I love this show ^^
On Another note.
Hitman Blood Money was an awesome game (imo of course) that I fell in love with.
Any mention of a hitman brings me nostalgia… Sighhh.
June 18, 2009 at 3:39 pm
making one of those stories should take like 2 hours tops, and most of that time would be spent playing an amazing videogame, ur a lazy cunt
June 18, 2009 at 4:35 pm
“making one of those stories should take like 2 hours tops, and most of that time would be spent playing an amazing videogame, ur a lazy cunt”
And you’re a prick with a sense of entitlement and no sense of when to capitalize or punctuate. Get a life and/or read a book.
June 18, 2009 at 11:19 pm
Seconded, vivi
July 9, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Hello Vivi. You shall hereby be a fish.
June 18, 2009 at 10:29 pm
Break it up, bitches!
June 18, 2009 at 11:32 pm
I’ll give you “break it up” in a minute..
June 18, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Dupersude. Do not use the reply button, PLEASE! Like I said, it just messes the whole comment thing up.
June 18, 2009 at 11:36 pm
THERES A BETTER EXAMPLE.
I only used it because the post I was aiming at was wayyyyy up (Jaded’s post)
The second one (about max’s blog) was a little ways up… So I used it
Lowest one, yeah you’re right i didn’t need to reply to that. But it didnt really make much of a distance as i was second from bottom anyway…
June 18, 2009 at 11:37 pm
Son… I am disappoint.
June 18, 2009 at 11:38 pm
difference* not distance.
Fuck.
June 18, 2009 at 11:38 pm
Son… I am moar disappoint.
June 18, 2009 at 11:50 pm
I am sorry
Please
Accept this sacrifice as repayment for my sins against the great and almight Goat.
BRING FORTH THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN BABY GIRL.
June 18, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Almighty*
MOTHERFUCKERASJKHDSJKDHASJKH ><
June 19, 2009 at 12:50 am
HA! FEEL THE BURN!
June 19, 2009 at 4:42 am
So then the bitches and the HOES
Said ‘man we gotta ROLL
So get on board BRO’
We got a fuckin’ SHOW!
Sometimes I rap…for no reason…
June 19, 2009 at 5:03 am
Hey, good news from Chris! If you haven’t been following him on twitter (if thats the case WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?) then allow me to present this! Rejoice!
” It has been pointed out that I should probably update one of my blogs before the heat death of the universe. I am in agreement.”
*Before* the heat death of the universe ladies and gentlemen! Things are looking up!
July 9, 2009 at 8:21 pm
…it’s gotta be us some-one said “Heat kills me”. He’s referencing us!
June 19, 2009 at 6:29 am
Wow!So that means there’s a good chance he’ll update before december 2012!
Unless the Mayans are wrong. But they have never lied to me before.
June 19, 2009 at 7:36 am
you can always trust a Mayan.
June 19, 2009 at 11:51 am
Jackrabbit, I doubt he was referring to LIO. He hasn’t updated FPS for a while too, and knowing how much love we get for him, I doubt it…
June 19, 2009 at 11:54 am
“The Green Lantern Says:
May 1, 2009 at 5:40 pm
A NEW COMMENTS SECTION!!!!!
Kidding.
At least we know your alive and well, Chris. I was just reading some of your essays from notmydesk and I think those could tide me over for a few more days.
This probably just saved your life.”
I lol’d at the “few more days” bit…
June 19, 2009 at 12:42 pm
yeah, he escaped from my basement. Get a net.
June 19, 2009 at 12:47 pm
(A van approaches from the distance, stops in front of the comments section. A bunch of suits jump out.)
“Secure the perimeter! He’s Loose! Get those civillians in quarantine!”
… What have you DONE PUTZY?!
June 19, 2009 at 2:45 pm
its not my fault! a rat chewed through the wire that powered the containment field, and the guard was asleep at his desk! The prisoner was also chained though, so I think he had some inside help…I’m looking at the newcomers!
June 19, 2009 at 3:16 pm
*gasp!*
ME?!
Well! I NEVER!
ALTHOUGH… It does sound as though someone was talking rather fast just now… AS THOUGH MAKING UP EXCUSES! I’M LOOKING AT YOU PUTZY.
June 19, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Putzy, YOU FOOL!
June 19, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Only a fool would have problems with rats….. i say in we shall trail putzy and dupersude for the possible reason of letting chris escape. We should chain putzy and dupersude with a heavy weight then stick them in some water, if they float, there guilty, we kill him , if they stays under for 5 minutes, we shoulld rescue them, they are obviously innocent.
June 19, 2009 at 6:13 pm
Did i just post the 700th comment? cool…
June 19, 2009 at 7:24 pm
Have you seen all the rats around here? Its making me crazy! First this guy decides he’s gonna make a million, opens a fancy restaurant: Rats in a Cream Sauce, Rat Flambe, Rat Necrom with Bonemeal Gravy, Deep-Fried Rat, Lemon Rat and Wild Rice, Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis! Of course, when the guards found out, they ran his sorry butt out of town, but they left the rats. Rats!
July 9, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Lol, Oblivion references. Damn Argonians.
June 19, 2009 at 9:03 pm
Rat? where? kill it!!!!
I’m so awesome…. i’m offcially the most awesomest person in the world, sorry michael who held the title before me, and before him was putzy but he lost it when chris escaped…
June 19, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Michael was awesome for 8 hours..
June 19, 2009 at 9:10 pm
A worker goes into the Cheif’s caravan, he sees the cheif sleeping and wakes him up.
“Sir, Sir.. wake up, good news sir!”
“What?”
“Sir!, we’ve captured it”
“Good, lets put him back in”
“arn’t we…. ermm.. gonna kill it?”
“what, kill Chris? why the fuck would you wanna do that?”
“Chris is that the rats name? you know, the rat that chewed the cable…..”
“You mean you don’t have Chris, but instead you bring me some, some RAT????”
June 19, 2009 at 9:12 pm
ok thats so lame, and so un-awesome… maybe i shold have described it better.
June 19, 2009 at 9:14 pm
What broke my awesome combo? The rat thingy? And what made me awesome in the first place, the I am disappoint thingy? I’M SO AWESOME
June 19, 2009 at 9:30 pm
All you need to know is that your at the top again.
June 19, 2009 at 9:31 pm
but don’t worry i’ll beat you… soon..soon
June 19, 2009 at 9:52 pm
Wow.. I’m the most awesome guy ever. Hooray!
June 20, 2009 at 1:44 am
Are you forgetting… LARDMAN?
June 20, 2009 at 2:00 am
Look up in the sky
Is it a bird, a plane?
Its PUTZY bitch
I’m bringin’ the pain!
I got a fan installed in my grill;
NO LIE
Gonna blow your ass straight off the map
GOODBYE!
So blow me phoney
your whole acts baloney
you don’t even pose a threat
I ain’t frettin’ it homie!
June 20, 2009 at 2:04 am
I believe I have regained my awesome status.
June 20, 2009 at 3:21 am
Son… I am dissapoint.
June 20, 2009 at 8:15 am
You all, are FOOLS. Only I understand the TRUE power of the DARK SIDE.
June 20, 2009 at 11:06 am
It’s rich and creamy.
June 20, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I’ll rich and creamy you in a minute
June 20, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Great. It seems dupersude is gay.
June 20, 2009 at 2:53 pm
SEEMS it.
But I assure you it’s all just a joke.
Oh god.
You should *hear* some of the shit my cousin and I say to each other…
It’s hilarious yeah, but kind of creepy sometimes…
June 20, 2009 at 2:54 pm
OH GOAT*
SORRY
TYPO
FORGIVE ME GREAT GOAT
June 20, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Son.. I am disappoint.
June 20, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I fuckin’ lol’d.
Doin’ it right.
June 20, 2009 at 11:01 pm
Disappoint son. Disappoint.
June 21, 2009 at 5:03 am
Dude… I can feel the negative energy. Chill.
June 21, 2009 at 5:09 am
moo
July 9, 2009 at 8:25 pm
How much more Random could you get, my child? Good work.
June 21, 2009 at 5:09 am
I am so dissapoint! Yes The Fibers are insane! Now Run up the hilll!!! QUickly DO IT NOAW!
June 21, 2009 at 7:36 am
wrong wrong wrong WRONG DOIN’ IT ALL WRONGGG. ><
THE GAME. I LOST IT.
June 21, 2009 at 9:07 am
Guise, you’re doin’ it wrong! Sons… I am disappoint.
June 21, 2009 at 10:27 am
Stop with the disappoint!
June 21, 2009 at 10:33 am
Michael says:
*take care of the Crew
Michael says:
*;D
Forgiven says:
*I will
Forgiven says:
*>:)
Michael says:
*the fate of the crew… lies in your hands
Michael says:
*;D
Forgiven says:
*Oh really?
Forgiven says:
*Thats cool i guess…..
Michael says:
*oh yeah
Forgiven says:
*……. >:)
Forgiven says:
*LOL
Michael says:
*for as long as im gona
Forgiven says:
*Sweet!
Michael says:
*gone
Michael says:
*lol
Forgiven says:
*I’m like
Michael says:
*yeah
Forgiven says:
*your heir
Forgiven says:
*;;;D
Michael says:
**hands over the golden key of Goat*
Michael says:
*oh yeah
Michael says:
*and im like king
Michael says:
*see ya!
Forgiven says:
*SWEET
Forgiven says:
*:D
Forgiven says:
*bai
Michael says:
*buh bai
… MUAHAHAHAHAHA
June 21, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Um. Ok. I don’t really get what just happened, but I can assume that dupersude is making a grab for Hiatus Crew leadership, so I will shoot him down in flames.
*shoots flames*
Seriously though, I think the SAP should be where political shit goes down. And no, before you ask, I’m not saying that as Chairman of SAP I should be in charge. I mean things that concern all of the Crew should be discussed by the High Council. It would sound cooler that way.
June 21, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Not making a grab for it, Michael left it in my care while he was away. He hasn’t come back yet.
And now the stress of leadership sets in…
WHAT TO DO ABOUT THE INFANTONIUM SHORTAGE?! JESUS CHRIS, THINK PEOPLE! THINK!!
June 21, 2009 at 6:13 pm
NONE OF YOU HAVE LEADERSHIP.
June 21, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Of course not. Only fancy titles
June 21, 2009 at 11:57 pm
The hell, a community in a blog entry comment section?
… Is the internet awesome or what?
June 22, 2009 at 8:46 am
You have no idea…
July 9, 2009 at 8:27 pm
Honestly. None.
June 22, 2009 at 12:40 am
FANCY TITLES FTW
June 22, 2009 at 12:42 am
I dunno, I’ve never seen a Flamboyant Pencil in real life, so I guess so.
June 22, 2009 at 5:17 am
I have. One bit me once.
June 22, 2009 at 6:33 am
I haven’t been able to create any new infantonium since we stopped actively hunting babies.
I used most of it in the Chris 2.0 . That project failed. Due to a typo in the programming, he is now good at whining. Don’t ask how i could have misspelt ‘writing’. Stupid wireless keyboard.
June 22, 2009 at 6:47 am
Jackrabbit – Did it get infected??
Midget – I’m working on the infantonium. (H)
June 22, 2009 at 10:02 am
It did not. I used an eraser on the wound
September 16, 2009 at 11:59 pm
Just
June 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Then it’s all falling into place…
June 22, 2009 at 1:23 pm
ohey by the way, I got my hands on a copy of Plants vs Zombies. Awesome!
June 22, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Flamboyant-pencil’s favourite game is Little Big Planet. ‘Nuff said.
June 22, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Whut. It’s a fun game, god dammit.
June 22, 2009 at 8:59 pm
So many people so many un-awesome comments, Midget is now the awesomest, putzy is second, amd third, micheal is fourth, ( barely) Dupersude is fifth ( you are so close to taken over fourth) jackrabbit’s sixth and wadermath is seventh…. P.s who ever is the most awesomest, takes over sap.
June 22, 2009 at 9:00 pm
So many people so many un-awesome comments, Midget is now the awesomest, putzy is second, amd third, micheal is fourth, ( barely) Dupersude is fifth ( you are so close to taken over fourth) jackrabbit’s sixth and wadermath is seventh…. P.s who ever is the most awesomest, takes over sap.fff
June 22, 2009 at 9:01 pm
G, can you please post a ‘criteria’ for being awesome?
June 22, 2009 at 11:18 pm
I think it’s in order of who gives him the most lulz..
June 22, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Yo guys. Got a question.
If you’re eighteen
Is it possible to take people who are underage into a restricted movie? E.g. Bruno. Is it possible for an 18+ to get an under 18 in?
Or for an 18+ to get an under 15 into an MA15+ movie etc.
June 22, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Just realised bruno is MA15. Bad example.
Strange… Could’ve sworn i read that it was R18 somewhere…
June 22, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Not sure, but it *should* work, considered they aren’t age-nazis. When one of my mates was 12 he went to a 15+ movie with a 13 year old mate of his. I don’t think there’ll be any problems. Just show ‘em your tickets AND MAKE A RUN FOR IT!
June 22, 2009 at 11:29 pm
They are here. You can’t even buy a ticket if you don’t have an ID card. I have a beard (not an uber long one, but still, a beard longer than any 15 year old i’ve ever known) and still get asked for ID to prove I’m over 15…
June 23, 2009 at 12:20 am
in answer to G:
Thats not how SAP leadership works. I made it, I own it. Just like I made the religion.
Also, out of curiosity, how you you get a copywrite and/or trademark?
June 23, 2009 at 12:22 am
You go to the patent and register dudes, I think. Then you have to pay loadsa cash and you’ll own it.. I think. Also Putzy, does killing you promote me to Chairman of the SAP and Pope of the Religion?
June 23, 2009 at 12:24 am
Seconded lol.
putzy -
Copyright/Trademark is usually copypasta’d from disclaimers, but you can type them with alt codes 169, 0169, and 0153 (That’s for Registered, Copyright, and Trademark respectively)
June 23, 2009 at 12:24 am
Oh right you meant literally…
June 23, 2009 at 4:01 am
Hi guys.
Sorry I barely update the blog and don’t join in the conversation
I neglect you guys worse than I neglect my girlfriend!
I updated it today anyway. and my birthday party sucked ass, no one showed up.
… we all went drinking the next weekend though and I bitched about it so much everyone bought me drinks.
Can you say TEQUILA?
June 23, 2009 at 7:07 am
Not after I’ve had a few, I can’t.
June 23, 2009 at 7:46 am
Aspgren – how much is that (neglection for girlfriend)? So much you don’t know if she’s still your girlfriend or not?
June 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm
well she’s actually my EX girlfriend now
but i did neglect her back then indeed i did. mainly because she was a bitch
now i’ve caught the eye of a foreign beauty and life is good.
also i should be at the top of the awesome list because i can attract people of the opposite sex. hah.
June 23, 2009 at 10:46 am
Hold the phone, people. G, by your estimation I am seventh in awesomeness? You do realize you have signed your own death penalty, don’t you? And you signed it with blood coming out of the place your dick once was.
June 23, 2009 at 12:11 pm
I thought something like that too…
June 23, 2009 at 3:05 pm
G, Vadermath is gonna blow you. And then bite your dick off. That’s what he meant. OOOOH THE BURN!
June 23, 2009 at 3:35 pm
michael’s has lost 50 awesome points, Vadermath has gained 50 awesome points, Jackrabbit has lost 150 points, Midget and all his personalities, have lost 100 points simply not posting. Putzy you may have made sap but i control who’s awesome and not, through my independent org which i made, i forgot what it was called, look in the forum. so putzy loses 100 points. the high score. Dupersude gains 60 points.
1. Midget
2. G
3. Dupersude
4. Putzy
5. Vadermath
6. Michael
7. Jackrabbit
June 23, 2009 at 3:37 pm
ok, forgot that Last comment, The awesome highscore, has been taken away, see forum when i re-create it, through my org, only I can remake the awesome high score, for the moment, your all as awesome as each other.
June 23, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Equality… not bad, I guess.
Though I did like the idea of being 3rd most awesome….
June 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
oh and some actual figures would be nice.
June 23, 2009 at 4:09 pm
God fucking dammit!
June 23, 2009 at 4:35 pm
I will have actual figures, you will all start off at 0
June 24, 2009 at 12:55 am
will all my previous TALES and reaps count? Cos it might be unfair to everyone else if they did >=)
June 24, 2009 at 12:59 am
Also, in answer to (dupersude, I think?)’s question about killing me to become leader of SAP, it would actually be kinda redundant, because if you killed me then you would be permanently expelliarmus’d from the group. The vice chairman, however…
June 24, 2009 at 1:13 am
That was Michael’s question I believe, not mine.
June 24, 2009 at 8:21 am
FUCK YOU, MICHAEL! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
June 24, 2009 at 8:27 am
The game.
June 24, 2009 at 10:23 am
I lost awesome points because I didn’t post? I was busy! BUSY!
Is that a valid excuse? I have a list. One involves Elmo.
Seriously.
July 9, 2009 at 8:32 pm
List me baby.
June 24, 2009 at 10:26 am
Ok…
I feel left out… I’m not even on the list…
but im ROYALTY! and i have mental issues like most famous and awesome people!
June 24, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I think theres more than just one person missing, King..
June 24, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Duh…
hence why am going to remake the Awesome list, and hence why we’re all going to sart at 0, because i can’t be asked trawlling through all the comments and giving points, so if we start at 0 andy NEW posts will be awesomed…
June 24, 2009 at 6:56 pm
any* p.s spelling mistakes will lose you awesome points, oh and the awesome list may take a while, me has some coursework to be doing…
June 25, 2009 at 12:16 am
I once killed a puppy.
How many points is that?
July 9, 2009 at 8:33 pm
- OVER 9000!
June 25, 2009 at 1:05 am
Then you and I are somewhat in the same boat, Aspgren.
My ex: “Don’t stay up past 11. Dont eat too much. Dont eat too little. Bitchbitchwhinebitchwhinewhinebitch. You never do anything for yourself. Stop playing video games. Why is the computer more important than me?? DONT LOOK AT PORN IM A JEALOUS WHORE.”
K the last bit was a little exaggerated. She didnt call herself a jealous whore. But the rest was 100% true.
June 25, 2009 at 1:41 am
Uh. “Don’t stay up past 11.” .. what? did you date your mom or something?
We’re totally not on the same boat.
June 25, 2009 at 1:47 am
I said somewhat
She was an early person.
And an idiot.
Believed that staying up late was unhealthy regardless of whether or not you had adequate sleep the following day. But still. She woke me up early (8 am) anyway. EVEN ON THE WEEKENDS!
June 25, 2009 at 1:53 am
Still sounds like your mum.
A quote from my ex: “Don’t listen to what I say, listen to what I mean!”
”
Another one: “Hey. would you like to see a strip show?”
-Idunno, maybe. With you?
“Yeah we could go together or something I think it’d be exciting
-Well sure. I’d love to go.
“YOU PIG!”
Setting traps, telling lies and expect me to listen what she “means” when she complained last week I should listen to what she says and not read too much into things.
So yeah. Whatever. I guess I could have figured her mad ramblings out if I hadn’t neglected her
hahah. Still. Not the same 
not even by a longshot.
June 25, 2009 at 1:56 am
The point is.
They were bitches
We are rid of them
And we have others now.
June 25, 2009 at 1:58 am
I’ve got like 5.
June 25, 2009 at 1:58 am
Ohoh, just remembered something.
We were sitting at a friends house one night, and someone decided to put some porn on.
About 20 seconds into it, my ex leaned over and grabbed at my crotch to see if i had an erection, which i didn’t (not with her around. o-o). When she realised I didn’t, you know what she said?
“Good boy.”
:/
June 25, 2009 at 1:59 am
Lucky bastard
June 25, 2009 at 2:04 am
1. Your ex seemed pretty crazy actually. Some kind of mother complex I think.
2. Luck has nothing to do with it.
I’m not into relationships so I just pick up girls. We got this casual friendship/sex thing going on and they all know the rules. Though if I’m to be honest there are 2 girls who are all about sex.
The others are more about drinking/hanging out/traveling with instances of petting and sex.
June 25, 2009 at 2:12 am
Yeah when we broke up she started making up all this shit about me, telling people we were still dating 3 weeks after we had broken up, that i was sending her abusive emails and stalking her and being obsessive.. Thanks to her, I now have some enemies who’s identities remain a mystery to me. She was pretty crazy. I don’t know how we lasted nine months, how I could be so blind. But it happened and its over now. Thank Goat.
June 25, 2009 at 2:15 am
Let’s quit talking about crazy women.
I want to see fish faced MEN!
June 25, 2009 at 3:05 am
Agreed.
DAMMIT CHRIS WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!
June 25, 2009 at 10:21 am
No, it’s “where the BLOODY hell are you?”. Get it right.
June 25, 2009 at 11:57 am
indeed? Is that a line from something? :S
June 25, 2009 at 1:16 pm
australian ad campaign gone wrong. it had some sexy aussie girl walking around our beaches and stuff then say ‘where the bloody hell are you’ to the rest of the world.
June 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
I dont get it :S
June 25, 2009 at 1:29 pm
by that i mean i’ve never seen the ad and fail to see the point of it. Lol.
June 25, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Who cares about the origin.
Everyone uses it now and it’s charming.
June 25, 2009 at 6:06 pm
,…
June 25, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Oktoberfest!
June 25, 2009 at 7:42 pm
In other news, I won’t be here for the next 10 days. I’m off to Greece for a vacation. See ya guys in a week and a half…
June 25, 2009 at 8:53 pm
but it’s so greasy there …
July 9, 2009 at 8:37 pm
Heh-heh-heh-heh.
June 25, 2009 at 9:49 pm
All those in favour of feeding Aspgren to a tiger for saying that joke out loud?
June 25, 2009 at 11:31 pm
http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/original/Michael_jackson_bad_cd_cover_1987_cdda.jpg
Goodnight sweet prince.
June 26, 2009 at 6:34 am
I never really new him. I only recently got into his music. All I feel is apathy, but not because he was a bad person. RIP regardless, MJ. I never knew you and will never have the pleasure.
So, moving on.
June 26, 2009 at 7:24 am
His face and music has been plastered all over the radio/tv today. That chick from charlies angels hasnt got nearly as much attention… I find it lulzy.
June 26, 2009 at 8:23 am
I know, she was heaps hotter. Don’t sexy people make the news when they die?
June 26, 2009 at 8:31 am
Michael was sexy. Didn’t you see his nose job? Damn, that was hot…
June 26, 2009 at 9:30 am
so what your saying is, we should kill Michael?
June 26, 2009 at 9:31 am
OHHHHH that michael! I meant the michael in our group.
June 26, 2009 at 10:02 am
Same thing, right?
June 26, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Wait. One of the angels died?
June 26, 2009 at 12:24 pm
EXACTLY.
The first one, blonde chick from the first series ever about 40 years. Whatshername Lara Faucet or something?
June 26, 2009 at 12:25 pm
errr. Farah Fawcet**
June 26, 2009 at 12:28 pm
I never watched the old charlie’s angels … but she was beautiful back then no doubt.
Thing is she lived on that beauty. While Michael was mentally damaged (and not a pedophile he was just so childish himself that people got uncomfortable) and turned into some kind of plastic monster later on…
Well Michael could still sing. If he sang to you and did his thing the women would faint and the guys would rock. This is why he’s the king. Because he’s the best.
Farah on the other hand …
http://hottestgossip.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/farrah-fawcett5.jpg
June 26, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Haven’t you learned anything from the past? Famous people don’t die! They just go into hiding/change identity/get abducted by aliens. Like Elvis!
June 26, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Bet you didn’t guess that Miley Cyrus is actually Tupac.
*sounds of nerdy heads exploding*
June 26, 2009 at 5:19 pm
And I bet you didn’t know I’m actually Elvis! Err… nevermind!
June 26, 2009 at 6:25 pm
Nice try but it’s quite clear that your name is Michael… JACKSON!
June 26, 2009 at 8:48 pm
I knew it!
These last few months you have been staring at my son an awful lot, Michael JACKSON.
And for this, you must die.
Again.
June 26, 2009 at 8:52 pm
The green lantern has a son?
Wow I never thought I’d say it but I haven’t read enough comic books …
June 26, 2009 at 9:50 pm
Whoa! Don’t jump to any conclusions here!
June 26, 2009 at 11:17 pm
I jump to whatever I goddamn well please, Michael.
June 27, 2009 at 1:39 am
I jump to platforms in the Water Temple!
June 27, 2009 at 2:28 am
I jump to lulz at putzy’s post.
June 27, 2009 at 8:16 am
I jump to gain altitude!
June 27, 2009 at 8:52 am
I jump to slam dunk!
June 27, 2009 at 8:52 am
You fool! That will INCREASE fall damage!
June 27, 2009 at 9:00 am
Excellent… It’s allllll falling into place…
June 27, 2009 at 9:12 am
So do we have a midget who jumps and a dude who grabs him in midair and slamdunks him for maximum fall damage?
That’s what I get out of this exchange anyway.
June 27, 2009 at 9:21 am
in the middle of the water temple, putzy jumps from platform to platform avoiding the boss (a tactic i never bothered with. corners ftw) whilst midget jumps above him and i jump to slam dunk midget for maximum fall damage. I jump to liking this story.
June 27, 2009 at 12:43 pm
I jump to conclude that I’ve started a new jump fad.
June 27, 2009 at 12:52 pm
I jump to agreement with you!
June 27, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Puh-lease! Jumping is SO june 26th.
It’s like I’m talking to my grandparents over here.
June 27, 2009 at 2:32 pm
It’s like I’m talking to my grandkids over there.
June 27, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Sweet jesus .. the green lantern has GRANDKIDS too??
June 27, 2009 at 4:21 pm
It’s like I’m talking to my COUSINS over here…
I jump to family reunions! ;D
June 27, 2009 at 5:04 pm
I’m jumping on top of your Heavy, BONK!
June 27, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Michael, get off of my Heavy.
You don’t belong there.
June 27, 2009 at 6:08 pm
I jump to my post being 4075! At least I think so, I read every single comment on this page before posting.
June 27, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Hey, my post says it’s 6:08… OBJECTION!!! It’s 1: 09 where I am.
June 27, 2009 at 8:12 pm
chris died
June 27, 2009 at 8:12 pm
some fucking goblins jumped him
June 27, 2009 at 8:12 pm
beat him to a pulp
June 27, 2009 at 8:12 pm
and stole his loose silverware
June 27, 2009 at 8:44 pm
How sad…
June 27, 2009 at 9:54 pm
Wow. HOW COULD YOU LET IT HAPPEN!
June 28, 2009 at 3:26 am
Hmmmm
`
*clicks chris’ corpse*
“resurrect”
`
*Slices chris’ corpse to pieces*
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS FOR NOT UPDATING LIO!!!!
`
*clicks the remnants of chris’ corpse*
“resurrect”
Annnnnnnnnd a brand new shiny chris stands before me…
Rinse repeat. >:)
June 28, 2009 at 7:43 am
but there is no resurrect function in oblivion …
… personally i got really disappointed in that game because i searched far and wide and did horrible quests for gruesome demons. I wanted in on the resurrection and necromancy.
Oh yes I didn’t want to cheat though so I tried to figure it out through the game. I read the books, I searched the shops. I snuck around in the basements … all my efforts were for naught though.
Not only is the “black soul gem” you need a friggin quest item. You also cannot use it.
I was sad. So I returned to my home and beat up the adoring fan a few times.
… oh wait. You can resurrect through the console. Crap. Forgot that one.
June 28, 2009 at 7:46 am
Console? PC gamers are so lucky…
July 9, 2009 at 8:41 pm
Indeed.
June 28, 2009 at 8:16 am
Console gamers don’t have a console?
Methinks you’ve been ripped off somehow.
June 28, 2009 at 10:26 am
Thats what the “`” represented. it’s the key you press to open the console in the PC version of oblivion.
June 28, 2009 at 6:11 pm
That’s crap. You don’t open with the “‘” key you open with the “§” key.
June 28, 2009 at 7:17 pm
On his kind of keyboard, they open it with that button.
June 28, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Can you make npcs do stuff through the console besides ressurecting them? Then we could make chris update this blog. I’M A BIT TIRED OF WAITING altough reading the comments section makes the wait more entertaining.
June 28, 2009 at 4:01 pm
You can do anything with the console.
June 28, 2009 at 4:04 pm
YEEEEESSS!
` make npc “Chris” update LIO
June 28, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Sadly, some random guy … you need to press § to open the console and then move your mouse cursor over the npc and click. When he is selected you type “resurrect” or “drop pants” or “turn into Charles Manson” …
… so you can’t force him to update until you find him and click on him with your cursor.
June 28, 2009 at 7:20 pm
Not true, Aspgren.
Then you just enter: ‘Update LIO, for Goat’s sake!’
You can also open the console -> prid(pick reference ID) xxxxx, where the x’s are his reference ID. But for that, you WILL need to find his ID, which you can find in the Construction Set. This will give the same result as clicking on him. Only that now he’ll be targeted instantly, and you don’t have to go look for him
June 29, 2009 at 1:23 am
We’re here to entertain people with our… questionable antics until Chris UPDATES THE SITE RAAAAAGH WHY GOD ASFJRSTWEEFDDTARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
Okay, better now.
June 29, 2009 at 5:23 am
GOD?! THERE IS NO GOD. ONLY THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY GOAT. THE SENTANCE FOR MAKING SUCH AN ERROR IS… DEATH. STONE HIM!!
June 29, 2009 at 3:25 am
… that scared me. Well actually those thoughts went through my head when I posted that comment.
June 29, 2009 at 3:28 am
So no, it didn’t really scare me. The wrath of Goat scares me though, if anyone cares.
June 29, 2009 at 3:27 am
Hey the console worked! There’s a new twitter post on FPS!
June 29, 2009 at 5:05 am
But no new post on LIO… WHYYYY GOAT WHY.
June 29, 2009 at 5:09 am
WHYYYYYYYY!?!?!?! Please post sooooon!!!!
July 9, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Who the hell’re you?
June 29, 2009 at 6:03 am
Awh sweet! He jus tmade a new comment!! something bout LIO continuing on youtube Watch for yourselve!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
June 29, 2009 at 6:17 am
IT’S A LIE. A RICKROLL. I SEEN IT IN THE TAB BEFORE THE VIDEO STARTED. GOAT DAMNS THEE.
June 29, 2009 at 6:24 am
No its not what are you talking bout!!! FOol the GOat shall Roll over they! and devour thou soul! For telling such lies!
June 29, 2009 at 11:16 am
AAAAAHHH! dammit. I didn’t see the warning, and aaahhh.
2 words Tharron: Fuck and You
June 29, 2009 at 1:15 pm
That was three words.
June 29, 2009 at 1:17 pm
I believe his first word was “Fuck” and his second word was “you”.
June 29, 2009 at 1:26 pm
That was his intention yes. He should however have written “fuck you” or “fuck” and “you” … but he wrote “fuck and you” and that sounds like a guide for scared virgins.
Fail.
June 29, 2009 at 1:28 pm
I seen your point butyeah
This is the internet, remember?
June 29, 2009 at 1:41 pm
Yes I know.
And the internet is good for two things: porn and screwing around.
June 29, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Thus, The Hiatus Crew is born!
June 29, 2009 at 2:13 pm
My cousin died from watching a rickroll. True story. =(
June 29, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Do you remember me, Chris? Yes you do, don’t lie to me.
You remember me, how I loved Not My Desk and visited it several times a week from late-2000 onwards.
But then you stopped writing, didn’t you Chris? With no fucking warning to your humble fans. Sure maybe you posted something on the forums, but the posters there mostly argued about language syntax and spelling. So I was left there, floating in the ether.
Then, by chance, I happen upon Livin’ In Oblivion.
It’s good, Chris – really good.
So come on, Chris…give us another update. I read your old NMD posts about how you used to abuse yourself in storage rooms while temping. Surely I deserve this in compensation???
July 9, 2009 at 8:46 pm
You….scare me….
June 29, 2009 at 7:48 pm
I don’t think chris ever reads these. Sorry.
June 30, 2009 at 1:26 am
You should be sorry.
It’s your boring entries that keep him away.
June 30, 2009 at 8:20 am
i like andrew. hes almost one of us… but he has a life, especially since this is his first post
June 30, 2009 at 9:04 am
My ex’s brother’s name was Andrew…
And hey! I have a life! ..Mostly…
June 30, 2009 at 10:31 am
Anyone else notice that the blog’s title could also be interpreted as “Livingston in Oblivion”? No reason the apostrophe can’t omit five letters instead of one (e.g. “5 o’ clock” instead of “5 of the clock”).
Wonder if it’s just a coincidence…
June 30, 2009 at 10:39 am
I thought that issue had already been revised earlier on in this section, or in one of the previous ones?
June 30, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Thanks for the compliment, KingFrozen, but if I’m spending my spare time reading up a blog on a fantasy RPG, I can only loosely be described as having a life.
June 30, 2009 at 12:14 pm
……………
…….. I like you…
June 30, 2009 at 12:45 pm
No life? I got an idea.
Go on a hiking trip guys. I feel it’s a great way to get to know people, to get in touch with nature and just feel great. It’s good exercise!
Climbing a mountain I haven’t tried. Not even a small one, you guys try climbing brokeback mountain and tell me if it was hard or easy. worth it or rubbish.
June 30, 2009 at 12:57 pm
It’s not so much that I don’t have a life, I have a life. It’s just that I set high priorities for what i define as a “friend”, and in doing so i have a lot of “acquaintances”.
Before the semester break (which I am now on) I was studying at TAFE (for you non-australians, tafe is kind of like… College. But not college. Less classy and you dont get all those fancy degrees, just certificates and such), which was 3 days a week. Every thursday after tafe I’d go into town for latenight shopping (thursday is the one day a week all the stores are open til nine, which happens to be the time of the week all of my “friends” or “acquaintances” hang out) So I would have one day a week in which to meet with people, socialise, etc. and then the rest of the week/weekend was mostly spent online. Unless my girlfriend happened to find a way for us to meet up, usually by going to the movies, and that only came once every week or two.
Oh and today I managed to sneak over her house! SCOREE!
But yeah, besides that, and besides the five day holiday I’ll be taking this friday – next wednesday, my life is spent online. So generally, no life.
June 30, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Oh and I forgot to factor in 4 – 10 hours of work a week. Not to mention my job sucks.
June 30, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Dude, dude, dude.
Brackets man. Sentence structure. Dudeee … I don’t care man. Really. didn’t even read it.
Read what I said again. It was just a gay joke.
June 30, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Fuck sentence structure. This is the internet, not high school.
You were joking about hiking?
I like hiking… Walking and landscapes and that sort of stuff.
I take photos you see.
June 30, 2009 at 3:00 pm
No I enjoy hiking. Hiking is awesome.
June 30, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Sorry Aspgren, let me rephrase that.
“I take photos, you see.”
I didn’t put a comma in there the first time.
June 30, 2009 at 2:41 pm
fail
June 30, 2009 at 3:15 pm
It’s summer vacation, I don’t have a life at the moment.
June 30, 2009 at 4:41 pm
It’s my life. I don’t have a life at the moment.
June 30, 2009 at 7:44 pm
“Seriously, I’m working on it, and it should be here in week or so. It’s pretty obvious you have no reason to believe me, since I’m always saying stuff like this and never delivering. But it’s coming, and it’ll be here soon. If it’s not here soon, you’ll see it eventually. If, eventually, you don’t see it, it’ll be here someday.”
Geez. It’s like you work for Valve or something.
June 30, 2009 at 7:51 pm
THAT’S IT! How couldn’t we have thought of it sooner?! It was obvious! He’s become a game dev and now he won’t have time for Nonny anymore… it’s sad, but that must be it! I’m a genius! So smart…
June 30, 2009 at 8:57 pm
Signs of the end of the world.
1. Michael is a genius.
2. Chris updates.
3. Irrelevant spam spamming.
Lets see if the above comment is true then it seems through my logic were going to see a update.. that is of course.. if the above comment is true.
June 30, 2009 at 8:58 pm
and of course this is MICHAEL were talking about….
June 30, 2009 at 9:06 pm
There is no such thing as “irrelevant” spam. Spam is posting comments with links to porn sites and such. Wait, I think I just contradicted myself, damn!
July 1, 2009 at 3:13 am
Irrelevant Spam was a bitch that came on here arguing with the hiatus crew, not long before i joined in i believe. Originally named Jaded Empath, but she changed her name to “Livin’ in Oblivion for Nondrick, NOT irrelevant spam!” So we all call her/him/it irrelevant spam. Pretty sure it was a woman though, who else could keep nagging like that?
July 1, 2009 at 11:46 am
^^lol
also, she filled in that many more spaces than we ever could. Nice going, she really was a fucking hypocrite. Can we not dwell on this, coz i get really angry. Then i get upset. Then i get sulky. You wont like me when im sulky.
July 1, 2009 at 1:09 pm
“Hey look! It’s the incredible sulk!”
“Don’t pick on me… I get angsty when you pick on me… You won’t like me when I’m angsty…”
July 1, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Yeah, I know, I read like, every single comment on this page before posting. In other news, 96 comments to go until 1000!
July 1, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Guess who? Dat’s right, I’s back motha fucka.
July 1, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Dat’s right, I’s back motha fucka is back!
July 1, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Fear micheal, he shall always have last post.
July 1, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Sorry, typo, I meant michael.
July 1, 2009 at 6:11 pm
>:C
July 1, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Please forgive me! It was an accident! Don’t send them after me again!
July 1, 2009 at 6:34 pm
I hate when people do that spelling mistake. Like, are they really that stupid? My name is fucking Michael, not MichEAl. No offense to the random guy, just that once i spelled out my name to a foolish girl who was supposed to write our names down. This is about how our conversation was:
‘What is your name?’
‘Michael.’
‘Uhm… how do you spell it?’
‘*Sigh* M-I-C-H-A-E-L. Michael.’
*I look at her paper to see what she writes down*;
‘M-I-C-H-E-A-L’
FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
July 9, 2009 at 8:51 pm
DDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE. Darn. You could’ve been MichE(lectronic)A(rts)l.
July 1, 2009 at 6:34 pm
Are they really that stupid? I’ve always thought telling people their IQ was below zero was a joke, but now I wonder…
July 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm
I am not the smartest guy around, often stuff I’m looking for is right in front of me and I don’t see it.
July 1, 2009 at 6:50 pm
That happens to me at times too. However, misspelling a name that was just ‘read’ out loud? Letter by letter? How can one fuck that up? And also this happens VERY often.. I guess ‘Michael’ is a too complex name for the average Swede. Ah, the biggest difficulty with my name is the pronunciation you see. In Sweden(where I happen to live), the most common spelling of Michael is Mikael. With a ‘K’ instead of ‘CH’(it looks ugly with a K, lol). So when they(majority of shit-heads) see ‘Michael’ spellt with a ‘C’ and an ‘H’, they immediately think ‘Michelle’. Rage and lulz ensue.
Rage, because I’m angry at them being so fucktarded, and lulz because they ARE so fucktarded.
July 9, 2009 at 8:53 pm
My friend was called Micheal.
July 1, 2009 at 6:55 pm
I’m not swedish, if that’s what you’re implying, but I can see why you’re angry, and I apoligise for being a fucktard.
July 1, 2009 at 6:56 pm
No, no. I’m just telling you that. And yes, it is very upsetting.
July 1, 2009 at 6:58 pm
I know how you feel, people call me kylee all the the time, yet my name is obviously kyle.
July 9, 2009 at 8:53 pm
HA!
Now we know. Know we know.
July 1, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Oh yeah. You don’t pronunce the ‘E’, right?
July 1, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Yeah.
July 1, 2009 at 7:00 pm
That’s how awesome I am.
July 1, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Are you saying your silent L is better than mine?
July 1, 2009 at 7:02 pm
dammit, I meant E.
July 1, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Actually, it’s my ‘A’ that is silent! FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU another one!
July 1, 2009 at 7:07 pm
That’s strange, how do you pronounce your name?
July 1, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Try pronuncing Michael Jackson. It’s pronunced the same way(when speaking English, that is).
July 1, 2009 at 7:09 pm
Damned ‘o’ button, pronounce!
July 1, 2009 at 7:10 pm
So it’s mike-ul. My brain is confused by my logic(of which I have none).
July 1, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Oh yes. Or, mike-el, both will work. In Swedish it’s pronounced in a strange way.
July 1, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Ah! Mike-el, that’s the pronounciation that I thought sounded like it had an a sound in it. My brain is no longer confused!
July 1, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Pronounciation is confusing at times, son.
July 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm
True, true.
July 1, 2009 at 7:16 pm
65 comments until 1000!
July 1, 2009 at 7:17 pm
I’m gonna be 1000th!
July 1, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Do I sense a challenge?
July 1, 2009 at 7:18 pm
YES!
July 1, 2009 at 7:19 pm
BRING IT!
July 1, 2009 at 7:19 pm
IMMA CHARGIN’ MAH LAZOR!
July 1, 2009 at 7:20 pm
gravity cat is not amused.
July 1, 2009 at 7:21 pm
IMMA FIRIN’ MAH LAZOR!!!! BAAAAH! You’re dead.
July 1, 2009 at 7:22 pm
HAAAAAAAX!
July 1, 2009 at 7:22 pm
I won!
July 9, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Where’d all the others go?